Francis and Riversdale Grenfell : A memoir

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Title: Francis and Riversdale Grenfell
        A memoir

Author: John Buchan

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[Illustration: FRANCIS AND RIVY, AUGUST 1914.]




                                Francis and
                            Riversdale Grenfell

                                _A Memoir_

                                    BY
                                JOHN BUCHAN

                       THOMAS NELSON AND SONS, LTD.
                  LONDON, EDINBURGH, PARIS, AND NEW YORK

                      _First Published October 1920_




I should like to dedicate this little book to the Twins’ brothers and
sisters: especially to their sister Dolores, who was rarely absent from
their thoughts—or they from hers.

                                                                     J. B.

    _Degno è che dov’è l’un l’altro s’induce_
    _Si, che com’ elli ad una militaro,_
    _Cosi la gloria loro insieme luca._

                                           DANTE, _Paradiso_, xii., 34-36.

    _Ah, that Sir Humphry Gilbert should be dead:_
    _Ah, that Sir Philip Sidney should be dead:_
    _Ah, that Sir William Sackeuill should be dead:_
    _Ah, that Sir Richard Grenuile should be dead:_
    _Ah, that brave Walter Deuoreux should be dead:_
    _Ah, that the Flowre of Knighthood should be dead,_
    _Which, maugre deadlyest Deathes, and stonyest Stones,_
    _That coouer worthiest worth, shall neuer dy._

                                                     GABRIEL HARVEY, 1592.




CONTENTS.


       I. 1880-1889        1

      II. 1900-1904       20

     III. 1904-1905       53

      IV. 1906-1907       81

       V. 1907-1909      102

      VI. 1910-1914      153

     VII. 1914           186

    VIII. 1914-1915      207




ILLUSTRATIONS.


    Francis and Rivy, August 1914                    _Frontispiece_

    The Twins at the Age of Eight                  _to face page_ 7

    The Twins with the Eton Beagles                       ”      14

    The Twins with Lord Grenfell at Malta, April 1901     ”      24

    The Twins after the Kadir Cup                         ”      62

    Francis at Polo                                       ”      94

    Rivy on “Cinderella”                                  ”     104

    Francis on “Michael” and Rivy on “Cinderella”         ”     161




PREFACE.

BY FIELD-MARSHAL LORD GRENFELL, G.C.B., G.C.M.G.


The Twins wrote to each other almost daily, and when Francis went to the
Boer War they settled to keep each other’s letters. A large collection
was found after their death, and when examined it seemed to their family
worthy of some form of publication. Mr. John Buchan, who was one of the
Twins’ greatest friends, most kindly undertook to prepare a memoir. It is
intended that any profits derived from the sale of the book should go to
benefit the finances of the Invalid Children’s Aid Association, a branch
of which was founded in Islington by Rivy in 1912, and in which both
brothers were greatly interested.

On September 5, 1880, when quartered at Shorncliffe, I received a
telegram from my brother announcing the birth of the Twins. Thus the
family of seven sons and four daughters had increased to a total of
thirteen. Of these, eight went to Eton, four of them being in the Eleven;
one entered the Royal Navy, and five of them died in the service of
their country—Pascoe, the eldest, killed in the Matabele rising; Robert,
12th Lancers, my A.D.C. in Cairo, in the charge of the 21st Lancers at
Omdurman; Reginald, 17th Lancers, of illness caused by service in India;
Francis and Rivy in the Great War. All the surviving brothers served in
the war, one as Brigadier-General, and three as Lieutenant-Colonels.

My various military appointments and duties kept me out of England most
of the time the Twins were children and boys at school; but on the death
of their father, when they were sixteen, I became their guardian, and our
friendly relations of uncle and nephew became much more intimate and more
like those of father and son. I was known to them as “The Uncle,” and was
accustomed frequently to hear the phrase, “Go it, Uncle.”

I remember arriving on a visit to them at Eton and finding their room
strewn with answers to their appeal for help to build new kennels for
the beagles, of which Francis was master. They were then at the zenith
of their popularity and success: Francis in the Eleven and Master of
the Beagles, Rivy Whip, and both members of Pop; and I felt my position
as Sirdar of the Egyptian army to be a far inferior one to that of my
nephews at Eton.

Later, at a review of a large number of Public School Cadets by the
Queen, I, in my official capacity, was standing close to Her Majesty to
announce the names of the various schools, when the leading company of
Eton Cadets marched past, and I was alarmed to hear the usual signal
whistle of the Twins to me, with the exclamation “Hullo, Uncle!”

Francis was my godson, and began his military career in my regiment. When
staying with me as extra A.D.C. at Malta he received his commission in
the King’s Royal Rifles in 1901.

The visit of the Twins to Malta had a decided effect on their future.
They met interesting men of the army and navy, and began to realize the
vast extent of the British Empire, and also their own ignorance of its
history and geography. They had never even heard of Napoleon III. and the
last French Empire! Our daily readings, especially the _History of Our
Own Times_, enlarged their understandings and made them eager for further
instruction and more knowledge. From that time dates the remarkable
assiduity with which they pursued their studies, both in languages and
history, especially military history, and laid themselves out to meet men
of culture and distinction, whose acquaintanceship they felt would be
useful in the future.

Each was invariably in the other’s mind, and they sometimes had
premonitions of harm. When Francis fell ill at Inverness with what seemed
at first only a chill, Rivy, who was staying with me, said he _must_
go to Francis. Oddly enough he was quite right, as when he arrived in
Scotland he found him very ill with typhoid fever, no telegram or warning
having arrived.

Rivy settled down to a financial career, and when travelling in America
he studied the management of railways and methods of business. While
there he astonished a friend of his father’s by asking him if, as a
favour, he might work in his office next to one of his clerks. “Why,
certainly you may,” was Mr. Morton’s answer. “I am an old man, and have
often been asked for a holiday, but this is the first time any man
enjoying a holiday has asked me for leave to work.”

While taking their occupations seriously, as companions they were most
cheerful and humorous, original and quaint in their points of view,
and very amusing in the simplicity of their observations. Many were
the instances of their sympathy and kindness to others. Francis on one
occasion sat up all night with a porter at the Bath Club who had smashed
his hand in an accident, and this was at a time when he was preparing
for an important examination. Happy days were spent at Butler’s Court,
which was open to them and their ponies whenever they cared to stay,
and I was much struck by the efficient management of their stud. Their
affection for my children, shown in so many ways, was a delight to me
and to their mother, and the attention shown to the villagers and old
employees of Wilton Park made them very popular.

