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[Illustration]
Tik-Tok OF OZ
[Illustration]
TIK-TOK OF OZ
by
L. FRANK BAUM
Author of
The Road to Oz, Dorothy and the Wizard in Oz, The
Emerald City of Oz, The Land of Oz, Ozma
of Oz, The Patchwork Girl of Oz
[Illustration]
Illustrated by John R. Neill
The Reilly & Lee Co.
Chicago
[Illustration:
COPYRIGHT
1914 BY
L Frank Baum
ALL
RIGHTS RESERVED]
[Illustration:
To
Louis F. Gottschalk,
whose sweet and dainty melodies
breathe the true spirit of
fairyland,
this book is affectionately dedicated]
[Illustration]
TO MY READERS
[Illustration]
The very marked success of my last year's fairy book, "The Patchwork
Girl of Oz," convinces me that my readers like the Oz stories "best of
all," as one little girl wrote me. So here, my dears, is a new Oz story
in which is introduced Ann Soforth, the Queen of Oogaboo, whom Tik-Tok
assisted in conquering our old acquaintance, the Nome King. It also tells
of Betsy Bobbin and how, after many adventures, she finally reached the
marvelous Land of Oz.
There is a play called "The Tik-Tok Man of Oz," but it is not like this
story of "Tik-Tok of Oz," although some of the adventures recorded in
this book, as well as those in several other Oz books, are included
in the play. Those who have seen the play and those who have read the
other Oz books will find in this story a lot of strange characters and
adventures that they have never heard of before.
In the letters I receive from children there has been an urgent appeal
for me to write a story that will take Trot and Cap'n Bill to the Land of
Oz, where they will meet Dorothy and Ozma. Also they think Button-Bright
ought to get acquainted with Ojo the Lucky. As you know, I am obliged
to talk these matters over with Dorothy by means of the "wireless," for
that is the only way I can communicate with the Land of Oz. When I asked
her about this idea, she replied: "Why, haven't you heard?" I said "No."
"Well," came the message over the wireless, "I'll tell you all about it,
by and by, and then you can make a book of that story for the children to
read."
So, if Dorothy keeps her word and I am permitted to write another Oz
book, you will probably discover how all these characters came together
in the famous Emerald City. Meantime, I want to tell all my little
friends--whose numbers are increasing by many thousands every year--that
I am very grateful for the favor they have shown my books and for the
delightful little letters I am constantly receiving. I am almost sure
that I have as many friends among the children of America as any story
writer alive; and this, of course, makes me very proud and happy.
L. Frank Baum.
"OZCOT"
at HOLLYWOOD
in CALIFORNIA,
1914.
[Illustration]
LIST OF CHAPTERS
CHAPTER PAGE
1--Ann's Army 13
2--Out of Oogaboo 24
3--Magic Mystifies the Marchers 28
4--Betsy Braves the Billows 39
5--The Roses Repulse the Refugees 42
6--Shaggy Seeks his Stray Brother 48
7--Polychrome's Pitiful Plight 65
8--Tik-Tok Tackles a Tough Task 78
9--Ruggedo's Rage is Rash and Reckless 92
10--A Terrible Tumble Through a Tube 107
11--The Famous Fellowship of Fairies 120
12--The Lovely Lady of Light 129
13--The Jinjin's Just Judgment 136
14--The Long-Eared Hearer Learns by Listening 149
15--The Dragon Defies Danger 159
16--The Naughty Nome 168
17--A Tragic Transformation 177
18--A Clever Conquest 193
19--King Kaliko 202
20--Quox Quietly Quits 213
21--A Bashful Brother 221
22--Kindly Kisses 233
23--Ruggedo Reforms 245
24--Dorothy is Delighted 251
25--The Land of Love 263
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CHAPTER 1
Ann's Army
"I won't!" cried Ann; "I won't sweep the floor. It is beneath my
dignity."
"Some one must sweep it," replied Ann's younger sister, Salye; "else we
shall soon be wading in dust. And you are the eldest, and the head of the
family."
"I'm Queen of Oogaboo," said Ann, proudly. "But," she added with a sigh,
"my kingdom is the smallest and the poorest in all the Land of Oz."
This was quite true. Away up in the mountains, in a far corner of the
beautiful fairyland of Oz, lies a small valley which is named Oogaboo,
and in this valley lived a few people who were usually happy and
contented and never cared to wander over the mountain pass into the more
settled parts of the land. They knew that all of Oz, including their own
territory, was ruled by a beautiful Princess named Ozma, who lived in the
splendid Emerald City; yet the simple folk of Oogaboo never visited Ozma.
They had a royal family of their own--not especially to rule over them,
but just as a matter of pride. Ozma permitted the various parts of her
country to have their Kings and Queens and Emperors and the like, but all
were ruled over by the lovely girl Queen of the Emerald City.
The King of Oogaboo used to be a man named Jol Jemkiph Soforth, who for
many years did all the drudgery of deciding disputes and telling his
people when to plant cabbages and pickle onions. But the King's wife had
a sharp tongue and small respect for the King, her husband; therefore one
night King Jol crept over the pass into the Land of Oz and disappeared
from Oogaboo for good and all. The Queen waited a few years for him to
return and then started in search of him, leaving her eldest daughter,
Ann Soforth, to act as Queen.
Now, Ann had not forgotten when her birthday came, for that meant a party
and feasting and dancing, but she had quite forgotten how many years
the birthdays marked. In a land where people live always, this is not
considered a cause for regret, so we may justly say that Queen Ann of
Oogaboo was old enough to make jelly--and let it go at that.
But she didn't make jelly, or do any more of the housework than she could
help. She was an ambitious woman and constantly resented the fact that
her kingdom was so tiny and her people so stupid and unenterprising.
Often she wondered what had become of her father and mother, out beyond
the pass, in the wonderful Land of Oz, and the fact that they did not
return to Oogaboo led Ann to suspect that they had found a better place
to live. So, when Salye refused to sweep the floor of the living room in
the palace, and Ann would not sweep it, either, she said to her sister:
"I'm going away. This absurd Kingdom of Oogaboo tires me."
"Go, if you want to," answered Salye; "but you are very foolish to leave
this place."
"Why?" asked Ann.
"Because in the Land of Oz, which is Ozma's country, you will be a
nobody, while here you are a Queen."
"Oh, yes! Queen over eighteen men, twenty-seven women and forty-four
children!" returned Ann bitterly.
"Well, there are certainly more people than that in the great Land of
Oz," laughed Salye. "Why don't you raise an army and conquer them, and
be Queen of all Oz?" she asked, trying to taunt Ann and so to anger her.
Then she made a face at her sister and went into the back yard to swing
in the hammock.
Her jeering words, however, had given Queen Ann an idea. She reflected
that Oz was reported to be a peaceful country and Ozma a mere girl who
ruled with gentleness to all and was obeyed because her people loved her.
Even in Oogaboo the story was told that Ozma's sole army consisted of
twenty-seven fine officers, who wore beautiful uniforms but carried no
weapons, because there was no one to fight. Once there had been a private
soldier, besides the officers, but Ozma had made him a Captain-General
and taken away his gun for fear it might accidentally hurt some one.
The more Ann thought about the matter the more she was convinced it would
be easy to conquer the Land of Oz and set herself up as Ruler in Ozma's
place, if she but had an Army to do it with. Afterward she could go
out into the world and conquer other lands, and then perhaps she could
find a way to the moon, and conquer that. She had a warlike spirit that
preferred trouble to idleness.
It all depended on an Army, Ann decided. She carefully counted in her
mind all the men of her kingdom. Yes; there were exactly eighteen of
them, all told. That would not make a very big Army, but by surprising
Ozma's unarmed officers her men might easily subdue them. "Gentle people
are always afraid of those that bluster," Ann told herself. "I don't wish
to shed any blood, for that would shock my nerves and I might faint; but
if we threaten and flash our weapons I am sure the people of Oz will
fall upon their knees before me and surrender."
This argument, which she repeated to herself more than once, finally
determined the Queen of Oogaboo to undertake the audacious venture.
"Whatever happens," she reflected, "can make me no more unhappy than
my staying shut up in this miserable valley and sweeping floors and
quarreling with Sister Salye; so I will venture all, and win what I may."
That very day she started out to organize her Army.
The first man she came to was Jo Apple, so called because he had an apple
orchard.
"Jo," said Ann, "I am going to conquer the world, and I want you to join
my Army."
"Don't ask me to do such a fool thing, for I must politely refuse Your
Majesty," said Jo Apple.
"I have no intention of asking you. I shall command you, as Queen of
Oogaboo, to join," said Ann.
"In that case, I suppose I must obey," the man remarked, in a sad voice.
"But I pray you to consider that I am a very important citizen, and for
that reason am entitled to an office of high rank."
"You shall be a General," promised Ann.
"With gold epaulets and a sword?" he asked.
"Of course," said the Queen.
Then she went to the next man, whose name was Jo Bunn, as he owned an
orchard where graham-buns and wheat-buns, in great variety, both hot and
cold, grew on the trees.
"Jo," said Ann, "I am going to conquer the world, and I command you to
join my Army."
"Impossible!" he exclaimed. "The bun crop has to be picked."
"Let your wife and children do the picking," said Ann.
"But I'm a man of great importance, Your Majesty," he protested.
"For that reason you shall be one of my Generals, and wear a cocked hat
with gold braid, and curl your mustaches and clank a long sword," she
promised.
So he consented, although sorely against his will, and the Queen walked
on to the next cottage. Here lived Jo Cone, so called because the trees
in his orchard bore crops of excellent ice-cream cones.
"Jo," said Ann, "I am going to conquer the world, and you must join my
Army."
"Excuse me, please," said Jo Cone. "I am a bad fighter. My good wife
conquered me years ago, for she can fight better than I. Take her, Your
Majesty, instead of me, and I'll bless you for the favor."
"This must be an army of men--fierce, ferocious warriors," declared Ann,
looking sternly upon the mild little man.
"And you will leave my wife here in Oogaboo?" he asked.
"Yes; and make you a General."
"I'll go," said Jo Cone, and Ann went on to the cottage of Jo Clock, who
had an orchard of clock-trees. This man at first insisted that he would
not join the army, but Queen Ann's promise to make him a General finally
won his consent.
"How many Generals are there in your army?" he asked.
"Four, so far," replied Ann.
"And how big will the army be?" was his next question.
"I intend to make every one of the eighteen men in Oogaboo join it," she
said.
"Then four Generals are enough," announced Jo Clock. "I advise you to
make the rest of them Colonels."
Ann tried to follow his advice. The next four men she visited--who were
Jo Plum, Jo Egg, Jo Banjo and Jo Cheese, named after the trees in their
orchards--she made Colonels of her Army; but the fifth one, Jo Nails,
said Colonels and Generals were getting to be altogether too common in
the Army of Oogaboo and he preferred to be a Major. So Jo Nails, Jo
Cake, Jo Ham and Jo Stockings were all four made Majors, while the next
four--Jo Sandwich, Jo Padlocks, Jo Sundae and Jo Buttons--were appointed
Captains of the Army.
But now Queen Ann was in a quandary. There remained but two other men in
all Oogaboo, and if she made these two Lieutenants, while there were four
Captains, four Majors, four Colonels and four Generals, there was likely
to be jealousy in her army, and perhaps mutiny and desertions.
One of these men, however, was Jo Candy, and he would not go at all.
No promises could tempt him, nor could threats move him. He said he
must remain at home to harvest his crop of jackson-balls, lemon-drops,
bonbons and chocolate-creams. Also he had large fields of crackerjack and
buttered pop corn to be mowed and threshed, and he was determined not to
disappoint the children of Oogaboo by going away to conquer the world and
so let the candy crop spoil.
Finding Jo Candy so obstinate, Queen Ann let him have his own way and
continued her journey to the house of the eighteenth and last man in
Oogaboo, who was a young fellow named Jo Files. This Files had twelve
trees which bore steel files of various sorts; but also he had nine
book-trees, on which grew a choice selection of story-books. In case you
have never seen books growing upon trees, I will explain that those in
Jo Files' orchard were enclosed in broad green husks which, when fully
ripe, turned to a deep red color. Then the books were picked and husked
and were ready to read. If they were picked too soon, the stories were
found to be confused and uninteresting and the spelling bad. However,
if allowed to ripen perfectly, the stories were fine reading and the
spelling and grammar excellent.
[Illustration]
Files freely gave his books to all who wanted them, but the people
of Oogaboo cared little for books and so he had to read most of them
himself, before they spoiled. For, as you probably know, as soon as
the books were read the words disappeared and the leaves withered and
faded--which is the worst fault of all books which grow upon trees.
When Queen Ann spoke to this young man Files, who was both intelligent
and ambitious, he said he thought it would be great fun to conquer the
world. But he called her attention to the fact that he was far superior
to the other men of her army. Therefore, he would not be one of her
Generals or Colonels or Majors or Captains, but claimed the honor of
being sole Private.
Ann did not like this idea at all.
"I hate to have a Private Soldier in my army," she said; "they're so
common. I am told that Princess Ozma once had a private soldier, but she
made him her Captain-General, which is good evidence that the private was
unnecessary."
"Ozma's army doesn't fight," returned Files; "but your army must fight
like fury in order to conquer the world. I have read in my books that it
is always the private soldiers who do the fighting, for no officer is
ever brave enough to face the foe. Also, it stands to reason that your
officers must have some one to command and to issue their orders to;
therefore I'll be the one. I long to slash and slay the enemy and become
a hero. Then, when we return to Oogaboo, I'll take all the marbles away
from the children and melt them up and make a marble statue of myself for
all to look upon and admire."
Ann was much pleased with Private Files. He seemed indeed to be such a
warrior as she needed in her enterprise, and her hopes of success took a
sudden bound when Files told her he knew where a gun-tree grew and would
go there at once and pick the ripest and biggest musket the tree bore.
[Illustration]
[Illustration]
CHAPTER 2
Out of Oogaboo
Three days later the Grand Army of Oogaboo assembled in the square in
front of the royal palace. The sixteen officers were attired in gorgeous
uniforms and carried sharp, glittering swords. The Private had picked
his gun and, although it was not a very big weapon, Files tried to look
fierce and succeeded so well that all his commanding officers were
secretly afraid of him.
The women were there, protesting that Queen Ann Soforth had no right to
take their husbands and fathers from them; but Ann commanded them to keep
silent, and that was the hardest order to obey they had ever received.
[Illustration: For--ward March!]
The Queen appeared before her Army dressed in an imposing uniform of
green, covered with gold braid. She wore a green soldier-cap with a
purple plume in it and looked so royal and dignified that everyone in
Oogaboo except the Army was glad she was going. The Army was sorry she
was not going alone.
"Form ranks!" she cried in her shrill voice.
Salye leaned out of the palace window and laughed.
"I believe your Army can run better than it can fight," she observed.
"Of course," replied General Bunn, proudly. "We're not looking for
trouble, you know, but for plunder. The more plunder and the less
fighting we get, the better we shall like our work."
"For my part," said Files, "I prefer war and carnage to anything. The
only way to become a hero is to conquer, and the story-books all say that
the easiest way to conquer is to fight."
"That's the idea, my brave man!" agreed Ann. "To fight is to conquer
and to conquer is to secure plunder and to secure plunder is to become
a hero. With such noble determination to back me, the world is mine!
Good-bye, Salye. When we return we shall be rich and famous. Come,
Generals; let us march."
At this the Generals straightened up and threw out their chests. Then
they swung their glittering swords in rapid circles and cried to the
Colonels:
"For--ward March!"
Then the Colonels shouted to the Majors: "For--ward March!" and the
Majors yelled to the Captains: "For--ward March!" and the Captains
screamed to the Private:
"For--ward March!"
So Files shouldered his gun and began to march, and all the officers
followed after him. Queen Ann came last of all, rejoicing in her noble
army and wondering why she had not decided long ago to conquer the world.
In this order the procession marched out of Oogaboo and took the narrow
mountain pass which led into the lovely Fairyland of Oz.
[Illustration]
[Illustration]
CHAPTER 3
Magic Mystifies the Marchers
Princess Ozma was all unaware that the Army of Oogaboo, led by their
ambitious Queen, was determined to conquer her Kingdom. The beautiful
girl Ruler of Oz was busy with the welfare of her subjects and had no
time to think of Ann Soforth and her disloyal plans. But there was one
who constantly guarded the peace and happiness of the Land of Oz and this
was the Official Sorceress of the Kingdom, Glinda the Good.
In her magnificent castle, which stands far north of the Emerald City
where Ozma holds her court, Glinda owns a wonderful magic Record Book, in
which is printed every event that takes place anywhere, just as soon as
it happens.
The smallest things and the biggest things are all recorded in this book.
If a child stamps its foot in anger, Glinda reads about it; if a city
burns down, Glinda finds the fact noted in her book.
The Sorceress always reads her Record Book every day, and so it was she
knew that Ann Soforth, Queen of Oogaboo, had foolishly assembled an army
of sixteen officers and one private soldier, with which she intended to
invade and conquer the Land of Oz.
There was no danger but that Ozma, supported by the magic arts of Glinda
the Good and the powerful Wizard of Oz--both her firm friends--could
easily defeat a far more imposing army than Ann's; but it would be a
shame to have the peace of Oz interrupted by any sort of quarreling or
fighting. So Glinda did not even mention the matter to Ozma, or to anyone
else. She merely went into a great chamber of her castle, known as the
Magic Room, where she performed a magical ceremony which caused the
mountain pass that led from Oogaboo to make several turns and twists. The
result was that when Ann and her army came to the end of the pass they
were not in the Land of Oz at all, but in an adjoining territory that was
quite distinct from Ozma's domain and separated from Oz by an invisible
barrier.
As the Oogaboo people emerged into this country, the pass they had
traversed disappeared behind them and it was not likely they would
ever find their way back into the valley of Oogaboo. They were greatly
puzzled, indeed, by their surroundings and did not know which way to go.
None of them had ever visited Oz, so it took them some time to discover
they were not in Oz at all, but in an unknown country.
"Never mind," said Ann, trying to conceal her disappointment; "we have
started out to conquer the world, and here is part of it. In time, as we
pursue our victorious journey, we will doubtless come to Oz; but, until
we get there, we may as well conquer whatever land we find ourselves in."
"Have we conquered this place, Your Majesty?" anxiously inquired Major
Cake.
"Most certainly," said Ann. "We have met no people, as yet, but when we
do, we will inform them that they are our slaves."
"And afterward we will plunder them of all their possessions," added
General Apple.
"They may not possess anything," objected Private Files; "but I hope they
will fight us, just the same. A peaceful conquest wouldn't be any fun at
all."
"Don't worry," said the Queen. "_We_ can fight, whether our foes do or
not; and perhaps we would find it more comfortable to have the enemy
surrender promptly."
It was a barren country and not very pleasant to travel in. Moreover,
there was little for them to eat, and as the officers became hungry they
became fretful. Many would have deserted had they been able to find their
way home, but as the Oogaboo people were now hopelessly lost in a strange
country they considered it more safe to keep together than to separate.
Queen Ann's temper, never very agreeable, became sharp and irritable as
she and her army tramped over the rocky roads without encountering either
people or plunder. She scolded her officers until they became surly, and
a few of them were disloyal enough to ask her to hold her tongue. Others
began to reproach her for leading them into difficulties and in the space
of three unhappy days every man was mourning for his orchard in the
pretty valley of Oogaboo.
Files, however, proved a different sort. The more difficulties he
encountered the more cheerful he became, and the sighs of the officers
were answered by the merry whistle of the Private. His pleasant
disposition did much to encourage Queen Ann and before long she consulted
the Private Soldier more often than she did his superiors.
It was on the third day of their pilgrimage that they encountered their
first adventure. Toward evening the sky was suddenly darkened and Major
Nails exclaimed:
"A fog is coming toward us."
"I do not think it is a fog," replied Files, looking with interest at the
approaching cloud. "It seems to me more like the breath of a Rak."
"What is a Rak?" asked Ann, looking about fearfully.
"A terrible beast with a horrible appetite," answered the soldier,
growing a little paler than usual. "I have never seen a Rak, to be sure,
but I have read of them in the story-books that grew in my orchard, and
if this is indeed one of those fearful monsters, we are not likely to
conquer the world."
Hearing this, the officers became quite worried and gathered closer about
their soldier.
"What is the thing like?" asked one.
"The only picture of a Rak that I ever saw in a book was rather blurred,"
said Files, "because the book was not quite ripe when it was picked. But
the creature can fly in the air and run like a deer and swim like a fish.
Inside its body is a glowing furnace of fire, and the Rak breathes in air
and breathes out smoke, which darkens the sky for miles around, wherever
it goes. It is bigger than a hundred men and feeds on any living thing."
The officers now began to groan and to tremble, but Files tried to cheer
them, saying:
"It may not be a Rak, after all, that we see approaching us, and you must
not forget that we people of Oogaboo, which is part of the fairyland of
Oz, cannot be killed."
"Nevertheless," said Captain Buttons, "if the Rak catches us, and chews
us up into small pieces, and swallows us--what will happen then?"
"Then each small piece will still be alive," declared Files.
"I cannot see how that would help us," wailed Colonel Banjo. "A hamburger
steak is a hamburger steak, whether it is alive or not!"
"I tell you, this may not be a Rak," persisted Files. "We will know, when
the cloud gets nearer, whether it is the breath of a Rak or not. If it
has no smell at all, it is probably a fog; but if it has an odor of salt
and pepper, it is a Rak and we must prepare for a desperate fight."
They all eyed the dark cloud fearfully. Before long it reached the
frightened group and began to envelop them. Every nose sniffed the
cloud--and every one detected in it the odor of salt and pepper.
"The Rak!" shouted Private Files, and with a howl of despair the sixteen
officers fell to the ground, writhing and moaning in anguish. Queen Ann
sat down upon a rock and faced the cloud more bravely, although her heart
was beating fast. As for Files, he calmly loaded his gun and stood ready
to fight the foe, as a soldier should.
They were now in absolute darkness, for the cloud which covered the sky
and the setting sun was black as ink. Then through the gloom appeared two
round, glowing balls of red, and Files at once decided these must be the
monster's eyes.
He raised his gun, took aim and fired.
There were several bullets in the gun, all gathered from an excellent
bullet-tree in Oogaboo, and they were big and hard. They flew toward the
monster and struck it, and with a wild, weird cry the Rak came fluttering
down and its huge body fell plump upon the forms of the sixteen officers,
who thereupon screamed louder than before.
"Badness me!" moaned the Rak. "See what you've done with that dangerous
gun of yours!"
"I can't see," replied Files, "for the cloud formed by your breath
darkens my sight!"
"Don't tell me it was an accident," continued the Rak, reproachfully, as
it still flapped its wings in a helpless manner. "Don't claim you didn't
know the gun was loaded, I beg of you!"
"I don't intend to," replied Files. "Did the bullets hurt you very badly?"
"One has broken my jaw, so that I can't open my mouth. You will notice
that my voice sounds rather harsh and husky, because I have to talk with
my teeth set close together. Another bullet broke my left wing, so that I
can't fly; and still another broke my right leg, so that I can't walk. It
was the most careless shot I ever heard of!"
"Can't you manage to lift your body off from my commanding officers?"
inquired Files. "From their cries I'm afraid your great weight is
crushing them."
[Illustration]
"I hope it is," growled the Rak. "I want to crush them, if possible, for
I have a bad disposition. If only I could open my mouth, I'd eat all of
you, although my appetite is poorly this warm weather."
With this the Rak began to roll its immense body sidewise, so as to crush
the officers more easily; but in doing this it rolled completely off from
them and the entire sixteen scrambled to their feet and made off as fast
as they could run.
Private Files could not see them go but he knew from the sound of their
voices that they had escaped, so he ceased to worry about them.
"Pardon me if I now bid you good-bye," he said to the Rak. "The parting
is caused by our desire to continue our journey. If you die, do not blame
me, for I was obliged to shoot you as a matter of self-protection."
"I shall not die," answered the monster, "for I bear a charmed life. But
I beg you not to leave me!"
"Why not?" asked Files.
"Because my broken jaw will heal in about an hour, and then I shall be
able to eat you. My wing will heal in a day and my leg will heal in a
week, when I shall be as well as ever. Having shot me, and so caused me
all this annoyance, it is only fair and just that you remain here and
allow me to eat you as soon as I can open my jaws."
"I beg to differ with you," returned the soldier firmly. "I have made an
engagement with Queen Ann of Oogaboo to help her conquer the world, and
I cannot break my word for the sake of being eaten by a Rak."
"Oh; that's different," said the monster. "If you've an engagement, don't
let me detain you."
So Files felt around in the dark and grasped the hand of the trembling
Queen, whom he led away from the flapping, sighing Rak. They stumbled
over the stones for a way but presently began to see dimly the path ahead
of them, as they got farther and farther away from the dreadful spot
where the wounded monster lay.
By and by they reached a little hill and could see the last rays of the
sun flooding a pretty valley beyond, for now they had passed beyond the
cloudy breath of the Rak. Here were huddled the sixteen officers, still
frightened and panting from their run. They had halted only because it
was impossible for them to run any farther.
Queen Ann gave them a severe scolding for their cowardice, at the same
time praising Files for his courage.
"We are wiser than he, however," muttered General Clock, "for by running
away we are now able to assist Your Majesty in conquering the world;
whereas, had Files been eaten by the Rak, he would have deserted your
Army."
After a brief rest they descended into the valley, and as soon as they
were out of sight of the Rak the spirits of the entire party rose
quickly. Just at dusk they came to a brook, on the banks of which Queen
Ann commanded them to make camp for the night.
Each officer carried in his pocket a tiny white tent. This, when placed
upon the ground, quickly grew in size until it was large enough to
permit the owner to enter it and sleep within its canvas walls. Files
was obliged to carry a knapsack, in which was not only his own tent but
an elaborate pavilion for Queen Ann, besides a bed and chair and a magic
table. This table, when set upon the ground in Ann's pavilion, became of
large size, and in a drawer of the table was contained the Queen's supply
of extra clothing, her manicure and toilet articles and other necessary
things. The royal bed was the only one in the camp, the officers and
private sleeping in hammocks attached to their tent poles.
There was also in the knapsack a flag bearing the royal emblem of
Oogaboo, and this flag Files flew upon its staff every night, to show
that the country they were in had been conquered by the Queen of Oogaboo.
So far, no one but themselves had seen the flag, but Ann was pleased to
see it flutter in the breeze and considered herself already a famous
conqueror.
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CHAPTER 4
Betsy Braves the Billows
The waves dashed and the lightning flashed and the thunder rolled and
the ship struck a rock. Betsy Bobbin was running across the deck and the
shock sent her flying through the air until she fell with a splash into
the dark blue water. The same shock caught Hank, a thin little, sad-faced
mule, and tumbled him also into the sea, far from the ship's side.
When Betsy came up, gasping for breath because the wet plunge had
surprised her, she reached out in the dark and grabbed a bunch of hair.
At first she thought it was the end of a rope, but presently she heard a
dismal "Hee-haw!" and knew she was holding fast to the end of Hank's tail.
Suddenly the sea was lighted up by a vivid glare. The ship, now in the
far distance, caught fire, blew up and sank beneath the waves.
Betsy shuddered at the sight, but just then her eye caught a mass of
wreckage floating near her and she let go the mule's tail and seized the
rude raft, pulling herself up so that she rode upon it in safety. Hank
also saw the raft and swam to it, but he was so clumsy he never would
have been able to climb upon it had not Betsy helped him to get aboard.
They had to crowd close together, for their support was only a
hatch-cover torn from the ship's deck; but it floated them fairly well
and both the girl and the mule knew it would keep them from drowning.
The storm was not over, by any means, when the ship went down. Blinding
bolts of lightning shot from cloud to cloud and the clamor of deep
thunderclaps echoed far over the sea. The waves tossed the little raft
here and there as a child tosses a rubber ball and Betsy had a solemn
feeling that for hundreds of watery miles in every direction there was no
living thing besides herself and the small donkey.
Perhaps Hank had the same thought, for he gently rubbed his nose against
the frightened girl and said "Hee-haw!" in his softest voice, as if to
comfort her.
"You'll protect me, Hank dear, won't you?" she cried helplessly, and the
mule said "Hee-haw!" again, in tones that meant a promise.
On board the ship, during the days that preceded the wreck, when the
sea was calm, Betsy and Hank had become good friends; so, while the
girl might have preferred a more powerful protector in this dreadful
emergency, she felt that the mule would do all in a mule's power to guard
her safety.
All night they floated, and when the storm had worn itself out and
passed away with a few distant growls, and the waves had grown smaller
and easier to ride, Betsy stretched herself out on the wet raft and fell
asleep.
Hank did not sleep a wink. Perhaps he felt it his duty to guard Betsy.
Anyhow, he crouched on the raft beside the tired sleeping girl and
watched patiently until the first light of dawn swept over the sea.
The light wakened Betsy Bobbin. She sat up, rubbed her eyes and stared
across the water.
"Oh, Hank; there's land ahead!" she exclaimed.
"Hee-haw!" answered Hank in his plaintive voice.
The raft was floating swiftly toward a very beautiful country and as
they drew near Betsy could see banks of lovely flowers showing brightly
between leafy trees. But no people were to be seen at all.
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CHAPTER 5
The Roses Repulse the Refugees
Gently the raft grated on the sandy beach. Then Betsy easily waded
ashore, the mule following closely behind her. The sun was now shining
and the air was warm and laden with the fragrance of roses.
