A journey over land to India

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Title: A journey over land to India

Author: Donald Campbell

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                                   A
                           JOURNEY OVER LAND
                                   TO
                                 INDIA,

                                 PARTLY

             BY A ROUTE NEVER GONE BEFORE BY ANY EUROPEAN,

                 By DONALD CAMPBELL, of Barbreck, Esq.

     WHO FORMERLY COMMANDED A REGIMENT OF CAVALRY IN THE SERVICE OF
                HIS HIGHNESS THE NABOB OF THE CARNATIC.

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                  _IN A SERIES OF LETTERS TO HIS SON._

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                             COMPREHENDING

            HIS SHIPWRECK AND IMPRISONMENT WITH HYDER ALLI,

                                  AND

            HIS SUBSEQUENT NEGOCIATIONS AND TRANSACTIONS IN

                               THE EAST.

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                         —————“HEU QUIBUS ILLE
                         JACTATUS FATIS.”

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                                LONDON,

           PRINTED FOR CULLEN AND COMPANY, NO. 54, PALL-MALL.

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                                 1795.

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                             ADVERTISEMENT.


      The Events related in the following Pages, naturally became a
frequent subject of conversation with my Children and my Friends. They
felt so much satisfaction at the accounts which I gave them, that they
repeatedly urged me to commit the whole to paper; and their affectionate
partiality induced them to suppose, that the Narrative would be, not
only agreeable to them, but interesting to the Public. In complying with
their solicitations, I am far from being confident that the success of
my efforts will justify their hopes: I trust, however, that too much
will not be expected, in regard to literary composition, from a person
whose life has been principally devoted to the duties of a Soldier and
the service of his Country——and that a scrupulous adherence to Truth
will compensate for many blemishes in style and arrangement.


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                               CONTENTS.


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                                PART I.

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                           LETTER I. Page 1.

                             Introductory.

                           LETTER II. Page 5.

 Ridiculous Effects of Ignorance, exemplified in a whimsical Story of two
                             Dublin Aldermen.

                          LETTER III. Page 10.

Author’s Motives for going to India. Melancholy Presentiments. Caution
    against Superstition. Journey to Margate. Packet. Consoled by
    meeting General LOCKHART on board. Lands at Ostend.

                          LETTER IV. Page 15.

Short Account of the Netherlands. Conduct of the Belgians. Ostend
    described. Wonderful Effects of LIBERTY on the Human Mind,
    exemplified in the Defence of Ostend against the Spaniards.

                           LETTER V. Page 20.

Caution against using Houses of Entertainment on the Continent kept by
    Englishmen. Description of the Barques. Arrives at Bruges. Gross Act
    of Despotism in the Emperor. Imprisonment of LA FAYETTE.

                          LETTER VI. Page 27.

Description of Bruges. Reflections on the Rise and Decay of Empires.
    Chief Grandeur of the Cities of Christendom, consisted in Buildings,
    the Works of Monkish Imposture and Sensuality. Superstition a
    powerful Engine.

                          LETTER VII. Page 33.

Opulence of the Bishop of Bruges; Cathedral. Church of Notre Dame.
    Vestments of THOMAS A BECKET. Extraordinary Picture. Monastery of
    the Dunes. The Mortification of that Order. A curious Relic.

                         LETTER VIII. Page 40.

Passage to Ghent. Cheapness of Travelling. Description of Ghent
    Cathedral. Monastery of St. Pierre. CHARITY of the Clergy.

                          LETTER IX. Page 47.

Description of two brazen Images, erected in Commemoration of an
    extraordinary Act of Filial Virtue. Journey from Ghent through Alost
    to Brussels.

                           LETTER X. Page 52.

                  General Review of Austrian Flanders.

                          LETTER XI. Page 58.

Short Description of Brussels. Royal Library. Arsenal. Armour of
    Montezuma. The Enormities committed under the Pretext of
    Christianity, by far greater than those committed by the French in
    the Frenzy of Emancipation.

                          LETTER XII. Page 65.

Brussels continued. Churches, Chapels, Toys, Images and Pictures. A
    Host, or Wafer, which was stabbed by a Jew, and bled profusely. Inns
    excellent and cheap.

                         LETTER XIII. Page 72.

General Remarks on the People of the Netherlands. Account of the Emperor
    JOSEPH the Second. Anecdote of that Monarch. His Inauguration at
    Brussels. Burning of the Town-House. Contrasted Conduct of the
    Belgians to JOSEPH on his Arrival, and after his Departure. The
    detestable Effects of Aristocracy.

                          LETTER XIV. Page 82.

Liege. Constitution of the German Empire. Tolerant Disposition of JOSEPH
    the Second, occasions a Visit from His Holiness the Pope, who
    returns to Rome in Disappointment. Situation of the present Emperor.
    Reflections on the Conduct of Russia and Prussia to Poland.

                          LETTER XV. Page 90.

Luxury of the Bishop of Liege. Reflections on the Inconsistency of the
    Professions and Practice of Churchmen, particularly the _Nolo
    Episcopari_, which Bishops swear at their Instalment. Advantages of
    the Study of the Law in all Countries. Liege, the Paradise of
    Priests. Sir JOHN MANDEVILLE’s Tomb.

                          LETTER XVI. Page 96.

Aix-la-Chapelle. A bit of Earth in a Golden Casket. Consecration of the
    Cathedral, by an Emperor, a Pope, and three hundred and sixty-five
    Bishops. Their valuable Presents to that Church.

                         LETTER XVII. Page 102.

Juliers. Reflections on Religious Persecution. Cologne. Church of St.
    Ursula. Bones of eleven thousand Virgin Martyrs. Church of St.
    Gerion. Nine hundred Heads of Moorish Cavaliers. Reflections on the
    Establishment of Clergy, and the Superiority of that of Scotland.

                        LETTER XVIII. Page 109.

Cologne continued. Strange Ambition of Families to be thought
    Descendants of the Romans. Story of Lord ANSON and a Greek Pilot.
    Bonne. Bridge of Cæsar. Coblentz. Mentz. Frankfort.

                         LETTER XIX. Page 115.

Frankfort described. Golden Bull. Augsburgh. Manufactory of
    Watch-Chains, &c. Happy State of Society arising from the tolerant
    Disposition of the Inhabitants.

                          LETTER XX. Page 121.

  Augsburgh continued. Adventure in the Convent of Carmelites. A good
                                 Friar.

                         LETTER XXI. Page 128.

  Tyrol Country. Story of Genii leading the Emperor MAXIMILIAN astray.
                               Innspruck.

                         LETTER XXII. Page 134.

Tyrolese. Innspruck. Riches of the Franciscan Church there. One Mass in
    it sufficient to deliver a Soul from Purgatory. Hall. Curiosities at
    the Royal Palace of Ombras. Brisen. Valley of Bolsano. Trent.

                        LETTER XXIII. Page 140.

Description of the Bishopric of Trent. Obvious Difference between
    Germany and Italy. Contrast between the Characters of the Germans
    and Italians. Council of Trent. Tower for drowning Adulterers.
    Bassano. Venice.

                         LETTER XXIV. Page 146.

    General Description of Venice, and Reflections on the Venetians.

                         LETTER XXV. Page 154.

Concubinage more systematically countenanced in Venice than London.
    Trieste. Loss of Servant and Interpreter. Sail for Alexandria.
    Zante.

                         LETTER XXVI. Page 160.

Adventure at the Island of Zante. Alexandria. The Plague, and an
    Incursion of the Arabs. Pompey’s Pillar, Cleopatra’s Obelisk, &c.
    Island of Cyprus. Latichea. Aleppo.

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                         LETTER XXVII. Page 1.

                         Description of Aleppo.

                        LETTER XXVIII. Page 10.

       Short Account of the Turkish Constitution and Government.

                         LETTER XXIX. Page 19.

    Account of Turkish Constitution and Government continued. Moral
                        Character of the Turks.

                          LETTER XXX. Page 25.

  Prejudices of Christian Writers, and their Misrepresentations of the
        Turkish Morals and Religion. Vindication of the latter.

                         LETTER XXXI. Page 33.

 Vindication of the Turks continued. Description of a Caravan, Page 40.
       Account of Ceremonies used by Pilgrims at Mecca, Page 48.

                         LETTER XXXII. Page 51.

           Aleppo continued. Frequent Broils in the Streets.

                        LETTER XXXIII. Page 59.

            Aleppo continued. Coffee-houses. Story-tellers.

                         LETTER XXXIV. Page 66.

Aleppo continued. Puppet-shews. Raraghuze, or Punch, his Freedom of
    Speech and Satire.

                         LETTER XXXV. Page 74.

 Disagreeable Adventure, which occasions a sudden Departure from Aleppo.

                         LETTER XXXVI. Page 83.

   A Plan of Travelling settled. Tartar Guide. Departure from Aleppo.

                        LETTER XXXVII. Page 92.

Description of Tartar Guide. His Conduct. Arrival at Diarbeker. Padan
    Aram of Moses. Scripture Ground. Reflections. Description of the
    City of Diarbeker. Whimsical Incident occasioned by Laughing. Oddity
    of the Tartar.

                        LETTER XXXIX. Page 107.

Strange Traits in the Tartar’s Character. Buys Women, ties them up in
    Sacks, and carries them 50 Miles. Reflections on the Slave Trade.
    Apostrophe to the Champion of the oppressed Africans.

                          LETTER XL. Page 115.

Extravagant Conduct of the Tartar, which he afterwards explains
    satisfactorily. Extraordinary Incident and Address of the Tartar, in
    the Case of Santons.

                         LETTER XLI. Page 123.

    Explanation of the Affair by the Santons. Bigotry. Reflections.

                         LETTER XLII. Page 130.

Arrives at Mosul. Description thereof. A Story-teller. A Puppet-shew.
    The Tartar forced to yield to Laughter, which he so much condemned.
    Set out for Bagdad. Callenders—their artful Practices.


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                         LETTER XLIII. Page 1.

Arrives at Bagdad. Whimsical Conduct of the Guide. Character of the
    Turks. Short Account of Bagdad. Effects of Opinion. Ruins of
    Babylon. Leaves Bagdad. Attacked by Robbers on the Tigris.

                         LETTER XLIV. Page 11.

Arrives at Bassora. Account of that City. Leaves it, and arrives at
    Busheer. More Disappointments. Bombay. Goa. Gloomy Presentiments on
    leaving Goa. A Storm.

                          LETTER XLV. Page 19.

                               Shipwreck.

                         LETTER XLVI. Page 25.

                               The same.

                         LETTER XLVII. Page 31.

  Made Prisoner by some of HYDER ALLI’S Troops. Humanity of a Lascar.
                  Hardships. Meets a Friend. Mr. HALL.

                        LETTER XLVIII. Page 38.

 Mr. HALL’s Misery aggravated by the Loss of a Miniature which hung at
             his Bosom. Sent under a Guard up the Country.

                         LETTER XLIX. Page 45.

 Arrives at Hydernagur, the Capital of the Province of Bidanore. Brought
                 before the Jemadar. Committed to Prison.

                           LETTER L. Page 55.

History of HYAT SAHIB. Called upon to enter into the Service of HYDER,
    and offered a Command. Peremptorily refuses. Another Prisoner, a
    Native. Court of Justice. Tortures and Exactions. Mr. HALL declining
    fast.

                          LETTER LI. Page 63.

                      Mr. HALL’s affecting Story.

                          LETTER LII. Page 70.

Pressed to enter into the Service of HYDER ALLI. Refusal. Threatened to
    be hanged. Actually suspended, but let down again. Still persists in
    a Refusal, and determined to undergo any Death rather than enter.
    Projects a Plan to excite a Revolt, and escape.

                         LETTER LIII. Page 77.

 Project to escape defeated. Laid in Irons. Intolerable Hardships. Death
                               of Mr. HALL.

                          LETTER LIV. Page 83.

 Melancholy Situation. Cruelty. Released from Prison. Account of HYDER,
                  and East Indian Politics in general.

                          LETTER LV. Page 88.

                    East Indian Politics continued.

                          LETTER LVI. Page 96.

Account of HYDER, and Indian Politics continued. General MATHEWS’s
    Descent on the Malabar Coast. Mounts the Ghauts. Approaches towards
    Hydernagur. Author’s Delight at getting into the open Air. Delivered
    by an unexpected Encounter from his Guards.

                         LETTER LVII. Page 103.

 Returns to the Fort, and proposes to the Jemadar to give it up to the
                 English. Proceeds to the English Camp.

                        LETTER LVIII. Page 110.

Meeting with General MATHEWS. Returns to the Fort with a Cowl. Delivers
    it to the Jemadar. Leads General MATHEWS into the Fort, and brings
    him into the Presence of the Jemadar. English Flag hoisted.
    Vindication of General MATHEWS from the Charge of Peculation.

                         LETTER LIX. Page 118.

Sets off for Bengal. Cundapore. Unable to proceed. Letter from General
    MATHEWS. Proceeds in an open Boat for Anjengo. Stopped by Sickness
    at Mangalore. Tellicherry. Anjengo. Travancore. Dancing Girls.
    Palamcotah. Madura. Revolt of ISIF CAWN.

                          LETTER LX. Page 132.

 Trichinopoly. Tanjore. Burning of Gentoo Women with the Bodies of their
                          Husbands. Negapatnam.

                         LETTER LXI. Page 149.

  Leaves Negapatnam. Taken by a French Frigate. Horrible Reflections.
    SUFFREIN. Character of TIPPOO SAHIB. Escape. Arrives at Madras.

                         LETTER LXII. Page 149.

Passage to Bengal. Negociation for HYAT SAHIB. Mr. HASTINGS. Sir JOHN
    MACPHERSON. Hear from MACAULEY, Sir JOHN’s Secretary, of the Servant
    I lost at Trieste. Jagranaut Pagoda. Vizagapatnam.

                        LETTER LXIII. Page 167.

Masulipatam. Arrives at Madras. Determines to proceed on HYAT’s Business
    to Bombay. Reaches Palamcotah. Takes sick. Recovering, crawls to
    Anjengo, and thence to Bombay. Resolves to return again to Madras.
    Adventure with a young Lady. Surat. China. Bath. Conclusion.

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                               _ERRATA._

                                PART I.

   P.  L.
   9.  2. For _shroud_, read _shrewd_.
  24.  2. For _le berque_, read _la barque_.
  30.  3. For _conquerous_, read _conquerors_.
  40.  1. For _berque_, read _barque_.
  41. 15. For _berque_, read _barque_.
 138. 18. For _I_, read _It_.
 147. 14. For _prospect_, read _appearance_.
 156. 18. For _Sucz_, read _Suez_.
 162. 15. For _reget_, read _regret_.
 165. 15. For _exporium_, read _emporium_.

                               PART III.

                  P.  L.

                 16. 18. For _snow_, read _storm_.

                 18.  7. For _ports_, read _parts_.

                 21. 10. For _rolling_, read _bailing_.

                 24.  4. After _to_, insert _be_.

                 30.  2. For _I_, read _It_.

                 71. 17. For _conscience_, read
                         _convenience_.

                 90.  3. For _or_, read _for_.

                108. 24. For _one_, read _ten_.

                122.  1. For _shewed_, read _shewn_.

                129. 19. For _Troop_, read _Company_.

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                                   A

                         JOURNEY TO INDIA, &c.




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                                   A

                         JOURNEY TO INDIA, &c.




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                               LETTER I.

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    MY DEAR FREDERICK,


      The tenderness of a fond father’s heart admonishes me, that I
should but poorly requite the affectionate solicitude you have so often
expressed, to become acquainted with the particulars of my journey over
land to India, if I any longer withheld from you an account of that
singular and eventful period of my life. I confess to you, my dear boy,
that often when I have endeavoured to amuse you with the leading
incidents and extraordinary vicissitudes of fortune which chequered the
whole of that series of adventures, and observed the eager attention
with which, young though you were, you listened to the recital, the
tender sensibility you disclosed at some passages, and the earnest
desire you expressed that “I should the whole relate,” I have felt an
almost irresistible impulse to indulge you with an accurate and faithful
narrative, and have more than once sat down at my bureau for the
purpose: but sober and deliberate reflection suggested that it was too
soon, and that, by complying with your desire at such a very early
period of your life, I should but render the great end that I proposed
by it abortive, frustrate the instruction which I meant to convey, and
impress the mere incident on your memory, while the moral deducible from
it must necessarily evaporate, and leave no trace, or rather excite no
idea, in a mind not sufficiently matured for the conception of abstract
principles, or prepared by practice for the deduction of moral
inferences.

I am aware that there are many people, who, contemplating only the
number of your days, would consider my undertaking this arduous task,
and offering it to your reflection, even now, premature: but this is a
subject on which I have so long and so deliberately dwelt, which I have
discussed with so much care, and examined with such impartiality, that I
think I may be acquitted of vanity, though I say I am competent to form
a judgment on it. The result of that judgment is, that I am determined
to indulge you without further delay; and I trust that you will not, on
your part, render it an empty indulgence, but, on the contrary, by
turning every circumstance to its best use, by converting every feeling
which these pages may excite in your heart into matter of serious
reflection, and by making every event (as it happens to deserve) an
example to promote either emulation on the one hand, or circumspection
and caution on the other, justify me in that opinion of you on which I
found this determination.

I remember, that when, at an early age, I entered upon that stage of
classical education at which you are now, at an earlier age, arrived——I
mean, the Æneid——I was not only captivated with the beautiful story of
the Hero, in the second Book, but drew certain inferences from parts of
it, which I shall never forget, and which afterwards served to give a
direction to the growth of my sentiments on occasions of a similar
nature: above all, the filial piety of Æneas made a deep impression on
my mind, and, by imperceptibly exciting an emulation in my bosom,
augmented considerably the natural warmth of my affection and respect
for my father. It is under the recollection of this sensation, and a
firm persuasion that your heart is fully as susceptible of every tender
impression, and your understanding as fit for the reception of useful
history, as mine was then, that I overlook your extreme youth, and write
to you as though you were an adult. If there be a thing on earth of
which I can boast a perfect knowledge, it is my FREDERICK’s heart: it
has been the object of my uninterrupted study almost since it was first
capable of manifesting a sensation; and, if I am not very much mistaken
in it indeed, the lively interest he feels in the occurrences of his
father’s life, is the result, not of idle curiosity, but unbounded
filial affection. Such an amiable motive shall not be disappointed in
its end; and while I discharge the duty of a parent in gratifying it, I
shall be encouraged and sustained under my labours by the sanguine
expectation, that he will derive from my exertions the most solid
advantages in his future progress through life. As those advantages are
expected also to extend to my dear boy JOHN, whose tender years
disqualify him from making the same immediate reflections on the various
subjects as they occur, my FREDERICK will perceive that it becomes his
duty, not only as a good son, but as an affectionate brother, to assist
and enforce them upon his mind, to explain to him the difficulties, and
furnish him with his reasonings and inferences on them, so as that they
may make, as nearly as possible, equal impressions on the heart and
understanding of both.

              “Felix quem faciunt aliena pericula cautum:”

And though few have the felicity to be warned by other men’s misfortunes
or faults, because they seldom make deep impressions on their feelings,
I am convinced that my sufferings and errors, as they will interest my
FREDERICK’s heart, and gratify his curiosity, cannot fail to enlarge his
understanding, and improve his conduct.

                               I am my dear FREDERICK’s, _&c._
                                                                   D. C.




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                               LETTER II.

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      Having, in compliance with your reiterated solicitations,
determined to give you a narrative of my journey to the East Indies, and
the singular turns of fortune which befel me there, I think it
necessary, on reflection, to prepare you still further for the reception
of it, by proposing certain terms to be fulfilled on your part; and as,
in my last, I told you that I expected you, and, with your assistance,
your brother, to turn my relation to a more useful account than the
gratification of mere idle curiosity, by letting the moral deducible
from my errors and misfortunes strike deep and take root in your
mind——so there are other things, which, though not so extremely
important, are too weighty to be neglected; to which I desire to direct
your attention.

I believe you must have already perceived, that the wellbeing of
yourself and your brother is my first——I might, perhaps, without
trespassing much upon truth, say, my only object in life; that, to the
care of your education, and the cultivation of your mind, I exclusively
devote my time and my thoughts; and that, to insure your future
happiness, I would sacrifice every thing I have a right to dispose of,
and risk even life itself. The time, I trust, is not far distant, when
your brother will be as well qualified to understand this as you are
now——when both will feel alike the important duty it enforces on
you——and when your only emulation will be, who shall produce the most
luxuriant harvest to reward the labours I have taken——to reward
yourselves.

In order, therefore, on my part, to give every thing I do a tendency to
the great object of my wishes, and induce you, on your’s, to contribute
your share to it, I shall give you, as I proceed in my narrative, a
topographical description of the various Countries through which I shall
have occasion to conduct you, and, as concisely as may be, an account of
their manners, policy, and municipal institutions, so far as I have been
able to collect them; which I hope will serve to awaken in you a thirst
for those indispensable parts of polite education, Geography and
History. I expect that you will carefully attend to those sciences, and
that you will not suffer yourself, as you read my Letters, to be carried
away by the rapid stream of idle curiosity from incident to incident,
without time or disposition for reflection: you must take excursions, as
you go along, from my Letters to your Geographical Grammar and your
Maps——and, when necessary, call in the aid of your Tutor, in order to
compare my observations with those of others on the same places, and by
those means to acquire as determinate an idea as possible of their local
situation, laws, and comparative advantages, whether of Nature or Art.
You will thus enable yourself hereafter to consider how Society is
influenced, and why some Communities are better directed than others.

Here I must observe to you, that as Geography is a science to which
rational conversation, as supported by Gentlemen of breeding and
education, most frequently refers, the least ignorance of it is
continually liable to detection, and, when detected, subjects a man to
the most mortifying ridicule and contempt.

The ingenious GEORGE ALEXANDER STEEVENS has, in his celebrated Lecture
upon Heads, given a most ludicrous instance of this species of
ignorance, in the character of a Citizen, who, censuring the incapacity
of Ministers, proposes to carry on the War on a new plan of his own. The
plan is, to put the Troops in cork jackets——send them, thus equipped, to
sea——and _land them in the Mediterranean_: When his companion asks him
where that place lies, he calls him _fool_, and informs him that the
Mediterranean is the Capital of Constantinople. Thus, my dear son, has
this satirist ridiculed ignorance in pretenders to education; and thus
will every one be ridiculous who betrays a deficiency in this very
indispensable ingredient in forming the character of a Gentleman. But a
story which I heard from a person of strict veracity, will serve more
strongly to shew you the shame attendant on ignorance of those things
which, from our rank, we are supposed to know; and as the fear of shame
never fails to operate powerfully on a generous mind, I am sure it will
serve to alarm you into industry, and application to your studies.

During the late American War, about that period when the KING of FRANCE
was, so fatally for himself, though perhaps in the end it may prove
fortunate for the interests of Mankind, manifesting an intention to
interfere and join the Americans, a worthy Alderman in Dublin, reading
the newspaper, observed a paragraph, intimating, that in consequence of
British cruisers having stopped some French vessels at sea, and searched
them, France had taken _umbrage_! The sagacious Alderman, more patriotic
than learned, took the alarm, and proceeded, with the paper in his hand,
directly to a brother of the Board, and, with unfeigned sorrow, deplored
the loss his Country had sustained, in having a place of such
consequence as UMBRAGE ravished from it!——desiring, of all things, to be
informed in what part of the world _Umbrage_ lay. To this the other,
after a torrent of invective against Ministers, and condolence with his
afflicted friend, answered that he was utterly unable to tell him, but
that he had often heard it mentioned, and of course conceived it to be a
place of great importance; at the same time proposing that they should
go to a neighbouring Bookseller, who, as he dealt in Books, must
necessarily know every thing, in order to have this gordian knot untied.
They accordingly went; and having propounded the question, “what part of
the globe _Umbrage_ lay in?” the Bookseller took a Gazetteer, and,
having searched it diligently, declared that he could not find it, and
said he was almost sure there was no such place in existence. To this
the two Aldermen, with a contemptuous sneer, answered by triumphantly
reading the paragraph out of the newspaper. The Bookseller, who was a
shrewd fellow, and, like most of his Countrymen, delighted in a jest,
gravely replied, that the Gazetteer being an old edition, he could not
answer for it, but that he supposed _Umbrage_ lay somewhere on the coast
of America. With this the wise Magistrates returned home, partly
satisfied: but what words can express their chagrin when they found
their error——that the unlucky Bookseller had spread the story over the
City——that the newspapers were filled with satirical squibs upon
it——nay, that a caracature print of themselves leading the City-watch to
the _retaking of Umbrage_, was stuck up in every shop——and finally, that
they could scarcely (albeit Aldermen) walk the streets, without having
the populace sneer at them about the _taking_ of _Umbrage_!

Thus, my child, will every one be more or less ridiculous who appears
obviously ignorant of those things which, from the rank he holds in
life, he should be expected to know, or to the knowledge of which vanity
or petulance may tempt him to pretend.

I am sure I need not say more to you on this subject; for I think you
love me too well to disappoint me in the first wish of my heart, and I
believe you have too much manly pride to suffer so degrading a defect as
indolence to expose you hereafter to animadversion or contempt.
Remember, that as nothing in this life, however trivial or worthless, is
to be procured without labour——so, above all others, the weighty and
invaluable treasures of erudition are only to be acquired by exertions
vigorously made and unremittingly continued.

“Quid munus Reipublicæ majus aut melius afferre possumus quam si
juventutem bene erudiamus.”——Thus said the matchless TULLY. If, then,
the education of youth interests so very deeply a State, can it less
powerfully interest him who stands in the two-fold connection of a
Citizen and Parent? It is the lively anxiety of my mind, on this point,
that obliges me to procrastinate the commencement of my narrative to
another Letter, and induces me to entreat that you will, in the mean
time, give this the consideration it deserves, and prepare your mind to
follow its instructions.




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      A variety of unpropitious circumstances gave rise to my journey to
the East Indies, while domestic calamity marked my departure, and, at
the very outset, gave me a foretaste of those miseries which Fate had
reserved to let fall upon me in the sequel. The channels from which I
drew the means of supporting my family in that style which their rank
and connections obliged them to maintain, were clogged by a coincidence
of events as unlucky as unexpected: the War in India had interrupted the
regular remittance of my property from thence: a severe shock which
unbounded generosity and beneficence had given to the affairs of my
father, rendered him incapable of maintaining his usual punctuality in
the payment of the income he had assigned me; and, to crown the whole, I
had been deprived, by death, of two lovely children (your brother and
sister), whom I loved not less than I have since loved you and your
brother.

It was under the pressure of those accumulated afflictions, aggravated
by the goading thought of leaving my family for such a length of time as
must necessarily elapse before I could again see them, that I set out
for India in the month of May, in the year 1781, with a heart
overwhelmed with woe, and too surely predictive of misfortunes.

From the gloomy cave of depression in which my mind was sunk, I looked
forward, to seek, in the future, a gleam of comfort——but in vain: not a
ray appeared——Melancholy had thrown her sombre shadow on the whole. Even
present affliction yielded up a share of my heart to an unaccountable
dismal presentiment of future ill; and the disasters and disappointments
I had passed, were lost and forgotten in ominous forebodings and
instinctive presages of those that were to come.

Of all the weaknesses to which the human mind is subject, superstition
is that against which I would have you guard with the utmost vigilance.
It is the most incurable canker of the mind. Under its unrelenting
dominion, happiness withers, the understanding becomes obscured, and
every principle of joy is blasted. For this reason I wish to account for
those presages, by referring them to their true physical causes, in
order thereby to prevent your young mind from receiving, from what I
have written, any injurious impression, or superstitious idea of
_presentiment_, as it is fashionably denominated.

If the mind of Man be examined, it will be found naturally prone to the
contemplation of the future——its flights from hope to hope, or fear to
fear, leading it insensibly from objects present and in possession, to
those remote and in expectation——from positive good to suppositious
better, or from actual melancholy to imaginary misfortune. In these
cases, the mind never fails to see the prospect in colours derived from
the medium through which it is viewed and exaggerated by the magnifying
power of fancy. Thus my mind, labouring under all the uneasiness I have
described, saw every thing through the gloomy medium of melancholy, and,
looking forward, foreboded nothing but misfortune: accident afterwards
fulfilled those forebodings; but accident, nay, the most trifling change
of circumstances, might possibly have so totally changed the face of my
subsequent progress, that good fortune, instead of misadventure, might
have been my lot, and so all my foreboding been as illusory and fallible
as all such phantoms of the imagination really are. Thus I argue
now——and I am sure I argue truly; but if reason be not timely called in,
and made, as it were, an habitual inmate, it avails but little against
the overbearing force of superstition, who, when she once gets
possession of the mind, holds her seat with unrelenting tenacity, and,
calling in a whole host of horrors, with despair at their head, to her
aid, entrenches herself behind their formidable powers, and bids
defiance to the assaults of reason.

Thus it fared with me——Under the dominion of gloomy presentiment, I left
London; and my journey down to Margate, where I was to take shipping,
was, as SHAKSPEARE emphatically says, “a phantasm, or a hideous
dream——and my little state of Man suffered, as it were, the nature of an
insurrection:”——the chaos within me forbade even the approach of
discriminate reflection; and I found myself on board the Packet, bound
to Ostend, without having a single trace left upon my mind, of the
intermediate stages and incidents, that happened since I had left
London.

It has been observed——and I wish you always to carry it in memory, as
one of the best consolations under affliction——that human sufferings,
like all other things, find their vital principle exhausted, and their
extinction accelerated, by overgrowth; and that, at the moment when Man
thinks himself most miserable, a benignant Providence is preparing
relief, in some form or other, for him. So it, in some sort, happened
with me; for I was fortunate enough to find in the Packet a
fellow-passenger, whose valuable conversation and agreeable manners
beguiled me insensibly of the gloomy contemplation in which I was
absorbed, and afforded my tortured mind a temporary suspension of pain.
This Gentleman was General LOCKHART: he was going to Brussels, to pay
his court to the Emperor JOSEPH the Second, who was then shortly
expected in the Low Countries, in order to go through the ceremonies of
his Inauguration. As Brussels lay in my way, I was flattered with the
hopes of having for a companion a Gentleman at once so pleasing in his
manners and respectable in his character, and was much comforted when I
found him as much disposed as myself to an agreement to travel the whole
of the way thither together. Thus, though far, very far from a state of
ease, I was, when landing at Ostend, at least less miserable than at my
coming on board the Packet.

As this Letter is already spun to a length too great to admit of any
material part of the description I am now to give you of Ostend, and the
Country to which it belongs, I think it better to postpone it to my
next, which I mean to devote entirely to that subject, and thereby avoid
the confusion that arises from mixing two subjects in the same Letter,
or breaking off the thread of one in order to make way for the other.

Adieu, my dear boy!——Forget not your brother JOHN. That you may both be
good and happy, is all the wish now left to, &c.




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      That Country to which I am now to call your attention——I mean, the
Netherlands——is marked by a greater number of political changes, and
harrassed by a more continued train of military operations, than perhaps
any Country in the records of Modern History. It may truly be called the
Cockpit Royal of Europe, on which Tyrants, as ambition, avarice, pride,
caprice, or malignity, prompted them, pitted thousands, and hundreds of
thousands, of their fellow-creatures, to cut each other’s throats about
some point, frivolous as regarding themselves, unimportant to Mankind,
and only tending to gratify a diabolical lust for dominion: Yet, under
all these disadvantages, (such are the natural qualities of this
Country), it has, till lately, been in a tolerably flourishing state;
and would, under good government and proper protection, equal any part
of Europe for richness.

Flanders, Brabant, and the Country now called the United Netherlands,
were in general known by the name of Netherlands, Low Countries, or
Païs-bas, from their situation, as it is supposed, in respect of
Germany. Anciently, they formed a part of Belgic Gaul, of which you may
remember to have read an account in the Commentaries of JULIUS CÆSAR,
who describes the inhabitants as the most valiant of all the Gallic
Nations——“Horum omnium Belgæ sunt fortissimi.” They afterwards were
subject to petty Princes, and made part of the German Empire; and, in
the sixteenth century, became subject to CHARLES the Fifth of the House
of Austria; but, being oppressed beyond endurance by his son, PHILIP the
Second of Spain, (that blind and furious bigot), they openly
revolted——flew to arms to assert their freedom; and, after a struggle as
glorious in effect as virtuous in principle——after performing prodigies
of valour, and exhibiting examples of fortitude, to which none but men
fighting in the Godlike Cause of LIBERTY are competent——led on by the
wisdom and valour of the PRINCE of ORANGE, and assisted by the SOVEREIGN
of GREAT BRITAIN——they at length so far succeeded, that those now called
the United Netherlands, entered into a solemn league, and forced the
gloomy Tyrant to acknowledge their independence. But that part to which
I am now particularly to allude, continued annexed to the House of
Austria. In 1787, they revolted, and made a temporary struggle to
disengage themselves from the dominion of the EMPEROR; but, owing to
some cabals among themselves, and the temperate conduct of that Prince,
they again returned to their allegiance, and were rewarded with a
general amnesty. In 1792, they were over-run by the French Army under
General DUMOURIER——opened their arms to those Republicans, and were
rewarded for it by oppression, tyranny, and injustice. The French,
however, were driven back out of the Country; and, wonderful to relate,
they again received their old Master, the EMPEROR, with strong
demonstrations of joy, and manifested their loyalty and attachment to
him by every expression that abject hypocrisy could suggest.

               “O! how unlike their Belgic Sires of old!”

Here, could I stop with strict justice, I would——But, behold! the French
again came; again they opened their gates to receive them; and again
they were, with tenfold fury and rapacity, pillaged, oppressed, and
insulted; and at the very time I am writing this, the Guillotine is
doing its office——enforcing the payment of the most exorbitant and
enormous contributions, and compelling, it is said, one hundred thousand
of the ill-fated inhabitants to take the field, as soldiers of the
Republic.

Human opinion is so chequered and uncertain, that two very honest men
may in certain cases act in direct contradiction and hostility to each
other, with the very best intentions——He, therefore, must have but a
cold heart, and a contracted understanding, who cannot forgive the man
that acts in such cases erroneously, when he acts from the exact
dictates of his opinion, and upon the principle which he has
conscientiously adopted: but when a whole People are seen whisking about
with every gust of fortune, and making a new principle for every new
point of convenience, we must despise them even when they happen to act
right, and can scarcely afford them so much as pity in their calamities.
The Austrian Netherlands are now in that state; and, without presuming
to say in which of their tergiversations they were right, I will venture
to pronounce that they deserve punishment, and I believe they are in
hands very likely to give them their due.

To return——Ostend is a sea-port of Austrian Flanders, and is situated in
the Liberty of Bruges. It was, at one time, the strongest town in
Flanders: but a double ditch and ramparts, which constituted its
strength, are now destroyed; and in the place where the former stood,
docks, or rather basons, extremely capacious and commodious, are formed,
for the reception of shipping. The ground about the town is very low and
marshy, and cut into a number of fine canals——into some of which, ships
of the largest size may enter——and in one of which, vessels of great
burthen may ride, even close to Bruges. The harbour here is so
fortunately circumstanced, that it was once thought, by Engineers,
entirely secure from a blockade; and its pristine strength can in no way
be so well described, as by a relation of the defence it made in the
four first years of the seventeenth century——though, near the close of
the sixteenth, it was no better than an insignificant fishing town. It
held out against the Spaniards for three years, two months and sixteen
days. Eighty thousand men lost their lives before it, while fifty
thousand were killed or died within. It at last surrendered, but on good
terms; and not for want of men or provisions, but for want of ground to
stand on, which the enemy took from them, at an amazing loss, step by
step, till they had not room left for men to defend it. Three hundred
thousand cannon-balls, of thirty pounds weight each, were fired against
it; and the besieged often filled up the breaches made in their ramparts
with heaps of dead bodies.

Such, my dear boy, are the miracles that men, animated with the
all-subduing spirit of Liberty, can perform——Liberty! that immediate
jewel of the soul——that first moving principle of all the animal
creation——which, with equal power, influences the bird to beat the cage
with its wings, and the lion to tear the bars of his imprisonment——the
infant to spring from the tender confinement of its nurse, and the lean
and shrivelled pantaloon to crawl abroad, and fly the warmth and repose
of his wholesome chamber——Liberty! which, for centuries enthralled by
artifice and fraud, or lulled into a slumber by the witching spirit of
Priest-craft, now rises like a giant refreshed with wine——in its great
efforts for emancipation, destroys and overturns systems——but, when
finding no resistance, and matured by time, will, I sincerely hope, sink
appeased into a generous calm, and become the blessing, the guardian and
protector of Mankind!

It is your good fortune, my dear children, to be born at a time when
Liberty seems to be well understood in your own Country, and is
universally the prevalent passion of men. It is almost needless,
therefore, for me to exhort you to make it the groundwork of your
political morality: but let me remind you to guard, above all, against
the despotism of certain Tyrants, to whom many of the greatest advocates
for Liberty are strangely apt to submit——I mean, your passions. Of all
other Tyrants, they are the most subtle, the most bewitching, the most
overbearing, and, what is worse, the most cruel. Beneath the domination
of other Despots, tranquillity may alleviate the weight of your chains,
and soften oppression; but when once you become the slave of your
passions, your peace is for ever fled, and you live and die in unabating
misery.




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      The pride of the English is remarked all over the globe, even to a
proverb! But pride is a word of such dubious meaning, so undefined in
its sense, and strained to such various imports, that you shall hear it
violently execrated by one, and warmly applauded by another——this
denouncing it as a sin of the first magnitude, and that maintaining it
to be the most vigilant guardian of human virtue. Those differences in
opinion arise not from any defect in the intellects of either, but from
each viewing the subject in that one point in which it first strikes his
eye, or best suits his taste, his feeling, or his prejudices. I have no
doubt, however, but a full consideration of the subject would shew, that
pride, as it is called, is only good or bad as the object from which it
arises is mean or magnificent, culpable or meritorious. That noble pride
which stimulates to extraordinary acts of generosity and magnanimity,
such as, in many instances, has distinguished, above all others, the
Nobility of Spain, exacts the homage and admiration of Mankind: But I
fear very much that our English pride is of another growth, and smells
too rankly of that overstrained commercial spirit which makes the basis
of the present grandeur of Great Britain, but which, in my humble
judgment, raises only to debase her——by slow, subtle degrees, poisons
the national principle, enslaves the once bold spirit of the People,
detracts from their real solid felicity, and, by confounding the idea of
national wealth with that of national prosperity, leads it in rapid
strides to its downfall. In short, we are approaching, I fear, with
daily accelerated steps, to the disposition and sordid habits of the
Dutch, of whom Doctor GOLDSMITH so very pertinently and truly speaks,
when he says,

                “Ev’n Liberty itself is barter’d here!”

Without leading your mind through a maze of disquisition on this
subject, which might fatigue with abstruseness and prolixity, I will
bring you back to the point from which the matter started, and content
myself with remarking, that the pride of the English, speaking of it as
a part of the national character, is the meanest of all pride. The
inflation of bloated, overgrown wealth, an overweening affection for
money, an idolatrous worship of gain, have absolutely confounded the
general intellect, and warped the judgment of the many to that excess,
that, in estimating men or things, they refer always to “what is he
worth?” or, “what will it fetch?” This sordid habit of thinking was
finely hit off by a keen fellow, the native of a neighbouring Kingdom,
who, for many years, carried on business in London, and failed:——Sitting
one day in a coffee-house in the City, where some wealthy Citizens were
discussing a subject not entirely unconnected with cash concerns, one of
them observing him rather attentive to their conversation, turned to
him, and said, “What is your opinion, Sir, of the matter?”—“’s blood,
Sir!” returned he, peevishly, “what opinion can a man have in this
Country, who has not a guinea in his pocket?”

Under the influence of all the various caprices inspired by this unhappy
purse-pride, I am sorry to say our Countrymen do, when they go abroad,
so play the fool, that they are universally flattered and despised,
pillaged and laughed at, by all persons with whom they have any dealing.
In France, Mi Lor Anglois is, or at least was, to have fix times as
great a profusion of every thing as any other person, and pay three
hundred per cent. more for it; and the worst of it was, that a Mi Lor
was found so conducive to their interest, that they would not, if they
could help it, suffer any Englishman to go without a title——nay, would
sometimes, with kindly compulsion, force him to accept of it, whether he
would or not: but if an Englishman be, above all others, the object of
imposition in foreign countries, certainly none pillage him so
unmercifully as his own Countrymen who are settled there. In all the
places through which I have travelled, I have had occasion to remark
(and the remark has been amply verified by every Gentleman I have ever
conversed with on the subject), that the most extravagant houses of
entertainment are those kept by Englishmen. At Ostend, as well as other
places, it was so: therefore, as economy, when it does not trespass upon
the bounds of genteel liberality, is the best security for happiness and
respect, I advise you, whenever you shall have occasion to visit the
Continent, in the first place to avoid all appearance of the purse-proud
ostentation of John Bull; and, in the next place, to avoid all English
houses of entertainment.

It is a singular circumstance, and belongs, I should suppose, peculiarly
to Ostend, that the charity-children of the town are permitted to come
on board the vessels arrived, to beg of the passengers, one day in the
week.

Before I bid adieu to Ostend, I must remark one heavy disadvantage under
which it labours——the want of fresh water; all they use being brought
from Bruges. In going from Ostend to Bruges, a traveller has it in his
choice to go by land, or water——If by land, he gets a good voiture for
about ten shillings of our money; the road is about fourteen or fifteen
miles——If by water (the mode which I adopted, as by far the cheapest and
the pleasantest), he travels in a vessel pretty much resembling our Lord
Mayor’s barge, sometimes called a trackschuyt, but often la barque, or
barke: it is, in truth, fitted up in a style of great neatness, if not
elegance; stored with a large stock of provisions and refreshments of
all kinds, and of superior quality, for the accommodation of the
passengers; and has, particularly, a very handsome private room between
decks, for the company to retire to, in order to drink tea, coffee, &c.
&c. or play at cards. In this comfortable, I might say, delightful
vehicle, as perfectly at ease as lying on a couch in the best room in
London, are passengers drawn by two horses, at the rate of about four
miles an hour, for about ten pence, the same length of way that it would
cost ten shillings to be jumbled in a voiture over a rough paved road.

The country between Ostend and Bruges is very level, and of course
destitute of those charms to a mind of taste, which abound in countries
tossed by the hand of Nature into hill, dale, mountain and valley: the
whole face of it, however, is, or at least then was, in so high a state
of cultivation, and so deeply enriched by the hands of art and industry,
aided by the natural fertility of the soil, that its appearance, though
far from striking or delightful, was by no means unpleasant; and on
approaching the town of Bruges, we passed between two rows of trees,
beautiful, shady, and of lofty size—forming, with the surrounding
objects, a scene, which, if not romantic, was at least picturesque.

In passing through Countries groaning beneath the despotic scourge of
unlimited Monarchy, where subsidies are raised, and taxes laid on _ad
libitum_——where guilty distrust and suspicion, with the eyes of a lynx
and the fangs of a harpy, stand sentinels at every gate, to scrutinize
the harmless passenger, awake him to the clanks of his fetters, and awe
him into compliance, a free-born Briton feels a cold horror creep
through his whole frame: his soul recoils at the gloomily ferocious and
insolently strict examination, with which a sentinel, at the entry of a
town, stops, investigates, demands a passport; and, in short, puts him,
_pro tempore_, in a state of durance, with all its hideous formalities
and appendages, its gates, its bars, its armed ruffians, its formal
professions of laws, and its utter violation of reason and of justice.
Entering the town of Bruges, we were stopped by a sentinel, who, with
all the saucy, swaggering air of authority, of a slave in office,
demanded to know, whether we had any contraband goods? whether we were
in any military capacity? whence we came? and whither we were going?
with a variety of other interrogatories, to my mind equally impertinent
and detestable, but which seemed to make no greater impression on the
good Flemings themselves, than demanding the toll at a turnpike-gate
would make on an English waggoner.

Talking over this subject, since that time, with a Gentleman who is well
acquainted with all those places, he informed me, that in the war
between the Emperor and the States General, some French officers,
travelling through Flanders to join Count MAILLEBOIS, were stopped at
the gate of Bruges, and, by order of the Emperor, sent to his army,
turned into the ranks, and obliged to do duty as common soldiers.—Here,
my dear FREDERICK, was an act, not only despotic in itself, but
aggravated by circumstances of collateral profligacy, of such enormous
magnitude as bids defiance to all power of amplification, and leaves
eloquence hopeless of describing it with greater force than it derives
from a simple narration of the fact: on the one hand, the inroad upon
the just personal rights of the individual; on the other, the rights of
a Nation violated. Some men in England, judging from their own
constitutional security, may disbelieve the fact: but let them consider,
that the Marquis de la FAYETTE, an alien, taken upon neutral ground, is
now, even now, held in illegal, unjust thraldom and persecution——let
them, I say, remember this, and let their incredulity cease.

Bless your stars, my dear boy, that you were born in a Country where
such outrages as these can never be perpetrated by any, and will never
be approved of _but by a few_.




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      In my last, I carried you past a ferocious, impertinent sentinel,
into the town of Bruges; and now, having got you there, I must
endeavour, from the loose materials I have been able to collect, to give
you a short description of it.

I had heard much of Bruges, its grandeur and its opulence; you will
guess my surprise then, when, on entering it, I found nothing but an
old-fashioned, ill-built, irregular town; the streets, in general,
narrow and dirty, and most of the houses strongly expressive of poverty
and squalid wretchedness: yet this was anciently a most flourishing
city. Did the difference between the town at this time, and its state as
it is represented of old, consist only in its external appearance, we
might readily account for that, in the great improvements made by the
Moderns in the art of house-building; but its present inferiority goes
deeper, and is the result of departed commerce——commerce, that
fluctuating will-with-a-wisp, that leads States in hot pursuit after it,
to entrap them ultimately into mires and precipices, and which, when
caught, stays till it extinguishes the spirit of Freedom in a Nation,
refines its People into feeble slaves, and there leaves them to poverty
and contempt.

Perhaps there is no subject that affords an ampler field for a
speculative mind to expatiate upon, than the various, and, I may say,
incongruous revolutions which have chequered the progress of human
society from the first records of History down to the present time. It
is indeed a speculation which not only tends to improve the
understanding, by calling in experience to correct the illusions of
theory, but is highly instructive in a moral point of view, by pointing
out the instability of the very best strictures of human wisdom, and
teaching us how little reliance is to be placed upon human casualties,
or earthly contingencies. Look to Greece, once, the fountain-head of
Arts, Eloquence, and Learning, and the mother of Freedom——her Poets, her
Legislators, her Soldiers, and her Patriots, even to this day considered
the brightest examples of earthly glory!——see her now sunk in slavery,
ignorance, sloth, and imbecillity, below any petty Nation of Europe.
Look to Rome—in her turn, the queen of Arms and Arts, the land of
Liberty, the nurse of Heroes—the stage on which inflexible Patriots,
accomplished Philosophers, and a free People, acted for centuries a
drama that elevated Man almost above his nature!——see her now reduced to
the last stage of contemptibility——even below it, to ridicule and
laughter——swayed by the most contemptible imposture, and sunk into the
most despicable enslavement, both of person and opinion——the offices of
her glorious Senate performed by a kind of heteroclite being, an
hermaphroditical imposter, who, deducing his right from the very dregs
and offscourings of superstition and fanaticism, and aided by a set of
disciples worthy of such a master, rules the People, not with the
terrors of the Tarpeian rock, nor yet with that which to a Roman bosom
was more terrible, banishment——but with the horrors of _eternal
damnation_!——see her valiant, vigorous Soldiery converted into a band of
feeble fidlers and music-masters, and the clangor of her arms into
shrill concerts of squeaking castratoes; those places where her CICERO
poured forth eloquence divine, and pointed out the paths that led to
true morality——where her BRUTUS and her CATO marshalled the forces of
Freedom, and raised the arm of Justice against Tyrants, over-run by a
knavish host of ignorant, beggarly, bald-pated Friars, vomiting, to a
crowd of gaping bigots, torrents of fanatical bombast, of miracles never
performed, of Gods made of wood or copper, and of Saints, that, like
themselves, lived by imposture and deception!——see her triumphs and
military trophies changed into processions of Priests singing psalms
round wafers and wooden crucifixes; and that code of Philosophy and
Religion, which operated so effectually upon the morals of her People
that there was none among them found so desperate or so base as to break
an oath, exchanged for the Roman Catholic branch of the Christian
Faith——for dispensations for incest, indulgences for murder, fines for
fornication, and an exclusive patent for adultery in their priesthood.
Then look to England!——see her, who once stooped beneath the yoke of
Rome, whose Chief, CARACTACUS, was carried there in chains to grace his
conquerors triumphs, while herself was made the meanest of the Roman
Provinces, now holding the balance of the world, the unrivalled mistress
of Arms, Arts, Commerce——every thing.

It was in this irresistible mutation of things, that Bruges sunk from
the high state of a most flourishing city, where there are still (unless
the French have destroyed them) to be seen the remains of seventeen
palaces, anciently the residences of Consuls of different Nations, each
of which had distinct houses, magnificently built and furnished, with
warehouses for their merchandises: and such was the power and wealth of
the Citizens in those days, that it is an indubitable fact, they kept
their Sovereign, the Archduke MAXIMILIAN, prisoner, affronted his
servants, and abused his officers; nor would they release him until he
took an oath to preserve inviolate the laws of the State. Even so late
as the time I was there, Bruges had some trade——indeed as good a foreign
trade as most cities in Flanders. The people seemed cheerful and happy,
and the markets were tolerably supplied.

Several fine canals run in a variety of directions from Bruges: by one
of them, boats can go, in the course of a summer’s day, to Ostend,
Nieuport, Furnes, and Dunkirk; and vessels of four hundred tuns can
float in the bason of this town. Another canal leads to Ghent, another
to Damme, and another to Sluys. The water of those canals is stagnant,
without the least motion; yet they can, in half an hour, be all emptied,
and fresh water brought in, by means of their well-contrived sluices.
This water, however, is never used for drinking, or even for culinary
purposes; a better sort being conveyed through the town by pipes from
the two rivers Lys and Scheldt, as in London; for which, as there, every
house pays a certain tax.

Although the trade of this city has, like that of all the Low Countries,
been gradually declining, and daily sucked into the vortices of British
and Dutch commerce, there were, till the French entered it, many rich
Merchants there, who met every day at noon in the great market-place, to
communicate and transact business, which was chiefly done in the Flemish
language, hardly any one in it speaking French; a circumstance that by
this time is much altered——for they have been already made, if not to
speak French, at least to sing _Ca-ira_, and dance to the tune of it
too, to some purpose.

The once-famed grandeur of this city consisted chiefly, like that of all
grand places in the dark periods of Popery, of the gloomy piles, the
ostentatious frippery and unwieldy masses of wealth, accumulated by a
long series of Monkish imposture——of Gothic structures, of enormous size
and sable aspect, filled with dreary cells, calculated to strike the
souls of the ignorant and enthusiastic with holy horror, to inspire awe
of the places, and veneration for the persons who dared to inhabit them,
and, by enfeebling the reason with the mixed operations of horror,
wonder and reverence, to fit the credulous for the reception of every
imposition, however gross in conception, or bungled in execution. Those
are the things which constituted the greatness and splendor of the
cities of Ancient Christendom; to those has the sturdiest human vigour
and intellect been forced to bend the knees: they were built to endure
the outrages of time; and will stand, I am sure, long, long after their
power shall have been annihilated.

What a powerful engine has superstition been, in the cunning management
of Priests! How lamentable it is to think, that not only all who
believed, but all who had good sense enough not to believe, should, for
so many centuries, have been kept in prostrate submission to the will
and dominion of an old man in Rome!——My blushes for the folly and
supineness of Mankind, however, are lost in a warm glow of transport at
the present irradiation of the human mind; and though I can scarcely
think with patience of that glorious, Godlike being, HENRY the Second of
England, being obliged by the Pope to lash himself naked at the tomb of
that saucy, wicked Priest, THOMAS A BECKET, I felicitate myself with the
reflection, that the Pope is now the most contemptible Sovereign in
Europe, and that the Papal authority, which was once the terror and the
scourge of the earth, is now not only not recognised, but seldom thought
of, and, when thought of, only serves to excite laughter or disgust.




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      The town of Bruges, although the streets be, as I have already
described them, so mean, narrow, dirty and irregular in general,
contains, nevertheless, some few streets that are tolerable, and a few
squares also that are far from contemptible.——I should think it,
nevertheless, not worth another letter of description, were it not that
the Churches, and Church-curiosities, demand our attention; for you will
observe, that in all rich Popish Countries, every Church is a holy
toy-shop, or rather a museum, where pictures, statues, gold cups, silver
candlesticks, diamond crucifixes, and gods, of various sorts and
dimensions, are hoarded up, in honour of the Supreme Being. This city
having been for centuries the See of a Bishop, who is Suffragan to the
Archbishop of Mechlin, and at the same time Hereditary Chancellor of
Flanders, it is not to be wondered at, if ecclesiastical industry should
have amassed some of those little trinkets which constitute the chief or
only value of their Church. The mitre of this place conveys to the head
that wears it a diocese containing six cities, from the names of which
you will be able to form some small judgment of the opulence of one poor
son of abstinence and mortification.——Those cities are, in the first
place, Bruges itself, then Ostend, Sluys, Damme, Middleburgh in
Flanders, and Oudenberch——not to mention one hundred and thirty-three
boroughs and villages; and if you could compute the number of inferior
Clergy with which the streets and highways are filled, you would be
thunder-struck. There, and in all those Popish Countries, they may be
seen, with grotesque habits and bald pates, buzzing up and down like
bees, in swarms, (a precious hive!)——and, with the most vehement
protestations of voluntary poverty in their mouths, and eyes uplifted to
Heaven, scrambling for the good things of the earth with the eagerness
of a pack of hounds, and the rapacity of a whole roll of lawyers! With
loaded thighs (I might say, loaded arms too, for they have large pockets
even in their sleeves, for the concealment of moveables), they return to
the great hive, where, contrary to the law of bees, the drone lives in
idle state, and he plunders them: contrary, too, to the habits of those
useful insects, they banish the queen-bee, and suffer no female to
approach their cells, but keep them in contiguous hives, where, under
cover of the night, they visit them, and fulfil in private that which
they deny in public——the great command of Providence.

The first building in nominal rank, though by no means the first in
value, is the great Cathedral, which has at least bulk, antiquity and
gloominess enough to recommend it to the Faithful. It is by no means
unfurnished within, though not in so remarkable a manner as to induce me
to fill a Letter with it. In a word, it is an old Popish Cathedral, and
cannot be supposed wanting in wealth: at the time I write, it has been
standing no less a time than nine hundred and twenty-nine years, having
been built in the year 865.

The next that occurs to me, as worthy of notice, is the Church of Notre
Dame, or that dedicated to _our Lady_ the Virgin MARY. This is really a
beautiful structure of the kind——indeed magnificent. Its steeple is
beyond conception stupendous, being so very high as to be seen at sea
off Ostend, although it is not elevated in the smallest degree by any
rise in the ground; for, so very flat is the whole intermediate country,
that I believe it would puzzle a skilful leveller to find two feet
elevation from high-water-mark at Ostend up to this city. The contents
of this Church are correspondent to its external appearance——being
enriched and beautified with a vast variety of sacerdotal trinkets, and
fine tombs and monuments. As to the former, the vestments of that same
THOMAS A BECKET whom I mentioned in my last, make a part of the
curiosities deposited in this Church: this furious and inflexible
impostor was Archbishop of Canterbury; and his struggles to enslave both
the King and People of England, and make them tributary to the Pope,
have canonized him, and obtained the very honourable depot I mention for
his vestments. To do justice, however, to the spirit and sagacity of the
Holy Fathers who have so long taken the pains to preserve them, it must
be commemorated, that they are, or at least were set with diamonds, and
other precious stones! Probably, among the many Priests who have, in so
many centuries, had the custody of those divine relics, some one, more
sagacious than the rest, might conceive, that, to lie in a Church, and
be seen by the all-believing eyes of the Faithful, a little coloured
glass was just as good as any precious stone, and wisely have converted
the originals to some better purpose. If so, it will be some consolation
to Holy Mother Church to reflect, that she has bilked the
_Sans-culottes_, who certainly have got possession of Saint THOMAS A
BECKET’S sacerdotal petticoats; and, if they have been sound enough to
stand the cutting, have, by this time, converted them into comfortable
campaigning breeches. O monstrous! wicked! abominable!——that the Royal
MARY, sister to the great Emperor CHARLES the Fifth, should, so long ago
as the Reformation, have bought at an immense price, and deposited in
the treasury of the Church of _our Lady_ the blessed Virgin MARY, the
vestments of a Saint, only to make breeches, in the year 1794, for a
French soldier! The time has been, that the bare suggestion of such
sacrilege would have turned the brain of half the people of Christendom:
but those things are now better managed.

Of the tombs in this Church, I shall only mention two, as distinguished
from the rest by their costliness, magnificence and antiquity. They are
made of copper, well guilt. One of them is the tomb of MARY, heiress to
the Ducal House of Burgundy; and the other, that of CHARLES (commonly
called _the Hardy_), Duke of Burgundy, her father.

In Bruges there were four great Abbeys, and an amazing number of
Convents and Nunneries. The buildings, I presume, yet stand; but there
is little doubt that their contents, of every kind, have been, before
this, put _in requisition_, and each part of them, of course, applied to
its natural use.

The Church once belonging to the Jesuits, is built in a noble style of
architecture: and that of the Dominicans has not only its external
merits, but its internal value; for, besides the usual super-abundance
of rich chalices, &c. it possesses some very great curiosities——

As, first, a very curious, highly wrought pulpit——beautiful in itself,
but remarkable for the top being supported by wood, cut out, in the most
natural, deceptive manner, in the form of ropes, and which beguile the
spectator the more into a belief of its reality, because it answers the
purposes of ropes.

Secondly, a picture——and so extraordinary a picture! Before I describe
it, I must apprise you that your faith must be almost as great as that
of a Spanish Christian to believe me——to believe that the human
intellect ever sunk so low as, in the first instance, to conceive, and,
in the next, to harbour and admire, such a piece. But I mistake——it has
its merit; it is a curiosity——the Demon of Satire himself could not wish
for a greater.

This picture, then, is the representation of a Marriage!——but of whom?
why, truly, of JESUS CHRIST with Saint CATHARINE of Sienna. Observe the
congruity——Saint CATHARINE of Sienna lived many centuries after the
translation of JESUS CHRIST to Heaven, where he is to sit, you know,
till he comes to judge the quick and the dead!——But who marries them? In
truth, Saint DOMINIC, the patron of this Church! The Virgin MARY joins
their hands——that is not amiss——But, to crown the whole, King DAVID
himself, who died so long before CHRIST was born, plays the harp at the
wedding!

My dear FREDERICK, I shall take it as no small instance of your dutiful
opinion of me to believe, that such a picture existed, and made part of
the holy paraphernalia of a Temple consecrated to the worship of the
Divinity: but I assure you it is a fact; and as I have never given you
reason to suspect my veracity, I expect you to believe me in this
instance, improbable though it seems: for such a farrago of absurdities,
such a jumble of incongruities, impossibilities, bulls and anachronisms,
never yet were compressed, by the human imagination, into the same
narrow compass.

I protract this Letter beyond my usual length, on purpose to conclude my
account of Bruges, and get once more upon the road.

The Monastery of the Carthusians, another Order of Friars, is of amazing
size, covering an extent of ground not much less than a mile in
circumference. The Carmelites, another Order, have a Church here, in
which there is raised a beautiful monument, to the memory of HENRY
JERMYN, Lord Dover, a Peer of England——But the Monastery called the
Dunes, a sect of the Order of Saint BARNARD, is by far the noblest in
the whole city: the cloisters and gardens are capacious and handsome;
the apartment of the Abbot is magnificent and stately, and those of the
Monks themselves unusually neat. Those poor mortified penitents,
secluded from the pomps, the vanities and enjoyments of life, and their
thoughts, no doubt, resting alone on hereafter, keep, nevertheless, a
sumptuous table, spread with every luxury of the season——have their
country-seats, where they go a-hunting, or to refresh themselves, and
actually keep their own coaches.

Among the Nunneries there are two English: one of Augustinian Nuns, who
are all ladies of quality, and who entertain strangers at the grate with
sweetmeats and wine; the other, called the Pelicans, is of a very strict
Order, and wear a coarse dress.

To conclude——In the Chapel of Saint BASIL is said to be kept, in perfect
preservation, the blood which JOSEPH of Aremethea wiped off with a
sponge from the dead body of CHRIST. _Finis coronat opus._

I fancy you have, by this time, had as much of miracles as you can well
digest: I therefore leave you to reflect upon them, and improve.




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      As I was going to the barque, at Bruges, to take my departure for
Ghent, the next town in my route, I was surprised to see a number of
officious, busy, poor fellows, crowding round my effects, and seizing
them——some my trunk, some my portmanteau, &c. I believe two or three to
each: but my astonishment partly subsided when I was told that they were
porters, who plied on the canal, and about the city, for subsistence,
and only came to have the _honour_ of carrying my baggage down to the
vessel. Noting their eagerness, I could not help smiling. I know there
are those, and I have heard of such, who would bluster at them: but my
mirth at the bustling importance which the poor fellows affected, soon
sunk into serious concern; I said within myself, “Alas, how hard must be
your lot indeed!” and my imagination was in an instant back again in
London, where a porter often makes you pay for a job, not in money only,
but in patience also, and where the surliness of independence scowls
upon his brow as he does your work. Every one of my men demanded a
remuneration for his labour: one man could have easily done the work of
five——-but I resolved not to send them away discontented: he is but a
sordid churl that would; and I paid them to their full satisfaction.
Here, my dear FREDERICK, let me offer you (since it occurs) my parental
advice on this point——from the practice of which you will gain more
solid felicity than you can possibly be aware of now: never weigh
scrupulously the value of the work of the Poor; rather exceed than fall
short of rewarding it: it is a very, very small thing, that will put
them in good humour with you and with themselves, and relax the hard
furrows of labour into the soft smile of gratitude——a smile which, to a
heart of sensibility such as your’s, will, of itself, ten-thousand-fold
repay you, even though the frequent practice of it should abridge you of
a few of those things called pleasures, or detract a little from the
weight of your purse.

Being again seated in my barque, I set off for Ghent, a city lying at a
distance of twenty-four miles from Bruges. I must here remark to you,
that the company one meets in those vessels is not always of the first
rank; it is generally of a mixed, motley kind: but to a man who carries
along with him, through his travels, a love for his fellow-creatures,
and a desire to see men, and their customs and manners, it is both
pleasant and eligible——at least I thought it so, and enjoyed it. There
were those amongst us who spoke rather loftily on that subject: I said
nothing; but it brought to my mind a reflection I have often had
occasion to concur in, viz. that a fastidious usurpation of dignity
(happily denominated _stateliness_) is the never-failing mark of an
upstart or a blockhead. The man of true dignity, self-erect and strong,
needs not have recourse, for support, to the comparative wretchedness of
his fellow-creature, or plume himself upon spurious superiority. You
will understand me, however! When I say, “the man of true dignity,” I am
far, very far, from meaning a lord, a squire, a banker, or a general
officer——I mean a man of intrinsic worth——homo emunctæ naris——one who,
in every station into which chance may throw him, feels firm in the
consciousness of right——who can see and cherish merit, though enveloped
and concealed behind a shabby suit of clothes——and who scorns the
blown-up fool of fortune, that, without sense or sentiment, without
virtue, wisdom or courage, presumes to call himself great, merely
because he possesses a few acres of earth which he had neither the
industry nor merit to earn, or because his great-great-great-grandfather
purchased a title by perfidy to his Country, the plunder of his
fellow-citizens, or the slaughter of mankind.

Although the face of that part of the Country through which we are now
passing, like that of the preceding stage from Ostend to Bruges, wants
diversity, it has its charms, and would be particularly delightful in
the eye of an English farmer; for it is covered with the thickest
verdure on each side of the canal, and the banks are decorated all along
by rows of stately trees, while the fields in the back ground are
cultivated to the highest degree of perfection, and bear the aspect of
producing the most abundant harvest.

You will be able to form a judgment of the trifling expence of
travelling in this Country, from my expences in this stage of
twenty-four miles. I had an excellent dinner for about fifteen pence of
our money; my passage cost me but sixteen more, amounting in all to two
shillings and seven pence: compare that with travelling in England,
where one cannot rise up from an indifferent dinner, in an Inn, under
five shillings at the least, and you must be astonished at the
disproportion.

Ghent is the capital of Flanders, and is to be reckoned among the
largest cities of Europe, as it covers a space of ground of not less
than seven miles in circumference; but there is not above one half of
that occupied with buildings, the greater part being thrown into fields,
gardens, orchards, and pleasure-grounds. Situated on four navigable
rivers, and intersected into no fewer than twenty-six islands by a
number of canals, which afford an easy, cheap and expeditious carriage
for weighty merchandise, it may be considered, in point of local
advantages for commerce, superior to most cities in Europe; while those
islands are again united by about a hundred bridges, some great and some
small, which contribute much to the beauty of the city.

To a man accustomed to mould his thoughts by what he sees in Great
Britain, the strong fortifications that surround almost all towns on the
Continent convey the most disagreeable sensations——reminding him of the
first misery of Mankind, War!——denoting, alas! too truly, the
disposition of Man to violate the rights of his fellow-creatures, and
manifesting the tyrannous abuse of power. On me, though trained and
accustomed to military habits, this “dreadful note of preparation” had
an unpleasing effect; for, though born, bred and habituated to the life
of the Soldier, I find the feelings of the Citizen and the Man claim a
paramount right to my heart.

Ghent was once extremely well fortified, and calculated, by nature as
well as by art, to repel encroachment. It had a very strong castle,
walls and ditches; and now, though not otherwise strong, the country
may, by shutting up the sluices, be, for above a mile round, laid in a
very short time under water. It was formerly so populous and powerful,
that it declared war more than once against its Sovereign, and raised
amazing armies. In the year 1587, it suffered dreadfully from all the
ravages of famine, under which a number not less than three thousand of
its inhabitants perished in one week.

This town is distinguished by the nativity of two celebrated characters:
one was the famous JOHN of Gaunt, son of King EDWARD the Third of
England; the other, the Emperor CHARLES the Fifth, who was born there in
the year 1500.

It was in this city that the Confederation of the States, well known
under the title of the Pacification of Ghent, which united the Provinces
in the most lasting union of interest and laws, was held: this union was
chiefly owing to the vigorous, unremitted efforts of WILLIAM the First,
Prince of Orange, to whose valour and virtue may be attributed the
independence of the United States.

In this city there were computed to be fifty companies of Tradesmen,
among whom were manufactured a variety of very curious and rich cloths,
stuffs, and silks: it is certain, that the woollen manufacture
flourished here before it had made the smallest progress in England,
whose wool they then bought. There was also a good branch of linen
manufacture here, and a pretty brisk corn trade, for which it was
locally well calculated. You will observe, once for all, that in
speaking of this Country, I generally use the past tense; for, at
present, they are utterly undone.

Ghent was the See of a Bishop, who, like the Bishop of Bruges, was
Suffragan to the Archbishop of Mechlin. Thus, in most Christian
Countries, are the intellects, the consciences, and the cash too, of the
People, shut up and hid from the light, by Priest within Dean, and Dean
within Bishop——like a ring in the hand of a conjurer, box within
box——till at last they are enveloped in the great receptacle of all
deception, the capacious pocket of the Archbishop. Let not sceptered
Tyrants, their legions, their scaffolds, and their swords, bear all the
infamy of the slavery of Mankind! Opinion, opinion, under the management
of fraud and imposture, is the engine that forges their
fetters!!——JANSENIUS, from whom the Jansenists took their name, was the
first Bishop of this place; and the late Bishop, I think, may be
reckoned the last.

The Municipal Government of this city is correct, and well calculated to
secure internal peace and order. The chief magistrate is the High
Bailiff; subordinate to whom are Burgomasters, Echivins, and
Counsellors.

Ghent is not deficient in stately edifices; and, true to their system,
the Holy Fathers of the Church have their share, which, in old Popish
Countries, is at least nineteen twentieths. In the middle of the town is
a high tower, called Belfort tower; from whence there is a delightful
prospect over the whole city and its environs. Monasteries and Churches,
there, are without number; besides hospitals and market-places: that
called Friday’s market, is the largest of all, and is adorned with a
statue of CHARLES the Fifth, in his imperial robes. The Stadthouse is a
magnificent structure——So is the Cathedral, under which the Reverend
Fathers have built a subterraneous Church. What deeds are those which
shun the light! Why those Holy Patriarchs have such a desire for burying
themselves, and working like moles under ground, they themselves best
know, and I think it is not difficult for others to conjecture.

This Cathedral, however, is well worth attention, on account of some
capital pictures it contains. The marble of the Church is remarkably
fine, and the altar-piece splendid beyond all possible description; and,
indeed, in all the others, there are paintings, eminent for their own
excellence, and for the celebrity of the masters who painted them.

In the Monastery of St. PIERRE, there is a grand library, filled with
books in all languages; but it is chiefly remarkable for the superlative
beauty of its ceiling, one half of which was painted by RUBENS.

Thus you may perceive, my dear FREDERICK, the charity of the
Clergy!——how, in pure pity for the sins of Mankind, and in paternal care
of their souls, they exact from the Laity some atonement for their
crimes, and constrain them at least to repent——and, with unparalleled
magnanimity, take upon themselves the vices, the gluttony, the avarice,
and the sensuality, of which they are so careful to purge their
fellow-creatures!




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      Having given you a general outline of the city of Ghent, I shall
now proceed to give you an account of one of the most excellent, and
certainly the most interesting, of all the curiosities in that place. It
is indeed of a sort so immediately correspondent to the most exalted
sensations of humanity, and so perfectly in unison with the most
exquisitely sensible chords of the feeling heart, that I resolved to
rescue it from the common lumber of the place, and give it to you in a
fresh Letter, when the ideas excited by my former might have faded away,
and left your mind more clear for the reception of such refined
impressions.

On one of the many bridges in Ghent stand two large brazen images of a
father and son, who obtained this distinguished mark of the admiration
of their fellow-citizens by the following incidents:

Both the father and the son were, for some offence against the State,
condemned to die. Some favourable circumstances appearing on the side of
the son, he was granted a remission of his share of the sentence, upon
certain provisions——in short, he was offered a pardon, on the most cruel
and barbarous condition that ever entered into the mind of even Monkish
barbarity, namely, that he would become the executioner of his father!
He at first resolutely refused to preserve his life by means so fatal
and detestable: This is not to be wondered at; for I hope, for the
honour of our nature, that there are but few, very few sons, who would
not have spurned, with abhorrence, life sustained on conditions so
horrid, so unnatural. The son, though long inflexible, was at length
overcome by the tears and entreaties of a fond father, who represented
to him, that, at all events, his (the father’s) life was forfeited, and
that it would be the greatest possible consolation to him, at his last
moments, to think, that in his death he was the instrument of his son’s
preservation. The youth consented to adopt the horrible means of
recovering his life and liberty: he lifted the axe; but, as it was about
to fall, his arm sunk nerveless, and the axe dropped from his hand! Had
he as many lives as hairs, he would have yielded them all, one after the
other, rather than again even conceive, much less perpetrate, such an
act. Life, liberty, every thing, vanished before the dearer interests of
filial affection: he fell upon his father’s neck, and, embracing him,
triumphantly exclaimed, “My father, my father! we will die together!”
and then called for another executioner to fulfil the sentence of the
law.

Hard must be their hearts indeed, bereft of every sentiment of virtue,
every sensation of humanity, who could stand insensible spectators of
such a scene——A sudden peal of involuntary applauses, mixed with groans
and sighs, rent the air. The execution was suspended; and on a simple
representation of the transaction, both were pardoned: high rewards and
honours were conferred on the son; and finally, those two admirable
brazen images were raised, to commemorate a transaction so honourable to
human nature, and transmit it for the instruction and emulation of
posterity. The statue represents the son in the very act of letting fall
the axe.

Lay this to your mind, my dear FREDERICK: talk over it to your brother;
indulge all the charming sympathetic sensations it communicates: never
let a mistaken shame, or a false idea (which some endeavour to impress)
that it is unmanly to melt at the tale of woe, and sympathize with, our
fellow-creatures, stop the current of your sensibility——no! Be assured,
that, on the contrary, it is the true criterion of manhood and valour to
feel; and that the more sympathetic and sensible the heart is, the more
nearly it is allied to the Divinity.

I am now on the point of conducting you out of Austrian Flanders——One
town only, and that comparatively a small one, lying between Us and
Brabant: the name of this town is Alost, or, as the Flemings spell it,
Aelst.

From Ghent to Brussels (the next great stage in my way), I found, to my
regret, that there was no conveyance by water: I therefore was obliged
to go in a voiture, and stopt at Alost, as an intermediate stage; and
mathematically intermediate it is——for it lies at equal distance from
Ghent and Brussels, being exactly fifteen miles from each.

This is a small, but exceeding neat town, situated on the river Dender;
and being a remarkably great thoroughfare, accommodations of every kind
are tolerably good in it. It would be idle to suppose, that Catholic
zeal had left so many souls unprotected and undisciplined, where there
were so many bodies capable of drudgery to pay for it. In truth, there
has been as ample provision made for the town of Alost in the way of
sacerdotal business, as for any other town in the Netherlands——regard
being had to its bulk; for there were several Convents of Friars, and of
course several of Nuns: besides, there was a Jesuit’s College of some
note. How they all fare by this time, it is difficult for me to
determine.

The Church of Saint MARTIN could boast of some excellent pictures,
particularly a most capital piece, “_La Peste_,” by RUBENS.

In a Convent inhabited by a set of Monks, denominated Gulielmite, I saw
the tomb of THIERRY MARTIN, who first brought the art of Printing from
Germany to that place. His name and fame are transmitted to us by an
epitaph upon his tomb, written by his friend, the ingenious ERASMUS.

This tomb of THIERRY MARTIN stands a monument, not only of his merit,
but of the short-sightedness and folly even of Monks. Alas, silly men!
they little knew, that when they granted THIERRY MARTIN the honours of
the Convent, they were harbouring, in their hallowed ground, one of
their greatest enemies, and commemorating the man who was contributing
to the overthrow of their sacred Order: for the art of Printing,
wherever it reached, illuminated the human mind, and first kindled up
that light, before which Priestcraft, and all its pious impostures, like
evil spectres, have vanished. To the art of Printing is human society
indebted for many of the advantages which it possesses beyond the brute
or savage tribes——for the perfection of arts, the extension of science,
the general enlargement of the mind, and, above all, for the
emancipation of person and property from the shackles of despotism, and
of the human intellect from the fetters of blindness and ignorance with
which sacerdotal fraud had chained it for centuries to the earth.

The territory of this City is of pretty large extent, and is called a
County, having, in ancient times, had Counts of its own; and the whole
of it is extremely fruitful in pasture, corn, hops, flax, and most other
productions of those climes.