As children they had adopted Lord Burnham, who lived close by at Hall
Barn, as a most intimate friend. He was much amused on one occasion when
they stayed with him during the holidays for a ball, and appeared wearing
large pairs of white gloves borrowed from the footmen, whose billycock
hats they also wore in church the next day. After Francis’s death Lord
Burnham wrote a most beautiful and touching leading article in the _Daily
Telegraph_. They were devoted to him and his family, and their affection
was reciprocated.

The Twins sympathized with all in sickness or sorrow; and in the greatest
affliction that can happen to any man, they arrived to stay with me and
made themselves most useful and helpful.

In 1901 Francis began his military career in the King’s Royal Rifles.
The strong wish to join the cavalry, which I think had always been in
his mind (three of his brothers having been in cavalry regiments and two
in the yeomanry), could not be carried out at that time for financial
reasons; but this was an abiding desire, which the attractions of so good
a regiment as the King’s Royal Rifles did not quite eradicate. He did
well in the regiment, and on his death the colour-sergeant of his company
wrote to me to say what an efficient company officer he had been, and
what care he had taken in the instruction of the men. One reason why he
desired to transfer from the infantry to the cavalry was that the effects
of enteric still clung to him, and he found the long route marches of
the infantry almost unbearable. But he always acknowledged that his
short service in the King’s Royal Rifles had greatly assisted him in his
career, and that he acquired there the soldier-like qualities of training
and discipline.

On his return to England in 1907 we saw a good deal more of each other,
and it was delightful to see his happiness in the cavalry, and his
determination to master all obstacles which would prevent him from
joining the Staff College. I had the opportunity then of reading his
criticisms and notes on manœuvres, which were excellent and commended in
the regiment. In my opinion he would have eventually taken a high place
in the army as a cavalry leader. He loved his squadron and his regiment,
and he left no stone unturned to fit himself for eventual promotion and
command.

A course at the Cavalry School at Netheravon, and several visits to his
friend Colonel Félines at the French Cavalry Establishment at Saumur,
together with his attendance both at French and German manœuvres, show
by his voluminous notebooks that he had taken the greatest trouble
thoroughly to study cavalry training, tactics, and command.

He possessed the highest ideals of discipline in the conduct of war,
tempered by a happy power of commanding the affection and obedience
of men, especially of his own squadron. His desire for knowledge was
insatiable, and he used every endeavour to achieve his objects. I
remember, quite in the early days, finding Rivy and Francis in their
small room at the Bath Club, notebooks in hand, and Dr. Miller Maguire
lecturing to them on military history with all the care which he would
have bestowed on an audience in the United Service Institution.

On the 30th August, after the first month of war, I found Francis at No.
17 Belgrave Square, the temporary and well-appointed hospital of Mr.
Pandeli Ralli, where I told him that he had been recommended for the
Victoria Cross. He received my news with surprise and said, “This honour
is not for me—my squadron gained it”; but he was greatly pleased when
Lord Roberts and Lord Grey came to congratulate him.

When able to move he came down to me at Overstone, and there I had the
sad task of breaking to him the news of Rivy’s death. His brother Harold,
whose brigade was being inspected by the King that morning, was taken
aside by his Majesty and told that Rivy’s name was mentioned among the
casualties, and he came right away to Overstone to tell me. Francis
received the news quite calmly, but from that moment he was a changed man
in everything but his enthusiasm for his regiment and his desire to get
back to the fighting line.

His Majesty showed gracious and kindly interest in both, and gave Francis
a special interview, the account of which I quote from his diary:—

“On Monday, February 22, 1915, I was ordered to go to Buckingham Palace
to receive my Victoria Cross, driving there in khaki with my sister. Was
shown into Clive Wigram’s room, who told me of the heavy loss of the
16th Lancers. A few minutes before eleven we went into the equerry’s
room, and he took me upstairs to the King’s room, which I entered. He was
alone in the room, which looked like a study, with many Indian ornaments
about. The King came forward and shook hands with me. As my right hand
was wounded, I was only able to use my left. Both remained standing and
talked for some time about the war. He had heard of the heavy loss of
the 16th Lancers, and that we had been sending out some 15-inch howitzer
guns which would greatly strengthen us, and every day we were getting
stronger. I asked the King if he had visited the prisoners who had come
from Germany. He said he had, and described how badly some of them had
been treated, and spoke strongly against the Germans. He then stepped
back and took my Victoria Cross out of a small box and pinned it on to
me, congratulating me on getting it. He said how sorry he was for the
loss of my twin brother. I said I had not deserved the Victoria Cross,
and hoped he would allow me to convey to the men who really deserved it
his kind congratulations and good wishes. I said I hoped in the future
the decoration would urge me to go forward and do a great deal more for
him and for England, as the army thought only of him and loved both. My
interview then ended.”

Early in April, having recovered from his second wound, he returned to
France. The last letter received from him was to his sister. It is dated
the 18th of May:—

“On the 14th we remained in pouring rain in trenches, bitterly cold,
and then reached the camp at 3 a.m. very tired, and my feet a little
frost-bitten. On the 15th and 16th we rested, and are moving back again.
I am writing to you from a trench. We are up to our knees in mud, and it
has rained since yesterday when we came here, but we are all hale and
hearty. My boots and puttees are soaked, but must remain so for three
more nights. I never felt fitter, though tired of this sort of warfare.
I hope I never get shelled again like the other day. It is a very high
trial sitting still and enormous shells bursting, blowing all the ground
up, able to do nothing, and just waiting for your turn.”

His turn came the day after this letter was received. On the 28th of May
I received a letter from Lord Charles Beresford, who had just arrived
from France. He announced the death of Francis, shot through the heart,
dying in a quarter of an hour. He had come over with an officer who had
attended his burial. It was better to have got the news in a sympathetic
letter from an old friend, rather than a curt telegram from the War
Office.

By his last letter to me, after the fifteen hours’ bombardment on the
13th, when the Ninth stuck it out, I gathered that whatever happened he
would never retire, but meant to do or die. He had great charm, good
looks, strength and purpose in important things; was utterly careless in
the conventionalities of life, too much being crowded into the same day;
but in greater questions he had a strong will, great determination, and
would not be denied. No loss was more genuinely felt than Francis’s and
Rivy’s death.