"I'd like some breakfast, Hank," remarked the girl, feeling more cheerful
now that she was on dry land; "but we can't eat the flowers, although
they do smell mighty good."
"Hee-haw!" replied Hank and trotted up a little pathway to the top of the
bank.
Betsy followed and from the eminence looked around her. A little way
off stood a splendid big greenhouse, its thousands of crystal panes
glittering in the sunlight.
"There ought to be people somewhere 'round," observed Betsy thoughtfully;
"gardeners, or somebody. Let's go and see, Hank. I'm getting hungrier
ev'ry minute."
So they walked toward the great greenhouse and came to its entrance
without meeting with anyone at all. A door stood ajar, so Hank went in
first, thinking if there was any danger he could back out and warn his
companion. But Betsy was close at his heels and the moment she entered
was lost in amazement at the wonderful sight she saw.
The greenhouse was filled with magnificent rosebushes, all growing in
big pots. On the central stem of each bush bloomed a splendid Rose,
gorgeously colored and deliciously fragrant, and in the center of each
Rose was the face of a lovely girl.
As Betsy and Hank entered, the heads of the Roses were drooping and
their eyelids were closed in slumber; but the mule was so amazed that he
uttered a loud "Hee-haw!" and at the sound of his harsh voice the rose
leaves fluttered, the Roses raised their heads and a hundred startled
eyes were instantly fixed upon the intruders.
"I--I beg your pardon!" stammered Betsy, blushing and confused.
"O-o-o-h!" cried the Roses, in a sort of sighing chorus; and one of them
added: "What a horrid noise!"
"Why, that was only Hank," said Betsy, and as if to prove the truth of
her words the mule uttered another loud "Hee-haw!"
At this all the Roses turned on their stems as far as they were able and
trembled as if some one were shaking their bushes. A dainty Moss Rose
gasped: "Dear me! How dreadfully dreadful!"
"It isn't dreadful at all," said Betsy, somewhat indignant. "When you get
used to Hank's voice it will put you to sleep."
The Roses now looked at the mule less fearfully and one of them asked:
"Is that savage beast named Hank?"
"Yes; Hank's my comrade, faithful and true," answered the girl, twining
her arms around the little mule's neck and hugging him tight. "Aren't
you, Hank?"
Hank could only say in reply: "Hee-haw!" and at his bray the Roses
shivered again.
"Please go away!" begged one. "Can't you see you're frightening us out of
a week's growth?"
"Go away!" echoed Betsy. "Why, we've no place to go. We've just been
wrecked."
"Wrecked?" asked the Roses in a surprised chorus.
"Yes; we were on a big ship and the storm came and wrecked it," explained
the girl. "But Hank and I caught hold of a raft and floated ashore to
this place, and--we're tired and hungry. What country _is_ this, please?"
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"This is the Rose Kingdom," replied the Moss Rose, haughtily, "and it is
devoted to the culture of the rarest and fairest Roses grown."
"I believe it," said Betsy, admiring the pretty blossoms.
"But only Roses are allowed here," continued a delicate Tea Rose, bending
her brows in a frown; "therefore you must go away before the Royal
Gardener finds you and casts you back into the sea."
"Oh! Is there a Royal Gardener, then?" inquired Betsy.
"To be sure."
"And is he a Rose, also?"
"Of course not; he's a man--a wonderful man," was the reply.
"Well, I'm not afraid of a man," declared the girl, much relieved, and
even as she spoke the Royal Gardener popped into the greenhouse--a
spading fork in one hand and a watering pot in the other.
He was a funny little man, dressed in a rose-colored costume, with
ribbons at his knees and elbows, and a bunch of ribbons in his hair. His
eyes were small and twinkling, his nose sharp and his face puckered and
deeply lined.
"O-ho!" he exclaimed, astonished to find strangers in his greenhouse,
and when Hank gave a loud bray the Gardener threw the watering pot over
the mule's head and danced around with his fork, in such agitation that
presently he fell over the handle of the implement and sprawled at full
length upon the ground.
Betsy laughed and pulled the watering pot off from Hank's head. The
little mule was angry at the treatment he had received and backed toward
the Gardener threateningly.
"Look out for his heels!" called Betsy warningly and the Gardener
scrambled to his feet and hastily hid behind the Roses.
"You are breaking the Law!" he shouted, sticking out his head to glare at
the girl and the mule.
"What Law?" asked Betsy.
"The Law of the Rose Kingdom. No strangers are allowed in these domains."
"Not when they're shipwrecked?" she inquired.
"The Law doesn't except shipwrecks," replied the Royal Gardener, and he
was about to say more when suddenly there was a crash of glass and a man
came tumbling through the roof of the greenhouse and fell plump to the
ground.
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CHAPTER 6
Shaggy Seeks his Stray Brother
This sudden arrival was a queer looking man, dressed all in garments
so shaggy that Betsy at first thought he must be some animal. But the
stranger ended his fall in a sitting position and then the girl saw it
was really a man. He held an apple in his hand, which he had evidently
been eating when he fell, and so little was he jarred or flustered by the
accident that he continued to munch this apple as he calmly looked around
him.
"Good gracious!" exclaimed Betsy, approaching him. "Who _are_ you, and
where did you come from?"
"Me? Oh, I'm Shaggy Man," said he, taking another bite of the apple.
"Just dropped in for a short call. Excuse my seeming haste."
"Why, I s'pose you couldn't help the haste," said Betsy.
"No. I climbed an apple tree, outside; branch gave way and--here I am."
As he spoke the Shaggy Man finished his apple, gave the core to Hank--who
ate it greedily--and then stood up to bow politely to Betsy and the Roses.
The Royal Gardener had been frightened nearly into fits by the crash of
glass and the fall of the shaggy stranger into the bower of Roses, but
now he peeped out from behind a bush and cried in his squeaky voice:
"You're breaking the Law! You're breaking the Law!"
Shaggy stared at him solemnly.
"Is the glass the Law in this country?" he asked.
"Breaking the glass is breaking the Law," squeaked the Gardener, angrily.
"Also, to intrude in any part of the Rose Kingdom is breaking the Law."
"How do you know?" asked Shaggy.
"Why, it's printed in a book," said the Gardener, coming forward and
taking a small book from his pocket. "Page thirteen. Here it is: 'If
any stranger enters the Rose Kingdom he shall at once be condemned
by the Ruler and put to death.' So you see, strangers," he continued
triumphantly, "it's death for you all and your time has come!"
But just here Hank interposed. He had been stealthily backing toward the
Royal Gardener, whom he disliked, and now the mule's heels shot out and
struck the little man in the middle. He doubled up like the letter "U"
and flew out of the door so swiftly--never touching the ground--that he
was gone before Betsy had time to wink.
But the mule's attack frightened the girl.
"Come," she whispered, approaching the Shaggy Man and taking his hand;
"let's go somewhere else. They'll surely kill us if we stay here!"
"Don't worry, my dear," replied Shaggy, patting the child's head. "I'm
not afraid of anything, so long as I have the Love Magnet."
"The Love Magnet! Why, what is that?" asked Betsy.
"It's a charming little enchantment that wins the heart of everyone who
looks upon it," was the reply. "The Love Magnet used to hang over the
gateway to the Emerald City, in the Land of Oz; but when I started on
this journey our beloved Ruler, Ozma of Oz, allowed me to take it with
me."
"Oh!" cried Betsy, staring hard at him; "are you really from the
wonderful Land of Oz?"
"Yes. Ever been there, my dear?"
"No; but I've heard about it. And do you know Princess Ozma?"
"Very well indeed."
"And--and Princess Dorothy?"
"Dorothy's an old chum of mine," declared Shaggy.
"Dear me!" exclaimed Betsy. "And why did you ever leave such a beautiful
land as Oz?"
"On an errand," said Shaggy, looking sad and solemn. "I'm trying to find
my dear little brother."
"Oh! Is he lost?" questioned Betsy, feeling very sorry for the poor man.
"Been lost these ten years," replied Shaggy, taking out a handkerchief
and wiping a tear from his eye. "I didn't know it until lately, when I
saw it recorded in the magic Record Book of the Sorceress Glinda, in the
Land of Oz. So now I'm trying to find him."
"Where was he lost?" asked the girl sympathetically.
"Back in Colorado, where I used to live before I went to Oz. Brother was
a miner, and dug gold out of a mine. One day he went into his mine and
never came out. They searched for him, but he was not there. Disappeared
entirely," Shaggy ended miserably.
"For goodness sake! What do you s'pose became of him?" she asked.
"There is only one explanation," replied Shaggy, taking another apple
from his pocket and eating it to relieve his misery. "The Nome King
probably got him."
"The Nome King! Who is he?"
"Why, he's sometimes called the Metal Monarch, and his name is Ruggedo.
Lives in some underground cavern. Claims to own all the metals hidden in
the earth. Don't ask me why."
"Why?"
"'Cause I don't know. But this Ruggedo gets wild with anger if anyone
digs gold out of the earth, and my private opinion is that he captured
brother and carried him off to his underground kingdom. No--don't ask me
why. I see you're dying to ask me why. But I don't know."
"But--dear me!--in that case you will never find your lost brother!"
exclaimed the girl.
"Maybe not; but it's my duty to try," answered Shaggy. "I've wandered so
far without finding him, but that only proves he is not where I've been
looking. What I seek now is the hidden passage to the underground cavern
of the terrible Metal Monarch."
"Well," said Betsy doubtfully, "it strikes me that if you ever manage to
get there the Metal Monarch will make you, too, his prisoner."
"Nonsense!" answered Shaggy, carelessly. "You mustn't forget the Love
Magnet."
"What about it?" she asked.
"When the fierce Metal Monarch sees the Love Magnet, he will love me
dearly and do anything I ask."
"It must be wonderful," said Betsy, with awe.
"It is," the man assured her. "Shall I show it to you?"
"Oh, do!" she cried; so Shaggy searched in his shaggy pocket and drew out
a small silver magnet, shaped like a horseshoe.
The moment Betsy saw it she began to like the Shaggy Man better than
before. Hank also saw the Magnet and crept up to Shaggy to rub his head
lovingly against the man's knee.
But they were interrupted by the Royal Gardener, who stuck his head into
the greenhouse and shouted angrily:
"You are all condemned to death! Your only chance to escape is to leave
here instantly."
This startled little Betsy, but the Shaggy Man merely waved the Magnet
toward the Gardener, who, seeing it, rushed forward and threw himself at
Shaggy's feet, murmuring in honeyed words:
"Oh, you lovely, lovely man! How fond I am of you! Every shag and bobtail
that decorates you is dear to me--all I have is yours! But for goodness'
sake get out of here before you die the death."
"I'm not going to die," declared Shaggy Man.
"You must. It's the Law," exclaimed the Gardener, beginning to weep real
tears. "It breaks my heart to tell you this bad news, but the Law says
that all strangers must be condemned by the Ruler to die the death."
"No Ruler has condemned us yet," said Betsy.
"Of course not," added Shaggy. "We haven't even seen the Ruler of the
Rose Kingdom."
"Well, to tell the truth," said the Gardener, in a perplexed tone of
voice, "we haven't any real Ruler, just now. You see, all our Rulers grow
on bushes in the Royal Gardens, and the last one we had got mildewed and
withered before his time. So we had to plant him, and at this time there
is no one growing on the Royal Bushes who is ripe enough to pick."
"How do you know?" asked Betsy.
"Why, I'm the Royal Gardener. Plenty of royalties are growing, I admit;
but just now they are all green. Until one ripens, I am supposed to rule
the Rose Kingdom myself, and see that its Laws are obeyed. Therefore,
much as I love you, Shaggy, I must put you to death."
"Wait a minute," pleaded Betsy. "I'd like to see those Royal Gardens
before I die."
"So would I," added Shaggy Man. "Take us there, Gardener."
"Oh, I can't do that," objected the Gardener. But Shaggy again showed him
the Love Magnet and after one glance at it the Gardener could no longer
resist.
He led Shaggy, Betsy and Hank to the end of the great greenhouse and
carefully unlocked a small door. Passing through this they came into the
splendid Royal Garden of the Rose Kingdom.
It was all surrounded by a tall hedge and within the enclosure grew
several enormous rosebushes having thick green leaves of the texture of
velvet. Upon these bushes grew the members of the Royal Family of the
Rose Kingdom--men, women and children in all stages of maturity. They all
seemed to have a light green hue, as if unripe or not fully developed,
their flesh and clothing being alike green. They stood perfectly lifeless
upon their branches, which swayed softly in the breeze, and their
wide-open eyes stared straight ahead, unseeing and unintelligent.
While examining these curious growing people, Betsy passed behind a big
central bush and at once uttered an exclamation of surprise and pleasure.
For there, blooming in perfect color and shape, stood a Royal Princess,
whose beauty was amazing.
"Why, she's ripe!" cried Betsy, pushing aside some of the broad leaves to
observe her more clearly.
"Well, perhaps so," admitted the Gardener, who had come to the girl's
side; "but she's a girl, and so we can't use her for a Ruler."
"No, indeed!" came a chorus of soft voices, and looking around Betsy
discovered that all the Roses had followed them from the greenhouse and
were now grouped before the entrance.
"You see," explained the Gardener, "the subjects of Rose Kingdom don't
want a girl Ruler. They want a King."
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"A King! We want a King!" repeated the chorus of Roses.
"Isn't she Royal?" inquired Shaggy, admiring the lovely Princess.
"Of course, for she grows on a Royal Bush. This Princess is named Ozga,
as she is a distant cousin of Ozma of Oz; and, were she but a man, we
would joyfully hail her as our Ruler."
The Gardener then turned away to talk with his Roses and Betsy whispered
to her companion: "Let's pick her, Shaggy."
"All right," said he. "If she's royal, she has the right to rule this
Kingdom, and if we pick her she will surely protect us and prevent our
being hurt, or driven away."
So Betsy and Shaggy each took an arm of the beautiful Rose Princess and a
little twist of her feet set her free of the branch upon which she grew.
Very gracefully she stepped down from the bush to the ground, where she
bowed low to Betsy and Shaggy and said in a delightfully sweet voice: "I
thank you."
But at the sound of these words the Gardener and the Roses turned and
discovered that the Princess had been picked, and was now alive. Over
every face flashed an expression of resentment and anger, and one of the
Roses cried aloud:
"Audacious mortals! What have you done?"
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"Picked a Princess for you, that's all," replied Betsy, cheerfully.
"But we won't have her! We want a King!" exclaimed a Jacque Rose, and
another added with a voice of scorn: "No girl shall rule over us!"
The newly-picked Princess looked from one to another of her rebellious
subjects in astonishment. A grieved look came over her exquisite features.
"Have I no welcome here, pretty subjects?" she asked gently. "Have I not
come from my Royal Bush to be your Ruler?"
"You were picked by mortals, without our consent," replied the Moss Rose,
coldly; "so we refuse to allow you to rule us."
"Turn her out, Gardener, with the others!" cried the Tea Rose.
"Just a second, please!" called Shaggy, taking the Love Magnet from his
pocket. "I guess this will win their love, Princess. Here--take it in
your hand and let the roses see it."
Princess Ozga took the Magnet and held it poised before the eyes of her
subjects; but the Roses regarded it with calm disdain.
"Why, what's the matter?" demanded Shaggy in surprise. "The Magnet never
failed to work before!"
"I know," said Betsy, nodding her head wisely. "These Roses have no
hearts."
"That's it," agreed the Gardener. "They're pretty, and sweet, and alive;
but still they are Roses. Their stems have thorns, but no hearts."
The Princess sighed and handed the Magnet to the Shaggy Man.
"What shall I do?" she asked sorrowfully.
"Turn her out, Gardener, with the others!" commanded the Roses. "We will
have no Ruler until a man-rose--a King--is ripe enough to pick."
"Very well," said the Gardener meekly. "You must excuse me, my dear
Shaggy, for opposing your wishes, but you and the others, including Ozga,
must get out of Rose Kingdom immediately, if not before."
"Don't you love me, Gardy?" asked Shaggy, carelessly displaying the
Magnet.
"I do. I dote on thee!" answered the Gardener earnestly; "but no true man
will neglect his duty for the sake of love. My duty is to drive you out,
so--out you go!"
With this he seized a garden fork and began jabbing it at the strangers,
in order to force them to leave. Hank the mule was not afraid of the fork
and when he got his heels near to the Gardener the man fell back to avoid
a kick.
But now the Roses crowded around the outcasts and it was soon discovered
that beneath their draperies of green leaves were many sharp thorns which
were more dangerous than Hank's heels. Neither Betsy nor Ozga nor Shaggy
nor the mule cared to brave those thorns and when they pressed away from
them they found themselves slowly driven through the garden door into
the greenhouse. From there they were forced out at the entrance and so
through the territory of the flower-strewn Rose Kingdom, which was not of
very great extent.
The Rose Princess was sobbing bitterly; Betsy was indignant and angry;
Hank uttered defiant "Hee-haws" and the Shaggy Man whistled softly to
himself.
The boundary of the Rose Kingdom was a deep gulf, but there was a
drawbridge in one place and this the Royal Gardener let down until the
outcasts had passed over it. Then he drew it up again and returned with
his Roses to the greenhouse, leaving the four queerly assorted comrades
to wander into the bleak and unknown country that lay beyond.
"I don't mind, much," remarked Shaggy, as he led the way over the stony,
barren ground. "I've got to search for my long-lost little brother,
anyhow, so it won't matter where I go."
"Hank and I will help you find your brother," said Betsy in her most
cheerful voice. "I'm so far away from home now that I don't s'pose I'll
ever find my way back; and, to tell the truth, it's more fun traveling
around and having adventures than sticking at home. Don't you think so,
Hank?"
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"Hee-haw!" said Hank, and the Shaggy Man thanked them both.
"For my part," said Princess Ozga of Roseland, with a gentle sigh, "I
must remain forever exiled from my Kingdom. So I, too, will be glad to
help the Shaggy Man find his lost brother."
"That's very kind of you, ma'am," said Shaggy. "But unless I can find the
underground cavern of Ruggedo,[A] the Metal Monarch, I shall never find
poor brother."
[Footnote A: This King was formerly named "Roquat," but after he drank of
the "Waters of Oblivion" he forgot his own name and had to take another.]
"Doesn't anyone know where it is?" inquired Betsy.
"_Some_ one must know, of course," was Shaggy's reply. "But we are not
the ones. The only way to succeed is for us to keep going until we find a
person who can direct us to Ruggedo's cavern."
"We may find it ourselves, without any help," suggested Betsy. "Who
knows?"
"No one knows that, except the person who's writing this story," said
Shaggy. "But we won't find anything--not even supper--unless we travel
on. Here's a path. Let's take it and see where it leads to."
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CHAPTER 7
Polychrome's Pitiful Plight
The Rain King got too much water in his basin and spilled some over the
brim. That made it rain in a certain part of the country--a real hard
shower, for a time--and sent the Rainbow scampering to the place to show
the gorgeous colors of his glorious bow as soon as the mist of rain had
passed and the sky was clear.
The coming of the Rainbow is always a joyous event to earth folk, yet few
have ever seen it close by. Usually the Rainbow is so far distant that
you can observe its splendid hues but dimly, and that is why we seldom
catch sight of the dancing Daughters of the Rainbow.
In the barren country where the rain had just fallen there appeared to
be no human beings at all; but the Rainbow appeared, just the same, and
dancing gayly upon its arch were the Rainbow's Daughters, led by the
fairylike Polychrome, who is so dainty and beautiful that no girl has
ever quite equalled her in loveliness.
Polychrome was in a merry mood and danced down the arch of the bow to
the ground, daring her sisters to follow her. Laughing and gleeful, they
also touched the ground with their twinkling feet; but all the Daughters
of the Rainbow knew that this was a dangerous pastime, so they quickly
climbed upon their bow again.
All but Polychrome. Though the sweetest and merriest of them all, she
was likewise the most reckless. Moreover, it was an unusual sensation
to pat the cold, damp earth with her rosy toes. Before she realized it
the bow had lifted and disappeared in the billowy blue sky, and here was
Polychrome standing helpless upon a rock, her gauzy draperies floating
about her like brilliant cobwebs and not a soul--fairy or mortal--to help
her regain her lost bow!
"Dear me!" she exclaimed, a frown passing across her pretty face, "I'm
caught again. This is the second time my carelessness has left me on
earth while my sisters returned to our Sky Palaces. The first time I
enjoyed some pleasant adventures, but this is a lonely, forsaken country
and I shall be very unhappy until my Rainbow comes again and I can climb
aboard. Let me think what is best to be done."
She crouched low upon the flat rock, drew her draperies about her and
bowed her head.
It was in this position that Betsy Bobbin spied Polychrome as she came
along the stony path, followed by Hank, the Princess and Shaggy. At once
the girl ran up to the radiant Daughter of the Rainbow and exclaimed:
"Oh, what a lovely, lovely creature!"
Polychrome raised her golden head. There were tears in her blue eyes.
"I'm the most miserable girl in the whole world!" she sobbed.
The others gathered around her.
"Tell us your troubles, pretty one," urged the Princess.
"I--I've lost my bow!" wailed Polychrome.
"Take me, my dear," said Shaggy Man in a sympathetic tone, thinking she
meant "beau" instead of "bow."
"I don't want you!" cried Polychrome, stamping her foot imperiously; "I
want my _Rain_bow."
"Oh; that's different," said Shaggy. "But try to forget it. When I was
young I used to cry for the Rainbow myself, but I couldn't have it. Looks
as if _you_ couldn't have it, either; so please don't cry."
Polychrome looked at him reproachfully.
"I don't like you," she said.
"No?" replied Shaggy, drawing the Love Magnet from his pocket; "not a
little bit?--just a wee speck of a like?"
"Yes, yes!" said Polychrome, clasping her hands in ecstasy as she gazed
at the enchanted talisman; "I love you, Shaggy Man!"
"Of course you do," said he calmly; "but I don't take any credit for
it. It's the Love Magnet's powerful charm. But you seem quite alone and
friendless, little Rainbow. Don't you want to join our party until you
find your father and sisters again?"
"Where are you going?" she asked.
"We don't just know that," said Betsy, taking her hand; "but we're trying
to find Shaggy's long-lost brother, who has been captured by the terrible
Metal Monarch. Won't you come with us, and help us?"
Polychrome looked from one to another of the queer party of travelers and
a bewitching smile suddenly lighted her face.
"A donkey, a mortal maid, a Rose Princess and a Shaggy Man!" she
exclaimed. "Surely you need help, if you intend to face Ruggedo."
"Do you know him, then?" inquired Betsy.
"No, indeed. Ruggedo's caverns are beneath the earth's surface, where no
Rainbow can ever penetrate. But I've heard of the Metal Monarch. He is
also called the Nome King, you know, and he has made trouble for a good
many people--mortals and fairies--in his time," said Polychrome.
"Do you fear him, then?" asked the Princess, anxiously.
"No one can harm a Daughter of the Rainbow," said Polychrome proudly.
"I'm a sky fairy."
"Then," said Betsy, quickly, "you will be able to tell us the way to
Ruggedo's cavern."
"No," returned Polychrome, shaking her head, "that is one thing I cannot
do. But I will gladly go with you and help you search for the place."
This promise delighted all the wanderers and after the Shaggy Man had
found the path again they began moving along it in a more happy mood.
The Rainbow's Daughter danced lightly over the rocky trail, no longer
sad, but with her beautiful features wreathed in smiles. Shaggy came
next, walking steadily and now and then supporting the Rose Princess, who
followed him. Betsy and Hank brought up the rear, and if she tired with
walking the girl got upon Hank's back and let the stout little donkey
carry her for awhile.
At nightfall they came to some trees that grew beside a tiny brook and
here they made camp and rested until morning. Then away they tramped,
finding berries and fruits here and there which satisfied the hunger of
Betsy, Shaggy and Hank, so that they were well content with their lot.
It surprised Betsy to see the Rose Princess partake of their food, for
she considered her a fairy; but when she mentioned this to Polychrome,
the Rainbow's Daughter explained that when Ozga was driven out of her
Rose Kingdom she ceased to be a fairy and would never again be more than
a mere mortal. Polychrome, however, was a fairy wherever she happened to
be, and if she sipped a few dewdrops by moonlight for refreshment no one
ever saw her do it.
As they continued their wandering journey, direction meant very little
to them, for they were hopelessly lost in this strange country. Shaggy
said it would be best to go toward the mountains, as the natural entrance
to Ruggedo's underground cavern was likely to be hidden in some rocky,
deserted place; but mountains seemed all around them except in the one
direction that they had come from, which led to the Rose Kingdom and the
sea. Therefore it mattered little which way they traveled.
By and by they espied a faint trail that looked like a path and after
following this for some time they reached a cross-roads. Here were many
paths, leading in various directions, and there was a signpost so old
that there were now no words upon the sign. At one side was an old well,
with a chain windlass for drawing water, yet there was no house or other
building anywhere in sight.
While the party halted, puzzled which way to proceed, the mule approached
the well and tried to look into it.
"He's thirsty," said Betsy.
"It's a dry well," remarked Shaggy. "Probably there has been no water in
it for many years. But, come; let us decide which way to travel."
No one seemed able to decide that. They sat down in a group and tried to
consider which road might be the best to take. Hank, however, could not
keep away from the well and finally he reared up on his hind legs, got
his head over the edge and uttered a loud "Hee-haw!" Betsy watched her
animal friend curiously.
"I wonder if he sees anything down there?" she said.
At this, Shaggy rose and went over to the well to investigate, and Betsy
went with him. The Princess and Polychrome, who had become fast friends,
linked arms and sauntered down one of the roads, to find an easy path.
"Really," said Shaggy, "there does seem to be something at the bottom of
this old well."
"Can't we pull it up, and see what it is?" asked the girl.
There was no bucket at the end of the windlass chain, but there was a
big hook that at one time was used to hold a bucket. Shaggy let down
this hook, dragged it around on the bottom and then pulled it up. An old
hoopskirt came with it, and Betsy laughed and threw it away. The thing
frightened Hank, who had never seen a hoopskirt before, and he kept a
good distance away from it.
Several other objects the Shaggy Man captured with the hook and drew up,
but none of these was important.
"This well seems to have been the dump for all the old rubbish in the
country," he said, letting down the hook once more. "I guess I've
captured everything now. No--the hook has caught again. Help me, Betsy!
Whatever this thing is, it's heavy."
She ran up and helped him turn the windlass and after much effort a
confused mass of copper came in sight.
"Good gracious!" exclaimed Shaggy. "Here is a surprise, indeed!"
"What is it?" inquired Betsy, clinging to the windlass and panting for
breath.
For answer the Shaggy Man grasped the bundle of copper and dumped it
upon the ground, free of the well. Then he turned it over with his foot,
spread it out, and to Betsy's astonishment the thing proved to be a
copper man.
"Just as I thought," said Shaggy, looking hard at the object. "But unless
there are two copper men in the world this is the most astonishing thing
I ever came across."
At this moment the Rainbow's Daughter and the Rose Princess approached
them, and Polychrome said:
"What have you found, Shaggy One?"
"Either an old friend, or a stranger," he replied.
"Oh, here's a sign on his back!" cried Betsy, who had knelt down to
examine the man. "Dear me; how funny! Listen to this."
Then she read the following words, engraved upon the copper plates of the
man's body:
SMITH & TINKER'S
Patent Double-Action, Extra-Responsive,
Thought-Creating, Perfect-Talking
_MECHANICAL MAN_
Fitted with our Special Clockwork Attachment.
Thinks, Speaks, Acts, and Does Everything but Live.
"Isn't he wonderful!" exclaimed the Princess.
"Yes; but here's more," said Betsy, reading from another engraved plate:
DIRECTIONS FOR USING:
For THINKING:--Wind the Clockwork Man under his left arm,
(marked No. 1).
For SPEAKING:--Wind the Clockwork Man under his right arm,
(marked No. 2).
For WALKING and ACTION:--Wind Clockwork Man in the middle of his
back, (marked No. 3).
N. B.--This Mechanism is guaranteed to work perfectly for a
thousand years.
"If he's guaranteed for a thousand years," said Polychrome, "he ought to
work yet."
"Of course," replied Shaggy. "Let's wind him up."
In order to do this they were obliged to set the copper man upon his
feet, in an upright position, and this was no easy task. He was inclined
to topple over, and had to be propped again and again. The girls assisted
Shaggy, and at last Tik-Tok seemed to be balanced and stood alone upon
his broad feet.
"Yes," said Shaggy, looking at the copper man carefully, "this must be,
indeed, my old friend Tik-Tok, whom I left ticking merrily in the Land of
Oz. But how he came to this lonely place, and got into that old well, is
surely a mystery."
"If we wind him, perhaps he will tell us," suggested Betsy. "Here's the
key, hanging to a hook on his back. What part of him shall I wind up
first?"
"His thoughts, of course," said Polychrome, "for it requires thought to
speak or move intelligently."
So Betsy wound him under his left arm, and at once little flashes of
light began to show in the top of his head, which was proof that he had
begun to think.
"Now, then," said Shaggy, "wind up his phonograph."
"What's that?" she asked.
"Why, his talking-machine. His thoughts may be interesting, but they
don't tell us anything."
So Betsy wound the copper man under his right arm, and then from the
interior of his copper body came in jerky tones the words: "Ma-ny thanks!"
"Hurrah!" cried Shaggy, joyfully, and he slapped Tik-Tok upon the back
in such a hearty manner that the copper man lost his balance and tumbled
to the ground in a heap. But the clockwork that enabled him to speak had
been wound up and he kept saying: "Pick-me-up! Pick-me-up! Pick-me-up!"
until they had again raised him and balanced him upon his feet, when he
added politely: "Ma-ny thanks!"