I made but a very short stay at Alost, when I proceeded on to Brussels;
and, having thus brought you through that part of the Netherlands called
Austrian Flanders, I think I ought to give you a general account of the
Country at large, as I have hitherto confined myself merely to the
cities and towns of it; but as this Letter is already of a length that
will not allow of any great addition, I shall postpone my intended
description to my next.




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      Were Mankind to be guided by moderation, reason, and justice——were
there no lust for territory in particular States——no ambition or desire
in Kings for an undue enlargement of their power——no unjustifiable
infractions attempted by one State or Potentate upon the peace and
possession of another——no Armies to carry desolation and plunder through
the world, nor Churchmen more mild, but not more moderate, to drain them
with their subtle deceptions——were the husbandman, the fisherman, the
manufacturer, and the labourer, permitted to make, by their industry,
the best use of the soil on which chance or nature had planted them, and
to lift the fruits of their labour to their own lips——no people were
more happy than the inhabitants of Austrian Flanders.

This Country is bounded, to the North, by the Scheldt; to the
North-west, by the Northern Sea; to the South, and South-west, By
Artois, one of the finest Provinces of France; and to the East, by
Brabant. Its greatest length is seventy-five miles; and its greatest
breadth, fifty-five. The air is good; but it is said to be better, in
proportion as it recedes from the sea. The Winters are sometimes long
and severe, and the Summers sometimes wet and sultry; yet, in general,
the climate is agreeable. The soil is in most parts fertile, and in some
to a degree equal to that of any part of Europe. It is chiefly famous
for its pasturage; in consequence of which, great numbers of black
cattle, horses and sheep, are bred in it, and immense quantities of
butter and cheese made. It is, besides, abundantly productive of all
sorts of culinary vegetables——fruit in great quantities——corn and flax,
which last is not only raised in great plenty, but is celebrated for the
fineness and strength of its staple. It is true, that in some parts they
have not corn sufficient for the inhabitants; but this is well
recompensed by other productions, with the redundance of which they
purchase the superfluous grain of their neighbours——for, where the
inhabitants do follow tillage, the produce is unequalled, and the
superfluity must of course be great.

The superior fecundity of the sheep of this Country is very remarkable,
and difficult, perhaps, to be accounted for——a ewe here bringing forth
constantly three lambs at a birth, sometimes four, sometimes five, and
some have been known to produce as many as six and seven——no small
instance of the prodigality of Nature in providing for this spot.

At some distance from the sea-coast, the face of the Country is
decorated with a profusion of wood, fitted either for timber or for
fuel; and towards the coast, where Nature has been rather niggard of
that blessing, the inhabitants substitute, in its stead, for fuel, a
kind of turf, which they find at the depth of four or five feet from the
surface of the earth, and which makes a fire, not only cheerful,
pleasant and hot, but remarkably wholesome, being free from the
destructive sulphureous and bituminous vapour attendant upon coal.

Perhaps no part of the world is better supplied than this Province with
all sorts of fish, as well those of sea as fresh water: fowl and venison
were extremely plenty and reasonable; and a great deal of excellent beer
was brewed in it. It is washed by several rivers, four of which are
noble streams, namely, the Scheldt, the Lys, the Scarpe, and the Dender;
and there are several canals, the chief of which is that between Bruges
and Ghent.

Thus, in whatever way it be considered, Nature seems to have made ample
provision for the happiness of the People: how far they are so, you
shall hear when I come to give a general view of the Netherlands——that
which is applicable to Austrian Flanders being equally so to all the
other parts of the Netherlands, excepting those under the dominion of
the Republic of the United States.

The States of this Country, according to the Constitution it once
possessed, consists of the Clergy, the Nobility, and the Commoners. The
Clergy were the Bishops and Abbots: the Nobility was composed of certain
families holding hereditary Offices or Baronies, to which that privilege
was annexed; and the Commoners were made up of the Burgomasters,
Pensioners and Deputies of the Cities and Districts. But the only
religion professed or tolerated in this Country, was the Roman Catholic.

Of the People of Austrian Flanders, a celebrated Author gives the
following account, which I transcribe for your use, the rather as my
stay there was too short to enable me to make any material observations
on them, or their manners.——

“With respect to the persons and characters of the inhabitants,” says
he, “they are, generally speaking, lusty, fat, and clumsy——very
industrious, both in cultivating their lands, and in their trades and
manufactures——lovers of Liberty, and enemies to Slavery——and not
defective in good sense or judgment, though they have not so lively an
imagination as some other Nations. Their women are fair, handsome
enough, and honest by their natural constitution, as well as from a
principle of virtue: as they cannot pretend to wit and repartee, they do
not make themselves ridiculous by the nauseous affectation of them. Both
sexes are great lovers of public diversions; and every city, town, and
village, have their kermisses, or fairs, in which all sorts of shews are
exhibited.”

Many arts which now enrich other Nations, and the importance of which
has excited contests and struggles of the most serious kind in the
political world, were invented or improved in that Country. Weaving, in
general, though not invented, was greatly improved; and the art of
forming figures of all sorts in linen was first invented there. To the
Flemings we are also indebted for the arts of curing herrings, dying
cloths and stuffs, and oil-colours. But those arts, and the
manufactures, have gradually slid away from them, and left but a small
share behind, when compared with their former flourishing state: they
have flown to a Land of Liberty and Security, where hostile feet never
tread, where Slavery corrupteth not, where War devoureth not, nor
Priests nor Despots break in and steal. Nevertheless, silk, cotton and
woollen stuffs, brocades, camblets, tapestry, linen, and lace, are still
manufactured here to some small extent.

This Province had Counts of its own, from the ninth century up to the
year 1369, when it was made over, by marriage (like a a farm of cattle)
to the Dukes of Burgundy; and afterwards, again, was by them made over,
in like way of marriage, to the House of Austria. In 1667, France seized
the Southern part; and the States General obtained the Northern, partly
by the Treaty of Munster, and partly by the Barrier Treaty of 1715.

To reckon upon the natural endowments of this Country, one would suppose
that it should be a terrestrial paradise: yet such is the wickedness of
Man, and the outrageous spirit of Power, that it is almost the last
Country in Europe in which I would have property, and fix a permanent
residence. Just now, while I am writing, I have before me an account,
that the French, to whom they opened their gates, have plundered them to
the last atom of their moveable possessions; and that the property of
the unfortunate people is now in waggons, on its way to Paris.

Once more, my boy, I say, bless your GOD, that planted you in a Country
cheered by the voice of Freedom, defended by British Valour, and, what
is of more consequence, surrounded by the Ocean.




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      Having conducted you through that part of the Netherlands called
Austrian Flanders, we are now to direct our attention to that called
Austrian Brabant, of which part, as well as of the Netherlands in
general, Brussels, where I arrived the same day I left Ghent, is the
capital, giving its name to a quarter or territory that surrounds it.

In all parts of the Netherlands through which I travelled, I could not
help admiring the uniform decorations of the roads, rivers, and canals,
with rows of lofty trees, which form a most agreeable shade from the
Summer’s burning sun, and yet do not obstruct any great extent of
prospect, the Country is so extremely flat. And one thing I remarked,
and which certainly seems at first view extraordinary, is, that in the
great extent of Country through which we have hitherto passed, from
Ostend to Brussels, being sixty-eight miles, I scarce saw one Nobleman
or Gentleman’s seat——nothing above the house of a husbandman, a curate,
or some person of small fortune: and yet the Country is extremely rich;
and I saw many spots, as I went along, charming beyond description, and
such as would tempt, I should think, a man of taste and opulence to
settle in them. This must appear unaccountable to those who do not
recollect, that in a Country subject like this to the ravaging
incursions of contending armies, fortified towns are considered as the
most pleasing, because the most secure retreats of opulence.

As I approached the city of Brussels, I was struck with a mixed
sensation of surprise and delight at the appearance it made——none that I
had ever seen being comparable to it, and not one in Europe, by the
account of travellers, being in that respect superior to it, Naples and
Genoa only excepted: like them, however, it, when entered, falls far
short of the expectation raised by its external appearance, being all
composed of hills and hollows, which not only fatigue, but render the
appearance of the streets, though well built, contemptible and mean.

Brussels stands on the beautiful little river Senne, on the brow of a
hill. The city is about seven miles in circumference, has seven gates,
with extensive suburbs, and is encompassed with a double wall made of
brick, and ditches; but its size is too great for strength, as a face of
defence of such extent could not possibly hold out a long siege——a great
and insuperable defect in such a country as I have described.

Great as is the extent of ground on which this city stands, it is
nevertheless very well built, and extremely populous. It is ornamented
with no fewer than seven squares, all of them remarkably fine,
particularly the great square or market-place, which is reckoned to be
perhaps the finest in Europe. Around it are the halls of the different
trades, the fronts of which are adorned, in a superb manner, with
emblematical sculpture, with gilding, and a variety of Latin
inscriptions. One quarter of this square is entirely occupied by the
town-houses, a noble pile of building, in which there were apartments
where the States of Brabant met, finely adorned with tapestry in gilt
frames, and some admirable original paintings. At the time I was there,
the whole city was in motion, preparing for the Inauguration of the
EMPEROR, who was then impatiently expected, and whose approach made such
a bustle, and promised such a spectacle, as made me regret the necessity
I lay under of proceeding on my journey. The town-house was put into the
highest order, and subsequently fell a sacrifice to the great and
important event for which it was prepared.

The steeple of this building is of a most stupendous height——three
hundred and sixty-four feet; and on the top of it is erected a statue of
Saint MICHAEL killing the Dragon, of the enormous height of seventeen
feet: this Colossal statue is so constructed as to serve for a
weather-cock; and being made of copper, well gilt, is at once
conspicuous, magnificent, and ornamental.

The public buildings of Brussels, particularly the Palaces and Courts of
the several Princes, Counts, and other persons of distinction, (and, you
may be sure, the Churches and Cloisters too), are spacious, expensive,
and magnificent. Behind the Imperial Palace, which stood in the highest
part of the city, but was burnt down many years ago, is a park, well
stocked with deer, and planted with trees, like St. James’s-park at
London, for the inhabitants to walk in. At the farther end of it is a
fine pleasure-house, built by the Emperor CHARLES the Fifth, after his
abdication.

The Palace is a magnificent structure: the rooms of it are finished in a
style far superior to those of any Palace in England, and enriched with
many fine paintings: that of the Family of HECTOR, in the Council
Chamber, lays claim to the first rank of eminence. Of the other
buildings (the grandeur of which entitle them to the names of Palaces),
those of the Prince de la Tour and Taxis, and the British Earl of
Aylesbury, are distinguished by great beauty and magnificence. Indeed,
in all the Palaces, there are collections of original paintings, by the
most eminent masters, both Italian and Flemish.

The Royal Library of Brussels claims particular attention, for the
magnitude and liberality of its establishment, containing a grand
collection of the most excellent books in all languages, and being open
all the year on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays, to public access.

The Arsenal of Brussels is extremely well worth going to see, on account
of the very curious antique arms it contains——of which it is, at this
distance of time, impossible for me to give you any account worth
attention. The armour of the Emperor CHARLES the Fifth, together with
the furniture of his horse, and state sword, are shewn: I could see
nothing either novel or interesting in them——a strong mark; I presume,
of my want of taste; but I confess my organs are not so refined as to
feel any extraordinary emotions at the sight of a heap of inert matter,
merely because it once enveloped the carcase of a Tyrant: neither were
they so very coarse or dull as not to undergo very pointed sensations at
the sight of the armour of MONTEZUMA, the injured Emperor of Mexico, the
victim of avarice and rapine, under their usual mask, religion. Why
MONTEZUMA’s armour should make a part of the trophies of a Popish State,
and be triumphantly exhibited, is hard to account for in human folly:
why that should be exhibited which is a stain of the deepest-damned
black, in their black code of faith, is astonishing, unless we allow the
truth of the old saying, “Quos DEUS vult perdere, prius dementat;” and
that, after having violated every principle of virtue, morality, and
human feeling——after having surpassed in cruelty all that we know of the
worst monsters of the earth, or of the deep, the fell hyena, or the
ravening shark——after having successfully emulated the worst efforts of
the most malignant spirits that are said to hold counsel for the ruin of
Mankind in Hell——they were desirous to transmit the spoils of their
ravages to posterity, to tell them what glorious things have been
achieved in days of yore, for the love of CHRIST——to demonstrate what
benefits are to be derived from a religion which has, for so many
hundred years, given sanction to every enormity that strikes the soul of
Man with horror, and thereby to make converts to their principles.
Monsters! fools! Away with your idle cants, ye hypocrites, who would
brand the cruelties of the present days, the massacres of the Jacobins,
with the crime of infidelity, and attribute those much lamented
defections from humanity to a falling off from the Christian Faith. Look
to Mexico!——see a monster, a High Priest of your religion, collecting,
by fair promises and sweet persuasion, a people round him; and, when a
plain was filled, commanding his bloodhounds, armed with sword and
crucifix, to fall upon and murder them——because one poor creature, who
knew not what a book meant, had accidentally dropped a bible from his
hands!——see him not sparing age or sex, but butchering all, for the love
of CHRIST!——When have the deluded and enfrenzied mob of France
perpetrated, in the full torrent of popular frenzy, such atrocities as
this cruel Priest committed in cold blood? when have they hunted down
their fellow-creatures, massacred children, and given their yet panting
members to their dogs for food, as pious Christians, headed by a pious
Priest, have done in Mexico? Never! never!—— Learn wisdom, then, ye
hypocrites! and if you cannot convince your enemies by reason, or
conquer them by force, and if their predatory and wicked progress is not
to be stopped, do not sanctify their enormities, or palliate their
crimes, in the eye of reason, by a comparison with those of a deeper
dye: remember, that “not to be the worst stands in some rank of praise,”
and that the Jacobin cruelties of Paris, horrible though they were, were
pity and tender mercy, compared with the Christian butchery in Mexico,
in Europe, in Asia, in every place where Popery ever set its bloody
hoof.

You are not, from what I say, to infer that I entertain any illiberal
animosity to Popery, as many men, and more women, do, merely because its
articles of Faith differ from those in which I was bred; I trust my
heart and understanding are above such very degrading prejudices: but I
abhor every thing that militates against human happiness——every thing
that crushes the operations of intellect——every thing that stops the
current of opinion, and prevents its course from enlarging and
meliorating our condition: I abhor the impertinent and hypocritical
intrusion of all Churchmen upon national or domestic concerns; the more,
when that intrusion is mischievous; and more still, when it assumes the
mask of piety——for that is at once a fraud upon Man and an abuse of GOD.
All those causes of abhorrence attach, more or less, to all sects of the
Christian Religion, the Quakers only excepted——but to Popery rather more
than to any of the others; for it is observed, that while the very first
principles of Christianity, as originally laid down in theory, are peace
and good-will towards men, warfare, persecution and bloodshed, have
practically marked its footsteps wherever it has trod, and its very
essence been perverted by its own Ministers, who, entrusted with the key
of the Temple, steal the vestments from the altar, to cover the
deformed, crooked back of vice. But the rays of dawning reason now break
with fuller light upon Mankind; and it hastens to meridian resplendence,
before which those phantoms raised by pious jugglers will vanish, and,
“like the baseless fabric of a vision, leave not a wreck behind.”




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      In the Arsenal of Brussels was another curiosity, which I
overlooked in my last——a model of a cannon, constructed so as to throw
seven balls at once. It is some consolation to philanthropy to reflect,
that of all the abominable engines and instruments which the inventive
faculties of Man have discovered to increase the cruelty and carnage of
war, not one has been of late times adopted. This model lies here,
therefore, only as a memorial of the diabolical genius of the inventor.

The Opera-house of Brussels, accounted the noblest and largest in
Europe, is built after the Italian manner, with rows of lodges or
closets, in most of which are chimneys. One of those, which belonged to
a Prince, whose title I now forget, was hung with looking-glasses, in
which, while he sat by the fire, took refreshments, or reclined on his
couch, he could see the whole representation, without being exposed to
the view of either the actors or the audience.

The markets of Brussels are very remarkable. The Dukes of St. Pierre
paid no less than forty thousand florins, or upwards of three thousand
pounds sterling, for four pictures of them, painted by RUBENS and
SYNDER——LEWIS the Fourteenth of France offered an immense sum of money
for them; but they found their way at last into the collection of the
British Earl of Orford. The value of them is said, by connoisseurs, to
be beyond computation.

Brussels is extremely well supplied with water; for, besides the river,
it has twenty public fountains, adorned with statues, at the corners of
the most public streets; and the lower part of the city is cut into
canals, which communicate with the great one, extending from Brussels to
the Scheldt, fifteen miles: by means of this canal, which was finished
in 1561, and cost the city eight hundred thousand florins, a person may
sail from Brussels to the North Sea; and barques do actually go twice a
day to Antwerp, and back again.

This city is full of Churches, of which the most remarkable is that of
Saint MICHAEL and Saint GUDULA, commonly called the Cathedral. It is a
superb, old Gothic structure, and, from its celebrated situation, a most
beautiful ornament to the city. It is not only grand in its external
appearance, but finely adorned within. The pillars which support the
roof are lofty and elegant: and against each is a statue of ten feet in
height. There are no less than sixteen Chapels in it; and each Chapel is
enriched with abundance of splendid ornaments, altar finery,
candlesticks, crucifixes, &c. and with some excellent pictures too: a
picture of JESUS CHRIST presenting the keys of Paradise to Saint PETER,
which is reckoned among the chef-d’œuvres of RUBENS, hangs in one of
those Chapels. There are some monuments, also, of very great merit, in
the choir of this Church. But that which I think by far the greatest and
most admirable curiosity (I mean of human workmanship) in the Church, is
a pulpit——one of the richest and most exquisitely wrought pieces I have
ever seen: at the bottom are seen ADAM and EVE as large as life,
represented as at the moment when the Angel drove them out of Paradise:
in both of their faces are deeply and expressively marked the traits of
a mind agonised with anguish and remorse: behind EVE is a figure of
Death, which follows them; and on the top of the pulpit are seen the
figures of JESUS CHRIST and the Virgin MARY crushing the head of the
Serpent. The strong expressions in the faces of all those figures, and
the exquisite turn of the workmanship, is the more remarkable, as it is
all cut out of oak wood.

Of supernatural curiosities, one of the Chapels in this Cathedral
contains some, that, for miracle, yield to none in the long catalogue of
Monkish devices. Three hosts or wafers are daily worshipped by the
People; which hosts or wafers, the Priests firmly assert, and the People
as firmly believe, were, so long ago as the year 1369, stabbed by a Jew,
and bled profusely. They are exposed on every festival, in a chalice
richly set with diamonds; and on the first Sunday after every thirteenth
of July, there is a yearly procession in memory of this stabbing and
bleeding, when the hosts are carried in great state round the city,
embellished with all manner of precious stones, and attended by all the
Clergy, secular and regular, the Magistrates, the Courts of Justice, and
even by the Governor of the Province: the Chapel where they are kept is
of marble, and the altar of solid silver.

Great GOD! what an opprobrium to the human understanding, that, at the
time when the mind of Man is sufficiently enlightened to avoid the
weakness of shameful credulity, a whole People should stoop to such
extravagant imposition! what a shame to justice and honesty, that those
who are trusted to guard the rights of a People, and who certainly are
too well informed to yield their belief to such trash, should yet join
in, and give the weight of their authority to so gross, so wicked a
deception on a Community! The Magistrates, the Courts of Justice, and
the Governor——they walk, too, in company with the bald-pated
impostors—Good GOD! can more be said? volumes of comment could not
elucidate or render it more conspicuously absurd than the bare recital
of the fact itself.

It is impossible for me to recount to you the number of Nunneries, of
various Orders, in which unfortunate women were cloistered up, some from
bigotry, and others by force, in this city. There were, however, two of
them English——one of Dominican Ladies, founded by Cardinal HOWARD, in
the reign of CHARLES the Second, of which a Lady of the Noble House of
Norfolk was always Abbess: the other is of Benedictine Nuns; the
Beguinage of the latter is like a little town, surrounded with a wall
and ditch, and divided into pretty little streets, where every Beguine
has her apartment; the number of them amounts in general to seven or
eight hundred, sometimes more.

If population be the true strength of a Nation, this part of Popery is
very impolitic. The succession of women in this one Convent since the
reign of CHARLES the Second, must amount to many thousands. Had those
been married, and, on an average, had only two children each, with the
children, grandchildren, and great-grandchildren, down to the present
day, in all the ramifications of descent, there is not a doubt but their
number would equal that of the whole people of some extensive Provinces.
What, then, must be the loss to the population of the earth, arising
from the celibacy of so many millions of males and females as have been
consigned to sterility in the Catholic Countries, ever since that
extraordinary doctrine came first into fashion? It is out of the reach
of calculation: not but, now and then, they may have children——indeed
they certainly have; but those are generally disposed of in a way not to
bring shame on the frail Sisterhood, or their Confessors.

In wading through such a torrent of offensive ideas as the innumerable
absurdities and deceptions of Popish Countries continually raise in the
mind, it is a pleasing circumstance to be relieved by the contemplation
of some really useful, humane institution; and such a one presents
itself now to my recollection: At Brussels, and, I am told, at all great
towns of the Netherlands, there is a public office for lending money at
a very moderate interest upon pledges: it is called the Mount of Piety;
and was established nearly 108 years ago by the Archduke ALBERT, and
ISABELLA, his wife. By this institution, the Poor are saved from the
fleecings and frauds of Pawnbrokers: and, to render it still more
perfect in accommodation, there are private passages for entrance; so
that those who would with to conceal their necessities, are exempted
from the mortification of being seen publicly going in, or coming out.

You have read, I presume, that in the days of Heathenism, the Deities of
that curious Mythology were supposed to rejoice in the number Three. The
Popish Code has fixed upon Seven as the lucky number. Thus they have
seven sacraments, seven deadly sins, &c. &c. Brussels has improved upon
that; and, taking the hint from their blessed Liturgy, has seven grand
streets; seven parish-churches; seven Patrician families, out of which
the Magistrates are or were elected; seven large squares; seven
midwives, licensed and sworn by the Senate; and seven gates, leading to
seven places of recreation and exercise, one to a place proper for
fowling, a second to a place for fishing, a third to one for hunting, a
fourth to pleasant fields, a fifth to pastime grounds, a sixth to
springs and vineyards, and a seventh to gardens. Besides all which
sevens, they boast of having once had the great good fortune of
entertaining, at one time, seven Crowned Heads, with seven, thousand
horse belonging to their retinue. If there were any spell in the number
Seven, the People of Brussels surely must have been secure from all
mischief; but the _Sans-culottes_ have broken the charm, dispersed the
necromancers, and lowered poor number Seven to its mere arithmetical
value.

The Inns, or eating-houses, in this city, were equal to any in the
world: a stranger might dine there better and cheaper than in any place,
perhaps, on earth. The wines, also, were excellent and cheap; and
coach-hire beyond expectation reasonable——And here I recollect to remark
to you, that, all the way from Ostend to Brussels, one is obliged to
sit, dine, &c. in bed-chambers; a circumstance which is extremely
discordant to the feelings of those who have been used to British Inns,
although the bed-chambers are, to say the truth, large and commodious.
At the very walls of Brussels begins the famous wood of Sogne, from
which the inhabitants were allowed to cut wood for fuel: as fast as the
trees were cut down, fresh ones were planted in their stead; by which
means the wood was preserved, and it afforded a continual supply to the
Poor.

Brussels is so very remarkable a place, that I have taken more than my
usual scope of description of it. Just as I had finished it, I read a
paragraph in the public papers, stating that it is likely to be annexed
to the territories of the French Republic.




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      Hitherto, as I have proceeded on my travels, I have been purposely
very particular in my descriptions of the towns through which I passed
on my way to India, in order to give your mind a disposition to inquiry,
and point out to you an overflowing source of improvement and delight.
Having so far shewn you how amply you will be rewarded, even in
amusement, by the trouble of searching into books, for the accurate
topographical descriptions of towns, cities, building, &c. &c. I think I
may spare myself that labour for the future, and confine myself to those
points that more immediately apply to the enlargement of the mind——I
mean, the government, laws, manners and character of the People of each
Country; and only use the former as subservient to the latter purpose,
at least until I come to those places where, the ground being but little
trodden by British feet, more precise description may become necessary.

But, before I leave the Netherlands, I must make a few remarks upon the
Country and People, which it would be unpardonable in me to omit, after
having been already so minutely particular in things of inferior merit
to the scope of my plan.

Although personal appearance be, in the eye of Moral Philosophy, a very
inferior consideration, and mind the proper study of Man; yet, in
describing a People, I cannot think it altogether unnecessary to include
their personal appearance, as it will be found that there exists a
greater analogy between the person and the mind of Man than is generally
perceived. Thus the lively hilarity, the restless activity, the levity
and fantastic character of the French, are strongly pourtrayed in the
national person. In like manner, the lusty, fat, clumsy and misshapen
person of the People of the Netherlands, is strongly illustrative of the
temper and habit of their mind, intellects and spirits: industrious and
heavy; dull of understanding, but not defective in judgment; flow in
work——but, persevering in effort, and unerring in the process, they are
generally successful in the end: in war, cold and backward at offensive
operations, but inflexible and terrible in resistance; like the boar of
the forest, they seek not the combat with any, but will not go out of
their way to decline it with the most powerful: their appetites and
desires cooler than other Nations, but less subject to change or
caprice: never violently in love, but rationally attached to their
wives; and both men and women faithful to their conjugal vow, as well
from natural temperament, as from a principle of virtue.

Thus constituted by Nature, the effects of their industry are wonderful
in every thing; but chiefly in their canals and sluices, which serve not
only for the support of their commerce, and the facility of intercourse,
but for their defence against enemies: this was in other times; but,
alas! the former of these uses, commerce, has so entirely absorbed all
their intellect, and possessed their very souls, that they seem almost
entirely negligent of the latter; and from being, of all People, the
most wise and vigilant in determining and ascertaining their rights, the
most zealous asserters and defenders of their independence, the most
ardent friends to Liberty, and the most determined enemies to Slavery,
they are become a sort of strange, inconsistent, hotch-potch
politicians, whom ingenuity itself would find a difficulty in
describing. They retain so much of their ancient and noble vigilance as
serves to make them suspicious——so much of their independence as
disposes them to change——so much of their jealousy as stimulates them to
resistance——but not one particle of their former wisdom, to instruct
them where they should attach themselves, where resist, or where resolve
to act——nor of their courage to carry any resolution they might form
into effect.

In the year 1781, the Emperor JOSEPH the Second came to Brussels, in
order to indulge his paternal feelings as a Monarch with the
contemplation and view of his Subjects, and also to be inaugurated; and
perhaps upon no occasion that has ever occurred in the most volatile
Nation, was there greater joy more universally expressed. For some time
before his arrival, the whole Country was in motion; and, even with
them, domestic industry stopped its usual persevering pace, suspended in
the eager, anxious expectation of his arrival. Every thing in the birth,
education, natural disposition and person of the young Emperor, united
to impress his Subjects with the most exalted opinion of his goodness,
and to inspire all ranks of people with the most fortunate presages of a
wise and beneficent government. Nor did he disappoint them: his conduct,
when among them, is handed over to remembrance, by a variety of acts of
benevolence and condescension, which shewed that the grandeur of the
Monarch had not made him forget the nature of the Man, and that his
heart was better fitted for the mild, domestic enjoyments of a Subject,
than the stern and unbending hardihood fit for a King: for I am
perfectly of opinion with the celebrated JUNIUS, that there are virtues
in a private Man which are vices in a King; and that the Monarch of a
Country, in order to preserve respect, should avoid familiarity, and
keep his person sacred from too general observation. SHAKSPEARE has put
into the mouth of his HENRY the Fourth, a beautiful expression on this
subject, well worth the attention of Kings——

            Had I so lavish of my presence been,
            So common hackney’d in the eyes of men,
            Opinion, that did help me to the Crown,
            Had still kept loyal to possession,
            And left me in reputeless banishment,
            A fellow of no mark, nor likelihood.
            By being seldom seen, I could not stir,
            But, like a comet, I was wonder’d at:
            That men would tell their children, This is he.”

Of the number I have heard, I will mention one anecdote only, and one
remarkable expression of JOSEPH’S, which will serve to shew in its true
light what his disposition was; and when you consider them as the act
and sentiment of a young man nursed in the lap of despotism and pride,
you cannot but consider them as marvellous.

In his journey to the Low Countries, he visited Wurtzaurg; and, in his
perambulating alone and _incog._ stopped at a little public-house, where
the people were busily employed in entertaining themselves: he went in,
and inquired why they were so merry——“Sir,” said one of the country
people, “we are celebrating a marriage.” “May I be permitted to join the
company?” said the disguised Emperor. The host obtained that permission
for him. When he entered the room, the married couple were presented to
him, and he received them with great gaiety, sat down, drank their
health, and, having informed himself of their situation, took leave of
the company: but what was their astonishment, when, on lifting up a
bottle of wine, they found a draft for six hundred florins, signed
JOSEPH, and payable for the use of the married couple!

At Luxembourg, when the People called aloud on Heaven to shower down
blessings on him for his affability, he made use of this remarkable
expression, while his feelings moistened his eyes: “I wish I could make
you as happy in my care, as I am in your affection!”

The affability of Monarchs has often been magnified by the foolish, and
often blamed by the wise: But, if all the instances of condescension
practised by Kings were like that I have recited of JOSEPH; if they
arose from a sound, unquestionable spirit of philanthropy, not from
gaping curiosity, broad folly, or a puerile inquisitive habit; and if,
instead of conceiving those they visit paid for their intrusion with the
honour of having conversed with Majesty, and leaving them churlishly,
they would generously pay them with hard cash, as the good Emperor
JOSEPH did; then, indeed, their affability might defy the exaggeration
of fools, and must certainly command the applause of the wise.

On the 13th of July, the ceremony of Inauguration took place at
Brussels. Nothing could equal the splendour of the place but the general
joy of the People: the crowds were beyond all conception immense, and
every thing was carried on with regularity till evening, when, in
playing off some fire-works, that noble building the town-house took
fire, and was burnt: six unfortunate persons lost their lives, and
twenty were dangerously hurted: those who perished were absolutely
roasted, and their cries were beyond description piercing. To such a
temper as JOSEPH’S, you will readily conclude that this must be a most
afflicting circumstance——it was so; and he left Brussels under the
pressure of very different feelings from those with which he entered it,
and was followed by the prayers and blessing of all the People.

But now we are to view the reverse of the medal. The sound of their
prayers for his welfare, and praises of his goodness, had hardly died
away upon their lips, ere their minds turned to revolt and rebellion. I
will not say that they were not right in one or other, or which of those
two extremes: certainly they could not be right in both; much less can
their subsequent conduct be justified, or accounted for, in any
principle of human nature, but that of the most abject meanness,
dastardly feebleness, and gross folly. They returned to their
allegiance, and besought forgiveness: that forgiveness was granted. How
they have behaved since, I have already informed you, (See Letter IV.);
and I have now to add, that, pillaged by the French, and likely to be
left unprotected, they have again held their necks out, soliciting the
protection and the yoke of Austria, and have actually offered to raise
100,000 men for the Emperor, _if_ he will again drive the French out of
their territories——An excellent word that IF!

How a People, once formed for manly pith and love of Freedom, could bend
so low, is unaccountable. It is a question hard to be determined,
whether an obstinate adherence even to a bad cause, is not more
respectable, than a fickle, alternate dereliction, and adoption of right
and wrong, as it suits the caprice or convenience of the moment? Of two
things so very contemptible, I think the former the least odious and
least unmanly.

At the same time, my observations on the Country led me to conceive,
that under the name of Freedom, they groaned under the yoke of Tyranny;
for, though the Country was, as I have described it, charming, its
fecundity unsurpassed, its face decorated with the best gifts of
Providence——I mean, smiling fields and bleating plains——though _Ceres_
profusely repaid the labours of the husbandman, though every field had
the appearance of a garden, and though, upon inquiry, I found that land
which would bring in England five pounds an acre, rented at eight, nine
and ten shillings of our money at most——yet, in spite of all this, the
farmers were rather poor in general——not even one of them to be found
rich or substantial, like the middle rank of that class of men in
England. They wanted the great stimulus to industry——security of their
property: they were liable to be turned out by their landlords at
pleasure, and to be plundered when it should please some Monarch to make
war.

The first of these, however, you will observe, is not the oppression of
the Emperor: it is the tyranny of that worst of all constituent parts of
a State, an Aristocracy——a vile Aristocracy!——that universal, that
every-day despotism, under which all places groan, more or less——which
is exercised in all the various gradations of life that chequer society,
from the great man who, under the name of Minister, domineers over the
Peer, to the country fox-hunting savage, who puts a poor wretch in jail
to pine for years, (his family, the while, supported by the parish
charity), only for doing that which makes the enjoyment of his own life,
killing a partridge or a hare!——that Aristocratic tyranny which is seen
scowling on the brows of a swaggering fellow in power, adopted by his
secretary with increase, by him handed down to an upstart set of fellows
in office, dependent on his smile, and by them displayed in all the
nauseous, despicable forms which awkwardness and ignorance, lifted above
their station, never fail to assume——the cold reserve, the affected
stare, the listless nod, the feigned deafness, blindness, absence, and
other fashionable perfections, which serve as vents for upstart
arrogance, and indemnify the sycophant for the vile homage and
submission which he has before paid some wretch mean and arrogant as
himself!——I tell you, my dear FREDERICK, it is this Aristocratic
usurpation of power, where power exists not, nor is necessary——this
insulting assumption of superiority, this hidden petty oppression which
rears its head in every manor, nay, almost every town and village in the
Kingdom, that puts the Nations out of tune, mars the harmony of social
arrangement, and renders power in the aggregate obnoxious. Why, our very
women have their saucy, Aristocratic, supercilious front, their haughty
stare, their contemptuous titter; and barter the winning softness of the
sex, the dimples where the loves should dwell, for the haughty toss of
the head, the ill-natured sneer, and the insulting Hector’s frown——And
thus the spirit of Aristocracy, like a poisonous weed, grows and expands
from one to the other with baleful luxuriance, gradually overspreading
the whole face of humanity, stopping the wholesome current of the social
atmosphere, and choaking up the less rank but more useful plants——Thus
it goes round in shameful traffic; and, as the Poet says,

                   “The wh—re she kicks her cully,
                   Court-waiters are kick’d at call;
                   We are all kick’d, yet bully
                   While int’rest kicks the ball.”

I am persuaded, that if the grievances of the most despotic States were
fairly estimated, and assigned to their real authors, the Princes of
such States would be found responsible for a very small share indeed,
when compared with the Aristocracy: and by Aristocracy, I mean not
merely Lords, but all men who convert the wealth which Providence has
bestowed upon them to the purposes of Tyranny, Exactions, Imposition,
and Oppression——under which four heads we will again find, not only
imprisonment for begging alms, imprisonment for shooting a partridge,
but often seduction, adultery, and persecution for resisting or
resorting to law for punishment of that seduction or adultery. Of all
those things, the proofs, I fear, in all Nations, are abundant: I am
sure they are so in the best governed State in Europe——I mean,
England——-

                        “Qui capit, ille facit.”

I have thrown up a fool’s cap: how many are there who will privately put
it on!




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                              LETTER XIV.

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      As the time of my departure from Brussels approached, I found the
bitter sensations with which I left London, in some measure, returning.
My fortunate encounter with General LOCKHART had afforded me a temporary
respite; but now I was once more to face an unknown country alone,
without the chance of again meeting a friend to solace my mind, or
mitigate my woe, on this side of India.

Having seen as much of Brussels as my time and occasions would at all
allow, and, in truth, having rather trespassed on my plan, for the
reasons just mentioned, I determined to push forward as fast as it was
possible, and took post for Liege, where I arrived, after passing
through a beautiful, fertile, well-cultivated country, to the charms of
which the renewed agony of my feelings rendered me almost insensible.

As we have now almost the whole length of Germany before us to travel
through, it will be proper, before I proceed further, to give you a
general idea of the Constitution of this vast Empire——over all which,
while one great Monarch nominally presides, there are spread a number of
petty Potentates, who really rule after as distinct forms of Government
as almost any two Governments, however remote, in Europe.

Considering the nature of Government abstractedly, one would suppose
that it arose from the general will of the society governed, and was
formed for their use and benefit alone: but if we view the different
systems scattered over the civilized part of the earth, we shall find
that they originated from force and fraud; and that, in their first
formation, when bodily prowess, not intellectual power, bore sway——when
he that could carry the strongest armour, and strike the heaviest blows,
was sure to govern——when mere animal strength and ferocity disinherited
reason of her rights, and robbed her of that ascendancy to which the
invention of gunpowder, aided by the art of Printing, has since in some
sort restored her——the basis upon which Governments were raised was, one
man, not the whole society; the point then was, how this or that strong
ruffian could collect most slaves about him, not how this or that
society should choose the best head: if he had strength to carry havoc
through the ranks of their enemies, and then to overawe themselves, he
was sure of dominion over the people, and left it to his son; but if it
so happened that he did not also bequeath to him bodily prowess to
preserve it, the next strong ruffian seized the reins, flung him from
his seat, and kept it till he, or some one of his heirs, was again
served so in his turn by some other usurper. Hence arose the cabals and
intrigues of courts, the spirit of party, and intestine commotion; till
at length the People, for their own security, and to avoid the horrors
of civil war, made choice (from dismal necessity) of some one family to
rule them. As society advanced, and opulence held forth temptation, some
greater ruffian, followed by a horde of needy, famished barbarians, made
incursions on those rulers; and being irresistible, as well from numbers
firmly connected, as from the powerful impulse of necessity, under whose
banners they generally robbed and ravaged, was submitted to on terms,
and became Lord Paramount of a number of petty Sovereigns, who did
homage to him, and fleeced the miserable subjects, to keep him in
humour; and thus, in a series of time, the power of both took root, and
remained immoveable, unless when torn up by some violent tempest that
convulsed the State, and shook it to its foundations.

Reading this account, you will very naturally exclaim, “Good GOD! how
absurd! how irrational!” Yet so it is; and from this source, muddy
though it be, is modern honour, and modern greatness, and modern high
blood, derived: from this foul and turbid fountain have most of the
Governments of the world issued; from those strong men of yore have most
of our modern governors descended: and as it generally happens (so
equally has Providence distributed the gifts of Nature) that the
strength of the intellectual part is in the inverse ratio of the animal,
perhaps that is the reason why Monarchs are formed, in general, of
greater bodily vigour than mental endowments, and better fitted for the
Field than the Cabinet——and for this reason are obliged to take from the
puisne ranks of their Subjects some assistant, so far removed from the
great standard of antique dignity, as to possess understanding enough to
govern.

Upon a retrospective view of the History of Europe, it will be found,
that for a long time after the birth of CHRIST, Germany was divided
among such petty rulers as I have described, who each held his little
State in sovereignty, and was called _Princeps_ in Latin, or, in plain
English, _Prince_. After the downfall of the Western Empire, a Nation
called _Franks_, from that part called _Franconia_, over-run a great
part of Gaul and Germany, and in the fifth century took possession of
that part of Gaul which lay North of the river Loire. In the year 800,
CHARLEMAGNE, the son of PEPIN, their King, formed an immense Empire in
the West, comprehending a great part of Germany, France, Italy, and a
part of Spain. About eighty years afterwards, the petty Princes of
Germany shook off the French Carlovinian race, and elected an Emperor of
their own from the House of Bavaria.

At last HENRY the Fourth, having displeased that grand arbiter the Pope,
was put under the ban, and in consequence deposed by the States; on
which occasion His Holiness had the address to make that great dignity
elective, he having uncontrouled power over the electors; since which it
has continued so, with some modifications, and under certain
regulations, formed by CHARLES the Fourth, at the Diet of Nurunberg. The
election, however, has been always so managed, that it has never
departed from the regular line of succession but when there was an
actual want of heirs.

In a Country over which the Pope had such influence, it might reasonably
be supposed that intolerance is carried to a great length; but it is not
so, as a review of each particular State shews. The established
religion, in general, is Popery. JOSEPH the Second, that good and wise
Monarch, displayed a greater spirit of toleration than any other
Catholic Prince since HENRY the Fourth of France. He was not murdered by
a Friar for it, it is true——those days of pious barbarity are past; but
he was visited on the occasion by His Holiness, who, after a variety of
remonstrances against the relaxation he gave to religious severity in
his own dominions, finding him unmoved by papers, resolved to attack him
in person: but, whether it was that the pontifical amulet lost its charm
when out of the air of Rome, or that His Holiness was not properly
anointed before (like _Hecate_ in _Macbeth_) he took his flight, or that
he forgot some of those relics which were expected to operate on
JOSEPH’S mind, so it was, that the good Emperor continued inflexibly
attached to his former resolve; and, after kissing His Holiness’ toe,
and a thousand other pretty politenesses, sent him back to Rome again
with his finger in his mouth; and a story to relate, that would, at one
time, have set all Europe in a flame, and sent the good Monarch, like
HENRY the Second of England, to lash himself naked over the rotten
remains of some vagabond fraudulent Priest.

In the election of Emperor, the laws of the Empire have laid down no
qualification but that which ought to be the _sine quâ non_ of all
Princes, namely, that he be _justus, bonus, et utilis_——Neither have
they made any limitation in regard to religion, nation, state, or age;
nevertheless, the majority of electors being Papists, a Roman Catholic
Prince is always chosen.

The rank of the Emperor is very great: he is looked upon by all Crowned
Heads as the first European Potentate; and, as such, precedence is
always given him and his ambassadors: he is the supreme Head of the
German Empire; but his power in the administration thereof is very
limited indeed. In ancient times, the Emperor had considerable domains
and incomes; but warfare and prodigality have dissipated the greatest
part of them, and they have been successively alienated or mortgaged, so
that his revenues were very inconsiderable lately, and now, since the
French war, are almost as nothing.

The present Emperor FRANCIS found the Empire, when he was elected,
incumbered with difficulties of the most enormous magnitude——a war on
which the existence of every Monarchy in Europe seemed to depend, an
exhausted treasury, and a disposition to revolt in a part of his
dominions, the Netherlands. At this present time, his situation is,
beyond that of every other Prince, lamentable:——almost all his resources
gone, and an insolent, formidable, triumphant enemy, proceeding and
carrying conquest by rapid strides through his Country. He called upon
his People to support him. The States of the Netherlands, instead of
assisting him to stop the progress of the enemy, invited and opened
their gates to them, put them in their bosom, and were stung. Of the
other States, some refuse their aid, while some have recourse to feeble
expedients; and, to evade the weight, temporise, procrastinate, and
shuffle, till at length will come the French Army, and force them to do
for their enemy ten times more than (if done timely, and with a good
grace) might save the Empire and themselves. The KING of PRUSSIA, one of
those States, on being called upon, says he is busily employed in
securing the plunder of Poland, and cannot come——while the tyger is
glutting in the blood of the harmless flocks, the huntsmen are coming
upon him, to cut him off. As an Englishman, zealous for the welfare of
my Country, I wish the KING of PRUSSIA may not, by his attention to
Poland, sacrifice all Germany to the French. As an honest man, I cannot
help entertaining a wish, that the scandalous and outrageous wrongs done
to Poland, and this treachery to the Allies whom he himself brought into
the present difficulties, may be expiated by any calamity, however
great, that does not extend to the interest or wellbeing of Europe.

It is a maxim in Courts of Equity, that a man coming to demand redress,
should come with clean hands, and, seeking equity, should do equity.
This maxim has unfortunately never yet extended to decisions between
States: power is their right, and force decides——Yet, in a contest like
the present, the very foundation of which is hostility to Kings, and
which is carried on in the twofold way of arms, in the open field and
private negotiation for insurrection; when, for the interest of the
cause they espouse, as well as their own personal safety, Kings should
assume at once their best form to appreciate themselves, and discredit
their enemies in the eyes of Mankind——in such a state of things, I say,
for the KING of PRUSSIA and the EMPRESS of RUSSIA to take the part they
have done with regard to Poland, is so extravagant, that we can only
account for it in the will of the ALMIGHTY predisposing them for some
extraordinary crisis. No one would expect them to depart from their
accustomed crooked path of policy, if safety did not loudly call upon
them to proceed in the direct road. It is monstrous to see beings
endowed with common sense, expending themselves in an unjust struggle
for aggrandizement, while the sword of extinction is suspended by a hair
over their heads.

But to return——In this state is the young Emperor at this moment,
deserted by his People in the Low Countries, unaided by his Continental
Ally, and supported only by Great Britain. What the issue may be, GOD
alone can tell: but every one possessing a heart of feeling, or a single
sentiment of honour or justice, must wish that young Prince a fortunate
delivery from the difficulties which the impolicy and wickedness of
others have led him into, and which the treachery of some of them make
more formidable, if not utterly insuperable.




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                               LETTER XV.

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      The various districts or territories into which Germany is
divided, go under a variety of designations, not known among us as
independent titles to power——Principalities, Seigniories, Counties,
Electorates, Margravates, and Bishoprics lay and spiritual. Of the lay
Bishoprics, Osnaburg, the Prince Bishop of which is our DUKE of YORK,
makes one: and Leige, where we are now arrived, is the territory of a
Bishop lay and spiritual, or spiritual and temporal, one of the fairest
kind of that class——for he possesses temporalities, and enjoys them;
whereas their Lordships merely spiritual, enjoy and have the ingratitude
and impudence to renounce them: but no matter for that; the Bishop of
Liege possesses a Bishopric, fruitful in corn, wine, wood and pasture,
with air extremely pleasant and temperate; and while the latter gives
his terrestrial clay health and appetite, the former afford him the
means of preserving the one, and indulging the other, with true
spiritual comfort, and high ecclesiastical voluptuousness. In cases of
repletion, too, the mineral waters of the Bishopric, particularly the
well-known one of Spa, offer their aid; and some of the best beer in the
world, which is brewed in these territories, diversifies his spiritual
Lordship’s cup, and, with its pungent bitter, sends back his palate to
his wine with renovated relish.

It is astonishing how inconsistent with themselves, and how discordant
in their constituent principles, some very wise institutions are. Thus
Episcopacy, and all other branches, posts or ranks, high or low,
commissioned or non-commissioned, of the Church, publicly and
systematically profess poverty, abstinence, and an utter indifference to
temporal concerns, while their livings are enormous, and themselves
overfed. Nay, so cautiously has ecclesiastical law provided for that,
even in our liberal establishments, that a Bishop, at his instalment,
positively declares, in the face of GOD, at the holy altar, that he is
averse to being a Bishop——_nolo Episcopari_. Under such conditions, what
must not the charity, the condescension, the mortifying submission of a
Divine be, to stoop to a Bishopric, and suffer such a heavy load to be
heaped upon his back——against his will! Assuredly, the imposing a
Bishopric upon him must be a great act of violence on his inclinations:
for I cannot think it possible that a Christian Divine would, in the
first place, commit the crime of simony by seeking preferment, and
gaining it by prostitution; much less can I believe that he would be
guilty, at the holy altar, of a solemn act of perjury, by swearing _nolo
Episcopari_, if he was not actually, and _bonâ fidê_, averse to a
Bishopric.

The Bishop of Liege, however, may be fairly acquitted on the score of
his temporal half, for the share of transgressions committed by his
spiritual half. And unquestionably, as a Christian Divine, he must groan
in spiritual humiliation, when he reflects that his title is emblazoned
with the gorgeous vanities of Prince of Liege, Duke of Bouillon, Marquis
of Franchemont, Count of Looz, &c. Such a set of proud worldly titles
are of themselves sufficient (putting the wine and beer, and repletion,
out of the question) to annihilate the spiritual merits of the Bishop,
and expunge the grace of GOD from his name here, if not from himself
hereafter.

Of all kinds of Slavery, that Nation groans beneath the worst, which has
the name, without the essence, of a free Constitution; and Germany
abounds with such. By the Constitution of this Bishopric, the Government
consists of three States: the first is the Chapter of Liege; the second,
the Nobility; and the third, the Deputies of the towns and capital.
These, however, are very seldom called together, except to _raise
taxes_, or on some such _extraordinary_ emergency: but there is a
Committee of the States who meet three times a week, and in time of war
daily; they are always about the Prince Bishop, to make remonstrances,
and demand the redress of grievances——from whence we may reasonably
infer, that the People are well protected, or at least well governed;
the continual intercourse between the Committee and Bishops, no doubt,
tending to promote a very happy influence in favour of the People!

In forming this Constitution, special care has been taken to give the
first State a great preponderance. The Chapter is to consist of sixty
persons, who must either prove their Nobility for four generations, both
by father and mother, or have been Doctors or Licentiates of Divinity
for seven years, or of Law for five years, in some famous University,
before they can be admitted.

How is it that the profession of the Law should bear such potent sway in
almost all Countries——that, even in Liege, a Catholic Country and
Ecclesiastical Government, five years study of the Law should be deemed
an equal qualification to seven of Divinity? In England, and its
dependencies, the ascendancy of the Law is still greater; and even in
America, that profession is the first step to State honours. The truth
is, that the science of the Law, which, however despicable in practice,
is the noblest of human sciences, quickens and invigorates the
understanding more than all the other kinds of learning put together;
while the study of Divinity (I do not mean real Divinity or Morality,
but that whimsical jumble of miracles and incongruities, of fulsome cant
and senseless rhapsody, called so by Churchmen) contracts the
understanding, and bends it into a kind of crooked cunning. Formerly,
the Clergy were the dispensers of the Laws, and they alone studied
it——Happy times! happy People! When the united powers of both Lawyers
and Priests were lodged in the same person, it is no wonder that they
were able to enslave the persons, when they had got possession of the
understanding, of the People——that we at this day see so many stupendous
monuments remaining of their pride and power, and that the bloated load
of Episcopacy still has its votaries and supporters.

The Bishopric of Liege is very populous and extensive, containing many
large Towns, many Baronies and Seigniories, seventeen Abbeys for men,
who must be all gentlemen, and eleven for ladies, exclusive of swarms of
inferior note. In this distribution of the Abbeys, male and female, I do
not think that sufficient regard has been had to equality of numbers: I
really think the Fathers have been ill used. The ladies, though, I dare
say, are well enough contented with the arrangement.

Although, as I have already apprized you, I do not mean to enter into a
minute description of towns, so very easily found in many volumes of
Geography and History, there occasionally occur certain curiosities in
some of those towns, which it would be unpardonable in me to pass over,
as they may not perhaps be found in such books of those sciences as fall
in your way.

Liege, the capital of the Bishopric, is unquestionably a beautiful city,
of immense size: its opulence, its pleasantness, its plenty and
salubrity, may be calculated from the name it has long been expressly
called by way of eminence——_the Paradise of Priests_.——Indeed, it must
needs be a holy and a happy city; for it is chiefly occupied with
Convents, Churches, and other religious foundations.

_The Paradise of Priests!_——Excellent! Why, if the Genius of Sensuality
himself were to torture his invention for centuries, to strike out an
appellation for the grand emporium of luxury, voluptuousness and sensual
enjoyment, he could not have hit on one so singularly appropriate as
_the Paradise of Priests_.

In a grand Cathedral here, are five great silver chests full of
reliques, besides several silver statues of Saints; and a Saint GEORGE
on horseback, of massy gold; and in Saint WILLIAM’S Convent, without the
city, is the tomb of the famous English traveller, Sir JOHN MANDEVILLE,
from whom all lying travellers have been since proverbially called
_Mandevilles_——an appellation which, I promise you, I will hazard the
imputation of dullness rather than incur. I suppose it was for his truly
priestlike powers in the _marvellous_ that he was honoured with a birth
among their Reverences. They have thought it necessary, however, to
entreat, by an inscription in bad French, all persons who see it, to
pray for his soul. In truth, poor Sir JOHN’S marvellous stories were as
harmless as ever were invented, and entertaining to boot. If so much
could be said for their Reverences, they might venture to rest their
future safety on their own innocence and GOD’S mercy: but I fear their
miracles cut deeper, and will be found to go to a much more important
and serious account.

In the Bishopric of Liege, twenty miles from the capital, stands the
famous town of Spa, so renowned for its excellent waters, that it has
become a vulgar name for almost all mineral waters whatsoever. Those are
said to open obstructions, concoct crudities, dry up excessive moisture,
and strengthen the nerves and bowels; and such is their reputation, that
prodigious quantities of them are carried into foreign countries.

Fortunate coincidence, to have such a choice and easy panacea for
intemperance attached to _the Paradise of Priests_!




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      AIX-LA-CHAPELLE——The imperial city of Aix-la-Chapelle, by the
Germans called Achen, lies at the distance of twenty-fix miles, nearly
East, of Liege. As it was a moderate stage, the weather fine, and the
face of the country around beautiful, I found my journey extremely
pleasant, and entered that famous city in as good a disposition to be
pleased with it, as circumstances and reflections so melancholy as mine
(which, in spite of every effort, would intrude themselves) may be
supposed to allow. It is certainly a very fine city, and well deserves
the reputation it has in all parts of the world.

Perhaps no city in Germany has a fairer claim to antiquity than
Aix-la-Chapelle; for it was famous, even in the time of the ancient
Romans, for its waters, and was by them called _Aquisgranum_, or _Urbs
Aquensis_. It was destroyed by the Huns, who, like the French now,
destroyed and trampled under foot every vestige of refinement, wherever
they carried their conquests; and it lay in ruins till it was rebuilt by
CHARLEMAGNE, who made it the seat of his Empire on this side the Alps.
By him it was ordained, that the Kings of the Romans should be crowned
there: and it has been famous, since that time, for Councils and
Treaties, particularly that famous one between France and Spain in 1663,
and another lately between France and Great Britain.

Although there are many Protestants, both Lutherans and Calvinists, in
this city, they are obliged to go to church two miles off, at a place
called Vaels, in the Dutchy of Limburg; so that Popery prevails with
some portion of its intolerance. Here, as in all other places subject to
its power, it has raised the Gothic gloomy pile, accumulated enormous
masses of wealth, and hoarded up treasures, under the gulling pretexts
of religious paraphernalia: a golden casket, set with precious stones of
inestimable value, is hoarded up, not for the actual value of the
moveable, but as the only fit receptacle for a relique it contains——a
curious one, too, of even its kind——a bit of earth!——A bit of earth?
yes! a bit of earth, common earth!——only with this fortunate
circumstance in addition, that a drop of the blood of Saint STEPHEN
fell, or is said to have fallen, upon it, as he was stoned to death!
think of that, master FREDERICK! Why, when those things occur to me, I
feel myself agitated by a whimsical tumult of sensations, serious and
ludicrous, sorrowful and merry, that it is impossible to
describe——something like that state in which the spirits flutter when a
person whimpers between a laugh and cry. But, to carry the matter
farther, when we recollect that some of the wisest and brightest of
Mankind, some of the bravest Warriors, sternest Philosophers, and ablest
Statesmen, that ever existed, have been the dupes of those shallow
artifices, and actually have knelt in devout homage to these bits of
earth, bone, sticks and stone, &c. we must allow that it answers a great
and noble end, by pointing out to us the infirmity of our nature, and
shewing us, to use the words of one of our brightest luminaries, “what
shadows we are, and what shadows we pursue!”

We have already had, and are likely yet to have, such a clumsy load of
Cathedrals to attend to, that I should not mention that of
Aix-la-Chapelle (a large, gloomy, dreary, old-fashioned, Gothic pile),
were it not that it carries along with it some matters worthy of notice.
What think you, then, of an Emperor, a Pope, and three hundred and
sixty-five Bishops, in one company? Oh! precious assemblage! But where,
I hear you ask——where, in the name of GOD, collect the Bishops? a Pope
and Emperor are easily had! My dear FREDERICK, three hundred and
sixty-five Bishops might easily be picked up in Christendom, and leave
more behind, too, than would serve any useful purpose to the
world.——Yes, the Emperor CHARLEMAGNE, and three hundred and sixty-five
Bishops, were present at the Consecration of this Cathedral by Pope LEO
the Third. That Emperor lies now in great state under the altar of the
choir: Pope LEO rots in Rome; and for the Bishops, they are gone,
perhaps, as _Hamlet_ says, “to stop a beer barrel.”——

             “Th’ imperial CÆSAR, dead, and turn’d to clay,
             Might stop a hole, to keep the wind away.”

From such a splendid and opulent attendance at the Consecration, one
would naturally expect that this Cathedral would have been, at the very
outset, enriched with costly and valuable trappings: but no——one image
of that of Liege would purchase the whole. It should be recollected,
however, that they were all, excepting the Emperor, Churchmen——a class,
whose charity, generally speaking, has, like a ring, neither end nor
beginning; or at least ends and begins in itself, where nobody can see
it; or, according to the old proverb, begins at home.

To compensate, however, for those worldly, worthless vanities, gold,
silver and jewels, His Holiness, and their three hundred and sixty-five
Graces, presented the Cathedral with some exquisite pieces of relique,
of more inestimable value, by their account, than the mines of Potosi or
Golconda: the first, an old covering——it would be folly for me to say,
whether gown, petticoat or shift——but they, that is to say, the Priests,
say, and the Faithful believe them, that it was the shift worn by the
Virgin MARY at the birth of CHRIST——how their Holinesses came by it, is
hard to conjecture:——in the next place, a piece of coarse cloth, which,
they also say, and are believed when they say, was girt about CHRIST on
the Cross:——thirdly, a piece of cord, with which they say he was
bound:——fourthly, some of the blood of Saint STEPHEN, now eighteen
hundred years old:——and, fifthly, a picture of the Virgin and Child,
embossed on a jasper, by Saint LUKE. With all due deference to their
Reverences’ knowledge, I should think a dozen statues in gold of the
Apostles would be rather a more valuable gift, and more ornamental, than
these rags and cords, which I dare say did not cost altogether six
pence. We talk here of our blue ribbons, our red ribbons, and our stars,
as great donations; but I think the presents of the Pope and three
hundred and sixty-five Bishops to the Cathedral of Aix-la-Chapelle, beat
them out of the field, whether, we consider the magnificence of the
gift, or the generosity of the givers.

But that which, above all things, renders Aix-la-Chapelle worthy of
notice, is the salubrity of its waters, which bring from England, and
all other European Nations, a vast concourse of valetudinarians, who
contribute at once to the gaiety and opulence of the city and adjacent
country. Some of those waters are used for drinking, and others for
bathing, resembling very much, in their quality, the virtues of those of
Bath in Somersetshire, but that some of them are still hotter and
stronger: they are unpleasant to the taste till use reconciles the
palate to them, and most of them have a very offensive smell; but they
are often powerful in effect and give relief in a great variety of
maladies; and they are rendered still more palatable by the commodious
neatness of the baths, the excellence of the accommodations, and the
great plenty of provisions, which are at once good and reasonable in
this city.

I staid so short a time at Aix-la-Chapelle, that I could not, without
the aid of some of the miracles wrought by the Saints of the Romish
Church, or Sir JOHN MANDEVILLE, acquire a sufficient knowledge of the
People, to attempt a description of them, or their manners——but it and
Spa are so well known, that you cannot have much trouble in finding a
description of them already written.

As far as my observations enabled me to judge, there was nothing in the
German character that had the power either to create interest, or excite
great attention.——They are rather to be approved than admired; and,
wanting those prominent features that so whimsically chequer other
Nations with the extremes of bad and good, majestic and ridiculous,
afford little subject to the traveller for the indulgence of sentimental
reflection, or to the philosopher for the exercise of moral speculation.




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      Bidding adieu to the famous city of Aix-la-Chapelle, which, very
untraveller-like, I passed without drinking of its waters, I pushed on,
and soon arrived at the city of Juliers, the capital of a Dutchy of that
name, sixteen miles from Aix. The Country itself is wonderfully
fruitful, teeming with abundance of all sorts of corn, wood, pasture,
woad, coal and cattle; above all, a most excellent breed of horses, of
which great numbers are exported.

As to the city, though a capital, there was nothing in it that I thought
worth attention——that of neatness is its greatest praise. It is not,
like Liege, overloaded with enormous church edifices; but, what is much
better, the People are opulent, the Poor well supplied, and all happy.
In all likelihood, this is owing to the inhabitants being a mixture of
Protestant and Roman Catholic; for, by a treaty between the Elector
Palatine and the Emperor of Brandenburg, respecting the succession of
the territories of the Duke of Cleves, both the Lutherans and Calvinists
of this Dutchy, and of Berg, are to enjoy the public exercise of their
religion, and all other religious rites.

If experience would allow us to wonder at any thing in the management of
the Rulers of Nations, it must surely be matter of astonishment, that in
an article of such consequence as eternity, and which must be directed
by private sentiments alone, such violence should systematically be
offered to opinion, and that Mankind should be dragooned, as they have
been for so many weary centuries, into the profession of particular
modes of faith. Combating opinion by force is so absurd, that I am sure
those who have attempted it, never could flatter themselves with the
slightest hopes of success. It is therefore clear, that it was in
motives very different from real wishes for the eternal welfare of Man’s
soul, that religious persecution originated. Political finesse and State
stratagem are the parents of persecution: and until every Constitution
is clean purged of religious prejudices, it must continue to be clogged
with obstructions, and involved in confusion. If it be objected that
certain religious sects are hostile to certain States, it may be
answered, that they are so because the State is hostile to them. Cease
to persecute, and they will cease to be hostile——_Sublata causa tollitur
effectus._ It is folly, broad folly, to suppose that there are in any
particular religion, seeds of hostility to government, any more than in
any particular name, complexion, stature, or colour of the hair. Put,
for experiment, all the men in the kingdom, of above five feet ten
inches height, under tests and disqualifications, (and it would be full
as rational as any other tests)——and, my life for it, they would become
hostile, and very justly, too; for there is no principle, human or
divine, that enforces our attachment to that Government which refuses us
protection, much less to that which brands us with disqualifications,
and stigmatises us with unmerited marks of inferiority.

The States of this Dutchy, and that of Berg, consist of the Nobility and
the Deputies of the four chief towns of each; and they lay claim to
great privileges in their Diets—but they are subject to the Elector
Palatine, to whom they annually grant a certain sum for the ordinary
charges of the Government, besides another which bears the name of a
free gift.

Some Authors say that this town was founded by JULIUS; others deny it;
the dispute has run high, and is impossible to be determined:
fortunately, however, for Mankind, it does not signify a straw who built
it; nor could the decision of the question answer any one end that I
know, of instruction, profit or entertainment. _Parva leves capiunt
animas._ Those who rack their brains, or rather their heads, for brains
they can have none, with such finical impertinent inquiries, should be
punished with mortification and disappointment, for the misuse of their
time. But what else can they do? You say, Why, yes; they might sit idle,
and refrain from wasting paper with such execrable stuff; and that would
be better. By the bye, if there were two good friends in every library
in Europe, licensed to purge it, like the Barbar and Curate in _Don
Quixotte_, of all its useless and mischievous stuff, many, many shelves
that now groan under heavy weights would stand empty.

Travelling over a very even road, and a country extremely flat, (for
from Aix-la-Chapelle I met with but one hill), I arrived at Cologne, the
capital, not only of the Archbishopric of that name, but of the Circle
of the Lower Rhine. My spirits, which were not in the very best tone,
were not at all raised on entering the city, by the ringing of
Church-bells, of all tones and sizes, in every quarter. Being a
stranger, I thought it had been a rejoicing day; but, on inquiry, found
that it was the constant practice. Never, in my life, had I heard such
an infernal clatter: never before had I seen any thing so gloomy and
melancholy——the streets black——dismal bells tolling——bald-pated Friars,
in myriads, trailing their long black forms through the streets, molding
their faces into every shape that art had enabled them to assume, in
order to excite commiseration, and begging alms with a melancholy song
calculated for the purpose, somewhat like that of our blind beggars in
London, and productive of the same disagreeable effect upon the spirits.
In short, I was not an hour in Cologne, when those circumstances,
conspiring with the insuperable melancholy of my mind, made me wish
myself out of it.

Nevertheless, Cologne is a fine city; and if it be any satisfaction to
you to spin those fine imaginary ligaments that, in the brain of the
book-worm, connect the ancient and modern world, I will inform you, that
it was anciently called _Colonia Agrippina_, because AGRIPPINA, the
mother of NERO, was born there, and honoured it with a Roman Colony,
because it was her birth-place. The mind, forced back to that period;
and contemplating the mischiefs of that monster NERO, cannot help
wishing that Cologne had been burnt the night of her birth, and Miss
AGRIPPINA buried in the ruins, ere she had lived to give birth to that
scourge of the world.

Although the established religion here be the Roman Catholic,
extraordinary as it may appear, they are very jealous of powers and
though the Elector, by his officers, administers justice in all criminal
causes, they will not permit him, in person, to reside above three days
at a time in the city, nor to bring a great train with him when he
visits it; for this reason he commonly resides at Bonne.

Cologne has a very considerable trade, particularly in Rhenish wine; and
its gin is reckoned the best in the world, and bears a higher price than
any other in all the Nations of Europe.

Like all great Roman Catholic cities, it has a profusion of churches,
crosses, miracles, saints, and church trinkets; and I really think it
has more steeples and bells than any two cities in Germany. As Liege was
called the Paradise of Priests, this ought to be called the Golgotha of
Skulls and Skull-caps. In the church of Saint URSULA, they shew, or
pretend at least to shew, the bones of eleven thousand Virgin Martyrs.
The skulls of some of those imaginary Virgins are in silver cases, and
others in skull-caps, of cloth, of gold, and velvet. And in the church
of Saint GERION, are no less than nine hundred heads of Moorish
Cavaliers, of the army of the Emperor CONSTANTINE, (previous to that
Saint’s conversion to Christianity), who they say was beheaded for
refusing to sacrifice to idols: by the bye, the Popish Divines burn,
instead of beheading, for not sacrificing to idols——Every one of those
heads, however, has a cap of scarlet, adorned with pearls. The whole
forms a spectacle, no doubt, equally agreeable and edifying. It struck
me, however, as an extremely ludicrous sight, malgre the solemnity of so
many death’s heads: and when their story was recounted, I could not help
internally chuckling, and saying (rather punningly, to be sure), “Ah!
what _blockheads_ ye must have been, to suffer yourselves to be
separated from your snug warm bodies, rather than drop down and worship
an idol, in which so many good Christian Divines have shewn you an
example!” This, you will conclude, I said to myself: an avowal of my
sentiments in that place might have given my head a title to a scarlet
cap and pearls; and as I had some further use for it, I did not think it
expedient to leave it behind me in the Church of Saint GERION——so, very
prudently, kept my mind to myself.

Coming out of the Church, a multitude of beggars, all in canonicals, or
student’s habits, surrounded, beseeching me for alms——one, pour l’amour
de DIEU; another, pour l’amour de la Sainte Vierge; a third, pour le
salut de notre Redempteur; a fourth, pour l’amour de Saint GERION; and
so on!

When I had gone as far as I wished in donations, another attacked me:
though I told him my charity-bank was exhausted, he persevered, and was
uncommonly solicitous——till at length, having exhausted the whole
catalogue of Saints that are to be found in the Calendar, he raised his
voice from the miserable whine of petition, and exclaimed with great
energy, “Par les neuf cent tetes des Cavaliers Maures qui sont
sanctifies au Ciel, je vous conjure de me faire l’aumone!” This was too
formidable an appeal to be slighted; and so, in homage to the skulls and
red caps, I put my hand in my pocket, and stopped his clamours.

Those miserable modes of peculation are the most pardonable of any
produced by the Church: we have no right to regret a trifle sacrificed
at the shrine of compassion, even when that compassion is mistaken; but
our reason revolts at imposition, when it calls coercion to its aid, and
assumes the name of right.

Without any national predilection, which you know I am above, I think
our Church affairs in Scotland are arranged upon a better system than
any other that I know of: hence their Clergy are in general examples
worthy of imitation, for learning, piety, and moral conduct.




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      Laboured investigations to establish connections between the
history of the ancient and business of the modern world, and virulent
disputes about trifles of antiquity, such as in what year this place was
built, or that great man was born, when and where JULIUS CÆSAR landed in
England, whether he passed this road or that, what route HANNIBAL took
over the Alps, and such like, are so essentially uninteresting, useless
and unimportant, so unprofitable, and, one would think, so painful too,
that it is wonderful how so many men of great learning have been unwise
enough to employ their lives in the research.

It does not follow, however, that when information that tends to recall
to our minds the great men of antiquity is presented to us, we should
reject it. A man of classical taste and education feels a delight in
those little memorials of what gave him pleasure in his youth. I know a
Gentleman, who, being at Seville, in Spain, travelled to Cordova, for no
other purpose but to see the town where LUCAN and SENECA were born: and
I dare say, that if you were at Cologne, you would be much pleased to
see the Town-house, a great Gothic building, which contains a variety of
ancient inscriptions; the first to commemorate the kindness of JULIUS
CÆSAR to the Ubii, who inhabited this place, and of whom you have found
mention made by him in his Commentaries, and also his building two
wooden bridges over the Rhine: a second commemorates AUGUSTUS sending a
colony here. There is also a cross-bow of whalebone, twelve feet long,
eight broad, and four inches thick, which they who speak of it
conjecture to have belonged to the Emperor MAXIMIN’s. There are also
some Roman inscriptions in the arsenal, the import of which I now
forget.

It is very extraordinary, but certainly a fact, that there are, about
Cologne, families yet existing, who indulge the senseless ambition of
pretending to be descended from the ancient Romans, and who actually
produce their genealogies, carried down from the first time this city
was made a colony of the Roman Empire. Of all kinds of vanity, this is
perhaps the most extravagant: for, if antiquity merely be the object,
all are equally high, since all must have originated from the same
stock; and if it be the pride of belonging to a particular family who
were distinguished for valour or virtue, a claim which often only serves
to prove the degeneracy of the claimant, it could not apply in the case
of a whole People: but this is among the frailties of humanity; and we
are often so dazzled with the splendour of terrestrial glory, that we
endeavour to be allied to it even by the most remote and ridiculous
connections. I heard of a man, whose pride and boast, when drunk, was,
that Dean SWIFT had once thrown his mother’s oysters (she was an
oyster-wench) about the street, and then gave her half a crown as an
atonement for the injury. On the strength of this affinity did he call
the Dean nothing but _Cousin Jonathan_, though the Dean was dead before
he was born!

But of all the stories I have ever heard as illustrative of this strange
ambition, that which the late Lord ANSON has left us is the most
striking. When that great man was travelling in the East, he hired a
vessel to visit the island of Tenedos: his pilot, a modern Greek,
pointing to a bay as they sailed along, exclaimed in great triumph,
“There, ay, there it was that our fleet lay.”——“What fleet?”
interrogated ANSON——“Why, our Grecian fleet, at the siege of Troy,”
returned the pilot.

While those doughty descendants of the ancient Romans indulge the
cheerless idea of their great and illustrious line of ancient ancestry,
the Prince who rules them felicitates himself with the more substantial
dignities and emoluments of his modern offices. As Elector and
Archbishop of Cologne, he has dominion over a large, fruitful and
opulent country: he is the most powerful of the ecclesiastical Electors:
he has many Suffragan Princes, lay and spiritual, under him; and he is
Archchancellor of the Holy Roman Empire. The revenues of his
Archbishopric amount annually to one hundred and thirty thousand pounds
sterling; and as Elector, he is possessed of several other great
benefices. I presume, because he is a Prince, that he is a man of sense;
and, I will venture to say, that, as such, he would not barter those
good things for the power to demonstrate that LUCRETIA was his aunt,
BRUTUS his grandfather, and the great JULIUS CÆSAR himself his
cousin-german.

CHRIST chose his disciples out of fishermen. The Chapter of Cologne is,
perhaps, on the contrary, the very most Aristocratic body existing,
being composed of forty Canons, who are Princes or Counts of the
Empire——Of those, twenty-five choose the Archbishop, and may advance one
of their own body to that great and wealthy dignity, if they please.

From Cologne I proceeded to the town of Bonne, which is said to take its
name from the pleasantness of its situation. Here the Elector resides,
and has a very fine palace. The country around is extremely fruitful and
pleasant, and is blessed with most of the good things which render the
Rich magnificent and happy, and remind the Poor of their inferiority and
wretchedness——particularly wine, which is here remarkably excellent. It
contains Churches, Priests, Convents, Cloisters, &c.; but I need not
mention them——what place could exist without them?

I should not forget to tell you, that, at this place, JULIUS CÆSAR built
one of his bridges across the Rhine——works which would have handed down
to posterity the name of a common man, for the magnitude of the
structure and ingenuity of the contrivance, but are lost in the crowd of
astonishing talents which distinguished that brightest of mortals. The
greatest Biographer of Antiquity says of him, that he was as great a
General as HANNIBAL, as great an Orator as CICERO; and as great a
Politician as AUGUSTUS; but it might be added, that he was among the
first Poets of his day——that he was of the first mechanical genius, and
the finest gentleman, in Rome.

Nature seems to have formed, in CÆSAR, a compendious union of all human
talents, as if to demonstrate how unavailing they were when opposed to
strict rigid honesty and virtue in the character of BRUTUS.

To go from Bonne to Frankfort, there are two ways——one over the
mountains of Wetterania, the other up the river Rhine. I made no
hesitation to adopt the latter, and was rewarded for my choice with the
view of as fine a country, inhabited by as fine a race of People, as I
had ever seen. Valleys filled with herds, plains enamelled with
corn-fields, and the hills covered with vineyards, regaled the eye, and
conveyed to the mind all the felicitating ideas of plenty, natural
opulence, and true prosperity. My anxiety, however, to get forward, and
disengage myself from a species of solitude in a country where, though
travelling is cheap, accommodations of most kinds in the public houses
are bad, induced me to push on, without taking the time necessary for
making accurate observations on the country as I passed; so that,
gliding, as it were, imperceptibly, through a number of towns, of which
I recollect nothing distinctly but the names of Coblentz and Mentz, I
arrived at the great, free and imperial city of Frankfort on the Maine.

Here I shall stop, for a short time, my relation, in order to give you
time for just reflection and examination of what I have already written:
and as, in the latter part of it, I have skimmed very lightly over the
country, I desire that you will supply the deficiency of my information
by close research in books; inform yourself of the great outlines of the
Germanic Constitution; look back to its origin, its progress, and its
establishment; thence proceed to the distinct parts, or inferior States,
of which it is composed; ponder them all well; and from those draw your
own inferences, and let me hear what they are with freedom: should they
be wrong, I will endeavour to set them right; but should they be right,
they will afford me the most lively satisfaction; for they will serve to
correct one of the greatest errors under which youth labours——an
overweening, sanguine imagination, that things in this life are, or at
least can be modelled into perfection; whereas experience, and a just
observation of the history of Mankind, will shew, that on this ball
things will never be as they ought, but must remain as they
are——imperfect.




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      The country about Frankfort is delightful, rich and fruitful, and
watered by the beautiful river Maine, which divides the city into two
parts, that on the North being called Frankfort, and that on the South,
Saxenhausen, from the Saxons, who are supposed to have been the founders
of it. The city itself is large, populous and rich, and distinguished
for being the place where the Emperor and King of the Romans is
elected——though, by the appointment of CHARLEMAGNE, Cologne has a
superior claim to that honour. The Magistrates, and great part of the
inhabitants, are Lutherans or Calvinists; notwithstanding which, most of
the Churches are in the hands of the Roman Catholics——a laudable
instance of the true tolerant spirit of a wise and virtuous institution,
and a heavy reflection upon, as well as a noble example to the Popish
Powers of Europe.