I received a large number of letters and telegrams.

                                         “ROYAL PAVILION, ALDERSHOT.

    “TO FIELD-MARSHAL LORD GRENFELL,
        “OVERSTONE PARK, NORTHAMPTON.

    “The Queen and I are grieved beyond words that your gallant
    nephew has fallen in battle. I was proud to give him his
    nobly-earned Victoria Cross, and trusted he might live to wear
    it for many years. Our heartfelt sympathy with you.

                                                       “GEORGE R.I.”

       *       *       *       *       *

                                                        “_May 1915._

    “Deeply grieved by sad news. Please accept and convey to his
    sisters my heartfelt sympathy in your great sorrow.

                                                        “ALFONSO R.”

       *       *       *       *       *

                                                        “_May 28th._

                                 “G.H.Q.

    “TO FIELD-MARSHAL LORD GRENFELL,
        “OVERSTONE PARK, NORTHAMPTON.

    “Will you let me condole with you on the loss of your gallant
    and distinguished nephew in the 9th Lancers after having been
    twice wounded. His record of gallantry is unsurpassed.

                                    “FIELD-MARSHAL SIR JOHN FRENCH.”

       *       *       *       *       *

    From COLONEL HON. C. WILLOUGHBY, 9th Lancers.

    “Francis joined the Ninth just about the time I got command
    when we were stationed at Rawal Pindi. I was very pleased to
    get him as a subaltern. He was one of the hardest working
    officers I ever knew, always doing his best whether at work
    or play, thereby setting a high example to others. His good
    horsemanship and quick eye soon made him a very valuable
    cavalry officer; this combination also brought him to the
    fore in the polo world, where he did such good work for the
    regiment in after years. The Ninth have lost a good officer, a
    high-principled gentleman, and a real good sportsman.

    “As you probably know, Francis was a dear friend of ours; I was
    very, very fond of him.”

       *       *       *       *       *

    From COLONEL DESMOND BEALE-BROWNE.

    “Francis has left a memory and example that will never fail.
    A braver soul never stepped. His high ideals, and boundless
    enthusiasm for the regiment and the cause in which we are
    fighting, was an example we shall never forget, and the
    regiment is indeed proud to think that it had Francis Grenfell
    in its ranks. I only so regret he did not live to hear the
    praise bestowed on the regiment which he loved so dearly, and
    whose honour he had done so much to maintain.”

       *       *       *       *       *

    From MAJOR-GENERAL VESEY DAWSON.

    “I must send you a line of sympathy in your great sorrow. I
    know how much you will feel the loss of your two nephews, and
    I do indeed feel for you. I feel that the loss is really the
    country’s, for we do not produce too many gallant, brilliant
    soldiers such as the one who is just gone. He would, I think,
    have gone far in the profession if he had lived, and it seems
    indeed sad that he should have been taken.”

       *       *       *       *       *

    From MAJOR-GENERAL HON. JOHN LINDLEY.

    “He was a right gallant soul, and the very embodiment of all
    the manly virtues that go to make a cavalry leader, and the
    cavalry have sustained a loss well-nigh irreparable. Modest,
    bold, and as cool as a cucumber, it will be many a day before
    the men of his squadron and the 9th Lancers get another leader
    like him.

    “Well, he has gone to join his twin soul, and a more gallant
    pair never entered this world together.”

       *       *       *       *       *

    From LIEUT.-COLONEL EDGAR BRASSEY.

    “I feel I must write to you to express my deepest sympathy in
    the sad news about poor Francis. Whatever else this war may
    bring about, the absence of the Twins can never fail to be
    noticed and lamented. I have known them for over twenty years,
    have played cricket with them, hunted with them, and played
    polo with them; and for myself, I can say that there is nobody,
    even in the long list of friends who have gone in this last
    nine months, who will be missed more than Francis and Rivy. We
    may be sure that neither would have wished to be separated or
    to die a more glorious death, and the example of the Grenfell
    family, not forgetting poor Robert, who was also a friend of
    mine, will stand for ever in the annals of the British army.”

       *       *       *       *       *

    From MR. CHARLES MURRAY of Loch Carron.

    “I must send one word to say with what sorrow I read of dear
    Francis’s death. He is almost the last of Alasdair’s close
    friends who has remained to us, and he always kept up his
    friendship. Only the other day he came in to cheer me up when
    I was ill in London, and, as with Rivy, it is a great break
    with the past. I ever hoped that Francis and Rivy would live
    to distinguish themselves, and that Francis, a keen and good
    soldier, would follow in your footsteps and some day lead
    British forces in the field. It could not be, and, with others
    of the best, the boys have gone from us, and I know how deeply
    you will feel the blow.”

       *       *       *       *       *

    From WALDORF ASTOR.

    “The deaths of Francis and Rivy mean an irreplaceable loss to
    their friends, and bring grief to all who knew them intimately.
    We are all forced to bear trouble, anxiety, and bereavement,
    but apart from this there is perhaps the greatest tragedy in
    the real loss inflicted on the country. Never will two persons
    like them be found.

    “Kipling asks in a poem, ‘Who dies if England lives?’ One feels
    inclined to say, ‘How can England live as one has known her if
    such as these die one after the other?’

    “None of the blows caused by the war have been so hard, and
    have even by comparison tended to diminish this one, or to
    lessen the grief I and many others feel.”

       *       *       *       *       *

    From the DUKE OF TECK (MARQUESS OF CAMBRIDGE).

    “I have just heard the sad news about the death of poor
    Francis. I am so deeply sorry for you in the loss of your other
    nephew. What a blank the death of the ‘Grenfell Twins’ will
    cause to a good many people, my wife and I amongst them; but
    to you it means much more, and I ask you to accept my deep and
    heartfelt sympathy in your great sorrow.”

       *       *       *       *       *

    From SIR HEREWARD WAKE, King’s Royal Rifles.

    “I am so grieved about Francis. I would like to send you a
    word of sympathy. Francis compelled the love of every one who
    knew him, and there are hundreds of people who will mourn his
    death. I think there never was a more gallant pair of soldiers
    or Englishmen than those two.”

       *       *       *       *       *

    From DR. MILLER MAGUIRE.