"He won't be self-supporting until we wind up his action," remarked
Shaggy; so Betsy wound it, as tight as she could--for the key turned
rather hard--and then Tik-Tok lifted his feet, marched around in a circle
and ended by stopping before the group and making them all a low bow.
"How in the world did you happen to be in that well, when I left you safe
in Oz?" inquired Shaggy.
"It is a long sto-ry," replied Tik-Tok, "but I'll tell it in a few words.
Af-ter you had gone in search of your broth-er, Oz-ma saw you wan-der-ing
in strange lands when-ev-er she looked in her mag-ic pic-ture, and she
also saw your broth-er in the Nome King's cav-ern; so she sent me to tell
you where to find your broth-er and told me to help you if I could. The
Sor-cer-ess, Glin-da the Good, trans-port-ed me to this place in the wink
of an eye; but here I met the Nome King himself--old Rug-ge-do, who is
called in these parts the Met-al Mon-arch. Rug-ge-do knew what I had come
for, and he was so an-gry that he threw me down the well. Af-ter my works
ran down I was help-less un-til you came a-long and pulled me out a-gain.
Ma-ny thanks."
"This is, indeed, good news," said Shaggy. "I suspected that my brother
was the prisoner of Ruggedo; but now I know it. Tell us, Tik-Tok, how
shall we get to the Nome King's underground cavern?"
"The best way is to walk," said Tik-Tok. "We might crawl, or jump, or
roll o-ver and o-ver un-til we get there; but the best way is to walk."
"I know; but which road shall we take?"
"My ma-chin-er-y is-n't made to tell that," replied Tik-Tok.
"There is more than one entrance to the underground cavern," said
Polychrome; "but old Ruggedo has cleverly concealed every opening, so
that earth dwellers can not intrude in his domain. If we find our way
underground at all, it will be by chance."
"Then," said Betsy, "let us select any road, haphazard, and see where it
leads us."
"That seems sensible," declared the Princess. "It may require a lot of
time for us to find Ruggedo, but we have more time than anything else."
"If you keep me wound up," said Tik-Tok, "I will last a thou-sand years."
"Then the only question to decide is which way to go," added Shaggy,
looking first at one road and then at another.
But while they stood hesitating, a peculiar sound reached their ears--a
sound like the tramping of many feet.
"What's coming?" cried Betsy; and then she ran to the left-hand road and
glanced along the path. "Why, it's an army!" she exclaimed. "What shall
we do, hide or run?"
"Stand still," commanded Shaggy. "I'm not afraid of an army. If they
prove to be friendly, they can help us; if they are enemies, I'll show
them the Love Magnet."
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CHAPTER 8
Tik-Tok Tackles a Tough Task
While Shaggy and his companions stood huddled in a group at one side, the
Army of Oogaboo was approaching along the pathway, the tramp of their
feet being now and then accompanied by a dismal groan as one of the
officers stepped on a sharp stone or knocked his funnybone against his
neighbor's sword-handle.
Then out from among the trees marched Private Files, bearing the banner
of Oogaboo, which fluttered from a long pole. This pole he stuck in the
ground just in front of the well and then he cried in a loud voice:
"I hereby conquer this territory in the name of Queen Ann Soforth of
Oogaboo, and all the inhabitants of the land I proclaim her slaves!"
Some of the officers now stuck their heads out of the bushes and asked:
"Is the coast clear, Private Files?"
"There is no coast here," was the reply, "but all's well."
"I hope there's water in it," said General Cone, mustering courage to
advance to the well; but just then he caught a glimpse of Tik-Tok and
Shaggy and at once fell upon his knees, trembling and frightened, and
cried out:
"Mercy, kind enemies! Mercy! Spare us, and we will be your slaves
forever!"
The other officers, who had now advanced into the clearing, likewise fell
upon their knees and begged for mercy.
Files turned around and, seeing the strangers for the first time,
examined them with much curiosity. Then, discovering that three of the
party were girls, he lifted his cap and made a polite bow.
"What's all this?" demanded a harsh voice, as Queen Ann reached the place
and beheld her kneeling army.
"Permit us to introduce ourselves," replied Shaggy, stepping forward.
"This is Tik-Tok, the Clockwork Man--who works better than some meat
people. And here is Princess Ozga of Roseland, just now unfortunately
exiled from her Kingdom of Roses. I next present Polychrome, a sky fairy,
who lost her Bow by an accident and can't find her way home. The small
girl here is Betsy Bobbin, from some unknown earthly paradise called
Oklahoma, and with her you see Mr. Hank, a mule with a long tail and a
short temper."
"Puh!" said Ann, scornfully; "a pretty lot of vagabonds you are, indeed;
all lost or strayed, I suppose, and not worth a Queen's plundering. I'm
sorry I've conquered you."
"But you haven't conquered us yet," called Betsy indignantly.
"No," agreed Files, "that is a fact. But if my officers will kindly
command me to conquer you, I will do so at once, after which we can stop
arguing and converse more at our ease."
The officers had by this time risen from their knees and brushed the dust
from their trousers. To them the enemy did not look very fierce, so the
Generals and Colonels and Majors and Captains gained courage to face them
and began strutting in their most haughty manner.
"You must understand," said Ann, "that I am the Queen of Oogaboo, and
this is my invincible Army. We are busy conquering the world, and since
you seem to be a part of the world, and are obstructing our journey, it
is necessary for us to conquer you--unworthy though you may be of such
high honor."
"That's all right," replied Shaggy. "Conquer us as often as you like. We
don't mind."
"But we won't be anybody's slaves," added Betsy, positively.
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"We'll see about that," retorted the Queen, angrily. "Advance, Private
Files, and bind the enemy hand and foot!"
But Private Files looked at pretty Betsy and fascinating Polychrome and
the beautiful Rose Princess and shook his head.
"It would be impolite, and I won't do it," he asserted.
"You must!" cried Ann. "It is your duty to obey orders."
"I haven't received any orders from my officers," objected the Private.
But the Generals now shouted: "Forward, and bind the prisoners!" and the
Colonels and Majors and Captains repeated the command, yelling it as loud
as they could.
All this noise annoyed Hank, who had been eyeing the Army of Oogaboo with
strong disfavor. The mule now dashed forward and began backing upon the
officers and kicking fierce and dangerous heels at them. The attack was
so sudden that the officers scattered like dust in a whirlwind, dropping
their swords as they ran and trying to seek refuge behind the trees and
bushes.
Betsy laughed joyously at the comical rout of the "noble army," and
Polychrome danced with glee. But Ann was furious at this ignoble defeat
of her gallant forces by one small mule.
"Private Files, I command you to do your duty!" she cried again, and
then she herself ducked to escape the mule's heels--for Hank made no
distinction in favor of a lady who was an open enemy. Betsy grabbed her
champion by the forelock, however, and so held him fast, and when the
officers saw that the mule was restrained from further attacks they crept
fearfully back and picked up their discarded swords.
"Private Files, seize and bind these prisoners!" screamed the Queen.
"No," said Files, throwing down his gun and removing the knapsack which
was strapped to his back, "I resign my position as the Army of Oogaboo. I
enlisted to fight the enemy and become a hero, but if you want some one
to bind harmless girls you will have to hire another Private."
Then he walked over to the others and shook hands with Shaggy and Tik-Tok.
"Treason!" shrieked Ann, and all the officers echoed her cry.
"Nonsense," said Files. "I've the right to resign if I want to."
"Indeed you haven't!" retorted the Queen. "If you resign it will break
up my Army, and then I cannot conquer the world." She now turned to
the officers and said: "I must ask you to do me a favor. I know it is
undignified in officers to fight, but unless you immediately capture
Private Files and force him to obey my orders there will be no plunder
for any of us. Also it is likely you will all suffer the pangs of
hunger, and when we meet a powerful foe you are liable to be captured and
made slaves."
The prospect of this awful fate so frightened the officers that they drew
their swords and rushed upon Files, who stood beside Shaggy, in a truly
ferocious manner. The next instant, however, they halted and again fell
upon their knees; for there, before them, was the glistening Love Magnet,
held in the hand of the smiling Shaggy Man, and the sight of this magic
talisman at once won the heart of every Oogabooite. Even Ann saw the Love
Magnet, and forgetting all enmity and anger threw herself upon Shaggy and
embraced him lovingly.
Quite disconcerted by this unexpected effect of the Magnet, Shaggy
disengaged himself from the Queen's encircling arms and quickly hid the
talisman in his pocket. The adventurers from Oogaboo were now his firm
friends, and there was no more talk about conquering and binding any of
his party.
"If you insist on conquering anyone," said Shaggy, "you may march with me
to the underground Kingdom of Ruggedo. To conquer the world, as you have
set out to do, you must conquer everyone under its surface as well as
those upon its surface, and no one in all the world needs conquering so
much as Ruggedo."
"Who is he?" asked Ann.
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"The Metal Monarch, King of the Nomes."
"Is he rich?" inquired Major Stockings in an anxious voice.
"Of course," answered Shaggy. "He owns all the metal that lies
underground--gold, silver, copper, brass and tin. He has an idea he also
owns all the metals above ground, for he says all metal was once a part
of his kingdom. So, by conquering the Metal Monarch, you will win all the
riches in the world."
"Ah!" exclaimed General Apple, heaving a deep sigh, "that would be
plunder worth our while. Let's conquer him, Your Majesty."
The Queen looked reproachfully at Files, who was sitting next to the
lovely Princess and whispering in her ear.
"Alas," said Ann, "I have no longer an Army. I have plenty of brave
officers, indeed, but no private soldier for them to command. Therefore I
cannot conquer Ruggedo and win all his wealth."
"Why don't you make one of your officers the Private?" asked Shaggy; but
at once every officer began to protest and the Queen of Oogaboo shook her
head as she replied:
"That is impossible. A private soldier must be a terrible fighter, and my
officers are unable to fight. They are exceptionally brave in commanding
others to fight, but could not themselves meet the enemy and conquer."
"Very true, Your Majesty," said Colonel Plum, eagerly. "There are many
kinds of bravery and one cannot be expected to possess them all. I myself
am brave as a lion in all ways until it comes to fighting, but then my
nature revolts. Fighting is unkind and liable to be injurious to others;
so, being a gentleman, I never fight."
"Nor I!" shouted each of the other officers.
"You see," said Ann, "how helpless I am. Had not Private Files proved
himself a traitor and a deserter, I would gladly have conquered this
Ruggedo; but an Army without a private soldier is like a bee without a
stinger."
"I am not a traitor, Your Majesty," protested Files. "I resigned in a
proper manner, not liking the job. But there are plenty of people to take
my place. Why not make Shaggy Man the private soldier?"
"He might be killed," said Ann, looking tenderly at Shaggy, "for he is
mortal, and able to die. If anything happened to him, it would break my
heart."
"It would hurt me worse than that," declared Shaggy. "You must admit,
Your Majesty, that I am commander of this expedition, for it is my
brother we are seeking, rather than plunder. But I and my companions
would like the assistance of your Army, and if you help us to conquer
Ruggedo and to rescue my brother from captivity we will allow you to keep
all the gold and jewels and other plunder you may find."
This prospect was so tempting that the officers began whispering together
and presently Colonel Cheese said: "Your Majesty, by combining our brains
we have just evolved a most brilliant idea. We will make the Clockwork
Man the private soldier!"
"Who? Me?" asked Tik-Tok. "Not for a sin-gle sec-ond! I can-not fight,
and you must not for-get that it was Rug-ge-do who threw me in the well."
"At that time you had no gun," said Polychrome. "But if you join the Army
of Oogaboo you will carry the gun that Mr. Files used."
"A sol-dier must be a-ble to run as well as to fight," protested Tik-Tok,
"and if my works run down, as they of-ten do, I could nei-ther run nor
fight."
"I'll keep you wound up, Tik-Tok," promised Betsy.
"Why, it isn't a bad idea," said Shaggy. "Tik-Tok will make an ideal
soldier, for nothing can injure him except a sledge hammer. And, since a
private soldier seems to be necessary to this Army, Tik-Tok is the only
one of our party fitted to undertake the job."
"What must I do?" asked Tik-Tok.
"Obey orders," replied Ann. "When the officers command you to do
anything, you must do it; that is all."
"And that's enough, too," said Files.
"Do I get a salary?" inquired Tik-Tok.
"You get your share of the plunder," answered the Queen.
"Yes," remarked Files, "one-half of the plunder goes to Queen Ann, the
other half is divided among the officers, and the Private gets the rest."
"That will be sat-is-fac-tor-y," said Tik-Tok, picking up the gun and
examining it wonderingly, for he had never before seen such a weapon.
Then Ann strapped the knapsack to Tik-Tok's copper back and said: "Now we
are ready to march to Ruggedo's Kingdom and conquer it. Officers, give
the command to march."
"Fall--in!" yelled the Generals, drawing their swords.
"Fall--in!" cried the Colonels, drawing their swords.
"Fall--in!" shouted the Majors, drawing their swords.
"Fall--in!" bawled the Captains, drawing their swords.
Tik-Tok looked at them and then around him in surprise.
"Fall in what? The well?" he asked.
"No," said Queen Ann, "you must fall in marching order."
"Can-not I march with-out fall-ing in-to it?" asked the Clockwork Man.
"Shoulder your gun and stand ready to march," advised Files; so Tik-Tok
held the gun straight and stood still.
"What next?" he asked.
The Queen turned to Shaggy.
"Which road leads to the Metal Monarch's cavern?"
"We don't know, Your Majesty," was the reply.
"But this is absurd!" said Ann with a frown. "If we can't get to Ruggedo,
it is certain that we can't conquer him."
"You are right," admitted Shaggy; "but I did not say we could not get to
him. We have only to discover the way, and that was the matter we were
considering when you and your magnificent Army arrived here."
"Well, then, get busy and discover it," snapped the Queen.
That was no easy task. They all stood looking from one road to another in
perplexity. The paths radiated from the little clearing like the rays of
the midday sun, and each path seemed like all the others.
Files and the Rose Princess, who had by this time become good friends,
advanced a little way along one of the roads and found that it was
bordered by pretty wild flowers.
"Why don't you ask the flowers to tell you the way?" he said to his
companion.
"The flowers?" returned the Princess, surprised at the question.
"Of course," said Files. "The field-flowers must be second-cousins to a
Rose Princess, and I believe if you ask them they will tell you."
She looked more closely at the flowers. There were hundreds of white
daisies, golden buttercups, bluebells and daffodils growing by the
roadside, and each flower-head was firmly set upon its slender but stout
stem. There were even a few wild roses scattered here and there and
perhaps it was the sight of these that gave the Princess courage to ask
the important question.
She dropped to her knees, facing the flowers, and extended both her arms
pleadingly toward them.
"Tell me, pretty cousins," she said in her sweet, gentle voice, "which
way will lead us to the Kingdom of Ruggedo, the Nome King?"
At once all the stems bent gracefully to the right and the flower heads
nodded once--twice--thrice in that direction.
"That's it!" cried Files joyfully. "Now we know the way."
Ozga rose to her feet and looked wonderingly at the field-flowers, which
had now resumed their upright position.
"Was it the wind, do you think?" she asked in a low whisper.
"No, indeed," replied Files. "There is not a breath of wind stirring. But
these lovely blossoms are indeed your cousins and answered your question
at once, as I knew they would."
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CHAPTER 9
Ruggedo's Rage is Rash and Reckless
The way taken by the adventurers led up hill and down dale and wound
here and there in a fashion that seemed aimless. But always it drew
nearer to a range of low mountains and Files said more than once that he
was certain the entrance to Ruggedo's cavern would be found among these
rugged hills.
In this he was quite correct. Far underneath the nearest mountain was
a gorgeous chamber hollowed from the solid rock, the walls and roof of
which glittered with thousands of magnificent jewels. Here, on a throne
of virgin gold, sat the famous Nome King, dressed in splendid robes and
wearing a superb crown cut from a single blood-red ruby.
Ruggedo, the Monarch of all the Metals and Precious Stones of the
Underground World, was a round little man with a flowing white beard,
a red face, bright eyes and a scowl that covered all his forehead. One
would think, to look at him, that he ought to be jolly; one might think,
considering his enormous wealth, that he ought to be happy; but this was
not the case. The Metal Monarch was surly and cross because mortals had
dug so much treasure out of the earth and kept it above ground, where all
the power of Ruggedo and his nomes was unable to recover it. He hated not
only the mortals but also the fairies who live upon the earth or above
it, and instead of being content with the riches he still possessed he
was unhappy because he did not own all the gold and jewels in the world.
Ruggedo had been nodding, half asleep, in his chair when suddenly he sat
upright uttered a roar of rage and began pounding upon a huge gong that
stood beside him.
The sound filled the vast cavern and penetrated to many caverns beyond,
where countless thousands of nomes were working at their unending tasks,
hammering out gold and silver and other metals, or melting ores in great
furnaces, or polishing glittering gems. The nomes trembled at the sound
of the King's gong and whispered fearfully to one another that something
unpleasant was sure to happen; but none dared pause in his task.
The heavy curtains of cloth-of-gold were pushed aside and Kaliko, the
King's High Chamberlain, entered the royal presence.
"What's up, Your Majesty?" he asked, with a wide yawn, for he had just
wakened.
"Up?" roared Ruggedo, stamping his foot viciously. "Those foolish mortals
are up, that's what! And they want to come down."
"Down here?" inquired Kaliko.
"Yes!"
"How do you know?" continued the Chamberlain, yawning again.
"I feel it in my bones," said Ruggedo. "I can always feel it when those
hateful earth-crawlers draw near to my Kingdom. I am positive, Kaliko,
that mortals are this very minute on their way here to annoy me--and I
hate mortals more than I do catnip tea!"
"Well, what's to be done?" demanded the nome.
"Look through your spyglass, and see where the invaders are," commanded
the King.
So Kaliko went to a tube in the wall of rock and put his eye to it.
The tube ran from the cavern up to the side of the mountain and turned
several curves and corners, but as it was a magic spyglass Kaliko was
able to see through it just as easily as if it had been straight.
"Ho--hum," said he. "I see 'em, Your Majesty."
"What do they look like?" inquired the Monarch.
"That's a hard question to answer, for a queerer assortment of creatures
I never yet beheld," replied the nome. "However, such a collection
of curiosities may prove dangerous. There's a copper man, worked by
machinery--"
"Bah! that's only Tik-Tok," said Ruggedo. "I'm not afraid of him. Why,
only the other day I met the fellow and threw him down a well."
"Then some one must have pulled him out again," said Kaliko. "And there's
a little girl--"
"Dorothy?" asked Ruggedo, jumping up in fear.
"No; some other girl. In fact, there are several girls, of various sizes;
but Dorothy is not with them, nor is Ozma."
"That's good!" exclaimed the King, sighing in relief.
Kaliko still had his eye to the spyglass.
"I see," said he, "an army of men from Oogaboo. They are all officers and
carry swords. And there is a Shaggy Man--who seems very harmless--and a
little donkey with big ears."
"Pooh!" cried Ruggedo, snapping his fingers in scorn. "I've no fear of
such a mob as that. A dozen of my nomes can destroy them all in a jiffy."
"I'm not so sure of that," said Kaliko. "The people of Oogaboo are
hard to destroy, and I believe the Rose Princess is a fairy. As for
Polychrome, you know very well that the Rainbow's Daughter cannot be
injured by a nome."
"Polychrome! Is she among them?" asked the King.
"Yes; I have just recognized her."
"Then these people are coming here on no peaceful errand," declared
Ruggedo, scowling fiercely. "In fact, no one ever comes here on a
peaceful errand. I hate everybody, and everybody hates me!"
"Very true," said Kaliko.
"I must in some way prevent these people from reaching my dominions.
Where are they now?"
"Just now they are crossing the Rubber Country, Your Majesty."
"Good! Are your magnetic rubber wires in working order?"
"I think so," replied Kaliko. "Is it your Royal Will that we have some
fun with these invaders?"
"It is," answered Ruggedo. "I want to teach them a lesson they will never
forget."
Now, Shaggy had no idea that he was in a Rubber Country, nor had any of
his companions. They noticed that everything around them was of a dull
gray color and that the path upon which they walked was soft and springy,
yet they had no suspicion that the rocks and trees were rubber and even
the path they trod was made of rubber.
Presently they came to a brook where sparkling water dashed through
a deep channel and rushed away between high rocks far down the
mountain-side. Across the brook were stepping-stones, so placed that
travelers might easily leap from one to another and in that manner cross
the water to the farther bank.
Tik-Tok was marching ahead, followed by his officers and Queen Ann. After
them came Betsy Bobbin and Hank, Polychrome and Shaggy, and last of all
the Rose Princess with Files. The Clockwork Man saw the stream and the
stepping-stones and, without making a pause, placed his foot upon the
first stone.
The result was astonishing. First he sank down in the soft rubber, which
then rebounded and sent Tik-Tok soaring high in the air, where he turned
a succession of flip-flops and alighted upon a rubber rock far in the
rear of the party.
General Apple did not see Tik-Tok bound, so quickly had he disappeared;
therefore he also stepped upon the stone (which you will guess was
connected with Kaliko's magnetic rubber wire) and instantly shot upward
like an arrow. General Cone came next and met with a like fate, but the
others now noticed that something was wrong and with one accord they
halted the column and looked back along the path.
There was Tik-Tok, still bounding from one rubber rock to another, each
time rising a less distance from the ground. And there was General
Apple, bounding away in another direction, his three-cornered hat jammed
over his eyes and his long sword thumping him upon the arms and head as
it swung this way and that. And there, also, appeared General Cone, who
had struck a rubber rock headforemost and was so crumpled up that his
round body looked more like a bouncing-ball than the form of a man.
Betsy laughed merrily at the strange sight and Polychrome echoed her
laughter. But Ozga was grave and wondering, while Queen Ann became angry
at seeing the chief officers of the Army of Oogaboo bounding around in
so undignified a manner. She shouted to them to stop, but they were
unable to obey, even though they would have been glad to do so. Finally,
however, they all ceased bounding and managed to get upon their feet and
rejoin the Army.
"Why did you do that?" demanded Ann, who seemed greatly provoked.
"Don't ask them why," said Shaggy earnestly. "I knew you would ask them
why, but you ought not to do it. The reason is plain. Those stones are
rubber; therefore they are not stones. Those rocks around us are rubber,
and therefore they are not rocks. Even this path is not a path; it's
rubber. Unless we are very careful, your Majesty, we are all likely to
get the bounce, just as your poor officers and Tik-Tok did."
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"Then let's be careful," remarked Files, who was full of wisdom; but
Polychrome wanted to test the quality of the rubber, so she began
dancing. Every step sent her higher and higher into the air, so that she
resembled a big butterfly fluttering lightly. Presently she made a great
bound and bounded way across the stream, landing lightly and steadily on
the other side.
"There is no rubber over here," she called to them. "Suppose you all try
to bound over the stream, without touching the stepping-stones."
Ann and her officers were reluctant to undertake such a risky adventure,
but Betsy at once grasped the value of the suggestion and began jumping
up and down until she found herself bounding almost as high as Polychrome
had done. Then she suddenly leaned forward and the next bound took her
easily across the brook, where she alighted by the side of the Rainbow's
Daughter.
"Come on, Hank!" called the girl, and the donkey tried to obey. He
managed to bound pretty high but when he tried to bound across the stream
he misjudged the distance and fell with a splash into the middle of the
water.
"Hee-haw!" he wailed, struggling toward the far bank. Betsy rushed
forward to help him out, but when the mule stood safely beside her she
was amazed to find he was not wet at all.
"It's dry water," said Polychrome, dipping her hand into the stream and
showing how the water fell from it and left it perfectly dry.
"In that case," returned Betsy, "they can all walk through the water."
She called to Ozga and Shaggy to wade across, assuring them the water
was shallow and would not wet them. At once they followed her advice,
avoiding the rubber stepping-stones, and made the crossing with ease.
This encouraged the entire party to wade through the dry water, and in a
few minutes all had assembled on the bank and renewed their journey along
the path that led to the Nome King's dominions.
When Kaliko again looked through his magic spyglass he exclaimed:
"Bad luck, Your Majesty! All the invaders have passed the Rubber Country
and now are fast approaching the entrance to your caverns."
Ruggedo raved and stormed at the news and his anger was so great that
several times, as he strode up and down his jeweled cavern, he paused to
kick Kaliko upon his shins, which were so sensitive that the poor nome
howled with pain. Finally the King said:
"There's no help for it; we must drop these audacious invaders down the
Hollow Tube."
Kaliko gave a jump, at this, and looked at his master wonderingly.
"If you do that, Your Majesty," he said, "you will make Tititi-Hoochoo
very angry."
"Never mind that," retorted Ruggedo. "Tititi-Hoochoo lives on the other
side of the world, so what do I care for his anger?"
Kaliko shuddered and uttered a little groan.
"Remember his terrible powers," he pleaded, "and remember that he warned
you, the last time you slid people through the Hollow Tube, that if you
did it again he would take vengeance upon you."
The Metal Monarch walked up and down in silence, thinking deeply.
"Of two dangers," said he, "it is wise to choose the least. What do you
suppose these invaders want?"
"Let the Long-Eared Hearer listen to them," suggested Kaliko.
"Call him here at once!" commanded Ruggedo eagerly.
So in a few minutes there entered the cavern a nome with enormous ears,
who bowed low before the King.
"Strangers are approaching," said Ruggedo, "and I wish to know their
errand. Listen carefully to their talk and tell me why they are coming
here, and what for."
The nome bowed again and spread out his great ears, swaying them gently
up and down and back and forth. For half an hour he stood silent, in an
attitude of listening, while both the King and Kaliko grew impatient at
the delay. At last the Long-Eared Hearer spoke:
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"Shaggy Man is coming here to rescue his brother from captivity," said he.
"Ha, the Ugly One!" exclaimed Ruggedo. "Well, Shaggy Man may have his
ugly brother, for all I care. He's too lazy to work and is always getting
in my way. Where is the Ugly One now, Kaliko?"
"The last time Your Majesty stumbled over the prisoner you commanded
me to send him to the Metal Forest, which I did. I suppose he is still
there."
"Very good. The invaders will have a hard time finding the Metal Forest,"
said the King, with a grin of malicious delight, "for half the time I
can't find it myself. Yet I created the forest and made every tree, out
of gold and silver, so as to keep the precious metals in a safe place and
out of the reach of mortals. But tell me, Hearer, do the strangers want
anything else?"
"Yes, indeed they do!" returned the nome. "The Army of Oogaboo is
determined to capture all the rich metals and rare jewels in your
kingdom, and the officers and their Queen have arranged to divide the
spoils and carry them away."
When he heard this Ruggedo uttered a bellow of rage and began dancing up
and down, rolling his eyes, clicking his teeth together and swinging his
arms furiously. Then, in an ecstasy of anger he seized the long ears of
the Hearer and pulled and twisted them cruelly; but Kaliko grabbed up the
King's sceptre and rapped him over the knuckles with it, so that Ruggedo
let go the ears and began to chase his Royal Chamberlain around the
throne.
The Hearer took advantage of this opportunity to slip away from the
cavern and escape, and after the King had tired himself out chasing
Kaliko he threw himself into his throne and panted for breath, while he
glared wickedly at his defiant subject.
"You'd better save your strength to fight the enemy," suggested Kaliko.
"There will be a terrible battle when the Army of Oogaboo gets here."
"The Army won't get here," said the King, still coughing and panting.
"I'll drop 'em down the Hollow Tube--every man Jack and every girl Jill
of 'em!"
"And defy Tititi-Hoochoo?" asked Kaliko.
"Yes. Go at once to my Chief Magician and order him to turn the path
toward the Hollow Tube, and to make the top of the Tube invisible, so
they'll all fall into it."
Kaliko went away shaking his head, for he thought Ruggedo was making a
great mistake. He found the Magician and had the path twisted so that it
led directly to the opening of the Hollow Tube, and this opening he made
invisible.
Having obeyed the orders of his master, the Royal Chamberlain went to
his private room and began to write letters of recommendation of himself,
stating that he was an honest man, a good servant and a small eater.
"Pretty soon," he said to himself, "I shall have to look for another
job, for it is certain that Ruggedo has ruined himself by this reckless
defiance of the mighty Tititi-Hoochoo. And in seeking a job nothing is so
effective as a letter of recommendation."
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CHAPTER 10
A Terrible Tumble Through a Tube
I suppose that Polychrome, and perhaps Queen Ann and her Army, might have
been able to dispel the enchantment of Ruggedo's Chief Magician had they
known that danger lay in their pathway; for the Rainbow's Daughter was a
fairy and as Oogaboo is a part of the Land of Oz its inhabitants cannot
easily be deceived by such common magic as the Nome King could command.
But no one suspected any especial danger until after they had entered
Ruggedo's cavern, and so they were journeying along in quite a contented
manner when Tik-Tok, who marched ahead, suddenly disappeared.
The officers thought he must have turned a corner, so they kept on their
way and all of them likewise disappeared--one after another. Queen Ann
was rather surprised at this, and in hastening forward to learn the
reason she also vanished from sight.
Betsy Bobbin had tired her feet by walking, so she was now riding upon
the back of the stout little mule, facing backward and talking to Shaggy
and Polychrome, who were just behind. Suddenly Hank pitched forward and
began falling and Betsy would have tumbled over his head had she not
grabbed the mule's shaggy neck with both arms and held on for dear life.