The territory belonging to Frankfort is of very considerable extent; and
the trade carried on through it, by means of the rivers Rhine and Mayne,
of very great importance, not only to the country itself, but to other
commercial nations, and particularly to Great Britain, whose
manufactures are sent to Frankfort, and thence circulated through the
Continent, in amazing quantities.

The fairs of Frankfort are talked of all over Europe——of such importance
are they in the world of commerce. They are held, one at Easter, and
another in September, and continue for three weeks, during which time
the resort of people there from all quarters is astonishing. Every thing
is done by the Government to render them as attractive to Merchants as
possible; and the taxes or duties are extremely low——a bale of the value
of ten or twenty thousand crowns paying duty only about ten or eleven
pence of our money. All commodities from all parts of the world are sold
there, and circulated through the Empire; but, particularly, books are
sold in prodigious quantities. After the fairs are over, the shops of
the foreign Merchants are shut up, and their names written over their
doors.

To give an idea of the great importance these fairs are to commerce, I
need only mention, that in the present war, the impediments thrown by
the French in the way of the transit of goods up the Rhine, and the
shutting up that fair, gave a most alarming paralysis to the
manufacturing establishments of England, and a shock to public credit in
consequence, that would, but for the timely interference of Parliament,
have, in all probability, been fatal to the national credit.

Frankfort is in many respects a pleasant place: the Merchants are
extremely convivial and sociable, and form clubs, where they meet to
drink tea and coffee, and play at cards. There is a play-house also, a
great number of coffee-houses, and other houses of entertainment in
abundance. The country around is covered with woods and vineyards; and
the circumjacent villages are very pleasant, and well supplied with
houses of entertainment, to which the inhabitants of the city resort in
the Summer season; and the inns in Frankfort are excellent.

A singular custom prevails here, which I think worth mentioning: Taverns
are denoted by pine-trees planted before the doors of them; and the
different prices of the wines in their cellars are marked in ciphers on
the door-posts.

In the town here is presented the original Golden Bull, or Pope’s
Authority, which contains the rules and orders to be observed at the
election of the Emperors. This Golden Bull is never shewn to strangers
but in the presence of two of the Council and the Secretary——It is a
little manuscript in quarto, consisting of forty-two leaves of
parchment, with a gold seal of three inches diameter, of the value of
twenty duckets, hung to it by a cord of yellow silk. It is said to be
written in Latin and Gothic characters, without diphthongs; and kept in
a black box, together with two written translations of it into the
German language.

It is said of Frankfort, that the Roman Catholics possess the churches,
the Lutherans the dignities, and the Calvinists the riches. It is
therefore one of the few places in Christendom where the churches and
the riches do not go into the same hands.

From Frankfort to Augsburgh, I passed through a number of towns, all of
them so very inconsiderable as not to merit any particular description.
The way lies from the Palatinate through the Circle of Suabia. In the
extreme end of the Palatinate, and immediately before entering the
Dutchy of Wirtemberg, the country is covered with fir-trees; and money
is so scarce in it, that a loaf of wheaten bread, weighing eight pounds,
costs but two pence.

The city of Augsburgh is the capital of a Bishopric of that name in the
Circle of Suabia, and is worthy of the attention of the classical
traveller for its antiquity. About twelve years before the birth of
CHRIST, AUGUSTUS CÆSAR subdued all this country, and, on the place where
Augsburgh now stands, formed a colony, gave the town the name of Augusta
Vindelicorum, and put it under the government of DRUSUS, the brother of
TIBERIUS, afterwards Emperor of Rome. The inhabitants of this place were
the Vindelic, a branch of the Illyrians. But, ancient though it be, it
has little more of antiquity to entitle it to notice than the bare name;
for it has been pillaged so often, particularly by that monster ATTILA,
that there are scarcely any remains of its antiquity to be found.

Augsburgh is now, however, a handsome city——the public buildings in
general magnificent, and adorned with fountains, water engines of a
curious construction, and statues.

The most rich and splendid part of the town belongs to a family of the
name of FUGGERS (originally descended from a weaver), who enriched
themselves by commerce, and one of whom rendered not only himself, but
the whole family, conspicuous, by entertaining the Emperor CHARLES the
Fifth in a superb manner, and supplying him with money, and then
throwing his bond into the fire; in return for which, the Emperor made
him a Count of the Empire.

This city is remarkable for goldsmiths’ ware; and its mechanics are
equal to any in the world, for works in gold, ivory, clocks, and
time-pieces; and they engrave better than any people in Germany, which
brings them considerable profits. But what they are, above all other
people, eminent for, is the manufacturing steel-chains so prodigiously
fine, that when one of them, of a span in length, has been put about the
neck of a flea, it lifts up the whole of it as it leaps; and yet those
are sold for less than a shilling of our money a piece.

Controversy, and difference in religious opinions, which has almost,
ever since the commencement of Christianity, disgraced the human
understanding, and defaced society, imposes upon the liberal,
well-thinking traveller, the office of satirist but too often.
Augsburgh, however, is a splendid exception, and holds up a most
glorious spectacle of manly sense, generous sentiment, justice, and I
will say policy too, vanquishing that shark-jawed enemy of Mankind,
bigotry. The Magistracy of Augsburgh is composed of about an equal
number of Protestants and Roman Catholics——their Senate consisting of
twenty-three Roman Catholics and twenty-two Lutherans, and their Common
Council of a hundred and fifty of each: The executive power is lodged in
the Senate——the legislative authority in both bodies. But, what is
hardly to be found any where, they all, as well as the People, agree
together in the most perfect harmony, notwithstanding the difference of
religion; and at all tables but the Communion table, they associate
together, dip in the same dish, and drink of the same cup, as if they
had never heard of the odious distinction of Papist and Protestant, but
as being bound to each other by the great and irrefragable bond of
humanity: fellow-creatures, affected by the same feelings, impelled by
the same passions, labouring under the same necessities, and heirs to
the same sufferings, their means of assuaging the one, gratifying or
resisting another, and supplying the third, are the same, though
chequered and varied a little in the mode——the road alone different, the
ends alike. Is it not cruel, then——is it not intolerable, that the
calamaties inseparable from humanity should be aggravated with
artificial stings, and the nakedness of human nature exposed, and
rendered more offensive, by factitious calamities of human contrivance?
Cursed were those who first fomented those disputes, and cast those
apples of discord through the world: blind were they who first were
seduced from the paths of peace by them; and more cursed, and more
blind, must they be, who, in this time of intellect and illumination,
continue, on the one hand, to keep up a system so wicked and so
detestable, or, on the other, to submit to error at once so foolish and
so fatal.




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      For the reasons mentioned in my last, Augsburgh is a most
agreeable place to live in. Touched with the sensations natural to a man
who loved to see his fellow-creatures happy, my heart expanded to a
system of peace and harmony, comprehending the whole globe: my mind
expatiated involuntarily on the blessings and advantages derived from
such a system; and, taking flight from the bounds of practicability, to
which our feeble nature is pinned on this earth, into the regions of
fancy, had reared a fabric of Utopian mold, which, I verily believe,
exceeded in extravagance the works of all the Utopian architects that
ever constructed castles in the air.

Hurried on by this delightful vision, my person paid an involuntary
obedience to my mind; and the quickness of my pace increasing with the
impetuosity of my thoughts, I found myself, before I was aware of it,
within the Chapel-door of the Convent of the Carmelites. Observing my
error, I suddenly turned about, in order to depart, when a Friar, a
goodly person of a man, elderly, and of a benign aspect, called me, and,
advancing towards me, asked, in terms of politeness, and in the French
language, why I was retreating so abruptly——I was confused: but truth is
the enemy before whom confusion ever flies; and I told him the whole of
my mistake, and the thoughts from which they arose.

The good father, waving further discourse on the subject, but with a
smile which I thought carried a mixture of benevolence for myself, and
contempt for my ideas, brought me through the Church, and shewed me all
the curiosities of the place, and particularly pointed out to me, as a
great curiosity, a sun-dial made in the form of a Madonna, the head
enriched with rays and stars, and in the hand a sceptre which marked the
hours.

Quitting the Chapel, and going towards the Refectory, the Friar stood,
and, looking at me with a smile of gaiety, said, “I have yet something
to shew you, which, while Lady Madonna marks the time, will help us to
pass it; and, as it will make its way with more force and subtlety to
your senses than those I have yet shewn you, will be likely to be longer
retained in remembrance.”

He spoke a few words in German, which of course I did not understand, to
a vision bearing the shape of a human creature, who, I understood, was a
lay-brother; and, turning down a long alley, brought me to his cell,
where we were soon followed by the aforesaid lay-brother, with a large
earthen jug of liquor, two glasses, and a plate with some delicately
white biscuit.

“You must know,” said the Friar, “that the Convent of Carmelites at
Augsburgh has for ages been famed for beer unequalled in any part of the
world; and I have brought you here to have your opinion——for, being an
Englishman, you must be a judge, the Britons being famed for luxury, and
a perfect knowledge of the _savoir vivre_.” He poured out, and drank to
me: it looked liker the clearest Champaigne than beer——I never tasted
any thing to equal it; and he seemed highly gratified by my expressions
of praise, which I lavished upon it, as well from politeness, as regard
to truth.

After we had drank a glass each, “I have been reflecting,” said the
Friar, “on the singular flight of fancy that directed your steps into
this Convent——Your mind was diseased, my son! and a propitious
superintending Power has guided your steps to a physician, if you will
but have the goodness to take the medicine he offers.”

I stared with visible marks of astonishment.

“You are surprised,” continued he; “but you shall hear! When first you
disclosed to me those sickly flights of your mind, I could on the
instant have answered them: but you are young——you are an
Englishman——two characters impatient of reproof: the dogmas of a Priest,
I thought therefore, would be sufficiently difficult to be digested of
themselves, without any additional distaste caught from the chilling
austerity of a Chapel.”

I looked unintentionally at the earthen jug, and smiled.

“It is very true,” said he, catching my very inmost thoughts from the
expression of my countenance——“it is very true! good doctrine may, at
certain times, and with certain persons, be more effectually enforced
under the cheering influence of the social board, than by the
authoritative declamation and formal sanctity of the pulpit; nor am I,
though a Carmelite, one of those who pretend to think, that a thing in
itself good, can be made bad by decent hilarity, and the animation
produced by a moderate and wise use of the goods of this earth.”

I was astonished——

“You fell into a reverie,” continued he, “produced by a contemplation of
the happiness of a society existing without any difference, and where no
human breath should be wasted on a sigh, no ear tortured with a groan,
no tears to trickle, no griefs or calamities to wring the heart.”

“Yes, father!” said I, catching the idea with my former enthusiasm;
“that would be my wish——that my greatest, first desire.”

“Then seest thou,” interrupted he, “the extent of thy wish, suppose you
could realize it, which, thank GOD! you cannot.”

“What! thank GOD that I cannot? are these your thoughts?”

“Yes, my son; and ere Madonna marks the progress of ten minutes with her
sceptre, they will be your’s too.”

“Impossible!”

“Hear me, my son!——Is not death a horrible precipice to the view of
human creatures?”

“Assuredly,” said I——“the most horrible: human laws declare that, by
resorting to it for punishment, as the ultimatum of all terrible
inflictions.”

“When, then,” said he, “covered as we are with misery, to leave this
world is so insupportable to the human reflection, what must it be if we
had nothing but joy and felicity to taste of in this life? Mark me,
child!” said he, with an animated zeal that gave an expression to his
countenance beyond any thing I had ever seen: “the miseries, the
calamities, the heart-rendings, and the tears, which are so intimately
interwoven by the great Artist in our natures as not to be separated in
a single instance, are in the first place our security of a future
state, and in the next place serve to slope the way before us, and, by
gradual operation, fit our minds for viewing, with some sort of
fortitude, that hideous chasm that lies between us and that
state——death. View those miseries, then, as special acts of mercy and
commiseration of a beneficient Creator, who, with every calamity, melts
away a link of that earthly chain that fetters our wishes to this dismal
world. Accept his blessings and his goods, when he sends them, with
gratitude and enjoyment: receive his afflictions, too, with as joyous
acceptance, and as hearty gratitude. Thus, and not otherwise, you will
realize all your Utopian flights of desire, by turning every thing to
matter of comfort, and living contented with dispensations which you
cannot alter, and, if you could, would most certainly alter for the
worse.”

I sat absorbed in reflection——The Friar, after some pause, proceeded——

“Errors arising from virtuous dispositions and the love of our
fellow-creatures, take their complexion from their parent motives, and
are virtuous. Your wishes, therefore, my son! though erroneous, merit
reward, and, I trust, will receive it from that Being who sees the
recesses of the heart; and if the truths I have told you have not failed
to make their way to your understanding, let your adventure of to-day
impress this undeniable maxim on your mind——so limited is Man, so
imperfect in his nature, that the extent of his virtue borders on vice,
and the extent of his wisdom on error.”

I thought he was inspired; and, just as he got to the last period, every
organ of mine was opened to take in his words.

“’Tis well, my son!” said he——“I perceive you like my doctrine: then
(changing his manner of speaking, his expressive countenance the whole
time almost anticipating his whole words) take some more of it,” said he
gaily, pouring out a fresh glass. I pleaded the fear of inebriety——“Fear
not,” said he; “the beer of this Convent never hurts the intellect.”

Our conversation continued till near dinner-time; for I was so
delighted, I scarcely knew how to snatch myself away: such a happy
melange of piety and pleasantry, grave wisdom and humour, I had never
met. At length, the Convent-bell tolling, I rose: he took me by the
hand, and, in a tone of the most complacent admonition, said, “Remember,
my child! as long as you live, remember the Convent of the Carmelites;
and in the innumerable evils that certainly await you if you are to live
long, the words you have heard from old Friar AUGUSTINE will afford you
comfort.”

“Father!” returned I, “be assured I carry away from you a token that
will never suffer me to forget the hospitality, the advice or the
politeness of the good father AUGUSTINE. Poor as I am in natural means,
I can make no other return than my good wishes, nor leave any impression
behind me: but as my esteem for you, and perhaps my vanity, make me wish
not to be forgotten, accept this, (a seal ring, with a device in hair,
which I happened to have on my finger); and whenever you look at it, let
it remind you of one of those, I dare say innumerable, instances, in
which you have contributed to the happiness and improvement of your
fellow-creatures.”

The good old man was affected, took the ring, and attended me to the
Convent gate, pronouncing many blessings, and charging me to make
Augsburgh my way back again to England if possible, and take one glass
more of the Convent ale.




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      Leaving Augsburgh, I travelled through Bavaria a long way before I
reached the Tyrol County, of the natural beauty of which I had heard
much, and which I therefore entered with great expectations of that
sublime gratification the beauties of Nature never fail to afford me. I
was not disappointed; indeed, my warmest expectations were exceeded.

The first thing that strikes a traveller from Bavaria, on entering it,
is the fort of Cherink, built between two inaccessible rocks which
separate Tyrol from the Bishopric of Freisingen. So amply has Nature
provided for the security of this Country against the incursion of an
enemy, that there is not a pass which leads to it that is not through
some narrow defile between mountains almost inaccessible; and on the
rocks and brows of those passes, the Emperor has constructed forts and
citadels, so advantageously placed, that they command all the valleys
and avenues beneath.

After a variety of windings and turnings through mountains of stupendous
height and awful aspect, I began to descend, and entered the most
delightful valley I had ever beheld——deep, long, and above a mile in
breadth——surrounded with enormous piles of mountains, and diversified
with the alternate beauties of nature and cultivation, so as to form an
union rarely to be met with, and delight at once the eye of the farmer,
and the fancy of him that has a true taste for rural wildness. From the
heights in descending, the whole appeared in all its glory; the
beautiful river Inn gliding along through it longitudinally, its banks
studded with the most romantic little villages, while a number of
inferior streams were seen winding in different courses, and hastening
to pour their tribute into its bosom.

Here I felt my heart overwhelmed with sensations of transport, which all
the works of art could never inspire: here Nature rushed irresistible
upon my senses, and, making them captive, exacted their acknowledgment
of her supremacy: here vanity, ambition, lust of fame and power, and all
the tinselled, gaudy, frippery to which habit and worldly custom enslave
the mind, retired, to make way for sentiments of harmony, purity,
simplicity, and truth: here Providence seemed to speak in language most
persuasive, “come, silly Man, leave the wild tumult, the endless
struggle, the glittering follies, the false and spurious pleasures which
artifice creates, to seduce you from the true——dwell here——and in the
lap of Nature study me:” Here, oh! here, exclaimed I, in a transport
which bereft me, for the time, of every other consideration, here will I
dwell for ever. The charm was too finely spun, to withstand the hard
tugs of fact; and all its precious delusions vanished before a host of
gloomy truths——deranged affairs——family far off, with the distance daily
increasing——the hazards and the hardships of a long untried journey——and
the East Indies, with all its horrors, in the rear. I hung my head in
sorrow; and, offering up a prayer to protect my family, strengthen
myself, and bring us once more together in some spot heavenly as that I
passed through, was proceeding on in a state of dejection proportionate
to my previous transports, when I was roused by my postillion, who,
pointing to a very high, steep rock, desired me to take notice of it. I
did so; but seeing nothing very remarkable in its appearance, asked him
what he meant by directing my attention to it——He answered me in the
following manner, which, from the singularity of the narrative, and his
strange mode of telling it, I think it would injure to take out of his
own words: I will, therefore, endeavour, as well as I can, to give you a
literal translation of it; and, indeed, the impression it made on my
memory was such, that, I apprehend, I shall not materially differ from
his words:

“You must know, Sir, (for every one in the world knows it), that all
these mountains around us, are the abodes of good and evil spirits, or
Genii——the latter of whom are continually doing every malicious thing
they can devise, to injure the people of the country,——such as leading
them astray——smothering them in the snow——killing the cattle by throwing
them down precipices——nay, when they can do no worse, drying up the milk
in the udders of the goats——and, sometimes, putting between young men
and their sweethearts, and stopping their marriage. Ten thousand curses
light upon them! I should have been married two years ago, and had two
children to-day, but for their schemes. In short, Sir, if it were not
for the others——the good ones——who are always employed (and the blessed
Virgin knows they have enough on their hands) in preventing the
mischiefs of those devils, the whole place would be destroyed, and the
country left without a living thing, man or goat!”

Here I could not, for the life of me, retain my gravity any longer, but
burst, in spite of me, into an immoderate fit of laughter, which so
disconcerted and offended him, that he sullenly refused to proceed with
the story any farther, but continued marking his forehead (his hat off)
with a thousand crosses, uttering pious ejaculations, looking at me with
a mixture of terror, distrust and admiration, and every now and then
glancing his eye askance toward the hills, as if fearful of a descent
from the evil spirits.

My curiosity was awakened by the very extraordinary commencement of his
narrative; and I determined, if possible, to hear it out: so, assuring
him that I meant nothing either of slight or wickedness by my
laughter——that I had too serious ideas of such things to treat them with
levity——and, what was more convincing logic with him, promising to
reward him for it——he proceeded with his story as follows:

“Well, Sir, you say you were not sporting with those Spirits——and
fortunate it is for you: at all events, Saint JOHN OF GOD be our guide,
and bring us safe to Innspruck. Just so the great MAXIMILIAN was wont to
laugh at them; and you shall hear how he was punished for it——and that
was the story I was about to tell you. The Emperor MAXIMILIAN, that
glory of the world, (he is now in the lap of the blessed Virgin in
Paradise), once on a time, before he was Emperor, that is to say, when
he was Archduke, was always laughing at the country people’s fears of
those spirits——and an old Father of the Church forewarned him to beware,
lest he should suffer for his rashness: so one day he went out hunting,
and at the foot of that mountain a most beautiful Chamois started before
him; he shot at it, and missed it——(the first shot he had missed for
many years, which you know was warning enough to him)——however, he
followed, shooting at and missing it, the animal standing every now and
then till he came up within shot of it: thus he continued till near
night, when the goat disappeared of a sudden, and he found himself
buried, as it were, in the bowels of the mountain: he endeavoured to
find his way out, but in vain; every step he took led him more astray,
and he was for two days wandering about, CHRIST save us! in the
frightful hollows of those mountains, living all the time on wild
berries: on the second night he bethought himself of his want of faith,
and of the saying of old Father JEROME; and he fell on his knees, and
wept and prayed all night; and the Virgin heard his prayers, he being a
good man, and above all, an Emperor——GOD bless you and me! we should
have perished——In the morning, a beautiful young man, dressed in a
peasant’s habit, came up to him, gave him victuals and wine, and desired
him to follow him, which he did, you may be sure, joyfully——but, oh
blessed Virgin! think what his surprise must have been, when, getting
again into the plain out of the mountain, the young man disappeared and
vanished all of a sudden, just at the foot of that steep rock which I
shewed you, and which ever since goes by the name of the Emperor’s
rock——You see what a dangerous place it is, and what dangerous spirits
they must be that would not spare even the holy Roman Emperor. In my
mind, the best way is to say nothing against those things, as some
faithless people do, and to worship the Virgin and keep a good
conscience, and then one will have the less to fear.”

By the time he had ended his narrative, we were in sight of Innspruck,
when I annoyed and terrified him afresh, by laughing immoderately at the
end of his story——but attoned in some measure for it, by giving him half
a florin.

On inquiring at Innspruck, I found that MAXIMILIAN had actually lost his
way in the mountain, and had been conducted out of it by a peasant, who
left him suddenly; the rest was an exaggerated traditionary tale,
arising from the superstitious fears of the country people.




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      In all Nations under Heaven, and at all times since the Creation,
there have been men formed to make a noise in the world——to increase or
impede, to direct or disturb, the calm, sober progress of social
life——and, in the eagerness and violence of their efforts to reach the
goal of superiority, overturn or thrust out of their ordinary path the
rest of Mankind, till either they provoke against them a general
conspiracy of their fellow-creatures, or, till reaching the point of
their pursuit, they become elevated objects of homage and admiration.
Such men are generally composed of great materials for mischief:——having
strong natural talents and violent ungovernable spirits; according to
the direction these get, they are harmless or mischievous——but, like
morbid matter in the animal system, if not let loose by some channel or
other, they never fail to disturb the whole economy of the body they
belong to, and produce fatal consequences to it and to themselves:
Colonial possessions have, therefore, in some views, been of use (as
America formerly to England) to draw off those dangerous spirits, who,
though they are in times of peace better at a distance, in times of war
are found to be the toughest sinews of a Nation.

The county of Tyrol, such as I have described it, formed by Nature for
the residence of the Sylvan Deities, rich in the products of the earth,
the people contented and happy, and the whole the region of peace;
manufactures, the first root of low vices, and commerce, the great
instigator of war, have scarcely been able to set their feet there:
hence it happens, that there is no channel through which those exuberant
spirits I have alluded to can take their course, or expand their force.
Home, therefore, is no place for those of the Tyrolese, who are cursed
or blessed (call it which you please) with those very combustible
qualities; and they are obliged to roam abroad in search of
opportunities of distinguishing themselves, giving vent to their
spirits, and manifesting their talents. They are found, therefore,
scattered all over the Continent: and as it rarely happens that
opportunities occur in life of signalising such talents in a dignified
line, rather than be idle they do what they can, and apply to chicanery
as a wide and appropriate field for their genius and vigour to work
on——the emigrant Tyrolese are, therefore, by most Nations of the
Continent, reckoned among the most expert and accomplished sharpers in
the world——the people, however, who remain at home, are of a different
character——they are, generally speaking, tall, robust and vigorous; the
women strong, and very fair; and both sexes exhibit a very pleasing
mixture of German phlegm and Italian sprightliness; or, to speak more
properly, they are a mean between those two extremes.

Innspruck, though a small city, is handsome and agreeable, standing in a
very beautiful valley, surrounded with mountains, which, while their
lower parts are well cultivated, are capped on the tops with perennial
snow. The castle formerly the residence of the Austrian Princes is
stately and magnificent, adorned within with fine paintings, and
decorated without by natural and artificial fountains, statues, pleasant
gardens, groves, walks and covered galleries, leading to five different
Churches.

_A-propos_——Let me not forget the Churches! In a chapel of the
Franciscan Church, there is an image of the Virgin MARY as big as the
life, of solid silver, with many other images of Saints of the same
metal. If some of those silver Deities were transferred to Paris, I fear
their divinity would not save them from the hands of the sacrilegious
Convention. One thing, however, is well worth the attention of
travellers, particularly those who wish to wipe away the sins of a
deceased friend, and get them a direct passport to happiness——This
Franciscan Church is held to be one of the most sacred and venerable in
the world, on account of the indulgences granted to it by several Popes;
so that one single Mass said in it, is declared to be sufficient to
deliver a soul from the pains of purgatory. When we consider the great
and important extent of their power in that respect, we cannot wonder if
they had all the Saints in the Calendar, and the Virgin MARY to boot, in
solid silver, even of the size of the Colossus at Rhodes.

Hall, the second city in Tyrol, lies one league from Innspruck: it is
famous for its salt-works, and for a mint and silver mines, in which
seven thousand men, women, and children, are constantly employed.

At a royal palace and castle called Ombras, lying at equal distance from
Innspruck and Hall, there is an arsenal, famous for a prodigious
collection of curiosities, such as medals, precious stones, suits of
armour, and statues of several Princes on horseback, in their old rich
fighting accoutrements; besides great variety of military spoils and
trophies taken by the House of Austria; in particular, a statue of
FRANCIS the First and his horse, just as they were taken at the battle
of Pavia, and two others of Turkish Bashaws, with the costly habits and
appointments with which they were taken, embellished with gold, silver,
and precious stones. But, above all their curiosities, the most
extraordinary is an oak inclosing the body of a deer: this last, however
unaccountable, is fact; and equals, I think, any of the wonders in the
metamorphoses of OVID.

Leaving Innspruck, I proceeded on my journey, and soon entered into the
mountains, which are there of a terrible height——I was the best part of
a day ascending them: as I got near the top, I was, shewn, by my driver,
the spot where FERDINAND, King of Hungary, and the Emperor CHARLES the
Fifth, met, when he returned from Africa, in the year 1520. It is marked
with an inscription to that effect, and has grown into a little village,
which, from that circumstance, bears the name of the Salutation.

Although this mountain, called Bremenberg (or Burning-hill), is covered
with snow for nine months in the year, it is inhabited to the very top,
and produces corn and hay in abundance: at the highest part there is a
post-house, a tavern, and a chapel, where the traveller is accommodated
with fresh horses, provisions, and, if he chooses, a mouthful of
prayers——I availed myself of the two first; but the latter being not
altogether in my way, I declined it, for which I could perceive that I
was, by every mouth and eye in the place, consigned to perdition as a
Heretic.

Just at this spot there is a spring of water which falls upon a rock,
and divides into two currents, which, at a very small distance, assume
the appearance, and, in fact, the magnitude too, of very large rivers.
The mountain is sometimes difficult to pass, sometimes absolutely
impracticable——I was fortunate, however, in this respect; for I got over
it without any very extraordinary delay, and on my way was regaled with
the most delicious venison that I have ever tasted in my life; it was
said to be the flesh of a kind of goat.

Although it is but thirty-five miles from Innspruck to Brisen, It was
late when I reached the latter; and as it contained nothing worth either
the trouble or delay attending the search of, I set out the next
morning, and, travelling with high mountains on one side, and a river
all along upon the other, arrived at a town called Bolsano, in the
Bishopric of Trent. The country all along was thickly inhabited, and the
mountains perfectly cultivated and manured even to their highest tops.
On entering the valley of Bolsano, I found the air becoming obviously
sweet, delightful and temperate; the vineyards, and all the trees and
shrubs, olives, mulberries, willows and roses, &c. all of the most
lively green, and every thing marking the most luxuriant vegetation.

Bolsano is a small, but extremely neat and pleasant town——but nothing I
saw about it pleased me so much as their vineyards, which are planted in
long terraces along the sides of the hills, and are formed into the most
beautiful arbours, one row above another.

From Bolsano to Trent, is fifty-one miles, a good day’s journey: almost
the whole of it lies through the valley of Bolsano, a most fruitful and
pleasant——indeed, delightful road, which made the day’s journey appear
to me much shorter than it really was.

Perhaps no part of the habitable globe is, within the same comparatively
small compass of earth, so wonderfully diversified by the hand of Nature
in all her extremes, as that through which I have just carried you.
There, under almost the same glance of the eye, were to be seen the
stupendous, the rugged, the savage, and the inaccessible——the mild, the
fruitful and the cultivated. Here, the mountain capped with perpetual
snow, gradually falling in blended gradations of shade, far beyond the
reach of the artist’s pencil, into the green luxuriant valley; and
there, the vineyard, the olivary, and the rich corn-field, bursting at
once from rugged rocks and inaccessible fastnesses: the churlish aspect
of the tyrant Winter for ever prowling on the mountain’s head
above——perpetual spring smiling with all her fascinating charms in the
plains below. Such scenes as these would baffle all efforts of the
poet’s pen or painter’s pencil: to be conceived, they must be seen. I
shall therefore close my account of them with a strong recommendation to
you, that whenever you travel for improvement, you go through the County
of Tyrol, and there learn the great and marvellous working of Nature.




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      Perhaps the learned unwise men of the world, who spend their lives
poring after impossibilities, have never met with a more copious subject
of puzzle-pated enjoyment than the derivation of the names of places. In
all disputed cases on this subject, the utmost within human reach is
conjecture; but the joke of it is, that, fortunately for Mankind, the
certainty of it would not be of a single button advantage to them, even
if it could be acquired by their search. Doctor GOLDSMITH, in his
_Citizen of the World_, has thrown this matter into high ridicule; and I
recommend it to your perusal, lest this shadow of literature should one
day wheedle you from more respectable pursuits. Trent has afforded vast
exercise to book-worm conjectures in this way; for, while some pronounce
it to be derived from Tridentum, and for this purpose will have it that
NEPTUNE was worshipped there, though so far from the sea——others claim
the discovery of its derivation from Tribus Torrentibus, or three
streams which run there. Now, as to the first, exclusive of forcing
NEPTUNE all the way from the Gulph of Venice to their temples, I cannot
find any such similarity in the sound of Trent and Trident to warrant
the inference; and as to the Tribus Torrentibus, they might as well say
that a primmer or hornbook was found there, and that thence it was
derived from the Alphabet, since the same analogy subsisted between
them, namely, that the letters T,R,E,N,T are to be found in both. But,
in the name of God, what signifies what it was called after? Its name is
Trent; and if it had been Putney, or John o’ Groat’s house, the town
would be neither the better nor the worse, nor the treasures of
literature suffer any defalcation from the difference.

The Bishopric of Trent is about sixty miles long, and forty
broad——fertile, and abundant in wine, oil, fruit and pasture——and
pleasant, the beautiful river Adige meandering through the whole of it
from North to South. The inhabitants are bigoted Roman Catholics——you
will the less wonder, then, that the Bishop should have so extensive a
Principality, and an annual revenue of forty thousand crowns.

As I receded from Germany, and advanced towards Italy, I found the air,
the persons and the manners of the People, to display a very great
difference, and to resemble those of the Italians more than those of the
Germans. Though Popish bigotry be pretty strong in many parts of
Germany, it no where there assumes the gloomy, detestable aspect that it
does in Italy.

And now, since I have happened to mention the characters of those two
People, I may as well, once for all, more particularly as we are got to
the verge of both, give you them in full; in both which I am warranted
in saying, that all who know the two will agree with me.

Perhaps contrast was never more perfectly exemplified than in a
comparison between the Germans and Italians; and that contrast strikes
more forcibly and suddenly in passing from one Country to the other,
than it would in so short a space between any two People existing. The
Italians, jealous, revengeful, treacherous, dissembling, servile,
vicious, sanguinary, idle and sensual. The Germans, on the contrary,
open, good-natured, free from malice and subtlety, laborious, sincere,
honest and hospitable—and, with those valuable qualities, properly
complaisant. So happy is the character of this People, that to be
German-hearted has long been a phrase signifying an honest man who hated
dissimulation: and their hospitality was, even in the days of JULIUS
CÆSAR, remarkable; for we learn from him, that their houses were open to
all men—that they thought it injustice to affront a traveller, and made
it an article of their religion to protect those who came under their
roof. Did not intemperance in eating and drinking detract from their
virtues, no People on earth would bear comparison with them for
intrinsic worth, and particularly for integrity in dealing.

The city of Trent, though not very large in circumference, is populous.
The high mountains which surround it, subject it to all the
inconveniences of heat and cold——rendering the air excessively hot in
Summer, and extremely cold in Winter; besides which, they expose the
town to dreadful inundations——the torrents that descend from the
mountains being sometimes so impetuous as to roll large pieces of rock
with them into it, and having several times laid the whole place waste.

There are in Trent many stately Palaces, Churches and religious houses.
The only one, however, that I will particularize, is that of Saint MARY
MAJOR, noted for a prodigious large organ, which can be made to
counterfeit all sorts of musical instruments, together with the singing
of birds, the cries of several beasts, and the sounds of drums and
trumpets, so exactly, that it is difficult to distinguish between the
imitation and the reality. To what an end such an instrument should be
set up in a place of worship, I am at a loss to divine, unless it be to
add to the rich, useless lumber that fills all those of Popish
Countries.

But that which distinguishes this Church still further, is, that it is
the place where the famous Council of Trent was held, concerning the
Reformation, at which four thousand persons of a public character,
Laymen and Ecclesiastics, assisted. This Council sat eighteen years
before it did any thing: but at last the Pope contrived to get the
ascendant; and, after debating and deliberating so long, not only the
Protestants, but even the German and French Nations, refused to receive
its decrees. Certain of the Clergy, finding the ascendancy that the
negociation of the Pope was getting in this council, said that the Holy
Ghost had been sent there from Rome in a _cloakbag_!

Trent once boasted a curiosity——which indeed still remains, though out
of use——that, I think, would be found serviceable in most towns in
Christendom, and elsewhere too, and particularly at Bath, and such
places. It was a tower on the river Adige, into which the stream was
conducted, for the purpose of drowning such of the Clergy as were
convicted of having been too familiar with their neighbours’ wives and
daughters!

The People of Trent speak promiscuously, and indifferently, both the
German and Italian languages; but whether well or not, I was not adept
enough to discover.

My next stage was Bassano, a town in the territory of Vincenza in Italy,
situated at the end of a very long narrow valley. It is watered by the
river Brenta, which washes that very rich, fertile, serene, healthy and
plentiful district of Italy, so celebrated for its admirable wines, as
well as for its fine pasture-grounds, rich corn-fields, and prodigious
abundance of game, cattle, and mulberry-trees; from all which it is
called the Garden and Shambles of Venice.

The next day I arrived at an early hour at Venice, the description of
which I shall not injure by commencing it with the mutilated fragment of
a Letter, and shall therefore postpone it to my next.

Thus, my dear FREDERICK, have I, in order to preserve the unity and
order of my progress, brought you through Germany with a precise
regularity, that, if I was not wishing for your improvement, might be
dispensed with——yet have left much, very much indeed, untouched, in the
confidence that you will yourself have the industry to find it out.

I confess, my dear boy, that I have often, as I wrote, detected myself
in excursions from the road into moral reflection——but I could not stop:
your improvement was my object in undertaking the business; and I could
not refrain from endeavouring to inculcate such lessons as the progress
of the work suggested, and as impressed my mind with a conviction of
their truth and utility.

You must have observed, that there are two topics on which I dwell very
much——one, LIBERTY——the other, an abhorrence of Bigotry and
Superstition. But, before I proceed further, I must call to your
remembrance what I have often said, that by Liberty I do not mean that
which some people now give that name to——nor do I mean Religion when I
speak of Bigotry; for true Liberty is still more incompatible with
Anarchy than with Despotism, and Superstition is the greatest enemy of
Religion. Let the first object of your heart and soul be true
Morality——the next, rational Liberty: but remember, that the one is not
to be found independent of Religion, nor the other ever to be enjoyed
but under the restraining hands of wholesome laws and good
government——such as England now boasts.

In these times, when human opinion is actually polled on the two
extremes of political judgment, I know, that to speak rationally, is to
incur the censure of both, or to be, as POPE somewhere says, “by Tories
called a Whig, by Whigs a Tory:” But I care not——I speak my opinion with
the fair face of independence; nor would scruple to tell the KING of
PRUSSIA my hatred of Despotism, or the Convention of France my
abhorrence of Anarchy——between both of which the true and genuine point
of Liberty lies; and England, thank GOD! draws the line.




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      As I approached Venice, I was much delighted with its appearance.
Its stately steeples and noble buildings seemed as if just emerging from
the sea, and floating on the surface of it; and it required no great
stretch of fancy to imagine, that it undulated with the agitated waves
of its parent the Adriatic. On all the surrounding coasts, nature and
art seemed to have vied with each other in pouring the greatest
profusion of their gifts, while thousands of masts, scattered like
forests over the surrounding bays, denoted that Venice; not content with
her own, shared in the wealth and luxuries of other climes.

It is indeed difficult to conceive a more extraordinary and pleasing
appearance than this city makes at a distance, whether you approach it
from the sea or from the continent. Built not like towns in Holland,
where immense moles and walls push the sea forward, and encroach on his
dominion, it stands on piles erected in the sea; and the foundations of
the houses almost touching the water, gives it the appearance of
floating on its surface. The steeples are seen at sea at the distance of
thirty miles; and the appearance becomes more beautiful the nearer it is
approached——presenting in many views the prospect of floating islands.

To erect a city thus upon the water, while so many thousands of acres
stand unoccupied, at first sight seems extraordinary——but all those
great and strange deviations from the ordinary path presented by Nature,
have their source in necessity; and it is not till long after the
necessity has been first lamented, and afterwards obviated, that
experience comes into aid, and demonstrates, that, from her, security
and utility have often arisen. Thus it is with Venice, who, fortified by
her local situation (the effort of necessity), sits secure, and bids
defiance to the world.

The place where Venice now stands, is supposed to have been formerly a
marshy ground, on which the Adriatic Sea had gradually encroached,
leaving the more elevated parts of it above water, and thereby forming a
vast number of little islands, hence called Lagunes: on those the
fishermen of the neighbouring shores built their huts; and when Italy
was invaded by the Goths under ALARIC, and afterwards by that barbarous
race, the Huns, under ATTILA, both of whom spread ruin and desolation
wherever they came, vast numbers of people from the circumjacent shores
of the Adriatic, particularly from Padua and Aquileia, fled hither, and
brought along with them immense wealth. Here they laid the first
foundations on seventy-two distinct little islands, and certainly with
huts, of a city which afterwards stood almost foremost in the naval and
commercial world: as those islands were built upon, and became
over-peopled, they gradually pushed forward their piles, and built upon
them again, till the whole became one vast city, extending to many more
of those islands beyond the original seventy-two.

As it was indebted, in a great measure, for its rise and importance to
the commerce of the East, which then was carried on by way of the Red
Sea and Alexandria, when the passage by the Cape of Good Hope was
discovered, that trade declined, and Venice declined gradually along
with it.

It is amazing, what an extent of territory and accumulation of power the
Venetians once possessed. Besides their present possessions, which
comprehend the territories of Padua and Verona, the Vincentine, the
Brescians, the Bergamases, the Cremasco, the Polesin of Rovigo, Marca
Trevigiana, the Patria del Friuli, and Istria, they had under their
dominion the islands of Rhodes, Scio, Samos, Mytilene, Andros, Candia,
the Morea, and the cities of Gallipoli and Thessalonica: besides which,
they, in conjunction with France, took Constantinople, and remained for
some time masters of that part of the Empire; and disputed the dominion
of Sclavonia, Croatia, Morlachia and Dalmatia, with the Kings of
Hungary, and contended with the Genoese for the empire of the sea: but
of a great part of these, and their other conquests, they have since
been stripped, almost entirely, by the Turks.

As to the government of Venice, I shall not enter into any particulars
of its history——It is called a Republic, and was once a Democracy. The
name remains, while that which gave it is gone. It is, certainly, now a
downright Aristocracy——the privilege of sitting in the great Council
being confined to the Nobility; and the Doge, under the name of Head,
being no more than a gaudy slave, loaded with fetters: yet, such is the
idle fondness of Man for superficial pomp, that this office is sought
after with avidity; for though his power be small, his state is very
splendid. Hence it is said, that the Doge of Venice is a king in his
robes, a senator in council, a prisoner in the city, and a private man
out of it; and what is more extraordinary, is, that though he may be
deposed, he cannot resign——nor even decline the office, if he be once
chosen, without exposing himself to banishment, and his effects to
confiscation.

The established religion of this State is the Roman Catholic; but the
Venetians are not bigots, and reject the supremacy of the Pope. Jews,
Armenians, Greeks, and Protestants, are allowed the exercise of their
religion there; and, provided they do not intermeddle with state
affairs, of which they are extremely jealous, even their Priests, Monks
and Nuns, may take almost any liberties they please——a privilege that
you may be assured is not neglected by any of them.

As few places have excited greater admiration and attention than Venice,
so none have been more copiously described by travellers, every one of
whom may, when he returns to his native country, give a very accurate
account of the public buildings, curiosities, paintings, &c. by only
translating the book given to him by his Valet de Place, or Cicerone, on
his arrival there——It is certain, Venice abounds with all those,
particularly paintings; but I had not the time minutely to investigate;
nor should I have the inclination, if I did, to describe such things:
they are open to you in many well written volumes, which I recommend to
your perusal. Such things, however, as strike me for their novelty, or
difference from those in other places, I will, as well as I can
recollect them, give you an idea of.

To their local situation they owe their security——separated from _terra
firma_ by a body of water of five miles in breadth, too deep to be
forded, and too shallow for vessels of force to pass; and on the other
sides, by scattered shallows, the channels between which are marked out
by stakes, which, on the appearance of an enemy, they can take away;
they bid defiance to hostile army or navy, and have not been reduced to
the necessity of erecting walls or fortifications for their defence.

The first peculiarity that strikes me, as arising immediately from their
living, I may say, in the sea, is the total exclusion of all sort of
carriages; for those streets that are on firm ground are extremely
narrow and crooked; and on most of the canals, so far from having a quay
on either side to walk on, the water comes up to the doors of the
houses; so that walking is but little known, for they get into a boat
off their threshold, and their first step out of it again is, ten to
one, on the threshold of another. This circumstance, though in some
respects it has its uses, is, in others, extremely disagreeable, as well
as injurious; for, though those who have occasion to labour have a
sufficiency of exercise, those whose condition exempts them from labour,
and who, therefore, in all other countries, resort to artificial labour
(exercise) for the promotion of health, are here entirely cut off from
all such means of it as we practise, having neither hunting, shooting,
riding, bowling, &c. &c. nor can they have them, unless they go to the
Continent for them. The chief amusements of the Venetians are reserved
for the Carnival time, which commence about a week after Christmas, and
which, therefore, I could not see; but, from the concurrent testimony of
all travellers and the People themselves, as well as from the evidence
of my own observation on the manners of the People, I am well warranted
in saying, are festivals of debauchery, riot and licentiousness. This is
a subject on which I am, nevertheless, disposed to believe, that more
has been said than truth will bear out——yet, a bare statement of the
truth would, I fear, bear hard enough upon the moral character, or at
least the piety, of the Venetians.

That masquerades are the very worst schools of vice, the private
anecdotes of the _beau monde_ even in England might suffice to
demonstrate——That courtezans are found lost to all sense of modesty, and
common decency, the streets of London afford nightly proofs——Therefore,
that masquerading (which is the chief amusement of the Venetians) should
cloak many crimes, and that their courtezans should be shameless and
their women lewd, is no such wonder, seeing, as we do, those things in
this Northern clime; but we may, without any illiberality, suppose,
that, from physical causes of the most obvious kind, they are carried to
a greater extent there than here: though one of the most enlightened and
amiable of all travellers says it would be hard to be proved, yet, with
deference to him, I think it may be rationally supposed.

There is an active principle in the mind of Man which will not suffer
it to rest; it must have some materials to work upon. Men, enlightened
by science, have within themselves a fund, and can never want food for
contemplation; but the many, in those hours when a suspension of
labour or worldly business drives them to expedients for the
employment of their time, are but too prone to leave the mind to the
guidance of the senses, and to cogitate on vice till they wish to
practise it. Hence that homely but true saying, “Idleness is the root
of all evil.” In England we have a variety of expedients which the
Venetians want, whose minds being besides naturally more vivid, are
more prompt to give a loose to the warm illusions of sensual fancy.
Thus prepared, they meet the Carnival, when every thing conspires to
give circulation to indulgence; and when those operations of the mind
which with us have so many channels to discharge themselves, with
them, like a vast stream suddenly confined to one narrow channel,
burst forth with an irresistible torrent, and carry away before them
every bond that religion or morality has laid down as restraints on
the exuberance of human passion. The customs and habits of the place
and time contribute to it; for, while the severe restrictions of the
female sex for the rest of the year sharpen both inclination and
invention on the one hand——on the other, the unbounded license, the
universal change of habits, customs and laws——the total suspension of
all distinction, care, or business which take place at that time,
aided by perpetual masquerade——and those most convenient of all
receptacles, the gondolas, with those most expert and forward of all
pandars, the gondoliers——afford ample scope to their wishes, and form
altogether a mass of circumstances in favour of vicious indulgence,
not to be found in any other part of Christendom; to resist which,
they must be more virtuous than any other people——a point never yet
laid to their charge by the best-natured and most extenuating of all
those who have written upon that subject.




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      Profligate though the People of London are, I will not allow that
it is so vicious a city as Venice. That there are in it, and indeed in
all capitals, individuals who have reached the highest achme of
shameless debauchery and depravity, it would be foolish to deny: but
that concubinage is practised in the same open way, so generally, or so
systematically as at Venice, no one will venture to assert. I trust the
day of depravity and indelicacy is far removed from us, that will
exhibit a British mother arranging a plan of accommodation for her son,
and bargaining for a young virgin to commit to his embraces——as they do
in Venice——not as wife, but as concubine. On that one custom of the
Venetian ladies I rest my position; and have no hesitation to avow, that
all the private concubinage of London amounts not to such a flagrant
consummation of moral turpitude and shameless indelicacy as that
practice to which I allude.

The Venetian men are well-featured and well-shaped——the women,
well-shaped, beautiful, and, it is said, witty: but I had _that within_
which robbed every object of its charms; and I might say with HAMLET,
that “Man delighted not me, nor Woman either.”——In short, not all the
beauties and novelty of the place, not all the pleasures that stare the
traveller in the face, and solicit his enjoyment, not all the exquisite
looks of the ladies, could rouse my mind from its melancholy, or fix my
attention——I grew weary of Venice before I had been many hours in it,
and determined to grasp at the very first opportunity that offered for
my departure.

I had arranged, in my own mind, a plan to proceed to Latachea, a
considerable sea-port town in Syria, and thence to Aleppo, whence, as it
was a great Eastern mart, I entertained hopes that I should find a
speedy, or at least a certain conveyance, by a caravan, across the
deserts, to Bassorah, and little doubted but that I should find a vessel
at some of the Venetian ports, either bound, or belonging to a sea-port
of such commercial consequence, upon which I could procure a
passage——But in this I was disappointed; for, on the fullest inquiry
that I could make, I found that there was only one ship ready to sail,
and no probability of any other for a considerable time after——I did
every thing I could to avail myself of this conveyance, but was
disappointed, owing to a young lady being passenger, who was daughter to
the owner of the vessel——and the old gentleman did not approve of an
English Officer being of the party with his daughter. I used every
argument without success, urging the Resident, Mr. STRANGE, who had
behaved very politely to me during my short residence at Venice, to
interest himself about it: I likewise entreated Mrs. STRANGE, an
affable, pleasant woman, to exert her endeavours, and made her laugh, by
proposing to her to give me a certificate of my behaviour, and to pledge
herself to the old gentleman that the happiness or honour of his family
would not be disturbed by me during the passage.

Hearing, however, that a ship lay at Trieste, which was to sail thence
for Alexandria in Egypt, I determined to embrace that opportunity, and,
instead of my former intended route, go to Grand Cairo, thence to Suez,
and so down the Red Sea, by way of Mecca, to Moca, and thence to Aden,
where company’s vessels, or India country traders are always to be found
going to one or other of the British settlements.

I accordingly set out for Trieste, with all the impatience of a sanguine
mind, anxious to change place, eager to push forward, and full of the
new route I had laid down——the charms of which, particularly of seeing
Grand Cairo, the Land of Egypt, and the Pyramids, were painted by my
imagination in all the glowing exaggerated colours of romance. The
Captain of the vessel was then at Venice, and I accompanied him to
Trieste, which is about sixty miles from Venice.

Soon after our arrival at Trieste, I had the mortification to find, that
the vessel was by no means likely to keep pace with the ardour of my
mind, and that, owing to some unforeseen event, her departure was to be
delayed; so, after a few of those effusions which may be supposed on
such an occasion to escape a man of no very cool temper hanging on the
tenterhooks of expectation, I found it necessary to sit down, and
patiently wait the revolution of time and event, which nothing could
either impede or accelerate.

It has often been remarked, and is held as a point of faith by
Predestinarians, that some men are doomed by fate to disappointment——and
that, when they are so, no wisdom can obviate, no vigilance provide
against, nor no resolution resist, her decrees; but, that, in spite of
all the efforts of reason and industry, a series of sinister events
shall pursue them through life, and meet them at every turn they attempt
to take. Such has been my lot for the greatest part of my life——but I
have neither faith enough in Predestination, nor self-love enough, so
far to blind me to my own faults, as to suppose that lady Fate had any
thing at all to do with it. No, no; it was often owing to a temper,
warm, impatient and uncontrouled, which, in almost all cases of
momentary embarrassment, chased reason from her office, usurped her
place, and decided as chance directed. Let every man examine the grounds
of all his serious disappointments in life with candour, and he will
find physical causes to which to assign them, without resorting to
supernatural. For my part, when I hear a man say that he has been all
his life pursued by ill-fortune, I directly conclude, that either he has
been a blunderer, or those he dealt with, brutes. In the ordinary
operation of earthly contingencies, mischances will happen; but an
uniform life of mischance can only arise from mismanagement, or a very
extraordinary chain of human injustice——

These reflections arose from the following incident:

I had procured a servant to attend me on my journey, who, from my short
observation of him, promised to contribute very considerably to my
comfort, my convenience, and, indeed, to my security as he was
apparently honest, sincere, active and clever in his duty, and master of
several languages, and particularly of the _lingua Franca_, a mixture of
languages, peculiarly useful in travelling through the East. Finding
that I was likely to be delayed at Trieste, and conceiving that in this
interim letters from England, for which I most ardently longed, might
have arrived at Venice for me, I imprudently and impetuously sent him to
Venice, for the purpose of taking them up, and carrying them to me. But
guess what must have been my feelings when I found, almost immediately
after his departure, that the vessel was preparing to sail, and that I
must either lose my passage or my servant: anxious though I was to get
forward, and grievous though my former delay had been to me, I hesitated
which to do; but prudence, for once, prevailed over inclination; and I
determined, at all events, to depart, under all the embarrassment
attending the want of a servant and linguist, and all the poignant
feelings of having been accessary to the disappointment, and perhaps the
injury of a poor fellow, whom I really conceived to be a person of
merit. In our passage to Alexandria, we touched at Zante, an island on
the coast of Greece, belonging to Venice: it was anciently called
Zacynthus——is about fifty miles in circumference, and contains fifty
thousand inhabitants. Never before had I tasted any thing equal to the
delicious flavour of the fruits of this island—the grapes exquisite, and
the melons and peaches of prodigious bigness and unequalled flavour. The
island is abundantly fruitful in wine, currants, oil, figs and corn, but
is very subject to earthquakes. Near the seaport which we entered is as
great a curiosity in Nature as is any where, I believe, to be found. Two
spring wells of clear fresh water threw up large pieces of real pitch,
in such quantities, that, it is said, the people collect, one year with
another, one hundred barrels of it, which they use in paying their
shipping and boats.

In the first stages of melancholy, consolation is rejected by the mind,
as premature. The heart, intent, as it were, upon supping full of woe,
disclaims all advances of comfort, and feeds on grief alone. Hence the
truly skilful in the human heart consider premature consolation as an
aggravation of woe, and comfort only with condolence, well knowing that
the tide of grief must take its course, and that, until it be first
full, no hopes can be had of its retiring. The full force of this I
began now to feel. The disquietude of domestic embarrassment——the
bitterness of separation from all I loved——the solitary sadness of my
situation, wandering through unknown countries——myself unknown and
unfriended——aggravated; at length by the loss of my servant, who was a
sort of prop to my spirits——and my being cast into a ship among a
people, whose language I little understood, without any soul or one
circumstance to mitigate my sorrow, or console me under it; all these, I
say, had wound up my feelings to the highest pitch of fortune——More
miserable I could not be when the Island of Zante received me, and, for
the first time for a sad series of days, raised me with the transporting
sound of an English voice.

I have promised, my FREDERICK, to give you a candid relation, in hopes
that you will improve by it: but if I thought, that, on the contrary,
any thing I said should tend to raise in your mind a sentiment injurious
to your principles, or reflective on your father’s conduct, but to be an
example and admonitory guide to your own, I should condemn my candour
and curse the hour that I wrote——but, I trust to your good sense and
disposition, with my care to direct them; and shall, but not without
hesitation, proceed. But, as I have already spun out this Letter to such
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      At the time I set out upon my journey over land to India, I was
(though married, and the father of children) very young, naturally of a
sanguine constitution: my attachment to the fair sex was no ways
diminished by a military education; and a warmth of temper, an ardent
sensibility of mind, and a frank unsuspicious disposition, left me but
too often to regret the facility with which I yielded to the charms of
women. But the regret for each error was willfully smothered in vain
determinations of amendment——and the promised amendment again broken in
upon by some new error. Thus it was, till riper years and circumstances
of weight strengthened my reason, and gave it in some greater degree
that dominion it should have over my actions.

Circumstanced as I have in my last Letter described myself to be, and
constituted by nature and education as I have mentioned above, I landed
in the charming island of Zante, where Nature herself seems to have
conspired against chastity——making the very air breathe nothing but
transport and delight. There I met a young lady, a native of
England——extremely pretty, highly accomplished, and captivating in the
extreme: she had been at Venice for her education——was a complete
mistress of music, and expressed an intention of following it
professionally on her arrival in England, whither she was going
passenger in a vessel bound there from Zante. To have accidentally met
with a native of England, even of my own sex, in such a distant corner
of the world, under such circumstances as mine, just escaped from the
horrid life I had for some time led, must have filled me with joy:
allowance, therefore, may be made for my feelings on meeting this young
lady, and for my thinking of some expedient to prevent our separation.
She laboured, perhaps, under the pressure of feelings as disagreeable as
my own, and expressed her satisfaction at meeting with a countryman so
very unexpectedly. Reserve was soon thrown off on both sides: we entered
into a conversation interesting and confidential, which increased my
anxiety to keep her with me, and in order to persuade her to accompany
me, I pointed out in the strongest colours possible, the great
advantages she might derive from her accomplishments in India, where her
musical talents alone, exclusive of her various captivating qualities,
would be an inexhaustible mine of wealth. In short, I so very eagerly
enforced my proposal to accompany me, and time was so very short, that
she consented, and in two hours we had arranged every thing for our
departure together——and here with shame and sorrow I confess (nor shall
ever cease to regret it), that this ecclairecissement communicated the
first ray of substantial pleasure to my heart that it felt since I left
London.

Thus far, our project sailed before the wind: wayward imagination had
decked it out in the most alluring drapery that fancy could fabricate,
and prevented us from seeing the impracticability of it, as it stood in
the nakedness of truth; and when it came to be carried into execution, a
thousand difficulties occurred, that the wildness of passion, and the
warmth of our feelings, had before concealed from our view. In the first
place, it was necessary for her to obtain the consent of a lady to whose
care and protection she was committed: in the next place, accommodations
were to be procured for her in the same ship with me——a circumstance of
most arduous difficulty; besides which, a variety of other
impediments——insuperable indeed——concurred to frustrate our views, and
put an end to our project. If my pleasure at meeting her was great, my
anguish at parting with her was inexpressible. I had once more to face
the world alone; and, on the second day of my sojourning at Zante,
embarked with a heavy heart, and set sail for Alexandria. The last
disappointments we undergo, seem always the heaviest; and this at Zante
I thought at that time to be the greatest of my life. But——oh!
short-sighted Man! bubble of every delusive shadow! I never reflected,
as I have since done, what serious mischiefs, what endless misery, what
loss of time, means and reputation, I may by that providential
disappointment have escaped——for these are the almost never-failing
consequences of such affairs. It too often happens, that the syren who
deludes a man into her snares, is the very person who inflicts the
deadly wound into his heart. Avoid, my dear FREDERICK! avoid all such,
as you would avoid plague, pestilence, or ruin——steel your heart by
timely reflection against their advances. In all your transactions with
women, like a good General in warfare, secure for your heart a retreat;
for it will be too late to find that they are unworthy when your heart
is ensnared——and when you find them worthy of your affection, it will be
time enough to give a loose to the sensibility of your heart. A virtuous
woman is beyond all calculation to be valued, when she is found; but,
alas! in finding her, you may pass through so many fires ordeal, and run
such danger, that it is almost a doubt, whether a wise man (if he can
fetter his passions) had not better dispense with the blessing, than run
the hazard of searching for it.

On my arrival at Alexandria, I found, to my fresh mortification, that
the plague was raging all over Egypt——and as, if this was not of itself
sufficient to block up my intended route, an irruption of the Arabs, who
in formidable bodies infested all the roads, put a period to all my
hopes of seeing Grand Cairo, and viewing the curiosities of that
Country, which all who, like us, have the Bible put early into their
hands, are taught to venerate as soon as they are taught to read. Here I
thought to have viewed the pyramids, whose antiquity, origin, or
intended use, have baffled the learned and ingenious inquiries of so
many ages——of beholding mount Sinai, the stone of Moses, the track of
the Israelites, all of which are said to be clearly pointed out, and
Geography by that means brought into the support of Sacred History.
These, and many things, I did wish to see——they are worth it: but I have
had since reason to believe, that my ill luck was not so great as I then
thought it; for the search is dangerous, and made prodigiously expensive
by the exactions of the Mahomedan Magistrates. It is as well, therefore,
to travel over this Country in books, which afford us good information,
and more of it, at an easier rate than you could purchase it in the
Country.

Alexandria was built by ALEXANDER the Great, soon after the overthrow of
Tyre, about 333 years before CHRIST, and is situated on the
Mediterranean, twelve miles West of that mouth of the Nile, anciently
called Canopicum. A very extraordinary circumstance is related, as a
proof of the suddenness of ALEXANDER’S resolution to build it: After he
had directed the number of public structures, and fixed the places where
they were to stand, there were no instruments at hand proper for marking
out the walls, according to the custom of those times: upon this, a
workman advised the King to collect what meal was among the soldiers,
and sift it in lines upon the ground, in order to mark out the circuit
of the walls: the advice was followed, and the King’s soothsayer
interpreted it to be a presage of the future prosperity and abundance of
the city. This prophecy was certainly afterwards verified; for it soon
became the emporium of Commerce, of Arts and of Sciences.

By the description of STRABO and other Ancients, it appears that this
city was built upon a plan well worthy the vast mind of its founder; and
the fragments of its ornaments afterwards composed a part of the
grandest embellishments of Rome and Constantinople. In the Museum of the
Royal Palace, which occupied a fourth part of the city, the body of
ALEXANDER was deposited in a golden coffin——but the detestable SELEUCUS
CIBYOFACTES violated the monument, took away the golden coffin, and
substituted a glass one in its place.

This city, like most others of antiquity, has been the scene of terrible
massacres. About two hundred years after its foundation, it was totally
depopulated by PTOLEMY PHYSCON——the very few who escaped slaughter,
flying into other Countries. Desirous, however, not to reign over empty
houses, he seduced inhabitants from the neighbouring Countries; and
again, for some slight offence, determined on a general massacre of the
young men; and accordingly, when they were one day assembled in the
Gymnasium, or place of public exercise, he ordered it to be set on fire,
so that all perished, either in the flames, or by the swords of his
mercenaries, whom he had placed at all the avenues. Afterwards, in the
year of CHRIST 215, the Emperor CARACALLA, having been lampooned by some
of the inhabitants, ordered a general massacre by his numerous troops,
who were dispersed over the city. The inhuman orders being given, all
were murdered, without distinction of age or sex; so that, in one
night’s time, the whole city floated in blood, and every house was
filled with carcases: the monster himself, retiring to the Temple of
Serapis, was all the time imploring the protection of the Deity——a proof
that practical devotion and the most attrocious inhumanity may meet in
the same bosom. As if this had not been sufficient vengeance, he
stripped the city of all its ancient privileges——ordered all strangers
who lived there to depart——and, that the few who remained might not have
the satisfaction of seeing one another, he cut off all communication of
one street with another, by walls built for the purpose, and guarded
with troops.

Notwithstanding these massacres, Alexandria again recovered its former
splendour——and was again sacked by AMROU, the infamous Saracen——and all
the intrepid youth of the city perished with arms in their hands. The
magnificence of the city may be estimated from the account written by
AMROU to the Caliph: “I have taken,” said he, “the City of the West; it
is of an immense extent; I cannot describe to you how many wonders it
contains: there are 4000 palaces, 4000 baths,” &c. &c.

The great advantages of the East India trade, which was then carried on
by the Red Sea, preserved Alexandria through several revolutions; but
having fallen under the dominion of the Turks, and the passage round the
Cape of Good Hope being discovered, a fatal blow was given to its
commerce, and it has since fallen to decay. It is, however, even now,
worth the attention of the classical traveller. Entering the harbour, we
passed by the Island of Pharos, where PTOLEMY built the enormous Tower
which was once the wonder of the world; and, when riding within the
port, nothing could be more gratifying than to see from thence that
mixture of ancient and modern monuments that presented themselves to the
view, on which ever side the eye could be turned.

Of myriads of antiquities which this place affords for the inspection of
the curious, I shall mention only two——One, the Column of POMPEY, on
viewing of which, the remembrance of that great and good man’s most
unmerited and cruel fate extracted a sigh from the bottom of my heart:
this pillar engages the attention of all travellers; it is composed of
red granite; the capital is Corinthian, with palm leaves, and not
indented; the shaft and the upper member of the base are of one piece,
ninety feet long, and nine in diameter; the base, a square of fifteen
feet on each side; the whole column is one hundred and fourteen feet
high, perfectly well polished, and only a little shivered on the Eastern
side. Nothing can equal the majesty of this monument: seen from a
distance, it overtops the town, and serves as a signal for vessels;
approaching it nearer, it produces an astonishment mixed with awe: one
would never be tired of admiring the beauty of the capital, the length
of the shaft, nor the extraordinary simplicity of the pedestal. Some
years ago, a party of English seamen contrived, by flying a kite, to
draw a line over the pillar, and by that means made a kind of a shroud,
by which they got up, and on the very top of of it drank a bowl of
punch, to the utter astonishment of a multitude who came to see them;
they broke off one of the volutes of the column, but amply compensated
for this mischief by a discovery they made, as, without their evidence,
the world would not have known, at this hour, that there was originally
a statue on this column, one foot and ancle, of which, of enormous size,
are still remaining.——The other is the Obelisk of CLEOPATRA, of immense
size, and of one single piece of granite marble. Here I observed, too, a
thick wall, with towers mouldering under extreme age, which contained,
in its face, fragments of architecture of the most exquisite
workmanship, such as broken columns, friezes, &c.; those were the
antique ruins of some fallen pieces of antiquity, at the time that this
antique wall was built: what, then, must be the length of time since
they had first undergone the hands of the workman? These circumstances
tend to demonstrate, that, far back beyond the reach of our calculation,
the Arts flourished: and when one thinks of the miraculous masses of
work done in former ages——the magnitude of the pieces of which those
works were composed, such as whole columns and obelisks of a single
block of marble——the Colossus of Rhodes, made of brass, one foot of
which was placed on one side of the harbour, and another on the other
side, so that ships passed between its legs——we cannot help yielding up
the palm to the Ancients for stupendous magnificence, however we may
surpass them for the useful, the elegant and the good.

At Alexandria I remained about twelve days, till, wearied of the
confined state I lived in on account of the plague, I resolved to devise
some means, if possible, to get away, and at length hired a boat to
carry me to the island of Cyprus, from whence I concluded, that I should
find no sort of difficulty in procuring a conveyance to Latichea, and so
proceed by my first intended route. I accordingly arrived at Cyprus in
perfect safety, where, to my great sorrow and astonishment, I found that
an epidemical fever, equal in its effects to a plague, prevailed:
however, there was no alternative; I must run the risque, and I
dismissed the boat that carried me from Alexandria.

Although the etymologies of the names of places are of very little
importance, and most frequently uncertain, I think it probable that the
Learned are right, who assert the name of this is derived from Κυπρος
(Cyprus) or Cypress——with which shrubs the island abounds. It had, in
ancient times, a number of other names——one of which was Paphia, whence
Venus, who was worshipped in it, was called the Paphian Goddess. It lies
thirty miles West of Syria, whither I was bound, stretching from the
South-west to the North-east, one hundred and fifty miles in length, and
seventy in breadth in the widest part of it.

This island holds a very high rank in classic lore——It gave birth to
some great Philosophers and considerable Poets——The Apostle BARNABAS was
a native of it, and, assisted by ST. PAUL, first introduced Christianity
among them. Famagusta, a town on the Eastern part of the island,
opposite to the shore of Syria, is the ancient Salamis, built by TEUCER
the son of TELAMON, and brother of AJAX.

Symisso, on the South-east, the best port in Cyprus, is the _Amathus_
mentioned by VIRGIL in his Æneid, and by OVID in his Metamorphoses. And
Baffo, on the Western coast, is the Παφος (Paphos) of antiquity, famous
for the Temple of Venus.

As the branches of an Empire most remote from the great feat of
Government are always more despotically governed than those nearer the
source of redress, Cyprus has been continually ruled with a rod of iron
since it came into the hands of the Turks. While it was under the
dominion of Christians, it was well-peopled, having no less than eight
hundred or a thousand villages in it, besides several handsome cities;
but the Turks have spread ruin and desolation over the country, and it
is now so thinly inhabited that more than half the lands lie
uncultivated.

The air of this island is now for the most part unwholesome, owing to
the damps arising from the many fens and marshes with which the country
abounds——while, there being but few springs or rivers in the island, the
want of a plentiful fall of rain, at proper periods, distresses the
inhabitants very much in another way; and by means of the uncultivated
state of the country, they are greatly infested with poisonous reptiles
of various kinds.

The most remarkable mountain in Cyprus is called Olympus——a name common
to several other mountains in Greece, particularly to that in Thessaly,
so famous in the poetry of the Ancients. That in Cyprus is about fifty
miles in circumference: great part of it is covered with woods; and at
the foot of it are fine vineyards, which produce admirable wine, not
only in a sufficiency for their own consumption, but some also for
exportation——And although the greater part of the island lies
uncultivated, as I have before observed, it produces a sufficient
quantity of corn, unless in seasons when their harvest fails, in which
case the people are easily supplied from the continent. They have,
besides, cattle enough for their own consumption——Many parts of the
country abound with wild-fowl, and several sorts of game, and they have
plenty of fish upon the sea coasts.

The trade of Cyprus is not inconsiderable, and carried on chiefly by
Jews and Armenians: the commodities in which they deal are wine, oil,
cotton, wool, salt, silk, and turpentine——besides, it produces several
sorts of earth, fit for the use of painters, particularly red, black and
yellow.

Its most wonderful production, however, is the famous stone Ασβεσος
(Asbestos) inextinguishable, or Αμιαντος (Amiantos) impollutus, so
called from its extraordinary property of resisting fire. It is related
that the Ancients made out of this stone a kind of thread that would
remain unconsumed in the most intense fire. It is even said, that some
experiments have been made in modern days, which have sufficiently
proved that the thing is not a fiction. In such extraordinary questions
as this, though I do not positively contradict, I always suspend my
belief, till something stronger than mere assertion is offered to
convince me.

There is one dreadful mischief to which this island is subject——In the
hot season, locusts come from the Continent, in swarms so vast and so
thick as to darken the sky like clouds. Those would certainly devour all
the fruits of the earth, if they were not driven to sea by a North wind
that usually blows at the time of their coming. When that wind happens
to fail, which fortunately is seldom, the consequence is a total
demolition of the fruits of the Country.

The whole island, as well as particular towns, was entirely consecrated
to the Goddess VENUS, who thence was called VENUS CYPRIA, or DEA CYPRIA,
and is represented by the Poets as taking a peculiar pleasure in
visiting it——and this unquestionably arose from the loose habits and
lascivious temperament of the women there, who certainly are, at this
time, not remarkable for chastity.

I must confess, however, that I felt great pleasure in entering
Cyprus——it was, as I have already stated, classic ground, and dedicated
to the Queen of Love. But a traveller who visits it with hopes of
amusement, will be much disappointed; for in no one particular did it
seem to me to resemble that Cyprus famed in the Heathen Story and
Mythology. Of the Cyprian Queen’s favours the ladies seemed to boast no
one mark, save the most nauseous, disgusting lewdness——and the natural
fertility of the soil is half lost beneath the oppressive yoke of the
servants of the Turkish Government. Thus, in the extraordinary
revolutions that human affairs are incessantly undergoing, that island
which for its superior beauties was supposed to be the residence of
Love, which gave birth to the Philosophers ZENO, APPOLLONIUS and
XENOPHON, is now a miserable, half-cultivated spot, peopled with a
mixture of wretched Turks, Jews, Greeks and Christians——groaning under
the tyrrany of a barbarous despotic abuse of delegated power——infested
with locusts which devour the fruits of the earth——and disgraced by a
race of ignominious women, who esteem it to be an act of religion to
prostitute themselves to all strangers.

Our RICHARD the First made a conquest of this island on his way to the
Holy Land, and conferred the Royalty of it on GUY LUSIGNAN, King of
Jerusalem. The Venetians possessed themselves of it in the year
1480——but, in the sixteenth century, the Turks dispossessed them, and
have ever since kept it under the yoke——I should have remarked that
their wine is excellent.

Continuing my route, I hired another boat, after only forty-eight hours
stay at Cyprus, and proceeded for Latichea, which, as I have somewhere
before mentioned, is a considerable sea-port town of Syria, built on a
promontory of land, which, running into the sea, occasions its being
continually refreshed with breezes. Fortune, who had hitherto been not
very liberal in her dispensations, now favoured me; for, just as I
arrived at Latichea, a caravan was preparing. The Consul of the Turkish
Company at Cyprus received me with great politeness and
hospitality——gave me a Letter to the Resident at Latichea; and by his
instruction and assistance, after a very short stay, I set out on my way
to Aleppo with the caravan.

As I shall hereafter have occasion more particularly to describe the
nature of those caravans, I shall, for the present, tell you, that this
was composed of no other beasts of burden than mules and asses, of which
there were not less than three or four hundred in number.

Mounted on a mule, I travelled along, well pleased with the fertile
appearance of the country, and delighted with the serenity of the
air——We were, as well as I can now recollect, near ten days on the road;
during which time we travelled only in the morning early, and in the
heat of the day reposed under the shade of trees.

I was informed, that if, instead of going to Latichea, I had gone to
Scanderoon (otherwise Alexandretta), I should, in the road from thence
to Aleppo, have travelled through a Country, in which the most singular
and extravagant customs prevail that exist in any Country emerged from
barbarism——Several of those I heard; but one in particular was, that the
men prostituted their wives and daughters to all comers——and that this
originated from a principle of religion, though there was every reason
to believe, that, like many of their religious institutions, it was at
last made subservient to the gratification of avarice.

On my way to Alleppo, I was met by a Mr. ——-, an English Gentleman, who
had heard of my coming, and who, in the most kind and hospitable manner,
insisted upon my living at his house instead of the British Consul’s,
where I should otherwise have resided during my stay there; and his
manner of asking me was so engaging, interesting and impressive, that I
found it impossible to refuse him.

As the great public caravan had departed from Aleppo before my arrival,
and the expence of forming a private one on my account was too great, as
I was travelling on my own account, and had no dispatches to authorise
or enforce my departure, or bear me out in the expence; I was
constrained to remain at Aleppo till some eligible mode of travelling
occurred, or another public caravan was formed——This delay gave me an
opportunity of seeing and informing myself of the city and surrounding
country; the result of which, I shall, in as short a manner as possible,
relate to you in a future Letter. It also gave occasion to one of those
unhappy incidents which I have so often had occasion to lament, not from
any consciousness of direct criminality, but for the scope it gave to
misrepresentation and the injury which that misrepresentation did me in
the opinion of some of my friends.

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    MY DEAR FREDERICK,

      So long as the route of my journey lay through European regions,
little presented itself respecting human nature of such very great
novelty as to excite admiration or awaken curiosity. In all the various
Nations through which we have passed, a certain parity of sentiment,
arising from the one great substratum, Christianity, gave the same
general colouring to all the scenes, however they might differ from each
other in their various shadings. Whatever dissimilitude the influence of
accident, climate, or local circumstance, may, in the revolutions of
ages, have introduced into their manners, customs, municipal laws, and
exterior forms of worship—the great Code of Religion and Moral Sentiment
remains nearly the same with all: and right and wrong, good and evil,
being defined by the same principles of reason, and ascertained by the
same boundaries, bring the rule of conduct of each to so close an
approximation with that of the others, that, when compared with those we
are now to attend to, they may really be considered as one and the same
people.

In the Empire now before us, were we to leave our judgment to the
guidance of general opinion of Christian Nations, we should have, on the
contrary, to contemplate Man under a variety of forms and modifications,
so entirely different from those to which habit has familiarised our
minds, as at first to impress us with the idea of a total disruption
from our nature, and induce us, as it has already the generality of our
people, to divorce them from a participation of all those sympathetic
feelings which serve to inforce the discharge of mutual good offices
among men. Deducing all their principles, not only of moral conduct, but
municipal government, from a religion radically different from, and
essentially adverse to, ours; deluded by that system into a variety of
opinions which liberality itself must think absurd; unaided by that
enlightened philosophy which learning, and learned men, acting under the
influence of comparative Freedom, and assisted by the art of Printing,
have diffused through the mass of Europeans; and living under a climate
the most unfavourable to intellectual or bodily exertion, they exhibit a
spectacle which the philosophic and liberal mind must view with
disapprobation, regret and pity—the illiberal fierce Christian with
unqualified detestation and disgust: while, on their part, bigoted to
their own principles and opinions, they look on us with abhorrence, and
indulge as conscientious a contempt of, and antipathy to Christians,
which I apprehend no lapse of time, without a great change of
circumstance, will be able to eradicate. Should Mahomedanism and
Christianity ever happen to merge in Deism (but not otherwise), the
inhabitants of Syria and Europe will agree to consider each other even
as fellow-creatures. In Spain and Portugal, Jew, Turk, and indeed
Protestant, are without distinction called hogs. In Turkey, Jews and
Christians are indiscriminately called dogs; each thinking the other
completely excluded from the pale of humanity, and well worthy the
dagger of any TRUE BELIEVER who would have the _piety_ to apply it.