    “I esteem it an honour to testify to the great merits of your
    brave nephews, Francis and Rivy Grenfell. I had intimate
    knowledge of their zeal for their noble profession, and all
    connected with its study, almost to the date of their death.
    They excelled in cavalry exercises and in the ardent devotion
    to that particular branch.

    “Francis was making himself well versed in European and
    American campaigns, and no doubt would have been placed high in
    any Staff College tests had he been spared; but almost from the
    desk of study

        ‘He rushed into the field, and, foremost fighting, fell.’”

It was on April 14, 1915, that I said good-bye to Francis. He walked
home with me round Portman Square, after dining with his sister. He
was cheerful at the idea of rejoining his squadron, but no doubt the
knowledge that Rivy would not be with him was in his mind. He spoke with
enthusiasm of his squadron and regiment, and the chances of war, and
was very hopeful as to the future. He was happy in the belief that the
most distinguished regiment in the army was the 9th Lancers, and that he
commanded the best squadron in the best regiment of the best fighting
army in the world. He mentioned that he had refused a Staff appointment
after being twice wounded, being so greatly impressed by the unanimous
response which was made for his call for volunteers to save the guns at
Audregnies. This touched him deeply, and he said that no offer of Staff
service would ever induce him to leave his squadron.

We said good-bye, and I think both felt that we should not meet again. Of
that, personally, I had a strong presentiment.

The Twins, so happy in their generation, are now together; freed from the
feverish anxieties they suffered ere they went to war, they are linked
in a new and better life, surely for them one full of activity and high
service.

    “Time takes them home that we loved, fair names and famous,
      To the soft long sleep, to the broad sweet bosom of death;
    But the flower of their souls he shall not take away to shame us,
      Nor the lips lack song for ever that now lack breath.
    For with us shall the music and perfume that die not dwell,
    Though the dead to our dead bid welcome, and we farewell.”




FRANCIS AND RIVERSDALE GRENFELL




CHAPTER I.

1880-1899.


Once when Rivy had had a bad smash at polo he spent some time in
hospital. “It seems odd to say so,” he wrote to Francis, “but I enjoyed
it immensely. What lucky people we are, taking an interest in so many
things! This was another side that I had not yet seen.” I set down these
words at the beginning of this short record, for they sum up the attitude
of the two brothers to life. Few people can have had a larger share of
the happiness of youth, for not only had they ample opportunity of action
and experience, but they bore within themselves the secret of joy. They
never ceased to wonder at the magnificence of the world, and they carried
a divine innocence into soldiering and travel and sport and business,
and not least into the shadows of the Great War. In the comfortable age
before 1914 they were among the best known and most popular young men
of their day, and some picture of their doings may be of interest as a
memorial of a vanished world. The coming of war upon their eager life is
a type of the experience of all their countrymen, and a revelation of the
inner quality of that land which has so often puzzled herself and her
neighbours. But I write especially, as the friend of Francis and Rivy,
for their many friends: who, before memory dies, may wish some record of
two of the most endearing and generous spirits that ever “before their
time into the dust went down.”


I.

Francis Octavius Grenfell and Riversdale Nonus Grenfell were born at
Hatchlands, Guildford, on September 4, 1880, the twin sons of Pascoe Du
Pre Grenfell and Sofia Grenfell his wife. Family history would be out
of place in such a narrative as this, and I do not propose to discuss
the intricate question of the Grenfell pedigree, and whether kin can be
counted with the great figures of Sir Richard Grenville of the _Revenge_,
or Sir Bevil, the Cavalier, of Lansdown Heath. It is sufficient to
say that they came of an old Cornish strain, which in their case was
double-distilled, for their parents were cousins. A Grenfell fought at
Waterloo and lost a leg; their mother’s father, Admiral John Grenfell
of the Brazilian Navy, was Lord Cochrane’s second in command, and
performed many famous exploits, notably the cutting out and destruction
of the Spanish flagship _Esmeralda_, in the midst of an armed squadron.
His brother, Sydney, was a British admiral, distinguished in the China
War. Their father’s brother is Field-Marshal Lord Grenfell. Of their
own brothers, Pascoe served and died in the Matabele War; Robert fell
gloriously in the charge of the 21st Lancers at Omdurman; Harold did
brilliantly as a column commander in South Africa; and Arthur won the
D.S.O. at the Battle of the Somme. A cousin, Claude Grenfell, was killed
at Spion Kop; and all the world knows of their other cousins, Lord
Desborough’s sons, who will live because of Julian’s poetry and their
mother’s exquisite memoir in the literature as well as in the history
of England. There are many famous fighting stocks among our people, but
there can be few with a more stirring record than this.

A word should be said of their uncle, their mother’s brother, because
he was a hero of romance to the boys in their youth, and they loved to
dwell upon his amazing doings. Francis and Rivy were always gentle in
their ways, and for this very reason they had a weakness for a stout
swashbuckler. Admiral Sir Harry Grenfell was a British sailor after the
eighteenth-century pattern. His gallantry was proverbial in the navy of
his day, and he had various medals for saving life at sea. There must
have been much of Julian’s spirit in him, for he had an insatiable zest
for adventure and fighting, and when he could not get it in the way of
duty he went out to look for it. Among other things he was middleweight
champion of the navy. There is a story of him with which Rivy once
delighted an American public dinner. He went ashore with some brother
officers at Constantinople, and drifted to a music hall, where he found
an immense Turk offering fifty dollars to any one in the audience who
could knock him out in five rounds. Harry Grenfell promptly accepted the
challenge. He put on the gloves wrongly, and stood awkwardly, so that
the challenger thought him a novice and gave him some easy openings.
Taking advantage of one of them, he stretched his antagonist on the
floor. On recovering his senses, the Turk advanced to the footlights and
announced in the pure accents of Limehouse, “Gen’l’men, the hexibition
is closed.” Then, going over to Grenfell’s corner, he shook him warmly
by the hand, whispering, “You’re no bloody lamb.” There is another tale
which may be apocryphal, but which the Twins cherished as an example of
how their uncle looked at things. Once Admiral Grenfell was dispatched in
his ship to some Pacific isle to arrest and bring to Sydney a chief who
had eaten a missionary. The chief was duly arrested, but during the long
voyage back the British admiral came to entertain the highest respect
for his qualities as a man. The upshot was that he dumped him down on
some desert island and returned to report to his superiors that, having
gone most carefully into the case, he had come to the conclusion that the
missionary had been entirely in the wrong.