All around was darkness, and they were not falling directly downward but
seemed to be sliding along a steep incline. Hank's hoofs were resting
upon some smooth substance over which he slid with the swiftness of the
wind. Once Betsy's heels flew up and struck a similar substance overhead.
They were, indeed, descending the "Hollow Tube" that led to the other
side of the world.
"Stop, Hank--stop!" cried the girl; but Hank only uttered a plaintive
"Hee-haw!" for it was impossible for him to obey.
After several minutes had passed and no harm had befallen them, Betsy
gained courage. She could see nothing at all, nor could she hear anything
except the rush of air past her ears as they plunged downward along the
Tube. Whether she and Hank were alone, or the others were with them,
she could not tell. But had some one been able to take a flash-light
photograph of the Tube at that time a most curious picture would have
resulted. There was Tik-Tok, flat upon his back and sliding headforemost
down the incline. And there were the Officers of the Army of Oogaboo, all
tangled up in a confused crowd, flapping their arms and trying to shield
their faces from the clanking swords, which swung back and forth during
the swift journey and pommeled everyone within their reach. Now followed
Queen Ann, who had struck the Tube in a sitting position and went flying
along with a dash and abandon that thoroughly bewildered the poor lady,
who had no idea what had happened to her. Then, a little distance away,
but unseen by the others in the inky darkness, slid Betsy and Hank, while
behind them were Shaggy and Polychrome and finally Files and the Princess.
When first they tumbled into the Tube all were too dazed to think
clearly, but the trip was a long one, because the cavity led straight
through the earth to a place just opposite the Nome King's dominions,
and long before the adventurers got to the end they had begun to recover
their wits.
"This is awful, Hank!" cried Betsy in a loud voice, and Queen Ann heard
her and called out: "Are you safe, Betsy?"
"Mercy, no!" answered the little girl. "How could anyone be safe when
she's going about sixty miles a minute?" Then, after a pause, she added:
"But where do you s'pose we're going to, Your Maj'sty?"
"Don't ask her that, please don't!" said Shaggy, who was not too far away
to overhear them. "And please don't ask me why, either."
"Why?" said Betsy.
"No one can tell where we are going until we get there," replied Shaggy,
and then he yelled "Ouch!" for Polychrome had overtaken him and was now
sitting on his head.
The Rainbow's Daughter laughed merrily, and so infectious was this
joyous laugh that Betsy echoed it and Hank said "Hee-haw!" in a mild and
sympathetic tone of voice.
"I'd like to know where and when we'll arrive, just the same," exclaimed
the little girl.
"Be patient and you'll find out, my dear," said Polychrome. "But isn't
this an odd experience? Here am I, whose home is in the skies, making a
journey through the center of the earth--where I never expected to be!"
"How do you know we're in the center of the earth?" asked Betsy, her
voice trembling a little through nervousness.
"Why, we can't be anywhere else," replied Polychrome. "I have often heard
of this passage, which was once built by a Magician who was a great
traveler. He thought it would save him the bother of going around the
earth's surface, but he tumbled through the Tube so fast that he shot out
at the other end and hit a star in the sky, which at once exploded."
"The star exploded?" asked Betsy wonderingly.
"Yes; the Magician hit it so hard."
"And what became of the Magician?" inquired the girl.
"No one knows that," answered Polychrome. "But I don't think it matters
much."
"It matters a good deal, if we also hit the stars when we come out," said
Queen Ann, with a moan.
"Don't worry," advised Polychrome. "I believe the Magician was going the
other way, and probably he went much faster than we are going."
"It's fast enough to suit me," remarked Shaggy, gently removing
Polychrome's heel from his left eye. "Couldn't you manage to fall all by
yourself, my dear?"
"I'll try," laughed the Rainbow's Daughter.
All this time they were swiftly falling through the Tube, and it was not
so easy for them to talk as you may imagine when you read their words.
But although they were so helpless and altogether in the dark as to
their fate, the fact that they were able to converse at all cheered them
considerably.
Files and Ozga were also conversing as they clung tightly to one another,
and the young fellow bravely strove to reassure the Princess, although he
was terribly frightened, both on her account and on his own.
An hour, under such trying circumstances, is a very long time, and for
more than an hour they continued their fearful journey. Then, just as
they began to fear the Tube would never end, Tik-Tok popped out into
broad daylight and, after making a graceful circle in the air, fell with
a splash into a great marble fountain.
Out came the officers, in quick succession, tumbling heels over head and
striking the ground in many undignified attitudes.
"For the love of sassafras!" exclaimed a Peculiar Person who was hoeing
pink violets in a garden. "What can all this mean?"
For answer, Queen Ann sailed up from the Tube, took a ride through the
air as high as the treetops, and alighted squarely on top of the Peculiar
Person's head, smashing a jeweled crown over his eyes and tumbling him to
the ground.
The mule was heavier and had Betsy clinging to his back, so he did not
go so high up. Fortunately for his little rider he struck the ground
upon his four feet. Betsy was jarred a trifle but not hurt and when she
looked around her she saw the Queen and the Peculiar Person struggling
together upon the ground, where the man was trying to choke Ann and she
had both hands in his bushy hair and was pulling with all her might. Some
of the officers, when they got upon their feet, hastened to separate the
combatants and sought to restrain the Peculiar Person so that he could
not attack their Queen again.
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By this time, Shaggy, Polychrome, Ozga and Files had all arrived and were
curiously examining the strange country in which they found themselves
and which they knew to be exactly on the opposite side of the world from
the place where they had fallen into the Tube. It was a lovely place,
indeed, and seemed to be the garden of some great Prince, for through
the vistas of trees and shrubbery could be seen the towers of an immense
castle. But as yet the only inhabitant to greet them was the Peculiar
Person just mentioned, who had shaken off the grasp of the officers
without effort and was now trying to pull the battered crown from off his
eyes.
Shaggy, who was always polite, helped him to do this and when the man was
free and could see again he looked at his visitors with evident amazement.
"Well, well, well!" he exclaimed. "Where did you come from and how did
you get here?"
Betsy tried to answer him, for Queen Ann was surly and silent.
"I can't say, exac'ly where we came from, 'cause I don't know the name
of the place," said the girl, "but the way we got here was through the
Hollow Tube."
"Don't call it a 'hollow' Tube, please," exclaimed the Peculiar Person in
an irritated tone of voice. "If it's a tube, it's sure to be hollow."
"Why?" asked Betsy.
"Because all tubes are made that way. But this Tube is private property
and everyone is forbidden to fall into it."
"We didn't do it on purpose," explained Betsy, and Polychrome added:
"I am quite sure that Ruggedo, the Nome King, pushed us down that Tube."
"Ha! Ruggedo! Did you say Ruggedo?" cried the man, becoming much excited.
"That is what she said," replied Shaggy, "and I believe she is right. We
were on our way to conquer the Nome King when suddenly we fell into the
Tube."
"Then you are enemies of Ruggedo?" inquired the Peculiar Person.
"Not exac'ly enemies," said Betsy, a little puzzled by the question,
"'cause we don't know him at all; but we started out to conquer him,
which isn't as friendly as it might be."
"True," agreed the man. He looked thoughtfully from one to another of
them for a while and then he turned his head over his shoulder and said:
"Never mind the fire and pincers, my good brothers. It will be best to
take these strangers to the Private Citizen."
"Very well, Tubekins," responded a Voice, deep and powerful, that seemed
to come out of the air, for the speaker was invisible.
All our friends gave a jump, at this. Even Polychrome was so startled
that her gauze draperies fluttered like a banner in a breeze. Shaggy
shook his head and sighed; Queen Ann looked very unhappy; the officers
clung to each other, trembling violently.
But soon they gained courage to look more closely at the Peculiar Person.
As he was a type of all the inhabitants of this extraordinary land whom
they afterward met, I will try to tell you what he looked like.
His face was beautiful, but lacked expression. His eyes were large and
blue in color and his teeth finely formed and white as snow. His hair
was black and bushy and seemed inclined to curl at the ends. So far no
one could find any fault with his appearance. He wore a robe of scarlet,
which did not cover his arms and extended no lower than his bare knees.
On the bosom of the robe was embroidered a terrible dragon's head, as
horrible to look at as the man was beautiful. His arms and legs were left
bare and the skin of one arm was bright yellow and the skin of the other
arm a vivid green. He had one blue leg and one pink one, while both his
feet--which showed through the open sandals he wore--were jet black.
Betsy could not decide whether these gorgeous colors were dyes or the
natural tints of the skin, but while she was thinking it over the man who
had been called "Tubekins" said:
"Follow me to the Residence--all of you!"
But just then a Voice exclaimed: "Here's another of them, Tubekins, lying
in the water of the fountain."
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"Gracious!" cried Betsy; "it must be Tik-Tok, and he'll drown."
"Water is a bad thing for his clockworks, anyhow," agreed Shaggy, as with
one accord they all started for the fountain. But before they could reach
it, invisible hands raised Tik-Tok from the marble basin and set him upon
his feet beside it, water dripping from every joint of his copper body.
"Ma--ny tha--tha--tha--thanks!" he said; and then his copper jaws clicked
together and he could say no more. He next made an attempt to walk but
after several awkward trials found he could not move his joints.
Peals of jeering laughter from persons unseen greeted Tik-Tok's failure,
and the new arrivals in this strange land found it very uncomfortable to
realize that there were many creatures around them who were invisible,
yet could be heard plainly.
"Shall I wind him up?" asked Betsy, feeling very sorry for Tik-Tok.
"I think his machinery is wound; but he needs oiling," replied Shaggy.
At once an oil-can appeared before him, held on a level with his eyes by
some unseen hand. Shaggy took the can and tried to oil Tik-Tok's joints.
As if to assist him, a strong current of warm air was directed against
the copper man, which quickly dried him. Soon he was able to say "Ma-ny
thanks!" quite smoothly and his joints worked fairly well.
"Come!" commanded Tubekins, and turning his back upon them he walked up
the path toward the castle.
"Shall we go?" asked Queen Ann, uncertainly; but just then she received a
shove that almost pitched her forward on her head; so she decided to go.
The officers who hesitated received several energetic kicks, but could
not see who delivered them; therefore they also decided--very wisely--to
go. The others followed willingly enough, for unless they ventured upon
another terrible journey through the Tube they must make the best of the
unknown country they were in, and the best seemed to be to obey orders.
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CHAPTER 11
The Famous Fellowship of Fairies
After a short walk through very beautiful gardens they came to the
castle and followed Tubekins through the entrance and into a great domed
chamber, where he commanded them to be seated.
From the crown which he wore, Betsy had thought this man must be the King
of the country they were in, yet after he had seated all the strangers
upon benches that were ranged in a semicircle before a high throne,
Tubekins bowed humbly before the vacant throne and in a flash became
invisible and disappeared.
The hall was an immense place, but there seemed to be no one in it beside
themselves. Presently, however, they heard a low cough near them, and
here and there was the faint rustling of a robe and a slight patter as of
footsteps. Then suddenly there rang out the clear tone of a bell and at
the sound all was changed.
Gazing around the hall in bewilderment they saw that it was filled with
hundreds of men and women, all with beautiful faces and staring blue
eyes and all wearing scarlet robes and jeweled crowns upon their heads.
In fact, these people seemed exact duplicates of Tubekins and it was
difficult to find any mark by which to tell them apart.
"My! what a lot of Kings and Queens!" whispered Betsy to Polychrome, who
sat beside her and appeared much interested in the scene but not a bit
worried.
"It is certainly a strange sight," was Polychrome's reply; "but I cannot
see how there can be more than one King, or Queen, in any one country,
for were these all rulers, no one could tell who was Master."
One of the Kings who stood near and overheard this remark turned to her
and said: "One who is Master of himself is always a King, if only to
himself. In this favored land all Kings and Queens are equal, and it is
our privilege to bow before one supreme Ruler--the Private Citizen."
"Who's he?" inquired Betsy.
As if to answer her, the clear tones of the bell again rang out and
instantly there appeared seated in the throne the man who was lord and
master of all these royal ones. This fact was evident when with one
accord they fell upon their knees and touched their foreheads to the
floor.
The Private Citizen was not unlike the others, except that his eyes were
black instead of blue and in the centers of the black irises glowed
red sparks that seemed like coals of fire. But his features were very
beautiful and dignified and his manner composed and stately. Instead of
the prevalent scarlet robe, he wore one of white, and the same dragon's
head that decorated the others was embroidered upon its bosom.
"What charge lies against these people, Tubekins?" he asked in quiet,
even tones.
"They came through the forbidden Tube, O Mighty Citizen," was the reply.
"You see, it was this way," said Betsy. "We were marching to the Nome
King, to conquer him and set Shaggy's brother free, when on a sudden--"
"Who are you?" demanded the Private Citizen sternly.
"Me? Oh, I'm Betsy Bobbin, and--"
"Who is the leader of this party?" asked the Citizen.
"Sir, I am Queen Ann of Oogaboo, and--"
"Then keep quiet," said the Citizen. "Who is the leader?"
No one answered for a moment. Then General Bunn stood up.
"Sit down!" commanded the Citizen. "I can see that sixteen of you are
merely officers, and of no account."
"But we have an Army," said General Clock, blusteringly, for he didn't
like to be told he was of no account.
"Where is your Army?" asked the Citizen.
"It's me," said Tik-Tok, his voice sounding a little rusty. "I'm the
on-ly Pri-vate Sol-dier in the par-ty."
Hearing this, the Citizen rose and bowed respectfully to the Clockwork
Man.
"Pardon me for not realizing your importance before," said he. "Will you
oblige me by taking a seat beside me on my throne?"
Tik-Tok rose and walked over to the throne, all the Kings and Queens
making way for him. Then with clanking steps he mounted the platform and
sat on the broad seat beside the Citizen.
Ann was greatly provoked at this mark of favor shown to the humble
Clockwork Man, but Shaggy seemed much pleased that his old friend's
importance had been recognized by the ruler of this remarkable country.
The Citizen now began to question Tik-Tok, who told in his mechanical
voice about Shaggy's quest of his lost brother, and how Ozma of Oz had
sent the Clockwork Man to assist him, and how they had fallen in with
Queen Ann and her people from Oogaboo. Also he told how Betsy and Hank
and Polychrome and the Rose Princess had happened to join their party.
"And you intended to conquer Ruggedo, the Metal Monarch and King of the
Nomes?" asked the Citizen.
"Yes. That seemed the on-ly thing for us to do," was Tik-Tok's reply.
"But he was too clev-er for us. When we got close to his cav-ern he made
our path lead to the Tube, and made the op-en-ing in-vis-i-ble, so that
we all fell in-to it be-fore we knew it was there. It was an eas-y way to
get rid of us and now Rug-ge-do is safe and we are far a-way in a strange
land."
The Citizen was silent a moment and seemed to be thinking. Then he said:
"Most noble Private Soldier, I must inform you that by the laws of our
country anyone who comes through the Forbidden Tube must be tortured for
nine days and ten nights and then thrown back into the Tube. But it is
wise to disregard laws when they conflict with justice, and it seems that
you and your followers did not disobey our laws willingly, being forced
into the Tube by Ruggedo. Therefore the Nome King is alone to blame, and
he alone must be punished."
"That suits me," said Tik-Tok. "But Rug-ge-do is on the o-ther side of
the world where he is a-way out of your reach."
The Citizen drew himself up proudly.
"Do you imagine anything in the world or upon it can be out of the reach
of the Great Jinjin?" he asked.
"Oh! Are you, then, the Great Jinjin?" inquired Tik-Tok.
"I am."
"Then your name is Ti-ti-ti-Hoo-choo?"
"It is."
Queen Ann gave a scream and began to tremble. Shaggy was so disturbed
that he took out a handkerchief and wiped the perspiration from his
brow. Polychrome looked sober and uneasy for the first time, while Files
put his arms around the Rose Princess as if to protect her. As for the
officers, the name of the great Jinjin set them moaning and weeping at a
great rate and every one fell upon his knees before the throne, begging
for mercy. Betsy was worried at seeing her companions so disturbed, but
did not know what it was all about. Only Tik-Tok was unmoved at the
discovery.
"Then," said he, "if you are Ti-ti-ti-Hoo-choo, and think Rug-ge-do is to
blame, I am sure that some-thing queer will hap-pen to the King of the
Nomes."
"I wonder what 'twill be," said Betsy.
The Private Citizen--otherwise known as Tititi-Hoochoo, the Great
Jinjin--looked at the little girl steadily.
"I will presently decide what is to happen to Ruggedo," said he in a
hard, stern voice. Then, turning to the throng of Kings and Queens, he
continued: "Tik-Tok has spoken truly, for his machinery will not allow
him to lie, nor will it allow his thoughts to think falsely. Therefore
these people are not our enemies and must be treated with consideration
and justice. Take them to your palaces and entertain them as guests until
to-morrow, when I command that they be brought again to my Residence. By
then I shall have formed my plans."
No sooner had Tititi-Hoochoo spoken than he disappeared from sight.
Immediately after, most of the Kings and Queens likewise disappeared. But
several of them remained visible and approached the strangers with great
respect. One of the lovely Queens said to Betsy:
"I trust you will honor me by being my guest. I am Erma, Queen of Light."
"May Hank come with me?" asked the girl.
"The King of Animals will care for your mule," was the reply. "But do not
fear for him, for he will be treated royally. All of your party will be
reunited on the morrow."
"I--I'd like to have _some_ one with me," said Betsy, pleadingly.
Queen Erma looked around and smiled upon Polychrome.
"Will the Rainbow's Daughter be an agreeable companion?" she asked.
"Oh, yes!" exclaimed the girl.
So Polychrome and Betsy became guests of the Queen of Light, while other
beautiful Kings and Queens took charge of the others of the party.
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The two girls followed Erma out of the hall and through the gardens of
the Residence to a village of pretty dwellings. None of these was so
large or imposing as the castle of the Private Citizen, but all were
handsome enough to be called palaces--as, in fact, they really were.
[Illustration: Betsy]
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CHAPTER 12
The Lovely Lady of Light
The palace of the Queen of Light stood on a little eminence and was a
mass of crystal windows, surmounted by a vast crystal dome. When they
entered the portals Erma was greeted by six lovely maidens, evidently of
high degree, who at once aroused Betsy's admiration. Each bore a wand in
her hand, tipped with an emblem of light, and their costumes were also
emblematic of the lights they represented. Erma introduced them to her
guests and each made a graceful and courteous acknowledgment.
First was Sunlight, radiantly beautiful and very fair; the second
was Moonlight, a soft, dreamy damsel with nut-brown hair; next came
Starlight, equally lovely but inclined to be retiring and shy. These
three were dressed in shimmering robes of silvery white. The fourth
was Daylight, a brilliant damsel with laughing eyes and frank manners,
who wore a variety of colors. Then came Firelight, clothed in a fleecy
flame-colored robe that wavered around her shapely form in a very
attractive manner. The sixth maiden, Electra, was the most beautiful of
all, and Betsy thought from the first that both Sunlight and Daylight
regarded Electra with envy and were a little jealous of her.
But all were cordial in their greetings to the strangers and seemed
to regard the Queen of Light with much affection, for they fluttered
around her in a flashing, radiant group as she led the way to her regal
drawing-room.
This apartment was richly and cosily furnished, the upholstery being of
many tints, and both Betsy and Polychrome enjoyed resting themselves upon
the downy divans after their strenuous adventures of the day.
The Queen sat down to chat with her guests, who noticed that Daylight was
the only maiden now seated beside Erma. The others had retired to another
part of the room, where they sat modestly with entwined arms and did not
intrude themselves at all.
The Queen told the strangers all about this beautiful land, which is
one of the chief residences of fairies who minister to the needs of
mankind. So many important fairies lived there that, to avoid rivalry,
they had elected as their Ruler the only important personage in the
country who had no duties to mankind to perform and was, in effect, a
Private Citizen. This Ruler, or Jinjin, as was his title, bore the name
of Tititi-Hoochoo, and the most singular thing about him was that he had
no heart. But instead of this he possessed a high degree of Reason and
Justice and while he showed no mercy in his judgments he never punished
unjustly or without reason. To wrong-doers Tititi-Hoochoo was as terrible
as he was heartless, but those who were innocent of evil had nothing to
fear from him.
All the Kings and Queens of this fairyland paid reverence to Jinjin, for
as they expected to be obeyed by others they were willing to obey the one
in authority over them.
The inhabitants of the Land of Oz had heard many tales of this fearfully
just Jinjin, whose punishments were always equal to the faults committed.
Polychrome also knew of him, although this was the first time she had
ever seen him face to face. But to Betsy the story was all new, and she
was greatly interested in Tititi-Hoochoo, whom she no longer feared.
Time sped swiftly during their talk and suddenly Betsy noticed that
Moonlight was sitting beside the Queen of Light, instead of Daylight.
"But tell me, please," she pleaded, "why do you all wear a dragon's head
embroidered on your gowns?"
Erma's pleasant face became grave as she answered:
"The Dragon, as you must know, was the first living creature ever made;
therefore the Dragon is the oldest and wisest of living things. By good
fortune the Original Dragon, who still lives, is a resident of this land
and supplies us with wisdom whenever we are in need of it. He is old as
the world and remembers everything that has happened since the world was
created."
"Did he ever have any children?" inquired the girl.
"Yes, many of them. Some wandered into other lands, where men, not
understanding them, made war upon them; but many still reside in this
country. None, however, is as wise as the Original Dragon, for whom we
have great respect. As he was the first resident here, we wear the emblem
of the dragon's head to show that we are the favored people who alone
have the right to inhabit this fairyland, which in beauty almost equal
the Fairyland of Oz, and in power quite surpasses it."
"I understand about the dragon, now," said Polychrome, nodding her lovely
head. Betsy did not quite understand, but she was at present interested
in observing the changing lights. As Daylight had given way to Moonlight,
so now Starlight sat at the right hand of Erma the Queen, and with her
coming a spirit of peace and content seemed to fill the room. Polychrome,
being herself a fairy, had many questions to ask about the various Kings
and Queens who lived in this far-away, secluded place, and before Erma
had finished answering them a rosy glow filled the room and Firelight
took her place beside the Queen.
Betsy liked Firelight, but to gaze upon her warm and glowing features
made the little girl sleepy, and presently she began to nod. Thereupon
Erma rose and took Betsy's hand gently in her own.
"Come," said she; "the feast time has arrived and the feast is spread."
"That's nice," exclaimed the small mortal. "Now that I think of it, I'm
awful hungry. But p'raps I can't eat your fairy food."
The Queen smiled and led her to a doorway. As she pushed aside a heavy
drapery a flood of silvery light greeted them, and Betsy saw before her a
splendid banquet hall, with a table spread with snowy linen and crystal
and silver. At one side was a broad, throne-like seat for Erma and beside
her now sat the brilliant maid Electra. Polychrome was placed on the
Queen's right hand and Betsy upon her left. The other five messengers of
light now waited upon them, and each person was supplied with just the
food she liked best. Polychrome found her dish of dewdrops, all fresh and
sparkling, while Betsy was so lavishly served that she decided she had
never in her life eaten a dinner half so good.
"I s'pose," she said to the Queen, "that Miss Electra is the youngest of
all these girls."
"Why do you suppose that?" inquired Erma, with a smile.
"'Cause electric'ty is the newest light we know of. Didn't Mr. Edison
discover it?"
"Perhaps he was the first mortal to discover it," replied the Queen. "But
electricity was a part of the world from its creation, and therefore my
Electra is as old as Daylight or Moonlight, and equally beneficent to
mortals and fairies alike."
Betsy was thoughtful for a time. Then she remarked, as she looked at the
six messengers of light:
"We couldn't very well do without any of 'em; could we?"
Erma laughed softly. "_I_ couldn't, I'm sure," she replied, "and I think
mortals would miss any one of my maidens, as well. Daylight cannot take
the place of Sunlight, which gives us strength and energy. Moonlight
is of value when Daylight, worn out with her long watch, retires to
rest. If the moon in its course is hidden behind the earth's rim, and
my sweet Moonlight cannot cheer us, Starlight takes her place, for the
skies always lend her power. Without Firelight we should miss much of
our warmth and comfort, as well as much cheer when the walls of houses
encompass us. But always, when other lights forsake us, our glorious
Electra is ready to flood us with bright rays. As Queen of Light, I love
all my maidens, for I know them to be faithful and true."
"I love 'em, too!" declared Betsy. "But sometimes, when I'm _real_
sleepy, I can get along without any light at all."
"Are you sleepy now?" inquired Erma, for the feast had ended.
"A little," admitted the girl.
So Electra showed her to a pretty chamber where there was a soft, white
bed, and waited patiently until Betsy had undressed and put on a shimmery
silken nightrobe that lay beside her pillow. Then the light-maid bade her
good night and opened the door.
When she closed it after her Betsy was in darkness. In six winks the
little girl was fast asleep.
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CHAPTER 13
The Jinjin's Just Judgment
All the adventurers were reunited next morning when they were brought
from various palaces to the Residence of Tititi-Hoochoo and ushered into
the great Hall of State.
As before, no one was visible except our friends and their escorts
until the first bell sounded. Then in a flash the room was seen to be
filled with the beautiful Kings and Queens of the land. The second bell
marked the appearance in the throne of the mighty Jinjin, whose handsome
countenance was as composed and expressionless as ever.
All bowed low to the Ruler. Their voices softly murmured: "We greet the
Private Citizen, mightiest of Rulers, whose word is Law and whose Law is
just."
Tititi-Hoochoo bowed in acknowledgment. Then, looking around the
brilliant assemblage, and at the little group of adventurers before him,
he said:
"An unusual thing has happened. Inhabitants of other lands than ours,
who are different from ourselves in many ways, have been thrust upon
us through the Forbidden Tube, which one of our people foolishly made
years ago and was properly punished for his folly. But these strangers
had no desire to come here and were wickedly thrust into the Tube by a
cruel King on the other side of the world, named Ruggedo. This King is
an immortal, but he is not good. His magic powers hurt mankind more than
they benefit them. Because he had unjustly kept the Shaggy Man's brother
a prisoner, this little band of honest people, consisting of both mortals
and immortals, determined to conquer Ruggedo and to punish him. Fearing
they might succeed in this, the Nome King misled them so that they fell
into the Tube.
"Now, this same Ruggedo has been warned by me, many times, that if ever
he used this Forbidden Tube in any way he would be severely punished. I
find, by referring to the Fairy Records, that this King's servant, a nome
named Kaliko, begged his master not to do such a wrong act as to drop
these people into the Tube and send them tumbling into our country. But
Ruggedo defied me and my orders.
"Therefore these strangers are innocent of any wrong. It is only Ruggedo
who deserves punishment, and I will punish him." He paused a moment and
then continued in the same cold, merciless voice:
"These strangers must return through the Tube to their own side of the
world; but I will make their fall more easy and pleasant than it was
before. Also I shall send with them an Instrument of Vengeance, who in my
name will drive Ruggedo from his underground caverns, take away his magic
powers and make him a homeless wanderer on the face of the earth--a place
he detests."
There was a little murmur of horror from the Kings and Queens at the
severity of this punishment, but no one uttered a protest, for all
realized that the sentence was just.
"In selecting my Instrument of Vengeance," went on Tititi-Hoochoo, "I
have realized that this will be an unpleasant mission. Therefore no
one of us who is blameless should be forced to undertake it. In this
wonderful land it is seldom one is guilty of wrong, even in the slightest
degree, and on examining the Records I found no King or Queen had erred.
Nor had any among their followers or servants done any wrong. But finally
I came to the Dragon Family, which we highly respect, and then it was
that I discovered the error of Quox.
"Quox, as you well know, is a young dragon who has not yet acquired the
wisdom of his race. Because of this lack, he has been disrespectful
toward his most ancient ancestor, the Original Dragon, telling him once
to mind his own business and again saying that the Ancient One had grown
foolish with age. We are aware that dragons are not the same as fairies
and cannot be altogether guided by our laws, yet such disrespect as Quox
has shown should not be unnoticed by us. Therefore I have selected Quox
as my royal Instrument of Vengeance and he shall go through the Tube with
these people and inflict upon Ruggedo the punishment I have decreed."
All had listened quietly to this speech and now the Kings and Queens
bowed gravely to signify their approval of the Jinjin's judgment.
Tititi-Hoochoo turned to Tubekins.
"I command you," said he, "to escort these strangers to the Tube and see
that they all enter it."
The King of the Tube, who had first discovered our friends and brought
them to the Private Citizen, stepped forward and bowed. As he did so,
the Jinjin and all the Kings and Queens suddenly disappeared and only
Tubekins remained visible.
"All right," said Betsy, with a sigh; "I don't mind going back so _very_
much, 'cause the Jinjin promised to make it easy for us."
Indeed, Queen Ann and her officers were the only ones who looked solemn
and seemed to fear the return journey. One thing that bothered Ann was
her failure to conquer this land of Tititi-Hoochoo. As they followed
their guide through the gardens to the mouth of the Tube she said to
Shaggy:
"How can I conquer the world, if I go away and leave this rich country
unconquered?"
"You can't," he replied. "Don't ask me why, please, for if you don't know
I can't inform you."
"Why not?" said Ann; but Shaggy paid no attention to the question.
This end of the Tube had a silver rim and around it was a gold railing to
which was attached a sign that read:
"IF YOU ARE OUT, STAY THERE.
IF YOU ARE IN, DON'T COME OUT."
On a little silver plate just inside the Tube was engraved the words:
"_Burrowed and built by
Hiergargo the Magician,
In the Year of the World_
19625478
_For his own exclusive uses_."