You will allow, my dear FREDERICK, that it must have been rather an
important contemplation to your Father, to have perhaps two thousand
miles to travel through the immense and almost trackless wilds of a
country inhabited by such people, without the consolation of any others
to accompany him in his journey; for, unless a public dispatch was to
overtake me, there was little probability of my having a single European
partner of my fatigue and perils.

However, as the period was not yet arrived at which I was to go forward,
or even determine my mode of travelling, I endeavoured to soothe my mind
as much as I could into content, and to take advantage of my stay at
Aleppo, to acquire all the knowledge possible of the place, that is to
say, of that city in particular, and of the Turkish government and
manners in general.

A distant view of Aleppo fills the mind with expectations of great
splendour and magnificence. The mosques, the towers, the large ranges of
houses with flat roofs, rising above each other, according to the
sloping hills on which they stand, the whole variegated with beautiful
rows of trees, form altogether a scene magnificent, gay, and delightful:
but, on entering the town, all those expected beauties vanish, and leave
nothing in the streets to meet the eye, but a dismal succession of high
stone walls, gloomy as the recesses of a convent or state prison, and
unenlivened by windows, embellished, as with us, by the human face
divine. The streets themselves, not wider than some of the meanest
alleys in London, overcast by the height of the prison-houses on either
side, are rendered still more formidably gloomy by the solitude and
silence that pervade them; while here and there a lattice towards the
top, barely visible, strikes the soul with the gloomy idea of thraldom,
coercion and imprisonment.

This detestable mode of building, which owes its origin to jealousy, and
the scandalous restraints every man is empowered by the laws and
religion of the place to impose upon the women consigned either by sale
or birth to his tyranny, extends not to the inside of the houses, many
of which are magnificent and handsome, and all admirably suited to the
exigencies of the climate, and the domestic customs and manner of living
of the inhabitants.

The city is adorned, it is true, here and there, with mosques and
appendant towers, called Minarets, from which cryers call the Faithful
to prayers; and in some of the streets there are arches built at certain
distances from each other, so as to carry the eye directly through them,
and form a vista of considerable grandeur: but all these are far from
sufficient to counterbalance the general aspect of gloominess and
solitude which reigns over the whole, and renders it so peculiarly
disgusting, particularly at first sight, to an Englishman who has
enjoyed the gaiety and contemplated the freedom of a city in Great
Britain.

The mosques (Mahomedan temples) are extremely numerous in this city;
indeed almost as much so as churches and convents in the popish
countries of Christendom. There is nothing in their external appearance
to attract the notice of the traveller, or indulge the eye of the
architect; they are almost all of one form—an oblong quadrangle: and as
to the inside, I never had an opportunity of seeing one; none but
Mussulmen being permitted to enter them, at least at Aleppo.

The next buildings of a public kind to the mosques that deserve to be
particularly mentioned, are the caravanseras—buildings which, whether we
consider the spirit of beneficence and charity that first suggested
them, their national importance, or their extensive utility, may rank,
though not in splendour of appearance, at least in true value, with any
to be found in the world.

Caravanseras were originally intended for, and are now pretty generally
applied to, the accommodation of strangers and travellers, though, like
every other good institution, sometimes perverted to the purposes of
private emolument or public job: they are built at proper distances
through the roads of the Turkish dominions, and afford the indigent or
weary traveller an asylum from the inclemency of the weather; are in
general very large, and built of the most solid and durable materials;
have commonly one story above the ground floor, the lower of which is
arched, and serves for warehouses to stow goods, for lodgings and for
stables, while the upper is used merely for lodgings; besides which,
they are always accommodated with a fountain, and have cooks shops and
other conveniencies to supply the wants of the lodgers. In Aleppo the
Caravanseras are almost exclusively occupied by merchants, to whom they
are, like other houses, rented.

The suburbs of Aleppo, and the surrounding country, are very handsome,
pleasant, and, to a person coming out of the gloomy city, in some
respects interesting. Some tossed about into hill and valley lie under
the hands of the husbandman; others are covered with handsome villas;
and others again laid out in gardens, whither the people of Aleppo
occasionally resort for amusement.

The roofs of all the houses are flat, and formed of a composition which
resists the weather effectually. On those most of the people sleep in
the very hot weather: they are separated from each other by walls; but
the Franks, who live contiguous to one another, and who, from their
disagreeable circumstances with regard to the Turks, are under the
necessity of keeping up a friendly and harmonious intercourse together,
have doors of communication, which are attended with these fortunate and
pleasing advantages, that they can make a large circuit without
descending into the streets, and can visit each other during the plague,
without running the risk of catching the infection by going among the
natives below.

There is a castle in the city which I had nearly forgotten to
mention—The natives conceive it to be a place of great strength. It
could not, however, withstand the shock of a few pieces of ordnance for
a day. It is esteemed a favour to be permitted to see it; and there is
nothing to recompense one for the trouble of obtaining permission,
unless it be the prospect of the surrounding country, which from the
battlements is extensive and beautiful.

Near this castle stands the Seraglio, a large old building, where the
Bashaw of Aleppo resides: the whole of it seemed to me to be kept in
very bad repair, considering the importance of the place. It is
surrounded by a strong wall of great height: besides which, its
contiguity to the castle is very convenient; as, in case of popular
tumults, or intestine commotions, the Bashaw finds an asylum in the
latter, which commands and overawes the city, and is never without a
numerous garrison under the command of an Aga.

Such is the summary account I have been able to collect of Aleppo, the
capital of Syria; which, mean though it is when compared with the
capitals of European countries, is certainly the third city for
splendour, magnificence, and importance, in the vast extent of the
Ottoman Empire—Constantinople and Grand Cairo only excelling it in those
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      However faction may agitate, or abuse irritate the minds of men
against the executive branch of their Government, the People of every
Nation under Heaven are disposed to think their own Constitutional
System the best; and the artful intertexture of religion with
Governments confirms them in that opinion, and often consigns the
understanding to unalterable error and illiberal prejudice. It would be
wonderful, then, if the Turkish Constitution, founded on the Koran, was
not looked upon with abhorrence by the bulk of the Christian world; and
more wonderful still, if the outrageous zealots of the Christian Church,
who for so many centuries engrossed all the learning of Europe to
themselves, should not have handed down with exaggerated
misrepresentation every circumstance belonging to the great enemies of
their faith. But that, at this day of intellectual illumination, Mankind
should be enveloped in such error and darkness, with regard to the
government of so large a portion of the globe as Turkey, is
extraordinary; and only to be accounted for by a reference, in the first
place, to those religious prejudices which we suck in from our nurse,
and which habit, incessant document, and every part of our education,
tend to confirm in our minds; and in the next, to that indisposition the
human mind feels to part with its old prejudices, and the general
indolence and incapacity of men to acquire knowledge by the arduous and
fatiguing paths of study.

The Turkish Government is grossly misrepresented. Were our opinions to
be directed by the general belief of Europeans, we should suppose that
the life and property of every being in that vast Empire were
irremediably at the mercy of the Grand Seignior—and that, without laws
to protect, or any intermediate power whatever to shield them, they were
entirely subject to the capricious will of an inexorable tyrant, who,
stimulated by cruelty, sharpened by avarice, and unrestrained by any law
human or divine, did every thing to oppress his subjects, and carry
destruction among Mankind. I firmly believe, that, from the combination
of ideas arising from those prejudices, there are few Christians who
think or hear of the Grand Turk, that do not, by an involuntary act of
the mind, instantly think of blood and murder, strangling with
bowstrings, and slicing off heads with cimeters.

As there is no part of your education more near my heart than the
eradicating illiberal prejudices from your mind, and fortifying you
against their assaults; I find it impossible to refrain from giving you
my opinion of the Turkish Government, which I have been at some pains to
collect, as well from oral information as from the best authors; and
which, though very far from what a generous and universally
philanthropic disposition would wish them to have, is very different
from that which is generally attributed to them, and unquestionably far
more limited in its powers than the Governments of several Christian
countries I could mention.

The Constitution of that country is laid down expressly in the Koran.
The Emperor of Turkey (commonly called the Grand Seignior) is a
descendant of Mahomet, who pretended he had the Koran from Heaven: and
he is as much bound by the institutes of that book as any subject in his
realm—is liable to deposition as they to punishment for breach of them,
and indeed has been more than once deposed, and the next in succession
raised to the Throne. Thus far, it is obvious, his power is limited and
under controul. But that is not all—It is equally certain that the
Turkish Government is partly Republican; for, though the People at large
have no share in the legislation, and are excluded by the Koran from it
(which Koran has established and precisely ascertained their rights,
privileges, and personal security), yet there is an intermediate power
which, when roused to exertion, is stronger than the Emperor’s, and
stands as a bulwark between the extremes of Despotism and them. This
body is THE ULAMA, composed of all the members of the Church and the
Law, superior to any Nobility, jealous of their rights and privileges,
and partly taken from the People, not by election, but by profession and
talents.—In this body are comprised the Moulahs, the hereditary and
perpetual guardians of the religion and laws of the Empire: they derive
their authority as much as the Emperor from the Koran, and, when
necessary, act with all the firmness resulting from a conviction of that
authority; which they often demonstrate by opposing his measures, not
only with impunity, but success. Their persons are sacred; and they can,
by means of the unbounded respect in which they are held, rouse the
People to arms, and proceed to depose. But, what is much more, the
Emperor cannot be deposed without their concurrence.

If, by this provision of the Constitution, the power of the Monarch is
limited, and the personal security of the subject ascertained, on the
one hand; the energy of the Empire in its external operations is, on the
other, very frequently and fatally palsied by it. Declarations of war
have been procrastinated, till an injurious and irrecoverable act of
hostility has been sustained; and peace often protracted, when peace
would have been advantageous. The Ulama being a numerous body, it has
been found always difficult, often impossible, to unite so many
different opinions; and nothing being to be done without their
concurrence, the executive power finds it often impossible to take a
decisive step in a crisis of advantageous opportunity. But as this code
of laws and government is received as a divine revelation, binding both
Prince and People, and supposed to be sealed in Heaven, the breach of it
would be sufficient to consign even the Monarch to deposition and death.

As to the military force, which in the hands of all Despots has been
made the instrument of the People’s slavery, that of the Turk could
avail him nothing; and, whenever it does interfere, acts only to his
overthrow. The very reverence they have for his person arising from
obedience to their religion, they are, _à fortiori_, governed by it, not
him. He holds no communication with them; and the standing force of the
Janissaries is, compared with the mass of the People, only a handful.
Some wild accounts, indeed, have stated it at 300,000; but the best
informed fix it below 60,000, of which a great part consists of false
musters and abuses—great multitudes being enrolled to obtain certain
privileges annexed to the office of Janissary. The fact is, that the
chief force of the Empire is a militia composed of the People; who, with
respect to obedience and subordination, are so loose that they leave
their duty whenever they please, without receiving any punishment. How
far the People of Turkey are protected from the encroachments of power,
will appear from the recital of a fact related by one of the best and
most liberal of our Historians on that subject, and which is of too
great notoriety to be doubted.

In the year 1755, the Porte, as it is called, or Palace of the Grand
Vizir at Constantinople, was burnt down: in laying the plan for
rebuilding it on the former site, the leading consideration was, how to
contrive matters so as to render it secure from accidents of a like
nature in future; and it was determined that the only certain means to
do so was, to leave a space of clear ground all round it, for which
purpose the contiguous houses should be purchased from the proprietors,
and demolished. All the owners of the houses agreed to the sale, except
one old woman, who pertinaciously refused: she said she was born, and
had lived all her life, in that spot, and would not quit it for any one.
Now, in England, for the convenience of a private canal, the Parliament
would force her to sell. But what did they say in Turkey? When all the
people cried out, “Why does not the Sultan use his authority, and take
the house, and pay her the value?” No! answered the Magistrates and the
Ulama, it is impossible! it cannot be done! it is her property. While
the power of the Monarch is thus limited, and the rights of the People
thus ascertained by the Koran, and in things manifest and open to view
rigidly adhered to, justice between man and man is rarely administered;
for, though the laws themselves are good, the corrupt administration of
them disarms their effect, and distorts them from their purpose. The
venality of the Judges is beyond conception flagitious and barefaced;
and their connivances at false witnesses so scandalously habitual, that
testimony is become an article of commerce, and can be procured with a
facility and at a price that at once stamps an opprobrium on the
country, and furnishes matter of wonder to the considerate mind, how, if
Judges are flagitious and shameless enough to be guilty of it, the
People can bear such a pernicious system so long. Hence flow all the
censures on the laws and government of that country—hence most of the
impediments under which its commerce and agriculture languish; while the
actual written laws of the realm are, if duly administered, sufficiently
adequate to the security of property, the regulation of commerce, the
repression of vice, and the punishment and prevention of crimes.

In endeavouring to guard your mind against an illiberal, vulgar
prejudice, I have stated to you what the Turkish Constitution is, and
what the Laws; but you must not carry what I have said to an
overstrained or forced interpretation. I would not have you infer that
the People are well governed; I only say, that their Constitution
contains within it the means of better government than is supposed. I
would not have you infer that property is always secure; I barely say
there are laws written to secure it. This too I wish to impress on you,
that the common people are more free, and that property and life are
better secured, in Turkey, than in some European countries. I will
mention Spain for one. Like the country we are now contemplating, fear
keeps them, as disunited individuals, under passive obedience in
ordinary cases; but, unlike the Spaniards, when notoriously
aggrieved—when their property or religious code is forcibly
violated—when the Prince would riot in blood, and persist in an
unsuccessful war—the Turks appeal to the Law; they find a Chief; the
soldiery join their standard, and depose or destroy him, not on the
furious pretext of popular hatred, but upon the legitimate ground of the
Koran, as an infidel, and a violator of the laws of GOD and Mahomet—They
always, however, place his regular successor on the Throne. Yet,
notwithstanding the general venality which pollutes the fountains of
Justice, and notwithstanding the great abuse of power to which I have
alluded, their internal policy is, in many respects, excellent, and may
be compared with advantage to that of any Nation in Europe.
Highway-robbery, house-breaking, or pilfering, are little known and
rarely practised among them; and at all times the roads are as secure as
the houses. Ample provisions too are made against those petty secret
frauds, which many who carry a fair face in England, and would bring an
action of damages against one that should call them rogues, practise
every day. Bakers are the most frequent victims of justice, and are not
infrequently seen hanging at their own doors. They are mulcted and
bastinadoed for the first and second offence, and on the third, a staple
is driven up in their door-case, and they are hanged from it.
Notwithstanding which, men are constantly found hardy enough to pursue
the same course of practice; and this is the more extraordinary, as the
police is so strictly attended to, that the Bashaw or Vizir himself goes
about in disguise, in order to discover frauds and detect the
connivances of the inferior officers of justice. But what wilt our great
Ladies, who consume their nights, destroy their constitution, and
squander their husbands’ property in gambling; who afterwards, to repair
their shattered finances, have recourse to the infamous expedient of
keeping gaming-houses, and endeavour to recover by degrading means what
they have lost by folly, to the disgrace of themselves and family, and
the shame of their sex and rank—What will they say when I tell them,
that gaming is held among the Turks to be as infamous as theft, and a
gamester looked upon with more detestation than a highway robber? The
Turkish Ambassador and his train will, on their return to their country,
have to tell a curious tale of this much-famed island, in that and other
respects.




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Prejudice, that canker of the human heart, has injured mankind by
impeding personal intercourse, and thereby clogging the channel of
intellectual improvement: it forbids that interchange of sentiment—that
reciprocal communication of opinion—that generous circulation of
intellectual wealth, which, while it enriches another, advances
itself—it dissevers the bond of social union, and makes Man sit down the
gloomy, selfish possessor of his own miserable mite, with too much
hatred to give, and too much pride to receive, those benefits, which
Providence, by leaving our nature so unaccommodated, has pointed out as
necessary to pass between man and man: under its influence we spurn from
us the good, if we dislike the hand that offers it, and will rather
plunge into the mire than be guided by the light of any one whose
opinion is at variance with our own.

Thus it is between the Turks and us—the little of their affairs which
the prejudices of the Mahomedans have allowed themselves to communicate,
or suffered others to glean among them, has been in general so misused,
distorted, and misrepresented by the prejudices of the Christians, that
it is not going beyond the truth to say, there exist not a people in the
civilized world whose real history and genuine state are so little known
as those of the Turks: and the worst of it is, that not one
misrepresentation, not one single mistake has fallen on the generous,
charitable side; but all, all without exception tend to represent the
Turk in the most degraded and detestable point of view. As the purity of
the Christian does not allow him to be guilty of a wilful, uncharitable
misrepresentation, we should attribute it to unavoidable error, were it
not that, till some late authors whose liberality does them honour, they
all walked in the very same track, and could hardly have been so
uniformly erroneous from design. We must therefore attribute it to
religious zeal and mistaken piety; in which, in this instance alone,
they seem to be reputable competitors with the Turks. The moroseness,
the animosity, and the supercilious self-possession of the bigot, each
holds in common with the other.

One striking feature in the Constitution of Turkey is, that neither
blood nor splendid birth are of themselves sufficient to recommend a man
to great offices. Merit and abilities alone are the pinions which can
lift ambition to its height. The cottager may be exalted to the highest
office in the Empire; at least there is no absolute impediment in his
way; and I believe it has often happened. Compare this with France under
its late Monarchy, where no merit could raise a man from the Canaille:
this, I say, is one of the criterions of a free Constitution, and Turkey
is so far democratic.

The very first principle ingrafted in the minds of the Mahomedan
children, is a high contempt of all religions but their own; and from
the minute babes are capable of distinguishing, they are taught to call
Christians by the name of Ghiaour, or Infidel: this grows up in their
manhood so strong in them, that they will follow a Christian through the
streets, and even justle against him with contempt, crying, Ghiaour!
Ghiaour! or Infidel! Infidel!—Men of dignity and rank, indeed, will
treat Christians with courtesy; but as soon as they are gone out of
hearing, will call them Dog! This is monstrous! But let us recollect how
a Turk would be treated in Spain or Portugal, and we shall see that
inhuman bigotry may be found in a greater degree among Christians than
even Mahomedans. In Spain or Portugal they would treat them thus:—the
common people would call them Hogs; they would justle them also in
contempt; and what is more, they would stab them (it has often happened)
_por amor de Dios_; and as to the people of rank, they would very
conscientiously consign them to the Inquisition, where the pious Fathers
of the Church would very piously consign them to the flames, and coolly
go to the Altar, and pray to GOD to damn them hereafter to all eternity.
So far the balance, I think, is in favour of the Turks. Need I go
farther?—I will.—

The Mahomedans are divided into two Sects, as the Christians are into
many. Those are the Sect of Ali, and the Sect of Omar. Now, I have never
heard among them of one Sect burning the other deliberately: but the
Roman Catholics, even now, burn Protestants by juridical sentence—burn
their fellow Christians to death for differing from them in a mere
speculative point of doctrine. Which then are the better men? I am sure
it is unnecessary to say: though bad are the best.

The Turks are allowed, by those who know them best, to have some
excellent qualities; and I think, that in the prodigality of our
censure, which, though little acquainted with them, we are forward to
bestow, it would be but fair to give them credit for many of those good
qualities, which even among ourselves it requires the greatest intimacy
and the warmest mutual confidence and esteem to disclose or discover in
each other. That they have many vices is certain. What people are they
that have not? Gaming they detest; wine they use not, or at least use
only a little, and that by stealth; and as to the plurality of women, it
can in them be scarcely deemed a vice, since their religion allows it.
One vice, and one only, of a dark dye is laid to their charge; and that
has been trumpeted forth with the grievous and horrid addition, that
though contradictory to nature, it was allowed by their religion. This I
have reason to believe is one of the many fabrications and artifices of
Christian zealots, to render Mahomedanism more odious: for I have been
informed from the most competent and respectable authority, and am
therefore persuaded, that the detestable crime to which I allude, is
forbidden both by the Koran and their Municipal Laws; that it is openly
condemned by all, as with us; and that, though candour must allow there
are many who practise it (by the bye there are too many in England who
are supposed to do the same), there are none hardy or shameless enough
not to endeavour to conceal it; and, in short, that it is apparently as
much reprobated there as any where; which, at all events, rescues the
Laws and Religion of the Country from that stigma.

Perhaps there is no part of the world where the flame of parental
affection burns with more ardent and unextinguishable strength, or is
more faithfully returned by reciprocal tenderness and filial obedience,
than Turkey. Educated in the most unaffected deference and pious
submission to their parents’ will; trained both by precept and example
to the greatest veneration for the aged, and separated almost from their
infancy from the women, they acquire a modesty to their superiors, and a
bashfulness and respectful deportment to the weaker sex, which never
cease to influence them through life. A Turk meeting a woman in the
street, turns his head from her, as if looking at her were criminal; and
there is nothing they detest so much, or will more sedulously shun, than
an impudent, audacious woman. To get the better of a Turk therefore,
there is nothing further necessary, than to let slip a Virago at him,
and he instantly retreats.

Since the arrival of the Turkish Ambassador in London, I have had
frequent occasion to observe, that the people of his train have been
already, by the good example of our British Belles and Beaux, pretty
much eased of their national modesty, and can look at the women with as
broad and intrepid a stare, as the greatest puppy in the Metropolis.

Their habitual tenderness and deference for the fair sex, while it
speaks much for their manly gallantry, must be allowed by candour to be
carried to an excess extravagant and irrational. It is the greatest
disgrace to the character of a Turk to lift his hand to a woman: this
is, doubtless, right, with some limitations; but they carry it so far as
to allow no provocation, be it what it may, sufficient to justify using
force or strokes to a woman; the utmost they can do is, to scold and
walk off. The consequence of this is, that the women often run into the
most violent excesses. There have been instances where they have been
guilty of the most furious outrages; where they have violated the laws
in a collected body, and broke open public stores of corn laid up by the
Government: the Magistrates attended, the Janissaries were called, and
came running to quell the riot—but, behold they were women who committed
it: they knew no way of resisting them, unless by force; and force they
could not use: so the ladies were permitted quietly to do their work in
defiance of Magistrates, Law, Right, and Reason.

Among the variety of errors and moral absurdities falsely ascribed to
the Mahomedan Religion, the exclusion of Women from Paradise holds a
very conspicuous place, as a charge equally false and absurd; on the
contrary, the Women have their fasts, their ablutions, and the other
religious rites deemed by Mahomedans necessary to salvation.
Notwithstanding, it has been the practice of travellers to have recourse
to invention, where the customs of the country precluded positive
information; and to give their accounts rather from the suggestions of
their own prejudiced imaginations, than from any fair inferences or
conclusions drawn from the facts that came under their observation.




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The subject I touched upon in my last three letters, and on which this,
and probably some succeeding ones, will turn, is attended with
circumstances of great delicacy, and may possibly bear the aspect of at
least a dubious import, as touching the great point of Religion. I will
therefore, before I proceed further, explain to you (lest it should
require explanation) the whole scope of my meaning.

My object throughout the whole of what I have said respecting the Turks,
is to war with prejudice, not to draw comparisons:—to shew that where
the Mahomedans are vicious or enslaved, it is not the fault of their
Religion or their Laws:—to convince you, the Turks are not the only
people in the world, who, under all the external forms of sanctity and
religion, are capable of the most detestable crimes, and sometimes
utterly bereft of all pretensions to charity—and that, while they have
been held up as a perpetual subject of reproach and accusation, they
were committing only just the same crimes that conscience might have
retorted on their accusers. If allowance can be at all made for
historical misrepresentation, we may perhaps be disposed to consider
that of the ignorant Catholic Missionaries of the early ages, as
entitled to some excuse, or at least mitigation. The intemperate zeal of
those times forbade the full exercise of the rational faculties; but in
this age of illumination and liberality, he that falsifies from
polemical malice should meet little quarter and less belief. And it must
be grievous to all men of virtue and religion to reflect, that
churchmen, disciples of the Christian Church, which should be the
fountain of purity and truth, have been foremost in the list of
falsifiers.

The difficulty of obtaining information of any kind in Turkey, is very
great; of their Religion chiefly they are extremely tenacious; and as to
their Women, it is allowed by the best-informed men, who have lived
there for many years, in departments of life that gave them the best
means of obtaining information Europeans can have, that, at best, but a
very imperfect knowledge can be had of them. Yet travellers who probably
never migrated farther than “from the green bed to the brown,” have
given us diffuse accounts of their religion; and adventurers who never
were beyond the purlieus of Drury, have scaled Seraglio walls, and
carried off the favourites of Sultans.

The truth is, my dear FREDERICK, the Turks, like all other people, have
their share of vices, but are by no means countenanced in them by their
Religion; and from what I have been able to collect, as well from my own
inquiries and observations, as from reading the best Historians, I am
persuaded that they have not, in the whole scope of Mahomedanism, one
doctrine so subversive of virtue, or so encouraging to the indulgence of
vice, as many that are to be found in that curious code, Popery.

The malice of our intemperate zealots against Mahomedanism has been of
course extended to its founder with more than common exaggeration and
additions. They have represented Mahomet to be a man of mean origin,
possessing a mind unenlightened by Science or Literature, and an
understanding and faculties naturally gross. All those suggestions are
undoubtedly false;—he sprung from the most noble of all the Arabian
Tribes—the Coraishites: at his time, poverty, so far from being a
reproach among them, was a mark of every thing that was great and
dignified, if supported with magnanimity and fortitude; and the two
first Caliphs lived as poor as Mahomet himself, although they had
immense revenues, commanded vast armies, and were lords of great
provinces. As to his understanding I can only say, that perhaps he was
the very last man in the world whose intellectual powers should be
called in question. His genius was unbounded, his spirit enterprising,
his powers of address were unequalled, he was allowed to be the greatest
orator of his time; and yet, with all these qualifications, his
understanding was slighted. It is a logical truth, that when people
prove too much, they prove nothing at all: our Christian zealots, in
this instance, have overshot the mark, and thereby rendered all their
other information at least doubtful. Perhaps the consummation of all
policy was Mahomet’s pretending to be an idiot, in order to make his
great and wonderful effusions appear to be the immediate inspiration of
Heaven—He called himself THE IDIOT PROPHET[1].

Footnote 1:

  Mohammed.

The whole of Mahomedanism may be reduced simply to this one article of
Faith—“There is but one GOD, and MAHOMET is his Prophet;” but upon this
they have superinduced, from time to time, such a variety of absurdities
as would require volumes to describe: however, in strict candour let us
reflect, and ask our own hearts the question, whether sprinkling with
holy water, or worshiping a bit of white wafer as GOD, can be exceeded,
or are less absurd than the periodical ablutions of the Turks, or their
going on a pilgrimage to Mecca?

With regard to the Women, I have said before that the best information
we can obtain is very imperfect; all I have been able to collect, you
shall have. They are formed in a style of the most exquisite symmetry,
particularly about the chest and bosom; they have delicate skins,
regular features, black hair and eyes, and are, above all other beings,
cleanly and neat in their persons, bathing twice a day regularly,
besides on other occasions, and not suffering even the smallest hair to
remain upon their bodies. They are kept in the most rigorous
confinement, and only persons of ill fame paint. Women of character are
there chaste—nor is their chastity to be attributed to restraint merely,
for, from their infancy they are trained to discretion and
self-subjection, and the modesty natural to the sex is cherished from
its first dawnings. When they grow up, they are not, like our women
here, subjected to the contagion of infamous gallantry; neither are the
men trained to, nor do they pride themselves, like some among us, on the
arts of seduction. In fact, that practice makes no part of the
accomplishments of their fine gentlemen; nay, it is held by them to be
infamous. There are no such characters to be found in Turkey as your
box-lobby loungers—none of your upstart cubs like those who daudle the
best part of the day through Pall-Mall, St. James’s-street, and
Bond-street; who, without birth, wealth, education, or parts, fancy
themselves fine fellows, and powder their noses in Ladies’ head-dresses,
whispering them in order to get the reputation of gallantry; who strut
like Bantam cocks, and assume a fierce air to conceal their conscious
want of spirit; and dressed in a suit of regimentals, bought by Papa, at
Mama’s request, to exhibit sweet Master Jacky to advantage in the
Park—though never to be soiled with gunpowder, or perforated with a ball
in the nasty field of battle!!!—My dear FREDERICK, I have often told you
that you shall make choice of your own profession. If you should choose
any of the learned professions, you may fail in it without dishonour;
for many of the ablest men have failed before: but, mark me! avoid the
military as you would ruin, unless you have the requisites; let not the
glitter of a scarlet coat, or the empty name of a soldier, tempt you to
be like one of those miserable animals I have described. There may be
characters more wicked—I know none so utterly contemptible.

All extremes are bad; but the exceedings of virtue, even where they run
into error, are still preferable to vice. However ludicrous it may
appear, we cannot absolutely despise or condemn the prudery of the
Turkish women, though it runs into such extravagance, that, when feeding
their poultry, they keep carefully veiled if there happens to be a cock
among them, so fastidiously averse are they to the odious male creature
seeing their pretty faces.

When the circumstances under which the Turkish women stand are
considered, it must appear amazing, that chastity, from principle, is
universal among them, as it is confessed to be: the nature of man urges
him to desire, with greatest ardour, that which is most forbidden; and
women who are much confined, may well be supposed to have their passions
inflamed by the exaggerated workings of the imagination. Infidelity,
however, to the marriage-bed, is much less frequent among the men there,
than among the women here; and the tide of fashion, which in this
country gives such a rapid and irresistible circulation to vice and
adultery, runs there in an opposite direction; and contrary to our
customs, no man is so unfashionable in Turkey as he that has interrupted
the domestic peace of a family by seduction.

Among the many virtues which may with strict justice be ascribed to the
Turks, hospitality holds a conspicuous place. It is not confined to
common civility, it extends to personal protection. Many deem it
absolutely their duty to risk their lives in defence of their guests;
nor will any motive, however cogent, be allowed to justify the violation
of it. Nay, to such a system is it carried up, that an engagement with a
stranger is accepted as an excuse for not obeying the summons of a great
man, when no other apology, not even that of indisposition, would be
admitted.

While the Turks abhor and despise all other religions but their own,
their Government is by no means intolerant in spiritual concerns. The
exercise of all religions is free, and at Constantinople (we are told)
Monks dress in their habits, and are allowed at funeral processions to
elevate the Cross, which is more than the English tyranny allowed the
Roman Catholics of Ireland to do, till very lately: a Turk, however,
convicted of apostacy, could not by any means escape death. Meantime it
must be observed, that if they keep up a decent semblance of the forms
of their religion, no intrusive inquiry is made into their real faith:
and though it is one of the injunctions of Mahomet to endeavour to
convert Unbelievers, and they sometimes in obedience to that command
solicit the conversion of Christians and others; they never fail to
consider any renegado, or person who becomes a convert, with contempt,
if not dislike.

I will conclude this letter with an extract from that most valuable and
accurate work, Russel’s History of Aleppo, which will give you a better,
because a true, notion of Turkish morals, than you are likely to receive
from general opinion. “Upon the whole,” says he, “whether it be ascribed
to the influence of their political Constitution, or to the absence of
various temptations, which in Europe often lead to the violation of
better laws; there are perhaps few great cities where many of the
private and domestic virtues are in general more prevalent than at
Aleppo.”




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                              LETTER XXXI.

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The use of periodical stated times of devotion is universally admitted,
and the necessity of adopting them makes a part of the Christian Code.
The Mahomedan Religion, however, exceeds it far in the rigid attention
to, and frequency of, devotion. There are no less than five stated times
of prayer in every twenty-four hours, fixed as indispensable, at none of
which a true Believer fails; and the fervency of their praying exceeds
even the frequency. I have heard it asserted, that if the house was to
take fire while they are at their devotion, they would not break off;
and so rigidly intent do they conceive it their duty to be during the
time of prayer, that if in the midst of it they were interrupted by a
fit of sneezing or coughing, they consider all already done as gone for
nothing, and always begin them again.—And to tell a truth of them, if
the Christians curse them, they are pretty even with them in return,
never failing to pray for discord, enmity, and dissension among their
enemies, as well as health and prosperity to themselves; and to the
efficacy of those prayers they fondly attribute all the wars and
dissensions which incessantly harass Christendom. A bell tolls as a
public notice of prayer; and when a true Mahomedan hears it, let him be
where he will, whether at home or abroad, in the highway or in the
market, be the place dirty or clean, wet or dry, he immediately falls
down and worships.

As subsidiary to prayer they have their ablutions, in which they are
full as scrupulously punctual as in their prayers. One is preparatory to
prayer, another after cohabitation with women, a third before eating,
and another again incidental. Those they never neglect to perform,
unless some insuperable obstacle lies in the way. Charity, that most
glorious doctrine of any Religion, is enjoined by the Koran under the
most heavy denunciation of heavenly vengeance, in case of neglect; and
by it they are charged to regard no bounds in liberality to the poor.
Many Mussulmen in their zeal to discharge this duty have given a fourth,
many a third, and some one half of their property. Nay, the instances
are not infrequent of men giving away their all, and living afterwards
themselves upon alms. To do strict justice it must be said, that poverty
is no where so respectfully attended to, honoured, or reverenced, as
among the Mahomedans; who have a saying among them, “that the fear of
want is a mark of the judgment of GOD.”

Abstinence is considered as a virtue among them, and very strictly
enjoined as a religious duty. The great Fast appointed by the Koran
continues for the month of Ramedan, during which time they neither eat,
drink, nor converse with their wives, from sun-rise till the stars
appear, or the lamps are hung out at the Mosques. Any man who breaks it
is punished with death; but the worst of it is, that they will not allow
even travellers, the sick or the wounded, to plead a right to exemption:
some of the Turks, however, and all the Christians, have hit upon
expedients to pass the month without much mortification; that is,
sleeping in bed all day, and sitting up and carousing all night, to
evade the restraint.

The last and greatest ordinance of their religion is the pilgrimage to
Mecca, which when once accomplished is supposed to be a direct passport
to Heaven; and there are few of them who do not at one time or other of
their lives take that painful and hazardous journey. As this is a very
interesting journey, however, to travel in the closet, as it includes
the description of a caravan, and serves to shew to what extremities
enthusiasm can influence men, I will give you a description of it as
handed to me by a very accurate and ingenious person, on whose precise
veracity I can rely; first making some remarks upon the preceding part
of this letter.

You will observe from what I have already said, that, excepting the mere
points of religious faith, the moral ordinances of Mahomedanism
comprehend most of those parts of the Christian religion, on the
practice of which the reputation of piety is founded; and that for
strict obedience to those ordinances the Mahomedans are more remarkable
than we are. Adultery is not frequent among them; wine is seldom or
never used; theft is little known; so is murder. Then in the practical
parts of devotion, there are in the first place prayers; secondly,
abstinence or fasting; thirdly, charity. Those are all Christian
doctrines, more zealously observed by them than by us. Their ablutions
are at least no injury to the cause of morality or piety; but rather,
being done as a religious exercise, serve to keep up the series of
intercourse which should subsist between the Creature and his Creator:
besides, I cannot help thinking with our inimitable poet Thomson, that

                ——-from the body’s purity, the mind
                Receives a secret sympathetic aid.
                                        SEASONS—Summer.

And as to the pilgrimage to Mecca, however irrational it may appear to
us, it is at least recommended by sincerity and zeal, and is doubtless
in the eye of an all-seeing Providence meritorious. HE, we are to
suppose, will judge not by the value of the act but the purity of the
motive; and will accept it as the offering of a frail, blind mortal,
bending in obedience to that which he conceives to be the will of
Heaven. Besides, for the life of me I cannot see why a pilgrimage to
Mecca is at all more culpable than a pilgrimage to Jerusalem; not to
mention the thousand other holy places to which well-meaning Christians
go, for their soul’s sake, at imminent hazard of their lives, and
certain mortification and hardship to their bodies.

Banish, then, my FREDERICK! banish from your heart all illiberal and
uncharitable prejudices, if any have yet found their way to it. Revere
and cling to your Religion as the best and most conducive to eternal and
temporal happiness; and the more good because it enjoins us to be
charitable even to the Jews as well as to the Gentiles: but never think
that you advance the cause of that Religion, or do service to your GOD,
by waging war against your fellow-creatures for opinions they can no
more help entertaining than you can help having yours, or by denouncing
against them that eternal sentence which rests with the Almighty alone
to judge of or to pronounce.

To a benevolent mind the animosities of mankind present a most
afflicting picture; and the frivolous pretexts upon which those
animosities are grounded render it only the more horrible. One would
think that the substantial traffic of life, and the struggle of mankind
for the superfluities of it, of themselves afforded ample materials for
scuffle, without resorting to the shadows of speculation for contention.
Yet experience has shewn us that opinion is a much more copious source
of animosity and warfare; and that for one man who has been cursed,
murdered, or destroyed by his fellow-creatures in a contest for
property, there are a thousand who have fallen sacrifices to the
vengeance of hostile opinion:

    Ταρασσει τους ανθρωπους ου τα πραγματα, αλλα τα περι των
    πραγματων δογματα.

Were it possible that I could obtain from the bounty of Heaven a grant
of the first wish of my heart, that wish should be to see all mankind in
harmony and mutual good will, ranging without distinction under the one
great name of Man and Brother. As those who foment the disunion between
them are the most pernicious monsters of society, so he who endeavours
to bring them one step nearer to a general accommodation of sentiment,
who strives to inculcate the principles of mutual toleration, and
encourage the growth of reciprocal affection between men as fellow
beings, may be justly ranked among the best friends of mankind, and the
most faithful servants of Him who gave being to all.

Among the gross misrepresentations of which I complain, and which for
the sake of mankind I lament, is that general falsehood, the infidelity
of the Turkish women. The respectable author whom I have before taken
the freedom of quoting, I mean Dr. Russel, declares that in twenty years
residence at Aleppo, he did not remember a public instance of adultery;
and that in the private walks of scandal those he heard of were among
the lowest class, and did not in number exceed a dozen. “In respect to
the Franks (continues he) the undertaking is attended not only with such
risk to the individual, but may in its consequences so seriously involve
the whole settlement, that it is either never attempted, or is concealed
with a secrecy unexampled in other matters. I have reason to believe
that European travellers have sometimes had a Greek courtesan imposed on
them for a Sultana; and after having been heartily frightened, have been
induced to pay smartly, in order to preserve a secret which the day
after was known to half the sisterhood in town.” He remarks, however,
that at Constantinople the state of gallantry is different.

On the subject of the Turkish moral character, I have endeavoured to be
as concise as justice would allow me to be; and yet I find that I have
gone to some length. I cannot however dismiss it without giving you a
trait to which the most obstinate polemical prejudice, and the most
inveterate hatred, must in spite of them pay the tribute of applause.
Their treatment to their slaves is beyond all example among us humane,
tender, and generous, and such as may well bring a blush in the faces of
Christian dealers in human flesh. When young slaves, male or female, are
bought by a Turk, they seem to be introduced into the family rather in
the condition of an adopted child; they receive the same education,
perform nearly the same offices, and are bound to no greater marks of
respect than their master’s own children—and in fact feel none of the
galling circumstances of a state of servility; the very worst treatment
they ever receive is to be put on a footing with the menial domestics,
or ordered to the same duty as a valet or a page. It often happens, on
the other hand, that they are married into the family, and very
frequently are promoted to high offices in the State. If they adopt the
Religion of their masters, it is always spontaneously; and even to
slaves taken in war, no compulsion is used to make then change their
Faith.

The following is the best description I am able to give you of an
Eastern Caravan. It exactly coincides with my own observations, and with
the various accounts I have had from others. I owe it, as well as the
account of the proceedings of the pilgrims at Mecca, to the kind offices
of a friend, who took the pains to procure them for me.


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                       DESCRIPTION OF A CARAVAN.


                  _Inclosed in the preceding Letter._


A caravan, which is so often mentioned in the history and description of
the East, and in all the tales and stories of those countries, is an
assemblage of travellers, partly pilgrims, partly merchants, who collect
together in order to consolidate a sufficient force to protect them, in
travelling through the hideous wilds and burning deserts over which they
are constrained to pass for commercial and other purposes; those wilds
being infested with Arabs, who make a profession of pillage, and rob in
most formidable bodies, some almost as large as small armies. As the
collection of such a number requires time, and the embodying of them is
a serious concern, it is concerted with great care and preparation, and
is never attempted without the permission of the Prince in whose
dominions it is to be formed, and of those also through whose dominions
it is to pass, expressed in writing. The exact number of men and
carriages, mules, horses, and other beasts of burthen, are specified in
the license; and the merchants to whom the caravan belongs, regulate and
direct every thing appertaining to its government and police during the
journey, and appoint the various officers necessary for conducting it.

Each caravan has four principal officers: the first, the Caravanbachi,
or head of the caravan; the second, the Captain of the march; the third,
the Captain of the stop or rest; and the fourth, the Captain of the
distribution. The first has the uncontroulable authority and command
over all the others, and gives them his orders: the second is absolute
during the march; but his authority immediately ceases on the stopping
or encamping of the caravan, when the third assumes his share of the
authority, and exerts it during the time of its remaining at rest: and
the fourth orders the disposition of every part of the caravan, in case
of an attack or battle. This last officer has also during the march the
inspection and direction of the distribution of provisions, which is
conducted under his management by several inferior officers, who are
obliged to give security to the master of the caravan; each of them
having the care of a certain number of men, elephants, dromedaries,
camels, &c. &c. which they undertake to conduct and furnish with
provisions at their own risque, according to an agreement stipulated
between them.

A fifth officer of the caravan is the pay-master or treasurer, who has
under him a great many clerks and interpreters, appointed to keep
accurate journals of all the material incidents that occur upon the
journey. And it is by these journals, signed by the superior officers,
that the owners of the caravan judge whether they have been well or ill
served or conducted.

Another kind of officers are the Mathematicians, without whom no caravan
will presume to set out. There are commonly three of them attached to a
caravan of large size; and they perform the offices both of
quarter-masters and aides-de-camp, leading the troops when the caravan
is attacked, and assigning the quarters where the caravan is appointed
to encamp.

There are no less than five distinct sorts of caravans: first, the heavy
caravans, which are composed of elephants, dromedaries, camels, and
horses; secondly, the light caravans, which have but few elephants;
thirdly, the common caravans, where there are none of those animals;
fourthly, the horse caravans, where there are neither dromedaries nor
camels; and lastly, sea caravans, consisting of vessels; from whence you
will observe that the word caravan is not confined to the land, but
extends to the water also.

The proportion observed in the heavy caravan is as follows: When there
are five hundred elephants, they add a thousand dromedaries and two
thousand horses at the least; and then the escort is composed of four
thousand men on horseback. Two men are required for leading one
elephant, five for three dromedaries, and seven for eleven camels. This
multitude of servants, together with the officers and passengers, whose
number is uncertain, serve to support the escort in case of a fight, and
render the caravan more formidable and secure. The passengers are not
absolutely obliged to fight; but according to the laws and usages of the
caravans, if they refuse to do so, they are not entitled to any
provisions whatever from the caravan, even though they should agree to
pay an extravagant price for them.

Every elephant is mounted by what they call a Nick; that is to say, a
young lad of nine or ten years old, brought up to the business, who
drives the elephant, and pricks it with a pointed iron to animate it in
the fight: the same lad also loads the fire-arms of the two soldiers who
mount the elephant with him.

The day of the caravan setting out being once fixed, is never altered or
postponed; so that no disappointment can possibly ensue to any one.

One would suppose that so enormous and powerful a body, so well armed,
might be certain of moving forward without fear of being robbed; but as
most of the Arabian Princes have no other means to subsist but by their
robberies, they keep spies in all parts, who give them notice when the
caravans set out, which they way-lay; and sometimes attack with superior
force, overpower them, plunder them of all their treasure, and make
slaves of the whole convoy—foreigners excepted, to whom they generally
shew more mercy. If they are repulsed, they generally come to some
agreement; the conditions of which are pretty well observed, especially
if the assailants are native Arabians. The carrying on of robberies with
such armies may appear astonishing; but when the temptation is
considered, and when it is known that one caravan only is sometimes
enough to enrich those Princes, much of our surprise vanishes.

They are obliged to use great precautions to prevent the caravan from
introducing that dreadful distemper, the plague, into the places through
which they pass, or from being themselves infected with it. When
therefore they arrive near a town, the inhabitants of the town and the
people of the caravan hold a solemn conference concerning the state of
their health, and very sincerely communicate to each other the state of
the case, candidly informing each other whether there be danger on
either side.—When there is reason to suspect any contagious distemper,
they amicably agree that no communication whatever shall take place
between them; and if the caravan stands in need of provisions, they are
conveyed to them with the utmost caution over the walls of the town.

The fatigues, hardships, and hazards, attending those caravans, are so
great, that they certainly would never be undertaken, if the amazing
profits did not in some measure counterbalance them.—The merchant who
travels in them must be content with such provisions as he can get, must
part with all his delicacies, and give up all hope of ease; he must
submit to the frightful confusion of languages and nations; the fatigues
of long marches over sands, and under a climate almost sufficiently hot
to reduce him to a cinder: he must submit cheerfully to exorbitant
duties fraudulently levied, and audacious robberies and subtle tricks
practised by the herd of vagabonds who follow the caravans—for
preventing which, the merchants have a variety of well contrived locks,
that can only be opened by those who know the knack of them.

But in some tracks of caravans there are dangers, and horrible ones,
against which no human foresight or power can provide, and beneath which
whole caravans sink, and are never after heard of.

The Egyptian caravans are particularly subject to hazards in the horrid
tracks they are necessarily obliged to take through sandy deserts,
where, for boundless extents, nature has denied one single circumstance
of favour; where a blade of grass never grew, nor a drop of water ever
ran; where the scorching fire of the sun has banished the kindly
influence of the other elements; where, for several days journey, no
object meets the eye to guide the parched traveller in his way; and
where the casual track of one caravan is closed by the moving sands,
before another can come to take advantage of it. In those vast plains of
burning sands, if the guide should happen to lose his way, the provision
of water, so necessary to carry them to the place where they are to find
more, must infallibly fail them: in such a case the mules and horses die
with fatigue and thirst; and even the camels, notwithstanding their
extraordinary power to subsist without water, soon perish in the same
manner, together with the people of the caravan, wandering in those
frightful deserts.

But more dreadful still, and still more inevitable, is the danger when a
south wind happens to rise in those sandy deserts. The least mischief it
occasions is, to dry up the leathern bags which contain the provision of
water for the journey. This wind, to which the Arabs give the epithet of
poisoned, often stifles in a moment those who have the misfortune to
meet it; to prevent which, they are obliged to throw themselves
immediately on the ground, putting their faces close to the burning
sands which surround them on all sides, and covering their mouths with
some linen cloth, lest by breathing they should swallow instantaneous
death, which this wind carries with it wherever it extends.—Besides
which, whole caravans are often buried under moving hills of burning
sand, raised by the agitation of the winds.

All those horrors and dangers are so exquisitely described by our
charming bard THOMSON, that I cannot refrain from transcribing the
passage, as bringing them more immediately home to the understanding and
the heart, than volumes of common description could do.

                                 ———— Breathed hot
           From all the boundless furnace of the sky,
           And the wide glittering waste of burning sand,
           A suffocating wind the pilgrim smites
           With instant death. Patient of thirst and toil,
           Son of the Desert! even the camel feels,
           Shot through his withered heart, the fiery blast.
           Or from the black-red ether bursting broad
           Sallies the sudden whirlwind. Straight the sands,
           Commov’d around, in gathering eddies play;
           Nearer and nearer still they darkening come;
           Till, with the general all-involving storm
           Swept up, the whole continuous wilds arise;
           And by their noon-day fount dejected thrown,
           Or sunk at night in sad disastrous sleep
           Beneath descending hills, the caravan
           Is buried deep. In Cairo’s crowded streets
           Th’ impatient Merchant wondering waits in vain,
           And Mecca saddens at the long delay.————

Yet, notwithstanding all those horrible circumstances of terror and
danger—trade, and the desire of gain, on the one hand, induce multitudes
of people to run the hazard:

            Impiger extremos currit Mercator ad Indos,
            Per mare pauperiem fugiens, per saxa, per ignes.
                                              HORACE.

And on the other hand, enthusiasm and religious zeal send thousands to
tempt their fate, and take a passage to Heaven through those horrid
regions. Thus we see in what various ways delusion operates.—The
Merchant might find a livelihood, and the Bigot his way to divine
favour, just as well by staying within the confines of their own native
home.




             ACCOUNT OF THE CEREMONIES OBSERVED BY PILGRIMS
                       ON THEIR ARRIVAL AT MECCA.


The caravans are generally so ordered as to arrive at Mecca about forty
days after the Fast of Ramedan, and immediately previous to the Corban,
or Great Sacrifice. Five or six days before that Festival, the three
great caravans, viz. that from Europe, that from Asia Minor, and that
from Arabia, unite; and all, consisting of about two hundred thousand
men, and three hundred thousand beasts of burthen, encamp at some miles
from Mecca. The pilgrims form themselves into small detachments, and
enter the town to arrange the ceremonies preparatory to the Great
Sacrifice. They are led through a street of continual ascent, till they
arrive at a gate on an eminence, called the Gate of Health. From thence
they see the great Mosque which incloses the House of Abraham. They
salute it with the most profound respect and devotion, repeating twice,
“Salam Alek Irusoul Allah!” that is to say, “Peace be with the
Ambassador of God!” Thence, at some distance, they mount five steps to a
large platform faced with stone, where they offer up their prayers; they
then descend on the other side of it, and advance towards two arches, of
the same kind of dimensions, but at some distance from each other,
through which they pass with great silence and devotion. This ceremony
must be performed seven times.

From hence proceeding to the great Mosque which incloses the House of
Abraham, they enter the Mosque, and walk seven times round the little
building contained within it, saying, “This is the House of GOD, and of
his servant Abraham.” Then kissing with great veneration a black stone,
said to have descended white from Heaven, they go to the famous Well
called Zun Zun, which the Angel shewed to Hagar when she was distressed
in the desert, and could find no water for her son Ishmael, and which
the Arabs call Zem Zem. Into this Well they plunge with all their
clothes, repeating “Toba Alla, Toba Alla!” that is to say, “Forgiveness,
GOD! Forgiveness, GOD!” They then drink a draught of that fœtid, turbid
water, and depart.

The duty of bathing and drinking they are obliged to pass through once;
but those who would gain Paradise before the others, must repeat it once
a day during the stay of the Caravan at Mecca.

At fifteen miles from the town of Mecca there is a hill called “Ghiabal
Arafata,” or “the Mount of Forgiveness.” It is about two miles in
circumference—a most delicious spot. On it ADAM and EVE met, after the
LORD had, for their transgressions, separated them forty years. Here
they cohabited and lived in excess of happiness, having built a house on
it, called “Beith Adam,” that is to say, “the House of Adam.” On the eve
of the day of Sacrifice, the three caravans, ranged in a triangular
form, surround this mountain—during the whole night the people rejoice,
clamour and riot—firing off cannon, muskets, pistols, and fire-works,
with an incessant sound of drums and trumpets. As soon as day breaks, a
profound silence succeeds—they slay their sheep and offer up their
sacrifice on the mountain with every demonstration of the most profound
devotion.

On a sudden a Scheik (or Head of a Temple), a kind of Prelate, rushes
from amidst them, mounted on a camel—he ascends five steps, rendered
practicable for the purpose, and in a studied sermon preaches thus to
the people:

“Return praise and thanks for the infinite and immense benefits granted
by GOD to Mahomedans, through the mediation of his most beloved friend
and prophet, Mahomet: for that he has delivered them from the slavery
and bondage of sin and idolatry, in which they were plunged; has given
them the House of Abraham, from whence they can be heard, and their
petitions granted; also the Mountain of forgiveness, by which they can
implore Him, and obtain a pardon and remission of all their sins.

“For that the blessed, pious, and merciful GOD, giver of all good gifts,
commanded his secretary, Abraham, to build himself a house at Mecca,
whence his descendants might pray to the Almighty, and their desires be
fulfilled.

“On this command all the mountains in the world ran, as it were, each
ambitious to assist the Secretary of the LORD, and to furnish a stone
towards erecting the holy house; all, except this poor little Mountain,
which, through mere indigence, could not contribute a stone. It
continued therefore thirty years grievously afflicted: at length the
Eternal GOD observed its anguish, and, moved with pity at its long
suffering, broke forth, saying, I can forbear no longer, my child! your
bitter lamentations have reached my ears; and I now declare, that all
those who go to visit the house of my friend Abraham shall not be
absolved of their sins, if they do not first reverence you, and
celebrate on you the holy Sacrifice, which I have enjoined my people
through the mouth of my prophet Mahomet! Love GOD! Pray! Give Alms!”

After this sermon the people salute the Mountain, and depart.




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                             LETTER XXXII.

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In my last letters I endeavoured to give you an account of the Turkish
Government, Laws, and Constitution in general, so far as I was able to
collect information on the subject. I will now proceed to a description
of those particular parts of that vast Empire through which I had
occasion to travel.

During my stay at Aleppo, I experienced much politeness and hospitality
from the European gentry resident there, and particularly from Mr. ——-,
at whose house I entirely resided; and as the Franks live on a very good
footing with each other, the time passed so agreeably, that were it not
for “that within,” I should have been happy enough—We rode out
occasionally, sometimes hunting, sometimes merely for the ride sake.
Sometimes with an intelligent native whom I got to walk with me, or with
some of the Franks, I walked about the town, in order to amuse away the
time and see what was going forward, notwithstanding the cry of “Frangi
Cucu!” or “Cuckold Frank!” which frequently followed us for the length
of a street. Sometimes we went of evenings to some of the outlets, where
preparation was made for our reception by servants, previously
dispatched for the purpose, and there regaled with coffee, wine, fruits,
&c.

The first day we went on a party of the last mentioned kind, Mrs. ——-
did us the honour to accompany us: the place appointed was in a range of
beautiful rural gardens that lie along the side of a river; where the
well cultivated earth teeming with a vast abundance of the best esculent
plants, flowers, flowering shrubs and fruit-trees, afforded a most
delicious regale to the senses; and the plane, the willow, the ash, the
pomegranate, and a variety of other trees, clustered together in almost
impervious thickets, yielded a delightful shady retreat from the
piercing rays of the Sun. It was on this occasion that I got the first
specimen of Turkish illiberality, which, as I was entirely unprepared
for it, confounded me, and nearly deprived me of temper and of prudence.
As we walked along, I observed several Turks addressing themselves to
Mrs. ——- and me, who walked arm in arm, and speaking with a loudness of
voice, contortion of countenance, and violence of gesticulation,
attended with a clapping of hands, which, though I did not understand
their language, I could plainly perceive carried the appearance of
menace or insult. I was at a loss what to think of it: Mrs. ——- blushed,
and seemed much hurt: Mr. ——- and the other gentlemen were silent, and
betrayed not the least mark of emotion or resentment. At length, when we
got from them, I asked what it meant? and was told, that it was all
aimed at Mrs. ——-, or at least occasioned by her: that, bigoted to the
customs of their own country, and utterly ignorant of those of any
other, they were affected with great indignation at her dress,
occasional derangement of her veil, and, above all, at the shameless and
unpardonably wicked circumstance of a woman walking so openly and
familiarly in the company of men. Talking of this affair afterwards with
Mr. ——-, the lady’s husband, he assured me, that there was not an
opprobrious and infamous epithet which the vulgar ingenuity of the
brightest quean in Billingsgate could think of, that they had not
huddled upon us. I was beyond measure astonished at the coolness with
which he bore it, and said, that if I had understood what they had said,
I should most certainly have been unable to restrain myself, and would
have knocked one of them down as an example to the rest. Had you done
so, returned he, you would certainly have repented it: for, if you
escaped being stoned, or put to death upon the spot, the legal
punishment for an infidel striking a true believer, you could not
escape; and probably we, and all the Franks in the city, would suffer
for it: it would at all events cause a dreadful convulsion in the place,
and you would yourself fall a sacrifice to it.

Not long since I was conversing on this subject with a gentleman of my
acquaintance, and mentioned it with some asperity, as arising from a
spirit of bigotry peculiar to Mahomedans.—“My good Sir,” said he, “let
me undeceive you! the very same would be done in most parts of Spain. I
was one day,” continued he, “walking in a town in Spain, in company with
the wife of a gentleman who resided there, who were both well known, and
bore the most unexceptionable character. Seeing me however walking with
her, the populace, as we passed, held up two fingers significantly, and
cried to her, What a cuckold is your husband! and concluded with ‘Todas
las Inglesas son putas,’ or, ‘All English women are ——s.’” He added,
“that he was even in Cadiz, where commercial intercourse renders them
rather more liberal than in other parts of that country, frequently
accosted by little children themselves, with ‘Crees in Dios?’ Do you
believe in God? and sometimes forming a cross with the thumb of the
right hand and the forefinger, ‘Crees en este? Crees en este? No! No! Ah
Judio! Moro! Barbaro! Bruto! Protestante! Puerco! Voia al los
Infernos!!’ In English—Do you believe in this? Do you believe in this?
No! No! Ah Jew! Moor! Barbarian! Protestant! Hog! Go to Hell!!”

So much for human beneficence and charity, under the fostering auspices
of religion!

The house of Mr. ——-, where I was so hospitably lodged, was a
magnificent edifice, built in all the fullness of Eastern grandeur and
luxury, and furnished with all the splendour and state of Turkey, united
with the taste and opulence of Great Britain. It was indeed a house in
which voluptuousness itself might sit down with satisfaction—The most
unaffected hospitality and generous benevolence invited and spread the
board, and politeness and affability presided over all. Never shall I
forget it—never shall I think of it without gratitude and esteem.

A gentleman of the opulence and consequence of Mr. ——-, with a house
such as I have described, and a disposition to social enjoyment, was
not, you will conclude, without a resort of company and friends; in
truth, he had friends even among the better sort of Turks. Parties of
pleasure had no intermission while I was there; and as the ladies of
Europe or of European extraction in that country are highly
accomplished, speak many languages, are indefatigable in their efforts
to please, and receive strangers from Europe with a joy and satisfaction
not to be described, Aleppo would have been to me an Elysium, if the
pleasures of the place did not from the beginning suffer diminution from
my own painful sensations, which were aggravated at last by an incident
that arose from my intercourse there—of which more hereafter.

While I remained at Aleppo, I walked, as I before told you, frequently
about the streets; and I think I never was witness to so many broils in
all my life put together, as I was in my wanderings there—Not a time I
went out that I did not observe one, two, three, and sometimes half a
dozen or more. They have nothing terrible in them however, and, were it
not extremely disgusting to see men scold, would be very entertaining;
for I will venture to say that a street battle “à la Turque” is one of
the most ludicrous exhibitions in the world. The parties approach to
each other, and retreat mutually, as the action of the one gives hopes
to the other of victory, lifting their hands, and flourishing them in
the air, as if ready to strike every moment, grinning and gnashing their
teeth, while their beard and whiskers besprent with the spume of their
mouths, and wagging with the quick motion of their lips and ghastly
contortions of their jaws, present the most ridiculous spectacle
imaginable. They reminded me at the time of a verse in an old English
Ballad:—

                        ’Tis merry in the hall,
                        When beards wag all.

Nothing, in fact, can exceed the extravagance of their gesture: the
vehement loudness of their voice, or the whimsical distortions of their
countenances, in which are displayed sometimes the quickest vicissitudes
of fear and fury, and sometimes the most laughable combination of both.
All this time, however, not a single blow is actually struck; but they
compensate for the want of bodily prowess by the exercise of the tongue,
denouncing vengeance against each other, threatening instant demolition,
lavishing every bitter reproach, every filthy epithet, and every
horrible imprecation that they can think of, and both boasting
occasionally of their patience and forbearance, which fortunately
enabled them to refrain from annihilating their adversary. At last the
fray gradually decays: exhausted with fatigue, and half choaked with
dust and vociferation, they retreat gradually backwards to their own
doors; where summing up all their malignity into a most horrid
execration, they part for the time, and retire to vaunt in empty threat,
and growl away their rage, in the recesses of their Haram.

Yet those people are found terrible in battle by the Christian troops
that have from time to time been opposed to them: here, if proof be
wanting of the effects of Religion on the human mind, is an
incontrovertible one of its powerful operations. Under the influence of
their faith, which tells them that they go to Paradise instantly if
killed in battle with Infidels, they perform prodigies of valour
fighting against Christians; while, forbidden by that faith to imbrue
their hands in the blood of a true believer, their passions have been
gradually brought under the dominion of their religion, till that which
at first was faith at last becomes habit, and the appropriate energy and
courage of the man has sunk into the degrading and emasculant efforts of
the woman.

The practice of fighting, or personal conflicts between individuals of
the same society, seems to have been condemned by the universal consent
of all religions. The Gentoos, as well as all the other sects of the
various parts of the East through which I have travelled, give vent to
their passion in nearly the same manner as the Turks. The Christians too
are most strictly forbidden to strike one another by the great Author of
their faith: but it is their good fortune, that they not only have the
best religion in the world for their guidance, but that they are the
only people in the world who claim exemption from the penalties of that
religion, and think themselves wronged and their personal rights
infringed, if they are refused the privilege of breaking through its
rules whenever those rules are at variance with their convenience.

Be it your care, my dear child! to fortify your mind with the spirit of
true religion and sound morality, and let your practice in life be ever
guided by their precepts.




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                             LETTER XXXIII.

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The avidity with which human creatures search for something to recreate
the mind and keep it in exercise, is of itself a convincing proof of the
natural activity of our intellectual faculties, and shews that, like the
different parts of the body, they were given by Providence to be called
into effort and improved by practice. As they who by the favours of
opulence are exempted from the necessity of actual bodily labour, are
obliged to have recourse to artificial labour called exercise; so they
who have the misfortune to be precluded from the employment of the mind
by business, are obliged to seek mental exercise in a variety of
expedients, some of which are criminal, some foolish, and some good for
nothing or indifferent. Cards, dice, and games of chance are (according
to the extent to which they are carried) of the two former—tale and
novel-reading of the two latter. Those however serve to occupy the
vacant hours of all the idle and unemployed. And when letters deny their
friendly aid, we find among ourselves the deficiency supplied from the
less ample resources of the memory; and story-telling, love tales, fairy
tales, and goblin and ghost adventures, are recited round the villager’s
fire or the kitchen hearth in as great numbers, with as much ingenuity,
and to as great effect, as they are to be found written in the
innumerable volumes on the shelves of our circulating libraries.

In Turkey, where the art of printing has not yet been known, where the
circulation of literary productions is chained down within the narrow
compass of manuscript, and where therefore the efforts of genius are
repressed by discouragement, the business of story-telling makes in
itself a profession, which, as it is acquired by study and prosecuted
with art, is followed with considerable profit.

One day a friend (a French gentleman) who escorted me through the town,
called to draw me out with him for a walk; he said he wished to shew me
some of the caravanseras, observing that he thought I should be
entertained with a view of them. I agreed to go; and he brought me to
two, which, after he had shewn to me and explained their principle,
police, and etiquette, I could not help admiring and approving. To both
these were attached eating-houses and coffee-houses, and every appendage
that could render them convenient and comfortable. As we were about
leaving the last, I observed my friend stop and listen attentively.
“Come hither,” said he, after a minute’s pause—“come into this
coffee-house, here is something going forward that may amuse you.”

We accordingly entered the coffee-house, where we saw a number of
people, some seated in the Turkish fashion, some on low stools, and some
standing; and in the middle a man walking to and fro, speaking in an
audible voice, sometimes slowly, sometimes with rapidity, varying his
tones occasionally with all the inflexions of a corresponding sense. I
could not understand him, but he seemed to me to speak with “good
emphasis and good discretion:” his action was easy to him, though
expressive and emphatical; and his countenance exhibited strong marks of
eloquent expression. I could not help staring with astonishment at a
scene so new to me, and felt great approbation of the tones and manner
of this extraordinary orator, though I could not understand a single
word he said. He was listened to by all with great attention, and the
Turks (albeit not used to the laughing mood) frequently betrayed strong
symptoms of risibility: but in the height and torrent of his speech he
broke suddenly off, scampered out of the door and disappeared. I set it
down that he was a maniac or lunatic of an ingenious kind, and was for
going away. “Stay,” says my friend, “rest where you are for a few
minutes, let us hear further.”

The orator had scarcely been gone three minutes when the room was filled
with the buzz of conversation, a word of which I could not understand,
but which my guide listened to very attentively. At length the buzz
began to grow loud, and soon increased into clamour; when a scene ensued
of so very ludicrous a kind as forced me to cram my handkerchief into my
mouth to suppress a laugh, or at least so to stifle it as to avoid
observation. In short, they were disputing violently, and the beards
were, as I once before mentioned to you, ALL WAGGING. I became more
convulsed with mirth; and my friend seeing that I was likely to give
offence, took me under the arm and hurried me out of the coffee-house:
we retired into a porch in the caravansera, where I gave vent to my
suppressed laughter till my sides were sore and my eyes ran tears.

“In the name of God, my friend!” said I, “tell me what is the meaning of
all that extravagant scene to which we have just now been witness: who
is that madman that spoke so much? and why did they all quarrel after he
went away?”

“Come, come,” said he, “let us retire to my house, and I will there
explain the whole of it to you, from beginning to ending.”

I accordingly accompanied him home, where we found a very gay circle
assembled, to whom he described my astonishment; recounting my
immoderate laughter, till they all laughed very nearly as immoderately
as myself. “You must know,” said he, addressing himself to me, “that he
whom you took to be a madman, is one of the most celebrated composers
and tellers of stories in Asia, and only wants the aid of printing, to
be perhaps as eminent in reputation for making CONTES, as Marmontel or
Madame D’Anois. As we passed along I heard his voice, and, knowing it,
resolved to let you see him, and brought you in for the purpose. He was
entertaining the company with a very curious, interesting, and comical
story; the subject of which was avarice; the hero a miser of the name of
Cassem. His misery and avarice are represented in it as bringing him
into a variety of scrapes, which waste his wealth; and his character is
drawn with such strength of colouring, and marked with such grotesque
lines of humour—he related it moreover with so much wit, in such
admirable language, and embellished and enforced it with such
appropriate action, utterance and emphasis—that it riveted, as you saw,
the attention of all his auditors, and extorted laughter even from
Turkish gravity.”

“But how came he to break off so suddenly?” said I.

“That,” returned my friend, “is a part of the art of his profession,
without which he could not live: just as he gets to a most interesting
part of the story, when he has wound the imagination of his auditors up
to the highest climax of expectation, he purposely breaks off to make
them eager for the rest. He is sure to have them all next day, with
additional numbers who come on their report, and he makes his terms to
finish the story.”

“Why then,” interrupted I, “why did they who remained behind fall
disputing?”

“That I will explain to you,” said he. “Just as he broke off, Cassem the
miser (who, as far as I heard, seems as well drawn as Moliere’s AVARE)
having already suffered a thousand whimsical misfortunes and
dilapidations of fortune, is brought before the Cadi for digging in his
garden, on the presumption that he was digging for treasure. As soon as
the historian was gone, they first applauded him, and then began to
discuss his story—which they one and all agreed in praising highly: and
when they came to talk of the probable issue of the sequel of it, there
were almost as many opinions as there were men in company; each
maintained his own, and they went to loggerheads as you saw about
it—when the chance is a thousand to one, that not one of them was near
the mark. One in particular surmised that Cassem would be married to the
Cadi’s daughter; which gave great offence to some, and roused another of
the company to declare, that he was well assured in his conscience that
Cassem would be brought to the bastinado or the stake, or else hanged,
in the sequel.”

“And is it possible,” said I, “that a group of twenty or thirty rational
beings can be so far bereft of all common sense, as to dispute upon the
result of a contingency, which absolutely depends on the arbitrary fancy
of an acknowledged fabricator of falsehoods?”

“_C’est vrai_, Monsieur! and thereby they demonstrate the power of the
poet (for poet we may well call him); and _entre nous_, I doubt whether
it is not more rational, as well as more fair, to dispute what the
_denouement_ ought to be before than after the inventor of the piece has
disposed of it, as is the practice with us. When he has once finished
his fable, you will find them all content, and the voice of criticism
silent. Now in France or England, our critics lie _perdue_, in order to
attack the poet, let him finish his performance how he may. But you will
recollect, Monsieur, that in Turkey criticism is the honest spontaneous
issue of the Heart, and with us is a trade, where sometimes lucre,
sometimes vanity, but oftener than both, envy and malice direct the
decision, and dispose to cavil and censure.

But we will go again to-morrow, continued he, probably he will be there
to conclude or proceed further with his story; I agreed to this and we
parted.

On the next day we went, and not seeing the orator in his place, lounged
about the caravansera, and going to another coffee-house found him
declaiming with all his might. My friend told me that the story he was
now on was quite different from the former: however we watched his
motions so effectually that we got the conclusion of the story of
Cassem, which completely disappointed the prognostics of the two
conflicting Turkish critics; for Cassem was neither bastinadoed, staked,
or hanged, nor married to the Cadi’s daughter, but lived to see that
extreme avarice was folly; and to be sensible that to make the proper
use of the goods of this life is to enjoy them.




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My last letter has shewn you, that the conceptions of genius, though
they may want the aid of the Press to bring them in full and perfect
disclosure to the world, will yet burst through their bounds, and find
some means of communication with mankind; for though the art of Printing
be unknown in Turkey, the emanations of superior intellect and fancy
find their way to the general ear through the medium of public
declamation in coffee-houses. This letter will serve to shew you that
malversation in office, public delinquency, and all those crimes of the
great, which with us are cognizable by no tribunal but that of the
public press, are not altogether so exempt from the lash and exposure of
the satirist in Turkey, as the want of that great palladium of Freedom
would dispose us to believe; and that, incredible as it may appear, the
magistrates are held up to ridicule in public exhibition, satirised with
all the extravagant vulgarity of coarse humour and unpolished wit, and
exposed with all the bitter exaggerations of envenomed genius.

The French gentleman whom I mentioned to you in my last, as having
procured me that pleasant repast at the coffee-house, called on me a
morning or two after that, and reminded me how highly I seemed to be
entertained; said, there were often to be seen, by walking about and
going into public places, a variety of things, which, however worthless
and unentertaining in themselves, might, from the novelty of their
appearance, and their unlikeliness to any thing seen in Europe, serve
either to divert by their oddity, or promote the conception of new ideas
in the mind: he therefore recommended it to me, with all the zeal of a
person who took an interest in my happiness, to keep on my legs and in
the streets while I remained at Aleppo.

You will conclude that I readily complied, and we sallied out directly
in quest of adventure. We proceeded, therefore, to one of the
beforementioned coffee-houses, where, as my friend observed to me,
though there were no people of great rank, there was generally something
to afford contemplation or amusement; and where, if nothing else
occurred, the motley appearance of the company was sufficient to excite
a variety of whimsical emotions, and suggest numberless ludicrous images
to the imagination of an English or French man. As there was no orator
at work declaiming, I had time to indulge myself with a more accurate
view than I had before taken of the group that surrounded us: and surely
never was ponderous gravity more ludicrously, or in more various forms
depicted by any caricaturist in the world.—Here it was to be seen, in
all its shadings, from the self-important nod of serious cogitation,
down to the soporific aspect of stolid stupidity. Not a muscle was moved
in way of mirth, not a face disgraced with a smile, and I could not help
thinking all the time, that if every nation of the earth was to take
some animal for its insignia, as the British assume the lion, and the
Prussian the eagle, the Turks might be divided in their choice between
the appropriate claims of the owl and the ass.

Soon after we entered, a band of what they called music, struck up a
concert. And here again the notion of the owl and the ass struck me with
increased force, as peculiarly presiding over their music: for no other
combination of sounds that I know on earth, but the screeching of the
one, and the braying of the other, could form any thing to resemble this
concert, with which the auditory seemed vastly pleased, though I was
obliged to betake myself to flight, in order to get relief from the
torture it gave me. The Turks, however, as I retreated, honoured me with
a few remarks, which as I did not understand, I could not precisely
feel; my friend however told me, they were to the effect that we were
Frangi Dumus (Frank Hog), and had no more ear than that filthy animal
for music.

Come, said my friend, don’t be discouraged!—But the music—the music!
interrupted I.—Well then, said he, the music, or rather the sounds were
execrable to be sure; they have at least served to establish this
certainty, that there is nothing, however discordant or detestable,
which habit will not reconcile us to. Doubt not, said he, that the best
piece of Handel or Correlli, performed by the best band in Rome, would
appear as ridiculous to them, as their concert did to us.

We visited many coffee-houses in the course of that day, in every one of
which we found something to divert or disgust us; at length as we
entered one, my friendly guide turning to me with satisfaction in his
countenance, said “Here is something about to go forward that will
please you better than the concert of music.” What is it, said I? A
drama, returned he; a drama, to you most certainly of a new and
extraordinary kind; and I do assure you that so zealous am I to procure
you entertainment, I would rather than a couple of loui’s you could
understand what is going forward: your hearty mirth and laughter, added
he, are sufficient to put one in spirits. He then directed my attention
to a fellow who was busily employed in erecting a stage, which he
accomplished in a time incredibly short. The light of the sun was
completely excluded, and a puppet shew commenced, which gave great
delight to all the audience, and, ignorant as I was of the language,
pleased me very much.

I was astonished when informed that one man only spoke for all the
personages of the drama, for so artfully did he change his tone of
voice, that I could have sworn there had been as many people to speak,
as there were characters in the piece. The images were not actually
puppets, commonly so called, but shadows done in the manner of Astley’s
_Ombres Chinoises_. They were, however, far inferior to his in execution
and management, though the dialogue and incident evidently appeared,
even to me, to be executed with a degree of the _vis comica_ far
superior to any I ever saw in a thing of the kind in Europe; indeed so
perfect was the whole, that though I knew not a word of the language, I
comprehended clearly the plan of the piece, and many of the strokes of
humour contained in the dialogues.—The plan was obviously taken from a
story which I have read in some of the Eastern tales, I believe the
Arabian Nights Entertainments, and it is founded on the law of the
country, that a man may repudiate his wife twice, and take her back
again; but in the event of a third divorce, cannot retake her to his
marriage-bed, unless she be previously married and divorced by another
man. To obviate which, husbands who repent having divorced their wives a
third time, employ a man to marry them, and restore her back again; and
he who does this office is called a _Hullah_.—In the piece before us,
however, the Lady and the Hullah like each other so well, that they
agree not to separate; the husband brings them both before the Cadi to
enforce a separation; and the scene before the Cadi was as ludicrous,
and as keen a satire upon those magistrates as can well be conceived,
though of the low kind.

The piece was introduced with a grand nuptial procession, in which the
master displayed the powers of his voice by uttering a variety of the
most opposite tones in the whole gamut of the human voice; sometimes
speaking, sometimes squeaking like a hurt child, sometimes huzzaing as a
man, a woman, or a child; sometimes neighing like a horse, and sometimes
interspersing it with other such sounds as commonly occur in crowds, in
such a manner as astonished me: while the concomitant action of the
images, grotesque beyond measure, kept up the laugh; horses kicking and
throwing their riders, asses biting those near them, and kicking those
behind them, who retire limping in the most ridiculous manner; while
their great standing character in all pieces; KARA-GHUSE (the same as
our Punch), raised a general roar of obstreperous mirth even from the
Turks, with his whimsical action, of which I must say that, though
nonsensical, though indecent, and sometimes even disgusting, it was on
the whole the most finished composition of low ribaldry and fun that I
ever beheld.