II.

The first seven years of their life were spent at Hatchlands. As the
youngest members of a large family they were a perpetual delight to their
sisters, and their brothers vied with each other in directing their small
feet in the paths of sport. They were solemn, self-possessed children,
quiet in their ways, and as inseparable as the two sides of a coin. They
would lurk peacefully for hours in corners, and once a short-sighted
visitor sat down on them on a drawing-room sofa and nearly smothered
them. As babies they were not so much alike, but as they grew older they
became perfect doubles, puzzling everybody, including their mother, who
often gave the wrong one medicine. At Hatchlands they acquired two red
fox-terriers, known as the Gingers, who were as much alike as their
masters. Only the Twins knew the Gingers apart, and only the Gingers
could tell which twin was which. They had an air of serious cheerfulness,
especially in their misdeeds, which was so endearing that it disarmed
wrath; and they played their confusing twinship for all it was worth.
Once, when they had been quarrelling—for, in the immortal phrase of the
_Irish R.M._, they “fought bitter and regular, like man and wife”—their
mother caught up one (she did not know which), set him on her knee, and
scolded him heartily. When she stopped, the culprit said in a calm,
meditative voice, “You certainly do look very jolly when you are angry,
’cos your eyes shine so.” They were very unpunctual, and had always
convincing excuses. “Why are you late this time?” their father once
asked despairingly. “Well, it’s all the fault of the housemaid,” was the
answer. “She’s so selfish. She won’t lend me her stud, and mine has gone
down a rabbit-hole.” One of their traits was a genius for getting hold
of the wrong word. They used to give sixpence to the Christmas “waits,”
till their father reduced the bounty because of the growing number of the
applicants. “Only pennies this year,” the Twins announced to the waiting
mob, “’cos there’s a chrysalis in the City.” This habit long remained to
them. At school they invited their parents to come down and see the new
chapel “disinfected” by the Bishop.

[Illustration: THE TWINS AT THE AGE OF EIGHT.]

Having seven brothers adepts at every form of sport, Francis and Rivy
were early “entered” to most games. They played a kind of polo, mounted
on walking-sticks, at the age of four. They soon learned to ride, and
when hounds met anywhere in the neighbourhood they invariably contrived
to be run away with by their ponies, and avoided lessons for that day.
Their first pony was a communal possession with the name of Kitty, an
aged family pet, which they took charge of and groomed themselves.
Presently Kitty grew so infirm that she had to disappear from the
world. They were told that Kitty had gone to stay with her mother, and
complained that it was cool of her to go off without consulting them. A
little later the coachman, in a moment of forgetfulness, presented them
with one of Kitty’s hoofs. Said one twin to another in bewilderment,
“What an extraordinary mother poor Kitty must have!” At that time they
took a very solemn and matter-of-fact view of life. At their first
pantomime they saw a rustic ballet of beautiful “farm workers,” and for
some time afterwards perplexed the occupants of every farm they visited
by asking where the pretty girls lived. At their second pantomime they
were with their uncle in the stage-box, and argued so vigorously with
the clown that he climbed up beside them, to their mingled joy and
embarrassment. Their engaging gravity had no self-consciousness; they
talked to their elders as they talked to each other. A relation who
pronounced certain words in a bygone fashion, once at breakfast busied
himself at the sideboard. “Who says tea and who says corfee?” he asked.
The serious voice of Rivy replied, “Personally I always say _coffee_, but
I’m too small to have any.”

In 1887 the family moved to Wilton Park, near Beaconsfield, where their
father had spent most of his childhood. It had belonged to Mr. George Du
Pre, his uncle, who for nearly forty years had been M.P. for Bucks and a
colleague of Disraeli. There the Twins were in clover, and could indulge
to the full their love of games and passion for animals. In the park they
raced their ponies and hunted rabbits with the Gingers; they acquired
several ferrets, and the favourite home of the ferret bag was the best
armchair in the drawing-room. The worst poacher in the village was their
habitual ally, and became so much attached to them and the family that
he had to be made under-keeper. They had a cricket ground where they
practised assiduously, and were bowled to by the sons and grandsons of
the boys who had bowled to their father. They organized boys’ matches,
arranging everything themselves. Their mother once asked them to let her
know what they wanted for tea after the match. “Don’t trouble, mother,”
was the answer. “We have ordered two hundred buns.”


III.

In 1887 they went to Mr. Edgar’s school at Temple Grove, East Sheen,
where their seven brothers had been before them. At that time they were
bent on learning every game, but had no ambition to excel in lessons.
They both played cricket and football for the school, and occasionally
brought home a prize, the wrong twin being invariably congratulated on
the achievement. In their schooldays their spelling was original and
ingenious. To one who was about to become their brother-in-law they
wrote: “I can gratcherlate you, she is a niece girl.” Apropos of a wet
day they achieved this memorable sentence: “It pordanpord.” The word
deserves admission to the weather vocabulary of the English tongue.

In 1894 they went to Eton, where their grandfather, father, six brothers,
and many cousins had been before them. They began in Mr. Arthur Benson’s
house, but next year went to that of Mr. Walter Durnford, who was one of
the chief family friends. Their name was sufficient passport in that home
of long traditions, for three of their brothers had played in the Eleven,
and they rapidly became very popular and dominant figures in the school.
In 1898 Francis was Master of the Beagles, and Rivy Whip. At the time the
pack was most indifferently housed, so the Twins raised a fund to build,
on the piece of land known as Agar’s Plough, the kennels which are now in
use. They wrote letters—generally wrongly addressed—to a multitude of old
Etonians, including the late Lord Salisbury, and received subscriptions
and letters—notably one from Lord Rosebery—which they cherished as
heirlooms. “The Head Master,” Mr. Durnford writes, “was never safe from
having his majestic progress through the playing fields arrested by one
of the Twins conveying some petition concerned with the great project,
and the Bursar—not renowned for his acceptance of new ideas—capitulated
before the unceasing attack.” In 1899 Francis was in the Eleven, and in
the match against Harrow at Lord’s, at a critical point in the game, he
and Mr. H. K. Longman, of Mr. Radcliffe’s house, made 170 runs for no
wickets. That year he established a bold innovation. Formerly the two
Elevens kept apart at lunch; Francis, though it was his first appearance
in the historic match, decreed that they should sit together, and ever
since this excellent practice has been followed.