"He was some builder, I must say," remarked Betsy, when she had read the
inscription; "but if he had known about that star I guess he'd have spent
his time playing solitaire."
"Well, what are we waiting for?" inquired Shaggy, who was impatient to
start.
"Quox," replied Tubekins. "But I think I hear him coming."
"Is the young dragon invisible?" asked Ann, who had never seen a live
dragon and was a little fearful of meeting one.
"No, indeed," replied the King of the Tube. "You'll see him in a minute;
but before you part company I'm sure you'll wish he _was_ invisible."
"Is he dangerous, then?" questioned Files.
"Not at all. But Quox tires me dreadfully," said Tubekins, "and I prefer
his room to his company."
At that instant a scraping sound was heard, drawing nearer and nearer
until from between two big bushes appeared a huge dragon, who approached
the party, nodded his head and said: "Good morning."
Had Quox been at all bashful I am sure he would have felt uncomfortable
at the astonished stare of every eye in the group-except Tubekins, of
course, who was not astonished because he had seen Quox so often.
Betsy had thought a "young" dragon must be a small dragon, yet here was
one so enormous that the girl decided he must be full grown, if not
overgrown. His body was a lovely sky-blue in color and it was thickly set
with glittering silver scales, each one as big as a serving-tray. Around
his neck was a pink ribbon with a bow just under his left ear, and below
the ribbon appeared a chain of pearls to which was attached a golden
locket about as large around as the end of a bass drum. This locket was
set with many large and beautiful jewels.
The head and face of Quox were not especially ugly, when you consider
that he was a dragon; but his eyes were so large that it took him a long
time to wink and his teeth seemed very sharp and terrible when they
showed, which they did whenever the beast smiled. Also his nostrils were
quite large and wide, and those who stood near him were liable to smell
brimstone--especially when he breathed out fire, as it is the nature of
dragons to do. To the end of his long tail was attached a big electric
light.
Perhaps the most singular thing about the dragon's appearance at this
time was the fact that he had a row of seats attached to his back, one
seat for each member of the party. These seats were double, with curved
backs, so that two could sit in them, and there were twelve of these
double seats, all strapped firmly around the dragon's thick body and
placed one behind the other, in a row that extended from his shoulders
nearly to his tail.
"Aha!" exclaimed Tubekins; "I see that Tititi-Hoochoo has transformed
Quox into a carryall."
"I'm glad of that," said Betsy. "I hope, Mr. Dragon, you won't mind our
riding on your back."
"Not a bit," replied Quox. "I'm in disgrace just now, you know, and the
only way to redeem my good name is to obey the orders of the Jinjin. If
he makes me a beast of burden, it is only a part of my punishment, and I
must bear it like a dragon. I don't blame you people at all, and I hope
you'll enjoy the ride. Hop on, please. All aboard for the other side of
the world!"
Silently they took their places. Hank sat in the front seat with Betsy,
so that he could rest his front hoofs upon the dragon's head. Behind them
were Shaggy and Polychrome, then Files and the Princess, and Queen Ann
and Tik-Tok. The officers rode in the rear seats. When all had mounted to
their places the dragon looked very like one of those sight-seeing wagons
so common in big cities--only he had legs instead of wheels.
"All ready?" asked Quox, and when they said they were he crawled to the
mouth of the Tube and put his head in.
"Good-bye, and good luck to you!" called Tubekins; but no one thought to
reply, because just then the dragon slid his great body into the Tube and
the journey to the other side of the world had begun.
At first they went so fast that they could scarcely catch their breaths,
but presently Quox slowed up and said with a sort of cackling laugh:
"My scales! but that is some tumble. I think I shall take it easy and
fall slower, or I'm likely to get dizzy. Is it very far to the other side
of the world?"
"Haven't you ever been through this Tube before?" inquired Shaggy.
"Never. Nor has anyone else in our country; at least, not since I was
born."
"How long ago was that?" asked Betsy.
"That I was born? Oh, not very long ago. I'm only a mere child. If I had
not been sent on this journey, I would have celebrated my three thousand
and fifty-sixth birthday next Thursday. Mother was going to make me a
birthday cake with three thousand and fifty-six candles on it; but now,
of course, there will be no celebration, for I fear I shall not get home
in time for it."
"Three thousand and fifty-six years!" cried Betsy. "Why, I had no idea
anything could live that long!"
"My respected Ancestor, whom I would call a stupid old humbug if I had
not reformed, is so old that I am a mere baby compared with him," said
Quox. "He dates from the beginning of the world, and insists on telling
us stories of things that happened fifty thousand years ago, which are of
no interest at all to youngsters like me. In fact, Grandpa isn't up to
date. He lives altogether in the past, so I can't see any good reason for
his being alive to-day.... Are you people able to see your way, or shall
I turn on more light?'
"Oh, we can see very nicely, thank you; only there's nothing to see but
ourselves," answered Betsy.
This was true. The dragon's big eyes were like headlights on an
automobile and illuminated the Tube far ahead of them. Also he curled his
tail upward so that the electric light on the end of it enabled them to
see one another quite clearly. But the Tube itself was only dark metal,
smooth as glass but exactly the same from one of its ends to the other.
Therefore there was no scenery of interest to beguile the journey.
They were now falling so gently that the trip was proving entirely
comfortable, as the Jinjin had promised it would be; but this meant a
longer journey and the only way they could make time pass was to engage
in conversation. The dragon seemed a willing and persistent talker and he
was of so much interest to them that they encouraged him to chatter. His
voice was a little gruff but not unpleasant when one became used to it.
"My only fear," said he presently, "is that this constant sliding over
the surface of the Tube will dull my claws. You see, this hole isn't
straight down, but on a steep slant, and so instead of tumbling freely
through the air I must skate along the Tube. Fortunately, there is a file
in my tool-kit, and if my claws get dull they can be sharpened again."
"Why do you want sharp claws?" asked Betsy.
"They are my natural weapons, and you must not forget that I have been
sent to conquer Ruggedo."
"Oh, you needn't mind about that," remarked Queen Ann, in her most
haughty manner; "for when we get to Ruggedo I and my invincible Army can
conquer him without your assistance."
"Very good," returned the dragon, cheerfully. "That will save me a lot of
bother--if you succeed. But I think I shall file my claws, just the same."
He gave a long sigh, as he said this, and a sheet of flame, several feet
in length, shot from his mouth. Betsy shuddered and Hank said "Hee-haw!"
while some of the officers screamed in terror. But the dragon did not
notice that he had done anything unusual.
"Is there fire inside of you?" asked Shaggy.
"Of course," answered Quox. "What sort of a dragon would I be if my fire
went out?"
"What keeps it going?" Betsy inquired.
"I've no idea. I only know it's there," said Quox. "The fire keeps me
alive and enables me to move; also to think and speak."
"Ah! You are ver-y much like my-self," said Tik-Tok. "The on-ly
dif-fer-ence is that I move by clock-work, while you move by fire."
"I don't see a particle of likeness between us, I must confess," retorted
Quox, gruffly. "You are not a live thing; you're a dummy."
"But I can do things, you must ad-mit," said Tik-Tok.
"Yes, when you are wound up," sneered the dragon. "But if you run down,
you are helpless."
"What would happen to you, Quox, if you ran out of gasoline?" inquired
Shaggy, who did not like this attack upon his friend.
"I don't use gasoline."
"Well, suppose you ran out of fire."
"What's the use of supposing that?" asked Quox. "My
great-great-great-grandfather has lived since the world began, and he
has never once run out of fire to keep him going. But I will confide
to you that as he gets older he shows more smoke and less fire. As for
Tik-Tok, he's well enough in his way, but he's merely copper. And the
Metal Monarch knows copper through and through. I wouldn't be surprised
if Ruggedo melted Tik-Tok in one of his furnaces and made copper pennies
of him."
"In that case, I would still keep going," remarked Tik-Tok, calmly.
"Pennies do," said Betsy regretfully.
"This is all nonsense," said the Queen, with irritation. "Tik-Tok is
my great Army--all but the officers--and I believe he will be able to
conquer Ruggedo with ease. What do you think, Polychrome?"
"You might let him try," answered the Rainbow's Daughter, with her sweet
ringing laugh, that sounded like the tinkling of tiny bells. "And if
Tik-Tok fails, you have still the big fire-breathing dragon to fall back
on."
"Ah!" said the dragon, another sheet of flame gushing from his mouth and
nostrils; "it's a wise little girl, this Polychrome. Anyone would know
she is a fairy."
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CHAPTER 14
The Long-Eared Hearer Learns by Listening
During this time Ruggedo, the Metal Monarch and King of the Nomes, was
trying to amuse himself in his splendid jeweled cavern. It was hard work
for Ruggedo to find amusement to-day, for all the nomes were behaving
well and there was no one to scold or to punish. The King had thrown his
sceptre at Kaliko six times, without hitting him once. Not that Kaliko
had done anything wrong. On the contrary, he had obeyed the King in every
way but one: he would not stand still, when commanded to do so, and let
the heavy sceptre strike him.
We can hardly blame Kaliko for this, and even the cruel Ruggedo forgave
him; for he knew very well that if he mashed his Royal Chamberlain he
could never find another so intelligent and obedient. Kaliko could make
the nomes work when their King could not, for the nomes hated Ruggedo
and there were so many thousands of the quaint little underground people
that they could easily have rebelled and defied the King had they dared
to do so. Sometimes, when Ruggedo abused them worse than usual, they grew
sullen and threw down their hammers and picks. Then, however hard the
King scolded or whipped them, they would not work until Kaliko came and
begged them to. For Kaliko was one of themselves and was as much abused
by the King as any nome in the vast series of caverns.
But to-day all the little people were working industriously at their
tasks and Ruggedo, having nothing to do, was greatly bored. He sent for
the Long-Eared Hearer and asked him to listen carefully and report what
was going on in the big world.
"It seems," said the Hearer, after listening for awhile, "that the women
in America have clubs."
"Are there spikes in them?" asked Ruggedo, yawning.
"I cannot hear any spikes, Your Majesty," was the reply.
"Then their clubs are not as good as my sceptre. What else do you hear?"
"There's a war."
"Bah! there's always a war. What else?"
For a time the Hearer was silent, bending forward and spreading out his
big ears to catch the slightest sound. Then suddenly he said:
"Here is an interesting thing, Your Majesty. These people are arguing as
to who shall conquer the Metal Monarch, seize his treasure and drive him
from his dominions."
"What people?" demanded Ruggedo, sitting up straight in his throne.
"The ones you threw down the Hollow Tube."
"Where are they now?"
"In the same Tube, and coming back this way," said the Hearer.
Ruggedo got out of his throne and began to pace up and down the cavern.
"I wonder what can be done to stop them," he mused.
"Well," said the Hearer, "if you could turn the Tube upside down, they
would be falling the other way, Your Majesty."
Ruggedo glared at him wickedly, for it was impossible to turn the Tube
upside down and he believed the Hearer was slyly poking fun at him.
Presently he asked:
"How far away are those people now?"
"About nine thousand three hundred and six miles, seventeen furlongs,
eight feet and four inches--as nearly as I can judge from the sound of
their voices," replied the Hearer.
"Aha! Then it will be some time before they arrive," said Ruggedo, "and
when they get here I shall be ready to receive them."
He rushed to his gong and pounded upon it so fiercely that Kaliko came
bounding into the cavern with one shoe off and one shoe on, for he was
just dressing himself after a swim in the hot bubbling lake of the
Underground Kingdom.
"Kaliko, those invaders whom we threw down the Tube are coming back
again!" he exclaimed.
"I thought they would," said the Royal Chamberlain, pulling on the other
shoe. "Tititi-Hoochoo would not allow them to remain in his kingdom, of
course, and so I've been expecting them back for some time. That was a
very foolish action of yours, Rug."
"What, to throw them down the Tube?"
"Yes. Tititi-Hoochoo has forbidden us to throw even rubbish into the
Tube."
"Pooh! what do I care for the Jinjin?" asked Ruggedo scornfully. "He
never leaves his own kingdom, which is on the other side of the world."
"True; but he might send some one through the Tube to punish you,"
suggested Kaliko.
"I'd like to see him do it! Who could conquer my thousands of nomes?"
"Why, they've been conquered before, if I remember aright," answered
Kaliko with a grin. "Once I saw you running from a little girl named
Dorothy, and her friends, as if you were really afraid."
"Well, I _was_ afraid, that time," admitted the Nome King, with a deep
sigh, "for Dorothy had a Yellow Hen that laid eggs!"
The King shuddered as he said "eggs," and Kaliko also shuddered, and so
did the Long-Eared Hearer; for eggs are the only things that the nomes
greatly dread. The reason for this is that eggs belong on the earth's
surface, where birds and fowl of all sorts live, and there is something
about a hen's egg, especially, that fills a nome with horror. If by
chance the inside of an egg touches one of these underground people, he
withers up and blows away and that is the end of him--unless he manages
quickly to speak a magical word which only a few of the nomes know.
Therefore Ruggedo and his followers had very good cause to shudder at the
mere mention of eggs.
"But Dorothy," said the King, "is not with this band of invaders; nor is
the Yellow Hen. As for Tititi-Hoochoo, he has no means of knowing that we
are afraid of eggs."
"You mustn't be too sure of that," Kaliko warned him. "Tititi-Hoochoo
knows a great many things, being a fairy, and his powers are far superior
to any we can boast."
Ruggedo shrugged impatiently and turned to the Hearer.
"Listen," said he, "and tell me if you hear any eggs coming through the
Tube."
The Long-Eared one listened and then shook his head. But Kaliko laughed
at the King.
"No one can hear an egg, Your Majesty," said he. "The only way to
discover the truth is to look through the Magic Spyglass."
"That's it!" cried the King. "Why didn't I think of it before? Look at
once, Kaliko!"
So Kaliko went to the Spyglass and by uttering a mumbled charm he caused
the other end of it to twist around, so that it pointed down the opening
of the Tube. Then he put his eye to the glass and was able to gaze along
all the turns and windings of the Magic Spyglass and then deep into the
Tube, to where our friends were at that time falling.
"Dear me!" he exclaimed. "Here comes a dragon."
"A big one?" asked Ruggedo.
"A monster. He has an electric light on the end of his tail, so I can see
him very plainly. And the other people are all riding upon his back."
"How about the eggs?" inquired the King.
Kaliko looked again.
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"I can see no eggs at all," said he; "but I imagine that the dragon is as
dangerous as eggs. Probably Tititi-Hoochoo has sent him here to punish
you for dropping those strangers into the Forbidden Tube. I warned you
not to do it, Your Majesty."
This news made the Nome King anxious. For a few minutes he paced up and
down, stroking his long beard and thinking with all his might. After this
he turned to Kaliko and said:
"All the harm a dragon can do is to scratch with his claws and bite with
his teeth."
"That is not all, but it's quite enough," returned Kaliko earnestly.
"On the other hand, no one can hurt a dragon, because he's the toughest
creature alive. One flop of his huge tail could smash a hundred nomes
to pancakes, and with teeth and claws he could tear even you or me into
small bits, so that it would be almost impossible to put us together
again. Once, a few hundred years ago, while wandering through some
deserted caverns, I came upon a small piece of a nome lying on the rocky
floor. I asked the piece of nome what had happened to it. Fortunately
the mouth was a part of this piece--the mouth and the left eye--so it
was able to tell me that a fierce dragon was the cause. It had attacked
the poor nome and scattered him in every direction, and as there was no
friend near to collect his pieces and put him together, they had been
separated for a great many years. So you see, Your Majesty, it is not in
good taste to sneer at a dragon."
The King had listened attentively to Kaliko. Said he:
"It will only be necessary to chain this dragon which Tititi-Hoochoo has
sent here, in order to prevent his reaching us with his claws and teeth."
"He also breathes flames," Kaliko reminded him.
"My nomes are not afraid of fire, nor am I," said Ruggedo.
"Well, how about the Army of Oogaboo?"
"Sixteen cowardly officers and Tik-Tok! Why, I could defeat them
single-handed; but I won't try to. I'll summon my army of nomes to drive
the invaders out of my territory, and if we catch any of them I intend to
stick needles into them until they hop with pain."
"I hope you won't hurt any of the girls," said Kaliko.
"I'll hurt 'em all!" roared the angry Metal Monarch. "And that braying
Mule I'll make into hoof-soup, and feed it to my nomes, that it may add
to their strength."
"Why not be good to the strangers and release your prisoner, the Shaggy
Man's brother?" suggested Kaliko.
"Never!"
"It may save you a lot of annoyance. And you don't want the Ugly One."
"I don't want him; that's true. But I won't allow anybody to order me
around. I'm King of the Nomes and I'm the Metal Monarch, and I shall do
as I please and what I please and when I please!"
With this speech Ruggedo threw his sceptre at Kaliko's head, aiming it so
well that the Royal Chamberlain had to fall flat upon the floor in order
to escape it. But the Hearer did not see the sceptre coming and it swept
past his head so closely that it broke off the tip of one of his long
ears. He gave a dreadful yell that quite startled Ruggedo, and the King
was sorry for the accident because those long ears of the Hearer were
really valuable to him.
So the Nome King forgot to be angry with Kaliko and ordered his
Chamberlain to summon General Guph and the army of nomes and have them
properly armed. They were then to march to the mouth of the Tube, where
they could seize the travelers as soon as they appeared.
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CHAPTER 15
The Dragon Defies Danger
Although the journey through the Tube was longer, this time, than before,
it was so much more comfortable that none of our friends minded it at
all. They talked together most of the time and as they found the dragon
good-natured and fond of the sound of his own voice they soon became well
acquainted with him and accepted him as a companion.
"You see," said Shaggy, in his frank way, "Quox is on our side, and
therefore the dragon is a good fellow. If he happened to be an enemy,
instead of a friend, I am sure I should dislike him very much, for his
breath smells of brimstone, he is very conceited and he is so strong and
fierce that he would prove a dangerous foe."
"Yes, indeed," returned Quox, who had listened to this speech with
pleasure; "I suppose I am about as terrible as any living thing. I am
glad you find me conceited, for that proves I know my good qualities. As
for my breath smelling of brimstone, I really can't help it, and I once
met a man whose breath smelled of onions, which I consider far worse."
"I don't," said Betsy; "I love onions."
"And I love brimstone," declared the dragon, "so don't let us quarrel
over one another's peculiarities."
Saying this, he breathed a long breath and shot a flame fifty feet from
his mouth. The brimstone made Betsy cough, but she remembered about the
onions and said nothing.
They had no idea how far they had gone through the center of the earth,
nor when to expect the trip to end. At one time the little girl remarked:
"I wonder when we'll reach the bottom of this hole. And isn't it funny,
Shaggy Man, that what is the bottom to us now, was the top when we fell
the other way?"
"What puzzles me," said Files, "is that we are able to fall both ways."
"That," announced Tik-Tok, "is be-cause the world is round."
"Exactly," responded Shaggy. "The machinery in your head is in fine
working order, Tik-Tok. You know, Betsy, that there is such a thing as
the Attraction of Gravitation, which draws everything toward the center
of the earth. That is why we fall out of bed, and why everything clings
to the surface of the earth."
"Then why doesn't everything go on down to the center of the earth?"
inquired the little girl.
"I was afraid you were going to ask me that," replied Shaggy in a sad
tone. "The reason, my dear, is that the earth is so solid that other
solid things can't get through it. But when there's a hole, as there is
in this case, we drop right down to the center of the world."
"Why don't we stop there?" asked Betsy.
"Because we go so fast that we acquire speed enough to carry us right up
to the other end."
"I don't understand that, and it makes my head ache to try to figure it
out," she said after some thought. "One thing draws us to the center and
another thing pushes us away from it. But--"
"Don't ask me why, please," interrupted the Shaggy Man. "If you can't
understand it, let it go at that."
"Do _you_ understand it?" she inquired.
"All the magic isn't in fairyland," he said gravely. "There's lots of
magic in all Nature, and you may see it as well in the United States,
where you and I once lived, as you can here."
"I never did," she replied.
"Because you were so used to it all that you didn't realize it was magic.
Is anything more wonderful than to see a flower grow and blossom, or to
get light out of the electricity in the air? The cows that manufacture
milk for us must have machinery fully as remarkable as that in Tik-Tok's
copper body, and perhaps you've noticed that--"
And then, before Shaggy could finish his speech, the strong light of day
suddenly broke upon them, grew brighter, and completely enveloped them.
The dragon's claws no longer scraped against the metal Tube, for he shot
into the open air a hundred feet or more and sailed so far away from the
slanting hole that when he landed it was on the peak of a mountain and
just over the entrance to the many underground caverns of the Nome King.
Some of the officers tumbled off their seats when Quox struck the ground,
but most of the dragon's passengers only felt a slight jar. All were
glad to be on solid earth again and they at once dismounted and began to
look about them. Queerly enough, as soon as they had left the dragon,
the seats that were strapped to the monster's back disappeared, and
this probably happened because there was no further use for them and
because Quox looked far more dignified in just his silver scales. Of
course he still wore the forty yards of ribbon around his neck, as well
as the great locket, but these only made him look "dressed up," as Betsy
remarked.
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Now the army of nomes had gathered thickly around the mouth of the Tube,
in order to be ready to capture the band of invaders as soon as they
popped out. There were, indeed, hundreds of nomes assembled, and they
were led by Guph, their most famous General. But they did not expect the
dragon to fly so high, and he shot out of the Tube so suddenly that it
took them by surprise. When the nomes had rubbed the astonishment out of
their eyes and regained their wits, they discovered the dragon quietly
seated on the mountain-side far above their heads, while the other
strangers were standing in a group and calmly looking down upon them.
General Guph was very angry at the escape, which was no one's fault but
his own.
"Come down here and be captured!" he shouted, waving his sword at them.
"Come up here and capture us--if you dare!" replied Queen Ann, who was
winding up the clockwork of her Private Soldier, so he could fight more
briskly.
Guph's first answer was a roar of rage at the defiance; then he turned
and issued a command to his nomes. These were all armed with sharp spears
and with one accord they raised these spears and threw them straight at
their foes, so that they rushed through the air in a perfect cloud of
flying weapons.
Some damage might have been done had not the dragon quickly crawled
before the others, his body being so big that it shielded every one of
them, including Hank. The spears rattled against the silver scales of
Quox and then fell harmlessly to the ground. They were magic spears, of
course, and all straightway bounded back into the hands of those who had
thrown them, but even Guph could see that it was useless to repeat the
attack.
It was now Queen Ann's turn to attack, so the Generals yelled "For--ward
march!" and the Colonels and Majors and Captains repeated the command
and the valiant Army of Oogaboo, which seemed to be composed mainly of
Tik-Tok, marched forward in single column toward the nomes, while Betsy
and Polychrome cheered and Hank gave a loud "Hee-haw!" and Shaggy shouted
"Hooray!" and Queen Ann screamed: "At 'em, Tik-Tok--at 'em!"
The nomes did not await the Clockwork Man's attack but in a twinkling
disappeared into the underground caverns. They made a great mistake in
being so hasty, for Tik-Tok had not taken a dozen steps before he stubbed
his copper toe on a rock and fell flat to the ground, where he cried:
"Pick me up! Pick me up! Pick me up!" until Shaggy and Files ran forward
and raised him to his feet again.
The dragon chuckled softly to himself as he scratched his left ear with
his hind claw, but no one was paying much attention to Quox just then.
It was evident to Ann and her officers that there could be no fighting
unless the enemy was present, and in order to find the enemy they must
boldly enter the underground Kingdom of the nomes. So bold a step
demanded a council of war.
"Don't you think I'd better drop in on Ruggedo and obey the orders of the
Jinjin?" asked Quox.
"By no means!" returned Queen Ann. "We have already put the army of nomes
to flight and all that yet remains is to force our way into those caverns
and conquer the Nome King and all his people."
"That seems to me something of a job," said the dragon, closing his eyes
sleepily. "But go ahead, if you like, and I'll wait here for you. Don't
be in any hurry on my account. To one who lives thousands of years the
delay of a few days means nothing at all, and I shall probably sleep
until the time comes for me to act."
Ann was provoked at this speech.
"You may as well go back to Tititi-Hoochoo now," she said, "for the Nome
King is as good as conquered already."
But Quox shook his head. "No," said he; "I'll wait."
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CHAPTER 16
The Naughty Nome
Shaggy Man had said nothing during the conversation between Queen Ann and
Quox, for the simple reason that he did not consider the matter worth
an argument. Safe within his pocket reposed the Love Magnet, which had
never failed to win every heart. The nomes, he knew, were not like the
heartless Roses and therefore could be won to his side as soon as he
exhibited the magic talisman.
Shaggy's chief anxiety had been to reach Ruggedo's Kingdom and now that
the entrance lay before him he was confident he would be able to rescue
his lost brother. Let Ann and the dragon quarrel as to who should conquer
the nomes, if they liked; Shaggy would let them try, and if they failed
he had the means of conquest in his own pocket.
But Ann was positive she could not fail, for she thought her Army could
do anything. So she called the officers together and told them how to
act, and she also instructed Tik-Tok what to do and what to say.
"Please do not shoot your gun except as a last resort," she added, "for
I do not wish to be cruel or to shed any blood--unless it is absolutely
necessary."
"All right," replied Tik-Tok; "but I do not think Rug-ge-do would bleed
if I filled him full of holes and put him in a ci-der press."
Then the officers fell in line, the four Generals abreast and then the
four Colonels and the four Majors and the four Captains. They drew their
glittering swords and commanded Tik-Tok to march, which he did. Twice
he fell down, being tripped by the rough rocks, but when he struck the
smooth path he got along better. Into the gloomy mouth of the cavern
entrance he stepped without hesitation, and after him proudly pranced the
officers and Queen Ann. The others held back a little, waiting to see
what would happen.
Of course the Nome King knew they were coming and was prepared to receive
them. Just within the rocky passage that led to the jeweled throne-room
was a deep pit, which was usually covered. Ruggedo had ordered the cover
removed and it now stood open, scarcely visible in the gloom.
The pit was so large around that it nearly filled the passage and there
was barely room for one to walk around it by pressing close to the rock
walls. This Tik-Tok did, for his copper eyes saw the pit clearly and he
avoided it; but the officers marched straight into the hole and tumbled
in a heap on the bottom. An instant later Queen Ann also walked into
the pit, for she had her chin in the air and was careless where she
placed her feet. Then one of the nomes pulled a lever which replaced the
cover on the pit and made the officers of Oogaboo and their Queen fast
prisoners.
As for Tik-Tok, he kept straight on to the cavern where Ruggedo sat in
his throne and there he faced the Nome King and said:
"I here-by con-quer you in the name of Queen Ann So-forth of Oo-ga-boo,
whose Ar-my I am, and I de-clare that you are her pris-on-er!"
Ruggedo laughed at him.
"Where is this famous Queen?" he asked.
"She'll be here in a min-ute," said Tik-Tok. "Per-haps she stopped to tie
her shoe-string."
"Now, see here, Tik-Tok," began the Nome King, in a stern voice, "I've
had enough of this nonsense. Your Queen and her officers are all
prisoners, having fallen into my power, so perhaps you'll tell me what
you mean to do."
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"My or-ders were to con-quer you," replied Tik-Tok, "and my ma-chin-er-y
has done the best it knows how to car-ry out those or-ders."
Ruggedo pounded on his gong and Kaliko appeared, followed closely by
General Guph.
"Take this copper man into the shops and set him to work hammering gold,"
commanded the King. "Being run by machinery he ought to be a steady
worker. He ought never to have been made, but since he exists I shall
hereafter put him to good use."
"If you try to cap-ture me," said Tik-Tok, "I shall fight."
"Don't do that!" exclaimed General Guph, earnestly, "for it will be
useless to resist and you might hurt some one."
But Tik-Tok raised his gun and took aim and not knowing what damage the
gun might do the nomes were afraid to face it.
While he was thus defying the Nome King and his high officials, Betsy
Bobbin rode calmly into the royal cavern, seated upon the back of Hank
the mule. The little girl had grown tired of waiting for "something to
happen" and so had come to see if Ruggedo had been conquered.
"Nails and nuggets!" roared the King; "how dare you bring that beast here
and enter my presence unannounced?"
"There wasn't anybody to announce me," replied Betsy. "I guess your folks
were all busy. Are you conquered yet?"
"No!" shouted the King, almost beside himself with rage.
"Then please give me something to eat, for I'm awful hungry," said the
girl. "You see, this conquering business is a good deal like waiting for
a circus parade; it takes a long time to get around and don't amount to
much anyhow."
The nomes were so much astonished at this speech that for a time they
could only glare at her silently, not finding words to reply. The King
finally recovered the use of his tongue and said:
"Earth-crawler! this insolence to my majesty shall be your death-warrant.
You are an ordinary mortal, and to stop a mortal from living is so easy a
thing to do that I will not keep you waiting half so long as you did for
my conquest."
"I'd rather you wouldn't stop me from living," remarked Betsy, getting
off Hank's back and standing beside him. "And it would be a pretty
cheap King who killed a visitor while she was hungry. If you'll give
me something to eat, I'll talk this killing business over with you
afterward; only, I warn you now that I don't approve of it, and never
will."
Her coolness and lack of fear impressed the Nome King, although he bore
an intense hatred toward all mortals.
"What do you wish to eat?" he asked gruffly.
"Oh, a ham-sandwich would do, or perhaps a couple of hard-boiled eggs--"
"Eggs!" shrieked the three nomes who were present, shuddering till their
teeth chattered.