When they come before the Cadi, he is seated in his divan of justice;
but as soon as the complaint is opened and answered, he rises and comes
forward between the contending parties: here he turns to one and demands
in a terrific tone what he has to say, while the other puts cash in his
hand behind, and in proportion as the cash is counted in, increases the
terror of his voice; he then pockets the money, and again turns to the
other, and demands what he has to offer, while in like manner he
receives the bribes from his adversary and puts it in an opposite
pocket: this alternate application lasts till the purses of both are
exhausted, when, giving a great groan, he retires on one side to reckon
the money of each from a pocket he has on either side, one called
plaintiff, and the other defendant; when balancing them, he finds
plaintiff better by one asper (or three-halfpence) than defendant, and
pronounces his judgment accordingly. The defendant appeals to the
Bashaw; they go before him: KARA-GHUSE (Punch) however, takes the
defendant aside, and in a dialogue, which my friend assured me was
pointed, witty, and bitterly satirical, developes to him the whole
system of magistratical injustice, advises him to bribe the Bashaw, and,
declaring his zeal for all young people fond of amorous enjoyment (which
he is at some pains to enlarge upon to the excess of indelicacy), offers
him the aid of his purse. The advice is followed; the bribe is accepted;
the Cadi’s decree is reversed, and himself disgraced, and the mob at
once hustle him and bear the Hullah home to his bride with clamours of
joy. Here again the master shewed his extraordinary powers, giving not
only, as before, distinct and opposite tones of voice, but huddling a
number of different sounds with such skill and rapidity together, that
it was scarcely possible to resist the persuasion that they were the
issue of a large and tumultuous crowd of men and animals. With this
extravagant _melange_ the curtain dropped, and the performance ended.

Returning home we conversed together on the subject of the piece, which
I confess I could not get out of my head for some time. My friend
explained to me, as well as he could recollect, a great part of the
dialogue, and assured me, that the freedom of speech of Monsieur
KARA-GHUSE had from time to time created a great deal of uneasiness, not
only to private offending individuals, but to the magistracy itself—that
no offender, however intrenched behind power, or enshrined in rank,
could escape him—that Bashaws, Cadi’s, nay the Janissaries themselves,
were often made the sport of his fury; that he was not more restrained
in the effusions of obscenity which he uttered, than in his satire; that
he was always well received and applauded, even venerated (as we
venerate the liberty of the press) as a bold teller of truth, who with
little mischief does a great deal of good, and often rouses the
lethargic public mind to a sense of public dangers and injuries. He
added, that in some cases the Magistrate had been obliged to interfere;
and the Bashaw himself was seriously called upon at times to stop the
licentious tongue of this champion of Freedom, KARA-GHUSE.

“Well then,” said I, “it appears upon the whole that Monsieur KARA-GHUSE
is a very great blackguard, but a very witty, and a very honest one.”

“You have just hit it,” said he; and if Master Kara-ghuse was to take
such liberties in France, Spain, Portugal, or Germany, all his wit and
honesty would not save him from punishment. In England you do not want
him; every man there is a KARA-GHUSE, and every newspaper a puppet-shew.

“And yet,” returned I, “we complain sadly of want of liberty!”

“That is natural,” returned my sagacious Frenchman, “perfectly natural.
Liberty is like money; the more we have of it, the more covetous we
grow.”

“Very true, Monsieur,” said I, pleased with his compliment to our happy
Constitution, and to clinch his observation, gave a Latin quotation,
which when a child I got out of Lilly’s Grammar, “Crescit amor nummi,
quantum ipsa pecunia crescit;” and then changing nummus for libertas,
“Crescit amor libertatis, quantum ipsa libertas crescit.”

“’Tis very well, Monsieur,” said he; “and to carry on your allusion, may
we not say, that they who do not know when they have enough, are as
dangerously wrong in the one case, as those who say we have too much,
are in the other? The English complaining of the want of liberty,
reminds me of the coffee-house orator’s story of Cassem, who, wallowing
in wealth, lost it all in the wild pursuit of more.—I hope however that
they never will, like him, lose their stock in vain endeavours to
increase it.”




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                              LETTER XXXV.

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While I was, in the manner I have already mentioned, endeavouring to
pass away the time as cheerfully as possible, till a caravan was formed,
or Company’s dispatches were coming over land, of which I might avail
myself; I found my situation in the house of Mr. ——- growing extremely
critical. That gentleman, of whose good sense, and truly excellent
disposition, I had too manifold proofs to call them in question, had,
though fallen into the vale of years, married his Lady at a very tender
age. She was then young, beautiful, full of sensibility, and gifted with
such natural endowments both of mind and person, accompanied with all
those accomplishments which helped to dress them to advantage, that she
might well be acquitted of vanity, even though fancy suggested to her
she was fit to grace and confer happiness on a younger bed; while
reflection on the obvious disparity of the match (which the cool temper
of satiety possibly suggested to him) might perhaps have alarmed his
mind to circumstances of probable danger, that, before wedlock, were all
hid behind the deceptive veil of passion. Whether these were the private
sentiments that influenced both or either of them, I cannot presume to
determine, though I think it probable: for I was not long in the house
till I plainly perceived they were on a very bad footing with each
other, and in short that disagreement was become habitual to them. At
first, that is to say, for a few days after my becoming an inmate of
their house, decency enforced concealment, and the ebullitions of
peevishness were stifled by the dictates of prudence: but the
animosities of the connubial state are those which of all others are the
most impatient under controul; and as time, by producing familiarity,
relaxed restraint, the pent-up passions began to force their way, and
open bikering, took place in my presence.

It is but barely doing justice to myself to say, that I felt the most
poignant concern at seeing a couple, each so perfectly amiable in all
other respects, blasting the hours that should be given to harmony and
love, in jarring, reproach, and recrimination; and I would have given
all I was worth that I had never had occasion to esteem them so much, or
that I could give them that peace which seemed to have flown them for
ever. Fain would I cast a veil over the whole transaction; fain would I
bury it, even from myself, in oblivion: but it has been made by my
enemies the subject of triumphant slander; and to do justice to myself,
and disclaim the extent of guilt which they would impute to me, I am
reluctantly obliged to avow the share I had, and declare how the matter
really stood. I must speak the truth, and hope you will not conceive
that I designedly lean too heavily upon any one, to ease myself of my
share of the load.

Whatever domestic uneasiness may subsist between a married pair, the
man, if prudent, will endeavour to conceal it; and the woman, if truly
virtuous, will take care to do so: should great disparity of age (as in
the present instance) be the case, the Lady is more particularly bound
to conceal any uneasiness, lest it should be attributed to that cause
which people are in such cases too prone to suspect, dislike to her
husband; and before young men, above all, she should be most exemplary,
as she must well know that their natural vanity, combined with the
leading idea of her aversion and infidelity to her husband, suggest
ideas to them from whence their warm imaginations draw inferences of a
nature too pleasing to be parted with, and too probable not to be put in
practice, or at least attempted. Here then a woman at once lays herself
fairly open to the assaults of illicit love. I think it will not be
denied, that the woman who promulgates the disagreements between her and
her husband, particularly if she suffers a young man to be privy to it,
is either extremely ignorant, or intentionally vicious, or both.

That the Lady I allude to may in some respect be acquitted of this
imputation, I must tell you, that she was only eighteen years of age;
her tender, inexperienced mind had not yet arrived to that maturity
which gives sound judgment; and though of good natural talents, highly
cultivated (for she spoke fluently English, French, Italian, Arabic,
Persian, and the Greek and Turkish languages), she yet was simple,
innocent, uninformed in the ways of the world, and incapable of
reasoning from causes up to consequences. But unfortunately that
simplicity is attended with as much mischief, though not guilt, as the
wilful misconduct of the more experienced; it has the same baleful
effects with the hearers, inspires the same confidence, emboldens with
the same hopes, and leads to the same pernicious practices.

I have already mentioned, and will now remind you, that I was then
young. Perhaps it was owing to a congeniality pointed out by our age,
perhaps to a compassionate politeness amounting to tenderness, which I
always disclosed on those unhappy occasions, joined perhaps to the
ardent look of youth kindled by the imaginations to which this imprudent
conduct insensibly gave birth, that the Lady thought proper to take the
very hazardous step of making a confidant of a young man and a
soldier—and revealing to me the whole tale of her grievances, with a
pathetic eloquence, that would have made an impression upon a much less
susceptible heart than mine. I declare it most solemnly, that though
this extraordinary mark of confidence and esteem communicated to my
heart strong sensations of unjustifiable pleasure; I so far got the
better of myself at first, as to receive the whole with the same
appearance of tranquillity, as if I had been only a confidential female
friend. I pitied, it is true;—I expressed my pity;—I advised, not
treacherously but faithfully;—I said such things as occurred to me to be
most likely to assuage and extinguish the flame of discord, and lead to
an amicable adjustment; and I parted for that time with her to go to a
self-approving pillow, where, while my fancy was inflamed and tickled by
the flattering mark of regard shewn me by so all-accomplished a person,
I had the soothing delightful consciousness of having, as far as I was
able, done my duty, and escaped the corroding reflection of having
violated the rights of hospitality.

Not an opportunity however afterwards offered, that the same unhappy
point was not the subject of discussion, and unfortunately those
opportunities but too frequently occurred; till at length we began to
feel that they were the sweetest minutes of our lives, and were sought
for with industrious avidity by both of us. No human resolution was
sufficient to withstand such an unlucky concurrence of circumstances:
from lamenting the grievances, we wished to remove them, from wishing we
proceeded to consider the means, and when we had got that length, the
flight was not far to the extreme end—the execution of it. My passions
hurried me before them, my expressions grew gradually more and more
unguarded, our conversation became more interesting and warm; and though
I felt and struggled to be guided by the strict principles of honour,
and formed a thousand resolutions not to transgress the laws of
hospitality, by injuring the man who had treated me with such kindness,
the struggle became too severe for me—the desire of pleasing a lovely
woman, who had reposed such unbounded confidence in me, and who seemed
to expect and require of me to alleviate her misery, at length bore down
all the oppositions suggested by reason and principle, and I agreed to
become the instrument of her removal from this unhappy situation. We
fell—but not intirely. There is one length to which no earthly
consideration—no allurement however dazzling could tempt me—it is now
the most cordial consolation to my mind; I never suffered myself to
think of trespassing on the decorum of his house, nor did we in any
single instance carry our intercourse to a direct violation of his bed.
Though the transports of youthful passion hurried us into conversations
and reflections on the subject of her determination to be separated from
her husband, yet that passion was of too delicate a kind to sink into
the brutal sordid indulgence of dishonourable stolen embraces. She
wished for that separation, rather as a subterfuge from incessant
diurnal misery, than as a prelude to any vicious or illicit enjoyment;
and we looked with pleasure to the event, but we looked no further.

It is thus that, in the down-hill path of vice, we are hurried on step
by step, fondly imagining that each successive object, which bounds our
sight, will stop our headlong career; while alas! every step we advance
gives additional rapidity to our descent: like the centripetal force of
a projectile, our pace increases with uniformly accelerated motion—till
disdaining all controul, and breaking down every impediment that reason,
morality, or honour throw in the way to rescue us or retard our ruin, we
precipitate unexpectedly into the last gulph of vice and infamy.

Fortunately, however, an accident intervened in the present case, which
arrested our progress down this hideous descent, and reserved us both I
hope to conviction of our folly, and repentance of our error. And I have
the consolation to reflect, that out of such a host of dangers and
temptations as I was beset with, I have escaped without the actual
perpetration of a deed, which would, had it happened, in all probability
have embittered my life.

While we hugged ourselves in the security and secrecy of expressing our
genuine sentiments, her husband discovered our wishes, and all at once
took the necessary measures for preventing them. So that, overwhelmed
with grief and shame, I directly formed the resolution to leave Aleppo,
and proceed in the best manner I could on my destination.

Thus you see, my dear Frederick, was your father, by failing to resist
the first impressions of an unlawful and dishonourable passion,
insensibly led to the very brink of a precipice, the bare remembrance of
which now makes him shudder with horror. The story, by means unnecessary
for me to mention, took wind. The folly of some, the malice of others,
and the unaccountable propensity to falsehood of more, trumpeted it
about with many exaggerations to my injury, and I was held up as the
deliberate seducer of innocence: but the whole transaction is exactly as
I have stated it; and the disagreements previous to my arrival at
Aleppo, which, in telling the story, they purposely left out, were of
such public notoriety, that every European, even the Consul himself, was
fully acquainted with them. This is the consequence of a deviation from
the strict rule of right. Treasure it up in your mind, my child, never
to be forgotten; and let it operate as a caution to you, how you
entangle yourself in the snares of women: recollect that my escape was
singularly fortunate, and the mere effect of accident; and flatter not
yourself, that because accident served in one case, it will in another.
Providence has, for the wisest of purposes, implanted in our nature a
fondness for the fair sex; and so long as it is used prudently and
virtuously, it constitutes the first happiness of life; but if on the
contrary, it stimulates us to excess, impels to injure our
fellow-creature, or break in upon the repose of a family; it is our
reproach, our shame, our curse, and very frequently our utter and
irremediable ruin; add to this, that there is in the general character
of women, a capriciousness, a levity, and a vanity, under the influence
of which they sport with men, only to display their power, and evince
the force of their charms, which makes the cultivation of their good
graces in any way hazardous. To adopt the idea of an old epigram—“There
is no living with them, nor without them.”

As your happiness, my dear boy, is the first object of my life, my
efforts shall be turned to the guiding of your greener years from any
premature impressions; and when reason and matured age fit you for the
cultivation and enjoyment of female society, be it mine to direct your
steps away from that class, who think rank a sufficient sanction for
vice, who stare in all the bronze of aristocratic assurance, under a
load of obloquy, beneath which the poorest peasant’s wife would sink;
who think that wealth and rank confer a right to commit excesses that
would degrade the meanest of the canaille; and felicitate themselves
with the reflection, that, under the protection of family or an infamous
husband, they may indulge in enormities, for which the lowest of their
sex are beating hemp in Bridewell.




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                             LETTER XXXVI.

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The discovery to which I alluded in my last letter, surprised and
grieved me very much; and indeed it astonished me the more, from the
manner in which it was communicated.

One day I received a polite message from the British Consul, saying, he
wished to speak to me as soon as possible, upon a business of great
consequence. I thought at first, that it might be some plan for my
proceeding on my journey—perhaps Company’s dispatches that had arrived
to go over land; and at intervals, something like apprehensions of the
true motive of his sending for me flew across my mind. I however went to
him, when, after some little introductory conversation, he told me, that
my host Mr. ——- had been with him that morning, laying before him a
complaint of a most extraordinary and serious nature, of which, as it
immediately concerned me, he thought himself bound to inform me, in
order that I might either contradict so gross a calumny if it were
untrue, or find means to avoid the obviously necessary result if founded
in fact.

He then proceeded to relate to me, that Mr. ——- had informed him of a
conspiracy having been meditated against his peace and honour, between
his wife and the English gentleman whom he had entertained in his house;
that their plan was nothing less than an elopement, and that he did not
know how soon it might be carried into execution, if not timely
prevented; and finally, that he had demanded the assistance of the
Consul and his interest with the Turkish magistrate to prevent it, by
granting him an armed force for the protection of his house.

I was much surprised to find that conversations so very guarded as ours
were discovered, and more so that the aggrieved person did not think
proper to speak to myself, and charge me in person with the offence;
never reflecting the while, that all my ideas were military, and his
merely commercial: I was also much at a loss to conjecture how he came
to make the discovery—but this I found afterwards he owed to a female
servant, who had been improvidently intrusted by her mistress with the
secret.

Finding, however, that by whatever means he became acquainted with the
affair, it was a certain fact that he was apprised of it, I directly
acknowledged the whole truth with the utmost candour to the Consul; told
him the affair step by step as it arose, assuring him (which I really
thought to be the case) that pity for the Lady’s deplorable situation
made me listen to such a measure; and that unlawful passion had so
little to do with it, that in all our private conferences we had never
transgressed the limits of purity; and that her person was, at least
respecting me, and I firmly believed all mankind, spotless and
inviolate. I added, that great allowances were to be made for a young
creature barely eighteen years of age, consigned by the wickedness of
avaricious parents to the embraces of a man of sixty-five; who, amiable
and worthy though he was, in social intercourse with the world (which I
knew him to be), was yet in the most indispensable point of connubial
felicity so utterly defective, as necessarily to create disgust and
abhorrence in a youthful mind. I remarked to him, that, in the forming
of laws, it as plainly appeared on their face, who made them amongst the
English, as it does on the face of the Gentoo laws, that they were made
by the Bramins: for, as by the latter the penalty of a few puns[2] of
couries (not value a shilling) is annexed to the perpetration of a
crime, for which those of another class lose their lives; so, among us,
it appears that our laws are made by the aged, the decrepid, the
sensual, and the rich. Else it could never happen that there were in the
same code, laws to punish marriage between the young and vigorous, and
enable the brutality of a parent to take its full scope, and consign, as
in the present instance, youth, beauty, health, and every personal
attraction, to the arms of age, infirmity, and impotence. And I
concluded by saying, that all parties aiding in such an unnatural
confederacy should be punished.

Footnote 2:

  Couries, a kind of small shells used in India, as a circulating medium
  in place of coin, in value much below the smallest copper coin—a Pun
  is a certain number of them.

The Consul fairly acknowledged there was too much truth in what I had
said; but remarked withal, that it was rather a hazardous experiment,
and he was sure it would be an endless one, to correct all the abuses to
which the fallibility of man, and his incompetency to form any thing
perfect, necessarily left society and their laws liable—that the law was
written, and it was the duty of every individual to obey it—and that in
cases of adultery, the offence could be justified on no solid grounds
whatever, for, independent of the feelings of the husband, which perhaps
were more poignant in old age than youth, the injury to his family was
not to be got over, in probably giving to him an heir no way a-kin to
him. “It would be right I think,” said he, “to stop such
disproportionate matches; yet, once made, they should be as religiously
observed inviolate as those of love, among which we almost as
frequently, as in those of compulsion, see instances of infidelity. If
you doubt this,” said he, “read the records of Doctors’ Commons.”

I agreed to the justice of what he said, at the same time assured him,
that my intentions went no farther than wishing the Lady to be rescued
from her thraldom, which I told him was dreadful.—“I am sure,” said the
Consul, “that Mr. Campbell thinks so, because I am convinced he would
not otherwise say so. But may not,” said he, smiling, “may not Mr. C.
have deceived himself? these are things in which the passions are
strangely apt to hoodwink the understanding. However,” continued he,
breaking off pleasantly, “I must give you all the comfort that truth
will allow me to do: I am sure that the poor Lady is condemned to great
wretchedness; partly from my own observation, partly from public report,
and partly from her own mouth: for you must know she has several times
complained to me of her husband’s peevishness and tyranny; and even
besought me to use my influence and authority to relieve her from her
misery. Mr. ————,” continued he, “is a man whom on all other accounts I
esteem, and value highly. In this instance he has erred, and I cannot
pity him, even though he suffers all the torments of jealousy: and as
there are laws for punishing with death premature intercourse with the
sex, I cannot see, any more than you, why the sacrificing youth to
extreme old age should not be equally punished, for I am sure it is
equally unnatural, and still more injurious to a State. These are my
sentiments,” continued he; “but let not this declaration induce you to
think that I the less disapprove of your intermeddling. You have allowed
me the privilege of a friend, and I will not suffer it to be made an
empty one. You were more culpable than many young men would be; first,
because you are married, and should, upon the common principle of doing
as you would be done by, have refrained; and next, because you were
enjoying the sweets of hospitality in his house, and should have dashed
from his lips, rather than held to them, the deepest cup of bitterness.”

“But, my dear sir,” said I, “I do not attempt to justify—I only
endeavour to mitigate the matter, and you will recollect that the very
circumstance which in one point of view aggravates, in another
alleviates the fault: the living in his house afforded those interviews,
and exposed me to those temptations under which I was near sinking—I
should never have sought them: but he must be more or less than man,
that could have resisted them; and though I have a high sense of Mr.
Consul’s strict honour and virtue, as well as prudence, he must excuse
me, though I doubt whether he could himself have resisted so long and so
effectually as I did. I am sure there are many who will censure, that
could not.”

The Consul smiled, and, turning the discourse from its direct line,
observed, that it was absolutely necessary I should desist, else he
would be obliged to use his influence and power to protect Mr. ——-.

In answer to this, I gave him my honour in the first place, that I would
proceed no farther in the business; and that, on the contrary, I was
determined to set out upon my journey to India directly, if means could
be contrived for my conveyance; adding, that I should consider it as a
great favour, in addition to those I had already received at his hands,
if he would contrive some means to set me forward in my route.

To this he answered, that as the making up of a caravan would be
extravagantly expensive, he knew no means that were not attended with
certain hardship and eventual danger; but finding me determined at
almost any danger or hazard to set off, he proposed to send for a man
who knew every resource in that way, and when he came would talk farther
on the business; and in the mean time, recommended great circumspection
to me while I continued at Mr. ————’s house, to which I very solemnly
pledged my word.

Being now constrained by every consideration, as well of prudence and
decency as of inclination, to leave Aleppo immediately: I determined
that no common impediments should stop me, and waited with impatience
the arrival of the person on whom the Consul rested his hopes of
dispatching me.

He came in the evening, and after a conference with the Consul, he
introduced him to me, and acquainted me that he was a Tartar, and one of
the vast number of that description who are employed by the Turkish
State in carrying dispatches from Court to the various Viceroys and
Bashaws, and interchangably between them again; that they were men on
whose fidelity the utmost reliance could be had; and that this man, who
had an excellent character, had agreed to take me to Bagdad, provided I
would submit to the disguise of a Tartar.

The agreement between us I entirely submitted to the discretion of the
Consul, who had the goodness to settle it thus:—The Tartar was to
deliver me safe at Bagdad; to supply me and my servant, who acted as
interpreter, with an ample sufficiency of provisions and horses on the
road; to exchange my horse for me as often as I pleased, and to go at
such rate, whether faster or slower, as I thought proper: for this he
was to receive one hundred pounds; and I further promised, as an
encouragement to him, that if he acted to my satisfaction, I would, on
our arrival at Bagdad, add a douceur of twenty pounds.

The next day he came, and I had a distinct view of this my new fellow
traveller and supposed master, for in several places I was to pass for
his slave. He was one of those striking _character_ figures that a
painter would like to take a sketch of—and methought Tartar was written
legibly in every lineament of his countenance and person.—He was tall,
muscular and bony—his figure bespoke great hardihood, strength and
activity—nor could the trowsers which he wore conceal the Herculean
texture of his limbs—his shoulders were expanded to an enormous
breadth—he was unincumbered with flesh, or indeed rather extremely
lean—his forehead, though partly concealed beneath his turban, was very
high—his nose large, hooked, sharp, and prominent—a pair of small,
fierce, black, penetrating eyes, barely separated by the nose, and a
formidable pair of mustachios, which he carefully sleeked with pomatum
into a point resembling an awl-blade, and which moved like the whiskers
of a purring cat, with every word he spoke, gave a whimsical ferocity to
the countenance, beyond the reach of description, and rendered him
altogether as discouraging a confidential friend, as ever a Christian
trusted his life to since Mahomet first set up the trade of a prophet.
He surveyed me with great attention—opened his mouth two or three times
like a gasping pike, as if to speak—stroaked his whiskers as often—and
at last pronounced that he would undertake to conduct me; adding, in
allusion to my black hair and dark complexion, that I looked more like a
native, than any Frank he had ever seen. He ordered me to cut my hair
quite short, to provide myself with a Tartar dress and cap, in the
fashion of his own; and saying he would call on me in proper time,
departed.

Thus equipped, we set out, not without great pain and regret on my part;
pain at leaving a most beautiful young woman, whom I pitied and
esteemed, subject to the resentment of a husband, at once jealous from
nature, peevish from habit, and enraged from her open and unequivocal
demonstrations of hatred; and regret at having been betrayed by
situation into such a very serious dilemma.

After my departure from Aleppo, this affair was represented in a variety
of unfavourable lights to the different new comers from England; and as
a story is that commodity which of all others honest people do not love
to steal any thing from, in its passage through their hands, it found
its way in various forms (none of them however tending to soften it) to
many of my friends and connections, those from whom of all others I
wished to conceal it. Labouring under such calumnies, it cannot be
considered as a violation of decorum, or unnecessary infraction upon
delicacy, if I state the truth, in order, though I cannot acquit myself
of censurable conduct, at least not silently to submit to unlimited
calumny, and charges of crimes which I hope I have too much honour and
integrity to commit.

I must add, that previous to my departure the Consul did every thing
that it was possible for him to do, conducive to my safety and
accommodation on the road, which as we were obliged to go to the city of
Diarbeker, a great length out of our way, he observed would be long,
dreary, fatiguing, and hazardous; he procured me from others, and gave
me himself, a number of letters, and at parting desired me to comfort
myself with the reflection, that when I arrived at my journey’s end, I
should have to boast, that I went to India by a route never travelled by
any European before.




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                             LETTER XXXVII.

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As I became familiarised to my Tartar guide, I found his character
disclose much better traits than his first appearance bespoke, and I
began insensibly to think him a very entertaining fellow: perceiving
that I was very low spirited and thoughtful, he exhibited manifest marks
of compassion; and taking it into his head that I was actually removed
for ever from my friends and my family, he spoke in a style of regret
and feeling, that did great honour to his heart: and to say the truth,
he did every thing in his power to alleviate my feelings, conversing
with me, either by means of the interpreter, or in broken lingua franca;
supplying all my wants cheerfully and abundantly; changing horses with
me as often as I pleased, and going slow or galloping forward just as
best suited my inclination or humour.

The first object he seemed to have in view on our journey, was to
impress me with a notion of his consequence and authority, as a
messenger belonging to the Sultan. As all those men are employed by the
first magistrates in the country, and are, as it were, the links of
communication between them, they think themselves of great importance in
the State; while the great men whose business they are employed in, make
them feel the weight of authority, and treat them with the greatest
contempt: hence they become habitually servile to their superiors, and
by natural consequence insolent and overbearing to their inferiors, or
those who being in their power they conceive to be so. As carriers of
dispatches, their power and authority wherever they go is in some points
undisputed; and they can compel a supply of provisions, horses, and
attendants, where-ever it suits their occasions; nor dare any man resist
their right to take the horse from under him to proceed on the Emperor’s
business, be the owner’s occasion ever so pressing.

My feelings, which I can tell you were altogether of the most unpleasant
kind, served as a stimulus to my mind, and increased my anxiety to get
forward; I therefore pushed on as fast as the horses, which were in
general excellent, could carry me: and as we halted at a number of
stages to get fresh horses and provisions, my Tartar guide had frequent
opportunities of indulging his self-importance, and displaying his great
authority and power. As soon as he stopped at a caravansera, he
immediately called lustily about him in the name of the Sultan,
demanding with an imperious and menacing tone of voice, fresh horses,
victuals, &c., on the instant. The terror of this great man operated
like magic; nothing could exceed the activity of the men, the briskness
of the women, and the terror of the children; for the caravanseras are
continually attended by numbers of the very lowest classes of the
people; but no quickness of preparation, no effort or industry could
satisfy my gentleman; he would shew me his power in a still more
striking point of view, and fall belabouring them with his whip, and
kicking them with all his might. I must confess I was much hurt at this
extravagant abuse of upstart power, and was two or three times on the
point of interfering; but fortunately, recollected that it would neither
be in character, nor have any good effect, and that if I presumed to
speak, my guide would be obliged in my defence to give me a flogging in
order to prevent suspicion.

This inconsiderate tyranny and cruelty, I had afterwards reason to
believe, was by no means a part of his natural disposition; but vanity,
to which so many among us in Europe fall victims, urged him to excesses,
which I dare say his heart privately condemned.

It was on the fifth or sixth day (I cannot precisely say which) after
our leaving Aleppo, that we got to the city of Diarbeker, the capital of
the province of that name, having passed over an extent of country of
between three and four hundred miles, most of it blessed with the
greatest fertility, producing, in the few cultivated parts, grain,
fruits of various kinds, and silk in great variety and abundance, and
abounding with as rich pastures as I ever beheld, covered with numerous
herds and flocks. The air was charmingly temperate in the day-time, but,
to my feeling, extremely cold at night.

Yet notwithstanding the extreme fertility of this country, the bad
administration of government, conspiring with the indolence of the
inhabitants, leaves it unpopulous and uncultivated. Diarbeker, proper,
called also Mesopotamia, from its lying between the two famous rivers
Tigris and Euphrates, and by Moses called PADAN ARAM, that is to
say—“The fruitful Syria;” abounds with corn, wine, oil, fruits, and all
the necessaries of life. It is supposed to be the seat of the Earthly
Paradise, and all Geographers agree that it was there the descendants of
Noah first settled after the flood.

Insignificant as those circumstances may appear to mere calculators of
profit and loss, it cannot be denied that they have a powerful and
pleasing effect on the refined imagination. To be treading that ground
where Abraham trod; where Nahor the father of Rebecca lived; and where
Laban, to whom Jacob fled to avoid his brother Esau’s resentment, and
whom he served fourteen years for the love he bore to Rachel, was to me
a circumstance productive of delightful sensations. How finely has that
Giant of the Pen, Johnson, justified those sensations in his Tour to the
Highlands of Scotland and Western Islands;—describing his emotions on
visiting the famous Island of Iona, or Colombkill, he says—“We were now
treading that illustrious Island which was once the luminary of the
Caledonian regions, whence savage clans and roving barbarians derived
the benefits of knowledge, and blessings of religion. To abstract the
mind from all local emotion, would be impossible if it were endeavoured,
and would be foolish if it were possible. Whatever withdraws us from the
power of our senses—whatever makes the past, the distant, or the future,
predominate over the present, advances us in the dignity of thinking
beings. Far from me, and from my friends, be such frigid philosophy, as
may conduct us indifferent and unmoved over any ground which has been
dignified by wisdom, bravery, or virtue!—that man is little to be envied
whose patriotism would not gain force upon the Plain of Marathon, or
whose piety would not grow warmer among the ruins of Iona.”

The city of Diarbeker itself is situated in a delightful plain on the
banks of the river Tigris, and nearly at its head; it is one of the
richest, most trading, strong, and populous cities in Asiatic Turkey;
and is adorned with many piazzas and market places in the Turkish style,
and a large magnificent Mosque, formerly a Christian church; for
Christianity flourished over this country so late as the sixth century.
There is even now a sect, whose Patriarch still resides here: and they
shew on the road near the town, a chapel where the holy man Job is said
to be buried. This city is supplied amply with water by a canal cut from
the Tigris, and has many caravanseras on both sides of the river.

Few countries in the world exceed that about this city for natural
richness and beauty:—the bread and wine are excellent—the fruit beyond
conception delicious—and my friend the Tartar took care, under pretence
of supercilious _hauteur_, to tear in pieces a couple of fowls, and hand
to me now a leg, now a wing, till I made the most delicious repast I
ever remember to have eat in my life.

It is computed that there are resident in this city no less than twenty
thousand Christian inhabitants, some of whom are of the Church of
Rome;—and perhaps it is owing to that mixture, that the fair sex have
more freedom, and the men more politeness and affability, than those of
any other city in the empire:—the chief business there, is making that
fine leather commonly called Turkey leather.

Figure to yourself, my dear FREDERICK, my Tartar guide, who was an
admirable actor, sitting at a caravansera in state at his dinner,
devouring excellent fowls, choice pillaws, and delicious fruit, in as
great pomp as a Bashaw; and in order to keep up the semblance of
authority over me, to favour my disguise, handing to me, who sat at
humble distance, a part of his provisions.—You may form to yourself an
idea of the scene; but all the efforts of imagination must fall short of
the manner, the figure, the words, the looks, and the actions of the
Tartar; sometimes affecting contemptuous pity, sometimes supercilious
arrogance; sometimes brutal sternness, and sometimes the gentle
blandishments of conscious superiority; and all in such a masterly style
of performance, that I doubt whether Garrick himself, with all his
powers of countenance, could outdo him. Critical though my situation
was, and much as I was harassed with the corrosions of mental pain, the
extravagant action and ludicrous pomposity of this man frequently
overbore my prudence, and compelled me to laugh incontinently and
loudly;—on all such occasions he would put his hands a-kimbo, draw up
his eye-brows to his turban, screw down the corners of his mouth in the
most rueful manner, and give a loud whew! with his eyes fixed in a stare
at me, till entirely overcome with laughter, and ready to sink under it,
I clapped my face between my hands, and, as well as I could, bowed in
token of sorrow and submission; when threatening me vehemently, and at
the same time uttering a lamentable expression of doubt that he was
afraid he had had an idiot imposed on him, he would bustle about, direct
the horses to be got ready, and order me to get on horseback, with many
denunciations of severe treatment, and a thousand flourishes of his whip
over my head.

As I have rode along musing upon the contemptible stratagems to which I
was reduced, in order to get through this country, for no other reason
but because I was a Christian, I could not help reflecting with sorrow
on the melancholy effects of superstition, and regretting that that
place, which in the times of primitive simplicity was called the
Terrestrial Paradise; that place where GOD first planted Man after the
Flood; where the god-like Abraham and the holy Job breathed the pure air
of piety and simplicity; that place which from all those circumstances
ought to be considered above all others as the universal inheritance of
mankind, should now be cut off from all but a horde of senseless bigots,
barbarous fanatics, and inflexible tyrants. And I could not help
considering with melancholy concern, the blindness and infatuation of
men, who, less earnest to accommodate themselves than injure others,
shut out their fellow-creatures from that which they themselves will not
use, and, while they suffer millions of the richest acres in the
universe to be untilled, and spend their sweetness in the desert air,
with wicked jealousy, and envy more than diabolical, begrudge to others
the little spot on which they stand, and chase them as they would a
ravening tiger from their country.




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As we advanced towards the southward and eastward, in our way from
Diarbeker towards Bagdad, I found the air became sensibly warmer, and
observed that the disposition of the people grew more and more brutal.
My guide’s conduct (for he knew them well) became proportionately
artful, and my manners were of course to grow so much the humbler. I
observed, however, that his authority continued the same, and that he
seemed to exert it with greater rigour; not in severity or chastisement,
but in exacting implicit obedience. Yet still he evidently acted with
great caution and circumspection; for, in some districts, he either
avoided the little villages by a circuitous route, or dashed through
them at a very quick pace, while the gaping multitude considered us as
on a dispatch of haste and importance—in others, he entered the towns
without reserve, and left it to chance to decide whether we should be
discovered or not. At some caravanseras he treated me with affected
negligence, at others he made me eat with him and drink wine, of which,
in some places, he himself drank copiously, and at others as
scrupulously refrained from. And sometimes we lay at night out in the
open air, rather than enter a town; on which occasions I found the
weather as piercing cold as it was distressfully hot in the day time.
Bred, as the man was, a mixture of slave and tyrant, I can suppose some
parts of this conduct to arise from caprice; but as he was naturally
kind, as many of those aberrations from the usual mode of travelling
were attended with hardship and inconvenience to himself, and as my
servant and the other Tartar were clearly of opinion he was right, I am
rather disposed to believe that he, on the whole, acted from, principles
of sound sense and policy.

He frequently advised me against indulging in laughter; said it was
unmanly, indecorous, inconsistent with the gravity becoming a wise man,
and withal dangerous.

One evening we came to a caravansera much fatigued, the day being
extremely hot, and we having rode very hard—whether it was caprice or
fatigue, or the suggestion of policy that moved him, I cannot say, but
he certainly was more disposed to play the tyrant than I had ever before
seen him. He flogged the men who took the horses, kicked every one he
met, made the house ring with his enormous voice; directed supper to be
got ready, ate growling, and finding fault with every thing; and under
pretence of disliking the ingredients of an excellent pillaw, handed it
over to me, saying, Here, Jimmel (the name he called me), here, take
this filth, and cram it down thy coarse throat, it is only fit for a
Frank—I took it with the best air of humility I could assume; and
tearing the meat with my fingers, which I also used instead of a spoon
to eat the rice, swallowed it eagerly; he watching me all the time
attentively. When I had finished it, I gave him a hint in the Frank
language, that I should like to wash it down with some wine; but he did
not, or rather would not, understand me.

Supper done, he ordered a servant to attend him with some water, and
directed him to wash his feet; while that operation was performing, he
continued menacing every one about him. My servant, who sat next me and
behind him, interpreted every thing he said. “Yes, ye slaves,” said he,
as he lolled back upon his cushion, “yes, I will make the best of you
wash my feet; for who shall refuse to wash the feet of him, who
represents the Sultan of the World, the Son of Mahomet, the Messenger of
the Lord?” The poor fellow proceeded in his humble office, and only
interrupted him by saying, “Blessed be my Lord the Sultan, and glory be
to the Lord our God, and Mahomet his Prophet.”—“Yes, yes,” continued my
Tartar, “bless God and the Prophet, and pray for his servant our Sultan,
and all who represent him like me, that slaves of your description are
permitted to live: nay, thou shalt wash this Frank’s feet:” then,
turning to me with an air of magisterial tenderness, “Jimmel,” said he,
“hold forth thy feet, and let them be washed by this disciple of Ali—I
say, hold forth thy feet.”

Scarcely able to refrain from laughter at this Bombardinian of the East,
and his pompous manner of issuing his orders, I drew up my trowsers and
took off my boots—the man brought fresh water, and fell to rubbing my
feet with great good will and humility; yet evidently felt so much hurt
at the humiliation, that I was sorry for it, and would rather have
dispensed with the washing, though it was a luxury.

In the midst of this operation, the Tartar, who was reclining on his
cushion, smoking, rose up, and stalking two or three times across the
room, with the most ludicrous air of self-conceit and importance, took
his tobacco pipe from his mouth, brandished it in ostentatious parade,
and in the tone and manner rather of one that was raving than of a man
in his sober senses, burst out with an emphatical expression of
satisfaction, and said, “This it is to be protected by a great man:
Mussulmen salam to him and wash his feet.”

The extravagance of this sentiment, the absurdity of its application,
and the consequential solemnity of his action and countenance while he
spoke, altogether rushed upon me with such impetuous force, that I could
not resist it, and, in spite of every effort to restrain myself, burst
into an immoderate fit of laughter.

Had I the pencil of Hogarth, the pen of Shakespeare, or the powers of a
Garrick, I might attempt to give some idea of his countenance, when,
turning, he beheld me convulsed with laughter. I might attempt it, I
say, but I could not do it justice. Such a combination of ludicrous
expression I never beheld; it was indeed an epitome of all the lower
order of human passions. Fury predominated, but it was risible fury—it
was fury that rather grinned than frowned; though under it were to be
seen shame and mortification, sorrow and resentment, pride and
degradation, silly bashfulness and decayed importance. For some time he
stood transfixed to the spot, his eyes glistening like those of a rat in
a trap; his pointed whiskers moving with the contortions of his lips,
and his mouth every now and then opening like the beak of a wounded
hawk. To utter his sensations he was unable; and he continued in this
state, not only till my laughter was abated, but till I had time to
reflect and be seriously concerned.

At length, without saying a sentence, he wheeled about, threw off his
slippers, drew on his boots, vociferated till he brought all the people
of the caravansera about him, and ordered horses to be ready instantly.
As orders from such a person were not likely to be disobeyed, the horses
were got ready. I saw that I must either proceed, or come to an open
rupture with him; so recollecting that I was myself in fault, that a
dispute might be fatal, and that at all events it was only the humour of
the moment, I drew on my boots too, and was ready to go, though I was
much fitter for a twelve hours’ nap than for an hour’s travelling on
horseback.

We mounted immediately, and it was my good fortune to have the best
horse. He set out upon the gallop, the moon shining as bright almost as
day; I put forward my horse, and kept rather before him, which vexed him
so, that he beat the poor animal he rode on most unmercifully. At
length, after about eight or ten miles riding, he called a
halt—dismounted, and said he would rest there all night. I saw it was
all resentment: but knowing that it would be in vain to remonstrate, I
dismounted too; and, judging that the best way to mortify him in return,
was to comply with affected approbation, turned to my servant and told
him (knowing that it would go from him to the Tartar) that I was
delighted with the beauty of the night; remarking at the same time, that
lying in the sweet salubrious air was far preferable to being confined
in the sultry filth of a caravansera.

As soon as this was communicated to the Tartar, he remarked, that the
open air was the fittest place for the beasts of the forest, and
therefore suitable to a Frank; but for his part, he would much rather
repose on a cushion, which he should have done, had it not been for my
accursed risible faculties.

Here the conversation rested, and we fell asleep. In a few hours he
awoke us, and we set forward: after some pause, he began in the
following manner, which was interpreted to me, as he spoke, by my
servant:

“Surely God made laughter for the derision and shame of mankind, and
gave it to the Franks and the monkies; for the one ha, ha, ha’s, and the
other he, he, he’s, and both are malicious, mischievous, and good for
nothing but to fret and tantalize all that come across them.”

Here he paused, as waiting for something to be said: however, I remained
silent. At length, he continued: “Not but that, with all their laughter,
they have the wisdom to take special care of themselves; for half a
dozen monkies will he, he, he, and empty a whole orchard of its fruit in
the reckoning of a hundred; and a Frank will ha, ha, ha, and eat you up
pillaws, and poultry like a wolf, and drink up wine with the same
moderation that a camel drinks up water.”

I thought I should have choked with smothered laughter: I would not
however interrupt him, and so contrived to keep it to myself: he
proceeded to apothegmatise:

“But with all their he, he, he’s, and ha, ha, ha’s, it sometimes turns
out that they are caught: the monkey is seized in a trap, and caged or
knocked in the head, and the Frank is put in jail, and bastinadoed or
hanged; and then the tune is changed, and it is Oh, ho, ho!” Here he
began to mimic crying so admirably, and at the same time so
ridiculously, that I burst out laughing again.

“Observe, Jimmel,” said he hastily, “observe! you can’t refrain! But by
our holy Prophet,” said he seriously, “it may end as I said: so look to
yourself, and avoid laughter in caravanseras, or we part; for there are
places, and that was one of them last night, where suspicion would ruin
you. And if you lost your life, what should I say for myself on my
return to Aleppo? Eh, what should I say for myself? Ha, ha ha! would not
do. No, no, they would not believe it, and I should lose my character.”

“Why, don’t you laugh yourself?” said I.

“Very seldom, or rather never,” returned he; “at least I would not in
time of danger. No, no, none but Christians and monkies make a practice
of laughing—Turks and Tartars are wiser.” I promised, him, that I would
in future take more care; and, by way of appeasing him with a little
flattery, said, that he played his part so admirably, it was impossible
to resist the impulse. But he answered, with a grave face, that his
action in that case was of too serious a nature to be made a subject of
merriment—and advised me to believe it so.




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The solicitude of my guide for my safety was the earnestness of a man of
business zealous to discharge with the utmost punctuality the duty he
had undertaken; and I must observe to you, that the whole of his conduct
evinced a precision and punctuality of dealing rarely found in our
intercourse with mankind. Previous, to leaving Aleppo, he had undertaken
to convey me safe—he was, as you may already perceive, indefatigable and
unremitting in his endeavours to do so; he had promised to supply me
with food—so he did, in the most ample manner; he promised to go as I
pleased, fast or slow—so he did; he promised to change horses with me,
as often as I thought proper to desire—he did so. But beyond this, he
seemed to carry his care of me no farther than to any bale of goods he
might have in his charge. He was bound to deliver me safe, in good order
and condition, at Bagdad: so much he was determined to do, and no more
did he think of. I had got letters to the Bashaws of some of the towns
through which we were to pass: but as the delivery of a letter is,
according to the custom of that country, always accompanied with a
present, I thought it better to decline delivering them, except when
necessity compelled—though the state of the country was so unsettled,
that we often had occasion for a guard.

As soon as the remembrance of the laughing affair was a little decayed,
the Tartar began to relax into good humour, and to talk with his usual
vehemence; for he was always, according to the flow of his spirits,
either sullenly silent or extravagantly loquacious. His tongue might be
considered as a thermometer, by which the warmth or coldness of his
temper might be calculated, and the extremes of garrulity and
taciturnity were the indices. His conversation, however, was very
circumscribed, and consisted chiefly of stories of himself and his
horse, the amazing journeys he made, and the feats of manhood he
performed. One circumstance I must in justice mention, as I think it
marks strongly the habitual delicacy and modesty of this people.
Although he frequently lamented my banishment from my family, and
although we were for eighteen days continually conversing on a variety
of occasions that might lead to the subject, he never once talked of
women; never, in all his pity for my situation, glanced even remotely at
the possibility of my getting a substitute in that way; never hinted
that he thought of them himself. On seeing women coming to the wells,
they reminded me of some of the stories in the Old Testament. I
mentioned it, but it went no farther; for whenever the subject was
started, he threw cold water on it.

That he conceived me to be in some respects a parcel of property, I have
good reason to believe: for I observed that, at some caravanseras the
people collected round me, and regarded me with strong symptoms of
surprise and pity; some viewed me with commiseration, some with
contempt; but not one creature, however wretched or abject, seemed to
envy my situation.

I was the more confirmed in this opinion by an incident that happened
between Diarbeker and Mosul. One morning I was unusually overcome with
the fatigues of the preceding day: the Tartar called me, summoned me to
horse; and finding that I gave no answer, nor shewed any token of
awaking, he lifted me in his arms bodily from my couch (such was his
strength that he did it without any difficulty), carried me out without
the least ceremony, and, before I was so completely awake as to be
sensible of my situation, had me fixed upon a horse ready to depart.

A transaction so very singular, you may well conclude, surprised me at
the time, and would not readily be forgotten: such a crowd of strange,
confused, and incongruous thoughts and sensations as occurred to me, I
never before experienced: they were painful, they were surprising—but I
was in such a state that I could not afterwards analyse them. The chief
reflection that arose from it was, that human sentiment must be in a
deplorable state of degradation indeed, when such a circumstance could
occur from the notion that a man was as much an asset or piece of
property, could be transferred by the same means, and moved in the same
unfeeling manner, as any portion of inert matter that makes up a bale of
merchandize. Of the truth of this position I had soon after a melancholy
proof, in an incident which, though lamentable, was attended with such
ludicrous circumstances, that even now I never think of it without
smiling—smiling, as I did then, with a heart bleeding with pity.

One morning I was awakened before day-break with a bustle in the
caravansera where we lodged. I conjectured that the Tartar was preparing
to get forward, and rose in order to lose no time. I was so far right in
my conjectures: the horses were ready, and I came out to mount, and was
very much surprised to perceive several horses before me loaded with
something which stood erect from their backs, and which I had barely
light to discern were not men. I concluded that they were bales of
merchandize packed in a particular form, and asked no questions till
full day-light disclosed to me that they were human creatures tied up in
sacks, and fastened astride on the horses’ backs. There was a strange
union of horror and oddity in the conception, that struck me at once
with a mixed emotion of indignation, pity, and mirth.—The former however
got the better, and I asked my servant with some warmth what it
meant.—He said that the sacks contained some young women whom the Tartar
had bought.—“Good GOD!” said I, “is it possible that he can have bought
wretched females to treat them with so little tenderness?” “He has
bought them,” returned my servant, “in the way of traffic, not for
pleasure.”

“Suppose he has,” said I, “suppose even they were men, not to mention
young women, how can he imagine that they will survive this? Tied up and
sweltered in a sack—fastened cross-legs on a horse, and driven at such
an amazing rate (for by this time we had set forward, and another Tartar
was whipping the horses up all the time, and driving them on)—how is it
possible they can survive? They must be smothered—they must be shattered
to pieces—they must be stripped, excoriated, and tortured to death!”

“If I might presume to advise,” said he, “I would say that you had
better make no remarks upon it: it would only get them perhaps worse
treated, and raise his anger against you.”

To conclude, I took his advice, and kept my mind to myself. The
unfortunate women were in this manner carried fifty miles, at the end of
which their tender-hearted purchaser disposed of them in some way of
keeping till his return; when I suppose they were to be carried back in
sacks astride upon horses, all the way to Aleppo, there to be sold to
the highest bidder.

To us, my FREDERICK, who live in a country where an hour’s detention in
a house against our will is punished as unlawful imprisonment, and who
feel and value the rich treasure of liberty above all earthly blessings,
the bare idea of slavery appears horrible; when the miseries of slavery
are sharpened by cruelty, our indignation burns at the offence: but such
a complicated piece of enormity as that I have mentioned, almost
transcends belief, and indignation is lost in amazement. There are but
few men, even in our bracing climate, whom fifty miles riding would not
shake to pieces, and torture almost to death. No woman would think of
it. But when to that is superadded, first the compulsion—then the sorry
and at best painful equipage of the horses—the tender persons,
unaccustomed to riding, of the women—the smothering heat of the sack—and
above all the horrid climate, burning with an almost vertical heat
(vertical at least compared with our oblique sun)—it will be allowed to
be a wonder, almost approaching to a miracle, that they survived one
half of their journey. The wonder-working hand of Omnipotence alone
could bring them through it; and when I asked in the evening whether
they were dying or dead, and was told that they were not only alive but
in perfect health, I could not help repeating that most beautiful
expression put into the mouth of Maria by the inimitable Sterne, “God
tempers the wind to the side of the shorn lamb.”

This affair tended to prejudice me strongly against my Tartar guide, and
it was for some time that I could not look upon him without horror: but
at length my resentment abated; and reason, resuming her seat of cool
decision, told me, that though it was a crime and a grievous one, he was
not so responsible for it as those who, knowing better, authorised it by
their concurrence, gave it the sanction of law, and made it familiarly
practised; he only did that which he had been even from his mother’s
breast instructed to do, and should therefore not be judged by those
rules which a Briton would lay down for the government of such cases.

A Briton!—Hold! Have I not now been uttering a most severe satire upon
the British Nation? Yes! imputing to men a virtue which they want, is
the worst kind of satire—I meant it not at the time, but will not
retract what I have written—Britons deserve the lash of satire! They
deserve a worse lash: for the traffic in human bodies still stands a
bloody brand of infamy on her great National Councils. Their brothers’
blood! the blood of millions of murdered Africans, like that of Abel,
cries to Heaven against them, and will not, I fear, cry in vain.

Great God!—What a horrible thought!—what an indelible stigma! that a
Legislator shall, in the cold blood of commerce, make a calculation of
the probable profit upon human lives—put commercial expediency in the
balance against murder—and make convenience the excuse for crime!—Why,
the robber may do so!—But shall Britons, generous Britons, who boastful
claim precedence of the world in freedom, humanity, and justice—shall
they look on and see inferior nations spurning from them with horror the
debasing traffic; and stimulated by avarice, or misled by wicked policy,
retain the blot that other States have wiped away, and live at once the
curse of one part, and the scorn of the rest of mankind?—Forbid it
Mercy! Forbid it Heaven!—And oh! may that virtuous man, who, disdaining
the malignant taunts of the base and interested, boldly steps forth the
advocate of man and of his country, and session after session springs
from the couch of repose which opulence presents him, to break the
fetters and the scourges which improbity and avarice have forged for our
fellow creatures—may he succeed and bear down all his opposers! and may
the justice of his country make his triumph and his glory as certain and
complete here, as the justice of that Being, under whose direction he
acts, will doubtless make them hereafter!




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From the considerations I have already pretty fully mentioned, my mind
was by no means at ease. The incessant travelling for so many days, at
the rate of seventy-five miles a day, to be continued I knew not how
long, increased my anxiety: and the apprehensions of accident,
interruption, and above all sickness, intercepting me on my way, haunted
my imagination with all its terrors. I was besides approaching fast to
that region where the winds strike all living things that draw them in
instantly dead: and conceiving that the more expeditious I was in
getting over the journey, the greater chance I had of escaping those
mischiefs; I pushed heartily forward, and urged the Tartar till he at
last expressed his astonishment and approbation; paid me the compliment
to say, that I was almost equal to himself for enduring fatigue; and
concluded with a very sagacious surmise, that in all probability I had
been myself a carrier of dispatches among the Frank Governments.

One day after we had rode about four miles from a caravansera, at which
we had changed our cattle, I found that a most execrably bad horse had
fallen to my lot: he was stiff, feeble, and foundered; in consequence of
which he stumbled very much, and I every minute expected that he would
fall and roll over me. I therefore proposed to the guide to exchange
with me; a favour he had hitherto never refused, and for which I was the
more anxious, as the beast he rode was of the very best kind. To my
utter astonishment he peremptorily refused: and as this had been a day
of unusual taciturnity on his part, I attributed his refusal to
peevishness and ill temper, and was resolved not to let the matter rest
there. I therefore desired the interpreter to inform him, that as he had
at Aleppo agreed to change horses with me as often as I pleased, I
should consider our agreement infringed upon if he did not comply, and
would write to the Consul at Aleppo to that effect.

As soon as this was conveyed to him, he seemed strongly agitated by
anger; yet endeavoured to conceal his emotions under affected contempt
and derision, which produced from him one of the most singular grins
that ever yet marred the human physiognomy. At length he broke forth:

“You will write to Aleppo, will you? Foolish Frank! they will not
believe you! By Mahomet, it would be well done to hear the complaint of
a wandering Frank against Hassan Artaz—Hassan the faithful and the just,
who for ten years and more has been the messenger of an Emperor, and the
friend and confidant of Cadis, Bashaws, and Viceroys, and never yet was
called so much as liar! Who, think you, poor misguided one! who, think
you, would believe that I broke my promise?”

“Why do you not then,” said I, interrupting him, “why do you not perform
it by changing horses, when you are convinced in your conscience (if you
have any) that it was part of your agreement?”—“Once for all I tell
you,” interrupted he, “I will not give up this horse. There is not,”
said he gasconadingly, “there is not a Mussulman that ever wore a beard,
not to talk of a wretched Frank, that should get this horse from under
me; I would not yield him to the Commander of the Faithful this minute,
were he in your place: I would not, I tell you, Frank—and I have my own
reasons for it.”

“I dare say you have,” returned I; “love of your ease, and fear of your
bones.”

At hearing this, he grew quite outrageous—called MAHOMET and ALLA to
witness that he did not know what it was to fear any thing—declared that
he was convinced some infernal spirit had that day got possession of
me—and indeed seemed well disposed to go to logger-heads. At length
observing that I looked at him with sneering contemptuous defiance, he
rode up along side of me—I thought it was to strike, and prepared to
defend myself. I was however mistaken; he snatched the reins out of my
hand, and caught hold of them collected close at the horse’s jaw; then
fell flogging my horse and spurring his own, till he got them both into
full speed; nor did he stop there, but continued to belabour mine with
his whip, and to spur his own, driving headlong over every impediment
that came in our way, till I really thought he had run mad, or designed
to kill me. Several times I was on the point of striking him with my
whip, in order to knock him off his horse—but as often patience
providentially came in to my assistance, and whispered to me to forbear
and see it out. Mean time I considered myself as being in some danger;
and yet such was the power he had over the cattle, that I found it
impossible to stop him: so resigning the event to the direction of
Providence, I suffered him without a further effort to proceed; I
calling him every opprobrious name I could think of in lingua Franca,
and he grinning, and calling me Dumus, Jihash, Burhl (i. e. hog, ass,
mule), in rapid and impetuous vehemence of tone and utterance.

He continued this for a length of I dare say some miles, over an
uncultivated tract, here and there intersected with channels formed by
rills of water in the periodical rains; thickly set with low furze,
ferns, and other dwarf bushes, and broken up and down into little hills.
His horse carried him clean over all: and though mine was every minute
stumbling and nearly down, yet with a dexterity inexpressible, and a
vigour altogether amazing, he kept him up by the bridle, and I may say
_carried_ him gallantly over every thing. I was astonished very much at
all this, and towards the end as much pleased as astonished; which he
perceiving, cried out frequently and triumphantly, “O, la Frangi! Heli!
Heli! Frangi!” and at last drawing in the horses, stopping short, and
looking me full in the face, exclaimed in lingua Franca, “Que dice,
Frangi—Que dice?”

For some time I was incapable of making him any answer, but continued
surveying him from head to foot as the most extraordinary savage I had
ever beheld; while he stroked his whiskers with great self-complacency
and composure, and nodded his head every now and then, as much as to
say, Ay, ay, it is so! look at me! am not I a very capital fellow?—“A
capital fellow indeed you are,” said I, “but I wish I was well out of
your confounded clutches.”

We alighted of the brow of a small hill, whence was to be seen a full
and uninterrupted prospect of the country all round. The interpreter
coming up, he called to him and desired him to explain to me carefully
the meaning of what he was about to say; which I will give you as nearly
as I can in his own words, as they were translated by the Linguist:

“You see those mountains yonder,” said he, pointing to the East; “those
are in the province of _Kurdestan_, inhabited by a vile race of robbers
called Jesides, who pay homage to a God of their own called Jesid
(Jesus), and worship the Devil from fear. They live by plunder, and
often descend from those mountains, cross the Tigris which runs between
them and us, and plunder and ravage this country in bands of great
number and formidable strength, carrying away into slavery all they can
catch, and killing all who resist them. This country therefore, for some
distance round us, is very dangerous to travellers, whose only safety
lies in flight. Now it was our misfortune this morning to get a very bad
horse, for which, please ALLA (stroking his whiskers), some one shall
receive the bastinado. Should we meet with a band of those Curds, what
could we do but fly? And if you, Frangi, rode this horse, and I that, we
could never escape: for I doubt you could not keep him up from falling
under me, as I did under you: I should therefore come down and be
taken—you would lose your guide, and miss your way, and all of us be
undone. Besides,” continued he, “there are many villages here where
people live, who, if they only suspected you were a Frank, would follow
and sacrifice you if they could to MAHOMET, and where of course you must
run for it.”

As soon as the interpreter had explained this to me, “Well,” continued
the Tartar, “what does he say now to it?” Then turning to me, and
tossing up his head—“Que dice, Frangi?”

“Why, I say,” returned I, “that you have spoken good sense and sound
reason; and I am obliged to you.”

This, when interpreted fully, operated most pleasingly upon him; his
features relaxed into a broad look of satisfaction, and he said:—“I will
do every thing I can to make you easy and contented: and when I am
obstinate, don’t resist—for be assured I have reason for it; and above
all things avoid laughing in my presence. But we shall reach Mosul by
and by, and probably then we may have no more rides.” For I expected to
get down the river Tigris from Mosul to Bagdad, and had told him so, and
he encouraged me with the expectation.

That night we came to a caravansera which lay at some distance from a
village. Here the Tartar, pleased with himself for the conduct of the
day, and pleased with me for my approbation of it, ordered a most
admirable supper; and not only, as was very common with him, rejected
the best dish in order to present it to me, but also selected for me the
choicest bits of those upon the table. He then ordered wine, observing
that the fatigue of a Government Messenger demanded indulgence; and
using a salvo of my suggestion on a former occasion, viz. that the
Prophet would not be offended with travellers more than with the sick
for taking it as it were _medicinally_.

We accordingly had wine, and admirable it was, though by no means equal
to that we drank at the city of Diarbeker. I took little however, and
the Tartar was much surprised at my abstemiousness; remarking, that he
never saw a Frank before that was not a downright hog when he got the
cup to his lips. My taking it in small portions, while he drank it as we
do table beer, particularly astonished him. Before he lay down on his
couch, he gave orders for horses, threatening the people with severe
castigation if they gave bad ones; holding up as an example the person
that gave us the stumbling horse that day, who he declared should be
bastinadoed as soon as he returned, if there was a Cadi within ten
leagues of him; and I dare to say that he kept his word most
religiously.

The next morning we had excellent cattle; fear produced wonders among
them, and we set forward just as the sun rose. As we entered the first
village, I was somewhat alarmed by perceiving my guide draw up his
horse—deliberate—mutter to himself—and seem rather uneasy while he
viewed a crowd that was up the street before us; some of whom I
perceived to be agitated with some extraordinary motions of the body,
while one man stood in the middle, rolling his body into a variety of
strange contortions.—The Tartar, for a minute or two, seemed to be
debating within himself whether he should proceed or turn about: at
length putting me on his left hand, he set forward at full speed,
leaving the crowd on his right, who, seeing the rapidity of our pace,
flew on one side, and let us pass. We soon however heard shouting behind
us, and could hear plainly the words “Ghiaour! Frangi Cucu!” and looking
back, perceived several ragged men like savages pursuing us, lifting
stones occasionally, and casting them after us with all their might. The
speed of our horses at last got us out of both sight and hearing; and I
plainly perceived, and was for the first time convinced, that my guide’s
conduct was directed by sound sense, spirit, good faith, and integrity.




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The extraordinary occurrence which I mentioned in my last letter
required explanation, and my Tartar friend was not backward in giving
it; for he loved exceedingly to hear himself talk, and, on any subject
within the compass of his knowledge, was shrewd, perspicuous, and even
naturally eloquent: he had moreover on that occasion acted the part of a
skilful general; and as I applauded his prudence and address, he was
extremely kind and communicative, and gave me a full account of that
affair, his motives, his deliberations, and the urgency of the case;
and, in short, every thing that could elucidate the circumstance, or
aggrandize his own importance. It would be a pity to take it out of his
own words: I shall therefore relate them to you, as I had them through
the medium of our Linguist, for they made an impression on my memory not
easily to be erased.

“You must know,” said he, “that there are spread over the face of this
great and glorious empire a number of dervises of different kinds—_holy_
men, who renounce the enjoyments and pleasures of the world, to converse
with Mahomet and worship Alla. Some of those are very good men, indeed
saints, and never do any thing bad; preaching and praying, without
hurting any thing, even a rat or a snake; nay, they would not hurt a
Christian. There are others again, of whom I have heard our Bashaws and
Effendis, and even the Maazeen, declare that they are forbid by the
Koran; and yet the common people (the lower sort you know have no sense)
reverence and worship them—they are called _Santons_; live by
themselves, sometimes under ground like rabbits, and sometimes in the
thickets and woods. They go where they please, take the best seat in any
man’s house, cram themselves with meat and drink, and yet none resist
them; for some will not, and others dare not. Nay, they often pollute
women in the open streets—and they never set their eyes on a Christian
or a Frank, that they will not kill, if possible. For my part, I think
that they ought to be hanged, every one of them that had a head to be
hanged by—or rather staked—for no punishment is too great for them; but
I dare not say so in that town—if I did, I should be stoned to death by
the rabble.

“As soon as I perceived the crowd, and the rascals dancing, I knew that
they were santons, and was sure that they would stop us in order to
extract money from us; in which case they would most probably have
discovered you—for they have the eyes of the devil. Nothing then could
save your life; the crowd would join them, and your brains would have
been beat out with stones. I had a mind to turn back and go round the
town, but that might have caused suspicion, and got us perhaps
intercepted; so I determined to push by them boldly, which I did, you
can testify, like a brave man. You saw enough yourself, to convince you
of the danger you have escaped, and of my wisdom and valour; let me
therefore entreat you to be entirely guided by me, and above all things
avoid that accursed propensity to laughter.”

Since I first formed the resolution of writing this account of my
journey, I have been at some pains to dip into the best histories of
that country, and I find that in every instance my Tartar guide’s
information was correct. Those santons, as well as other classes of
dervises and sheihs, travel about the country and levy contributions on
the inhabitants: some are really what they pretend to be, and are as
pure and as pious as the monks of the primitive Christian church; but
the santons are monsters, who exist only by the barbarous credulity and
more than savage ignorance of the lower order of the people—though
reprobated, and indeed execrated, by the better sort of Turks. They
affect to be dementated (which with the Mahomedans is the greatest mark
of sanctity), and under cover of that madness commit every excess and
enormity, not merely with impunity, but with applause. Such is the
melancholy state of degradation, to which the weight of superstition’s
chains bends the mind of man! It is not long since I had a very pleasing
discussion of this extraordinary subject, with a gentleman of my
acquaintance, for whose veracity I have great respect. Superstition and
credulity very naturally led to a consideration of the Turkish religion,
and I expressed my satisfaction, that the worst excrescences of the
Christian schisms could not be compared with the Turkish faith in their
dervises. He said, that he agreed it did not go quite the length of the
santons; but he related to me a conversation between him and a Roman
catholic, not more than twenty-four miles from the enlightened city of
Dublin, which surprised me much.

“I was,” said he, “when a youth, very free in censuring all religions,
and chiefly Popery; for, being bred among Roman catholics, I had the
greater opportunity of seeing their absurdities, which I treasured up as
so much gain, without ever taking into account their many virtues, of
which they have their share. One day I was on a party of pleasure, at a
place called ——-, and in presence of a poor country fellow ridiculed the
priesthood, attributing to them many vices, and particularly fornication
and adultery. The man resisted me, and declared it was impossible. Then
I suppose, said I, if a priest and a woman were locked up in a room
together for a year, and the woman in a week after coming forth was
brought to bed of a child, you would not believe it to be the priest’s.
No, said he, I would not. Then how came the child? I don’t know, replied
he—any way but by him. In short, he would believe it self-impregnation,
or preternatural visitation, rather than allow a priest to be capable of
fornication.”

“But,” said I, “you supposed a case—if the fellow was shrewd enough to
say, no such case could at all happen, he would have put you down; that
was what he meant, though he knew not how to go about expressing it.”

The difficulties and hazards of the journey, which seemed to thicken
upon us as we advanced, made me pant for a speedy conclusion to it; and
the adventure of the last day opened more clearly to my view the dangers
we had to encounter, which were still likely to increase as we got to
the eastward and southward, where the fury of bigotry raged without
remorse; where the greater distance from the seat of government made the
populace more lawless, and the magistrate more corrupt and tyrannical;
where the total seclusion from all well ordered society rendered the
manners barbarous; where strangers were seldom seen, and when seen
fleeced and persecuted; and where particularly, I had reason to believe,
scarcely any Englishman had ever set his foot; and above all, where the
very winds that blew were charged with destruction, and carried instant
death upon their wings. I therefore earnestly longed to reach Mosul,
where the probability was, I should get at least the more comfortable
and commodious conveyance of water carriage, and where I might refresh
myself completely, after the fatigues of so many days journey; and, if
there was occasion, claim a guard and protection, having along with me a
letter to the Bashaw, which I might withhold or deliver, just as best
suited my inclination or convenience.

I could not help viewing with a sad and melancholy eye my present state;
wandering, I may say alone, unaccommodated and wretched, through an
inhospitable region, and more inhospitable people; where danger beset me
in a thousand forms, and every step I took, I took in hazard of my life;
and comparing it with those scenes of opulence and comfort which I had
once experienced, where every lawful wish met with its accomplishment;
where every necessity was supplied, and every difficulty obviated; where
tender love and attachment anticipated every desire, and soothed every
care; where the mutual endearments and reciprocal accommodations of
tender relatives, wife, children, faithful friends, and kindly intimates
gave a zest to life, made me feel that my existence was of interest to
others as well as to myself, and communicated a conscious importance
which the isolated, solitary, selfish man can never feel: I could not
help looking back with grief and mortification, to think that I once
possessed those blessings, and should perhaps possess them no more; but,
on the contrary, might perish unknown, unheeded, and unlamented, in an
unknown corner of the wilds of an unknown hostile country, without one
friend to solace or to cheer me, or tell to those who loved or took
share in my concerns, the place where I lay, or the particulars of my
fate.

Nor in this dismal train of reflections was Aleppo forgotten. It made
the great connecting link between my former happiness and present
misery; it was, as it were, the door through which I passed when I took
my last farewell of comfort: when it closed and shut me out, the
prospect was indeed gloomy; nor did I after feel one happy sensation,
unless the convulsive transports of a laugh, and the boisterous fleeting
mirth arising from the regularities of my guide, which, as the surge
raised by the tempest above its proper height lifts up the shattered
bark only to cast it on the beach and leave it shipwrecked, elevated my
spirits for the moment beyond their proper pitch, to retire quickly, and
leave them in the horrors of ten times deeper melancholy.

Perceiving how much cast down I was, my friendly Tartar began to rally
me: “Jimmel,” said he, “the Santons have frightened you:—but don’t be
afraid—HASSAN ARTAZ is no boy: he can bring you through greater
difficulties than those, should they befall us.”

“But how comes it,” said I, “Hassan, that you, who have so much power at
the caravanseras, have not power to resist those rascally Santons, or
the mobs of a village?”

“Why, as to the mob,” said he, “if I was by myself, or had only a true
Believer with me, I would make them fly before me like the dust before
the wind. As to the Santons, no one can resist them: the Great, who hate
them, are obliged to shew them respect: and the Bashaw of Aleppo, nay
the Commander of the Faithful himself, could not save you, if one of
them called on the mob to stone you, or tear you to pieces. However, be
of good cheer; for, please Alla, I will deliver you safe and sound to
the Coja at Bagdad: besides, we shall very soon be at Mosul, from whence
we will go down by water, which will be very pleasant: and the chief
danger then will be in fair fighting, which is better than being cut off
by Santons.—Should there be occasion,” said he, looking most ferociously
and brandishing his whip—“should we be attacked by Curds or Robbers, you
shall see—you shall see, Jimmel—Oh! holy Prophet, how I’ll fight!”




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                              LETTER XLII.

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It was early in the evening when the pointed turrets of the city of
Mosul opened on our view, and communicated no very unpleasant sensations
to my heart. I found myself on scripture ground; and could not help
feeling some portion of the pride of the traveller, when I reflected
that I was now within sight of Nineveh, renowned in holy writ.—The city
is seated in a very barren sandy plain, on the banks of the river
Tigris, embellished with the united gifts of Pomona, Ceres, and Flora.
The external view of the town is much in its favour, being encompassed
with stately walls of solid stone, over which the steeples or minarets
of other lofty buildings are seen with increased effect. Here I first
saw a large caravan encamped, halting on its march from the Gulph of
Persia to Armenia; and it certainly made a most noble appearance,
filling the eye with a multitude of grand objects, all uniting to form
one magnificent whole.

But though the outside be so beautiful, the inside is most detestable:
the heat is so intense, that in the middle of the day there is no
stirring out; and even at night the walls of the houses are so heated by
the day’s sun, as to produce a disagreeable heat to the body at a foot
or even a yard distance from them. However, I entered it with spirits,
because I considered it as the last stage of the worst part of my
pilgrimage. But, alas! I was disappointed in my expectation; for the
Tigris was dried up by the intensity of the heat, and an unusually long
drought; and I was obliged to take the matter with a patient shrug, and
accommodate my mind to a journey on horseback, which, though not so long
as that I had already made, was likely to be equally dangerous, and
which therefore demanded a full exertion of fortitude and
resolution.—There are a thousand latent energies in every man, which
only want the powerful voice of necessity to call them out: and now
drawn to the top of my bent, I prepared my mind to set out in the
morning, with as much cheerfulness as if the hopes of water carriage to
Bagdad had never once occurred to my mind.

It was still the hot season of the year, and we were to travel through
that country, over which the horrid wind I have before mentioned sweeps
its consuming blasts: it is called by the Turks Samiel, is mentioned by
holy Job under the name of the East Wind, and extends its ravages all
the way from the extreme end of the Gulph of Cambaya up to Mosul; it
carries along with it fleaks of fire, like threads of silk; instantly
strikes dead those that breathe it, and consumes them inwardly to ashes;
the flesh soon becoming black as a coal, and dropping off from the
bones. Philosophers consider it as a kind of electric fire, proceeding
from the sulphureous or nitrous exhalations which are kindled by the
agitation of the winds. The only possible means of escape from its fatal
effects, is to fall flat on the ground, and thereby prevent the drawing
it in: to do this, however, it is necessary first to see it, which is
not always practicable.

But besides this, the ordinary heat of the climate is extremely
dangerous to the blood and lungs, and even to the skin, which it
blisters and peels away from the flesh, affecting the eyes so much, that
travellers are obliged to wear a transparent covering over them to keep
the heat off.

That night, Hassan said, that as we must proceed to Bagdad on horseback,
he would stay the next at Mosul to refresh us; which I objected to: he
then spoke of the succeeding part of the journey as a thing of nothing:
we had already come near nine hundred miles, and had not above five to
go: besides, as the weather was warmer, we would travel more in the
night, and lie-by in the daytime, in places with which he was well
acquainted.

In short, the poor fellow seemed to take an interest in my safety, and
to wish to alleviate the pains of my mind; and he always concluded with
a remonstrance against laughing, which from frequently hearing, I now
understood even in his own language.—“Don’t laugh, Jimmel, don’t laugh,”
he would say with great solemnity.—By the bye, I observed, that when he
was well disposed to me, he always called me Jimmel (a name which I
presume he constructed, with my servant’s assistance, from the
resemblance of sound between Campbel and Camel, Jimmel being the Turkish
for that animal); and when angry, he called me Frangi, with all its
gradations of Turkish abuse, Dumus, Cucu, &c.

That evening, as we sat in the caravansera, a man entered and spoke to
Hassan, who seemed to pay great attention to what he was saying. He was
a well made man—below the middle size—and had that kind of countenance
which bespeaks shrewdness, ingenuity, and mirth. At length he retired;
and soon after Hassan bid us rise and follow him: he went into a sort of
public room, where a number of people were collected, sitting as is the
custom in coffee-houses on low stools. Hassan pointed to me to sit down,
which I did: then placing the Interpreter near us, he sat himself: and
straight I perceived the little man, who had just been speaking to him,
step forth from the crowd and begin to pronounce a sort of prologue,
which I neither understood nor wished to understand: it appeared from
his cadences to be metrical, and seemed, by the little impression it
made on his auditors, to have nothing particular to recommend it. At
length, however, he paused, and, hemming several times to clear his
pipes, began again to hold forth. “He is going to tell a story,” said
the Interpreter. The attention of all was fixed upon him, and he
proceeded with a modulation of tones, a variety of action, and an energy
of expression, that I think I have never heard or seen excelled: his
action indeed was singularly admirable; and I could perceive that he was
occasionally speaking in the tones of a man and a woman; in which latter
character he gave a picture of whining ludicrous distress, that moved
the risible muscles of all the company. I looked at Hassan, and he was
grinning as merrily as could any monkey or Frank in Asia. The Linguist
occasionally interpreted what the story-teller was saying; and I soon
began to suspect that it was a story I had more than once read in the
Arabian Nights, though altered, and in some measure dramatized by the
speaker. I looked several times archly at Hassan, and he returned my
glance, as much as to say, You see I don’t laugh at all this. At length,
however, the orator came to a part where he was to mimic a poor little
hunch-back (for I now discovered it to be the story of little
Hunch-back) choking with a bone: he threw up his back; squeezed, till
all the blood in his body seemed collected in his face, his eyes rolled
in their sockets, his knees knocked, he twisted and folded his body,
putting his fore-finger and thumb into his throat, and pulling with all
his might, as if to pull something out: at length he grew weaker,
stretched his arms down, and his fingers back, like those of a person
strangling—kicked, fell, quivered, and died. It is impossible for any
description to do justice to the perfection of his acting; and what
rendered it the more extraordinary was, that though it was a scene of
death; and well acted death, he continued to render it so ludicrous in
circumstances, as to suspend the audience between a laugh and cry. They
did not remain long so; for he suddenly bounced up, and began the most
doleful lamentation, of a woman, and exhibited such a scene of burlesque
distress as I never witnessed. All burst out in torrents of laughter,
Hassan as well as the rest—I alone remained purposely serious; and the
orator, according to custom, broke off in the middle of an interesting
scene.