At Eton they showed little interest in books, and later were wont to
lament to each other that they had left school wholly uneducated. But
they learned other things—the gift of leadership, for instance, and
the power of getting alongside all varieties of human nature. They
discovered, too, an uncommon knack of obtaining what they wanted by
their gentle persistence and radiant charm of manner. They had a way of
taking things for granted, and giving large orders which were generally
fulfilled. Being desirous to have flowers on their small window-sill,
they wrote to the gardener at Wilton to send them some “rowderdendrons.”
It appeared afterwards that they meant geraniums, but an under-gardener
was discovered faithfully digging up an enormous bush, which would have
filled their little room, let alone the window. They always worked in
couples, and used their similarity in looks shamelessly for various
unconstitutional purposes. During the winter one would answer for both,
so that the other could get off to hunt. Once the trick was badly given
away by the huntsman appearing at supper with blood trickling down his
sleeve. Taken unawares, he explained that he had had a fall on a heap of
stones. Hunting had now become a passion with both, and during one exeat
they settled to go to Melton, hired horses to meet them at a very early
train, and ordered a hansom to be at the door at 6 a.m. The cab never
appeared, and they missed the train. They managed to get half-way to the
meet in a slow train, and then _took a special_ and had a first-class
day. Coming back in the evening they told Frankie Rhodes the trouble they
had had, and he insisted on paying for the special.

Both of them had an astonishing gift of getting on friendly terms with
every sort of dignitary. The complete simplicity and candour of the two
slim, dark boys was not to be resisted. There is a legend, probably
untrue, that Francis once borrowed a sovereign from the Head to tip
a hunt-servant, and got it! Another tale can be vouched for. After
one of the many consultations about the new kennels, Dr. Warre walked
down the street with his arm in Francis’s. He stopped to speak to some
one, and at the same moment Francis met a friend, upon which the Head
overheard the following conversation. Said the friend, “Fancy you walking
arm-in-arm with the Head! Why, he terrifies me!” Said Francis, “I don’t
see why the poor man shouldn’t have pals among us. It’s bad enough to be
Head, without having to go without pals.” And here is an adventure of
Rivy’s. He was asked by Miss Bulteel, who was then in waiting on Princess
Beatrice, to tea at Windsor Castle. He marched in, and ascended the first
staircase he saw. There he found a kind old lady, who asked him whom he
wanted to see, and on Rivy’s explaining told him he had come in by the
wrong entrance. She summoned a liveried giant, and bade him show the way
to Miss Bulteel’s room. The giant bowed low to Rivy and walked backward
before him along several passages and up and down staircases. Finally the
crab-like progress halted before a door, and with another low bow Rivy
was asked what name. When he gave it the giant drew himself up, flushed
and said, “Oh, is that all? You can go in.” Afterwards Rivy found out
that he had wandered up the Queen’s private staircase, that the old lady
was the Empress-Dowager of Germany, and that the footman had taken him
for a foreign royalty. This was not the last of Rivy’s odd experiences in
court circles.

[Illustration: THE TWINS WITH THE ETON BEAGLES.]

Mr. Walter Durnford has been so kind as to set down his recollections of
the Twins.

    “I have been asked to contribute to the memoir of Francis and
    Riversdale Grenfell something bearing on their life as boys
    at Eton. It is not a very easy task, for though their memory
    is still fresh and strong in the mind of the writer, life
    at school, with its regularity, its ordered course of work
    and play, does not present, as a rule, startling features or
    occasions which lend themselves to description. Month succeeds
    month, and year follows year, with such quiet regularity that
    almost before one realizes the change the small boy has grown
    into the big boy, and the big boy is preparing to take his
    place in the great world.

    “The ‘Twins’—for so we always called them, and it is indeed
    impossible to dissociate them in our memory—came to Eton in
    1894, and a year later entered my house, where their brothers
    Harold, Arthur, and Robert had preceded them—a funny little
    pair, so like one another that they were the despair of masters
    who only saw them occasionally; and even their tutor, who saw
    them perpetually, never really knew them apart till the last
    year they were at Eton. Francis, writing to him after Rivy’s
    death, says: ‘Rivy used to like you best, I think, when some
    one gave him a yellow ticket and you used, when you came round,
    to pretend to be furious and curse me instead of him.’

    “Like most brothers, they fought. In the same letter Francis
    writes: ‘You, who used with difficulty to part us after
    fighting in old days, know what we were to each other’; and,
    indeed, they had at bottom that love for each other which, it
    seems to me, only twin brothers have; nor do I believe that
    they were ever happy if for many hours they were separated.

    “To say that they were diligent would be absurd. They vexed the
    souls of masters in whose forms they found themselves, and on
    whom they sometimes played off their wonderful likeness with
    diabolical ingenuity; they vexed the soul of their tutor, who
    had to see that, somehow or other, they scraped through their
    tale of work. But it was impossible to be angry with them for
    long, for their invincible cheerfulness blunted the wrath of
    justly indignant teachers; and all the time they were learning,
    unconsciously perhaps, but still learning, the lessons which
    were to make them so greatly beloved in after life—lessons of
    kindness, of thoughtfulness, of perseverance, of straight and
    honourable conduct—the fruit of which will be seen in the later
    pages of this book. So the years slipped by—happy years for
    both of them—until they found themselves in that position which
    is perhaps the most delightful that the English boy can attain
    to—‘swells,’ with troops of admiring friends, and a recognized
    position as people of mark in the school. Such a position is
    not free from danger, and boys’ heads are easily turned by it;
    but the Twins never lost the simplicity which was one of their
    most engaging characteristics, and they retained, as all boys
    do not, the heart of a boy to the end of their schooldays.”

Mr. Durnford notes how little they changed during their school life. It
is the testimony of all their friends at all their stages. They possessed
a certain childlikeness, the ardour and innocence and unworldliness of
the dawn of life, the charm of which was never rubbed off by experience.
The one change during the Eton years was that Rivy began unconsciously to
charge himself with Francis’s future. A list of their school friends—even
of their intimate friends—would be so large as to be meaningless, but
I fancy, looking back, that their closest friendships were with Waldorf
Astor, Lord Esmé Gordon-Lennox, Lord Francis Scott, and Paul Phipps.
From a letter of the last-named I quote a sentence: “Even in those
days Rivy had begun to adopt the protecting, almost paternal, interest
in Francis’s career which he preserved all his life. In the summer in
which Francis got into the Eleven it was Rivy who took out his twin
and sternly made him practise fielding, just as in later life he would
conscientiously read some book which he had heard recommended, not for
his own instruction or amusement, but in order that he might pass it on,
if found suitable, to Francis.”