"What's the matter?" asked Betsy wonderingly. "Are eggs as high here as
they are at home?"
"Guph," said the King in an agitated voice, turning to his General, "let
us destroy this rash mortal at once! Seize her and take her to the Slimy
Cave and lock her in."
Guph glanced at Tik-Tok, whose gun was still pointed, but just then
Kaliko stole softly behind the copper man and kicked his knee-joints so
that they suddenly bent forward and tumbled Tik-Tok to the floor, his gun
falling from his grasp.
Then Guph, seeing Tik-Tok helpless, made a grab at Betsy. At the same
time Hank's heels shot out and caught the General just where his belt was
buckled. He rose into the air swift as a cannon-ball, struck the Nome
King fairly and flattened his Majesty against the wall of rock on the
opposite side of the cavern. Together they fell to the floor in a dazed
and crumpled condition, seeing which Kaliko whispered to Betsy:
"Come with me--quick!--and I will save you."
She looked into Kaliko's face inquiringly and thought he seemed honest
and good-natured, so she decided to follow him. He led her and the
mule through several passages and into a small cavern very nicely and
comfortably furnished.
"This is my own room," said he, "but you are quite welcome to use it.
Wait here a minute and I'll get you something to eat."
When Kaliko returned he brought a tray containing some broiled mushrooms,
a loaf of mineral bread and some petroleum-butter. The butter Betsy could
not eat, but the bread was good and the mushrooms delicious.
"Here's the door key," said Kaliko, "and you'd better lock yourself in."
"Won't you let Polychrome and the Rose Princess come here, too?" she
asked.
"I'll see. Where are they?"
"I don't know. I left them outside," said Betsy.
"Well, if you hear three raps on the door, open it," said Kaliko; "but
don't let anyone in unless they give the three raps."
"All right," promised Betsy, and when Kaliko left the cosy cavern she
closed and locked the door.
In the meantime Ann and her officers, finding themselves prisoners in the
pit, had shouted and screamed until they were tired out, but no one had
come to their assistance. It was very dark and damp in the pit and they
could not climb out because the walls were higher than their heads and
the cover was on. The Queen was first angry and then annoyed and then
discouraged; but the officers were only afraid. Every one of the poor
fellows heartily wished he was back in Oogaboo caring for his orchard,
and some were so unhappy that they began to reproach Ann for causing them
all this trouble and danger.
Finally the Queen sat down on the bottom of the pit and leaned her back
against the wall. By good luck her sharp elbow touched a secret spring in
the wall and a big flat rock swung inward. Ann fell over backward, but
the next instant she jumped up and cried to the others:
"A passage! A passage! Follow me, my brave men, and we may yet escape."
Then she began to crawl through the passage, which was as dark and dank
as the pit, and the officers followed her in single file. They crawled,
and they crawled, and they kept on crawling, for the passage was not big
enough to allow them to stand upright. It turned this way and twisted
that, sometimes like a corkscrew and sometimes zigzag, but seldom ran for
long in a straight line.
"It will never end--never!" moaned the officers, who were rubbing all the
skin off their knees on the rough rocks.
"It _must_ end," retorted Ann courageously, "or it never would have been
made. We don't know where it will lead us to, but any place is better
than that loathsome pit."
So she crawled on, and the officers crawled on, and while they were
crawling through this awful underground passage Polychrome and Shaggy and
Files and the Rose Princess, who were standing outside the entrance to
Ruggedo's domains, were wondering what had become of them.
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CHAPTER 17
A Tragic Transformation
"Don't let us worry," said Shaggy to his companions, "for it may take
the Queen some time to conquer the Metal Monarch, as Tik-Tok has to do
everything in his slow, mechanical way."
"Do you suppose they are likely to fail?" asked the Rose Princess.
"I do, indeed," replied Shaggy. "This Nome King is really a powerful
fellow and has a legion of nomes to assist him, whereas our bold Queen
commands a Clockwork Man and a band of faint-hearted officers."
"She ought to have let Quox do the conquering," said Polychrome, dancing
lightly upon a point of rock and fluttering her beautiful draperies.
"But perhaps the dragon was wise to let her go first, for when she fails
to conquer Ruggedo she may become more modest in her ambitions."
"Where is the dragon now?" inquired Ozga.
"Up there on the rocks," replied Files. "Look, my dear; you may see him
from here. He said he would take a little nap while we were mixing up
with Ruggedo, and he added that after we had gotten into trouble he would
wake up and conquer the Nome King in a jiffy, as his master the Jinjin
has ordered him to do."
"Quox means well," said Shaggy, "but I do not think we shall need his
services; for just as soon as I am satisfied that Queen Ann and her army
have failed to conquer Ruggedo, I shall enter the caverns and show the
King my Love Magnet. That he cannot resist; therefore the conquest will
be made with ease."
This speech of Shaggy Man's was overheard by the Long-Eared Hearer, who
was at that moment standing by Ruggedo's side. For when the King and Guph
had recovered from Hank's kick and had picked themselves up, their first
act was to turn Tik-Tok on his back and put a heavy diamond on top of
him, so that he could not get up again. Then they carefully put his gun
in a corner of the cavern and the King sent Guph to fetch the Long-Eared
Hearer.
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The Hearer was still angry at Ruggedo for breaking his ear, but he
acknowledged the Nome King to be his master and was ready to obey his
commands. Therefore he repeated Shaggy's speech to the King, who at once
realized that his Kingdom was in grave danger. For Ruggedo knew of the
Love Magnet and its powers and was horrified at the thought that Shaggy
might show him the magic talisman and turn all the hatred in his heart
into love. Ruggedo was proud of his hatred and abhorred love of any sort.
"Really," said he, "I'd rather be conquered and lose my wealth and my
Kingdom than gaze at that awful Love Magnet. What can I do to prevent the
Shaggy Man from taking it out of his pocket?"
Kaliko returned to the cavern in time to overhear this question, and
being a loyal nome and eager to serve his King, he answered by saying:
"If we can manage to bind the Shaggy Man's arms, tight to his body, he
could not get the Love Magnet out of his pocket.
"True!" cried the King in delight at this easy solution of the problem.
"Get at once a dozen nomes, with ropes, and place them in the passage
where they can seize and bind Shaggy as soon as he enters."
This Kaliko did, and meanwhile the watchers outside the entrance were
growing more and more uneasy about their friends.
"I don't worry so much about the Oogaboo people," said Polychrome, who
had grown sober with waiting, and perhaps a little nervous, "for they
could not be killed, even though Ruggedo might cause them much suffering
and perhaps destroy them utterly. But we should not have allowed Betsy
and Hank to go alone into the caverns. The little girl is mortal and
possesses no magic powers whatever, so if Ruggedo captures her she will
be wholly at his mercy."
"That is indeed true," replied Shaggy. "I wouldn't like to have anything
happen to dear little Betsy, so I believe I'll go in right away and put
an end to all this worry."
"We may as well go with you," asserted Files, "for by means of the Love
Magnet you can soon bring the Nome King to reason."
So it was decided to wait no longer. Shaggy walked through the entrance
first, and after him came the others. They had no thought of danger to
themselves, and Shaggy, who was going along with his hands thrust into
his pockets, was much surprised when a rope shot out from the darkness
and twined around his body, pinning down his arms so securely that he
could not even withdraw his hands from the pockets. Then appeared several
grinning nomes, who speedily tied knots in the ropes and then led the
prisoner along the passage to the cavern. No attention was paid to the
others, but Files and the Princess followed on after Shaggy, determined
not to desert their friend and hoping that an opportunity might arise to
rescue him.
As for Polychrome, as soon as she saw that trouble had overtaken Shaggy
she turned and ran lightly back through the passage and out of the
entrance. Then she easily leaped from rock to rock until she paused
beside the great dragon, who lay fast asleep.
"Wake up, Quox!" she cried. "It is time for you to act."
But Quox did not wake up. He lay as one in a trance, absolutely
motionless, with his enormous eyes tight closed. The eyelids had big
silver scales on them, like all the rest of his body.
Polychrome might have thought Quox was dead had she not known that
dragons do not die easily or had she not observed his huge body swelling
as he breathed. She picked up a piece of rock and pounded against his
eyelids with it, saying:
"Wake up, Quox--wake up!" But he would not waken.
"Dear me, how unfortunate!" sighed the lovely Rainbow's Daughter. "I
wonder what is the best and surest way to waken a dragon. All our friends
may be captured and destroyed while this great beast lies asleep."
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She walked around Quox two or three times, trying to discover some
tender place on his body where a thump or a punch might be felt; but he
lay extended along the rocks with his chin flat upon the ground and his
legs drawn underneath his body, and all that one could see was his thick
sky-blue skin--thicker than that of a rhinoceros--and his silver scales.
Then, despairing at last of wakening the beast, and worried over the fate
of her friends, Polychrome again ran down to the entrance and hurried
along the passage into the Nome King's cavern.
Here she found Ruggedo lolling in his throne and smoking a long pipe.
Beside him stood General Guph and Kaliko, and ranged before the King were
the Rose Princess, Files and the Shaggy Man. Tik-Tok still lay upon the
floor weighted down by the big diamond.
Ruggedo was now in a more contented frame of mind. One by one he had
met the invaders and easily captured them. The dreaded Love Magnet was
indeed in Shaggy's pocket, only a few feet away from the King, but Shaggy
was powerless to show it and unless Ruggedo's eyes beheld the talisman
it could not affect him. As for Betsy Bobbin and her mule, he believed
Kaliko had placed them in the Slimy Cave, while Ann and her officers he
thought safely imprisoned in the pit. Ruggedo had no fear of Files or
Ozga, but to be on the safe side he had ordered golden handcuffs placed
upon their wrists. These did not cause them any great annoyance but
prevented them from making an attack, had they been inclined to do so.
The Nome King, thinking himself wholly master of the situation, was
laughing and jeering at his prisoners when Polychrome, exquisitely
beautiful and dancing like a ray of light, entered the cavern.
"Oho!" cried the King; "a Rainbow under ground, eh?" and then he stared
hard at Polychrome, and still harder, and then he sat up and pulled the
wrinkles out of his robe and arranged his whiskers. "On my word," said
he, "you are a very captivating creature; moreover, I perceive you are a
fairy."
"I am Polychrome, the Rainbow's Daughter," she said proudly.
"Well," replied Ruggedo, "I like you. The others I hate. I hate
everybody--but you! Wouldn't you like to live always in this beautiful
cavern, Polychrome? See! the jewels that stud the walls have every tint
and color of your Rainbow--and they are not so elusive. I'll have fresh
dewdrops gathered for your feasting every day and you shall be Queen of
all my nomes and pull Kaliko's nose whenever you like."
"No, thank you," laughed Polychrome. "My home is in the sky, and I'm only
on a visit to this solid, sordid earth. But tell me, Ruggedo, why my
friends have been wound with cords and bound with chains?"
"They threatened me," answered Ruggedo. "The fools did not know how
powerful I am."
"Then, since they are now helpless, why not release them and send them
back to the earth's surface?"
"Because I hate 'em and mean to make 'em suffer for their invasion. But
I'll make a bargain with you, sweet Polly. Remain here and live with me
and I'll set all these people free. You shall be my daughter or my wife
or my aunt or grandmother--whichever you like--only stay here to brighten
my gloomy kingdom and make me happy!"
Polychrome looked at him wonderingly. Then she turned to Shaggy and asked:
"Are you sure he hasn't seen the Love Magnet?"
"I'm positive," answered Shaggy. "But you seem to be something of a Love
Magnet yourself, Polychrome."
She laughed again and said to Ruggedo: "Not even to rescue my friends
would I live in your kingdom. Nor could I endure for long the society of
such a wicked monster as you."
"You forget," retorted the King, scowling darkly, "that you also are in
my power."
"Not so, Ruggedo. The Rainbow's Daughter is beyond the reach of your
spite or malice."
"Seize her!" suddenly shouted the King, and General Guph sprang forward
to obey. Polychrome stood quite still, yet when Guph attempted to clutch
her his hands met in air, and now the Rainbow's Daughter was in another
part of the room, as smiling and composed as before.
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Several times Guph endeavored to capture her and Ruggedo even came down
from his throne to assist his General; but never could they lay hands
upon the lovely sky fairy, who flitted here and there with the swiftness
of light and constantly defied them with her merry laughter as she evaded
their efforts.
So after a time they abandoned the chase and Ruggedo returned to his
throne and wiped the perspiration from his face with a finely-woven
handkerchief of cloth-of-gold.
"Well," said Polychrome, "what do you intend to do now?"
"I'm going to have some fun, to repay me for all my bother," replied the
Nome King. Then he said to Kaliko: "Summon the executioners."
Kaliko at once withdrew and presently returned with a score of nomes,
all of whom were nearly as evil looking as their hated master. They bore
great golden pincers, and prods of silver, and clamps and chains and
various wicked-looking instruments, all made of precious metals and set
with diamonds and rubies.
"Now, Pang," said Ruggedo, addressing the leader of the executioners,
"fetch the Army of Oogaboo and their Queen from the pit and torture them
here in my presence--as well as in the presence of their friends. It will
be great sport."
"I hear Your Majesty, and I obey Your Majesty," answered Pang, and went
with his nomes into the passage. In a few minutes he returned and bowed
to Ruggedo.
"They're all gone," said he.
"Gone!" exclaimed the Nome King. "Gone where?"
"They left no address, Your Majesty; but they are not in the pit."
"Picks and puddles!" roared the King; "who took the cover off?"
"No one," said Pang. "The cover was there, but the prisoners were not
under it."
"In that case," snarled the King, trying to control his disappointment,
"go to the Slimy Cave and fetch hither the girl and the donkey. And while
we are torturing them Kaliko must take a hundred nomes and search for the
escaped prisoners--the Queen of Oogaboo and her officers. If he does not
find them, I will torture Kaliko."
Kaliko went away looking sad and disturbed, for he knew the King
was cruel and unjust enough to carry out this threat. Pang and the
executioners also went away, in another direction, but when they came
back Betsy Bobbin was not with them, nor was Hank.
"There is no one in the Slimy Cave, Your Majesty," reported Pang.
"Jumping jellycakes!" screamed the King. "Another escape? Are you sure
you found the right cave?"
"There is but one Slimy Cave, and there is no one in it," returned Pang
positively.
Ruggedo was beginning to be alarmed as well as angry. However, these
disappointments but made him the more vindictive and he cast an evil look
at the other prisoners and said:
"Never mind the girl and the donkey. Here are four, at least, who cannot
escape my vengeance. Let me see; I believe I'll change my mind about
Tik-Tok. Have the gold crucible heated to a white, seething heat, and
then we'll dump the copper man into it and melt him up."
"But, Your Majesty," protested Kaliko, who had returned to the room after
sending a hundred nomes to search for the Oogaboo people, "you must
remember that Tik-Tok is a very curious and interesting machine. It would
be a shame to deprive the world of such a clever contrivance."
"Say another word, and you'll go into the furnace with him!" roared the
King. "I'm getting tired of you, Kaliko, and the first thing you know
I'll turn you into a potato and make Saratoga-chips of you! The next to
consider," he added more mildly, "is the Shaggy Man. As he owns the Love
Magnet, I think I'll transform him into a dove, and then we can practice
shooting at him with Tik-Tok's gun. Now, this is a very interesting
ceremony and I beg you all to watch me closely and see that I've nothing
up my sleeve."
He came out of his throne to stand before the Shaggy Man, and then he
waved his hands, palms downward, in seven semicircles over his victim's
head, saying in a low but clear tone of voice the magic wugwa:
"Adi, edi, idi, odi, udi, oo-i-oo!
Idu, ido, idi, ide, ida, woo!"
The effect of this well-known sorcery was instantaneous. Instead of
the Shaggy Man, a pretty dove lay fluttering upon the floor, its wings
confined by tiny cords wound around them. Ruggedo gave an order to Pang,
who cut the cords with a pair of scissors. Being freed, the dove quickly
flew upward and alighted on the shoulder of the Rose Princess, who
stroked it tenderly.
"Very good! Very good!" cried Ruggedo, rubbing his hands gleefully
together. "One enemy is out of my way, and now for the others."
(Perhaps my readers should be warned not to attempt the above
transformation; for, although the exact magical formula has been
described, it is unlawful in all civilized countries for anyone to
transform a person into a dove by muttering the words Ruggedo used.
There were no laws to prevent the Nome King from performing this
transformation, but if it should be attempted in any other country, and
the magic worked, the magician would be severely punished.)
When Polychrome saw Shaggy Man transformed into a dove and realized that
Ruggedo was about to do something as dreadful to the Princess and Files,
and that Tik-Tok would soon be melted in a crucible, she turned and ran
from the cavern, through the passage and back to the place where Quox lay
asleep.
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CHAPTER 18
A Clever Conquest
The great dragon still had his eyes closed and was even snoring in a
manner that resembled distant thunder; but Polychrome was now desperate,
because any further delay meant the destruction of her friends. She
seized the pearl necklace, to which was attached the great locket, and
jerked it with all her strength.
The result was encouraging. Quox stopped snoring and his eyelids
flickered. So Polychrome jerked again--and again--till slowly the great
lids raised and the dragon looked at her steadily. Said he, in a sleepy
tone:
"What's the matter, little Rainbow?"
"Come quick!" exclaimed Polychrome. "Ruggedo has captured all our
friends and is about to destroy them."
"Well, well," said Quox, "I suspected that would happen. Step a little
out of my path, my dear, and I'll make a rush for the Nome King's cavern."
She fell back a few steps and Quox raised himself on his stout legs,
whisked his long tail and in an instant had slid down the rocks and made
a dive through the entrance.
Along the passage he swept, nearly filling it with his immense body, and
now he poked his head into the jeweled cavern of Ruggedo.
But the King had long since made arrangements to capture the dragon,
whenever he might appear. No sooner did Quox stick his head into the room
than a thick chain fell from above and encircled his neck. Then the ends
of the chain were drawn tight--for in an adjoining cavern a thousand
nomes were pulling on them--and so the dragon could advance no further
toward the King. He could not use his teeth or his claws and as his body
was still in the passage he had not even room to strike his foes with his
terrible tail.
Ruggedo was delighted with the success of his strategem. He had just
transformed the Rose Princess into a fiddle and was about to transform
Files into a fiddle bow, when the dragon appeared to interrupt him. So he
called out:
"Welcome, my dear Quox, to my royal entertainment. Since you are here,
you shall witness some very neat magic, and after I have finished with
Files and Tik-Tok I mean to transform you into a tiny lizard--one of the
chameleon sort--and you shall live in my cavern and amuse me."
"Pardon me for contradicting Your Majesty," returned Quox in a quiet
voice, "but I don't believe you'll perform any more magic."
"Eh? Why not?" asked the King in surprise.
"There's a reason," said Quox. "Do you see this ribbon around my neck?"
"Yes; and I'm astonished that a dignified dragon should wear such a silly
thing."
"Do you see it plainly?" persisted the dragon, with a little chuckle of
amusement.
"I do," declared Ruggedo.
"Then you no longer possess any magical powers, and are as helpless as
a clam," asserted Quox. "My great master, Tititi-Hoochoo, the Jinjin,
enchanted this ribbon in such a way that whenever Your Majesty looked
upon it all knowledge of magic would desert you instantly, nor will any
magical formula you can remember ever perform your bidding."
"Pooh! I don't believe a word of it!" cried Ruggedo, half frightened,
nevertheless. Then he turned toward Files and tried to transform him into
a fiddle bow. But he could not remember the right words or the right pass
of the hands and after several trials he finally gave up the attempt.
By this time the Nome King was so alarmed that he was secretly shaking in
his shoes.
"I told you not to anger Tititi-Hoochoo," grumbled Kaliko, "and now you
see the result of your disobedience."
Ruggedo promptly threw his sceptre at his Royal Chamberlain, who dodged
it with his usual cleverness, and then he said with an attempt to swagger:
"Never mind; I don't need magic to enable me to destroy these invaders;
fire and the sword will do the business and I am still King of the Nomes
and lord and master of my Underground Kingdom!"
"Again I beg to differ with Your Majesty," said Quox. "The Great Jinjin
commands you to depart instantly from this Kingdom and seek the earth's
surface, where you will wander for all time to come, without a home or
country, without a friend or follower, and without any more riches than
you can carry with you in your pockets. The Great Jinjin is so generous
that he will allow you to fill your pockets with jewels or gold, but you
must take nothing more."
Ruggedo now stared at the dragon in amazement.
"Does Tititi-Hoochoo condemn me to such a fate?" he asked in a hoarse
voice.
"He does," said Quox.
"And just for throwing a few strangers down the Forbidden Tube?"
"Just for that," repeated Quox in a stern, gruff voice.
"Well, I won't do it. And your crazy old Jinjin can't make me do it,
either!" declared Ruggedo. "I intend to remain here, King of the Nomes,
until the end of the world, and I defy your Tititi-Hoochoo and all his
fairies--as well as his clumsy messenger, whom I have been obliged to
chain up!"
The dragon smiled again, but it was not the sort of smile that made
Ruggedo feel very happy. Instead, there was something so cold and
merciless in the dragon's expression that the condemned Nome King
trembled and was sick at heart.
There was little comfort for Ruggedo in the fact that the dragon was now
chained, although he had boasted of it. He glared at the immense head of
Quox as if fascinated and there was fear in the old King's eyes as he
watched his enemy's movements.
For the dragon was now moving; not abruptly, but as if he had something
to do and was about to do it. Very deliberately he raised one claw,
touched the catch of the great jeweled locket that was suspended around
his neck, and at once it opened wide.
Nothing much happened at first; half a dozen hen's eggs rolled out upon
the floor and then the locket closed with a sharp click. But the effect
upon the nomes of this simple thing was astounding. General Guph, Kaliko,
Pang and his band of executioners were all standing close to the door
that led to the vast series of underground caverns which constituted
the dominions of the nomes, and as soon as they saw the eggs they raised
a chorus of frantic screams and rushed through the door, slamming it in
Ruggedo's face and placing a heavy bronze bar across it.
Ruggedo, dancing with terror and uttering loud cries, now leaped upon the
seat of his throne to escape the eggs, which had rolled steadily toward
him. Perhaps these eggs, sent by the wise and crafty Tititi-Hoochoo, were
in some way enchanted, for they all rolled directly after Ruggedo and
when they reached the throne where he had taken refuge they began rolling
up the legs to the seat.
This was too much for the King to bear. His horror of eggs was real and
absolute and he made a leap from the throne to the center of the room and
then ran to a far corner.
The eggs followed, rolling slowly but steadily in his direction. Ruggedo
threw his sceptre at them, and then his ruby crown, and then he drew off
his heavy golden sandals and hurled these at the advancing eggs. But the
eggs dodged every missile and continued to draw nearer. The King stood
trembling, his eyes staring in terror, until they were but half a yard
distant; then with an agile leap he jumped clear over them and made a
rush for the passage that led to the outer entrance.
Of course the dragon was in his way, being chained in the passage with
his head in the cavern, but when he saw the King making toward him he
crouched as low as he could and dropped his chin to the floor, leaving a
small space between his body and the roof of the passage.
Ruggedo did not hesitate an instant. Impelled by fear, he leaped to the
dragon's nose and then scrambled to his back, where he succeeded in
squeezing himself through the opening. After the head was passed there
was more room and he slid along the dragon's scales to his tail and then
ran as fast as his legs would carry him to the entrance. Not pausing
here, so great was his fright, the King dashed on down the mountain path,
but before he had gone very far he stumbled and fell.
When he picked himself up he observed that no one was following him, and
while he recovered his breath he happened to think of the decree of the
Jinjin--that he should be driven from his Kingdom and made a wanderer
on the face of the earth. Well, here he was, driven from his cavern in
truth; driven by those dreadful eggs; but he would go back and defy them;
he would not submit to losing his precious Kingdom and his tyrannical
powers, all because Tititi-Hoochoo had said he must.
So, although still afraid, Ruggedo nerved himself to creep back along the
path to the entrance, and when he arrived there he saw the six eggs lying
in a row just before the arched opening.
At first he paused a safe distance away to consider the case, for the
eggs were now motionless. While he was wondering what could be done, he
remembered there was a magical charm which would destroy eggs and render
them harmless to nomes. There were nine passes to be made and six verses
of incantation to be recited; but Ruggedo knew them all. Now that he had
ample time to be exact, he carefully went through the entire ceremony.
But nothing happened. The eggs did not disappear, as he had expected;
so he repeated the charm a second time. When that also failed, he
remembered, with a moan of despair, that his magic power had been taken
away from him and in the future he could do no more than any common
mortal.
And there were the eggs, forever barring him from the Kingdom which he
had ruled so long with absolute sway! He threw rocks at them, but could
not hit a single egg. He raved and scolded and tore his hair and beard,
and danced in helpless passion, but that did nothing to avert the just
judgment of the Jinjin, which Ruggedo's own evil deeds had brought upon
him.
From this time on he was an outcast--a wanderer upon the face of the
earth--and he had even forgotten to fill his pockets with gold and jewels
before he fled from his former Kingdom!
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CHAPTER 19
King Kaliko
After the King had made good his escape Files said to the dragon, in a
said voice:
"Alas! why did you not come before? Because you were sleeping instead of
conquering, the lovely Rose Princess has become a fiddle without a bow,
while poor Shaggy sits there a cooing dove!"
"Don't worry," replied Quox. "Tititi-Hoochoo knows his business, and I
had my orders from the Great Jinjin himself. Bring the fiddle here and
touch it lightly to my pink ribbon."
Files obeyed and at the moment of contact with the ribbon the Nome King's
charm was broken and the Rose Princess herself stood before them as
sweet and smiling as ever.
The dove, perched on the back of the throne, had seen and heard all this,
so without being told what to do it flew straight to the dragon and
alighted on the ribbon. Next instant Shaggy was himself again and Quox
said to him grumblingly:
"Please get off my left toe, Shaggy Man, and be more particular where you
step."
"I beg your pardon!" replied Shaggy, very glad to resume his natural
form. Then he ran to lift the heavy diamond off Tik-Tok's chest and to
assist the Clockwork Man to his feet.
"Ma-ny thanks!" said Tik-Tok. "Where is the wick-ed King who want-ed to
melt me in a cru-ci-ble?"
"He has gone, and gone for good," answered Polychrome, who had managed to
squeeze into the room beside the dragon and had witnessed the occurrences
with much interest. "But I wonder where Betsy Bobbin and Hank can be, and
if any harm has befallen them."
"We must search the cavern until we find them," declared Shaggy; but when
he went to the door leading to the other caverns he found it shut and
barred.
"I've a pretty strong push in my forehead," said Quox, "and I believe I
can break down that door, even though it's made of solid gold."
"But you are a prisoner, and the chains that hold you are fastened in
some other room, so that we cannot release you," Files said anxiously.
"Oh, never mind that," returned the dragon. "I have remained a prisoner
only because I wished to be one," and with this he stepped forward and
burst the stout chains as easily as if they had been threads.
But when he tried to push in the heavy metal door, even his mighty
strength failed, and after several attempts he gave it up and squatted
himself in a corner to think of a better way.
"I'll o-pen the door," asserted Tik-Tok, and going to the King's big gong
he pounded upon it until the noise was almost deafening.
Kaliko, in the next cavern, was wondering what had happened to Ruggedo
and if he had escaped the eggs and outwitted the dragon. But when he
heard the sound of the gong, which had so often called him into the
King's presence, he decided that Ruggedo had been victorious; so he took
away the bar, threw open the door and entered the royal cavern.
Great was his astonishment to find the King gone and the enchantments
removed from the Princess and Shaggy. But the eggs were also gone and
so Kaliko advanced to the dragon, whom he knew to be Tititi-Hoochoo's
messenger, and bowed humbly before the beast.
"What is your will?" he inquired.
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"Where is Betsy?" demanded the dragon.
"Safe in my own private room," said Kaliko.
"Go and get her!" commanded Quox.
So Kaliko went to Betsy's room and gave three raps upon the door. The
little girl had been asleep, but she heard the raps and opened the door.
"You may come out now," said Kaliko. "The King has fled in disgrace and
your friends are asking for you."
So Betsy and Hank returned with the Royal Chamberlain to the throne
cavern, where she was received with great joy by her friends. They told
her what had happened to Ruggedo and she told them how kind Kaliko had
been to her. Quox did not have much to say until the conversation was
ended, but then he turned to Kaliko and asked:
"Do you suppose you could rule your nomes better than Ruggedo has done?"
"Me?" stammered the Chamberlain, greatly surprised by the question.
"Well, I couldn't be a worse King, I'm sure."
"Would the nomes obey you?" inquired the dragon.
"Of course," said Kaliko. "They like me better than ever they did
Ruggedo."
"Then hereafter you shall be the Metal Monarch, King of the Nomes, and
Tititi-Hoochoo expects you to rule your Kingdom wisely and well," said
Quox.
"Hooray!" cried Betsy; "I'm glad of that. King Kaliko, I salute Your
Majesty and wish you joy in your gloomy old Kingdom!"
"We all wish him joy," said Polychrome; and then the others made haste to
congratulate the new King.
"Will you release my dear brother?" asked Shaggy.
"The Ugly One? Very willingly," replied Kaliko. "I begged Ruggedo long
ago to send him away, but he would not do so. I also offered to help your
brother to escape, but he would not go."
"He's so conscientious!" said Shaggy, highly pleased. "All of our family
have noble natures. But is my dear brother well?" he added anxiously.
"He eats and sleeps very steadily," replied the new King.
"I hope he doesn't work too hard," said Shaggy.