When we returned to the caravansera, I rallied the Tartar on the score
of his laughter: he growled, and said, “Who could avoid it? Why did not
you laugh as you were wont?”—“Because,” said I, “he did not act as
comically as you.”—“No,” returned he, “but because Franks and monkies
only laugh for mischief, and where they ought not. No, Jimmel, you will
never see me laugh at mischief.”—“What,” said I, “not at a poor man’s
being choked to death!”—“Nay,” said he, “I seldom laugh, yet I could not
avoid it then.” That very hour, however, a puppet-show was exhibited in
the same room, and my grave guide laughed till the tears ran down his
cheeks, and his voice sunk into a whining treble. _Karaghuse_ was
certainly extravagantly comical, though filthy; and frightened a Cadi
with a whole troop of Janissaries, by letting fly at them a shot or
two—_a parte post_——-

The next day we set out well mounted, and pushed on with renovated
spirits towards Bagdad. Hassan could no more have the assurance to
censure laughing; and, as I was little disposed to do it in time of
danger, we were likely to agree well. In short, we began to like one
another’s company; and if I brought him to be a greater laugher than he
used to be, he gave himself the credit of having made me much more
serious than I had been before—I profited by his instructions.

It would be an effort as idle and fruitless on my part, as
unentertaining and uninteresting on yours, to attempt to give you a
regular detail of our progress from Mosul to Bagdad; the same general
cautions were observed, with the same occasional relaxations. Hassan
still continued to treat me with a repetition of himself and his horse,
his own feats and his horse’s feats; to be silent when ill-tempered, and
loquacious when gay; to flog the attendants at the caravanseras; order
the best horses, and eat the best victuals, and to give me the best of
both; and finally, we had our fallings out and fallings in again: but I
had not the mortification of seeing any more women tied in sacks on
horses’ backs, and excoriated with a ride of fifty miles a day.

As we rode along we overtook several times straggling callenders, a kind
of Mahomedan monks, who profess poverty and great sanctity; they were
dressed all in rags, covered with filth, carried a gourd, by way of
bottle, for water—I presume sometimes for wine too—and bore in their
hands a long pole decorated with rags, and pieces of cloth of various
colours. They are supposed by the vulgar to have supernatural powers:
but Hassan, who seemed to have caught all his ideas from his betters,
expressed no sort of opinion of them; he _salam’d_ to them, and gave
them money, however. It was extraordinary enough, that they were all in
one story—all were going on a pilgrimage to Mecca—or, as they call it,
_Hadje_.

As soon as ever we got out of their sight and hearing, Hassan shook his
head, and repeated “Hadje, Hadje!” several times doubtingly, and
grinned, as he was accustomed to do when he was displeased, without
being able to manifest anger. “Hadje!” he would cry, “Hadje, Hadje!” I
asked him what he meant; and he said, that these fellows were no more
going to Mecca than I was. “I have a thousand and a thousand times,”
said he, “met callenders on the road, and always found them facing
towards Mecca. If I am going southward, I always overtake them; if
northward, I meet them; and all the time they are going wherever their
business carries them. I overtook,” continued he, “one of them one day,
and I gave him alms and passed him by; he was coming, he said, after me,
towards Mecca: but I halted on purpose for a day, and he never passed;
and a merchant arriving at the same caravansera informed me, he had met
the very same fellow four leagues farther northward; who had answered
him with the same story, and still had his face turned towards the
south.”

Fifty years ago, no man in Turkey would have dared to hold this
language; but every day’s experience evinces that the light of reason
spreads its rays fast through the world—even through Turkey; and
furnishes a well founded hope, that in another half century every
monkish impostor (I mean real impostors), whether they be Mahomedan
monks, or Christian monks, will be chased from society, and forced to
apply to honest means for subsistence.




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                             LETTER XLIII.

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      After passing through an immense tract of country, distinguished
by nothing that could serve even as a circumstance to mark and remember
our daily journeys, but which I observed to grow manifestly worse, both
in soil and climate, as we proceeded Southward, we came in sight of the
famous city of Bagdad, on the seventh day from that on which we left
Mosul, and on the eighteenth from that of my departure from Aleppo; in
which eighteen days we had rode fourteen hundred miles, partly through a
route which no European, I have reason to believe, ever took before.

On entering the city, I desired my guide to conduct me to the house of a
Merchant, to whom I had got letters of credit and introduction. He took
me accordingly through the windings of several streets, and at last
stopped at the door of an Armenian Merchant, or _Coja_, where he made me
alight, and come in. I was received with great politeness; and, on
producing my letter, found that he was not the person to whom it was
directed: I accordingly made a suitable apology, and was for retiring to
find the house of the proper person, for which purpose the Armenian
offered me a servant, when, to my great astonishment, my Tartar
interfered; said that it was to this Merchant he brought all his goods,
and that I must remain where I was; at the same time ordering the
Armenian, in a peremptory tone, to take charge of me, and use me well.
It was in vain that the Armenian endeavoured to explain to him the
nature of the business, and that I insisted I must go to the other
Merchant——HASSAN was peremptory, and declared that I should not. It was
so extremely _outré_ and ridiculous, that I could not be angry; and the
good Armenian uniting his voice with that of the Tartar, and entreating
me to favour him with my company, I acquiesced, and indeed remained in
his house all the time I was at Bagdad. This was proof positive, if any
other than I already had was wanting, that he considered me merely as a
piece of merchandise, which he was bound (according to the language of
Merchants) to deliver in good order and condition.

I had undertaken, before leaving Aleppo, to give the guide, if he acted
conformably to my wishes, and behaved well, twenty pounds over and above
the hundred provided by the agreement: I therefore sent for him, to
settle finally, and part. He had heard that I was a person different
from what he had supposed me to be: but it did not alter his conduct, as
might be expected, or make him stoop to cringing; he still spoke with
the same honest, bold familiarity; and when I gave him the promised
twenty pounds, he never hinted, cringed for, or even looked as if he
expected more: but when we came to part, the feelings he disclosed, and
those I myself felt, convinced me, that Man is not naturally that brute
which prejudice has made him; and, when left to its own operations, the
human heart would be uniformly kindly, affectionate, and sympathetic:
the poor, rough, unpolished Turk, betrayed the strongest marks of
sensibility, and I myself once more felt the uneasiness of parting.

I think this is the proper place to give you my opinion of the Turks,
while the recollection of honest HASSAN is fresh in my mind; and I
cannot do it better than by quoting the words of an excellent French
Writer——-

“The Turks (says M. du LOIR) are naturally a good people, which is not
to be ascribed to the climate; for the Greeks born in the same climate
have very different dispositions, and retain only the bad qualities of
their ancestors, viz. roguery, treachery, and vanity. The Turks, on the
contrary, priding themselves on their integrity and modesty, are
distinguished in general by an open, ingenuous simplicity of manners;
courtiers only excepted, who, to Turkey, as every where else, are the
slaves of ambition and avarice.”

The name of Bagdad has been so renowned in Eastern story, and is the
scene of so many of those bewitching tales which we find translated, or
pretended to be translated, from the Arabic and Persian, that I felt
great pleasure in seeing it, and conceived myself to be at the very
fountain-head of marvellous adventure and romance. Fraught with this
idea, I was impatient to go forth into the town; and notwithstanding the
weather was beyond conception hot, I paraded a number of streets: but
never did I, in the course of my life, see a place so calculated to bely
the opinion one would form of it from the Eastern tales. It appeared to
me to be among the most disagreeable cities of the world, and has no one
circumstance that I could discover to recommend it: the heat is so
great, that in the Summer-time the inhabitants are forced to keep their
markets in the night, and to lie all night in the open air on the
terraces of their houses.

The Armenian with whom I resided, did every thing in his power to render
the place agreeable to me; and I shall always retain a lively sense of
his goodness and hospitality: he was not only generous and polite, but
well informed, and pleasing in conversation. I took occasion to express
to him the disappointment I felt at finding Bagdad so very different
from what I expected; and told him that I had, when a youth, learned to
think highly of it, or rather romantically, from reading Eastern tales.
This led to a conversation on the Arabian Nights Entertainments, a copy
of which he had in the Arabic, and produced it: he then shewed me, with
great triumph, a French translation of them, printed at Paris, which he
had read, and declared that the translation was nothing at all in
comparison with the original. I believe he was well qualified to judge,
for he was a perfect master of the French language.

We talked of the Eastern tale of the Glass Man, who, in a reverie,
increases his stock till he gets so rich as, in imagination, to marry
the Cadi’s daughter, &c. &c. and in kicking his wife, kicks all his
glasses about, and destroys the whole of his visionary fortune. I
praised the humour of it much——“Sir,” said he, “there is nothing in it
that may not be experienced frequently in actual life: those waking
dreams are the usual concomitants of opium: a man who has accustomed
himself to the pernicious practice of eating opium, is constantly
subject to them. I have, in the course of my time, found a thousand of
those dreamers holding forth in the plenitude of imaginary power. I have
seen a common porter become Cadi, and order the bastinado. I have seen a
wretched tailor raised by the effects of opium to the office of Aga of
the Janissaries, deposing the Sultan, and ordering the bow-string to all
about him. I have seen some indulging in the blandishments of love with
Princesses, and others wallowing in the wealth of Golconda. But the most
extraordinary visionary of this kind I ever met with, was one who
imagined himself translated to Paradise, co-equal to Mahomet, and
sitting by the side of that prophet, arguing with him in defence of the
use of wine and opium: he argued most ingeniously, listened in silence
to the supposed arguments of his adversary, answered them, replied,
rejoined, and still argued on——till, growing at last angry, he swore
that he was as a good a prophet as him, did not care a fig for him, and
called him fool and false prophet. A Turk who was present, in the
fulness of his zeal, laid a stick very heavily across his shoulders, and
put an end to the vision: and never did I see a wretch so abject, so
forlorn, or so miserably desponding; he put his forehead to the ground,
which he wet with his tears, crying, Mercy, Mahomet! mercy, holy
Prophet! mercy, Alla!——nor could he find relief (such is the ruin of
opium) till he got a fresh supply of it in his mouth, which soon gave
him a temporary respite from the horrors of his situation.”

Unquestionably, Bagdad was once a great city, of flourishing commerce;
but the Sultan AMURATH the Fourth, when he made himself master of it,
put the richest Merchants settled there to death; and it has ever since
gradually declined. About two days journey from it, lie the ruins of the
once famous city of Babylon. I was much disposed to go to see it, and
thence drop down the Euphrates to Bassora: but my Armenian host told me
there was nothing in it to recompense a person for half the trouble;
for, of that magnificent city, which was sixty miles in circumference,
which was encompassed with walls eighty-seven feet in thickness, and
three hundred and fifty in height, nothing was to be seen but the bare
foundations of some great edifices. The Tower of Belus, and the Palace
of Nebuchadnezzar, lie with the rest in undistinguished ruin. The
greatest curiosities, then, were, in the first place, the ruins of a
building said to be the famed Tower of Babel, which appeared to have
been half a league in compass; and the remains of a vast bridge over the
Euphrates, where it is half a league broad.

I was not more anxious to arrive at the city of Bagdad than I was to
leave it; and having written letters, and put them in a way of being
forwarded to Europe, I took leave of my friendly hospitable Armenian,
and, with a thousand acknowledgments for his kindness, set out on
horseback to a place on the Tigris, where I embarked in a boat, in order
to proceed to Bassora. This river, known since the first records of
human existence by Geographers, is remarkable for its rapidity, whence,
PLINY says, it has the name of Tigris, (in the Median language, a dart);
and for its extraordinary course, which is in many places under ground,
rises in Armenia, sinks into the earth near mount Taurus, and runs under
a mountain——then rising at the other side, follows its course through
the lake Thespites——again sinks frequently under ground, and continues
hid at one time for a space of twenty-five miles; where, once more
emerging, it glides along with a very rapid stream, meets the Euphrates
at a place called Korna, passes through Bassora, and falls into the
Persian Gulph.

As the boat in which I took my passage had no convenience for excluding
the violence of the sun, except an awning, I suffered extremely from the
heat. The river itself was grand; but the banks, and contiguous country,
contained nothing to attract notice——no object to diversify the dreary,
deserted aspect of the scene——nothing to afford room for reflection, or
give birth to a new idea. I do not remember to have ever passed through
such a vast extent of country, so uniformly dull and uninteresting. The
only thing that served to keep the mind alive, was the apprehension of
robbers, who, in great numbers, hover over this river, and plunder
passengers. We had taken care, on leaving Bagdad, to be well provided
with fire-arms; and they did us yeomen’s service——for we were frequently
attacked by robbers with a view to plunder, but found that a shot or two
dispersed and sent them off in consternation. One night, however, in
passing a creek, we perceived several boats issuing from it, in great
order, and in a manner that evinced method and premeditation: we
silently prepared for their reception, and were completely ready to meet
them warmly, while they thought us quite unprepared, and unconscious of
their approach: they first endeavoured to board us by surprise: wishing
rather to frighten than to kill them, we began by firing over their
heads; on which they set up the most horrible shouts, and rushed on with
a tumultuous rapidity, making the most terrible noise, in order to
intimidate us: they were by this time quite near us; we therefore took
aim at them, and let fly, and immediately perceived them in great
confusion, some of the boats losing their helm, and falling with the
stream on the others: at last we saw them sheer off, and they gave us no
farther trouble.




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After eight or ten as disagreeable days as I remember to have spent in
my life, weakened with incessant watching, harassed with bodily fatigue,
and melted with the excessive heat of the sun, I arrived at the city of
Bassora, where I was received with the utmost hospitality by Mr.
LATOUCHE, the Company’s Resident from Bombay, who did every thing
possible for my accommodation, and procured me every instruction
respecting my further progress.

This city, as well as Bagdad, is famous in marvellous story. The country
about it is considered by the natives as the best spot in Asia, though
the burning winds annoy and frequently destroy travellers, overwhelming
them with mountains of hot sand, driven, like waves of the sea, before
the tempest out of the neighbouring deserts. It carries on a great
trade, and is inhabited by vast numbers of Christians and Jews. The
English and Dutch have factories here, as well for the purpose of
commerce, as the transit of dispatches, by way of Damascus and Aleppo,
to Europe. The richest merchandise of India and Europe are brought here
in caravans; and its opulence is greatly increased by the caravans of
Pilgrims, who pass through it on their way to Mecca, and pay great
duties, bartering for many rich commodities. The horses of this place
are celebrated for their superior excellence: it is said that they will
run thirty hours without meat or drink; I doubt the fact, and should be
sorry to see so inhuman an experiment tried.

One comfortable circumstance attending Bassora is, that at night the
streets may be walked with perfect safety at all hours. It is subject to
an Arab Prince, who is tributary to the Turk, and whose revenue is very
great, as well from the above-mentioned causes, as because he gives full
liberty to all Nations to come and trade to his capital.

From Bassora I took my passage in a date-boat going to Muskat, expecting
to get from thence a speedy passage to Bombay; but the boat sprung a
leak at sea, and we were obliged to run into Busheer, where I was very
hospitably received and entertained by Mr. GALLEY, the Company’s
Resident.

There really seemed to be an unusual fatality attending me throughout
the whole of my journey. You will recollect, in the first instance, I
was prevented, by the war with France, from going by the direct route
which I should otherwise have taken, and obliged to pass through the Low
Countries and Germany——In the next place, at Venice I was disappointed
in obtaining a passage to Latachæa; and, immediately on the heels of
that, lost my servant at Trieste, by sending him for letters to
Venice——Afterwards, when I had gone to Alexandria with expectation of
travelling through Egypt, and viewing that interesting part of the
world, I found myself prevented by the unhappy circumstances of the
country——the plague raging in Alexandria, and all the roads being
blocked up by an incursion of the Arabs. Thus mortified and
disappointed, I turned about, in order to make my way in another
direction; and arriving at Cyprus, found, to my infinite surprise and
regret, that an epidemic disease, little short of the plague, prevailed
there, and swept off the inhabitants in great numbers: when, after
surmounting all those obstacles, I arrived at Aleppo, the first
information I got was, that the caravan was gone, and that it would be a
long time before another would be ready; and my departure from Aleppo
was attended with circumstances no less inauspicious than my
entrance——At Mosul I experienced another disappointment, by the river’s
being dried up, and rendered impracticable by boats——My passage from
Bassora to Muskat was impeded by the vessel springing a leak——And now,
when at last I hoped to get from Busheer to Bombay, I was stopped by the
intelligence that the Gulph was blocked up by French privateers,
insomuch as no vessel could hope to escape. I was therefore obliged to
remain at Busheer, till a Company’s frigate, commanded by Captain HARDY,
and soon expected, should afford me an opportunity of proceeding to
Bombay. Time, however, brought that period about; and I took my passage,
and arrived safe at Bombay, where I soon after embarked on board a
Portuguese vessel, being the only conveyance that offered for me to
proceed to Madras: she was first bound to Goa, and we arrived safely at
that island, where I was received with great politeness, and treated
with the most friendly attention, by Mr. HENSHAW, the English Resident.

Goa belongs to the Portuguese: the Viceroy of that Nation lives there in
great pomp. It was once the scene of the most abominable cruelties,
exercised by that flagitious people on the natives, under pretended zeal
for Christianity——I had read the Abbé RAYNAL’s glowing description of
it; and as I trod the ground, my frame trembled at the thoughts of the
massacres perpetrated there.

I was impatient to get from Goa, and yet I looked forward to my
departure with a secret uneasiness, for which I was entirely unable to
account——I wished to proceed, and yet some secret foreboding whispered
to my heart that I was on the verge of calamity: so powerful was it, and
so obstinate, that I could neither reason away its admonitions, nor
resist its impressions; and something incessantly told me, in as plain
language as if a human being spoke, that I should suffer a dreadful
misfortune. As I had all my life been an enemy to superstition, I felt
my spirit insulted, and my understanding degraded, by the involuntary
victory which I allowed to this impression——I combated it with reason,
with ridicule, with self-contempt——all in vain: in spite of me, I became
the very slave of gloomy presentiment; and in order to get the
succedaneous aid of a friend’s reason, as well as to be prepared, I
communicated the state of my feelings to Mr. HENSHAW. In vain he
endeavoured to cheer me: all he could do was to give me his counsel; in
consequence of which I actually settled all my affairs up to that day,
made my will, left it with Mr. HENSHAW, and, full of dreadful
forebodings of shipwreck, went on board a Portuguese snow bound to
Madras.

It was now the eighteenth day of May when we sailed from Goa. The
hemisphere had been for some days overcast with clouds: some light
showers of rain had fallen; and you may conclude that it did not tend to
raise my spirits, or free me from my ominous apprehensions, to hear that
those circumstances indicated an approaching gale of wind. I observed,
moreover, that the vessel was much too deep in the water, being greatly
overloaded——that she was in many respects defective, and, as the seamen
say, ill-found, and in short very unfit to encounter a gale of wind of
any violence. I scorned, however, to yield to those united impressions,
and determined to proceed.

On the nineteenth, the sky was obscured by immense fleeces of clouds,
surcharged with inflammable matter; and in the evening, the rain fell in
torrents, the firmament darkened apace, sudden night came on, and the
horrors of extreme darkness were rendered still more horrible by the
peals of thunder which rent the air, and the frequent flashes of
lightning, which served only to shew us the horror of our situation, and
leave us in increased darkness: mean-time the wind became more violent,
blowing on the shore; and a heavy sea, raised by its force, united with
it to make our state more formidable.

By day-light on the morning of the twentieth, the gale had increased to
a furious tempest; and the sea, keeping pace with it, ran mountain-high;
and as it kept invariably to the same point, the Captain and Officers
became seriously alarmed, and almost persuaded that the South-west
Monsoon had set in, which, if it were so, would render it absolutely
impossible for us to weather the coast. All that day, however, we kept
as close as the violence of the weather would allow us to the wind; but
the sea canted her head so to leeward, that she made more lee than
head-way; and the rigging was so strained with the work, that we had
little hope of keeping off the shore, unless the wind changed, of which
there was not now the smallest probability. During the night there was
no intermission of the storm: many of the sails flew into ribbons; some
of the rigging was carried away; and such exertions were made, that,
before morning, every stick that could possibly be struck was down upon
the deck.

About seven o’clock on the morning of the twenty-first, I was alarmed by
an unusual noise upon the deck, and, running up, perceived that every
remaining sail in the vessel, the fore-sail alone excepted, was totally
carried away. The sight was horrible; and the whole vessel presented a
spectacle as dreadful to the feelings as mortifying to human pride. Fear
had produced, not only all the helplessness of despondency, but all the
mischievous freaks of insanity. In one place stood the Captain, raving,
stamping, and tearing his hair in handfuls from his head——here, some of
the crew were cast upon their knees, clapping their hands, and praying,
with all the extravagance of horror painted in their faces——there,
others were flogging their images with all their might, calling upon
them to allay the storm. One of our passengers, who was Purser of an
English East-Indiaman, had got hold of a case-bottle of rum, and, with
an air of distraction and deep despair imprinted in his face, was
stalking about in his shirt. I perceived him to be on the point of
serving it about, in large tumblers, to the few undismayed people; and
well convinced, that, so far from alleviating, it would sharpen the
horrors of their mind, I went forward, and with much difficulty
prevented him.

Having accomplished this point, I applied myself to the Captain, and
endeavoured to bring him back (if possible) to his recollection, and to
a sense of what he owed to his duty as a commander, and to his dignity
as a man: I exhorted him to encourage the sailors by his example; and
strove to raise his spirits, by saying that the storm did not appear to
me by any means so terrible as some I had before experienced.

While I was thus employed, we shipped a sea on the starboard side, which
I really thought would have sent us down. The vessel seemed to sink
beneath its weight, shivered, and remained motionless——it was a moment
of critical suspense: fancy made me think I felt her gradually
descending——I gave myself up as gone, and summoned all my fortitude to
bear approaching death with becoming manhood.

Just at this crisis, the water, which rushed with incredible force
through all parts of the vessel, brought out floating, and nearly
suffocated, another English passenger, who was endeavouring to take a
little repose in a small cabin boarded off from the deck: he was a very
stout young man, and full of true spirit. Finding that the vessel was
not, as I had thought, going immediately down, he joined me in exhorting
the Captain to his duty: we persuaded him to throw the guns overboard,
as well as a number of trunks and packages with which the vessel was
much encumbered; and, with some little exertion, we got the pumps set
agoing.

Here I will stop, knowing the warm sensibility of my FREDERICK’S mind;
and, convinced that his sympathetic heart will go hand-in-hand with his
Father’s sufferings, I will not overcharge it with grief by an immediate
continuation of the business, but defer it to another Letter.




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The name of the English passenger, whom I mentioned to you in my last
Letter as assisting me in getting the Captain and Mariners to do their
duty, was HALL. He was a young man of a most amiable disposition, and
with it possessed all that manly spirit that gives presence of mind in
exigences of danger. He and I having, with great difficulty, got some
hands to stick to the pumps, stood at the wheel, at once to assist the
men, and prevent them from quitting it; and, although hopeless,
determined that no effort practicable on our parts should be wanting to
the preservation of the vessel. The water, however, gained upon the
pumps, notwithstanding every effort; and it evidently appeared that we
could not keep her long above water.

At ten o’clock the wind seemed to increase, and amounted to a downright
hurricane: the sky was so entirely obscured with black clouds, and the
rain fell so thick, that objects were not discernible from the wheel to
the ship’s head. Soon the pumps were choaked, and could no longer be
worked: then dismay seized on all——nothing but unutterable despair,
silent anguish, and horror, wrought up to frenzy, was to be seen; not a
single soul was capable of an effort to be useful——all seemed more
desirous to extinguish their calamities by embracing death, than
willing, by a painful exertion, to avoid it.

At about eleven o’clock we could plainly distinguish a dreadful roaring
noise, resembling that of waves rolling against rocks; but the darkness
of the day, and the accompanying rains, prevented us from seeing any
distance; and if they were rocks, we might be actually dashed to pieces
on them before we could perceive them. At twelve o’clock, however, the
weather cleared up a little, and both the wind and the sea seemed to
have abated: the very expansion of the prospect round the ship was
exhilerating; and as the weather grew better, and the sea less furious,
the senses of the people returned, and the general stupefaction began to
decrease.

The weather continuing to clear up, we in some time discovered breakers
and large rocks without side of us; so that it appeared we must have
passed quite close to them, and were now fairly hemmed in between them
and the land.

In this very critical juncture, the Captain, entirely contrary to my
opinion, adopted the dangerous resolution of letting go an anchor, to
bring her up with her head to the sea: But, though no sea-man, my common
sense told me that she could never ride it out, but must directly go
down. The event nearly justified my judgment; for she had scarcely been
at anchor before an enormous sea rolling over her, overwhelmed and
filled her with water, and every one on board concluded that she was
certainly sinking——On the instant, a Lascar, with a presence of mind
worthy an old English mariner, took an axe, ran forward, and cut the
cable.

On finding herself free, the vessel again floated, and made an effort to
right herself; but she was almost completely waterlogged, and heeled to
larboard so much that the gunnel lay under water. We then endeavoured to
steer as fast as we could for the land, which we knew could not be at
any great distance, though, we were unable to discover it through the
hazy weather: the foresail was loosened; by great efforts in bailing,
she righted a little, her gunnel was got above water, and we scudded as
well as we could before the wind, which still blew hard on shore; and at
about two o’clock the land appeared at a small distance a head.

The love of life countervails all other considerations in the mind of
Man. The uncertainty we were under with regard to the shore before us,
which we had reason to believe was part of HYDER ALLI’S dominions, where
we should meet with the most rigorous treatment, if not ultimate death,
was forgotten in the joyful hope of saving life; and we scudded towards
the shore in all the exulting transports of people just snatched from
the jaws of death.

This gleam of happiness continued not long: a tremendous sea rolling
after us, broke over our stern, tore every thing before it, stove in the
steerage, carried away the rudder, shivered the wheel to pieces, and
tore up the very ring-bolts of the deck——conveyed the men who stood at
the wheel forward, and swept them overboard. I was standing, at the
time, near the wheel, and fortunately had hold of the taffarel, which
enabled me to resist in part the weight of the wave. I was, however,
swept off my feet, and dashed against the main-mast. The jerk from the
taffarel, which I held very tenaciously, seemed as if it would have
dislocated my arms: however, it broke the impetus of my motion, and in
all probability saved me from being dashed to pieces against the mast.

I floundered about in the water at the foot of the mast, till at length
I got on my feet, and seized a rope, which I held in a state of great
embarrassment, dubious what I should do to extricate myself. At this
instant I perceived that Mr. HALL had got upon the capstern, and was
waving his hand to me to follow his example: this I wished to do, though
it was an enterprise of some risk and difficulty; for, if I lost the
hold I had, a single motion of the vessel, or a full wave, would
certainly carry me overboard. I made a bold push, however, and
fortunately accomplished it. Having attained this station, I could the
better survey the wreck, and saw that the water was nearly breast-high
on the quarter-deck, (for the vessel was deep-waisted); and I perceived
the unfortunate English Purser standing where the water was most
shallow, as if watching with patient expectation its rising, and
awaiting death: I called to him to come to us, but he shook his head in
despair, and said, in a lamentable tone, “It is all over with us! GOD
have mercy upon us!”——then seated himself with seeming composure on a
chair, which happened to be rolling about in the wreck of the deck, and
in a few minutes afterwards, was washed into the sea along with it,
where he was speedily released from a state ten thousand times worse
than death.

During this universal wreck of things, the horror I was in could not
prevent me from observing a very curious circumstance, which at any
other time would have excited laughter, though now it produced no other
emotion than surprise——We happened to be in part laden with mangoes, of
which the island of Goa is known to produce the finest in the world;
some of them lay in baskets on the poop: a little black boy, in the
moment of greatest danger, had got seated by them, devouring them
voraciously, and crying all the time most bitterly at the horrors of his
situation!

The vessel now got completely water-logged; and Mr. HALL and I were
employed in forming conjectural calculations how many minutes she could
keep above water, and consoling one another on the unfortunate
circumstances under which we met——lamenting that fate had thus brought
us acquainted only to make us witnesses of each other’s misery, and then
to see one another no more.

As the larboard side of the vessel was gradually going down, the deck,
and of course the capstern, became too nearly perpendicular for us to
continue on it: we therefore foresaw the necessity of quitting it, and
got upon the starboard side, holding fast by the gunnel, and allowing
our bodies and legs to yield to the sea as it broke over us. Thus we
continued for some time: at length the severity of the labour so
entirely exhausted our strength and spirits, that our best hope seemed
to be a speedy conclusion to our painful death; and we began to have
serious intentions of letting go our hold, and yielding ourselves up at
once to the fury of the waves.

The vessel, which all this time drifted with the sea and wind, gradually
approximated the shore, and at length struck the ground, which for an
instant revived our almost departed hopes; but we soon found that it did
not in the smallest degree better our situation——Again I began to yield
to utter despair——again I thought of letting go my hold, and sinking at
once: It is impossible, thought I, ever to escape——why, then, prolong,
for a few minutes, a painful existence that must at last be given up?
Yet, yet, the all-subduing love of life suggested, that many things
apparently impossible had come to pass; and I said to myself, If life is
to be lost, why not lose it in a glorious struggle? Should I survive it
by accident, life will be rendered doubly sweet to me, and I still more
worthy of it by persevering fortitude.

While I was employed in this train of reflection, I perceived some of
the people collecting together, talking, and holding a consultation——It
immediately occurred to me, that they were devising some plan for
escaping from the wreck, and getting on shore: and, so natural is it for
Man to cling to his fellow-creature for support in difficult or
dangerous exigences, I proposed to Mr. HALL to join them, and take a
share in the execution of the plan——observing to him at the same time,
that I was determined at all events to quit the vessel, and trust to the
protection and guidance of a superintending Providence for the rest.




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                              LETTER XLVI.

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As prodigality of life is, in some cases, the excess of virtue and
courage——so there are others in which it is vice, meanness and
cowardice. True courage is, according to the circumstances under which
it is to operate, as rigidly tenacious and vigilant of life in one case,
as it is indifferent and regardless in another; and I think it is a very
strange contradiction in the human heart (although it often happens),
that a man who has the most unbounded courage, in seeking death even in
the cannon’s mouth, shall yet want the necessary resolution to make
exertions to save his life in cases of ordinary danger. The unfortunate
English Purser could not collect courage sufficient to make an effort to
save himself; and yet I think it probable that he would have faced a
battery of artillery, or exposed himself to a pistol-shot, if occasion
required, as soon as any other man. Thus it appears at first view: but
may not this seeming incongruity be explained by saying, that personal
courage and fortitude are different qualities of the mind and body, and
depend upon the exercise of entirely different functions?

Be that as it may, I argued with myself, in the height of my calamitous
situation, upon the subject of fortitude and dejection, courage and
cowardice; and, notwithstanding the serious aspect of affairs, found
myself listening to the suggestions of pride: What a paltry thing to
yield, while strength is left to struggle! Vanity herself had her hint,
and whispered, “Should I escape by an effort of my own, what a glorious
theme of exultation!” There were, I confess, transitory images in my
mind, which, co-operating with the natural attachment to
self-preservation, made me persevere, and resolve to do so, while one
vestige of hope was left for the mind to dwell on.

Observing, as I told you before, the people consulting together, and
resolving to join them, I made an effort to get to the lee shrouds,
where they were standing, or rather clinging; but before I could
accomplish it, I lost my hold, fell down the hatchway (the gratings
having been carried away with the long-boat), and was for some minutes
entangled there amongst a heap of packages, which the violent
fluctuations of the water had collected on the lee side. As the vessel
moved with the sea, and the water flowed in, the packages and I were
rolled together——sometimes one, sometimes another, uppermost; so that I
began to be apprehensive I should not be able to extricate myself: by
the merest accident, however, I grasped something that lay in my way,
made a vigorous spring, and gained the lee shrouds. Mr. HALL, who
followed me, in seizing the shrouds, came thump against me with such
violence that I could scarcely retain my hold of the rigging. Compelled
by the perilous situation in which I stood, I called out to him for
GOD’S sake to keep off, for that I was rendered quite breathless and
worn out: he generously endeavoured to make way for me, and, in doing
so, unfortunately lost his hold, and went down under the ship’s side.
Never, never shall I forget my sensations at this melancholy incident——I
would have given millions of worlds that I could have recalled the words
which made him move; my mind was wound up to the last pitch of anguish:
I may truly say, that this was the most bitter of all the bitter moments
of my life, compared with which the other circumstances of the shipwreck
seemed lessened——for I had insensibly acquired an unusual esteem and
warm attachment for him, and was doubtful whether, after being even the
innocent occasion of his falling, I ought to take further pains to
preserve my own life. All those sensations were passing with the
rapidity of lightning through my thoughts, when, as much to my
astonishment as to my joy, I saw him borne by a returning wave, and
thrown among the very packages from which I had but just before, with
such labour and difficulty, extricated myself——In the end he proved
equally fortunate, but after a much longer and harder struggle, and
after sustaining much more injury.

I once more changed my station, and made my way to the poop, where I
found myself rather more sheltered——I earnestly wished Mr. HALL to be
with me, whatever might be my ultimate fate——and beckoned to him to come
to me; but he only answered by shaking his head, in a feeble, desponding
manner——staring at the same time wildly about him: even his spirit was
subdued; and despair, I perceived, had begun to take possession of his
mind.

Being a little more at ease in my new station than I had been, before, I
had more time to deliberate, and more power to judge. I recollected,
that, according to the course of time, the day was far gone, and the
night quickly approaching: I reflected, that for any enterprize
whatsoever, day was much preferable to night; and above all I
considered, that the vessel could not hold long together——I therefore
thought, that the best mode I could adopt would be, to take to the water
with the first boyant thing I could see; and, as the wind and water both
seemed to run to the shore, to take my chance in that way of reaching
it. In pursuance of this resolution, I tore off my shirt, having before
that thrown off the other parts of my dress——I looked at my sleeve
buttons, in which was set the hair of my departed children——and, by an
involuntary act of the imagination, asked myself the question, “Shall I
be happy enough to meet them where I am now about to go?——shall those
dear last remains, too, become a prey to the devouring deep?”——In that
instant, reason, suspended by the horrors of the scene, gave way to
instinct; and I rolled my shirt up, and very carefully thrust it into a
hole between decks, with the wild hopes that the sleeve buttons might
yet escape untouched. Watching my opportunity, I saw a log of wood
floating near the vessel, and, waving my hand to Mr. HALL as a last
adieu, jumped after it. Here, again, I was doomed to aggravated
hardships——I had scarcely touched the log when, a great sea snatched it
from my hold: still as it came near me, I grasped at it ineffectually,
till at last it was completely carried away, but not before it had cut
and battered and bruised me in several places, and in a manner that at
any other time I should have thought dreadful.

Death seemed inevitable; and all that occurred to me now to do, was to
accelerate it, and get out of its pangs as speedily as possible; for,
though I knew how to swim, the tremendous surf rendered swimming
useless, and all hope from it would have been ridiculous. I therefore
began to swallow as much water as possible; yet, still rising by the
boyant principle of the waves to the surface, my former thoughts began
to recur; and whether it was that, or natural instinct, which survived
the temporary impressions of despair, I know not——but I endeavoured to
swim, which I had not done long, when I again discovered the log of wood
I had lost floating near me, and with some difficulty caught it: hardly
had it been an instant in my hands, when, by the same unlucky means, I
lost it again. I had often heard it said in Scotland, that if a man will
throw himself flat on his back in the water, lie quite straight and
stiff, and suffer himself to sink till the water gets into his ears, he
will continue to float so for ever: this occurred to me now, and I
determined to try the experiment; so I threw myself on my back in the
manner I have described, and left myself to the disposal of Providence;
nor was it long till I found the truth of the saying——for I floated with
hardly an effort, and began for the first time to conceive something
like hopes of preservation.

After lying in this manner, committed to the discretion of the tides, I
soon saw the vessel——saw that it was at a considerable distance behind
me. Liveliest hope began to play about my heart, and joy fluttered with
a thousand gay fancies in my mind: I began to form the favourable
conclusion, that the tide was carrying me rapidly to land from the
vessel, and that I should soon once more touch _terra firma_.

This expectation was a cordial that revived my exhausted spirits: I took
courage, and left myself still to the same all-directing Power that had
hitherto preserved me, scarcely doubting that I should soon reach the
land. Nor was I mistaken; for, in a short time more, without effort or
exertion, and without once turning from off my back, I found myself
strike against the sandy beach. Overjoyed, as you may well suppose, to
the highest pitch of transport at my providential deliverance, I made a
convulsive spring, and ran up a little distance on the shore; but was so
weak and worn down by fatigue, and so unable to clear my stomach of the
salt water with which it was loaded, that I suddenly grew deadly sick,
and apprehended that I had only exchanged one death for another; and in
a minute or two fainted away.




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That admirable man, and sagacious penetrating philosopher, Dr. FRANKLIN,
has left us, among innumerable instructions for the conduct of human
life, and for remedying many of the grievances of it, directions for
going a voyage at sea, and has particularly enforced the folly of
quitting ships hastily, and yielding, one’s self up to despair. I am
convinced, that nine tenths of the people who perish by shipwreck,
perish from the want of presence of mind, and sufficient fortitude to
bear them out. The unhappy Purser, who sat deliberately in a chair, and
suffered himself, without a struggle, to be carried overboard, is an
instance in point. The feeble conduct of the Captain and Crew is
another. Had he, instead of tearing his hair, raving, and acting the
part of a bedlamite, encouraged his men, and taken vigorous measures in
time; and had they, instead of whimpering prayers on their knees, and
whipping their images, made all clear, and prepared for the worst; in
short, had they, according to the moral of the old fable, put their
shoulder to the wheel, instead of calling on Hercules, it is not
impossible but the vessel might have been saved.

As for my part, the joy of escaping immediate death made me blind to the
other miseries of my situation. Naked, moneyless and friendless, upon an
unknown, and probably inhospitable coast, what reasonable cause had I to
rejoice? Perhaps the reverse. But that remains to be seen.

How long I continued in the swoon into which I had fallen, it is
impossible for me to tell; but, when I recovered, I found myself
surrounded by a guard of armed soldiers, sepoys, and pikemen. I knew
them immediately to be the troops of HYDER ALLI, and almost wished
myself back into the waves again. Looking round, I saw that the people
and effects that had been saved from the wreck were collected all
together along with me.

In this state we remained till it was dark. A Lascar[3] belonging to the
vessel, perceiving that my nakedness gave me great concern, tore into
two a piece of cloth which he had tied round his waist, and gave me one
part of it, which afforded a short apron. This simple act of a poor,
uninformed black man, whom Christian charity would call an idolater,
methought had more of the true and essential spirit of charity in it,
than half the ostentatious, parading newspaper public charities of
London——the slough of purse-proud vanity, and unwieldy bloated wealth.
Of all the acts of beneficence that I ever met with, it struck me the
most forcibly: it had kindness, disinterestedness and delicacy for its
basis; and I have never since thought of it without wishing that I could
meet the man, to reward him for his beneficence with a subsistence for
life. The lower order of people of a certain Country, I know, would
think a man in such circumstances as I was then in, a fitter object of
pleasantry than pity.

Footnote 3:

  Natives of India, employed sometimes as sailors, sometimes for
  inferior offices in the army, such as pitching tents, drawing guns,
  &c.

The vast quantity of salt water I had swallowed, still made me deadly
sick in the stomach: however, after some time, I threw it up, and got
great relief. I had hardly felt the comfortable effects of this, before
I was ordered to march: nine of us, all Lascars except myself, were
conveyed to a village at a few miles distance on the sea-side, where we
were for the night put into a square place, walled round, open to the
inclemency of the weather above and below, and filled with large logs of
wood; it blew most violently, and the rain fell in torrents——while not
one smooth plank could be found on which to stretch our fatigued and
wasted bodies. Thus, naked, sick, exhausted with fatigue and fasting,
drenched with wet, and unable to lie down, our misery might be supposed
to be incapable of increase. But, alas! where are the bounds which we
can set to human woe?——Thirst, that most dreadful of pains, occasioned
by the drenching with salt water, seized us: we begged, we entreated, we
clamoured for water; but the inhuman wretches, deaf to the groans and
screeches of their fellow-creatures, (for some grew delirious with the
agony of thirst), refused them even the cheap and miserable indulgence
of a drop of water!

The influence of the mind upon the body has been much insisted on by
philosophers and physicians, and I believe will be admitted by all wise
men. I was myself, in this instance, a striking proof of it; for, though
I had swallowed and thrown up so much salt water, and though my thirst
had exceeded any thing I had ever before felt——yet, finding that water
was not to be had or expected, I composed my mind to do without it,
diverted my thoughts from it by the contemplation of the many other
evils which beset me, and passed the night without that horrible agony
experienced by the others.

Indeed, a night of more exquisite horror cannot be imagined. The
thoughts of being a prisoner to HYDER ALLI, was, of itself, sufficient
to render me completely unhappy: but my utter want of clothes almost put
me beside myself; and lying exposed to the open air, where I was glad to
sit close to the Lascars to receive a little heat from their bodies, and
to hold open my mouth in order to catch a drop of the descending rain,
was a state that might be considered as the highest refinement upon
misery.

About four o’clock in the morning, a little cold rice was brought us to
eat, and water was dug out of a hole near the spot for us; but as all
things in this life are good or bad merely relatively, this wretched
fare was some refreshment to us. I was then removed to the ruins of a
toddy-hut,[4] separated from the rest, and a guard set over me. Here I
had full room for reflection, and could “meditate e’en to madness.” The
whole of my situation appeared before me with all its aggravating
circumstances of horror; and to any one who considers it, I believe I
will appear that it was hardly possible to fill the bitter cup of
calamity fuller. Oh! what were my thoughts! My family bereft of him on
whose efforts they were in a great measure to depend for support and
protection——you, then a little innocent cherub, appeared to my
distracted imagination twining round your mother’s neck, and, in infant
clamour, calling your father——while he, in a dreadful captivity,
compared with which even a cruel death were mercy, lay wasting, naked
and forlorn, perishing with the inclemency of the weather, wanting even
food fit for his support, and exposed to the scourge of every petty
tyrant that barbarous power might employ to guard him!——Such were my
reflections: they were in reason well founded; for there was no
probability of my being ever released, as my captivity was unlikely to
be known to my Country, or by my friends. In this state I was, when, to
my utter astonishment, and to my no less joy, the amiable companion of
my shipwreck, Mr. HALL, appeared before me. I scarcely knew how to think
his appearance reality, as I understood that the Lascars then along with
me were all that were saved from the wreck; and he was, at the time I
parted from him, so exhausted both in body and mind, that I thought he
would be the last who could escape. He, however, shook me by the hand;
and, sitting down, told me that he had given me up for lost, and
remained with the vessel until the tide, having ebbed, left her almost
dry——that, immediately on getting ashore, and being taken prisoner, he
made inquiries about me, and heard that I had been saved——that, finding
this, his joy was such as to make him almost forget his own
misfortunes——and, exerting all his entreaties not to be separated from
me, they had been so far indulgent to him, and had brought him to me,
that we might be companions in bondage. He added, that out of eleven
Europeans and fifty-six Lascars who were on board; only he and I of the
former, and fourteen of the latter, were saved from the wreck, the rest
having been drowned in the attempt, excepting some who, overcome with
terror, anguish and anxiety, and exhausted with fatigue, had bid a
formal adieu to their companions, let go their hold, and calmly and
voluntarily given themselves up to the deep.

Footnote 4:

  A small temporary hut, where _toddy_ (a liquor extracted from the
  cocoa-nut tree) is sold.

I here took occasion to remark to him, what I have already said to you,
that thousands lose their lives for want of perseverance, fortitude, and
courage, to preserve them——Had the English Purser collected courage
enough to hold fast till the tide ebbed, he might have been safe on
shore as we were, as he was superior to either of us in bodily strength.

“Ah! my friend!” said he, shaking his head despondingly——“is he worse
where he is? I doubt whether death is not far preferable to our present
prospects.”

“Come, come,” said I, perceiving he was melancholy, though I myself
laboured under all the horrors he expressed——“come, let us not think;
all will yet be well: I foresee it will; and you must know I have
something of the prophet in my nature——perhaps the second sight.” I then
told him my presentiments on leaving Goa, which much astonished
him——still more when I acquainted him with the formal acts I had done in
consequence thereof, by Mr. HENSHAW’S advice, and with his privity.

In fact, our joy at meeting was reciprocally great, and in some respect
cheered us for the time under all our miseries in hand, and the dreary
prospect of those yet to come.

Perceiving that he stood as much in need of relief as I did when the
Lascar relieved me by dividing his cloth, I took mine off, tore it in
two, and gave him half of it: you may well conceive our misery from
this, if other circumstances were wanting; that such a thing as a rag of
linen, not worth six pence, was a very material accommodation to us
both.




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Your Letter, occasioned by the account of my shipwreck and subsequent
disaster, gave me, my amiable boy! as great pleasure as those disasters
gave me pain. Your account, too, of JOHN’S bursting into tears on the
reading of it to him, had almost a similar effect upon myself: and I
trust in the Almighty Disposer of Events, that that excellent turn of
mind will be so fashioned by the education I give you, as to make it the
source of boundless gratification and true greatness (by which I mean
goodness) here, and of never-fading felicity hereafter. You say you
cannot account for it, but you found more happiness at my escape, than
misery at my misfortunes. I hail that circumstance as the strongest mark
of perfect excellence of disposition. A great Moral Philosopher has laid
it down as a maxim, that it is the surer mark of a good heart to
sympathise with joy than with sorrow; and this instance only comes in
aid of that opinion of you which my fond hopes have always nourished.

At the same time I must declare to you, that my pleasure at escaping
shipwreck was by no means as great as the agony my mind underwent at the
prospect now before me was poignant. I have already said; and indeed
with truth, that I should have with much greater pleasure embraced
death: I, who had been already some years in India, and had
opportunities of hearing, as well from my Father as from other Officers
in the Service, what the disposition of the Tyrant in whose power I had
now fallen was, knew too well the horrors of my situation to feel
anything like hope. The unmerciful disposition of HYDER, and all those
in authority under him, and the cruel policy of the Eastern Chiefs,
making the life of any one, particularly a British prisoner, at the best
a precarious tenure, I did not know the moment when death might be
inflicted upon me with perhaps a thousand aggravating circumstances: and
at all events, the affairs which demanded my presence in India so very
importunately as to urge me to all the fatigues and hardships of a
passage over land, were, of themselves, sufficient to make my mind
uneasy; but the abject state of want and nakedness in which it seemed I
was likely to remain, struck a deep and damp horror to my heart, and
almost unman’d me.

Mr. HALL and I, however, endeavoured with all our might to stem the
headlong torrent of our fate——Melancholy preyed deeply and openly upon
him, while I concealed mine, and endeavoured to cheer the sinking
spirits of that noble youth, who, I perceived, was the prey rather of
extreme sensibility than feebleness of mind. All the horrors of
shivering nakedness, though, to a mind delicate like his, and a person
reared in the lap of luxury, sufficiently goading, appeared as nothing
when compared with one loss he had sustained in the depredations with
which shipwreck is constantly followed up. In the cruel suspense between
life and death, which I have already described, previous to my getting
on shore, this amiable young man had secured and treasured next his
heart, as the inseparable companion of his fate, a miniature portrait of
a young Lady: it hung round his neck, and was, by the unfeeling villains
who seized him on his landing, taken away. This cruel deprivation was an
incessant corrosive to his mind——the copious source of anguish to his
heart——the hourly theme of the most pathetic, afflicting exclamations.
“Had I,” he would cry, “oh! had I had but the good fortune to have gone
to the bottom while yet it hung about my neck, I should have been happy:
but now, separated from the heavenly original, and bereft of the
precious image, what is life? what would be life were I yet sure of it?
What pleasure, what common content, has the world left for me? None——oh!
none, none! Never shall this heart again know comfort!”

I did every thing I could to console him, and, as far as I could,
prevent him from dwelling on those gloomy subjects. Our conversations
were interesting and pathetic; but, alas! the picture, at every pause,
chased away the slight impressions of the preceding converse: no
sufferings of the body could countervail that loss——no consolation
mitigate it; and amidst the horrid reflections which unparalleled
calamity imposed upon his mind, the loss of that one dear relic rose
paramount to all——and as every thought began, so it ended, with the
picture.

For some days we lay in this place, exposed to the weather, without even
the slender comfort of a little straw to cover the ground beneath
us——our food, boiled rice, served very sparingly twice a-day by an old
woman, who just threw a handful or more of it to each upon a very dirty
board, which we devoured with those spoons Nature gave us.

At the end of that time, we, and, along with us, the Lascars, were
ordered to proceed into the country, and drove on foot to a considerable
distance, in order to render up an account of ourselves to persons
belonging to Government, authorised to take it. It was advanced in the
morning when we moved, without receiving any sort of sustenance; and
were marched in that wasting climate eight hours, without breaking our
fast; during which time we were exposed alternately to the scorching
heat of the sun and heavy torrents of rain, which raised painful
blisters on our skin: we had often to stand exposed to the weather, or
to lie down, under the pressure of fatigue and weakness, on the bare
ground; then wait an hour, or more, at the door of some insolent,
unfeeling monster, until he finished his dinner, or took his afternoon’s
nap; and when this was over, drove forward with wanton barbarity by the
people who attended us.

You, my FREDERICK! who only know the mild and merciful disposition of
the People of Great Britain, where government, religion, and long habit,
have reduced charity and benevolence so completely to a system that they
seem to be innate principles of the mind, can have no conception of a
People who will not only look upon the worst human afflictions with
indifference, but take a savage delight in the miseries of their
fellow-creatures, even where no possible advantage can be reaped from
their inhumanity, and where the only reward they can propose to
themselves for their cruelty is the pleasure of contemplating human
sufferings.

Such, sorry am I to say it, is the disposition of some parts of the East
Indies that I have been in: and although those parts under the dominion
of Great Britain owe their emancipation from the most galling yokes to
the English——and though, under their auspices, they live in a state of
greater happiness than ever they did, and greater freedom even than
Britons themselves——yet such is the wicked ingratitude of many of them,
such the inflexible animosity arising from a contradictory religion,
that the death or suffering of an Englishman, or any misfortune that may
befal him, often serves only as matter of sport or amusement to them. It
would be well if it rested there——but unfortunately they are worse
again; for in general they have the like coldness and indifference, or
indeed, to speak more properly, the like aversion, to each other’s good;
and the same diabolical principles of selfishness and treachery pervade
the greater number in those vast regions, almost boundless in extent,
and almost matchless in fertility.

Two days after this, we were moved again, and marched up the country by
a long and circuitous route, in which we underwent every hardship that
cruelty could inflict, or human fortitude endure——now blistered with the
heat, now drenched with the rain, and now chilled with the night
damps——destitute of any place but the bare earth to rest or lay our
heads on, with only a scanty pittance of boiled rice for our
support——often without water to quench our thirst, and constantly goaded
by the guards, who pricked us with their bayonets every now and then, at
once to evince their power, entertain the spectators, and mortify us. We
arrived at Hydernagur, the metropolis of the province of Biddanore——a
fort of considerable strength, mounting upwards of seventy guns,
containing a large garrison of men, and possessed of immense wealth.

It was about two o’clock in the morning when we arrived at Biddanore:
the day was extremely hot, and we were kept out under the full heat of
that broiling sun till six o’clock in the evening, before we were
admitted to an audience of the Jemadar, or Governor of the place,
without having a mouthful of victuals offered to us after the fatiguing
march of the morning.

While we stood in this forlorn state, a vast concourse of people
collected about, and viewed us with curiosity. Looking round through
those who stood nearest, I observed some men gazing at me with strong
marks of emotion, and a mixture of wonder and concern pourtrayed in
their countenances. Surprised to see such symptoms of humanity in a
Mysorian Indian, I looked at them with more scrutinizing attention, and
thought that their faces were familiar to me. Catching my eye, they
looked at me significantly, as though they would express their regard
and respect for me, if they dared; and I then began to recollect that
they were formerly privates in my regiment of cavalry, and were then
prisoners at large with HYDER.

I was not less surprised that those poor fellows should recognise me in
my present miserable fallen state, than affected at the sympathetic
feeling they disclosed. I returned their look with a private nod of
recognition; but, seeing that they were afraid to speak to me, and
fearing I might injure them by disclosing our acquaintance, I forbore
any thing more. The guilty souls of despotic Governments are perpetually
alive to suspicion: every look alarms them; and alarm or suspicion never
fails to be followed up with proscription or death.

Men, when in the fullness of power and pride of office, very seldom give
themselves time to reflect upon the instability of human greatness, and
the uncertainty of earthly contingencies. When, invested with all the
trappings of authority, I commanded the regiment to which those poor
fellows belonged, I would have thought that he spoke wildly indeed who
would have alledged that it was possible I could ever become an object
of their pity——that I should stand naked and degraded before them, and
they be afraid to acknowledge me: but, though I should have thought so
then, it was yet some comfort to me, when that unfortunate event did
come to pass, to reflect, that, when in power, I made such use of it as
to excite emotions in their bosoms of affection and respect. Did the
tyrant and overbearing insolent Chiefs consider this, and govern
themselves by its instructions, they would go into the field with the
consoling reflection, that no gun would be levelled at their head except
that of the common enemy——a thing that does not always happen.




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                              LETTER XLIX.

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Had we been made prisoners of war in battle against an enemy, there is
no law of Nature or Nations, no rule of reason or principle of equity,
that could palliate such treatment as that which we now received: but,
cast by misfortune and shipwreck on their shore, we were entitled to
solace and protection. The worst wretches who hang out false beacons on
the Western Coasts of England, to allure ships to their destruction,
would not be cruel without temptation; and, if they did not expect to
gain some profit by it, would rather decline knocking their
fellow-creatures in the head: but those barbarians, without any profit
but what a malignant heart derives from the miseries of others, or any
pleasure but what proceeds from their pain, exercised upon us the most
wanton cruelty. Compared with such treatment, instant death would have
been an act of mercy to us; and we should have had reason to bless the
hand that inflicted it.

Mortifications of one sort or other——the incessant torturing of the mind
on the rack of suspense——the injuries to the animal system, occasioned
by constant exposure to the weather, and the want of food——all conspired
to reduce me to the dimensions and feebleness of a skeleton. I had grown
daily weaker and weaker, and was now nearly exhausted, and quite faint;
while, on the other hand, my amiable companion in affliction was reduced
by a dysentery, which attacked him soon after our shipwreck, and which
the torments of his mind, the want of medicine and comfortable food,
and, above all, the alternate violent changes from profuse perspiration
in walking to chilling cold at night, had increased to such an alarming
degree, that he was obliged to be carried the two last days journey:——In
this state, we appeared to each other as two spectres hanging over the
brink of the grave: and in truth, perceiving, the rapid progress he was
making to his dissolution, I was affected to a degree, that, while it
really exasperated my own worn-down state, deprived me of all attention
to the rapid decline I was falling into, and almost entirely engrossed
my care. In my progress through life, I have had occasion to try several
men, and have found among them many who were every thing that a good
heart could wish to find: but this young Gentleman had at once so much
suavity and spirit——such gentleness and fortitude——his sufferings (those
of his mind, as well as those of his body) were so exquisite, and he
bore them with such meekness, tempered by such uninterrupted good
humour, and concealed and managed with so much delicacy, that I do not
transgress the bounds of truth when I say I never met one who so
entirety interested my feelings, and attached my friendship so
unalterably, upon principles of instinctive impulse as well as reason.
Impelled by the irresistible claims he had upon my approbation and
esteem, I entered with all the warmth, of a brother into his sufferings,
and can assert with truth that they constituted the severest trials I
underwent during my whole imprisonment.

While we stood in the court, waiting to be brought before the Jemadar,
we presented at spectacle that would have wrung pity, one would think,
from the heart of a tiger, if a tiger was endued with reflection. At
length we were summoned to appear before him, and brought into his
presence. I had made up my mind for the occasion——determined to deport
myself in a manly, candid manner——and to let no consideration whatsoever
lead me to any thing disgraceful to my real character, or unworthy my
situation in life; and, finally, had prepared myself to meet, without
shrinking, whatever misfortunes might yet be in store for me, or
whatever cruelties the barbarous disposition or wicked policy of the
Tyrant might think proper to inflict.

On entering, we found the Jemadar in full Durbar.[5] He was then
occupied with the reading of dispatches, and in transacting other public
business. We were placed directly opposite to him, where we stood for
near an hour, during which time he never cast his eyes towards us: but
when at last he had concluded the business in which he was engaged, and
deigned to look at us, we were ordered to prostrate ourselves before
him: the Lascars immediately obeyed the order, and threw themselves on
the ground; but I contented myself with making a salam, in which poor
Mr. HALL, who knew not the Eastern manner as I did followed my example.

Footnote 5:

  Court.

As soon as this ceremony was over, the Jemadar (who was no other man
than the famous HYAT SAHIB that has made some noise in the history of
that war) began to question me. He desired to know, who I was?——what my
profession was?——what was the cause and manner of my approaching the
country of HYDER ALLI?——To all those questions I gave answers that
seemed to satisfy him. He then asked me, what news I had brought with me
from Europe?——inquired into the state of the army, and number of
recruits dispatched in, the ships of that season——was minute and
circumstantial in his questions respecting the nature and success of the
war in Europe——and examined me closely, touching the resources of the
East India Company. I saw his drift, and was cautious and circumspect in
my answers, and at the same time contrived to speak with an air of
candour that in some sort satisfied him.

Having exhausted his whole string of questions, he turned the discourse
to another subject——no less than his great and puissant Lord and Master,
HYDER, of whom he had endeavoured to impress me with a great, if not
terrible idea——amplifying his power, his wealth, and the extent and
opulence of his dominions——and describing to me, in the most exaggerated
terms, the number of his troops——his military talents——his vast, and,
according to his account, unrivalled genius——his amazing abilities in
conquering and governing Nations——and, above all, his many amiable
qualities, and splendid endowments of heart, no less than understanding.

Having thus, with equal zeal and fidelity, endeavoured to impress me
with veneration for his Lord and Master, and for that purpose attributed
to him every perfection that may be supposed to be divided among all the
Kings and Generals that have lived since the birth of CHRIST, and given
each their due, he turned to the English Government, and endeavoured to
demonstrate to me the folly and inutility of our attempting to resist
his progress, which he compared to that of the sea, to a tempest, to a
torrent, to a lion’s pace and fury——to every thing that an Eastern
imagination could suggest as a figure proper to exemplify grandeur and
irresistible power. He then vaunted of his Sovereign’s successes over
the English, some of which I had not heard of before, and did not
believe; and concluded by alluring me, that it was HYDER’S determination
to drive all Europeans from Indostan, which he averred he could not fail
to do, considering the weakness of the one, and boundless power of the
other. This part of HYAT SAHIB’S discourse is well worth your
remembering, as it will serve to make a very diverting contrast with his
subsequent conduct.

After having expended near half an hour in this manner, he called upon
me to come over near him, and caused me to seat myself upon a mat with a
pillow to lean upon——encouraged me, by every means he could, by the most
gentle accents, and the most soothing, mollifying language, to speak to
him without the least reserve——exhorted me to tell him the truth in
every thing we spoke of——and hinted to me, that my falling into his
hands might turn out the most fortunate event of my life.

I was at a loss to what motive to attribute all those singular marks of
indulgence; but found that he had learned whose son I was, and knew my
father by reputation from the prisoners, our Sepoys, who were now
prisoners at large here: and as rank and office are the chief
recommendation in the East, as well as elsewhere, or rather much more
than any where else, the sagacious HYAT SAHIB found many claims to
esteem and humanity in me as the son of a Colonel CAMPBELL, which he
never would have found in me had I been the son of a plain humble farmer
or tradesman in England.

After a full hour’s audience, in which HYAT SAHIB treated me with
distinguished marks of his favour, considering my situation, he
dismissed me with the ceremony of beetle-nut,[6] rose-water, and other
compliments, which are in that country held as the strongest marks of
politeness, respect, and good-will.

Leaving the Durbar, I was led to the inner fort or citadel: and the
officious zeal of those about me, unwilling to let me remain ignorant of
that which they conceived to be a most fortunate turn in my affairs,
gave the _coup de grace_ to my miseries as I went along, by
congratulating me on the favourable opinion which the Jemadar had formed
of me, and intimating at the same time that I would soon be honoured
with a respectable command in HYDER’S service.

If I was miserable before, this intimation entirely destroyed the last
remnant of peace or hope. I was determined to die a thousand deaths
sooner than serve any State hostile to Great Britain——but still more a
Tyrant, whose country, nature and principles I detested, and could never
think of without the greatest horror; and I judged, that if such an
offer should be made, and I refused it, my life would fall a sacrifice
to their rage and disappointment, or at least I should live a life of
imprisonment, and never more behold country, family, friends,
connections, or any thing that I valued in life.

Footnote 6:

  An aromatic nut which the East Indians chew: it is warm and
  astringent, and considered by them a great restorative.

That night the Jemadar sent me an excellent supper, of not less than six
dishes, from his own table; and although I had been so long famishing
with the want of wholesome food, the idea of being enlisted in the
service of HYDER struck me with such horror, that I lost all appetite,
and was scarcely able to eat a mouthful. Mr. HALL and I, however, were
separated from the Lascars, who were released, and forced to work.

Notwithstanding the favourable intentions manifested towards me by the
Jemadar, as I have already mentioned, no mark of it whatsoever appeared
in our lodging. This consisted of a small place, exactly the size of our
length and breadth, in the zig-zag of one of the gates of the citadel:
it was open in front, but covered with a kind of a shed on the top; and
a number of other prisoners were about us: each of us was allowed a mat
and pillow, and this formed the whole of our local accommodations. Upon
my remarking it, we were told, that in conformity to the custom of the
Circar,[7] we must be treated so for some time; but that our
accommodations would afterwards be extended; and made more agreeable to
our wishes: even this was better than our situation since we landed.

In addition to this luxury, we were allowed to the value of four pence
halfpenny a day for our maintenance; and a guard of Sepoys was put over
us and a few more prisoners, one of whom was directed to go and purchase
our victuals, and do such like offices for us.

Footnote 7:

  Country or Province.

This guard was changed every week——a strong mark of the suspicious and
wary tempers of those people, who could fear intrigues and cabals
between wretched prisoners like us and their soldiers.

In two or three days after this, HYAT SAHIB sent for me, treated me with
great kindness, gave me some tea, and furnished me with two or three
shirts, an old coat, and two pairs of breeches, which were stripped from
the dead bodies that were thrown ashore from the wrecks——every thing
that was saved from it being sent to Bidanore. At this interview he
treated me with great respect——gave me, besides the articles already
mentioned, thirty rupees——and, upon my going away, told me that in a few
days a very flattering proposal would be made to me, and that my
situation would be rendered not only comfortable, but enviable.

It is impossible for me to express to you, my dear FREDERICK! the horror
I felt at the idea of this intended proposal——for I knew but too well
what it meant. It was the source of bitter misery to my mind:
nevertheless, I determined to resist every effort that should be made,
whether blandishment, intreaty, or menace——to lay down my life itself,
though in obscurity, with honour——and to carry along with me, go where I
would, the consciousness of having done my duty.

I have in the course of my life met with many people, who, under the
plausible pretext of liberality and greatness of mind, have called
themselves Citizens of the World, and declared that the Country where
they lived, be that what Country it might, was their’s, and demanded
their allegiance and protection: but I have always shrewdly suspected,
that such men act from a consciousness of being outcasts of their own
Country——and, scorned and rejected by their fellow-citizens, would
retaliate by affecting to deny their natural attachment. There are men
who neither love father, mother, sister, brother, or connection: such,
however, are, thank GOD! very thinly sown in this world; but, except it
be a few such unnatural people, I am convinced that there is no one
whose heart does not confess the patriotic passion, and burn with a
flame, more or less ardent, of love for his Country. My predilections
that way are naturally strong, and I am now happy to reflect that I
evinced them by the most unequivocal proofs: had I not, I were indeed,
in my own opinion, fit for any punishment, however ignominious; and to
all such as lift their arms against their Country, as to Parricides, I
will say, in the words of the Poet,

            “Never pray more—abandon all remorse:
             On horror’s head, horrors accumulate;
             Do deeds to make Heaven weep—all earth amaz’d;
             For nothing can’st thou to damnation add,
             Greater than that.”




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On the evening of that day on which the Jemadar HYAT SAHIB had honoured
me with an audience, given me clothes and money, and informed me that a
proposal, which he called flattering, would be made to me, I was sent
for to attend, not at the Durbar, but at the house of a man high in
office. As I expected to meet HYAT SAHIB himself, and trembled at the
thoughts of his expected proposition, I was surprised, and indeed
pleased, to find that it was with one of his people only I was to have a
conference. This man, whose name I now forget, received me with great
kindness, encouraged me, made me sit down with him, and began to speak
of HYAT SAHIB, whom he extolled to the skies, as a person endowed with
every great and amiable quality; informing me at the same time, that he
was possessed of the friendship and confidence of his Master, HYDER
ALLI, in a greater degree than any other person——TIPPOO SAHIB, his own
son, not excepted: he then gave me the private history of HYAT——saying,
that he was born a Gentoo Prince, of one of the provinces of the Malabar
coast, which had fallen beneath the irresistible arms of HYDER, and had
been by him annexed to the vast Mysorean Empire. HYAT, he said, was then
only a boy of eleven or twelve years of age, of a most promising genius,
and a quickness of mind unusually met with in one of those tender years.
HYDER, who was in all respects a man of unrivalled penetration, thought
he saw in the boy that which, if properly cultivated, would turn out of
vast use to a State; and as, in all Mahomedan Governments, unconnected,
isolated boys, oft-times slaves, are bred up in the Seraglio to succeed
to the great offices of the State, HYDER adopted the boy, had him made a
Mahomedan, and, in fact, treated him as if he had been the issue of his
own loins, and brought him up with all the affection and tenderness of a
fond parent. I am the more particular in stating this part of HYAT’S
history to you, as some respectable Historians, deceived by erroneous
report, have said that he was the illegitimate offspring of HYDER. The
Sultan, however, was not disappointed in the expectations he had formed;
for HYAT SAHIB had, in zeal, fidelity and attachment, as well as in
intellectual faculties and talents for governing, even surpassed the
warmest hopes of his Master.

Having given me this concise account of the Jemadar, he proceeded to
inform me, that the Arcot Sepoys, whom I have before mentioned to you,
had discovered to HYAT SAHIB who I was, given him a full account of my
family, and informed him that I had commanded a regiment of cavalry in
the service of the Nabob of Arcot, together with a corps of infantry and
artillery attached to it. In consequence of this report, HYAT SAHIB, he
said, had interested himself very warmly in my favour, and expressed an
anxious desire to render me a service.

Thus far the discourse pleased me. Nothing was said in it to give me
alarm; on the contrary, I indulged a hope, that, knowing my rank, and
the rank of my father, he would no longer entertain a hope of my
entering into the service of HYDER, and, for the time I was to be
imprisoned, treat me with suitable indulgence. But I flattered myself
too soon; or, as the old saying is, “reckoned without my host.”

When he had finished his history of HYAT SAHIB, which he overcharged
with fulsome panegyric, he told me, with a face full of that triumphant
importance which one who thinks he is conferring a great favour
generally assumes, that it was the intention of HYAT SAHIB, for and on
behalf of his master the Sultan, to give me the command of five thousand
men——an offer which he supposed I could not think of declining, and
therefore expected no other answer but a profusion of thanks, and strong
manifestations of joy on my part.

It is not possible for me to describe to you my dismay at this formal
proposal, or pourtray to you the various emotions that took possession
of my breast. Resentment had its share——the pride of the Soldier, not
unaccompanied with the pride of Family and Rank, while it urged me to
spurn from me such a base accommodation, made me consider the offer as a
great insult. I therefore paused a little, to suppress my feelings; and
then told him my firm resolution, never to accept of such a proposal;
and upon his expressing great astonishment at my declining a station so
fraught with advantage, I laid down, in the best manner I could, my
reasons; and I must say, that he listened to all the objections I
started with great patience; but, in the conclusion, said he had little
doubt of finding means to overcome my reluctance.

He dismissed me for the present, and I returned to my prison, where I
related to my companion, Mr. HALL, every thing that passed between us:
we canvassed the matter fully, and he agreed with me, that it was likely
to turn out a most dreadful and cruel persecution. It was on this
occasion that I first felt the truth of the principle, that persecution
never fails to be subversive of its own end, and to promote that which
it is intended to destroy. There is, in the human mind, an innate
abhorrence of compulsion; and persecution always gives new strength and
elasticity to the soul; and at last, when strained to its utmost extent,
makes Man surmount difficulties which at first seem to be beyond the
reach of humanity.

Piqued by the idea of persecution, I began to feel a degree of
enthusiasm which I was before a stranger to: I looked forward, with a
kind of gloomy pleasure, to the miseries that brutal tyranny might
inflict upon me, even to death itself; and already began to indulge the
exultation of martyrdom. “No,” said I, “my dear HALL! never will I
tarnish the character of a British Soldier——never will I disgrace my
blood or my profession——never shall an act of mine sully the pure fame
of my revered Father——never shall any sufferings of mine, however
poignant, or worldly advantage, however seductive, tempt me to do that
which his noble spirit would regard with horror or contempt. I may, and
I foresee I must be miserable; but I never will be base or degenerate!”
Indeed, I had wrought myself up to such a pitch of firmness, that I am
persuaded the most exquisite and refined cruelties which the ingenuity
of an Iroquois Indian could have inflicted on my body, would have been
utterly incapable of bending the stubborn temper of my mind.

The place in which we were lodged was situated in a way not very
favourable to our feelings. Just within sight of it, the Commandant of
the citadel held a Court——by him yclep’d a Court of Justice——where the
most mocking, barbarous cruelties were hourly exercised——most of them
for the purpose of extorting money, and compelling the discovery of
hidden, or suppositious hidden treasures. Indeed, five sixths of those
who suffered were of this description; and the process pursued was as
artful as barbarous: they first began with caresses, then proceeded to
examination and cross-examination, thence to threats, thence to
punishment, and, finally, to the most cruel tortures.

Directly opposite to us, was imprisoned an unfortunate person, who had
for years been a close captive, and the sport and subject of those
enormities. He was a man once of the highest rank in the Country where
now he was a prisoner: for a series of years he had been Governor and
sole Manager of the whole province of Bidanore. This was during the
reign of the last Rana, or Queen, whose family had been Sovereigns of
the Country for time immemorial, till HYDER made a conquest of, and
annexed it to his other usurpations. Unfortunately for him, he was
supposed to have amassed and secreted enormous treasures, in consequence
of which he had already undergone the fiery ordeal of torture several
times. He was supposed to have produced, from first to last, about
fifteen lacks of pagodas; and then, in the course of eighteen months,
was degraded gradually, from the high respect in which he was at first
held, down to a most abject state——threatened, flogged, punished in a
variety of ways, and, finally, put to the most cruel tortures. I myself
saw him treated with the highest degree of respect, and afterwards
brought to the lowest stage of misery and humiliation. One thing,
however, I must not forget, is the fortitude with which he and all of
them bore their punishment: it was truly heroic——indeed, beyond all
belief. Nothing could surpass it, except the skill and inventive
ingenuity which the barbarians exhibited in striking out new modes of
torture. My soul sickened with horror at the sight: the amiable HALL
could worse support it than his own miseries, and lost all that
fortitude, in his feeling for others’ misfortunes, which he displayed in
so unbounded a share in his own: and often, very often, we found the
rigour and severity of our own situation utterly forgotten in our
anguish and sympathy for the sufferings of others. Never shall I forget
it: never shall I think without horror of the accursed policy and wicked
tyranny of the Eastern Governments, where every sense of humanity is
extinguished, and Man, more merciless than the tiger, riots in the blood
of his fellow-creatures without cause.

Mr. HALL, notwithstanding the various sufferings both of mind and body
which he had undergone, began to recruit, and get a little better; and
this circumstance, of itself, diffused a flow of spirits over me that
contributed to my support. We consoled each other by every means we
could devise——sometimes indulging in all the luxury of woe——sometimes
rallying each other, and, with ill-dissembled sprightliness, calling on
the Goddess EUPHROSYNE to come with her “_quirps and cranks, and
wreathed smiles_:” but, alas! the mountain nymph, sweet LIBERTY, was far
away, and the Goddess shunned our abode. We however began to conceive
that we might form a system for our relief, and, by a methodical
arrangement, entrench ourselves from the assaults of grief: to this end,
we formed several resolutions, and entered into certain
engagements——such as, never to repine at our fate, _if we could_——to
draw consolation from the more dreadful lot of others, _if we
could_;——and to encourage hope——hope that comes to all; and, on the
whole, to confine our conversation as much as possible to subjects of an
agreeable nature: but these, like many other rules which we lay down for
the conduct of life, were often broken by necessity, and left us to
regret the fallibility of all human precautionary systems.

The youth and strength of Mr. HALL was to the full as adequate as mine
to the support of any personal hardship: his intellectual powers were
excellent, his temper incomparable, and his fortitude unparalleled; yet
could I see, that something more than appeared upon the surface wrought
within him, and gnawed his heart with hidden pain. United as we were by
sentiment, as well as by parity of suffering, I felt for him too deeply,
not to have an interesting curiosity to know what it was that preyed
upon his mind: we had now been, months together, fellow-sufferers; and I
thought myself not without some claim to his confidence——I told him so,
and desired him to impart to me his story; which he, with his accustomed
suavity and condescension, agreed to——assuring me that it was not such a
story as could requite the trouble of hearing it, or interest any one
but himself, or some very warm friend indeed: such, however, he added,
he took me to be; and, as such, would tell it to me. I think it,
however, worth relating, and will give it to you in his own words; and,
though it be very short, must defer the relation to another Letter.




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Mr. HALL having, as I told you in my last, obligingly agreed to favour
me with a relation of his story, I now give it to you as nearly in his
own words as 1 can remember them. He proceeded thus:


“Although you are now, my dear friend! a witness to my being the most
perfectly wretched of all created beings, yet the time is not long past
when fortune smiled upon and gave me promise of as much happiness as Man
in this wretched vale of tears is allowed by his circumscribed nature to
hope for. I have seen the time, when each revolving sun rose to usher me
to a day of joy, and set to consign me to a night of undisturbed
repose——when the bounties of Nature, and the productions of Art, were
poured with the profusion of fond paternal affection into my lap——when
troops of friends hailed my rising prospects——when health and peace made
this person their uninterrupted abode——and when the most benignant love
that ever blessed a mortal filled up the measure of my bliss. Yes,
CAMPBELL! it was once my happiness, though now, alas! the source of
poignant misery, to be blessed with the best parents that ever watched
over the welfare of a child——with friends, too, who loved me, and whom
my heart cherished——and——O GOD! do I think of her, and yet retain my
senses——with the affections of a young lady, than whom Providence, in
the fullness of its power and bounty to Mankind, never formed one more
lovely, one more angelic in person, more heavenly in disposition, more
rich in intellectual endowments. Alas! my friend, will you, can you
pardon those warm ebullitions of a fond passion? will you for a moment
enter into my feelings, and make allowance for those transports? But how
can you? Your friendship and pity may indeed induce you to excuse this
interruption; but, to sympathise truly, and feel as I feel, you must
have known the charming girl herself.