IV.

The summer of 1899 was their last term at Eton. The time was coming very
near when their paths must diverge. Their father had died in 1896, and
they lost their mother in 1898. Wilton Park had been given up some time
before, and the family was scattering, their many brothers being already
settled in various professions. Their uncle, Lord Grenfell, was their
guardian, and few guardians can ever have fulfilled more devotedly and
successfully their trust, as this narrative will bear witness. I quote
from a letter written by him in September 1898 from Cairo:—

    “MY DEAR TWINS,—By the death of your mother I become your
    guardian, and shall have to settle with Cecil as to your future
    careers.... You may rely upon me to do all I can to help you.
    But you are getting on now, and soon you will have to depend on
    your own energy for your success in life. You will not be rich,
    and you will have to work for your living, as your father and I
    have had to do before you. Though you have both been good boys,
    and have all the feelings of gentlemen, and have never caused
    your father or mother any anxiety, you have neither of you (as
    far as I can learn) taken any great interest in your studies.
    You must remember that in your future life you will not be able
    to do nothing but amuse yourselves, and I do trust that for
    this next year, whether you remain at Eton or not, you will
    work hard and try to learn all you can to improve your minds
    and fit yourselves for the future.

    “I always received so much kindness from your father and mother
    when I was young, that you may depend on my helping you as
    much as I can; and when I am in England my house will always
    produce a corner for you and a bottle of the best. You have
    your brothers also to advise and help you. But to be successful
    in life you must depend on your own exertions, and therefore I
    hope you will work hard and learn to be punctual and support
    your masters.

    “Read your Bibles, and shoot well ahead of the cock pheasants;
    and if you are ever in any difficulty that your brothers can’t
    help you in, come to your very affectionate

                                                    “UNCLE FRANCIS.”

    “_P. S._—Since writing this, I have heard of dear Robert’s
    death.[1] He died a gallant death for his Queen and country....
    Well! he is with God—and your mother—and there we can afford to
    leave him.”

Both would fain have followed the main Grenfell tradition and become
soldiers, but their means forbade. One of them must choose a more
lucrative calling, and the duty fell to Rivy, as having entered the world
a few minutes later than his Twin. In any case he would have given first
choice to Francis, to whom he had come to regard himself as _in loco
parentis_. In this assignment Francis was the luckier, for he was born
for the army. Indeed, both were, for it is hard to believe that Rivy had
any aptitude for high finance, and he had beyond doubt the makings of a
fine soldier. There was a very real difference between their minds: for
Rivy, as we shall see, discovered later a restless interest in politics
and a good deal of ambition for that career, while Francis never wavered
in his devotion to his profession; but the aptitudes of both might well
have been satisfied by the multifarious requirements of modern soldiering.

When they left Eton the Twins seemed exact replicas in tastes and
interests, and they were as like as two peas in person. That summer
Francis went to Inverness to join the Seaforth Militia, with a view to a
commission later in the 60th. He stayed at Loch Carron with his friend
Alasdair Murray, who a few months later was to fall with the Grenadier
Guards in South Africa. While he was out stalking one day, Rivy arrived,
was shown to his room, and changed into a suit of Francis’s country
clothes. When he rang the bell a footman appeared, who looked once at him
and fled. “Something terrible has happened to Mr. Grenfell on the hill,”
he told his fellows in the servants’ hall. “His ghost is sitting in his
room!”

Francis caught typhoid that autumn in Inverness, and for several months
was seriously ill. In December 1899 he was sent off to the Cape for a sea
voyage, and so began those wanderings which were to fill the rest of his
life. Meantime Rivy had become a decorous clerk in the Bank of England.
The Twins had left boyhood behind them.




CHAPTER II.

1900-1904.


To pass from the proud position of a leader at school or college to the
blank insignificance of the outer world is a trying experience for most
people, but the Twins were not conscious of any difficulty. They were
too utterly unsentimental to moon over the past; they had always been
very modest about themselves and their accomplishments, and they were
profoundly excited about the new life which lay before them. Rivy was
soon absorbed in the City (after making a fruitless attempt to enlist
when war broke out), learning a strange jargon, puzzling over unfamiliar
standards of value, and beginning to lament a defective education.
Francis had a harder fate. Typhoid checked him on the threshold of
soldiering, and he had the unpleasant duty of spending a year in trying
to get well.

He sailed for South Africa in December 1899, for the sake of the voyage,
intending to return by the next boat. At the Cape, however, he fell in
with his brother John, who was acting as war correspondent, and was fired
with the wish to see another brother, Harold, who was then in command of
Brabant’s Horse. During the voyage out he had suffered much from what he
thought was lumbago, but which was really an affection of the spine due
to the fever, and his time in South Africa was one long bout of pain.
He went by sea to East London, and then up country to join Harold. He
trekked for some days in a springless wagon, which did his back no good,
and finally collapsed in a Dutch farm eighteen miles from Cradock, and
had to finish his journey lying in a chair on a cart. After some days in
Cape Town he went to the baths at Caledon, where his health improved; but
the return voyage in March 1900 knocked him out again, and he came home
worse than when he had started.