"He doesn't work at all. In fact, there is nothing he can do in these
dominions as well as our nomes, whose numbers are so great that it
worries us to keep them all busy. So your brother has only to amuse
himself."
"Why, it's more like visiting, than being a prisoner," asserted Betsy.
"Not exactly," returned Kaliko. "A prisoner cannot go where or when he
pleases, and is not his own master."
"Where is my brother now?" inquired Shaggy.
"In the Metal Forest."
"Where is that?"
"The Metal Forest is in the Great Domed Cavern, the largest in all our
dominions," replied Kaliko. "It is almost like being out of doors, it
is so big, and Ruggedo made the wonderful forest to amuse himself, as
well as to tire out his hard-working nomes. All the trees are gold and
silver and the ground is strewn with precious stones, so it is a sort of
treasury."
"Let us go there at once and rescue my dear brother," pleaded Shaggy
earnestly.
Kaliko hesitated.
"I don't believe I can find the way," said he. "Ruggedo made three secret
passages to the Metal Forest, but he changes the location of these
passages every week, so that no one can get to the Metal Forest without
his permission. However, if we look sharp, we may be able to discover one
of these secret ways."
"That reminds me to ask what has become of Queen Ann and the Officers of
Oogaboo," said Files.
"I'm sure I can't say," replied Kaliko.
"Do you suppose Ruggedo destroyed them?"
"Oh, no; I'm quite sure he didn't. They fell into the big pit in the
passage, and we put the cover on to keep them there; but when the
executioners went to look for them they had all disappeared from the pit
and we could find no trace of them."
"That's funny," remarked Betsy thoughtfully. "I don't believe Ann knew
any magic, or she'd have worked it before. But to disappear like that
_seems_ like magic; now, doesn't it?"
They agreed that it did, but no one could explain the mystery.
"However," said Shaggy, "they are gone, that is certain, so we cannot
help them or be helped by them. And the important thing just now is to
rescue my dear brother from captivity."
"Why do they call him the Ugly One?" asked Betsy.
"I do not know," confessed Shaggy. "I cannot remember his looks very
well, it is so long since I have seen him; but all of our family are
noted for their handsome faces."
Betsy laughed and Shaggy seemed rather hurt; but Polychrome relieved his
embarrassment by saying softly: "One can be ugly in looks, but lovely in
disposition."
"Our first task," said Shaggy, a little comforted by this remark, "is to
find one of those secret passages to the Metal Forest."
"True," agreed Kaliko. "So I think I will assemble the chief nomes of my
kingdom in this throne room and tell them that I am their new King. Then
I can ask them to assist us in searching for the secret passages."
"That's a good idea," said the dragon, who seemed to be getting sleepy
again.
Kaliko went to the big gong and pounded on it just as Ruggedo used to do;
but no one answered the summons.
"Of course not," said he, jumping up from the throne, where he had seated
himself. "That is my call, and I am still the Royal Chamberlain, and will
be until I appoint another in my place."
So he ran out of the room and found Guph and told him to answer the
summons of the King's gong. Having returned to the royal cavern, Kaliko
first pounded the gong and then sat in the throne, wearing Ruggedo's
discarded ruby crown and holding in his hand the sceptre which Ruggedo
had so often thrown at his head.
When Guph entered he was amazed.
"Better get out of that throne before old Ruggedo comes back," he said
warningly.
"He isn't coming back, and I am now the King of the Nomes, in his stead,"
announced Kaliko.
"All of which is quite true," asserted the dragon, and all of those who
stood around the throne bowed respectfully to the new King.
Seeing this, Guph also bowed, for he was glad to be rid of such a hard
master as Ruggedo. Then Kaliko, in quite a kingly way, informed Guph that
he was appointed the Royal Chamberlain, and promised not to throw the
sceptre at his head unless he deserved it.
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All this being pleasantly arranged, the new Chamberlain went away to tell
the news to all the nomes of the underground Kingdom, every one of whom
would be delighted with the change in Kings.
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CHAPTER 20
Quox Quietly Quits
When the chief nomes assembled before their new King they joyfully
saluted him and promised to obey his commands. But, when Kaliko
questioned them, none knew the way to the Metal Forest, although all had
assisted in its making. So the King instructed them to search carefully
for one of the passages and to bring him the news as soon as they had
found it.
Meantime Quox had managed to back out of the rocky corridor and so regain
the open air and his old station on the mountain-side, and there he lay
upon the rocks, sound asleep, until the next day. The others of the party
were all given as good rooms as the caverns of the nomes afforded, for
King Kaliko felt that he was indebted to them for his promotion and was
anxious to be as hospitable as he could.
Much wonderment had been caused by the absolute disappearance of the
sixteen officers of Oogaboo and their Queen. Not a nome had seen them,
nor were they discovered during the search for the passages leading to
the Metal Forest. Perhaps no one was unhappy over their loss, but all
were curious to know what had become of them.
On the next day, when our friends went to visit the dragon, Quox said to
them: "I must now bid you good-bye, for my mission here is finished and I
must depart for the other side of the world, where I belong."
"Will you go through the Tube again?" asked Betsy.
"To be sure. But it will be a lonely trip this time, with no one to talk
to, and I cannot invite any of you to go with me. Therefore, as soon as I
slide into the hole I shall go to sleep, and when I pop out at the other
end I will wake up at home."
They thanked the dragon for befriending them and wished him a pleasant
journey. Also they sent their thanks to the great Jinjin, whose just
condemnation of Ruggedo had served their interests so well. Then Quox
yawned and stretched himself and ambled over to the Tube, into which he
slid headforemost and disappeared.
They really felt as if they had lost a friend, for the dragon had been
both kind and sociable during their brief acquaintance with him; but they
knew it was his duty to return to his own country. So they went back to
the caverns to renew the search for the hidden passages that led to the
forest, but for three days all efforts to find them proved in vain.
It was Polychrome's custom to go every day to the mountain and watch for
her father, the Rainbow, for she was growing tired with wandering upon
the earth and longed to rejoin her sisters in their sky palaces. And on
the third day, while she sat motionless upon a point of rock, whom should
she see slyly creeping up the mountain but Ruggedo!
The former King looked very forlorn. His clothes were soiled and torn
and he had no sandals upon his feet or hat upon his head. Having left
his crown and sceptre behind when he fled, the old nome no longer seemed
kingly, but more like a beggarman.
Several times had Ruggedo crept up to the mouth of the caverns, only to
find the six eggs still on guard. He knew quite well that he must accept
his fate and become a homeless wanderer, but his chief regret now was
that he had neglected to fill his pockets with gold and jewels. He was
aware that a wanderer with wealth at his command would fare much better
than one who was a pauper, so he still loitered around the caverns
wherein he knew so much treasure was stored, hoping for a chance to fill
his pockets.
That was how he came to recollect the Metal Forest.
"Aha!" said he to himself, "I alone know the way to that Forest, and once
there I can fill my pockets with the finest jewels in all the world."
He glanced at his pockets and was grieved to find them so small. Perhaps
they might be enlarged, so that they would hold more. He knew of a poor
woman who lived in a cottage at the foot of the mountain, so he went to
her and begged her to sew pockets all over his robe, paying her with the
gift of a diamond ring which he had worn upon his finger. The woman was
delighted to possess so valuable a ring and she sewed as many pockets on
Ruggedo's robe as she possibly could.
Then he returned up the mountain and, after gazing cautiously around to
make sure he was not observed, he touched a spring in a rock and it swung
slowly backward, disclosing a broad passageway. This he entered, swinging
the rock in place behind him.
However, Ruggedo had failed to look as carefully as he might have done,
for Polychrome was seated only a little distance off and her clear eyes
marked exactly the manner in which Ruggedo had released the hidden
spring. So she rose and hurried into the cavern, where she told Kaliko
and her friends of her discovery.
"I've no doubt that that is a way to the Metal Forest," exclaimed
Shaggy. "Come, let us follow Ruggedo at once and rescue my poor brother!"
They agreed to this and King Kaliko called together a band of nomes to
assist them by carrying torches to light their way.
"The Metal Forest has a brilliant light of its own," said he, "but the
passage across the valley is likely to be dark."
Polychrome easily found the rock and touched the spring, so in less
than an hour after Ruggedo had entered they were all in the passage and
following swiftly after the former King.
"He means to rob the Forest, I'm sure," said Kaliko; "but he will find
he is no longer of any account in this Kingdom and I will have my nomes
throw him out."
"Then please throw him as hard as you can," said Betsy, "for he deserves
it. I don't mind an honest, out-an'-out enemy, who fights square; but
changing girls into fiddles and ordering 'em put into Slimy Caves is mean
and tricky, and Ruggedo doesn't deserve any sympathy. But you'll have to
let him take as much treasure as he can get in his pockets, Kaliko."
"Yes, the Jinjin said so; but we won't miss it much. There is more
treasure in the Metal Forest than a million nomes could carry in their
pockets."
It was not difficult to walk through this passage, especially when
the torches lighted the way, so they made good progress. But it proved
to be a long distance and Betsy had tired herself with walking and was
seated upon the back of the mule when the passage made a sharp turn and a
wonderful and glorious light burst upon them. The next moment they were
all standing upon the edge of the marvelous Metal Forest.
It lay under another mountain and occupied a great domed cavern, the roof
of which was higher than a church steeple. In this space the industrious
nomes had built, during many years of labor, the most beautiful forest
in the world. The trees--trunks, branches and leaves--were all of solid
gold, while the bushes and underbrush were formed of filigree silver,
virgin pure. The trees towered as high as natural live oaks do and were
of exquisite workmanship.
On the ground were thickly strewn precious gems of every hue and size,
while here and there among the trees were paths pebbled with cut diamonds
of the clearest water. Taken all together, more treasure was gathered in
this Metal Forest than is contained in all the rest of the world--if we
except the land of Oz, where perhaps its value is equalled in the famous
Emerald City.
Our friends were so amazed at the sight that for a while they stood
gazing in silent wonder. Then Shaggy exclaimed:
"My brother! My dear lost brother! Is he indeed a prisoner in this
place?"
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"Yes," replied Kaliko. "The Ugly One has been here for two or three
years, to my positive knowledge."
"But what could he find to eat?" inquired Betsy. "It's an awfully swell
place to live in, but one can't breakfast on rubies and di'monds, or even
gold."
"One doesn't need to, my dear," Kaliko assured her. "The Metal Forest
does not fill all of this great cavern, by any means. Beyond these gold
and silver trees are other trees of the real sort, which bear foods very
nice to eat. Let us walk in that direction, for I am quite sure we will
find Shaggy's brother in that part of the cavern, rather than in this."
So they began to tramp over the diamond-pebbled paths, and at every step
they were more and more bewildered by the wondrous beauty of the golden
trees with their glittering foliage.
Suddenly they heard a scream. Jewels scattered in every direction as some
one hidden among the bushes scampered away before them. Then a loud voice
cried: "Halt!" and there was the sound of a struggle.
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CHAPTER 21
A Bashful Brother
With fast beating hearts they all rushed forward and, beyond a group of
stately metal trees, came full upon a most astonishing scene.
There was Ruggedo in the hands of the officers of Oogaboo, a dozen of
whom were clinging to the old nome and holding him fast in spite of his
efforts to escape. There also was Queen Ann, looking grimly upon the
scene of strife; but when she observed her former companions approaching
she turned away in a shamefaced manner.
For Ann and her officers were indeed a sight to behold. Her Majesty's
clothing, once so rich and gorgeous, was now worn and torn into shreds
by her long crawl through the tunnel, which, by the way, had led her
directly into the Metal Forest. It was, indeed, one of the three secret
passages, and by far the most difficult of the three. Ann had not only
torn her pretty skirt and jacket, but her crown had become bent and
battered and even her shoes were so cut and slashed that they were ready
to fall from her feet.
The officers had fared somewhat worse than their leader, for holes were
worn in the knees of their trousers, while sharp points of rock in the
roof and sides of the tunnel had made rags of every inch of their once
brilliant uniforms. A more tattered and woeful army never came out of
a battle, than these harmless victims of the rocky passage. But it had
seemed their only means of escape from the cruel Nome King; so they had
crawled on, regardless of their sufferings.
When they reached the Metal Forest their eyes beheld more plunder than
they had ever dreamed of; yet they were prisoners in this huge dome
and could not escape with the riches heaped about them. Perhaps a more
unhappy and homesick lot of "conquerors" never existed than this band
from Oogaboo.
After several days of wandering in their marvelous prison they were
frightened by the discovery that Ruggedo had come among them. Rendered
desperate by their sad condition, the officers exhibited courage for the
first time since they left home and, ignorant of the fact that Ruggedo
was no longer King of the nomes, they threw themselves upon him and had
just succeeded in capturing him when their fellow adventurers reached the
spot.
"Goodness gracious!" cried Betsy. "What has happened to you all?"
Ann came forward to greet them, sorrowful and indignant.
"We were obliged to escape from the pit through a small tunnel, which
was lined with sharp and jagged rocks," said she, "and not only was our
clothing torn to rags but our flesh is so bruised and sore that we are
stiff and lame in every joint. To add to our troubles we find we are
still prisoners; but now that we have succeeded in capturing the wicked
Metal Monarch we shall force him to grant us our liberty."
"Ruggedo is no longer Metal Monarch, or King of the nomes," Files
informed her. "He has been deposed and cast out of his kingdom by Quox;
but here is the new King, whose name is Kaliko, and I am pleased to
assure Your Majesty that he is our friend."
"Glad to meet Your Majesty, I'm sure," said Kaliko, bowing as courteously
as if the Queen still wore splendid raiment.
The officers, having heard this explanation, now set Ruggedo free; but,
as he had no place to go, he stood by and faced his former servant, who
was now King in his place, in a humble and pleading manner.
"What are you doing here?" asked Kaliko sternly.
"Why, I was promised as much treasure as I could carry in my pockets,"
replied Ruggedo; "so I came here to get it, not wishing to disturb Your
Majesty."
"You were commanded to leave the country of the nomes forever!" declared
Kaliko.
"I know; and I'll go as soon as I have filled my pockets," said Ruggedo,
meekly.
"Then fill them, and be gone," returned the new King.
Ruggedo obeyed. Stooping down, he began gathering up jewels by the
handful and stuffing them into his many pockets. They were heavy things,
these diamonds and rubies and emeralds and amethysts and the like,
so before long Ruggedo was staggering with the weight he bore, while
the pockets were not yet filled. When he could no longer stoop over
without falling, Betsy and Polychrome and the Rose Princess came to his
assistance, picking up the finest gems and tucking them into his pockets.
At last these were all filled and Ruggedo presented a comical sight, for
surely no man ever before had so many pockets, or any at all filled with
such a choice collection of precious stones. He neglected to thank the
young ladies for their kindness, but gave them a surly nod of farewell
and staggered down the path by the way he had come. They let him depart
in silence, for with all he had taken, the masses of jewels upon the
ground seemed scarcely to have been disturbed, so numerous were they.
Also they hoped they had seen the last of the degraded King.
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"I'm awful glad he's gone," said Betsy, sighing deeply. "If he doesn't
get reckless and spend his wealth foolishly, he's got enough to start a
bank when he gets to Oklahoma."
"But my brother--my dear brother! Where is he?" inquired Shaggy
anxiously. "Have you seen him, Queen Ann?"
"What does your brother look like?" asked the Queen.
Shaggy hesitated to reply, but Betsy said: "He's called the Ugly One.
Perhaps you'll know him by that."
"The only person we have seen in this cavern," said Ann, "has run away
from us whenever we approached him. He hides over yonder, among the trees
that are not gold, and we have never been able to catch sight of his
face. So I cannot tell whether he is ugly or not."
"That must be my dear brother!" exclaimed Shaggy.
"Yes, it must be," assented Kaliko. "No one else inhabits this splendid
dome, so there can be no mistake."
"But why does he hide among those green trees, instead of enjoying all
these glittery golden ones?" asked Betsy.
"Because he finds food among the natural trees," replied Kaliko, "and
I remember that he has built a little house there, to sleep in. As for
these glittery golden trees, I will admit they are very pretty at first
sight. One cannot fail to admire them, as well as the rich jewels
scattered beneath them; but if one has to look at them always, they
become pretty tame."
"I believe that is true," declared Shaggy. "My dear brother is very wise
to prefer real trees to the imitation ones. But come; let us go there and
find him."
Shaggy started for the green grove at once, and the others followed him,
being curious to witness the final rescue of his long-sought, long-lost
brother.
Not far from the edge of the grove they came upon a small hut, cleverly
made of twigs and golden branches woven together. As they approached
the place they caught a glimpse of a form that darted into the hut and
slammed the door tight shut after him.
Shaggy Man ran to the door and cried aloud:
"Brother! Brother!"
"Who calls," demanded a sad, hollow voice from within.
"It is Shaggy--your own loving brother--who has been searching for you a
long time and has now come to rescue you."
"Too late!" replied the gloomy voice. "No one can rescue me now."
"Oh, but you are mistaken about that," said Shaggy. "There is a new King
of the nomes, named Kaliko, in Ruggedo's place, and he has promised you
shall go free."
"Free! I dare not go free!" said the Ugly One, in a voice of despair.
"Why not, Brother?" asked Shaggy, anxiously.
"Do you know what they have done to me?" came the answer through the
closed door.
"No. Tell me, Brother, what have they done?"
"When Ruggedo first captured me I was very handsome. Don't you remember,
Shaggy?"
"Not very well, Brother; you were so young when I left home. But I
remember that mother thought you were beautiful."
"She was right! I am sure she was right," wailed the prisoner. "But
Ruggedo wanted to injure me--to make me ugly in the eyes of all the
world--so he performed a wicked enchantment. I went to bed beautiful--or
you might say handsome--to be very modest I will merely claim that I was
good-looking--and I wakened the next morning the homeliest man in all the
world! I am so repulsive that when I look in a mirror I frighten myself."
"Poor Brother!" said Shaggy softly, and all the others were silent from
sympathy.
"I was so ashamed of my looks," continued the voice of Shaggy's brother,
"that I tried to hide; but the cruel King Ruggedo forced me to appear
before all the legion of nomes, to whom he said: 'Behold the Ugly One!'
But when the nomes saw my face they all fell to laughing and jeering,
which prevented them from working at their tasks. Seeing this, Ruggedo
became angry and pushed me into a tunnel, closing the rock entrance so
that I could not get out. I followed the length of the tunnel until I
reached this huge dome, where the marvelous Metal Forest stands, and here
I have remained ever since."
"Poor Brother!" repeated Shaggy. "But I beg you now to come forth and
face us, who are your friends. None here will laugh or jeer, however
unhandsome you may be."
"No, indeed," they all added pleadingly.
But the Ugly One refused the invitation.
"I cannot," said he; "indeed, I cannot face strangers, ugly as I am."
Shaggy Man turned to the group surrounding him.
"What shall I do?" he asked in sorrowful tones. "I cannot leave my dear
brother here, and he refuses to come out of that house and face us."
"I'll tell you," replied Betsy. "Let him put on a mask."
"The very idea I was seeking!" exclaimed Shaggy joyfully; and then he
called out: "Brother, put a mask over your face, and then none of us can
see what your features are like."
"I have no mask," answered the Ugly One.
"Look here," said Betsy; "he can use my handkerchief." Shaggy looked at
the little square of cloth and shook his head.
"It isn't big enough," he objected; "I'm sure it isn't big enough to hide
a man's face. But he can use mine."
Saying this he took from his pocket his own handkerchief and went to the
door of the hut.
"Here, my Brother," he called, "take this handkerchief and make a mask
of it. I will also pass you my knife, so that you may cut holes for the
eyes, and then you must tie it over your face."
The door slowly opened, just far enough for the Ugly One to thrust out
his hand and take the handkerchief and the knife. Then it closed again.
"Don't forget a hole for your nose," cried Betsy. "You must breathe, you
know."
For a time there was silence. Queen Ann and her army sat down upon the
ground to rest. Betsy sat on Hank's back. Polychrome danced lightly up
and down the jeweled paths while Files and the Princess wandered through
the groves arm in arm. Tik-Tok, who never tired, stood motionless.
By and by a noise sounded from within the hut.
"Are you ready?" asked Shaggy.
"Yes, Brother," came the reply, and the door was thrown open to allow the
Ugly One to step forth.
Betsy might have laughed aloud had she not remembered how sensitive to
ridicule Shaggy's brother was, for the handkerchief with which he had
masked his features was a red one covered with big white polka dots. In
this two holes had been cut--in front of the eyes--while two smaller ones
before the nostrils allowed the man to breathe freely. The cloth was then
tightly drawn over the Ugly One's face and knotted at the back of his
neck.
He was dressed in clothes that had once been good, but now were sadly
worn and frayed. His silk stockings had holes in them, and his shoes were
stub-toed and needed blackening. "But what can you expect," whispered
Betsy, "when the poor man has been a prisoner for so many years?"
Shaggy had darted forward, and embraced his newly found brother with both
his arms. The brother also embraced Shaggy, who then led him forward and
introduced him to all the assembled company.
"This is the new Nome King," he said when he came to Kaliko. "He is our
friend, and has granted you your freedom."
"That is a kindly deed," replied Ugly in a sad voice, "but I dread to
go back to the world in this direful condition. Unless I remain forever
masked, my dreadful face would curdle all the milk and stop all the
clocks."
"Can't the enchantment be broken in some way?" inquired Betsy.
Shaggy looked anxiously at Kaliko, who shook his head.
"I am sure _I_ can't break the enchantment," he said. "Ruggedo was fond
of magic, and learned a good many enchantments that we nomes know nothing
of."
"Perhaps Ruggedo himself might break his own enchantment," suggested Ann;
"but unfortunately we have allowed the old King to escape."
"Never mind, my dear Brother," said Shaggy consolingly; "I am very happy
to have found you again, although I may never see your face. So let us
make the most of this joyful reunion."
The Ugly One was affected to tears by this tender speech, and the tears
began to wet the red handkerchief; so Shaggy gently wiped them away with
his coat sleeve.
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CHAPTER 22
Kindly Kisses
"Won't you be dreadful sorry to leave this lovely place?" Betsy asked the
Ugly One.
"No, indeed," said he. "Jewels and gold are cold and heartless things,
and I am sure I would presently have died of loneliness had I not found
this natural forest at the edge of the artificial one. Anyhow, without
these real trees I should soon have starved to death."
Betsy looked around at the quaint trees.
"I don't just understand that," she admitted. "What could you find to eat
here?"
"The best food in the world," Ugly answered. "Do you see that grove at
your left?" he added, pointing it out; "well, such trees as those do not
grow in your country, or in any other place but this cavern. I have named
them 'Hotel Trees,' because they bear a certain kind of table d'hote fruit
called 'Three-Course Nuts.'"
"That's funny!" said Betsy. "What are the 'Three-Course Nuts' like?"
"Something like cocoanuts, to look at," explained the Ugly One. "All
you have to do is to pick one of them and then sit down and eat your
dinner. You first unscrew the top part and find a cupfull of good soup.
After you've eaten that, you unscrew the middle part and find a hollow
filled with meat and potatoes, vegetables and a fine salad. Eat that,
and unscrew the next section, and you come to the dessert in the bottom
of the nut. That is pie and cake, cheese and crackers, and nuts and
raisins. The Three-Course Nuts are not all exactly alike in flavor or in
contents, but they are all good and in each one may be found a complete
three-course dinner."
"But how about breakfasts?" inquired Betsy.
"Why, there are Breakfast Trees for that, which grow over there at the
right. They bear nuts, like the others, only the nuts contain coffee or
chocolate, instead of soup; oatmeal instead of meat-and-potatoes, and
fruits instead of dessert. Sad as has been my life in this wonderful
prison, I must admit that no one could live more luxuriously in the best
hotel in the world than I have lived here; but I will be glad to get
into the open air again and see the good old sun and the silvery moon and
the soft green grass and the flowers that are kissed by the morning dew.
Ah, how much more lovely are those blessed things than the glitter of
gems or the cold gleam of gold!"
"Of course," said Betsy. "I once knew a little boy who wanted to catch
the measles, because all the little boys in his neighborhood but him had
had 'em, and he was really unhappy 'cause he couldn't catch 'em, try as
he would. So I'm pretty certain that the things we want, and can't have,
are not good for us. Isn't that true, Shaggy?"
"Not always, my dear," he gravely replied. "If we didn't want anything,
we would never get anything, good or bad. I think our longings are
natural, and if we act as nature prompts us we can't go far wrong."
"For my part," said Queen Ann, "I think the world would be a dreary place
without the gold and jewels."
"All things are good in their way," said Shaggy; "but we may have too
much of any good thing. And I have noticed that the value of anything
depends upon how scarce it is, and how difficult it is to obtain."
"Pardon me for interrupting you," said King Kaliko, coming to their side,
"but now that we have rescued Shaggy's brother I would like to return
to my royal cavern. Being the King of the Nomes, it is my duty to look
after my restless subjects and see that they behave themselves."
So they all turned and began walking through the Metal Forest to the
other side of the great domed cave, where they had first entered it.
Shaggy and his brother walked side by side and both seemed rejoiced that
they were together after their long separation. Betsy didn't dare look at
the polka-dot handkerchief, for fear she would laugh aloud; so she walked
behind the two brothers and led Hank by holding fast to his left ear.
When at last they reached the place where the passage led to the outer
world, Queen Ann said, in a hesitating way that was unusual with her:
"I have not conquered this Nome Country, nor do I expect to do so; but
I would like to gather a few of these pretty jewels before I leave this
place."
"Help yourself, ma'am," said King Kaliko, and at once the officers of
the Army took advantage of his royal permission and began filling their
pockets, while Ann tied a lot of diamonds in a big handkerchief.
This accomplished, they all entered the passage, the nomes going first to
light the way with their torches. They had not proceeded far when Betsy
exclaimed:
"Why, there are jewels here, too!"
All eyes were turned upon the ground and they found a regular trail of
jewels strewn along the rock floor.
"This is queer!" said Kaliko, much surprised. "I must send some of my
nomes to gather up these gems and replace them in the Metal Forest, where
they belong. I wonder how they came to be here?"
All the way along the passage they found this trail of jewels, but when
they neared the end the mystery was explained. For there, squatted upon
the floor with his back to the rock wall, sat old Ruggedo, puffing and
blowing as if he was all tired out. Then they realized it was he who had
scattered the jewels, from his many pockets, which one by one had burst
with the weight of their contents as he had stumbled along the passage.
"But I don't mind," said Ruggedo, with a deep sigh. "I now realize that I
could not have carried such a weighty load very far, even had I managed
to escape from this passage with it. The woman who sewed the pockets on
my robe used poor thread, for which I shall thank her."
"Have you any jewels left?" inquired Betsy.
He glanced into some of the remaining pockets.
"A few," said he, "but they will be sufficient to supply my wants, and I
no longer have any desire to be rich. If some of you will kindly help me
to rise, I'll get out of here and leave you, for I know you all despise
me and prefer my room to my company."
Shaggy and Kaliko raised the old King to his feet, when he was confronted
by Shaggy's brother, whom he now noticed for the first time. The queer
and unexpected appearance of the Ugly One so startled Ruggedo that he
gave a wild cry and began to tremble, as if he had seen a ghost.
"Wh--wh--who is this?" he faltered.
"I am that helpless prisoner whom your cruel magic transformed from a
handsome man into an ugly one!" answered Shaggy's brother, in a voice of
stern reproach.
"Really, Ruggedo," said Betsy, "you ought to be ashamed of that mean
trick."
"I am, my dear," admitted Ruggedo, who was now as meek and humble as
formerly he had been cruel and vindictive.
"Then," returned the girl, "you'd better do some more magic and give the
poor man his own face again."
"I wish I could," answered the old King; "but you must remember that
Tititi-Hoochoo has deprived me of all my magic powers. However, I never
took the trouble to learn just how to break the charm I cast over
Shaggy's brother, for I intended he should always remain ugly."
"Every charm," remarked pretty Polychrome, "has its antidote; and, if you
knew this charm of ugliness, Ruggedo, you must have known how to dispel
it."
He shook his head.
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"If I did, I--I've forgotten," he stammered regretfully.
"Try to think!" pleaded Shaggy, anxiously. "_Please_ try to think!"
Ruggedo ruffled his hair with both hands, sighed, slapped his chest,
rubbed his ear, and stared stupidly around the group.
"I've a faint recollection that there _was_ one thing that would break
the charm," said he; "but misfortune has so addled my brain that I can't
remember what it was."
"See here, Ruggedo," said Betsy, sharply, "we've treated you pretty well,
so far, but we won't stand for any nonsense, and if you know what's good
for yourself you'll think of that charm!"
"Why?" he demanded, turning to look wonderingly at the little girl.
"Because it means so much to Shaggy's brother. He's dreadfully ashamed of
himself, the way he is now, and you're to blame for it. Fact is, Ruggedo,
you've done so much wickedness in your life that it won't hurt you to do
a kind act now."
Ruggedo blinked at her, and sighed again, and then tried very hard to
think.
"I seem to remember, dimly," said he, "that a certain kind of a kiss will
break the charm of ugliness."
"What kind of a kiss?"
"What kind? Why, it was--it was--it was either the kiss of a Mortal Maid;
or--or--the kiss of a Mortal Maid who had once been a Fairy; or--or the
kiss of one who is still a Fairy. I can't remember which. But of course
no maid, mortal or fairy, would ever consent to kiss a person so ugly--so
dreadfully, fearfully, terribly ugly--as Shaggy's brother."