“My father, though he did not move in the very first walk of life, held
the rank of a Gentleman by birth and education, and was respectable, not
only as a man of considerable property, but as a person who knew how to
turn the gifts of fortune to their best account: he was generous without
prodigality, and charitable without ostentation: he was allowed by all
who knew him to be the most tender of husbands——the most zealous and
sincere of friends; and I can bear witness to his being the best of
parents. As long as I can remember to have been able to make a remark,
the tenderness of both my father and mother knew no bounds: I seemed to
occupy all their thoughts, all their attention; and in a few years, as I
thank GOD I never made an unsuitable return for their affection, it
increased to such a degree, that their existence seemed to hang upon
mine.

“To make as much of a child so beloved as his natural talents would
allow, no expence was spared in my education: from childhood, every
instruction that money could purchase, and every allurement to learn
that fondness could suggest, were bestowed upon me; while my beloved
father, tracing the advances I made with the magnifying eye of
affection, would hang over me in rapture, and enjoy by anticipation the
fame and honours that, overweening fondness suggested to him, must one
day surround me. These prejudices, my dear friend! arising from the
excess of natural affection, are excuseable, if not amiable, and deserve
a better fate than disappointment. Alas! my honoured father, you little
knew——and, oh! may you never know, what sort of fame, what sort of
honours, await your child! May the anguish he endures, and his most
calamitous fate, never reach your ears!——for, too well I know, ’twould
give a deadly wrench to your heart, and precipitate you untimely to your
grave.

“Thus years rolled on; during which, time seemed to have added new wings
to his flight, so quickly did they pass. Unmarked by any of those
sinister events that parcel out the time in weary stages to the
unfortunate, it slid on unperceived; and an enlargement in my size, and
an increase of knowledge, were all I had to inform me that eighteen
years had passed away.

“It was at this time that I first found the smooth current of my
tranquillity interrupted, and the tide of my feelings swelled and
agitated, by the accession of new streams of sensation——In short, I
became a slave to the delicious pains of Love; and, after having borne
them in concealment for a long time, at length collected courage to
declare it. Frankness and candour were among the virtues of my beloved:
she listened to protestations of affection, and, rising above the little
arts of her sex, avowed a reciprocal attachment. The measure of my bliss
seemed now to be full: the purity of my passion was such, that the
thoughts of the grosser animal desires never once occurred; and happy in
loving, and in being beloved, we passed our time in all the innocent
blandishments which truly virtuous Love inspires, without our
imagination roaming even for an instant into the wilds of sensuality.

“As I was to inherit a genteel, independent fortune, my father proposed
to breed me up to a learned profession——the Law; rather to invigorate
and exercise my intellects, and as a step to rank in the State, than for
mere lucrative purposes. I was put to one of the Universities, with an
allowance suited to his intentions towards me; and was immediately to
have been sent to travel for my further improvement, when an unforeseen
accident happened, which completely crushed all my father’s views,
dashed the cup of happiness from my lips, and brought me ultimately to
that deplorable state in which you have now the misfortune to be joined,
along with me.

“It was but a few months antecedent to my embarking for the Eastern
World, that my father, whom I had for some time with sorrow observed
thoughtful, studious and melancholy, took me into his study, and,
seizing my hand, and looking earnestly into my face, while his
countenance betrayed the violent agitation of his mind, asked me
emphatically, if I thought I had fortitude to bear the greatest possible
calamity? I was horror-struck at his emotion, accompanied by such a
question——but replied, I hoped I had. He then asked me, if I had
affection enough for him to forgive him if he was the cause of it? I
answered, that the idea connected with the word _forgiveness_, was that
which I could never be brought by any earthly circumstance to apply to
my father; but begged him at once to disclose the worst to me——as, be it
what it might, my misery could not surpass what I then felt from the
mysterious manner in which he then spoke.

“He then told me that he was an undone man——that he had, with the very
best intentions, and with the view of aggrandizing me, engaged in great,
and important speculations, which, had they succeeded, would have given
us a princely fortune——but, having turned out, unfortunately, the
reverse, had left him little above beggary. He added, that he had not
the resolution to communicate his losses to me, until necessity
compelled him to tell me all the truth.

“Although this was a severe shock to me, I endeavoured to conceal my
feelings from my father, on whose account, more than on my own, I was
affected, and pretended to make as light of it as so very important a
misfortune would justify; and I had the happiness to perceive that the
worthy man took some comfort from my supposed indifference. I conjured
him not to let so very trivial a thing as the loss of property, which
could be repaired, break in on his peace of mind or health, which could
not; and observed to him, that we had all of us still enough——for that
my private property (which I possessed independent of him, and which, a
relation left me) would amply supply all our necessities.

“Having thus endeavoured to accommodate my unhappy father’s feelings to
his losses, I had yet to accommodate my own; and began to revolve in my
mind what was likely to ensue from, and what step was most proper to be
taken in, this dreadful change of circumstances. That which lay nearest
to my heart first occurred;——you will readily guess that I mean my Love:
to involve her I loved more, far more, than my life, in the misfortunes
of my family, was too horrible a consideration to be outweighed even by
the dread of losing her. I knew not what to do, and I thought upon it
till I became almost enfrenzied——In this state I went to her, and
unfolded the whole state of our concerns, together with my resolution
not to involve her in our ruin;——when——can you believe it?——the lovely
girl insisted on making my fate indissolubly her’s——not, as she said,
that she had the smallest apprehension lapse of time or change of
circumstance could make an alteration in our affection, but that she
wished to give my mind that repose which I might derive from security.
This I would by no means accede to; and, for the present, we contented
ourselves with mutual vows of eternal fidelity.

“As soon as I thought my father’s mind fit for such a conversation, I
opened to him a plan I had formed of coming to India, to advance my
fortune. His understanding approved of it, but his heart dissented; and
he said, that to part with me would give the finishing stroke to his
misfortunes: but, as my interest was tolerably good, I represented to
him the great likelihood I had of success; and at last, with some
difficulty, he consented.

“My next step was to acquaint Miss ——- with my resolution. I purposely
pass over a meeting which no power of language can describe!——then how
can I?——Oh! CAMPBELL, the remembrance of it gnaws me like a vulture
here,” (and he put his hand upon his heart, while the tears rolled down
his cheeks), “and will soon, soon bring me to my end.

“Not to detain you with vain efforts to describe all our feelings, I
will confine myself to telling you, that after having made every
necessary preparation, and divided with my much honoured parents the
little property I possessed, I set sail for India, in a state of mind
compared with which the horrors of annihilation would have been
enviable: the chaos in my thoughts made me insensible to every object
but one; and I brooded with a sort of stupid, gloomy indulgence, over
the portrait of Miss ——-, which hung round my neck, and was my
inseparable companion, till the people who seized me as I came ashore
plundered me of it, and thereby deprived me of the last refuge for
comfort I had left. Oh! monsters! barbarians! had you glutted your
savage fury by dissevering my limbs, one after another, from my body, it
would have been mercy, compared with depriving me of that little image
of her I love! But it is all over, and I shall soon sink into the grave,
and never more be blessed with the view of those heavenly features, till
we meet in that region where all tears are wiped away, and where, I
trust, we shall be joined together for endless ages, in eternal,
never-fading bliss!”




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                              LETTER LII.

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On the day succeeding that on which the agent of HYAT SAHIB had held the
discourse with me, mentioned in my last Letter but one, I was again sent
for, and brought to the same person, who asked me, whether I had duly
considered of the important offer made me by HYAT SAHIB, and of the
consequences likely to result from a refusal? and he apprised me at the
same time, that the command of five thousand men was an honour which the
first Rajahs in the Mysorean dominions would grasp at with transport. I
told him I was well convinced of the honour such a command would confer
on any man but an Englishman, whose Country being the object of HYDER’S
incessant hostility, would make the acceptance of it infamy——that
although I knew there were but too many Englishmen apostates to their
Country, I hoped there were but few to be found in India willing to
accept of any emoluments, however great, or any temptations, however
specious, to fly from the standard of their Country, and rally round
that of its bitterest enemy——that, for my own part, being of a name ever
foremost in the ranks of loyalty and patriotism, and of a family that
had hitherto detracted nothing from the honours of that name, such an
act of apostacy would be peculiarly infamous in me, and I could view it
in no better light than traitorous and parricidal——that, independent of
all those claims, which were of themselves sufficient to deter me, I
felt within myself a principle, perhaps innate, perhaps inspired by
military habit, that forbade my acceding——and, finally, appealed, to the
good sense of HYAT SAHIB, whether a man who in such circumstances had
betrayed his Country, and sacrificed her interests to his own
convenience, was such a person as confidence could properly be put in.

Notwithstanding these, and a thousand other remonstrances, which I
cannot immediately recollect, but which the hazards of my situation
suggested, he still continued to press me, and used every argument,
every persuasion, that ingenuity could dictate, or hints of punishment
enforce, to shake my purpose——but in vain: attachment to Country and
Family rose paramount to all other considerations; and I gave a
peremptory, decisive refusal.

Circumstanced as I was, it was impossible for me to keep an accurate
journal of the various incidents that passed, or vicissitudes of thought
that occurred, during the period of my imprisonment. Indeed, I was
scarcely conscious of the length of my captivity, and could not, till I
was released, determine exactly how long it had continued. You must
therefore content yourself to be told in general terms, that I was
repeatedly urged on the subject by fair persuasives: they then had
recourse to menace; then they withheld the daily pittance allowed for my
support; and at length proceeded to coercion, tying a rope round my
neck, and hoisting me up to a tree. All this, however, I bore firmly: if
it had any effect, it was to confirm me in my resolution, and call in
policy to the aid of honour’s dictates. Every man of feeling or reason
must allow, that it was better to die, than live a life of subjection to
tyranny so truly diabolical.

Mr. HALL and I, thus drove to the brink of extinction, yet consoled
ourselves with the reflection, that those whom most we loved were not
sharing our unhappy fate, and were fortunately ignorant of our
sufferings; and as I enjoyed perfect good health, hope yet lived within
me.

There is a spring, an elasticity, in every man’s mind, of which the
owner is rarely, very rarely conscious, because fortunately the
occasions seldom occur in which it can be brought to the proof; for, as
lassitude is the necessary forerunner of refreshment, so is extreme
dejection to the most vigorous exercise of our fortitude. So I found it:
as the horrors of my situation thickened round me, I felt my spirits
increase; my resolution became more firm, my hopes more sanguine——I even
began to look forward, and form projects for the future: whole hours
amusement, every day and every night, arose from the contemplation of my
beloved boy; I in imagination traced his growth, directed his rising
sentiments, formed plans for his future success and prosperity, and
indulged by anticipation in all the enjoyment which I now trust I shall
yet have in his ripened manhood.

Thus we continued for many months, during which no alteration whatsoever
took place in our treatment or situation. We heard a thousand
contradictory reports of victories gained over the English, and again of
some successes on their part: they, however, desisted to press me into
their service. The only relief from our sufferings lay in the resources
of our own minds, and in our mutual endeavours to please and console one
another: the circumstances of aggravation were the necessity of daily
bearing witness to the most barbarous punishments inflicted upon
wretched individuals under the semblance of justice, and the occasional
deprivation of our food, either by the fraud of the Sepoys who attended
us, or the caprice or cruelty of their superiors. It is but justice,
however, to say, that they were not all alike: some overflowed with
mercy, charity, and the milk of human kindness; while others, again,
were almost as bad men as the Sovereigns they served. We were not
allowed the use of pen, ink, or paper; and very seldom could afford
ourselves the luxury of shaving, or clean linen: nor were we at all
sheltered from the inclemency of the weather, till at length a little
room was built for us of mud, which being small and damp, rendered our
situation worse than it was before.

The prisoner whom I have already mentioned, as having, in the time of
the former Sovereign, held the first office in Bidanore, still continued
opposite to me; and he and I at length began to understand each other,
and found means, by looks, signs and gestures, to exchange thoughts, and
hold an intercourse of sentiments together. From the circumstance of his
being a native, and better skilled in the language than me, he had much
better intelligence than I could possibly have, and he was always eager
to convey to me any circumstance or news that he thought might be
agreeable: some messages also passed between us, by means of the Sepoys
who had alternately been his guard and mine——for our guards were changed
every week.

Projects and hopes of a new kind now began to intrude themselves on my
thoughts; and I conceived a design, which I flattered myself was not
entirely impracticable, to effect an escape, and even a revolt in the
place. A variety of circumstances concurred to persuade me, that the
tyranny of HYDER, and his servant HYAT SAHIB, was abhorred, though none
dared to give vent to their sentiments. I thought I could observe that
the native prisoner opposite to me was privately beloved, and might,
from the recollection of his former dignities, have considerable
influence in the place. Several Arcot Sepoys and their Officers (some of
them belonging to my own regiment) were also prisoners at large; and
withal I recollected, that difficulties apparently more stupendous had
been overcome by Englishmen——having often heard it asserted, that there
was not a prison in the known world out of which a British subject had
not made his escape.

Fraught with those conceptions, I attempted to sound the Officers of the
Arcot Sepoys, whether it were not possible for us to effect our escape?
So ardent is the flame of Liberty in all men’s breasts, so great is the
detestation of human nature to Slavery, that I perceived a manifest
willingness in the people about us to join me in an attempt to procure
our liberty, or bring about a revolt in the garrison. My heart beat high
with the hope; and I began to flatter myself, that the day was not far
removed when we should not only bid defiance to our tyrants, but even
make them repent the day on which we were cast ashore on their coast.

Having thus distantly sounded all who I thought were likely to concur,
upon the practicability of the attempt, and found them, as I conceived,
disposed to take share in it, it yet remained to consider of the
_quomodo_——and, after having formed the general outlines of a plan, to
lick it into shape. The first of these was a critical consideration: the
second required address and management, and was likely to be impeded by
the vigilance of the people about, who would not fail to remark, and
take the alarm, from any unusual intercourse or discourse between us;
and without a mutual communication of thoughts, and full deliberation by
all parties concerned, as well as knowledge of the fort and its
different gates, nothing could, with any prospect of success, be
determined——nothing, without the most imminent hazard, be attempted. I
therefore held various councils with my own mind, and with Mr. HALL, on
the subject——most of which were abortive, without at all discouraging
us.

At last I began to think of sounding the Bidanore prisoner, _ci-devant_
Governor of the place; and determined, if possible, to bring him into
our consultations, as I had before hoped to make him a party in the
execution of the project: but while I was settling all this much to my
own satisfaction, an event occurred which extinguished all my hopes in
that way——of which you shall have an account in my next Letter.




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                              LETTER LIII.

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Whether the plan which I mentioned in my last was discovered or not, or
from what other motive it arose, I have not to this day been able to
decide; but so it was, that while my sanguine mind was overflowing with
the hope of carrying my project for an escape into effect, Mr. HALL and
I were one day unexpectedly loaded with irons, and fastened together,
leg by leg, by one bolt. This, as nearly as I can compute, was four or
five months before my release. Of all the circumstances of my life, it
has made the strongest impression upon my mind: it unexpectedly and
suddenly broke down the most pleasing fabric my imagination had ever
built. The surprise occasioned by the appearance of the irons, and the
precautionary manner in which it was undertaken, was indeed great: still
more was I surprised to observe, that the person who was employed to see
this put in execution, manifested unusual emotions, seemed much
affected, and even shed tears as he looked on: and while the suddenness
and cautionary mode of doing it convinced me that some resistance on our
part was apprehended, the sorrow which the Officer who superintended it
disclosed, portended in my mind a fatal, or at least a very serious
issue.

Unfortunately, poor Mr. HALL had for some time been afflicted with a
return of his dreadful disorder, the dysentery; and our being shackled
together increased an unconquerable mortification of feelings which he
had before undergone, from a delicacy of nature that would have done
honour to the most modest virgin, be her sensibility ever so exquisite,
or her delicacy ever so extreme——And here, my dear FREDERICK! I cannot
let slip this opportunity of remarking to you, that the man, as well as
the woman, who would render himself truly amiable in the eyes of his
fellow-creatures, should cultivate delicacy and modesty, as the most
captivating of all the moral virtues: from them, heroism derives
additional lustre——wit, ten-fold force——religion and morality, the
charms of persuasion——and every personal action of the man, irresistible
dignity and winning grace. From this unlucky event, I received a
temporary depression; and the rapidly increasing illness of poor HALL
rendered my situation more than ever calamitous; when, again, my
spirits, eagerly prone to grasp at every thing that gave a momentary
hope of support, were a little recruited by confused rumours of the
English army having made a descent on the Malabar coast: and so powerful
is the influence of mind on the animal system, that Mr. HALL enjoyed
from the report a momentary alleviation of his malady; but, having no
medical assistance, nor even sufficient sustenance to further the
favourable operations of Nature, he relapsed again; the disease fell
upon him with redoubled fury: a very scanty portion of boiled rice, with
a more scanty morsel of stinking salt fish or putrid flesh, was a very
inadequate support for me, who, though emaciated, was in health——and
very improper medicine for a person labouring under a malady such as Mr.
HALL’s, which required comfort, good medical skill, and delicate
nutritious food. The tea which HYAT SAHIB had given me was expended; and
we were not allowed to be shaved from the hour we were put in irons, an
indulgence of that kind being forbidden by the barbarous rules of the
prison: and, to refine upon our tortures, sleep, “the balm of hurt
minds,” was not allowed us uninterrupted; for, in conformity to another
regulation, we were disturbed every half hour by a noise something
resembling a watchman’s rattle, and a fellow who, striking every part of
our irons with a kind of hammer, and examining them lest they should be
cut, broke in upon that kind restorative, and awoke our souls to fresh
horrors.

As it must be much more naturally matter of astonishment that any bodily
strength could support itself under such complicated calamities, than
that infirmity should sink beneath them, you will be rather grieved than
surprised to hear that poor Mr. HALL was now approaching to his end with
hourly accelerated steps. Every application that I made in his favour
was refused, or rather treated with cruel neglect and contemptuous
silence; and I foresaw, with inexpressible anguish and indignation,
that, the barbarians would not abate him in his last minutes one jot of
misery, and that my most amiable friend was fated to expire under every
attendant horror that mere sublunary circumstances could create. But
that pity which the mighty, the powerful and enlightened denied, natural
benevolence operating upon an uninformed mind, and scanty means,
afforded us. HYAT SAHIB, the powerful, the wealthy, the Governor of a
great and opulent province, refused to an expiring fellow-creature a
little cheap relief——while a poor Sepoy taxed his little means to supply
it: one who guarded us, of his own accord, at hazard of imminent
punishment, purchased us a lamp and a little oil, which we burned for
the last few nights.

Philosophers and Divines have declaimed upon the advantages of a
well-spent life, as felt _in articulo mortis_; and their efforts have
had, I hope, some effect upon the lives of many. To witness one example
such as Mr. HALL held forth, would be worth volumes of precepts on this
subject. The unfeigned resignation with which he met his dissolution,
and the majestic fortitude with which he looked in the face the various
circumstances of horror that surrounded him, rendered him the most
dignified object I ever beheld or conceived, and the most glorious
instance of conscious virtue triumphing over the terrors of death, and
the cunning barbarity of Mankind. Were the progress of virtue attended
with pain, and the practice of vice with pleasure, the adoption of the
former would be amply repaid by its soothings in the dreadful moment,
even if it were to accompany us no further. About a quarter of an hour
before he died, Mr. HALL broached a most tender subject of conversation,
which he followed up with a series of observations, so truly refined, so
exquisitely turned, so delicate and so pathetic, that it seemed almost
the language of inspiration, as if, in proportion to the decay of the
body, intellect increased, and the dying man had become all mind. Such a
conversation I never remembered to have heard, or heard of. Its effects
upon me were wonderful; for, though the combination of melancholy
circumstances attending my now critical situation had almost raised my
mind to frenzy, the salutary influence of his words and example
controuled the excesses of my sensations; and I met the afflicting
moment of his departure with a degree of tranquillity, which, though not
to be compared to his, has on reflection appeared to me astonishing.
This conversation continued to the very instant of his death; during
which time he held my hand clasped in his, frequently enforcing his kind
expressions to me with a squeeze——while my sorrow, taking its most easy
channel, bedewed my face with tears. As he proceeded, my voice was
choaked with my feelings; and I attempted once or twice in vain to
speak. His hand grew cold: he said his lower limbs were all lifeless,
and that he felt death coming over him with slow creeping steps——He
again moralized, thanking GOD with pathetic fervour for his great mercy
in leaving him his intellects unclouded, and the organ of communication
(the tongue) unenfeebled, that, to the last, he might solace his friend
and fellow-sufferer——“Ah! CAMPBELL!” continued he, “to what a series of
miseries am I now leaving you! Death in such circumstances is a
blessing——I view mine as such; and should think it more so, if it
contributed, by awakening those people to a sense of their cruelty, to
soften their rigour to you: but cruelty like their’s is systematic, and
stoops not to the controul of the feelings. Could I hope that you would
yet escape from their clutches, and that you would once more press your
family to your bosom, the thought would brighten still the moment of our
separation: and, oh! my friend! could I still further hope that you
would one day see my most beloved and honoured parents, and tell them of
my death without wringing their hearts with its horrid circumstances,
offer them my last duties, and tell how I revered them——If, too, you
could see my ——-, and tell her how far, far more dear than ——-!” Here he
turned his eyes toward the lamp, then faintly on me——made a convulsive
effort to squeeze my hand——cried out, “CAMPBELL! oh, CAMPBELL! the lamp
is going out!” and expired without a groan.

The recital of this afflicting event has called up to my fancy so lively
a picture of the scene as it passed with all its horrors——horrors which
outstrip all efforts of description, and baffle all power of
language——that my feelings are in part renewed, and I find myself
incapable of proceeding further at present.




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For some time I was lost in grief for the death of Mr. HALL. Though I
had long expected it, and might consequently be supposed to have wasted
great part of my sorrow in anticipation; yet, having only considered and
felt the point before his death merely as it respected him and his
misfortunes, a great portion of the calamity remained unconceived: and,
now that he was dead, I began for the first time to consider and feel
the subject as it concerned myself. Reflection told me, that he was
happily relieved from woe, and in a state of bliss——

              “After life’s fitful fever, he sleeps well:
              ——- Nor steel nor poison,
              Malice domestic, foreign levy—nothing
              Can touch him further!”

But I still remained a prey to perhaps new barbarities, without hope of
relief from the old. No partner to share, no social converse to
alleviate, no friend to console me under my afflictions, I looked at the
body of my friend with envy, and lamented that death had not afforded
me, too, a shelter from the cruelties which fate seemed determined to
heap upon me.

It is impossible for me to express to you the agonies of mind I
underwent during the rest of the night. In the morning, a report was
made to the Commandant, of the death of Mr. HALL; and in about an hour
after, he passed me by, but kept his face purposely turned away from me
to the other side. I patiently waited for the removal of the dead body
till the evening, when I desired the Sepoys who guarded me to apply for
its being removed. They returned, and told me that they could get no
answer respecting it. Night came on, but there was no appearance of an
intention to unfetter me from the corpse. The Commandant was sitting in
his Court, administering, in the manner I have before described,
_justice_! I called out to him myself with all my might, but could get
no answer from him. Nothing could equal my rage and consternation; for,
exclusive of the painful idea of being shackled to the dead body of a
friend I loved, another circumstance contributed to make it a serious
subject of horror. In those climates, the weather is so intensely hot,
that putrefaction almost instantly succeeds death; and meat that is
killed in the morning, and kept in the shade, will be unfit for dressing
at night. In a subject, then, on which putrefaction had made advances
even before death, and which remained exposed to the open air, the
process must have been much more rapid. So far, however, from
compassionating my situation, or indulging me by a removal of the body,
their barbarity suggested to them to make it an instrument of
punishment; and they pertinaciously adhered to the most mortifying
silence and disregard of my complaints. For several days and nights it
remained attached to me by the irons. I grew almost distracted——wished
for the means of putting an end to my miseries by death, and could not
more without witnessing some new stage of putrescence it attained, or
breathe without inhaling the putrid effluvia that arose from it——while
myriads of flies and loathsome insects rested on it, the former of which
every now and then visited me, crawling over my face and hands, and
lighting in hundreds on my victuals. I never look back at this crisis
without confusion, horror, and even astonishment; and, were it not
connected with a chain of events preceding and subsequent to it, too
well known by respectable people to be doubted, and too much interwoven
with a part of the history of the last war in India to admit of doubt, I
should not only be afraid to tell, but absolutely doubt myself whether
the whole was not the illusion of a dream, rather than credit the
possibility of my enduring such unheard-of hardships without loss of
life or deprivation of senses.

At last, when the body had reached that shocking loathsome state of
putrefaction which threatened that further delay would render removal
abominable, if not impossible, the monsters agreed to take it away from
me——and I was so far relieved: but the mortification and injury I
underwent from it, joined to the agitation of the preceding week, made a
visible inroad on my health. I totally lost my spirits; my appetite
entirely forsook me: my long-nourished hopes fled; and I looked forward
to death as the only desirable event that was within the verge of
likelihood or possibility.

One day, my opposite friend (the native prisoner) gave me a look of the
most interesting and encouraging kind; and I perceived a more than usual
bustle in the citadel, while the Sepoys informed me that they were
ordered on immediate service, and that some events of great importance
had taken place. From this feeble gleam, my mind, naturally active,
though depressed by circumstances of unusual weight, again took fire,
and hope brightened with a kind of gloomy light the prospect before me:
I revolved a thousand things, and drew from them a thousand surmises;
but all as yet was only conjecture with me. In a day or two, the bustle
increased to a high pitch, accompanied with marks of consternation: the
whole of the troops in the citadel were ordered to march; and the
Commandant, and a man with a hammer and instruments, came to take off my
irons.

While they were at work taking off my irons, I perceived that they were
taking off those of the native prisoner opposite to me also. He went
away under a guard: we looked at each other complacently, nodded and
smiled, as who should say, “we hope to see one another in happier times
not far distant.” But, alas! vain are human hopes, and short and dark is
the extent of our utmost foresight! This unhappy man, without committing
any sort of offence to merit it, but in conformity to the damnable,
barbarous policy of those Countries, was, by the Jemadar’s orders, taken
forth, and his throat cut! This the Jemadar himself afterwards
acknowledged to me——and, what was still more abominable if possible,
undertook to justify the proceeding upon the principles of reason, sound
sense, and precedent of Asiatic policy.

In order to elucidate the whole of this business, it is necessary for me
to recur to events which happened antecedent to this time, but of which,
by reason of my situation, I was then entirely ignorant; and as they
involve, not only the grounds of my subsequent escape and proceedings,
but a considerable portion of historical fact, and some of the material
interests of the East India Company, I will be the more particularly
careful in relating them, and desire from you a proportionate share of
attention——But their importance entitle them to a separate Letter:
therefore conclude with assuring you, &c. &c.




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HYDER ALLI KHAWN, late Nabob of Mysore, and father to the present TIPPOO
SAHIB SULTAIN, was as extraordinary a man, and perhaps possessed as
great natural talents, as any recorded in the page of History. Born and
bred up in the lowest ranks of an unenlightened and ignorant People, and
to the last day of his life perfectly illiterate, he not only emerged
from his native obscurity by the vigour of his mind and body, but became
an object of terror and admiration to surrounding Potentates. Early
initiated in the habits and inured to the toils of a military life, he
rose, by the gradual steps of promotion, to a rank which afforded an
opportunity of displaying his capacity and prowess: he soon obtained the
command of that army in which he had once served as a common soldier,
and immediately demonstrated that the sublimity of his mind was formed
to keep pace with his extraordinary elevation.

The Marhattas, the most formidable people in Hither India, bordered on
the Mysorean dominions, and kept their neighbours, by frequent
hostilities, in a continual state of awe——making incursions on their
territories, and taking possession, by force of arms, of large portions
of their Country: but no sooner had HYDER got the command of the armies
of his Country, than he drove back the Marhattas from the Mysorean
dominions, which he extended by considerable acquisitions from the
Marhatta frontiers; and followed up his conquests with such successful
ardour, that he compelled that warlike Nation to respect his Countrymen
as their equals, if not superiors, in military achievement. Thus, while
he ingratiated himself with his Sovereign and Fellow-citizens by his
wisdom, he acquired the admiration of the Soldiery by his personal
address and valour; and at the same time, by the severity of his
discipline, and the occasional austerity of his deportment, maintained
an awe over them, which strengthened his authority without diminishing
their affection.

HYDER was therefore now arrived at that point of elevation, beyond which
no exertion of mental capacity, if governed by virtue or integrity,
could raise him——So far he owed all to genius: but his towering ambition
looked higher; and, unrestrained by any principle of religion or
morality, he determined to accomplish, at any rate, that which he knew
nothing but crime could accomplish. With wicked deliberation he looked
forward into the womb of time, and with unparalleled policy arranged the
whole system upon which he was to act, when that order of things his
penetrating and intuitive genius enabled him to see would naturally
arise from each other, should afford him a proper opportunity. Although
he was utterly ignorant of books, and of course could derive little
benefit from the examples of the great and ambitious men recorded in
History, yet, drawing upon the infinite resources of his own mind for
information, he adopted the very same means of furthering his views; and
foreseeing, that, with an immense army devoted to his interests, few
things would be unattainable, he applied himself diligently to model and
form that of the KING of MYSORE to the greatest perfection in
discipline, and to render it attached to his person, and subservient to
his views, by a skillful mixture of severity and relaxation, toil and
reward, danger and applause, which none but a master-hand like his was
capable of exactly compounding.

The death of his Sovereign the KING of MYSORE at length afforded him the
opportunity to which he had so long, and with so prophetic an eye,
looked forward——and gave him ample room for self-gratulation on the
score of his sagacity and prudence.

The Heir in succession to the Throne, being then an infant, the politic
HYDER, setting aside all claims of the kindred of the young Prince, took
upon himself the guardianship——under the title of Regent assumed the
supreme authority——and, though too well aware of the inviolable
attachment of the People to their lawful Monarch to put him directly to
death, usurped the Throne, and consigned him to imprisonment in
Seringapatam, the capital of the Mysorean dominions.

Having thus, by his talents, acquired the possession of the Throne, he
gave a large range to the sublimity of his views, and soon displayed the
exhaustless resources of his mind in the new office of Governor and
Legislator——forming such vast, well-ordered military establishments, and
such judicious and salutary civil institutions, as made him blaze forth
at once the terror of his neighbours, and rendered him, in the sequel,
the most powerful and formidable Potentate in the Hither Peninsula. In
carrying on those, his deficiency in letters was supplied by his
vigilance and sagacity, sharpened by suspicion: three secretaries
executed all his orders in separate apartments; and if, on comparison,
they were found to differ, he who committed the error received sentence
of death. His natural cruelty made him take the execution of their
sentence upon himself not unfrequently: to slice off a head with his own
hand, or see it done by others, was a luxurious recreation to the
sanguinary HYDER.

The natural sagacity of this great man suggested, that in order to
accomplish the extensive objects which his active and ambitious temper
held up to his imagination, the introduction of the most perfect
military discipline was above all other things necessary; and his
judgment informed him that the European was the best. He therefore held
out the most tempting allurements to military adventurers, and
particularly to those, whether black or white, who had been trained in
the service of the English East India Company: he sent emissaries, for
the purpose, to all parts of India, with instructions to offer great
rewards; and carried this design so far, that whenever accident or war
threw persons of that description into his hands, he never failed to
detain them, and, if they refused to enter into his service, treat them
with the most unpardonable rigour and barbarity; and by these means
brought his army to a state of perfection till then unknown to a Black
Power. He did not stop there, but determined to establish a Navy——by
large offers allured many ship-carpenters and artizans from Bombay——made
no inconsiderable progress in constructing dock-yards, and had actually
equipped some ships of the line, besides frigates, fitted to encounter
European seas. Indeed, he seemed to have carried his views of conquest
even to the Polar regions; for it is a fact, that he directed his
people, in constructing those vessels, to fit them for encountering seas
of ice, or, as he called it, the thick water.

To a man of such ardent ambition and deep penetration, the vast power
which the English East India Company had acquired, and were daily
acquiring, in the East, could not fail to be an object of jealousy. He
conceived a deadly and implacable animosity to the British Nation, which
influenced his whole succeeding life, ended only with his death, and was
then transmitted to his son TIPPOO SAHIB, with the exaction of a solemn
oath, ever to retain those sentiments.

A coincidence of circumstances, which has seldom occurred in the
fortunes of men, tended, at a lucky crisis, to further the bold projects
of HYDER; and neither fortune, though extremely propitious to him, nor
his own unbounded talents and energetic spirit, favoured the execution
of them, more than the bungling politics, the ludicrous ambition, and
the consequent unjustifiable proceedings, of one of our Presidencies in
India——I mean Bombay. Fortunately, the wisdom and moderation of our East
India Councils at this day, vindicate the wounded character of the
British Nation, and justify me in the remarks I make.

An ambitious and profligate Chief of the Marhatta Tribes——his name,
ROGANAUT ROW——had been deposed by the Wise Men of his Country, for
having murdered his nephew, in order to usurp the Throne of Setterah. He
fled to Bombay, and, by specious promises and other means, prevailed on
that Presidency to afford him an asylum, and finally to take up arms in
his defence against the united Marhatta States, who at the very time
were able to raise an army of three hundred thousand fighting men.
Hostilities were first commenced by the English; and by them peace was
first proposed. The treaty of Poonah was made, by which it was provided
that ROGANAUT ROW should quit Bombay; and by the English the provisions
of that treaty were broken——for, in direct violation of it, ROGANAUT was
kept at Bombay. This breach of the treaty led to another; for this
crafty and unprincipled Chief made use of it with such address as to
persuade that Presidency to attack the Marhattas again:——by magnifying
the power of his party among his Countrymen, he prevailed upon them once
more to assert his rights; and the Presidency of Calcutta, I am afraid,
were induced to join that of Bombay in the plan.

It happened unfortunately, that at this time the Presidency of Bombay
was composed of persons the most unqualified, probably, that could be
found in any community for offices of such importance. One,
particularly, was allowed, by the almost unanimous consent of those who
knew his private or public character, to be ignorant, not only of the
first principles of Government, but of the ordinary knowledge requisite
for a Gentleman; and for situations of moment he was peculiarly
disqualified by a fondness for minutiæ, to which he paid more attention
than to matters of greater consequence. A temper and intellect of this
kind were rendered still more incapable of the enlarged views any
Representative of a great Nation in a distant Colony should possess, by
a mercantile education and habits, which narrowed even his circumscribed
mind, and left him not a sentiment, not an idea, that was not merely
commercial. The administration of such men was exactly what might have
been expected; and, instead of asserting the dignity of Great Britain,
or promoting the advantage of their employers——narrow policy, selfish
views, and efforts arising from mistaken notions of conquest, made the
whole tissue of their conduct in India.

Blinded by the plausible insinuations of ROGANAUT, and stimulated, as I
have already observed, by a lust for conquest, which would have been
unjustifiable even in an hereditary Despot, but which were peculiarly
vicious and ridiculous in a body of Merchants who were themselves
subjects, the East India Company’s Servants again determined to support,
by force of arms, that most atrocious murderer: and with the
contemptibly inadequate force of four thousand men, encumbered with an
unwieldy train of baggage and servants for the accommodation of finikin
voluptuous Officers, and led by two doughty compting-house champions
(CARNAC and MOSTYN), with Colonel EGERTON as _Military Assistant_ rather
than Commander, they set out, to encounter the whole torrent of the
Marhatta force, and conduct ROGANAUT to Poonah.

Had ROGANAUT advanced at the head of his own partizans only, the Chiefs
of the Marhatta Nation might possibly have taken different sides of the
question, and left between them a breach for his arms or intrigues to
make an entrance fatal to the general cause of the Country: but the
assaults of a foreign army——an army of interested peculating strangers,
as the Company’s troops then were——an army of avowed natural enemies,
professing a different religion, entertaining different political
principles, and formed by Nature of a different complexion——roused and
united them in one common cause, and compressed discordant interests,
which had been for time immemorial at irreconcilable variance, into one
compact body of resistance, which, as it became more firm from the
strokes of hostility, could not, in the nature of things, be subdued; in
the same manner as the unjustifiable confederacy of Kings against France
lately united all the conflicting parties of that Country—converted
twenty-seven millions of People, male and female, into one compact armed
force——rendered them not only invincible at home, but terrible
abroad——and finally, has enabled them to bestride, Colussus like, the
universe.




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The approach of the British Troops with ROGANAUT caused great alarm at
Poonah; and the Ministers there sent to offer terms, which were
contemptuously rejected. They then determined to save, by prowess, those
rights which they could not preserve by justice or negociation——and took
the field with such great force, that their menacing enemies found it
expedient to consider of a retreat. The _faithful_ ROGANAUT, finding his
plans baffled, sent privately to SCINDIAH, the Marhatta Chief, proposing
to him to attack the English, and promising in that case to join him
with his part of the army: his perfidy, however, being discovered, the
English Commanders began to retreat, carrying him along with them. They
were, however, surrounded, and reduced to make the most abject
concessions——offering a _carte-blanche_ to SCINDIAH as the price of a
retreat: but that august Chief nobly disdained to take advantage of
their situation, and contented himself with terms which justice should
have exacted from them, even if necessity had not compelled their
acceptance. The restoration of Salsette, and of the other conquests made
by the Company’s troops during the preceding hostilities, and the
delivery of ROGANAUT’S person into the hands of the Marhattas, were
among the provisions. ROGANAUT was delivered up: two hostages were taken
for the remaining part of the treaty; and the harrassed remains of the
English army were permitted to return to Bombay.

ROGANAUT having found means to escape, reached Surat; and the Company’s
Chiefs refused to comply with the provisions of the treaty:
notwithstanding which, the noble Marhatta dismissed the hostages, and
prepared for a more manly revenge than that which could be wreaked on
two defenceless individuals. General GODDART, who had been sent with an
army from Bengal, was commissioned to negociate for a pacification: but
SCINDIAH making the delivery of ROGANAUT into his hands an indispensable
preliminary, the negociation was broken off, and both parties determined
to refer the controversy to the decision of the Sword.

Every thing seemed to conspire to chastise the rashness and folly of our
Indian Councils. The difficulties in which our American contest had
involved the Nation, were reported with exaggeration in India, and gave
additional firmness to our enemies in that quarter. The restless and
intriguing spirit of the Court of Versailles found its way with Monsieur
ST. LUBIN to the shores of Indostan, and so powerfully worked upon the
mind of HYDER, that he entered into a treaty with France against
England, and brought the strength of both into the most formidable
combination that ever was made in that Country, to root out the power of
Great Britain from the East.

Thus, by the depraved politics of the Councils of a petty Settlement,
were the important interests of Great Britain in India, and the lives
and properties of all its servants in that quarter, at once exposed to
the fury of three formidable hostile powers——the Marhattas, HYDER and
the French.

I will not entangle my narrative with a detail of the various military
operations which arose from this confederacy: they were in general
disastrous to the English, whose power there was preserved from utter
annihilation by the energetic Councils of Mr. HASTINGS, the unexampled
courage, of our troops, and the unparalleled abilities and gallantry of
the veteran Sir EYRE COOTE. That part which applies to my present
narrative, is the only part I think it necessary to detail; but I wish
you to inform yourself of all of them fully, by an attentive perusal of
the different histories of that war.

In order to relieve the Carnatic, which was suffering under the
ravages of a formidable victorious army, who had not only cut off a
great part of our forces on that coast, but affronted our army even at
the walls of Fort St. George, descents upon the coasts of Malabar were
planned, in order to make a diversion: and General MATHEWS, in January
1783, landed, with a small army under his command, at a place called
Rajamondroog——took Onore, and several forts; and being joined by other
troops, which, under the command of Colonel HUMBERTSON, had done
considerable services to the Southward, and were now commanded by
Colonel MACLEOD, marched from Cundapore, with an army consisting of
twelve hundred Europeans and eight battalions of Sepoys, towards
Hussaingurry Ghaut, a pass that leads over these immense mountains
which divide the Peninsula, running North and South from Persia to
Gape Comorin. After surmounting obstacles that would have discouraged
a less enterprising Commander, and for which I refer you to his own
Letter, inclosed herewith,[8] he mounted the Ghaut, carrying every
thing before him with the fixed bayonet; and reached, within a short
march of Hydernagur, the place where I was confined. Those operations
were undoubtedly much facilitated by the death of HYDER ALLI, which
happened while I was in prison, and which drew the attention of TIPPOO
SAHIB to affairs of more immediate importance than the defence of the
Malabar forts.

I have thus digressed from the straight path of my narrative, in order
to explain to you the occasion of the extraordinary revolution that so
suddenly took place in the fort, which I stated to you in my last Letter
but one——You will therefore look back to the conclusion of that Letter,
from whence I again take up my narrative.

Footnote 8:

  See Appendix.

I was utterly at a loss to conjecture what this so sudden resolution to
release me and my opposite fellow-prisoner meant. I endeavoured to get
some explanation of it from the persons about me; but all I could at the
time collect was, that the Jemadar had directed me to be taken out of
irons, and ordered me to appear before him. I walked out of the citadel
with two or three men who had got charge of me: it was a delightful
afternoon; and my sensations on once more revisiting the open air——at
again viewing the vast expanse of the firmament above, and the profusion
of beauties with which Nature embellished the earth beneath——were too
blissful, too sublime, for description. My heart beat with involuntary
transports of gratitude to that Being from which all sprung; and I felt
that Man is, in his nature, even without the intervention of his reason,
a being of devotion. For an hour of such delight as I then experienced,
a year of imprisonment was, I thought, hardly too dear a price. Those
exquisite sensations insensibly led my heart to the most flattering
presages: the animal spirit appeared to have, in correspondence with the
body, shaken off a load of chains; and as I walked, along, I seemed to
tread on air.

As we proceeded forward, we found, at some distance from the fort, an
open dooly, into which, the guards forcibly crammed me; and I was
carried off, still attended by the same men. As we went along, they gave
me to understand that HYAT SAHIB, the Jemadar, was at a place ten or a
dozen miles distant from Bidanore. I thought it within myself a most
extraordinary circumstance, and was at a loss to conjecture for what
purpose he required my presence there. Perhaps, thought I, it is to
deliver me personally into the hands of TIPPOO——perhaps to send me to
Seringapatam. Suspense whetted my curiosity; and impatience to know my
fate, set my mind afloat upon a wide sea of conjecture. Still, however,
my senses acknowledged a degree of pleasure indescribable——I inhaled the
fresh air with greediness, and, as I snuffed it in, said to myself,
“Well, well——at the worst, this will enliven my spirits, and lay up a
new stock of health and vigour, to enable me to endure with manhood
whatever other sufferings the barbarians, into whose hands I have
fallen, may have in store for me.”

When we had got about a mile from the fort, we met a person attended by
three others, all on horseback. He was a man of considerable rank in
that Country, and I recollected to have seen him at the Jemadar’s
Durbar, where he had manifested a favourable disposition towards me,
looking always graciously, and nodding to me, which, considering my
circumstances and his, was not a little extraordinary. The moment he
recognized me, he leaped from his horse, apparently in great agitation:
then turning to the guards, ordered them to leave me immediately——saying
at the same time that he would be answerable for the consequences. They
seemed at first to hesitate, whether they would obey him or not; but on
his shaking at them his sword, which was all along drawn in his hand,
and smeared with blood, and repeating his orders a second time in a firm
and decisive tone of voice and manner, they all ran off.

As soon as we were alone, he revealed to me, that he had all along known
who I was——had most heartily pitied my sufferings, and privately
entertained the most anxious wishes to serve me, but could not venture
to interfere——the least jealousy, when once awakened, being there always
followed up by summary vengeance. He then mentioned his name, informing
me that he was the son of a Nabob near Vellore, whose dominions had been
wrested from him by force, and united to the Carnatic; that his family
had received great favours from my father, in return for which he felt
himself bound to do me every service in his power; but that, having
been, after the misfortunes which befel his family, taken into the
service of HYDER, and holding then a place of consequence under him, he
was disqualified from demonstrating his gratitude and esteem in the way
he wished: he added, he had just come from the summit of the Ghauts,
where he left the English army posted, after their having beat the
Circar troops, and carried all the strong works which had been erected
for the defence of the passes, and were deemed from their situation
impregnable; that the Jemadar, HYAT SAHIB, had gone thither to encourage
the troops, and animate them to one grand effort of resistance, and
would remain there till the succeeding day——Here he stopped, and seemed
much agitated; but, recovering himself soon, said, in a solemn and
alarming manner, “This day I heard HYAT SAHIB give orders to bring you
before him, in order that he might satiate his revenge by your death!
How happy am I in having an opportunity to rescue you! I will carry you
back with me, therefore, to Bidanore, and place you in a state of
security with my family.”




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Such unprecedented generosity affected me sensibly. To run such a hazard
as he must have incurred, merely from a principle of gratitude for
services so remote in both time and person, was more than we could hope
to find even among Englishmen, who boast of their superior justice and
generosity——but in a native of Indostan, where the tide of human feeling
runs rather low, was astonishing. As well as my limited knowledge of the
language of the Country enabled me, I endeavoured to make him a suitable
acknowledgment: in such a cause, dullness must have become eloquent; and
I lamented that my deficiency in the language prevented my giving vent
to the extreme fullness of my heart. He seemed, however, to be satisfied
with my meaning; and I was just on the point of returning with him to
Hydernagur, when we were suddenly startled by the Jemadar’s music, which
was soon afterwards succeeded by the appearance of his guards advancing
towards us at some distance. He seemed confounded and alarmed——lamented,
in warm terms, his incapacity to serve me——and, pointing, to a path
which wound through a wood that lay on either side of the road, directed
me to strike into it immediately, saying, that by following that route,
I should certainly fall in with the British army. He then rode away, and
I followed his advice, and proceeded for some time through the wood
without interruption; for, though I did not implicitly believe the
assertion that HYAT SAHIB meant to have cut me off, I deemed it prudent
to avail myself of the opportunity which offered to effect my escape,
apprehending a worse fate than death, namely, being sent prisoner to
Seringapatam.

Finding myself fairly extricated, I began to examine my situation, and
to reflect on the different conversions which had passed between HYAT
SAHIB and me, and on his conduct previous to my being put in irons. I
recollected the information I had from time to time received, touching
the Jemadar’s disposition, HYDER’S death, TIPPOO SAHIB’S character and
avowed hatred of HYAT, and the nature of the inhabitants. I moreover
took into consideration, that my strength was impaired, and my
constitution undermined; and that my prospects in India, in point of
fame or emolument, could only be promoted by some extraordinary
exertion, or some hazardous enterprise. The result of the whole was a
determination on my part to return back to the fort, and venture an
attempt to persuade the Jemadar to offer proposals for an accommodation
to General MATHEWS, and to make me the instrument of his negociation.

In pursuauce of this determination, I returned; and at about six o’clock
in the evening re-entered the fort, and proceeded to the palace of the
Jemadar, where, desiring an audience, I was admitted. At the very first
sight of him, I could perceive in his appearance all the mortification
of falling power. He received me with a gloomy countenance, in which
there was more of thoughtful sadness than of vindictive fury. After a
minute’s silence, however, he said to me, “Well, Sir! you have heard, I
suppose, that the English army are in possession of the Ghauts, and
doubtless know that the customs of this Country authorise my proceeding
against you with the utmost rigour.” Here he paused for a few
moments——then proceeded thus: “Nevertheless, in consideration of your
family——in consideration of the regard I have for a long time conceived
for you, from observing your conduct, and strict adherence to truth in
answering all my questions, and still more on account of the sufferings
which you have sustained with fortitude, I will allow you to escape:
haste you, then, away——fly from this fort directly——begone!” Then waving
his hand as a signal for me to depart, averted his face from me, and
looked another way.

I thought that that this was a very favourable opportunity for my
intended purpose, and entreated him to hear me, while I said a few words
of perhaps more moment to him than to myself. He again turned towards
me; and, nodding assent, while his eye bespoke impatient curiosity, I
proceeded——And, first, I expressed, in the strongest terms I was able,
the high sense I entertained of the favourable reception I met with when
I first came to the fort; assuring him, that I should never forget the
kindness he shewed me on that occasion, and that in my conscience I
imputed all the sufferings I had undergone wholly to orders which he had
been obliged to execute, and not to any want of humanity in himself.
Here I perceived the clouds which had overspread his countenance begin
gradually to disperse, and with the greater confidence proceeded to say,
that if he would condescend to give me a patient hearing, and not take
my boldness amiss, I would venture to intrude upon him with my advice.
At this he stared at me with a look of surprise——paused——then said, that
he authorised me to speak whatever I pleased——continuing, in a tone of
gentle melancholy, “But of what use can your advice be to me now?”

Having thus obtained his permission, I began by complimenting him on his
great talents and temper in governing——on his fidelity, zeal and
attachment to HYDER——and on the mild and beneficent use which he was
acknowledged to have made of the unbounded power vested in him by that
great Prince, which was the more extraordinary, considering how many
examples he had to justify him in a contrary practice. I reminded him,
however, that circumstances were at present widely different from what
they then were——that he had now got a very different Sovereign to
serve——that he had no longer the tender father (for so HYDER might have
been considered to him), but TIPPOO SULTAN, now the master, once the
rival, whose measures he had always opposed, against whom he had once
laid a most serious charge, and who, considering the firmness of his
nature, could not be reasonably supposed to have forgiven him; and I
hinted, that whatever external appearance of regard TIPPOO might from
the political necessity of the moment assume, his temper, and the spirit
of Asiatic policy, were too well known to have a doubt remaining, that
so far from continuing him (HYAT) in the same power and authority which
he enjoyed during the life of his father HYDER, he would, on the
contrary, proceed against him with rigour and cruelty.

Here I perceived the Jemadar involuntarily nodding his head in a manner
which, though not intended for my observation, denoted internal assent;
and was convinced that I had exactly fallen in with the current of his
own thoughts. No wonder, indeed, they should be his sentiments; for they
had long been the sentiments of all persons who had known the
circumstances of the Nabob’s family.

Having, therefore, gone as far on that point as I conceived to be
necessary to awaken the mind of HYAT to the precariousness, or rather
danger of his situation with TIPPOO, I painted to him, in the strongest
colours I was master of, the humanity, the fidelity, the bravery and
generosity of the English, which, I said, were so universally
acknowledged, that even their worst enemies bore testimony to them: and
I assured him, that if, instead of making an unavailing opposition to
them, he would throw himself with confidence upon their protection, and
become their friend, he would not only be continued in his station,
power and authority, and supported as heretofore, but be made a much
greater man, with still greater security, than ever he had been before.

This was the general scope of my argument with him; but there were many
more which suggested themselves at the time, though I cannot now
remember them. I enforced them with all the power I had: they were
supported by the acknowledged character for generosity of the English,
and still more by HYAT’S apprehensions of TIPPOO; and they had their
effect. That very night he authorised me to go to the British General;
and, though he would not commit himself by sending proposals in writing,
he consented to receive them from the General, and promised to wait for
my return till day-light the next morning——adding, that if I did not
appear by that time, he would go off with his family and treasure to
some other place, and set the town, powder-magazine and store-houses on
fire, leaving a person of distinguished character to defend the citadel
or inner fort, which was strong, with a deep ditch, and mounted with
many pieces of cannon, and send immediate intelligence to an army of six
thousand horse and ten thousand infantry, who were at that time on their
road from Seringapatam, to hasten their progress, and make them advance
with all possible rapidity; and he further observed, that as TIPPOO
himself would come to the immediate protection of his Country, and, if
once come while the English army remained in the open field, would give
them cause to repent their temerity, there was no time to be lost.

Accompanied by a person who had officiated as interpreter between the
Jemadar and me, and whose good offices and influence with HYAT, which
was very great, I had been previously lucky enough to secure, I set off
at ten o’clock at night, on horseback, to the British army. My companion
was in high spirits when we set out from the fort; but as we proceeded,
he expressed great apprehension of being shot in approaching the camp,
and earnestly entreated me to sleep at a choreltry, which lay in our
way, till morning. His terror must have been great indeed, to induce him
to make such a proposal, as he knew very well that we had pledged
ourselves to be back before dawn next day. I rallied him upon his fears,
and endeavoured to persuade him there was not the smallest danger, as I
knew how to answer the outposts, when they should challenge us, in such
a manner as to prevent their firing. As we advanced to the camp,
however, his trepidation increased; and when we approached the sentries,
I was obliged to drag him along by force. Then his fears had very nearly
produced the danger he dreaded, (the almost invariable effect of
cowardice); for the sentry next to us, hearing the rustling noise, let
off his piece, and was retreating when I had the good fortune to make
him hear me. My companion, alarmed at the noise of the musquet, fell
down in a paroxysm of terror, from which it was some time before he was
completely recovered. The sentry who had fired, coming up, conducted us
to a place where other sentries were posted, one of whom accompanied us
to a guard, from whence we were brought to the grand guard, and by them
conducted to the General.




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                             LETTER LVIII.

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I WAS no less pleased than surprised to find, that the Commander of this
gallant and successful little army was General MATHEWS——an old friend of
my father’s, and a person with whom I had served in the Cavalry soon
after I entered the service. When I arrived, he was fast asleep upon the
bare ground in a choreltry. His Dubash, whose name was SNAKE,
recollected me immediately, and was almost as much frightened at my
appearance at first, as my interpreter companion was at the shot of the
sentry; for if was full five months since my hair and beard had been
both shaved at the same time, during which period a comb had never
touched my head; I had no hat——no stockings——was clad in a pair of very
ragged breeches, a shirt which was so full of holes that it resembled
rather a net than a web of cloth, and a waistcoat which had been made
for a man twice my size——while my feet were defended from the stones
only by a pair of Indian slippers. SNAKE, as soon as he was able to
conquer his terror, and stop the loquacious effusions of astonishment,
brought me to the General, whom I found fast asleep. We awoke him with
great difficulty, and on his discovering me, expressed great pleasure
and surprise at so unexpected a meeting; for, though he had heard of my
imprisonment at Bidanore, he did not expect to have had the pleasure of
my company so soon.

Having stated to the General the nature and object of my mission, and
related to him what had happened in the fort, he instantly saw the great
advantages that must accrue from such an arrangement——entered into a
full but short discussion of the business——settled with me the plan to
be pursued in either case of HYAT SAHIB’S acceding to or dissenting from
the terms he proposed to offer; and in less than an hour after my
arrival, I was dispatched back to the fort in the General’s palanquin,
with a cowl from him, signifying that the Jemadar HYAT SAHIB’S power and
influence should not be lessened, if he should quietly surrender up the
fort. Before my departure, the General expressed, in the warmest terms,
his approbation of my conduct; and added, that considering the
importance of the fort, the extensive influence of HYAT SAHIB, and the
advantages that might be derived from his experience and abilities,
coupled with the enfeebled state of his army, the benefits of such a
negociation scarcely admitted of calculation.

Notwithstanding the very flattering circumstances with which my present
pursuit was attended, I could not help, as I returned to Hydernagur,
finding some uneasy sensations, arising from the immediate nature of the
business, and from my knowledge of the faithless disposition of
Asiatics, and the little difficulty they find in violating any moral
principle, if it happens to clash with their interest, or if a breach of
it promises any advantage. I considered that it was by no means
impossible, that some resolution adverse to my project might have been
adopted in my absence, and that the Jemadar’s policy might lead him to
make my destruction a sort of propitiation for his former offences, and
to send me and the cowl together to TIPPOO, to be sacrificed to his
resentment. These thoughts, I own, made a very deep impression on my
mind——but were again effaced by the reflection, that a laudable measure,
once begun, ought to be persevered in, and that the accomplishing a plan
of such importance and incalculable public utility, might operate still
further by example, and produce consequences of which it was impossible
at the present to form a conception. Those, and a variety of such
suggestions, entirely overcame the scruples and fears of the danger; and
I once more entered the fort of Hydernagur. At this time the British
troops were, by detaching a part with Colonel MACLEOD, to get round the
fort, and attack it in rear, and, by death and sickness, reduced to less
than four hundred Europeans and seven hundred Sepoys, without ordnance.

When I delivered the cowl to the Jemadar, he read it, and seemed
pleased, but talked of four or five days to consider of an answer, and
seemed to be wavering in his mind, and labouring under the alternate
impulses of opposite motives and contradictory passions. I saw that it
was a crisis of more importance than any other of my life——a crisis in
which delay, irresolution, or yielding to the protractive expedients of
HYAT, might be fatal. To prevent therefore, the effects of either
treachery or repentance, I took advantage of the general confusion and
trepidation which prevailed in the fort——collected the Arcot Sepoys,
who, to the number of four hundred, were prisoners at large——posted them
at the gates, powder-magazines, and other critical situations; and,
having taken these and other precautions, went out to the General, who,
according to the plan concerted between us, had pushed on with the
advanced guard; and, conducting him into the fort with hardly an
attendant, brought him straight to the Jemadar’s presence while he yet
remained in a state of indecision and terror. General MATHEWS, in his
first interview with the Jemadar, did every thing to re-assure him, and
confirmed with the most solemn asseverations the terms of the cowl; in
consequence of which, the latter acceded to the propositions contained
in it, and the British Colours for the first time waved upon the walls
of the chief fort of the Country of Bidanore.

Having thus contributed to put this important garrison, with all its
treasures, which certainly were immense, into the hands of the Company,
without the loss of a single man, or even the striking of a single blow,
my exultation was inconceivable; and, much though I wanted money, I can
with truth aver, that avarice had not even for an instant the least
share in my sensations. ’Tis true, the consciousness of my services
assured me of a reward; but how that reward was to accrue to me, never
once was the subject of my contemplation——much less did I think of
availing myself of the instant occasion to obtain it. How far my
delicacy, on the occasion may be censured or approved, I cannot tell;
but if I got nothing by it, I have at least the consolation to reflect
that I escaped calumny, which was with a most unjustifiable and
unsparing hand lavished on others. The General, it is true, promised
that I should remain with him till he made some arrangements; and HYAT
SAHIB offered, on his part, to make me, through the General, a handsome
present. The General, however, suddenly became dissatisfied with me; and
I neither got HYAT SAHIB’S present, nor ever received even a rupee of
the vast spoil found there.

Here I think it a duty incumbent on me to say something of General
MATHEWS, and, while I deplore, the unfortunate turn in his temper, which
injured me, and tarnished in some measure his good qualities, to rescue
him from that unmerited obloquy which the ignorant, the interested and
the envious have thrown upon his fame. Light lie the ashes of the dead,
and hallowed be the turf that pillows the head of a Soldier! General
MATHEWS was indeed a Soldier——was calumniated too; and although he did
not use me as I had reason to hope he would, I will, as far as I can,
rescue his fame from gross misrepresentation.

An extravagant love of fame was the ruling passion of General MATHEWS:
it was the great end of all his pursuits; and, while, in his military
profession, he walked with a firm pace towards it, he lost his time,
distorted his progress, and palsied his own efforts, by a jealous
vigilance and envious opposition of those whom he found taking the same
road, whether they walked beside him, or panted in feeble effort behind.
This was his fault; it was doubtless a great alloy to his good
qualities: but it has been punished with rigour disproportionate to the
offence. Those who personally felt his jealousy, took advantage of his
melancholy end to traduce him, and magnify every mole-hill of error into
a mountain of crime. It is unmanly in any one——indeed it is——to traduce
the Soldier who has fallen in the service of his Country; but it is
heresy in a Soldier to do so. No sooner did the buzz of calumny get
abroad, than thousands of hornets, who had neither interest nor concern
in the affair, joined in it. The malignant, who wished to sting merely
to get rid of so much of their venom——and the vain, who wished to acquit
a reputation for knowledge of Asiatic affairs at the expence of
truth——united together, and raised a hum which reached Europe, where the
hornets (I mean Authors), under the less unjustifiable impulse of
necessity, took it up, and buzzed through the medium of _quartos_ and
_octovos_ so load, that public opinion was poisoned; and the gallant
Soldier who, for the advantage of England, stood the hardest tugs of
war, and at last drank the poisoned cup from the tyrant hands of her
enemy, was generally understood to be a peculator, and to have
clandestinely and dishonestly obtained three hundred thousand pounds.

On this assertion I put my direct negative. It may be said, however,
that this is only assertion against assertion——True! Sorry should I be
to rest it there: my assertions are grounded on such proofs as are not
to be shaken——proofs on record in the Office of the Presidency of
Bombay.

As soon as Hydernagur was taken possession of, HYAT SAHIB immediately
issued orders to the forts of Mangalore, Deokull, Ananpore, and some
others in that Country, to surrender to the British arms. Some obeyed
the mandate; but those three resisted, and were reduced by General
MATHEWS. Rendered incautious by success, our army became less vigilant,
and TIPPOO retook Hydernagur; and, in direct breach of the capitulation,
made the garrison prisoners, treated them with a degree of inhumanity
which chills the blood even to think of, and forced General MATHEWS to
take poison in prison!

Mean-time HYAT SAHIB, with whom the General had got into disputes,
arrived at Bombay, and laid a charge against him, which he, being in the
hands of TIPPOO, could not controvert, or even know. And what was the
charge? The whole extent of it was his (MATHEWS’S) having got two lacks
of rupees, and a pearl necklace, as a present——a sum, considering the
country and the circumstances, not at all extraordinary, but which is
completely vindicated by the General’s Letter to the Court of Directors,
dated at Mangalore, the 15th of March, 1783; in which he states the
present, and requests permission to accept it. This, as I said before,
is on record, and was translated by Mr. SYBBALD, who was then Persian
interpreter at Bombay. The Letter I allude to, you will see in the
APPENDIX. In short, General MATHEWS had his faults, but an unjust
avarice was not amongst them.




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                              LETTER LIX.

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Having, in my last Letter, said as much as I thought justice demanded in
defence of General MATHEWS, against the charge of peculation, I am now
to speak of him as his conduct touched me. He was, as I have already
mentioned, an old friend of my father’s, and an intimate of my own: I
had reason, therefore, to expect from him, according to the usual
dispositions and manners of men, if not partiality, at least friendship;
and in such a case as I have related, where my services gave me a claim
to notice, it was not unreasonable to suppose that he would have been
forward to promote my interest, by stating my services in such a manner
as to call attention to them. He had, however, some disagreeable
discussions with his Officers; and seeing I was on a footing of intimacy
with Colonel HUMBERTSON, and still more with Major CAMPBELL (he who so
ably and gallantly defended Mangalore against TIPPOO’S whole army and
six hundred French), and finding me extremely zealous and importunate to
have his arrangement with HYAT SAHIB adhered to, he became displeased,
and, though he himself had determined that I should remain with him,
changed his mind, and ordered me away at an hour’s notice——many days
sooner than he had originally intended to send off any dispatches. He
moreover occasioned my losing a sum of money, and on the whole paid less
attention to my interest than the circumstances of the case demanded.

In the evening of the day on which he determined on my departure, I set
off with his dispatches to the Governments of Madras and Bengal, and
reached the most distant of our posts that night. From thence I had
thirty miles to Cundapore, a sea-port town upon the Malabar coast, taken
by us from the enemy. During this journey, which was through the Country
of TIPPOO SAHIB, I had only six Sepoys to conduct me: yet, such was the
universal panic that had seized all classes and distinctions of people
at the progress of the British arms in that quarter, I met only a few
scattered Sepoys, who were so badly wounded I presume they were unable
to travel——the villages throughout being completely abandoned by all
their inhabitants.

The sudden change of diet, which physicians tell us, and I experienced,
is dangerous, from bad to good, as well as the reverse, conspiring with
the mortification I felt at seeing things going on so very contrary to
what I wished, and what I had reason to expect, had a most sudden and
alarming effect upon my constitution; and I was seized on the road with
the most excruciating, internal pains, which were succeeded by a violent
vomiting of blood. At length, with great difficulty, I reached
Cundapore, where the Commanding Officer, and all about him, did every
thing in their power to afford me assistance and comfort under my
miseries, which increased every hour rapidly. I felt as if my inside was
utterly decayed, and all its functions lost in debility: at the same
time my head seemed deranged——I could scarcely comprehend the meaning of
what was said: lifting up my head was attended with agonizing pain; and
if I had any power of thought, it was to consider myself as approaching
fast to dissolution. I had the sense, however, to send to General
MATHEWS, to acquaint him with my indisposition, and utter inability to
proceed with his dispatches. To this I received the following Letter:

                                              _“Bidanore, Feb. 3, 1783._

    “DEAR CAMPBELL,

“I am sorry to hear that you have been unwell. Should your indisposition
increase, or continue, so as to render you unable to pursue your journey
with the necessary expedition, I beg that you will forward the Letters
to Anjengo by a boat, with directions to Mr. HUTCHINSON to send them per
tappy[9] to Palamcotah, and so on to Madras.

“I shall hope to hear of your recovery, and that you’ll have gone to
sea.

                                     “Your’s very truly,
                                                       RICHARD MATHEWS.”

Footnote 9:

  Post, or express.

The receipt of this Letter induced me, bad as I was, to make one other
exertion; and I resolved, though I should die on the way, not to leave
any thing which, even by malicious construction, could be made a set-off
against my claims: I therefore hired an open boat to carry me along the
coast to Anjengo, and set out with every prospect of having the
virulence of my disorder increased, by being exposed in an uncovered
vessel to the damp of the night air, and the raging heat of the sun in
the day, and of being arrested by the hand of death in my way. By the
time I had got down the coast as far as Mangalore, my complaints
increased to an alarming height; and I became speechless, and unable to
stand. Fortunately there happened to be a Company’s vessel then lying at
anchor off that place, the Captain of which had the goodness to invite
me to remain on board with him, strenuously advising that I should give
up the thoughts of proceeding immediately on my voyage to Anjengo, which
I could not possibly survive, and to forward my dispatches by another
hand. The Surgeon of the ship joining the Captain in opinion that I
could not survive if I attempted it, and my own judgment coinciding with
their’s, I at length consented, and remained there.

Tranquillity, kind treatment, and good medical assistance, produced, in
the space of two or three weeks, so material a change in my health, I
was in a condition to avail myself, at the expiration of that time, of a
ship bound to Anjengo, and which offering the additional inducement of
touching at Tellicherry, determined me to take my passage in her. When I
arrived at Tellicherry, and during my stay there, the great attention
shewn me by Mr. FREEMAN, the Chief of that place, and the comforts of
his house, restored me to a great share of health and spirits——And here
a very singular circumstance occurred.

One day a vessel arrived; and perceiving a boat coming on shore from
her, Mr. FREEMAN and I walked down to the beach, to make the usual
inquiries——such as, where she came from? what news she brought? &c. &c.
As soon as the boat touched the shore, a Gentleman leaped out of it,
whose person seemed familiar to me: upon his nearer approach, I
discovered that it was Mr. BRODEY, a Gentleman who had been kind enough
to take upon him the office of my Attorney, upon my leaving India some
years before——not my _Attorney_ in the ordinary acceptation of that
word, but a liberal and disinterested friend, who obligingly undertook
the management of my affairs in my absence, without the smallest hope of
advantage, or rather under circumstances which served as preludes to
further obligations. I was certainly pleased and surprised to see him;
but his astonishment to see me amounted almost to a distrust of his
eye-sight: he had received such indubitable proofs of my death, that my
sudden appearance on his landing, at the first rush of thought,
impressed him with the notion of a _deceptio visus_. My identity,
however, was too positive for resistance; and his wonder melted down
into cordial satisfaction, and congratulations on my safety. He then
took out a pocket account-book, in which, for security against
accidents, he kept accounts-current, written in a brief manner——and
shewed me mine, settled almost to the very day, upon which was
transcribed a copy of a letter he had received, and which he thought was
a testimony of my death. So, cutting out the account, and presenting it
to me, he expressed, in the most cordial and handsome manner, his joy
that it was into my own hands he had at last had an opportunity to
deliver it. This Gentleman is now in this Kingdom, and too well known
for me to describe him. Suffice it to say, that in England, as well as
in India, he has always enjoyed the esteem and respect of all his
acquaintances, to as great an extent as any other person I know.

I again embarked to proceed on my voyage, and had hardly got on board
when a ship dropped anchor along side of us, in which Captain CAMPBELL
of Comby, a very near connection of mine, was passenger. On hailing one
another, he heard that I was on board, and immediately was with me.
Those who sincerely love each other, and whose hearts confess the fond
ties of consanguinity, can alone conceive what our mutual pleasure was
at meeting so unexpectedly in so remote a corner of the world. He was
then on his way to join the army. This amiable young man now reposes in
the Bed of Honour at Mangalore! He fell, after having distinguished
himself in the very gallant defence made by that place against the whole
force of TIPPOO. With regret we parted; and in due time I arrived at
Anjengo without any accident befalling me, which was rather
extraordinary.

Leaving Anjengo, I set out for Madras, designing to go all the way by
land——a journey of near eight hundred miles. I accordingly struck
through the Kingdom of Travancore, whose Sovereign is in alliance with
the English; and had not long entered the territories of the Nabob of
Arcot, before Major MACNEAL, an old friend of mine, and Commandant of a
fort in that district, met me, preceded by a troop of dancing girls, who
encircled my palanquin, dancing around me until I entered the Major’s
house.

It would be difficult to give you an adequate notion of those dancing
girls. Trained up from their infancy to the practice of the most
graceful motions, the most artful display of personal symmetry, and the
most wanton allurements, they dance in such a style, and twine their
limbs and bodies into such postures, as bewitch the senses, and extort
applause and admiration where in strictness disapprobation is due: nor
is their agility inferior to the grace of their movements——though they
do not exert it in the same skipping way that our stage dancers do, but
make it subservient to the elegance, and, I may say, grandeur, of their
air. They are generally found in troops of six or eight, attended by
musicians, whose aspect and dress are as uncouth and squalid, as the
sounds they produce under the name of music are inelegant, harsh and
dissonant. To this music, from which measure as much as harmony is
excluded, they dance, most wonderfully adapting their step to the
perpetual change of the time, accompanying it with amorous songs, while
the correspondent action of their body and limbs, the wanton palpitation
and heaving of their exquisitely formed bosoms, and the amorous, or
rather lascivious expression of their countenance, excite in the
spectators emotions not very favourable to chastity. Thus they continue
to act, till, by the warmth of exercise and imagination, they become
seemingly frantic with ecstacy, and, sinking down motionless with
fatigue, throw themselves into the most alluring attitudes that
ingenious vice and voluptuousness can possibly devise.

That such incitements to vice should make a part of the system of any
society, is to be lamented: yet, at all ceremonies and great occasions,
whether of religious worship or domestic enjoyment, they make a part of
the entertainment; and the altar of their gods, and the purity of the
marriage rites, are alike polluted by the introduction of the dancing
girls. The impurity of this custom, however, vanishes in India, when
compared with the hideous practice of introducing dancing _boys_.

The Major, after having entertained me in the most hospitable manner,
accompanied me to Palamcotah, to the house of Doctor DOTT, who lived in
a generous and hospitable style. I had once had an opportunity of
evincing my good disposition to this Gentleman, when he was most
critically situated; and the reception he gave me demonstrated, that he
then retained a lively sense of my conduct to him.

Leaving Palamcotah, I continued my route through Madura. This Country is
rendered remarkable by the revolt of the famous ISIF CAWN, who made a
bold and well-conducted attempt to erect himself into the Sovereignty of
that Province, independent of the Nabob of the Carnatic, in whose
service he was: and as the affair occurs to my thoughts, I will, for
your information, notwithstanding its being unconnected with my story,
digress into an account of it. As soon as the revolt of ISIF CAWN was
known, General MONSON, an Officer of great military skill and personal
merit, went against him at the head of the King’s and Company’s troops,
and invested the fort of Madura, in which that rebellious Chief was
posted. The General made a practicable breach, and, in storming, was
beat back with great slaughter by ISIF; and the setting in of the
monsoons immediately after, retarded the further operations of our army
against the place; and in the interim, peace having been concluded
between the Courts of St. James’s and Versailles, the King’s troops were
withdrawn.

On the recal of the King’s troops, an army of Company’s troops was
formed, to proceed against Madura, in order to reduce this gallant
turbulent rebel to subjection; and the renowned General LAWRENCE being
rendered incapable of actual service, and obliged to remain at the
Presidency by extreme age and infirmity, the chief command devolved upon
my father by seniority: he headed the expedition; and, after overcoming
innumerable difficulties thrown in his way by the inventive genius and
enterprising spirit of ISIF CAWN, again made a breach, which was deemed
practicable by the chief engineer, now Sir JOHN CALL. An assault was
made with no better success than the former; for our army was again
repulsed with incredible slaughter: more than two thirds, I believe, of
our European Officers, were among the killed or wounded; and the death
of Major PRESTON, second in command, a man endeared to the army by the
possession of every advantage of person, heart and talents—an active,
intrepid and able Officer—aggravated the calamities of the day.

If, impelled by my feelings, or tempted by remembrance of the past, I
sometimes digress from the direct path of my narrative, my FREDERICK
will accompany me, not only with patience, but I dare say with pleasure:
I cannot refrain, therefore, from mentioning a memorable occurrence
during that siege, not only as it is somewhat extraordinary in itself,
but as it relates to a very near and dear connection. Colonel DONALD
CAMPBELL, who then commanded the Cavalry, received no less than fourteen
sword-wounds and a musquet-ball in his body—yet continued doing his duty
with such cool intrepidity, that brave soldiers who were witnesses to
it, expressed the utmost astonishment: upon being requested to quit the
field, he replied, that as his family were provided for, he had nothing
to fear; and as it was very unlikely his life could be saved, he would
not deprive his Country of any advantage that might be derived from his
exertions for the short residue of it, but continue to the last moment
at his duty. With all this firmness and magnanimity, he was gentle,
good-humoured, modest and unassuming; and was admired for his great
personal beauty, as well as military talents, particularly by the Duke
of CUMBERLAND, under whom he served in the war in Germany as a subaltern
Officer, in so much that His Royal Highness had his picture drawn. It
was to him the Company were first indebted for the introduction of
perfect military discipline into their army in India. In the various
relations in which he stood, whether domestic or public, as, the
subject, the citizen, the father, or the friend, he was so uniformly
excellent, that the shafts of malevolence, which the best and wisest of
men have but too often felt, seldom reached him; and he may justly be
reckoned amongst that very small number of created beings, of whom
scarcely any one had the audacity to speak ill. Upon my first arrival in
India, I was put under his command, and lived in his family——when,
instead of deporting himself towards me with that reserve and austerity
which rank and reputation like his, coupled with the circumstance of his
being my uncle, might in some sort have justified, he took me into his
confidence, treated me with the greatest affection, and acted rather as
the brother and the equal, than as the parent and superior; and thus,
his gentle admonitions had more effect in restraining the sallies of
youth, and impetuosity of my temper, than the sour, unpalatable
documents of a supercilious preceptor could possibly have had.

The wonderful effects of this happy temper in swaying the stubborn
disposition of headstrong youth, was exemplified in another instance—of
which, since I am on the subject, I will inform you. Mr. DUPRES, then
Governor of Madras, wrote to him about a young Gentleman, in the
following words:

    “MY DEAR COLONEL,

“In the list of Officers appointed to your garrison, you will see the
name of ——-. This young man (nephew to Mrs. DUPRES), with abilities that
might render him conspicuous, I am sorry to say, stands in need of a
strict hand. All the favour I have to request of you is to shew him no
favour: keep him rigidly to his duty; and, if he requires it, rule him
with a rod of iron. Should his future conduct meet your approbation, it
is unnecessary for me to ask it, as you are always ready to shew
kindness to those who merit it.”

The peculiar style of this letter made such an impression on my memory,
that I am able to give the exact words. Colonel CAMPBELL, however, took
his own unalterable method, mildness——treated the young Gentleman in
such a manner as to raise in him a consciousness of his dignity as a
man, the first and best guard against misconduct——and appointed him to
the grenadier company. The result was answerable to his expectations;
for the young man’s conduct, both as an Officer and a Gentleman, was
such in the sequel as to reflect credit on himself and his family; and
his very honourable and hopeful career was at last terminated by a
cannon-ball at the siege of Tanjore.

If the veneration in which I shall ever hold this most dear and
respected relative admitted of increase, it would certainly receive it
from the contrast I am every day obliged to draw between him and the
wretched _butterflies_ who sometimes flutter round us under the name of
Men: for, how can I help contrasting his inflexible courage, united to
angelic mildness, with the insolence of lilly-livered Hectors, who,
conscious of the most abject cowardice, dare to give an insult, and
basely skulk from honest resentment beneath the arm of the Law!——fellows
who, like _Bobadil_ in the play, can kill a whole army with the tongue,
but dare not face a pigmy in the field!——and, while they want the
prudence to restrain the torrent of effeminate invective, have patience
enough to bear a kicking, or a box in the ear!——who bluster and vapour
to hide the trembling limb and poltroon aspect, as children whittle in
the dark to brave the ghosts they dread! Beware of all such wretches as
you would shun plague or pestilence. I hope you do not imagine that I
have so little common sense or philanthropy as to censure those who,
from physical causes or constitutional delicacy, are averse to contest:
No, no——I do assure you, on the contrary, that my observation leads me
to think such men, though slow to quarrel, and inoffensive in conduct,
are very gallant when honour or duty demand from them a conquest over
their weakness. I have, in my time, seen such men at first the sport,
and at last the terror of your blustering bullies; and I have always
thought, that in such a triumph over their feelings, they had more true
merit than men constitutionally courageous: the latter has his valour in
common with the mere animal; the other possesses the valour of
sentiment. I mean that most ignominious of all beings, who, prodigal in
offence, yet reluctant in reparation——who, hoping to find some person
passive as themselves over whom to triumph, hazard the giving of an
insult, with the malignant view to gasconade over him if he
submits——and, if he resents, to wreak the whole vengeance of Law upon
him. In society with such men, there is no safety; for they leave you
only the casual alternative to choose between shame and ruin. Him who
submits, they call poltroon; and him who resents, they fleece in form of
Law. There are others who, to bring their fellow-creatures down to their
own level, brave the execrations of Mankind, and the vengeance of
Heaven; such harpies do exist, who, though bold enough to insult, are
tame enough to receive chastisement without resistance; and, though tame
enough to submit to chastisement, are so furiously vindictive as to
proclaim their shame, their cowardice, perhaps in the face of an open
Court, in order to glut their revenge by the pillage of their
adversary’s purse. Let such men enjoy the fruits of their machinations,
if they can——To their own feelings I consign them; for I can wish a
villain no greater curse than the company of his own conscience, nor a
poltroon a more poignant sting than that which the contempt of Mankind
inflicts upon him.




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Passing through Madura, I arrived at Trichinopoly, where I met Mr.
SULLIVAN, the Resident of Tanjore, who very politely furnished me with a
letter to Mr. HIPPESLEY, his Deputy at Tanjore, from whom I received
many marks of civility. At that place I had the pleasure of meeting a
Gentleman with whom I had been at College, and for whom I had always
entertained a great esteem: this was Colonel FULLARTON. It is an old
maxim, that we should say nothing but good of the dead——“De mortuis nil
nisi bonum.” It is not a new maxim, I believe, to avoid praising the
living: I am aware of the indelicacy of it; and therefore purposely
avoid in this, as I shall in other instances, speaking the full opinion
I entertain. To the general esteem in which he was held by all ranks of
people in India, I refer you to Colonel FULLARTON’S character: it is of
such a sort, that I wish to hold it up for your imitation. At a time of
life when others have arrived to some perfection in their profession, he
made choice of his, and entered for the first time into the arduous
military department, with a command for which the training of many years
is no more than sufficient to prepare other men. The Minister of that
day gave him this important charge, underwent the clamours of Opposition
for it, and was justified in the event. When the Colonel came to act, so
far from being deficient, his whole conduct was distinguished, not less
for military talent than courage——while the most fortunate command of
temper and captivating address subdued the spirit of prejudice,
reconciled the most discordant, and gained him, though a King’s Officer,
the esteem, as much of the Company’s as King’s troops. In short, all
ranks of people, civil as well as military, whether belonging to King or
Company, united in approbation of his conduct——a thing not known before,
nor since, but in the person of Lord CORNWALLIS.

Too much cannot be said of the advantages resulting from a proper
command of temper. To promote that in my FREDERICK, will be attended
with little difficulty: on the contrary, my only doubt is, that the
placability and mildness of his disposition will too often subject him
to imposition. JOHN is, however, of a different temper; there is
something in it which requires both admonition and good example to
repress within proper bounds: to shew him the beauty as well as use of a
mild, cool temper, such instances as Colonel FULLARTON may be of weight,
and I wish him to reflect upon it. And here I am reminded of a person
and a circumstance so exactly in point, that I cannot refrain from
noticing them: they convey no inadequate idea of the happiness resulting
from a gentleness of nature, and dominion over the mind; and as the
person I allude to is dead, I may speak of him with the greater freedom
in that full strain of praise which his shining virtues deserve.

Of all the men I have ever had the good fortune to know, Sir ARCHIBALD
CAMPBELL possessed, in the highest degree, that heavenly turn of mind,
which not only is at peace with itself, but diffuses harmony and
cheerfulness around it. No business, however urgent in occasion,
restricted in point of time, or embarrassed with difficulty——no
accident, however unexpected, or event, however sinister——none of those
innumerable minutiæ which fret and chafe the tempers of other men, ever
suspended the cool tenor of his thought even for a moment: nothing shook
the serenity of his temper——nothing deranged the presence of his mind:
uniform and placid, he in all situations had the full dominion of
himself, and in the field it gave him a decided superiority: nor was
this felicity of nature confined to his public conduct; it attended him
at the domestic enjoyments of the fire-side——at the social board——in the
private recesses of his closet; and the very same habit of soul which,
in his great public duties, rendered him valuable to his Country, and
formidable to her enemies, gained him the admiration and esteem of his
friends, the unbounded affection of his family, and the blessing of all
his dependants.

An incident that occurred in my presence may serve in some measure to
decipher the mind of this admirable man——I shall never forget it.
Previously to his going to India, he had exerted his interest to obtain
from the East India Company some reward for my services; and, a few days
before his departure, promised to speak again to Mr. DEVAYNES, Chairman
of the East India Company. I waited on him on the day he was setting
off; he was just about to depart, and surrounded by a numerous circle.
In the midst of this bustle, and the confusion, one would suppose,
inseparable from such a crisis, he recollected his promise——told me Mr.
DEVAYNES had that minute taken leave of him, and he had forgot to
mention me, but said that he would write to him on the subject; and,
though he was at the instant on the point of moving to the carriage that
was to carry him off, sat down, and with that amiable sweetness of
manners and happily collected mind so peculiarly his own, wrote a letter
for me to Mr. DEVAYNES——holding conversation, the while, in the most
lively, engaging manner, with the persons around him. The conciseness
and perspicuity of language in which this letter was couched, will serve
to elucidate what I have said——I therefore transcribe it for you:

                                   “_St. James’s Hotel, Sept. 30, 1783._

    “DEAR SIR,

“I forgot to mention to you this forenoon, and again to repeat my
earnest wishes, you would take the case of Mr. CAMPBELL speedily into
your consideration. His sufferings were of such a nature, and his
services so meritorious, that I am persuaded, upon a fair investigation
of both, you will give him your firmest support. I have looked into all
his papers; and the testimonies of essential services rendered to the
Company by him, do him, in my opinion, the highest honour. Unless such
merits are recompensed, few will risk every thing, as Mr. CAMPBELL did,
to promote the success of the Company’s arms in India: but I trust you
will see it in its proper light; and in that hope I shall only add, that
whatever acts of kindness you shew to him, will be considered as an
obligation conferred on,

                                  “DEAR SIR,
                 Your faithful and most obedient humble servant,
                                                    ARCHIBALD CAMPBELL.”

“_To William Devaynes, Esq._”


Be assured, my dear boys, (for now I speak to JOHN as well as
FREDERICK), that one act of triumph over the temper is worth a million
of triumphs over our fellow-creatures, and that the perfect dominion of
our mind is more advantageous and laudable than the dominion over
Provinces or Nations. The one attaches merely to our corporeal part, and
is buried with our dust in the grave: the other follows our immortal
part, and passes with it into eternity.


On my leaving Tanjore, Colonel FULLARTON honoured me With the care of a
letter to Lord MACARTNEY, then Governor of Madras——an extract of which I
give you, as it applied to my business particularly:

                                             “_Tanjore, March 20, 1783._

    “MY LORD,

“I had the honour to write to your Lordship on the 8th by Captain
HALLAM, who carried from hence very large packets to you. The
opportunity of Captain CAMPBELL tempts me to trouble your Lordship,
merely to inform you, that all my letters from Bidanore ascribe in a
great degree the success of our arms in that quarter, and the _romantic_
Revolution effected there, to the influence he had with HYAT SAHIB, and
to the proposals of surrender which he suggested, and transacted with
the General and Jemadar. I think it necessary that you, my Lord, may
know how much the Public is indebted to Captain CAMPBELL, whose good
fortune in this affair has only been equalled by his good conduct. He is
perfectly acquainted with the state of affairs on the other coast, and
has seen and heard much of our transactions here; so that no person can
give a more clear or unbiassed view of events.”

I had also the good luck to meet, at Tanjore, Mr. BUCHANAN, a very near
connection of mine, for whom I had long entertained a sincere and warm
regard. It has been my misfortune to have been obliged frequently to
censure some of my relatives for ill-nature and ingratitude: I never did
so without the most painful sensations. When, on the contrary, I am
enabled to speak to their honour, I feel a proportionate share of
pleasure: I am therefore happy in mentioning Mr. BUCHANAN as a man as
amiable in his private as respectable in his public character; but the
satisfaction I felt at this meeting was much alloyed by finding him in a
very bad state of health.

Before I left Tanjore, I had an opportunity of being eye-witness to that
extraordinary and horrid ceremony, the burning of a Gentoo woman with
the body of her husband. As this is a point which has occasioned much
speculation and some doubt among Europeans, I inclose you an accurate
account of the ceremony, as minuted down at the time it happened.


 DESCRIPTION OF THE CEREMONY OF THE GENTOO WOMEN BURNING THEMSELVES WITH
                      THE BODIES OF THEIR HUSBANDS.

“This day, ——————, I went to see a Gentoo woman resign herself to be
burned along with the corpse of her deceased husband.

“The place fixed upon for this tragic scene, was a small islet on the
bank of one of the branches of the river Cavery, about a mile to the
Northward of the fort of Tanjore.

“When I came to the spot, I found the victim, who appeared, to be not
above sixteen, sitting on the ground, dressed in the Gentoo manner, with
a white cloth wrapped round her, some white flowers like jessamins
hanging round her neck, and some of them hanging from her hair. There
were about twenty women sitting on their hams round her, holding a white
handkerchief, extended horizontally over her head, to shade her from the
sun, which was excessively hot, it being then about noon.

“At about twenty yards from where she was sitting, and facing her, there
were several Bramins busy in constructing a pile with billets of
fire-wood: the pile was about eight feet long, and four broad. They
first began by driving some upright stakes into the ground, and then
built up the middle to about the height of three feet and a half with
billets of wood.

“The dead husband, who, from his appearance, seemed to be about sixty
years of age, was lying close by, stretched out on a bier, made of
Bamboo canes. Four Bramins walked in procession three times round the
dead body, first in a direction contrary to the sun, and afterwards
other three times in a direction with the sun, all the while muttering
incantations; and at each round or circuit they made, they untwisted,
and immediately again twisted up the small long lock of hair which is
left unshaven at the back of their heads.

“Some other Bramins were in the mean time employed in sprinkling water
out of a green leaf, rolled up like a cup, upon a small heap of cakes of
dry cow-dung, with which the pile was afterwards to be set on fire.

“An old Bramin sat at the North-east corner of the pile upon his hams,
with a pair of spectacles on, reading, I suppose, the Shaster, or their
Scriptures, from a book composed of Cajan leaves.

“Having been present now nearly an hour, I inquired when they meant to
set the pile on fire: they answered, in about two hours. As this
spectacle was most melancholy, and naturally struck me with horror, and
as I had only gone there to assure myself of the _truth of such
sacrifices being made_, I went away towards the fort. After I was gone
about five hundred yards, they sent some one to tell me they would burn
immediately; on which I returned, and found the woman had been moved
from where she was sitting to the river, where the Bramins were bathing
her. On taking her out of the water, they put some money in her hand,
which she dipped in the river, and divided among the Bramins: she had
then a yellow cloth rolled partially round her. They put some red
colour, about the size of a sixpence, on the centre of her forehead, and
rubbed something that appeared to me to be clay. She was then led to the
pile, round which she walked three times as the sun goes: she then
mounted it at the North-east corner, without any assistance; and sat
herself down on the right side of her husband, who had been previously
laid upon the pile. She then unscrewed the pins which fastened the
jewels or silver rings on her arms: after she had taken them off, she
shut them, and screwed in the pins again, and gave one to each of two
women who were standing: she unscrewed her ear-rings, and other toys,
with great composure, and divided them among the women who were with
her. There seemed to be some little squabble about the distribution of
her jewels, which she settled with great precision; and then, falling
gently backwards, pulled a fold of the yellow cloth over her face,
turned her breast towards her husband’s side, and laid her right arm
over his breast; and in this posture she remained without moving.

“Just before she lay down, the Bramins put some rice in her lap, and
also some into the mouth and on the long grey beard of her husband: they
then sprinkled some water on the head, breast and feet of both, and tied
them gently together round the middle with a slender bit of rope: they
then raised, as it were, a little wall of wood lengthways on two sides
of the pile, so as to raise it above the level of the bodies; and then
put cross pieces, so as to prevent the billets of wood from pressing on
them: they then poured on the pile, above where the woman lay, a potful
of something that appeared to me to be oil; after this they heaped on
more wood, to the height of about four feet, above where the bodies were
built in; so that all I now saw was a stack of fire-wood.

“One of the Bramins, I observed, stood at the end of the pile next the
woman’s head——was calling to her through the interstices of the wood,
and laughed several times during the conversation. Lastly, they
overspread the pile with wet straw, and tied it on with ropes.

“A Bramin then took a handful of straw, which he set on fire at the
little heap of burning cakes of cow-dung; and, standing to windward of
the pile, he let the wind drive the flame from the straw till it catched
the pile. Fortunately, at this instant, the wind rose much higher than
it had been any part of the day; and in an instant the flames pervaded
the whole pile, and it burnt with great fury. I listened a few seconds,
but could not distinguish any shrieks, which might perhaps be owing to
my being then to windward. In a very few minutes, the pile became a heap
of ashes.

“During the whole time of this process, which lasted from first to last
above two hours before we lost sight of the woman by her being built up
in the middle of the pile, I kept my eyes almost constantly upon her;
and I declare to GOD that I could not perceive, either in her
countenance or limbs, the least trace of either horror, fear, or even
hesitation: her countenance was perfectly composed and placid; and she
was not, I am positive, either intoxicated or stupified. From several
circumstances, I thought the Bramins exulted in this hellish sacrifice,
and did not seem at all displeased that Europeans should be witnesses of
it.”

From Tanjore I proceeded to Negapatnam, which had been taken from the
Dutch by the Company’s troops, and where Mr. COCHRAN, an old friend of
mine, was Chief.

The communication by land between Negapatnam and Madras being
interrupted by the enemy’s troops, I embarked in a vessel, and proceeded
thither by sea——Major JOHNSTON, of the Engineers, being also a
passenger.




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                              LETTER LXI.

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Hitherto every step of my journey has been marked by occurrences so
unexpected, and accidents so extraordinary, that I should feel some
repugnance to relate them, lest my veracity should be called in
question, were they not attested by so many living persons of
respectability, and by written documents, of authority on record. Were
one to consider them merely as the offspring of fiction, they would
perhaps have interest enough to catch the attention; but, viewing them
as facts, they borrow, from their number and rapid succession, as well
as from their singularity, so much of the complexion of imaginary
adventure, that the combination cannot, I think, fail to interest your
mind as well as your feelings.

Arrived at Nagapatnam, within a short run of Madras, it is natural for
you to suppose that adventure was at an end, and that fortune, fatigued
by the incessant exertion of her caprice, might have left me to proceed
the short residue of my way without further molestation. It fell out
otherwise: she had marked me as her game, and resolved to worry me to
the last moment; for, as we approached Madras, we were chased by a
French frigate, and taken near Fort St. George.

This appeared to me the greatest misfortune I had yet met with, and
likely to be the most fatal in its consequences. In order to explain
this, I must recur to certain circumstances, which, though I was
informed of them since my release from Hydernagur, I did not relate to
you, because they were no way connected with my narrative till now.

Monsieur SUFFREIN, the French Admiral, having a number of British
prisoners in his possession, whom he found it extremely inconvenient to
support, made a proposal for an exchange——which, from some failure in
the conveyance, or ambiguity in the terms of the correspondence, was
neglected.

The motives or accidents which gave rise to this neglect have never been
completely developed; and perhaps the Admiral himself, Sir EDWARD
HUGHES, and Lord MACARTNEY, were the only persons who knew the bottom of
that transaction. In such cases, however, the ignorance of fact is
generally supplied by conjecture; and men have presumed to censure
unequivocally on the mere hypothetical suggestions of their own
imaginations. Candour, however, in such a case, where it could not speak
with certainty, would speak with caution. An Historian, particularly,
should steer clear of party rancour, and not suffer the prejudice or
malignity which misled himself, to go down to and mislead posterity.
Where positive proof is wanting, if we are obliged to decide, we must
judge by analogy and inference; and in the case now before us, we have
little but the characters of the persons concerned to guide us in our
decision.

Of the horrid catastrophe which succeeded the neglect of exchanging
prisoners, it is hardly possible that any one but Monsieur SUFFREIN
himself could have had a conception. To suppose, that, under such an
impression, our leading men would have hesitated to prevent it, would be
to suppose their intellects weak, and their hearts corrupt and inhuman.
I fancy it will be difficult to fasten on Lord MACARTNEY either the one
or the other; for he was wise and humane: those whom the disappointment
of unreasonable expectations, or the malevolence of party, have induced
to suspect his Lordship’s heart, have been forced by his conduct to
revere his talents; and the breath of calumny has never touched the
humanity of Sir EDWARD HUGHES. Whatever their motives, therefore, may
have been——reason, conscience, and candour, must acquit them of the
consequences. It should be recollected, too, that Monsieur SUFFREIN’S
character was a very probable security, in the mind of men of sense and
honour, against any act of horrid inhumanity: his conduct as an Officer
had made a new æra in the Naval History of France: his talents and
courage might be compared, without disadvantage, to those of the best of
our British Admirals; and he had exhibited marks of uncommon generosity
to those whom the chance of war had thrown into his hands. It would
therefore have been something more than prescience to have presupposed
what actually happened; and I declare most solemnly, that the inference
I draw from the whole information I have had on the subject is, that,
calamitous though the event was, it attaches no positive guilt on any of
the parties concerned. The fact is plainly this: The French Admiral
having no place on the coast where he could secure his prisoners, and
grieving, as he himself subsequently wrote to Mr. HASTINGS, to see the
unhappy men, who had been six or seven months at sea, dying of the
scurvy, delivered over the prisoners, to the number of above three
hundred, to HYDER. Their fate afterwards was such as it would harrow up
your soul to hear related.

Take the whole of the circumstances into one glance, and see what my
feelings must have been on finding myself once more a prisoner. HYDER
ALLI, who was, when compared with the worst Despots of the European
World, a monster, must yet be considered, when put in comparison with
his successor TIPPOO, mild and merciful. HYDER, from policy and
hypocrisy, shewed some lenity to the prisoners who fell into his hands.
Instances are known where British captives have broke through the crowd
that surrounded him into his presence for protection——when he has
hypocritically feigned anger, threatened the persons who had treated
them ill; reprobated severity, and sent them off satisfied for the
present. TIPPOO, on the contrary, was so perfectly savage, that cruelty
seemed to be, not only the internal habit of his soul, but the guide of
all his actions, the moving principle of his policy, the rule of his
public conduct, and the source of his private gratification. Like the
tyger which, BUFFON tells us, kills the whole flock before he begins to
feed, every appetite of his yielded to the more urgent calls of
barbarity; and while one drop of blood remained unspilled, one agony
uninflicted, one tear unshed, the natural appetites of TIPPOO stood
suspended, and the luxuries of life courted his enjoyment in vain. Like
the hyena which THOMPSON calls the fellest of the fell, the fury of his
nature was neither to be controuled by resistance, nor assuaged by
blandishments. Aloof from the general order of the workings of
Providence, he stands a single instance, in which the Omnipotent has
presented a glowing living picture, ALL SHADE: not one ray breaks in, to
relieve the gloomy aspect of the piece; but, distinct from the whole
human race, of him alone it may be said, that he never yet disclosed,
even for a moment, one spark of virtue.

From barbarity so inflexible to those taken in the ordinary chance of
war, what could I expect if I fell again into his hands——I who had been
the instrument of one of his chief Governors’ defection——who had, by my
negociations, contributed to deprive him of a Province, and, what
perhaps might have had greater weight with him, robbed him of the
gratification of a long harboured revenge, by putting his enemy HYAT
SAHIB under the protection of the Company? Diabolical vengeance never
perhaps met with a subject of such sublime enjoyment, as the torturing
of me would have been to this monster. Couple this, then, my FREDERICK,
with the fears of SUFFREIN’S doing by me as he had already done by the
other English prisoners——and guess what my terror and consternation must
have been at falling into the hands of the French!

Having struck our colours to the French frigate, the Captain ordered us
to follow her, and steered to the Northward. We obeyed him for some
time: at length night fell; and, a fresh and favourable breeze
fortunately aiding the attempt, we put about, ran for Madras, and
luckily dropt anchor safely in the Roads. In the escapes I had hitherto
had, there was always some disagreeable circumstance to alloy the
pleasure arising from them——In this instance, my joy was pure and
unqualified; and I looked forward with a reasonable hope that the worst
was all over.

Here I found Lord MACARTNEY Governor, struggling to support the credit
of the Company, and directing their affairs through such embarrassments
and difficulties as made the most wise and temperate despair of success.
So arduous an undertaking as the Government of Madras then was, has
rarely occurred; and a more successful final accomplishment is not to be
instanced. In the incessant conflicts to which he was exposed, he
maintained his post with inflexible firmness and unabated energy of
mind——and, in the most trying circumstances, discharged his important
duty with zeal, integrity and wisdom. The strict discharge of the duty
he owed to his Country, raised clamours against him among an interested
few in India; but the united applauses of all parties, on his return to
England, stamped currency on his fame, and has broken the shafts of
detraction.




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After so many hazards and hardships as I had undergone, it was a most
pleasing reflection to find myself in a society composed of my oldest
professional connections, and warmest and sincerest friends: but this
was a happiness I could not long enjoy; for, being charged with a
mission from HYAT SAHIB to the Governor-General and Supreme Council, I
was constrained to proceed to Bengal, and accordingly set sail for
Calcutta, which I reached in little more than a week, without
encountering any accident, or meeting a single occurrence, worth the
relation. Upon my arrival there, Sir JOHN MACPHERSON, who was in the
Supreme Council, gave me a kind invitation to live at his house, and
presented me to Mr. HASTINGS, with whom I entered into a negociation on
behalf of HYAT SAHIB, which will appear by the following letters:

                    LETTER TO WARREN HASTINGS, ESQ.

                                               “_Calcutta, May 3, 1783._

      “HONOURABLE SIR,

“Indisposition has put it out of my power, since the first day after my
arrival here, to have the honour of paying you my respects, and of
laying before you, for the information of the Board, the objects of my
mission to your superintending Government.

“As these objects are of public importance, and as ill health may
prevent me, for some time longer, from having the honour of waiting upon
you, I take the liberty to beg your attention to this address.

“The great Revolution in favour of the India Company upon the West side
of India, and to which I had the happiness of being in some little
degree instrumental, has been certainly brought about by the zeal and
spirit of General MATHEWS; but that Officer ascribes to the orders and
supplies of your Government the principal merit of the undertaking: he
looks to the same Government for support in the arrangement which he has
made, and may make, for the security of the conquered Province.

“The hurry in which I left him, and his anxiety for my speedy
communication of his successes, gave no time for a formal communication
to the Governor-General and Council, of the particulars of his
successes, and of the arrangements which he wished to be adopted. He
wrote a short account of the first to the Presidency of Fort St. George;
and gave me a public letter to the Commander in Chief of the Military
Establishment of that Presidency to which I particularly belong, in
attestation of the services I rendered in the negociation between him
and the Governor of Bidanore, for the surrender of that Capital and
Province. A copy of that letter I have the pleasure to lay before you.

“As I was charged with a particular commission from HYAT SAHIB, the
Manager of the Bidanore Province, to the Governor-General and Council,
as appears by his letter, which I had the honour of presenting to you,
General MATHEWS gave me, in verbal instructions, and memorandums written
in his own hand, the particulars of what he wished me to represent to
your Government: he gave me, besides, short notes of introduction to two
of the Members of Government, whom he knew personally——referring them to
me for an account of his situation, and, allowing me, I believe, more
credit than I deserve, for the share I had in contributing to his final
acquisition of Bidanore without drawing a sword.

“It would be tedious, and more fit for the detail of conversation than
of a public address, to inform you of the various steps that led to the
surrender of the Capital and Province of Bidanore. I had had several
conferences with HYAT SAHIB before HYDER’S death, and endeavoured to
suggest to him the advantage which would arise to him From a revolt in
favour of the Company. My efforts in these conversations ended
ultimately in the most rigorous distress to myself: I was put in irons,
and remained so for four months, in a situation only of existence,
without any hopes of ever escaping. When General MATHEWS had stormed the
Ghauts, HYAT SAHIB sent for me, and, after various struggles, and much
indecision, agreed to my proceeding to the English camp; and I conducted
General MATHEWS, almost unattended, into Bidanore. HYAT SAHIB at length
agreed to submit: but as, in his various conversations with me before
and after that event, he made a very particular distinction between the
Government of Bombay and the chief Government of the English in
Indostan, so he proposed that I should immediately depart, after he had
given up the place and all the forts of the Province, with a letter to
you, to obtain your sanction to me to his arrangements with the English
General.

“These arrangements were not even clearly defined before my departure;
and so anxious was he for my speedy arrival at Calcutta, that he only
gave me the general propositions that are contained in his letter.

“Permit me here to observe, that it is by the treatment which HYAT SAHIB
meets with, that the other Chiefs of HYDER’S Country will estimate the
advantage of abandoning the interests of TIPPOO SAHIB, or will confirm
their dependence upon him. TIPPOO was prevented by his father from all
intercourse with the Governors of his Provinces, or any interference in
country affairs; so that those left in charge at his father’s death are
strangers to him, and are men to whom he has little attachment. He is,
besides, considered to be of a cruel disposition. His father was cruel
upon a political principle: he is thought to be so from nature.

“The unfortunate differences about money which arose in General
MATHEWS’S camp, and of which you will probably hear from the Presidency
of Bombay, took up much of the General’s time, and may have retarded his
operations: however, his success in the reduction of Mangalore gives a
security to his conquests. The revenues of the Bidanore Province are
about twenty lacks of pagodas per annum.

“The particular situation of the Capital merits attention. It is placed
in a valley of considerable extent in circumference: according to the
best observation I could make, there is an ascent to it, from all sides,
of near seven miles: it can only be approached by four roads, which are
cut among the hills, and which were judiciously fortified with great
pains by HYDER: woods, to the depth of many miles, are a frontier round
its skirts; and where these admitted a passage, HYDER took the
precaution to plant bamboos and thorns—so that I have little fear but
that General MATHEWS will be able to defend these passes; and as for
provisions, and military stores of all kinds, that were found in
Bidanore, of the latter particularly, what, according to General
MATHEWS’S own declaration, would equip nine such armies as his.

“Cundapore is the next sea-port to Bidanore, and is distant about fifty
miles: Mangalore is distant about a hundred miles. The road leading from
Mangalore joins with that from Cundapore, where the ascent of the hills
commence: another road from Bidanore leads to Seringapatam, and a fourth
into the Marhatta Country.

“It was from the lower Country, along the sea-coast, between Onore and
Mangalore, which is watered by many rivers, and is the best cultivated
Country I ever saw, that HYDER got the greatest part of his provisions
for his army in the Carnatic; and, independent of the advantages which
the Company have gained by the acquisition of these Countries, the
consequent losses of the Mysoreans are immense, and such as will disable
them from assisting the French in the Carnatic.

“It becomes not an Officer of my rank to make any observations that
relate to the conduct of the different Governments of my Employers; but
I am obliged to observe, in justice to HYAT SAHIB’S declaration to me,
that he will not rely upon any arrangement made in his favour by the
Governor and Council of Bombay, unless he has a speedy answer to his
letter from this Government. He has requested me to return with that
answer, and with the sanction of the Governor-General to the cowl given
to him by General MATHEWS. Though I am worn down by my sufferings in
prison, and my health can scarcely enable me to be carried by land, I am
ready to undertake this service; for I know it is the greatest I may
ever have it in my power to render to the Company and to my Country.

“My return to the other coast with a favourable answer to HYAT SAHIB,
will be the signal to other Chiefs to throw off the yoke of TIPPOO; and
if Colonel LONG has made any progress in the Coimbatore Country, or that
General MATTHEWS has not been too severely pressed by TIPPOO, I may
arrive upon the other coast in time to be of real use to the Company.

“I know, Honourable Sir, the liberal and great system of your
administration: I will not, therefore, point out any little
circumstances about the footing upon which I should return to HYAT
SAHIB, or remain upon the other coast. I wish only to be rewarded by my
Employers as I am successful; and I shall leave it to your goodness, and
to your distinguished zeal for the public propriety, to give me any
instructions for my conduct, or to charge me with any advices to General
MATHEWS, as you may think proper.

“I hope you will pardon this long and irregular address, and honour me
by communicating any part of it that you may think worthy of
communication to the Gentlemen of the Council.

                                  “I have the honour to be, &c. &c.
                                                      “DONALD CAMPBELL.”

“_P. S._ When you are at leisure, and I am able to have the honour of
attending you, I would wish to communicate to you a more particular
detail of my conversation with HYAT SAHIB——what General MATHEWS’S hopes
of support from this Government were, and the future plans he then
meditated——and my ideas of the measures that should be pursued by the
Presidency of Fort St. George, to support General MATHEWS, and improve
the advantages he has gained.

    “_To Warren Hastings, Esq.
 Governor-General of Bengal._”


          LETTER FROM HYAT SAHIB, ALLUDED TO IN THE FOREGOING.

      (_Usual Introduction._)

“I have directed the affairs of the Soobeh of Hydernagur for some years
past, on the part of the NAVVAUB HYDER. When lately attacked by the
victorious forces of the English under the command of General MATHEWS, I
opposed him, and fulfilled my duty in every respect; but seeing the
superior fortune and force of the English, and receiving proposals for
peace from General MATHEWS, by these circumstances, but more especially
by the persuasions of Captain CAMPBELL, the son of Colonel CAMPBELL, who
was formerly at Chinaputtan, I was induced to come to terms, and
delivered up to General MATHEWS the treasury, property, stores and keys
of the forts of this Country. If I had been disposed, I had it in my
power to have appropriated this collected wealth to other purposes; but,
from a regard to the high fortune of the KING of ENGLAND, and the
uprightness and integrity of the English People, I have included myself
in the number of your servants, and have determined, with the utmost
sincerity and purity of heart, to serve you well and faithfully. By the
blessing of GOD, under your auspices, my endeavours towards the well and
full performance of my duty shall be ten-fold greater than heretofore;
and as General MATHEWS intends to proceed to Seringputtam, your loyal
servant will assist, to the utmost of his ability and power. You will be
fully informed on this subject by Captain CAMPBELL. Honour, and favour,
and reward, must flow from you.

“From the time of your first establishment in this Country to the
present period, the engagements of the English have been sacredly
performed and adhered to; nor have they been wanting in their protection
of the honour and dignity of the Surdars of Bengal, and other places. I
hope, from your favour and benevolence, that you will issue your
commands to General MATHEWS, to favour me with all due kindness and
attention. I have taken shelter under the shadow of your benevolence.
Captain CAMPBELL has shewn me great kindness so this respect, and, by
encouraging me to hope for your favour, has led me to become your
servant. You will be fully informed of the state of affairs in this
quarter by Captain CAMPBELL’S letters.

“Written on the 25th of Suffur, A. H. 1197.”

                                     A true copy,
                                                   J. P. AURIOL, _Sec._”


                    LETTER TO WARREN HASTINGS, ESQ.

                                              “_Calcutta, May 25, 1783._

    “HONOURABLE SIR,

“Some time ago, I did myself the honour of writing to you, on the
subject of my mission from HYAT SAHIB to this Government.

“It is with pleasure I now understand that you have come to the
resolution of sending an answer to his letter. I cannot help delivering
it as my opinion, that a decided and avowed protection granted to him
from this Government, will be productive of great public utility: but
should you, and the other Gentlemen of the Council, think proper to
decline this, from motives best known to yourselves, and of which I
shall not pretend to judge, I beg leave humbly to represent, that the
sooner HYAT SAHIB’S letter is acknowledged, the more satisfactory it
will be to him, and the more efficacious in its probable good
consequences.

“I am ready and anxious to proceed immediately to the other coast with
the answer to HYAT SAHIB, and shall take the liberty of hoping that you
will give me instructions to remain some time with him, that he may have
an opportunity of transmitting, through me, any communication that he
may wish to establish with this Government. I have the pleasure to
inform you, that that Presidency to which I particularly belong, have
granted me their consent to be employed in the final arrangement of the
Bidanore treaty, should your Board think proper to choose me as a fit
person; and they have further unanimously done me the honour to approve
of my conduct in the commencement of this business.

“With respect to the appointments you may judge right to allow me, I
trust entirely to your own ideas of propriety. I wish for nothing more
than what is sufficient to defray the expences of such a journey, and to
enable me to maintain that character in a situation of this kind which
is requisite to promote the public good.

                    “I have the honour to be, with the greatest respect,
                              HONOURABLE SIR,
                           Your most faithful and most obedient servant,
                                                      DONALD CAMPBELL.”

After some delay, I received instructions, together with a letter from
Mr. HASTINGS for HYAT, with which I set off in order to deliver it into
his own hands, as follows:


                   LETTER TO CAPTAIN DONALD CAMPBELL.

    “SIR,

“I have it in command from the Honourable the Governor-General and
Council, to transmit you the inclosed answer from the Governor-General
to the letter which you brought from HYAT SAHIB, the Fousdar of
Bidanore, to this Government, upon the occasion of his surrendering that
Country to the Company. As you propose to return to Bidanore, the Board
request that you will deliver this answer in person to HYAT SAHIB, with
assurances from them of every protection and support which the eminent
services rendered by him to the Company give him so good a right to
expect, and which they have it in their power to grant; and you will
acquaint him, that they have further agreed to recommend him in such
terms to the Honourable the Court of Directors, as may encourage him to
hope for every attention from their justice.

“Considering the great importance of the acquisition of Bidanore to the
Company, its proportionable disadvantage to the enemy, and the magnitude
of the object to be obtained by holding out every possible incitement
and encouragement to the Managers of the Mysore Country, to throw off a
new and unsettled dependence on the enemy’s Government, in order to
obtain a more secure and beneficial tenure from the Company’s
possession, the Board are the more readily inclined to afford this early
return to the advances of HYAT SAHIB, in the hope that it will inspire
him with fresh confidence in the English Government, and rivet his
attachment to it.

“It will be at your option, either to return immediately with HYAT
SAHIB’S answer to the Governor-General’s letter, if you shall deem it of
sufficient consequence to require it, or to remain with him, if you
conceive that your residence there for any time will be more conducive
to the public interests; but, in either case, you are desired to report
the particulars of your reception and proceedings to this Government,
with any other information which you may think it useful for them to
know.

                       “I am, SIR,
                            Your most obedient, humble servant,
                                                    J. P. AURIOL, _Sec._

_Fort William, May 29, 1783._”


It would be unpardonable in me to let this occasion pass without
expressing the high sense I entertain of Mr. HASTINGS’S politeness, and
Sir JOHN MACPHERSON’S kindness and hospitality during my stay at
Calcutta. As to Mr. HASTINGS, in his public capacity, it would be
presumptuous and injudicious to say much, as he now stands for the
judgment of the highest Tribunal in this Country. My own observation
leads me to consider him as a man of sound, acute and brilliant talents,
and of a vast and comprehensive mind——of manners sociable, amiable, meek
and unaffected——and of a disposition truly benevolent. His superior
knowledge of the political interests of Indostan, and particularly of
the affairs of the East India Company, has never been questioned; and,
if the suffrage of the People of India may be allowed to decide, his
conduct as Governor-General, though, like every thing human, intermixed
with error, was, on the whole, great and laudable——for I declare I
scarcely ever heard a man in India, Native or European, censure him,
although he was often the subject of conversation with all persons and
in all companies in the East.

The social virtues of Sir JOHN MACPHERSON are so well known, that it
would be superfluous to notice them. The same friendship and hospitality
I experienced in his house, has been shared by many, who are not
backward in doing him ample justice on that head. But his conduct during
his short administration can be known only by those who make the
political concerns of India a subject of studious attention. To enter
into a detail of his various wise regulations for the restoration of the
Company’s affairs, would be destructive of the end I propose, which is,
by a concise and simple summary of the whole, to render a fair picture
of his administration so clear as to be understood by any person,
however ignorant he may be of the politics of that Country, and so brief
as not to discourage the reading of it.

Sir JOHN MACPHERSON took the reins of Government into his hands on the
first of February, 1785. He found the Company’s revenues diminished, and
their expenditure increased, by the continual claims of Proprietors,
Directors, and Ministers, to a share in the patronage of Mr.
HASTINGS——and a public debt accumulating to an enormous amount. He
therefore saw the necessity of putting in practice every expedient
possible, and trying every experiment that the state of the Country
suggested, as likely to promote an increase of the revenue, a diminution
of the public expenditure, and a liquidation of the debt. He, therefore,
on the fourteenth day of his administration, commenced a reform, which
he continued with indefatigable zeal and industry to introduce through
the various departments of Government——and, beginning with himself,
discharged his body-guards. While he was thus employed in India, the
Company and Parliament in England were unremittingly engaged in
considering and molding into shape a system of reform also; and,
extraordinary as it may appear, the fact is, that the sagacity of Mr.
MACPHERSON had adopted by anticipation, and actually reduced to
practice, the identical speculative reforms which the Parliament and
Company were proceeding upon in England; and the general plan of reform
which passed the Court of Directors on the eleventh of April, 1785, had
been actually carried into execution by Sir JOHN MACPHERSON in Bengal,
in the months of February, March and April, 1785. He made arrangements
for the diffusion of knowledge——established the settlement of Pulo
Penang, or Prince of Wales’s Island——settled the Bank of Calcutta on a
firm basis——regulated the markets——and, by a plan of his own conception,
secured the Company from the accustomed fraudulent compositions with
Zemindars, by bonding their balances, and making the bonds cancelable
only by the Court of Directors. In fine, he introduced and carried into
effect a system of reform which had a most sudden and salutary effect on
the British affairs in India; and in an administration of only eighteen
months, he had the felicity to perceive the fruits of his wisdom and
industry maturing——to receive that best of earthly rewards, the esteem
and applause of his Fellow-citizens——and to be honoured by the best of
Sovereigns with the dignity of a Baronet.

While I was at Sir JOHN MACPHERSON’S house, I happened, in conversation
one day with Mr. MACAULEY, Sir JOHN’S Secretary, to be talking over some
part of my adventures; and found to my astonishment, that he had, in his
route to India, accidentally hired the very servant whom I had lost at
Trieste by sending him for letters to Venice; and Mr. MACAULEY assured
me, that he found him possessed of all the good qualities I had expected
to meet in him: but the poor fellow had died before my arrival at
Calcutta, to my great mortification and disappointment.

As the season in which I was to leave Calcutta was very unfavourable for
a voyage by sea, and the coast thereabouts is one of the most
inhospitable in the world, I set off by land for Madras, and in my way
had an opportunity of surveying that curious and grotesque monument of
superstitious folly, called the Jagranaut Pagoda. It is an immense,
barbarous structure, of a kind of pyramidal form, embellished with
devices cut in stone-work, not more singular than disgusting. Christian
Idolaters, in forming types and figures of divine beings, always
endeavour to represent them with personal beauty, as proportionate to
their divine nature as human skill can make it. Those Pagans, on the
contrary, in forming their idols, cast out every vestige of
beauty——every thing that, by the consent of Mankind, is supposed to
convey pleasing sensations; and, in their place, substitute the most
extravagant, unnatural deformity, the most loathsome nastiness, the most
disgusting obscenity. It is not in language to convey an adequate idea
of their temples and idols; and if it was, no purpose could be answered
by it, only the excitement of painful and abominable sensations. To keep
pace with the figures of their idols, a chief Bramin, by some accursed
artificial means, (by herbs, I believe), has brought to a most unnatural
form, and enormous dimensions, that which decency forbids me to mention;
and the pure and spotless women, who from infancy have been shut up from
the sight of men, even of their brothers, are brought to kiss this
disgusting and misshapen monster, under the preposterous belief that it
promotes fecundity.

In this Pagoda stands the figure of Jagranaut, (their god under Brama);
and a sightly figure it is truly!——nothing more than a black stone, in
an irregular pyramidal form, having two rich diamonds in the top by way
of eyes, and a nose and mouth painted red. For this god, five hundred
Priests are daily employed in boiling food, which, as he seldom eats it,
they doubtless convert to their own use in the evening.

I stopped at Vizagapatnam for a few days with Mr. RUSSEL, who was Chief
of that place. His style of living was so exactly similar to that of an
elegant family residing at their country-house in England, that I felt
myself more happy and comfortable than I had been since my arrival in
India; and that happiness was much increased by meeting Mr. MAXTON, who
was married to Mr. RUSSEL’S daughter. This Gentleman and I had, when
mere boys, been shipmates on our first going out to India: a warm
friendship took place between us, which has met with no interruption,
but rather increased from lapse of time, and greater habits of intimacy.
To see a man whom I so entirely esteemed, in possession of the most
perfect domestic felicity, and surrounded by a number of amiable
connections and friends, was to me a subject of the most pleasing
contemplation.




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                             LETTER LXIII.

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Leaving Vizagapatnam, I took my route along the coast, and arrived at
Masulipatam, where I heard rumours of the unfortunate fate of General
MATHEWS. This threw such a damp upon my spirits, that all the
hospitality and kindness of Mr. DANIEL, the Chief, could scarcely raise
me from despondence; and on my arrival at Madras, I found the whole
amply confirmed.

As HYAT SAHIB’S affair yet remained unsettled, and I considered myself
in a degree pledged to obtain him some satisfaction for his services in
surrendering the Province of Bidanore, and to fulfil my engagements with
him and the Supreme Council, I determined to proceed to Bombay,
notwithstanding the disaster of General MATHEWS, which had entirely
crushed all my private prospects in that quarter, and to co-operate with
HYAT SAHIB in such measures as might yet remain to us for promoting the
public good. I left Madras, therefore, and prosecuted my journey without
any material interruption until I reached Palamcotah, where the chagrin
arising from my various disappointments, co-operating with fatigue and
climate, threw me into a fit of sickness, which confined me to my bed
for five or six weeks. Upon recovering a little, I crawled on to
Anjengo, where, at the house of Mr. HUTCHINSON, the Resident, (who
treated me with cordial kindness), I waited for an opportunity of
getting to Bombay, and during that time laid in a stock of strength and
spirits: at length a Europe ship touching at Anjengo on her way to
Bombay, I obtained a passage, and proceeded.

At Bombay I found HYAT SAHIB, it having been deemed expedient to send
him away from Bidanore on the approach of TIPPOO with his army, where I
received from him a confirmation of what I have stated respecting
General MATHEWS receiving only two lacks of rupees and a necklace. And
now, as peace was negociating between us and TIPPOO, and my remaining on
the Malabar coast could be of little use, I determined to return to the
Carnatic. And here I have an incident to add to the many disagreeable
occurrences of my life, in which, with intentions the most innocent, I
was made the subject of obloquy and unmerited scandal.

Just at the time I was leaving Bombay, a young Lady, the daughter of a
person formerly of high rank in India, and now a Member of Parliament,
but whose name it would be useless to mention, wished to return to the
Carnatic; and I, at the request of herself, and another Lady with whom
she lived, unguardedly took charge of her during the journey. Before our
departure, I reflected upon the difficulties and impropriety of this
step, and communicated my ideas to the Ladies, who, instead of listening
to the objections I started, pressed me to fulfil my promise: I
consented, purely from principles of politeness and good-nature. During
the course of our journey, she unfolded to me, of her own accord,
certain acts of cruelty and injustice she had suffered from her father,
at the instigation of her _mother-in-law_, with a story of her innocence
having fallen, and her reputation having been destroyed, by a connection
of the Lady under whose charge she was, and who for that reason had
pressed her departure with me; and added, she was so disgusted with
India, that she determined to quit it; and entreated me to assist her in
the accomplishment of her wishes. I disapproved, in the most unqualified
terms, of her project——gave her the best and most disinterested
advice——and, through the whole disagreeable business which was imposed
upon me, acted merely with a view to her honour and happiness; and
several of the most respectable people in Palamcotah, where she passed
some time, and at Madras, where she afterwards resided, could attest the
delicacy of my conduct towards her, as well as the concern and interest
I took in every thing that was likely to be of advantage to her.

This is a fair statement of the matter; and yet, on account of it, I was
most infamously scandalized; and the scandal reached even the ears of my
father, whom, however, I soon satisfied on that head. But that which
stung me to the quick was the conduct of some of my own relations, (who,
if they even could not justify or approve, ought at least to have been
silent), in becoming the most virulent of my detractors——though, when
the character of those very relations had on former occasions been
reflected upon, I stood up and defended them at the imminent hazard of
my life. Such conduct appeared to me most atrocious; for, whether from
affection, selfishness, or pride, I always strenuously supported my
relations, if I heard them traduced in their absence——and, when I was
not able to justify their proceedings, at least suppressed the
conversation. To a man who had uniformly acted so, were there even no
reciprocation of family affection, mutual justice demanded different
treatment from that I experienced, which could have sprung only from
depravity of heart, poverty of intellect, and the most abject meanness
of spirit. And what is remarkable on this, as well as on other
occasions, those who had been under the greatest obligation to my father
and myself, were the most inveterate.

On the death of my father, looking over his papers in the presence of
the Deputy Sheriff of Argyll, and three other Gentlemen, we met with a
letter on the subject from the young Lady’s father to mine, reflecting
in a gross manner on my character. I directly wrote to that Gentleman,
explaining the whole affair, and demanding justice to be done to my
reputation. Upon an ecclairecissement of the matter, he wrote to me a
complete apology, acknowledging that he had acted on that occasion
through misrepresentation, and had too easily given credit to
ill-founded reports; and saying, that as the letter in question had, by
the perusal of the Deputy Sheriff and other Gentlemen, in some measure
become a matter of public notoriety, he thought it incumbent on him to
make that apology, and to express his sincere regret for any detriment I
might have sustained, by his yielding unguardedly to a sudden impulse of
passion, caused, as he was then perfectly convinced, by misinformation.

Thus was my character at once cleared of a calumny which the industrious
villany of a few had contrived to propagate through every spot of the
earth where I was known.

This story may serve as an instructive lesson to you, my FREDERICK, to
avoid, in the very first instance, any connection with women that in the
probable course of things can lead to private acts of confidence: they
are at best indiscreet——tend, as in this case, to make a man a dupe——and
never fail to lead to scandal and reproach. You will also, from the
letter of the Lady’s father, found eight or ten years after it was
written among my father’s papers, see the impropriety and hazard of
committing your thoughts incautiously to paper. I have known it
frequently, as in this instance, end in mortification and regret.

Before quitting entirely the Malabar coast, I took a trip to Surat,
which amply repaid me for my trouble. It surpasses any part of India for
extent and variety of commerce, for populous streets and suburbs, and
for a continually moving scene of opulence. For a more minute account of
it, I refer you to the Abbé RAYNAL, who, though not generally accurate,
is so elegant, that you will be able, from his description, to form a
lively conception of the place, and its singular customs.

Here I was received in a very friendly manner by Mr. SETON. And indeed I
may now once for all declare, that at every place where I stopped, and
every post I passed, from my leaving England till my return, I
experienced the most kind and liberal reception, and the most assiduous
attention: my wants of every kind, whether of vessels, boats, guards of
Sepoys, letters of introduction, &c. being supplied by anticipation, I
had scarcely occasion to make a request, or express a wish; nor was the
attention shewn to the public service less than that which was
manifested for my private convenience. To kindness so truly consolatory
as it then was to me, I never look back without sentiments of unbounded
gratitude and unfeigned acknowledgment.

My journeys by land in India after my shipwreck, independent of long
voyages by sea, amounted to more than three thousand miles. After
getting back to Madras, my health being materially injured, I resolved
to return to England: but, having seen almost all the Company’s
possessions, I felt a curiosity to see China, and determined to make
that my way. To render this route more agreeable to me, Lord MACARTNEY,
in addition to his other favours, gave me the following handsome letter
of introduction to Mr. PIGOU, the Company’s chief Supercargo at Canton:

                                      “_Fort St. George, July 23, 1784._

        “SIR,

“This letter will be dilivered to you by Captain DONALD CAMPBELL, of
this Establishment——a Gentleman who has signalized himself on many
occasions, but more particularly by his ability and address in
accomplishing the surrender of the fort of Bidanore, at which place he
had been long a prisoner. His ill state of health contracted there,
renders a voyage to China, perhaps to Europe, absolutely necessary.
Should he remain any time at your Settlement, I shall be much obliged to
you for any attention and civility shewn to him; and I shall be happy,
on any occasion you may afford me, of returning your polite attention to
an Officer of so much merit as Captain CAMPBELL, and of proving how much
I am,

           “SIR,
“Your most obedient and most humble servant,
                               “MACARTNEY.”

“_To William Henry Pigou, Esq._”

I had also a letter to Mr. FREEMAN, another Supercargo there; by whom,
as well as by Mr. PIGOU, I was treated with great politeness: and Mr.
FREEMAN being obliged to leave Canton, and go to Macao, for the recovery
of his health, invited me to accompany him there. I availed myself of
the opportunity; and, as we went all along through the rivers, had an
opportunity of seeing more of the Country than many of the Europeans who
visit that Country. With the observations which I made in the course of
this excursion and my residence at Canton, I would furnish you, but that
Lord MACARTNEY’S Embassy is just returned from that Country; and there
is every reason to hope that he, or some of the Gentlemen who attended
him, and who possess superior abilities and more ample materials, will
favour the Public with a much more perfect account than mine could
possibly be.

While I remained at Canton, a very disagreeable rupture took place
between the Factory and the Chinese. An English ship lying at Wampoa, in
saluting, shattered a Chinese boat; by which accident, two men in it
were much hurt with the splinters, and one of them died of his wounds
soon after. The matter was clearly explained to the Mandarins; and they
seemed to be satisfied that it was merely an accident. A few days after,
the Supercargo of the ship was forcibly seized, and carried into the
city; the Council met, and determined to send for the Sailors from the
ships; and in the evening after dark, fifteen or sixteen boats, with
four or five hundred men, attempted, in an irregular manner, to come up
to Canton——were fired upon by the Chinese boats and forts in passing,
and, with a few men wounded, were compelled to retreat. Nothing could
surpass the consternation and indecision of the Council; and after the
most humiliating language, they were obliged to appease the Chinese, and
settle the affair by giving up the gunner of the ship to their
resentment.

On the 29th December, 1784, I embarked in the Ponsborne East-Indiaman,
Captain HAMMET, in which I had come from Madras to China; and, after a
tolerable voyage of five months and two days, got on board a
fishing-boat off Falmouth, and was put on shore there, having been
exactly four years and five days from England.

Such was my impatience to see you, that I wrote from Falmouth for you to
meet me at Bath. We arrived there the same day; and never in my life did
I experience such transport as in first pressing you to my bosom: I
found you all that my heart could wish; and I must, in justice to my
opinion, aver, that not one action of your life has tended since to give
me a moment’s pain: on the contrary, I have every reason to be satisfied
that my sanguine hopes of you will be realized. The turn of your
thoughts and actions have been vigilantly watched and closely examined
by me; and from your affection to myself and your mother, your gentle
deportment to my domestics, your frankness and candour with your brother
and school-fellows——even from your fondness for your favourite dog
_Pompey_, and frequent silent contemplations of the etchings of his
countenance, I have drawn the most pleasing presages of purity and
innocence of heart, sweetness of temper, and refined honour and
generosity. If it pleases GOD to spare your life, and strengthen your
constitution, I shall still be the happiest of men, notwithstanding the
inroad made upon my feelings by the hardships and afflictions I had
undergone, of which many arose from unavoidable accident, and some from
malignant and unnatural persecution, arising from base envy, dictated by
cowardly revenge. I do not wish you to know who the wretches are: I only
wish you to know that such detestable passions do exist in human
nature——that, warned by their wickedness to me, you may, in your
progress through life, be cautious, temperate and guarded.

Another thing I am anxious to impress upon the mind, particularly, of
your brother JOHN, is the danger of a warm, impetuous temper. Many of
the hazards and difficulties of my life arose from the predominance of a
fiery spirit, and an ungovernable, mistaken ambition. A single instance
will serve to shew it. When I was under the command of Captain,
afterwards General MATHEWS, in his regiment of Cavalry, being cantoned
at a place called Tuckolam, in the neighbourhood of extensive woods,
information was brought us that wild bulls infested the neighbouring
villages, and had killed some people: we prepared to enter the wood, and
destroy, if possible, those ferocious animals, which had become the
terror and destruction of the contiguous country. The origin of those
wild herds was this——From time immemorial, a religious custom had
prevailed among the Pagan inhabitants, of offering a calf to the wood
upon the accomplishment of any favourite purpose, such as the safe
delivery of his wife, or the obtaining an employment, &c. In process of
time, those calves bred, and became numerous and incredibly fierce.
Independent of protecting the defenceless natives, it was in itself a
most interesting kind of hunting. The mode of doing it was this——A large
party, well mounted, galloping in a body up to a great flock, and
marking out the fiercest champion of the whole, attacked him with swords
and pistols. One day, a bull which was wounded, and thereby rendered
more fierce, though not less vigorous, got posted in some thick bushes,
in such a manner as to be approached only in front: a whim of the most
extravagant kind came into my head, suggested by vain-glory and youthful
fire——I thought it ungenerous for so many to attack him at once; and,
wishing to have the credit of subduing him, I dismounted from my horse,
and attacked him with a pike: I soon, however, had cause to repent this
rash and unwarrantable step; it had nearly been fatal to me——for the
bull soon threw the pike into the air, and, had it not been for the very
gallant exertions of my Brother Officers, who rode in upon him, and
rescued me at the moment that the brute’s horns had touched my coat, I
must have been killed. An Indian Officer, who was in my troop,
particularly distinguished himself, at the imminent hazard of his life,
the bull having tossed his horse and himself to a distance from his
horns. At this time I was but eighteen years of age, and had not the
judgment to reflect, that if I had been killed, my fate would be
attended with only pity or scorn for my folly; whereas, had I succeeded,
the whole reward of my danger would have been the useless applause of
some youngsters, idle, and inconsiderate as myself——while my rashness
would have been reprobated by every man whose good opinion was worth
enjoying. One or two people who were present at the time, are now living
in great repute in England. We succeeded, however, in driving those wild
cattle into the interior recesses of the wood, dividing the flesh of
those we killed among such of the poor Sepoys as would eat it, and
thereby rendered essential service to the contiguous villages.

Often when I have heard, in coffee-houses and play-houses, some of
our sporting sparks boasting of their prowess over a timid hare or a
feeble fox, I could not help recollecting with respect the hunters
of India, who chase the destructive monsters of the forest——the
boar, the tyger, the hyena, the bull, or the buffalo; and, while
they steel the nerves, animate the courage, and, by habitual deeds
of pith, fit themselves for war, render essential service to their
fellow-creatures, and save the lives and property of thousands. Such
greatness of spirit, under the controul of good sense, and the
direction of prudence, must render a man respectable——but, if not
managed with discretion, leaves a man no other praise than that of a
magnanimous madman. Take every opportunity, my dear FREDERICK, of
inculcating these precepts in the mind of your brother: the natural
warmth of his temper often makes me fearful of the mischievous
consequences which I have myself too often experienced——though, I
thank GOD, it never stimulated me to revenge, or to a premeditate
intention of injuring any one.

I have already said more than once, that I have a most perfect
conviction your amiable disposition will ensure to you the love of
Mankind; but it will at the same time subject you to many
impositions——to guard against which, a great share of sternness is
sometimes necessary: there is, besides, a certain degree of fortitude
absolutely requisite to give lustre to a gentle disposition; without it,
meekness is thought timidity——modesty, weakness——and the charming
mildness of the forgiving heart, abused as the pitiful resource of
abject apprehension and a mean spirit. There are times, therefore, when
the wickedness of men, and the customs of the world, make it necessary
to lay aside the lamb, and assume the lion. EUROPE at this moment
presents an awful and alarming crisis. In a neighbouring Country, the
conduct of the higher classes of society has produced a dreadful
convulsion: social order has been subverted, and the stability of
property annihilated: all reasoning from the history of former times is
found inapplicable to the present: the system of warfare itself has
undergone a revolution; and no man is able to say from positive
inference, “Thus will it be to-morrow.” Our insular situation, thank
GOD! protects us: and the precarious footing upon which civil order and
property stand in most Countries on the Continent, make our state in
England enviable. The time is nevertheless pregnant with extraordinary
event; and you are now approaching that age at which men should be ready
to act at the call of their Country. It is therefore fitting for you to
make such things the subject of frequent contemplation——to habituate
your mind to the meeting of danger, so as to be ready, at a moment’s
warning, to lay down your life, if necessary, for the good of your
Country; for, after all, my FREDERICK, what avails it whether we die in
this way or in that?——to die with honour and a good conscience, is all.
Let prejudice be laid aside——and who, possessed of common sense, could
hesitate a moment to prefer death in the field, to death with the
loathsome aggravation of sickness, the crocodile tears of pretended
friends, and the painful emotions and lamentations of those who really
love us?

Finally, I must observe, that at the time I left India, the affairs of
the British Nation wore so very lowering an aspect, all persons
acquainted with our concerns there, allowed nothing but a long series of
wise measures, with the best efficient servants to execute them, could
rescue the Company from ruin. I am happy in being able now to state,
without the possibility of contradiction, that the clouds which menaced
us in that quarter have since been gradually dissipating beneath the
measures of the BOARD of CONTROUL, under the direction of Mr. DUNDAS;
and are at last entirely dispersed by the glorious administration of
Lord CORNWALLIS, whose wisdom in the Cabinet tended no less to the
security, than his military talents, justice and moderation, to the
honour, of GREAT BRITAIN in the East. The choice of such a person for
the Government of India, reflects credit on HIS MAJESTY’S Councils, and
evinces that the paternal care and solicitude of our amiable SOVEREIGN
extend to the most remote part of the Empire.

                            END OF PART III.




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                               APPENDIX.


[Illustration]


                     _LETTER FROM GENERAL MATHEWS_,

                                   TO

           THE COURT OF DIRECTORS OF THE EAST INDIA COMPANY.


       ---------------------------------------------------------

                (REFERRED TO IN THE FOREGOING LETTERS.)

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    HONOURABLE SIRS,


        I have the honour of informing you of the success of your arms
on the Malabar Coast. You will have received advices of the outset of
the Expedition from Bombay, and the general purport of it. On the 12th
of December, I sailed with a small party; and thought proper, of my own
accord, to land at Rajamundroog, in preference to any other
place—because, on this part of the Coast, I had the double advantage of
being able to secure myself until reinforced, and to procure provisions,
which I could not have done at Cundapore, or any place to the Southward,
by reason of the numerous garrisons, and the vicinity of them to the
capital. The measures and dispositions of the Gentlemen at Bombay were
such, that I could not place any dependence upon being timely reinforced
from thence, or of having any supply of provisions. Rajamundroog is on
the top of a high hill, and commands the entrance of the best river on
the Coast. We took it by storm. The moment we landed, a short time was
taken up in preparing to move towards Onore; for we had not a cooly,
carriage, or bullock, to convey any stores. The battering cannon,
ammunition, provisions, &c. were sent by sea; and the great additions
that HYDER had made to the fortifications of Onore and fortified Island,
prevented my entering the river with the small craft, and obliged me to
land every thing, through a heavy surf on the beach, and then to cross
the river to the Northward of the fort. These impediments were got over;
and a practicable breach being effected, the assault was made—and the
garrison, consisting of two thousand five hundred men, were either
killed, drowned, or made prisoners.—Shortly after this, event, the
troops from the Southward, under Lieutenant-Colonel MACLEOD, were landed
at Rajamundroog. To wait for a junction, would take up much time: so,
that not a moment should be lost, I embarked, and landed near Cundapore,
under the fire of the Bombay Grab and the Intrepid, and immediately
seized a small fort that served to secure our stores. The enemy were in
sight, and seemed numerous: some prisoners that we took, reckoned them
at twelve hundred Horse, one thousand Sepoys, and five hundred Peons. My
party was composed of three hundred and fifty Europeans, six hundred
Sepoys, and four small field-pieces—with which I marched, first towards
the enemy, who drew back, and then I proceeded to Cundapore. They
incommoded my rear very much; but being determined to attack the fort, I
only acted on the defensive, and at seven in the evening got possession
of the fort, and the several redoubts that commanded the river. The
grand object of the Expedition, an attack upon Bidanore, remained to be
undertaken; and much serious reflection it required before the hazardous
enterprise should be determined on,—Your Honours will now take a view of
the state of my army: No carriage-bullock, and the few draft not able to
draw eight light field-pieces—not a cooly to carry musquet, ammunition
or provisions—not a tent—and many Officers, HIS MAJESTY’S in particular,
had not a single servant—neither bullock or sheep to be had, the enemy
having drove them off. The army, at this time, consisted of about eleven
hundred effective Europeans, and three thousand Sepoys. The distance
from Cundapore to the foot of the Ghaut is thirty miles, through a woody
country: the enemy’s army had been reinforced, and lay in the way. The
reports of the strength of the various works that defended the pass up
the mountains, was such as gave me but very faint hope of success; and
the difficulty of supplying my troops with rice, was almost of itself
sufficient to deter a person from the attempt. However, having positive
orders to take possession of Bidanore, I resolved to make a trial, and
issued directions for the march. We had not gone six miles, before the
enemy opposed us in force. We pushed forwards; and, by the effect of
well-served artillery, and the steadiness of the men, the enemy retired
as we advanced. The skirmish continued about three hours—after which we
were left to pursue our route unmolested; nor did the enemy make any
stand till we were on the fourth day’s march, within three miles of the
pass—where, the ground being favourable, they attempted opposition, and
were roughly treated, losing, by the bayonet and shot, above three
hundred men. They were pursued to a small fort, which was immediately
abandoned; and then fled to the first barrier or entrance of the pass.
This was a line of masonry that covered all the open ground, and was
closed by woods to the right and left. Upon six bastions were mounted
fifteen pieces of cannon; and on the left was a work on a steep
mountain, with two twelve pounders. This altogether had too formidable
an appearance to attack in front; but having reconnoitred the right, I
imagined that the flank might be tamed by ascending the hill through the
wood. Early in the morning, two parties were formed—one to attempt the
flank, the other to escalade the wall; but the enemy saved us that
trouble by evacuating the place. This was a happy moment to try the
pass; for the enemy, by felling trees, &c., would have thrown so many
obstacles in the way, that the want of provision would have compelled me
to relinquish the design. A party was instantly ordered to follow the
enemy up the hill, which, with little loss, gained the second barrier,
on which were mounted eleven guns. Fifty of the enemy were killed or
taken at this work. Having this success, I relieved the exhausted by
fresh detachments, which excited emulation, and encouraged the ardour of
the Sepoys; for, to the unremitting exertions of this branch of your
troops is due the honour of this day. Battery after battery was taken;
and the possession of the fort on the top of the Ghaut, about five in
the afternoon, called Hyderghur, crowned the whole. At this fort we
found mounted thirty pieces of cannon, from twenty-four to four
pounders; and at the different works in the pass, forty others, from
four to twelve.

When we contemplated the numerous redoubts and the height of the Ghaut,
and were told by prisoners that we had drove off seventeen thousand men,
including dismounted Cavalry, regular Sepoys, and match-lock Peons, we
could not consider the victory we had gained as due to us—our weak
efforts would have been in vain. The progress of your arms is to be
ascribed to the Divine Will. In the course of this war, Providence has
been peculiarly bountiful—When we were in want of rice, we were sure to
find a supply left for our use by the enemy—when our musquet-ammunition
was expended, the enemy’s magazines furnished us abundantly—cannon we
found in every fort, and such quantities of warlike stores, that we are
apt to suppose that HYDER supplied all his garrisons from this Coast and
from Bidanore. Hyderghur is about fourteen miles from Hydernagur,
_alias_ Bidanore, the capital of the Province.

In the night of the day that we gained the Ghaut, I was visited by
Captain DONALD CAMPBELL, the son of Colonel CHARLES CAMPBELL. He had
been wrecked off the Coast, was seized, and kept in irons, until the
approach of this army caused the Jemadar to release him, to employ him
as an Ambassador. His message was, that the Jemadar having lost his
Master (HYDER), and being upon bad terms with TIPPOO SAHIB, would
willingly put himself under the protection of the Company, provided that
the management of the Country was continued to him. The idea of getting
possession of the capital and the forts of the Kingdom towards
Seringapatam as well as the very great advantage I might expect from his
experience, abilities and influence, with the weak state of my army,
induced me to close with the proposal; and I sent him a cowl, signifying
that his power and influence should not be lessened. This, tho’ not
drawn with a pen of a Lawyer, was equal in value to the capital of
Bidanore. Captain CAMPBELL returned with it, and was to tell the Jemadar
that I should march in the morning.

Not expecting the great success that we had met with by forcing the pass
on the main road, I had detached Lieutenant-Colonel MACLEOD to the left,
to ascend the Ghaut through a narrow path, in order to attack Hyderghur
in the rear. The absence of this detachment, and the fatigue of the
former day, reduced my party to about four hundred Europeans and seven
hundred Sepoys; and all my guns were at the bottom of the Ghaut. With
this detachment I moved towards Bidanore, and was within a mile of the
walls before any message came from Captain CAMPBELL or the Jemadar: but
having nothing to apprehend in the field from the panic-struck enemy, we
continued our march until the welcome approach of Captain CAMPBELL
assured me the place was our own. On entering it, I was pleased to see
about four hundred of your Sepoys that had been taken in the Carnatic,
who offered me their service. Upon visiting the Jemadar, I repeated my
assurances, that while he behaved faithfully to the Company, the
management of the Country should be continued to him; and, although the
sword must be in your hands, that he should have as much power and
influence as his station required, and that you would not refuse
settling upon him very ample allowances. The enemy being in force, and
my army much weakened, with other disagreeable matters that occurred,
prevented my further advance than to take possession of two forts to the
Eastward; for, being apprehensive that the Killidar of Mangalore would
not deliver up that place to the order of HYAT SAHIB, and considering
that famous sea-port of more consequence to your affairs than acquiring
territory beyond the mountains, I held myself in readiness to march that
way, and was forced to lay siege to it. A practicable breach being made,
the Killidar thought proper to surrender it. Upon this happy event give
me leave to congratulate you; for it partly secures our conquests from
Carwar to Cananore. There are two or three places that I have not been
able to summons; but as these garrisons cannot expect any succour; they
will fall of course.

Thus have I given your Honours a short recital, from the first landing
of your arms on the 12th of December, to the reduction of Mangalore on
the 9th of March; in which short time a series of success has attended
us that can hardly be paralleled. All the enemy’s marine has fallen in
our hands, among which are eight ships of the line, either built or on
the stocks; and five of them might be sent to sea in a short time. After
informing you of the happy and glorious success of your arms, it is
painful for me to tell you, that dissention in the army, on account of
plunder and booty, has arisen to such a height as to threaten open
mutiny. I have informed your Honours of the terms that the Jemadar
required, and that I in your name granted; and you know in how peaceable
a manner this capital was resigned to you. I am sorry to say, that HIS
MAJESTY’S Officers have been foremost in the clamours; and that the
agents appointed by them have occasioned me much trouble and anxiety,
and a great deal of discontent throughout the army. I shall send you
copies of the several letters that have passed, for your determination.
They may suppose that I have appropriated treasure to my own use, or
bargained to restore the private property of the Jemadar to him; or that
I should agree that he should call all treasure and jewels his private
property, to the exclusion of what of right should belong to the
Honourable Company or the captors. I have only to assure your Honours,
that I have made no bargain whatever, either public or private, but what
was expressed in the cowl sent from Hyderghur, to which Captain CAMPBELL
was witness; and as I have frequently mentioned to my friends, that I
would not receive a present of consequence without the consent of the
Honourable Company, I shall inform you, that on say first visit the
Jemadar insisted on making me a present of a lack of rupees; and when he
pleased to give a donation to the army of two lacks and thirty thousand
of rupees, which sum waits your pleasure, he requested I would accept of
another lack of rupees. To both of these requests respecting myself, I
replied, that provided your Honours would give me leave, I should
certainly embrace that fortunate moment to gain an independence, and
shall wait your orders as to the disposal of two lacks of rupees. How
far my former and the present services may entitle me to your good
opinion, and to your acquiescence in thus rewarding me, is left to the
generality of your Honours; but I beg that you will believe, that,
during the course of my services, every thing of a similar nature shall
be laid before you.

If it were possible to satisfy the avidity of a body of men, this little
army would have a sufficiency of honour and profit to fill the most
greedy; but the infirmities of nature are not to be controuled by
reason. Avarice of the most pernicious tendency has pervaded the limits
of sense, and stepped beyond the bounds of duty. The army, not content
with acquiring, at the different places that has been taken on the coast
in ships of war, naval stores, merchandize, &c. &c. and in goods of
various kinds at Bidanore, which altogether the Jemadar says may be
valued at thirty lacks of pagodas; they seek to deprive the Jemadar of
his private property, under pretence of the lawful rights of war; and
assume a style and manner in their clamours and united addresses, that
appears intended to force from me what I think ought to be preserved for
the public service, and for the benefit of the Honourable Company. The
manner that the fort and city was delivered to the Company, does not
authorize me to touch private property; and the cowl implies a perfect
security for all such. Would your Honours be pleased, that by any
rapacious action of your Commander in Chief, that he or the troops
should forfeit the good opinion that may be entertained of them from
their rapid success, or that the public service should be considered as
a secondary object? Our name has fallen almost to contempt; but, as far
as lays in my power, it shall be recovered, if not raised to its former
eminence.

    _Mangalore, March 16, 1783._


                                _FINIS._

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                           Transcriber’s Note

The printer utilized two and frequently three hyphens for long dashes.
Those with two hyphens are replaced with a single em-dash, and those
with three will a doubled em-dash.

The text is in three parts and an appendix. The pagination of each
section begins with ‘1’. References to the text here include the leading
part number, as well as the page and line.

The following have been retained as appropriate for the era: caracature,
p. 1.9, harrassed, p. 1.15; imbecillity, p. 1.28; fidlers, p. 1.29;
primmer, p. 1.143; achme, p. 154; ecclairecissement, p. 1.162; syren, p.
163; carcases, p. 1.166; attrocious, p. 166; ancle, p. 168; tyrrany, p.
173; choaked, p 2.57, p. 3.19, p. 3.81; Haram, p. 2.57; developes, p.
2.72; bikering, p. 2.75; monkies, p. 2.106, 2.107; merchandize, p.
2.110, 2.111; exhilerating, p. 3.20; artizans, p. 3.92; finikin, p.
3.95; choreltry, p. 3.109; ecstacy, p. 3.125, negociation p. 3.151.

Errors deemed most likely to be the printer’s have been corrected, and
are noted here. The references are to the page and line in the original.

                                Part I.
  a.x.23   Inn[s]pruck                                    Restored.
  28.16    the brigh[t]est examples of earthly glory      Inserted.
  31.20    and unwield[l]y masses                         Removed.
  94.13    the enlarged v[ei/ie]ws                        Transposed.
  103.25   above five feet ten inches heig[th/ht]         Transposed.
  123.3    a perfect knowledge of the _s[c]avoir vivre_   Removed.
  125.24   alter for the worse.[”]                        Added.
  134.6    the g[ao/oa]l goal of superiority              Transposed.
  152.20   a suspension of labour or wor[l]dly business   Inserted.
  155.14   of such commer[ic/ci]al consequence            Transposed.
  162.10   would be an in[xe/ex]haustible mine            Tranposed.

                                Part II.
  20.1     has been in gene[e]ral so misused              Removed.
  54.19    ‘All English women are ——s.’[”]                Added.
  85.10    (not value a shilling[)]                       Added.
  113.9    and [I/it] was for some time                   Replaced.
  119.1    at[ at] last drawing in the horses             Removed.

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  49.20    which he co[n/m]pared                          Replaced.
  92.25    and ene[ger/rget]ic spirit                     Replaced.
  96.6     LETTER LV[I].                                  Added.
  105.6    palace of the J[a/e]madar                      Replaced.
  133.20   Colonel F[LU/UL]LARTON may be of weight        Transposed.
  135.17   Sept. 30, 178[5/3]                             Probable.
  143.19   to the last mo[n/m]ent                         Replaced.
  165.3    I set off by land for M[a]dras                 Restored.
  159.13   With respect to the appoin[t]ments             Inserted.
  167.7    I found the whole amply co[m/n]firmed.         Replaced.





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