"I'm not so sure of that," said Betsy, with admirable courage; "I'm a
Mortal Maid, and if it is _my_ kiss that will break this awful charm,
I--I'll do it!"
"Oh, you really couldn't," protested Ugly. "I would be obliged to remove
my mask, and when you saw my face, nothing could induce you to kiss me,
generous as you are."
"Well, as for that," said the little girl, "I needn't see your face at
all. Here's my plan: You stay in this dark passage, and we'll send away
the nomes with their torches. Then you'll take off the handkerchief, and
I--I'll kiss you."
"This is awfully kind of you, Betsy!" said Shaggy, gratefully.
"Well, it surely won't kill me," she replied; "and, if it makes you and
your brother happy, I'm willing to take some chances."
So Kaliko ordered the torch-bearers to leave the passage, which they
did by going through the rock opening. Queen Ann and her army also went
out; but the others were so interested in Betsy's experiment that they
remained grouped at the mouth of the passageway. When the big rock swung
into place, closing tight the opening, they were left in total darkness.
"Now, then," called Betsy in a cheerful voice, "have you got that
handkerchief off your face, Ugly?"
"Yes," he replied.
"Well, where are you, then?" she asked, reaching out her arms.
"Here," said he.
"You'll have to stoop down, you know."
He found her hands and clasping them in his own stooped until his face
was near to that of the little girl. The others heard a clear, smacking
kiss, and then Betsy exclaimed:
"There! I've done it, and it didn't hurt a bit!"
"Tell me, dear brother; is the charm broken?" asked Shaggy.
"I do not know," was the reply. "It may be, or it may not be. I cannot
tell."
"Has anyone a match?" inquired Betsy.
"I have several," said Shaggy.
"Then let Ruggedo strike one of them and look at your brother's face,
while we all turn our backs. Ruggedo made your brother ugly, so I guess
he can stand the horror of looking at him, if the charm isn't broken."
Agreeing to this, Ruggedo took the match and lighted it. He gave one look
and then blew out the match.
"Ugly as ever!" he said with a shudder. "So it wasn't the kiss of a
Mortal Maid, after all."
"Let me try," proposed the Rose Princess, in her sweet voice. "I am a
Mortal Maid who was once a Fairy. Perhaps my kiss will break the charm."
Files did not wholly approve of this, but he was too generous to
interfere. So the Rose Princess felt her way through the darkness to
Shaggy's brother and kissed him.
Ruggedo struck another match, while they all turned away.
"No," announced the former King; "that didn't break the charm, either.
It must be the kiss of a Fairy that is required--or else my memory has
failed me altogether."
"Polly," said Betsy, pleadingly, "won't _you_ try?"
"Of course I will!" answered Polychrome, with a merry laugh. "I've never
kissed a mortal man in all the thousands of years I have existed, but
I'll do it to please our faithful Shaggy Man, whose unselfish affection
for his ugly brother deserves to be rewarded."
Even as Polychrome was speaking she tripped lightly to the side of the
Ugly One and quickly touched his cheek with her lips.
"Oh, thank you--thank you!" he fervently cried. "I've changed, this
time, I know. I can feel it! I'm different. Shaggy--dear Shaggy--I am
myself again!"
Files, who was near the opening, touched the spring that released the big
rock and it suddenly swung backward and let in a flood of daylight.
Everyone stood motionless, staring hard at Shaggy's brother, who, no
longer masked by the polka-dot handkerchief, met their gaze with a glad
smile.
"Well," said Shaggy Man, breaking the silence at last and drawing a long,
deep breath of satisfaction, "you are no longer the Ugly One, my dear
brother; but, to be entirely frank with you, the face that belongs to you
is no more handsome than it ought to be."
"I think he's rather good looking," remarked Betsy, gazing at the man
critically.
"In comparison with what he was," said King Kaliko, "he is really
beautiful. You, who never beheld his ugliness, may not understand that;
but it was my misfortune to look at the Ugly One many times, and I say
again that, in comparison with what he was, the man is now beautiful."
"All right," returned Betsy, briskly, "we'll take your word for it,
Kaliko. And now let us get out of this tunnel and into the world again."
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CHAPTER 23
Ruggedo Reforms
It did not take them long to regain the royal cavern of the Nome King,
where Kaliko ordered served to them the nicest refreshments the place
afforded.
Ruggedo had come trailing along after the rest of the party and while no
one paid any attention to the old King they did not offer any objection
to his presence or command him to leave them. He looked fearfully to
see if the eggs were still guarding the entrance, but they had now
disappeared; so he crept into the cavern after the others and humbly
squatted down in a corner of the room.
There Betsy discovered him. All of the little girl's companions were
now so happy at the success of Shaggy's quest for his brother, and the
laughter and merriment seemed so general, that Betsy's heart softened
toward the friendless old man who had once been their bitter enemy, and
she carried to him some of the food and drink.
Ruggedo's eyes filled with tears at this unexpected kindness. He took the
child's hand in his own and pressed it gratefully.
"Look here, Kaliko," said Betsy, addressing the new King, "what's the use
of being hard on Ruggedo? All his magic power is gone, so he can't do any
more harm, and I'm sure he's sorry he acted so badly to everybody."
"Are you?" asked Kaliko, looking down at his former master.
"I am," said Ruggedo. "The girl speaks truly. I'm sorry and I'm harmless.
I don't want to wander through the wide world, on top of the ground, for
I'm a nome. No nome can ever be happy any place but underground."
"That being the case," said Kaliko, "I will let you stay here as long as
you behave yourself; but, if you try to act badly again, I shall drive
you out, as Tititi-Hoochoo has commanded, and you'll have to wander."
"Never fear. I'll behave," promised Ruggedo. "It is hard work being a
King, and harder still to be a good King. But now that I am a common nome
I am sure I can lead a blameless life."
They were all pleased to hear this and to know that Ruggedo had really
reformed.
"I hope he'll keep his word," whispered Betsy to Shaggy; "but if he gets
bad again we will be far away from the Nome Kingdom and Kaliko will have
to 'tend to the old nome himself."
Polychrome had been a little restless during the last hour or two. The
lovely Daughter of the Rainbow knew that she had now done all in her
power to assist her earth friends, and so she began to long for her sky
home.
"I think," she said, after listening intently, "that it is beginning to
rain. The Rain King is my uncle, you know, and perhaps he has read my
thoughts and is going to help me. Anyway, I must take a look at the sky
and make sure."
So she jumped up and ran through the passage to the outer entrance, and
they all followed after her and grouped themselves on a ledge of the
mountain-side. Sure enough, dark clouds had filled the sky and a slow,
drizzling rain had set in.
"It can't last for long," said Shaggy, looking upward, "and when it stops
we shall lose the sweet little fairy we have learned to love. Alas," he
continued, after a moment, "the clouds are already breaking in the west,
and--see!--isn't that the Rainbow coming?"
Betsy didn't look at the sky; she looked at Polychrome, whose happy,
smiling face surely foretold the coming of her father to take her to the
Cloud Palaces. A moment later a gleam of sunshine flooded the mountain
and a gorgeous Rainbow appeared.
With a cry of gladness Polychrome sprang upon a point of rock and held
out her arms. Straightway the Rainbow descended until its end was at her
very feet, when with a graceful leap she sprang upon it and was at once
clasped in the arms of her radiant sisters, the Daughters of the Rainbow.
But Polychrome released herself to lean over the edge of the glowing arch
and nod, and smile and throw a dozen kisses to her late comrades.
"Good-bye!" she called, and they all shouted "Good-bye!" in return and
waved their hands to their pretty friend.
Slowly the magnificent bow lifted and melted into the sky, until the eyes
of the earnest watchers saw only fleecy clouds flitting across the blue.
"I'm dreadful sorry to see Polychrome go," said Betsy, who felt like
crying; "but I s'pose she'll be a good deal happier with her sisters in
the sky palaces."
"To be sure," returned Shaggy, nodding gravely. "It's her home, you know,
and those poor wanderers who, like ourselves, have no home, can realize
what that means to her."
"Once," said Betsy, "I, too, had a home. Now, I've only--only--dear old
Hank!"
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She twined her arms around her shaggy friend who was not human, and he
said: "Hee-haw!" in a tone that showed he understood her mood. And the
shaggy friend who was human stroked the child's head tenderly and said:
"You're wrong about that, Betsy dear. I will never desert you."
"Nor I!" exclaimed Shaggy's brother, in earnest tones.
The little girl looked up at them gratefully, and her eyes smiled through
their tears.
"All right," she said. "It's raining again, so let's go back into the
cavern."
Rather soberly, for all loved Polychrome and would miss her, they
reëntered the dominions of the Nome King.
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CHAPTER 24
Dorothy is Delighted
"Well," said Queen Ann, when all were again seated in Kaliko's royal
cavern, "I wonder what we shall do next. If I could find my way back to
Oogaboo I'd take my army home at once, for I'm sick and tired of these
dreadful hardships."
"Don't you want to conquer the world?" asked Betsy.
"No; I've changed my mind about that," admitted the Queen. "The world is
too big for one person to conquer and I was happier with my own people
in Oogaboo. I wish--Oh, how earnestly I wish--that I was back there this
minute!"
"So do I!" yelled every officer in a fervent tone.
Now, it is time for the reader to know that in the far-away Land of Oz
the lovely Ruler, Ozma, had been following the adventures of her Shaggy
Man, and Tik-Tok, and all the others they had met. Day by day Ozma, with
the wonderful Wizard of Oz seated beside her, had gazed upon a Magic
Picture in a radium frame, which occupied one side of the Ruler's cosy
boudoir in the palace of the Emerald City. The singular thing about this
Magic Picture was that it showed whatever scene Ozma wished to see, with
the figures all in motion, just as it was taking place. So Ozma and the
Wizard had watched every action of the adventurers from the time Shaggy
had met shipwrecked Betsy and Hank in the Rose Kingdom, at which time the
Rose Princess, a distant cousin of Ozma, had been exiled by her heartless
subjects.
When Ann and her people so earnestly wished to return to Oogaboo, Ozma
was sorry for them and remembered that Oogaboo was a corner of the Land
of Oz. She turned to her attendant and asked:
"Can not your magic take these unhappy people to their old home, Wizard?"
"It can, Your Highness," replied the little Wizard.
"I think the poor Queen has suffered enough in her misguided effort
to conquer the world," said Ozma, smiling at the absurdity of the
undertaking, "so no doubt she will hereafter be contented in her own
little Kingdom. Please send her there, Wizard, and with her the officers
and Files."
"How about the Rose Princess?" asked the Wizard.
"Send her to Oogaboo with Files," answered Ozma. "They have become such
good friends that I am sure it would make them unhappy to separate them."
"Very well," said the Wizard, and without any fuss or mystery whatever he
performed a magical rite that was simple and effective. Therefore those
seated in the Nome King's cavern were both startled and amazed when all
the people of Oogaboo suddenly disappeared from the room, and with them
the Rose Princess. At first they could not understand it at all; but
presently Shaggy suspected the truth, and believing that Ozma was now
taking an interest in the party he drew from his pocket a tiny instrument
which he placed against his ear.
Ozma, observing this action in her Magic Picture, at once caught up a
similar instrument from a table beside her and held it to her own ear.
The two instruments recorded the same delicate vibrations of sound and
formed a wireless telephone, an invention of the Wizard. Those separated
by any distance were thus enabled to converse together with perfect ease
and without any wire connection.
"Do you hear me, Shaggy Man?" asked Ozma.
"Yes, Your Highness," he replied.
"I have sent the people of Oogaboo back to their own little valley,"
announced the Ruler of Oz; "so do not worry over their disappearance."
"That was very kind of you," said Shaggy. "But Your Highness must permit
me to report that my own mission here is now ended. I have found my lost
brother, and he is now beside me, freed from the enchantment of ugliness
which Ruggedo cast upon him. Tik-Tok has served me and my comrades
faithfully, as you requested him to do, and I hope you will now transport
the Clockwork Man back to your fairyland of Oz."
"I will do that," replied Ozma. "But how about yourself, Shaggy?"
"I have been very happy in Oz," he said, "but my duty to others forces
me to exile myself from that delightful land. I must take care of my
new-found brother, for one thing, and I have a new comrade in a dear
little girl named Betsy Bobbin, who has no home to go to, and no other
friends but me and a small donkey named Hank. I have promised Betsy never
to desert her as long as she needs a friend, and so I must give up the
delights of the Land of Oz forever."
He said this with a sigh of regret, and Ozma made no reply but laid the
tiny instrument on her table, thus cutting off all further communication
with the Shaggy Man. But the lovely Ruler of Oz still watched her magic
picture, with a thoughtful expression upon her face, and the little
Wizard of Oz watched Ozma and smiled softly to himself.
In the cavern of the Nome King Shaggy replaced the wireless telephone in
his pocket and turning to Betsy said in as cheerful a voice as he could
muster:
"Well, little comrade, what shall we do next?"
"I don't know, I'm sure," she answered with a puzzled face. "I'm kind of
sorry our adventures are over, for I enjoyed them, and now that Queen Ann
and her people are gone, and Polychrome is gone, and--dear me!--where's
Tik-Tok, Shaggy?"
"He also has disappeared," said Shaggy, looking around the cavern and
nodding wisely. "By this time he is in Ozma's palace in the Land of Oz,
which is his home."
"Isn't it your home, too?" asked Betsy.
"It used to be, my dear; but now my home is wherever you and my brother
are. We are wanderers, you know, but if we stick together I am sure we
shall have a good time."
"Then," said the girl, "let us get out of this stuffy, underground cavern
and go in search of new adventures. I'm sure it has stopped raining."
"I'm ready," said Shaggy, and then they bade good-bye to King Kaliko, and
thanked him for his assistance, and went out to the mouth of the passage.
The sky was now clear and a brilliant blue in color; the sun shone
brightly and even this rugged, rocky country seemed delightful after
their confinement underground. There were but four of them now--Betsy and
Hank, and Shaggy and his brother--and the little party made their way
down the mountain and followed a faint path that led toward the southwest.
During this time Ozma had been holding a conference with the Wizard, and
later with Tik-Tok, whom the magic of the Wizard had quickly transported
to Ozma's palace. Tik-Tok had only words of praise for Betsy Bobbin,
"who," he said, "is al-most as nice as Dor-o-thy her-self."
"Let us send for Dorothy," said Ozma, and summoning her favorite maid,
who was named Jellia Jamb, she asked her to request Princess Dorothy to
attend her at once. So a few moments later Dorothy entered Ozma's room
and greeted her and the Wizard and Tik-Tok with the same gentle smile and
simple manner that had won for the little girl the love of everyone she
met.
"Did you want to see me, Ozma?" she asked.
"Yes, dear. I am puzzled how to act, and I want your advice."
"I don't b'lieve it's worth much," replied Dorothy, "but I'll do the best
I can. What is it all about, Ozma?"
"You all know," said the girl Ruler, addressing her three friends, "what
a serious thing it is to admit any mortals into this fairyland of Oz. It
is true I have invited several mortals to make their home here, and all
of them have proved true and loyal subjects. Indeed, no one of you three
was a native of Oz. Dorothy and the Wizard came here from the United
States, and Tik-Tok came from the Land of Ev. But of course he is not a
mortal. Shaggy is another American, and he is the cause of all my worry,
for our dear Shaggy will not return here and desert the new friends he
has found in his recent adventures, because he believes they need his
services."
"Shaggy Man was always kind-hearted," remarked Dorothy. "But who are
these new friends he has found?"
"One is his brother, who for many years has been a prisoner of the Nome
King, our old enemy Ruggedo. This brother seems a kindly, honest fellow,
but he has done nothing to entitle him to a home in the Land of Oz."
"Who else?" asked Dorothy.
"I have told you about Betsy Bobbin, the little girl who was
shipwrecked--in much the same way you once were--and has since been
following the Shaggy Man in his search for his lost brother. You remember
her, do you not?"
"Oh, yes!" exclaimed Dorothy. "I've often watched her and Hank in the
Magic Picture, you know. She's a dear little girl, and old Hank is a
darling! Where are they now?"
"Look and see," replied Ozma with a smile at her friend's enthusiasm.
Dorothy turned to the picture, which showed Betsy and Hank, with Shaggy
and his brother, trudging along the rocky paths of a barren country.
"Seems to me," she said, musingly, "that they're a good way from any
place to sleep, or any nice things to eat."
"You are right," said Tik-Tok. "I have been in that coun-try, and it is a
wil-der-ness."
"It is the country of the nomes," explained the Wizard, "who are so
mischievous that no one cares to live near them. I'm afraid Shaggy and
his friends will endure many hardships before they get out of that rocky
place, unless--"
He turned to Ozma and smiled.
"Unless I ask you to transport them all here?" she asked.
"Yes, your Highness."
"Could your magic do that?" inquired Dorothy.
"I think so," said the Wizard.
"Well," said Dorothy, "as far as Betsy and Hank are concerned, I'd like
to have them here in Oz. It would be such fun to have a girl playmate of
my own age, you see. And Hank is such a dear little mule!"
Ozma laughed at the wistful expression in the girl's eyes, and then she
drew Dorothy to her and kissed her.
"Am I not your friend and playmate?" she asked.
Dorothy flushed.
"You know how dearly I love you, Ozma!" she cried. "But you're so busy
ruling all this Land of Oz that we can't always be together."
"I know, dear. My first duty is to my subjects, and I think it would
be a delight to us all to have Betsy with us. There's a pretty suite
of rooms just opposite your own where she can live, and I'll build a
golden stall for Hank in the stable where the Sawhorse lives. Then we'll
introduce the mule to the Cowardly Lion and the Hungry Tiger, and I'm
sure they will soon become firm friends. But I cannot very well admit
Betsy and Hank into Oz unless I also admit Shaggy's brother."
"And, unless you admit Shaggy's brother, you will keep out poor Shaggy,
whom we are all very fond of," said the Wizard.
"Well, why not ad-mit him?" demanded Tik-Tok.
"The Land of Oz is not a refuge for all mortals in distress," explained
Ozma. "I do not wish to be unkind to Shaggy Man, but his brother has no
claim on me."
"The Land of Oz isn't crowded," suggested Dorothy.
"Then you advise me to admit Shaggy's brother?" inquired Ozma.
"Well, we can't afford to lose our Shaggy Man, can we?"
"No, indeed!" returned Ozma. "What do you say, Wizard?"
"I'm getting my magic ready to transport them all."
"And you, Tik-Tok?"
"Shag-gy's broth-er is a good fel-low, and we can't spare Shag-gy."
"So, then, the question is settled," decided Ozma. "Perform your magic,
Wizard!"
He did so, placing a silver plate upon a small standard and pouring
upon the plate a small quantity of pink powder which was contained in a
crystal vial. Then he muttered a rather difficult incantation which the
sorceress Glinda the Good had taught him, and it all ended in a puff of
perfumed smoke from the silver plate. This smoke was so pungent that it
made both Ozma and Dorothy rub their eyes for a moment.
"You must pardon these disagreeable fumes," said the Wizard. "I assure
you the smoke is a very necessary part of my wizardry."
"Look!" cried Dorothy, pointing to the Magic Picture; "they're gone! All
of them are gone."
Indeed, the picture now showed the same rocky landscape as before, but
the three people and the mule had disappeared from it.
"They are gone," said the Wizard, polishing the silver plate and wrapping
it in a fine cloth, "because they are here."
At that moment Jellia Jamb entered the room.
"Your Highness," she said to Ozma, "the Shaggy Man and another man are in
the waiting room and ask to pay their respects to you. Shaggy is crying
like a baby, but he says they are tears of joy."
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"Send them here at once, Jellia!" commanded Ozma.
"Also," continued the maid, "a girl and a small-sized mule have
mysteriously arrived, but they don't seem to know where they are or how
they came here. Shall I send them here, too?"
"Oh, no!" exclaimed Dorothy, eagerly jumping up from her chair; "I'll go
to meet Betsy myself, for she'll feel awful strange in this big palace."
And she ran down the stairs two at a time to greet her new friend, Betsy
Bobbin.
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CHAPTER 25
The Land of Love
"Well, is 'hee-haw' all you are able to say?" inquired the Sawhorse, as
he examined Hank with his knot eyes and slowly wagged the branch that
served him for a tail.
They were in a beautiful stable in the rear of Ozma's palace, where the
wooden Sawhorse--very much alive--lived in a gold-paneled stall, and
where there were rooms for the Cowardly Lion and the Hungry Tiger, which
were filled with soft cushions for them to lie upon and golden troughs
for them to eat from.
Beside the stall of the Sawhorse had been placed another for Hank, the
mule. This was not quite so beautiful as the other, for the Sawhorse
was Ozma's favorite steed; but Hank had a supply of cushions for a bed
(which the Sawhorse did not need because he never slept) and all this
luxury was so strange to the little mule that he could only stand still
and regard his surroundings and his queer companions with wonder and
amazement.
The Cowardly Lion, looking very dignified, was stretched out upon
the marble floor of the stable, eyeing Hank with a calm and critical
gaze, while near by crouched the huge Hungry Tiger, who seemed equally
interested in the new animal that had just arrived. The Sawhorse,
standing stiffly before Hank, repeated his question:
"Is 'hee-haw' all you are able to say?"
Hank moved his ears in an embarrassed manner.
"I have never said anything else, until now," he replied; and then he
began to tremble with fright to hear himself talk.
"I can well understand that," remarked the Lion, wagging his great head
with a swaying motion. "Strange things happen in this Land of Oz, as they
do everywhere else. I believe you came here from the cold, civilized,
outside world, did you not?"
"I did," replied Hank. "One minute I was outside of Oz--and the next
minute I was inside! That was enough to give me a nervous shock, as you
may guess; but to find myself able to talk, as Betsy does, is a marvel
that staggers me."
"That is because you are in the Land of Oz," said the Sawhorse.
"All animals talk, in this favored country, and you must admit it is
more sociable than to bray your dreadful 'hee-haw,' which nobody can
understand."
"Mules understand it very well," declared Hank.
"Oh, indeed! Then there must be other mules in your outside world," said
the Tiger, yawning sleepily.
"There are a great many in America," said Hank. "Are you the only Tiger
in Oz?"
"No," acknowledged the Tiger, "I have many relatives living in the Jungle
Country; but I am the only Tiger living in the Emerald City."
"There are other Lions, too," said the Sawhorse; "but I am the only
horse, of any description, in this favored Land."
"That is why this Land is favored," said the Tiger. "You must understand,
friend Hank, that the Sawhorse puts on airs because he is shod with
plates of gold, and because our beloved Ruler, Ozma of Oz, likes to ride
upon his back."
"Betsy rides upon _my_ back," declared Hank proudly.
"Who is Betsy?"
"The dearest, sweetest girl in all the world!"
The Sawhorse gave an angry snort and stamped his golden feet. The Tiger
crouched and growled. Slowly the great Lion rose to his feet, his mane
bristling.
"Friend Hank," said he, "either you are mistaken in judgment or you are
willfully trying to deceive us. The dearest, sweetest girl in the world
is our Dorothy, and I will fight anyone--animal or human--who dares to
deny it!"
"So will I!" snarled the Tiger, showing two rows of enormous white teeth.
"You are all wrong!" asserted the Sawhorse in a voice of scorn. "No girl
living can compare with my mistress, Ozma of Oz!"
Hank slowly turned around until his heels were toward the others. Then he
said stubbornly:
"I am not mistaken in my statement, nor will I admit there can be a
sweeter girl alive than Betsy Bobbin. If you want to fight, come on--I'm
ready for you!"
While they hesitated, eyeing Hank's heels doubtfully, a merry peal of
laughter startled the animals and turning their heads they beheld three
lovely girls standing just within the richly carved entrance to the
stable. In the center was Ozma, her arms encircling the waists of Dorothy
and Betsy, who stood on either side of her. Ozma was nearly half a head
taller than the two other girls, who were almost of one size. Unobserved,
they had listened to the talk of the animals, which was a very strange
experience indeed to little Betsy Bobbin.
"You foolish beasts!" exclaimed the Ruler of Oz, in a gentle but chiding
tone of voice. "Why should you fight to defend us, who are all three
loving friends and in no sense rivals? Answer me!" she continued, as
they bowed their heads sheepishly.
"I have the right to express my opinion, your Highness," pleaded the Lion.
"And so have the others," replied Ozma. "I am glad you and the Hungry
Tiger love Dorothy best, for she was your first friend and companion.
Also I am pleased that my Sawhorse loves me best, for together we have
endured both joy and sorrow. Hank has proved his faith and loyalty by
defending his own little mistress; and so you are all right in one
way, but wrong in another. Our Land of Oz is a Land of Love, and here
friendship outranks every other quality. Unless you can all be friends,
you cannot retain our love."
They accepted this rebuke very meekly.
"All right," said the Sawhorse, quite cheerfully; "shake hoofs, friend
Mule."
Hank touched his hoof to that of the wooden horse.
"Let us be friends and rub noses," said the Tiger. So Hank modestly
rubbed noses with the big beast.
The Lion merely nodded and said, as he crouched before the mule:
"Any friend of a friend of our beloved Ruler is a friend of the Cowardly
Lion. That seems to cover your case. If ever you need help or advice,
friend Hank, call on me."
"Why, this is as it should be," said Ozma, highly pleased to see them so
fully reconciled. Then she turned to her companions: "Come, my dears, let
us resume our walk."
As they turned away Betsy said wonderingly:
"Do all the animals in Oz talk as we do?"
"Almost all," answered Dorothy. "There's a Yellow Hen here, and she can
talk, and so can her chickens; and there's a Pink Kitten upstairs in my
room who talks very nicely; but I've a little fuzzy black dog, named
Toto, who has been with me in Oz a long time, and he's never said a
single word but 'Bow-wow!'"
"Do you know why?" asked Ozma.
"Why, he's a Kansas dog; so I s'pose he's different from these fairy
animals," replied Dorothy.
"Hank isn't a fairy animal, any more than Toto," said Ozma, "yet as soon
as he came under the spell of our fairyland he found he could talk. It
was the same way with Billina, the Yellow Hen whom you brought here at
one time. The same spell has affected Toto, I assure you; but he's a wise
little dog and while he knows everything that is said to him he prefers
not to talk."
"Goodness me!" exclaimed Dorothy. "I never s'pected Toto was fooling me
all this time." Then she drew a small silver whistle from her pocket and
blew a shrill note upon it. A moment later there was a sound of scurrying
footsteps, and a shaggy black dog came running up the path.
[Illustration]
Dorothy knelt down before him and shaking her finger just above his nose
she said:
"Toto, haven't I always been good to you?"
Toto looked up at her with his bright black eyes and wagged his tail.
"Bow-wow!" he said, and Betsy knew at once that meant yes, as well as
Dorothy and Ozma knew it, for there was no mistaking the tone of Toto's
voice.
"That's a dog answer," said Dorothy. "How would you like it, Toto, if I
said nothing to you but 'bow-wow'?"
Toto's tail was wagging furiously now, but otherwise he was silent.
"Really, Dorothy," said Betsy, "he can talk with his bark and his tail
just as well as we can. Don't you understand such dog language?"
"Of course I do," replied Dorothy. "But Toto's got to be more sociable.
See here, sir!" she continued, addressing the dog, "I've just learned,
for the first time, that you can say words--if you want to. Don't you
want to, Toto?"
"Woof!" said Toto, and that meant "no."
"Not just one word, Toto, to prove you're as good as any other animal in
Oz?"
"Woof!"
"Just one word, Toto--and then you may run away."
He looked at her steadily a moment.
"All right. Here I go!" he said, and darted away as swift as an arrow.
Dorothy clapped her hands in delight, while Betsy and Ozma both laughed
heartily at her pleasure and the success of her experiment. Arm in arm
they sauntered away through the beautiful gardens of the palace, where
magnificent flowers bloomed in abundance and fountains shot their silvery
sprays far into the air. And by and by, as they turned a corner, they
came upon Shaggy Man and his brother, who were seated together upon a
golden bench.
The two arose to bow respectfully as the Ruler of Oz approached them.
"How are you enjoying our Land of Oz?" Ozma asked the stranger.
"I am very happy here, Your Highness," replied Shaggy's brother. "Also
I am very grateful to you for permitting me to live in this delightful
place."
"You must thank Shaggy for that," said Ozma. "Being his brother, I have
made you welcome here."
"When you know Brother better," said Shaggy earnestly, "you will be glad
he has become one of your loyal subjects. I am just getting acquainted
with him myself, and I find much in his character to admire."
Leaving the brothers, Ozma and the girls continued their walk. Presently
Betsy exclaimed:
"Shaggy's brother can't ever be as happy in Oz as _I_ am. Do you
know, Dorothy, I didn't believe any girl could ever have such a good
time--_anywhere_--as I'm having now?"
"I know," answered Dorothy. "I've felt that way myself, lots of times."
"I wish," continued Betsy, dreamily, "that every little girl in the world
could live in the Land of Oz; and every little boy, too!"
Ozma laughed at this.
"It is quite fortunate for us, Betsy, that your wish cannot be granted,"
said she, "for all that army of girls and boys would crowd us so that we
would have to move away."
"Yes," agreed Betsy, after a little thought, "I guess that's true."
[Illustration]
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Transcriber's note:
All illustrations were placed so as to not split paragraphs.
Three presumed typographical errors were corrected:
p. 176, rooks to rocks ("on the rough =rocks=.");
p. 203, any to my ("... get off =my= left toe ...");
and p. 233, comma to question mark ("What could you find
to eat here=?=").
All usage of "every one" and "everyone" were both retained.
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