But an English summer and a Scots autumn cured him. The Duke and Duchess
of Somerset took him yachting with them in the Hebrides, and those windy
seas restored him to health. One of the party was the Gaekwar of Baroda,
of whom Francis reported: “I have made pals with the Maharajah, and am
going to dine with him in London, and he is going to show me all his
jewels and Indian costumes. I believe his pearls are like eggs. He asked
me to stay with him in India—he has got over 300 horses, very good
tiger-shooting and pig-sticking. He said, ‘Your visit won’t be official,
so you need bring no suite.’ He pronounced it like ‘suit,’ so I said,
‘All right, only my old blue one.’” Lady Anne Murray allowed him to camp
at Loch Carron, where he killed his first stag and his first salmon. Here
is his record of two days, in a letter to Miss Sybil Murray: “I left Loch
Carron yesterday; beastly day—pouring and blowing. However, I fished hard
at Balgey, got bored and soaked, and at 4—just as Donald said it was
hopeless—whack! a salmon. In the end we got five trout and one salmon.
This morning I got up at 6.30, went on the hill, and after a good stalk
got up to four beasts. One rose, then another, and flukily and luckily
I got both—one a fair beast, the other a good one. By this time it was
12.30. I ran home to Loch Carron, ordered a cart, had a glass of the best
port, and set out in torrents of rain for Balgey. Met Donald, who said
I was luny. Fished in a fearful storm, and at 6.30, very dark, misty,
and wet, whack! a salmon. Up at 6.30, two stags; four miles’ run home,
fourteen miles’ drive, salmon; three miles on here—not a bad day! If that
is not sport, what is? Did you ever hear such luck as two salmon in two
days to a novice?”

In October he was back in London, where he was passed fit by a medical
board, and ordered to Cairo to join the militia battalion of the Seaforth
Highlanders. He had himself measured for a kilt, which, as he says,
made him very shy. After some hunting with Rivy at Melton, and various
shooting parties—at one of which he was shot in the leg by a neighbouring
gun on two successive days!—he sailed in November for Egypt.

There he spent the better part of four months, working for his army
examination, playing a good deal of polo, and occasionally riding
steeplechases. He found the life boring, for he was eager to get into
regimental work, and Egypt, while the war was going on in South Africa,
was too much of a backwater for a soldier. Lord Cromer greatly impressed
him, and he saw a good deal of him as a friend of Windham Baring’s. “To
hear him talk is worth hearing,” he wrote to Rivy, “as he is quite the
biggest man we have—in fact, in his place, bigger than Chamberlain. He
has told me not to chuck polo, and that work five hours a day is ample.”
He got his commission in the 60th in May 1901, when he was at Malta,
whither he had gone in the end of March. There he acted as an extra
A.D.C. to his uncle, Lord Grenfell, who was then Governor, and laboured
to cope with the intricacies of Maltese etiquette. On one occasion
the Archbishop of Malta attended a large reception at the Palace, and
his devout flock wished to kiss his hand as soon as he appeared in the
doorway. Francis attempted to move him on, and was haughtily told, “You
do not know who I am. I am the Archbishop.” The extra A.D.C., knowing
only one brand of archbishop, sought another member of the Staff in
despair, saying, “The door is quite blocked, because that old gentleman
has gone luny and thinks himself the Archbishop of Canterbury.” At Malta
Rivy joined him for a little, and the Twins rode many races on their
uncle’s ponies. There used to be an irritating bell rung in a chapel
close to the Palace, and one day to the joy of the household it suddenly
stopped. Lord Grenfell, anxious to discover the reason, found that the
Twins had driven the bell-ringer from his post by pelting him with coal!

On their way home it is recorded that in Paris, in some café or other
public place, they forgathered with a French soldier. In their zeal for
information they asked him in their best Ollendorff, “Qu’est-ce que vous
pensez de l’affaire Dreyfus?” The question, delivered in a clear, boyish
voice at a moment when French feeling on the matter was hectic, secured
an embarrassing attention for the travellers.

[Illustration: THE TWINS WITH LORD GRENFELL AT MALTA, APRIL 1901.]

In the autumn of 1901 Francis was with the 60th at Cork, whence he sailed
in December for South Africa. He indited a farewell letter to Rivy, “the
final time I will write you about my affairs before we meet again, you
a wealthy City man, and I a poor subaltern with a V.C.” There are some
characteristic messages. “Send me cuttings out of papers sometimes, such
as very good speeches, debates or leading articles in the _Times_ [he had
always a craze for leading articles]. You might send me a few big races
and some hunts, also any of our pals’ weddings, big cricket matches, or
any divorce of some pal of ours, or anything startling in the papers....
Work hard at the City, keep fit, teetotal, and mind the girls” [his
sisters]. A month later he was planted on a hilltop near Harrismith.

The last months of the South African War were not an enlivening moment
to start on the profession of arms. The great hours of the campaign were
over, and the war had become a thing of barbed wire and blockhouses,
varied by more or less futile “drives” when the Boer commandos evaded
the snares ingeniously set in their sight. Francis would have been very
happy in the “drives,” and did his best to get his old friend Harry
Rawlinson[2] to take him with him; but the discipline of the army
confined him to garrison work, and, instead of being with the hunt, he
had to content himself with the duties of earth-stopper. His letters
chiefly tell of meetings with other bored friends, such as Francis Scott,
in casual blockhouses, and of the amassing of live stock. “I have no
right to any horses; however, I have two good riding ones, including
a polo pony and three cart ponies.” ... “I have bought a Cape cart of
a Dutchman, newly done up, for £10. I really gave him £10 as a tip,
and he went and stole the Cape cart.” ... “I have now got four ponies,
two good ones. Rather an odd thing happened about one of the ponies we
commandeered. First time I used him was to send him to get some milk.
Funnily enough, it seemed he belonged to the milkman.” He started
polo under difficulties, and complained that no shooting was possible
at Harrismith, as “all the buck lay the same way as the Boers.” He
discovered that he had been meant by Providence for cavalry rather than
infantry—a discovery hastened by the arrival of the 14th Hussars. “By
Jove,” he writes, “there is a difference between cavalry and infantry. I
mess with them. At mess the sergeant-major says, ‘What will you drink,
sir? I have only whisky, lime-juice, and champagne.’” It is difficult
to see how this resourcefulness in drinks can have mattered much to
Francis, who, like Rivy, was a consistent teetotaller; but he liked a
lordly way of doing things. “The only way I can make you feel what this
life is,” he wrote, “is to compare it to your being asked to stay at
Melton for five or six months, being offered mounts every day, hearing
of the best of sport, and seeing every one going out and not being
allowed by your taskmaster to go. That describes this job exactly; only
with hunting, you know, you can hunt next year or a year to come, but
here I know I shall never get another job of Boer pursuing.” He deeply
sympathized with the view of an Eton friend who turned up one day with
the words, “O Lord! Twin, which is the way to England? I’ll not be a
soldier a week after I get home!”

The tedium of those Harrismith days was not improved by Rivy’s
letters—for from now onward the Twins maintained a methodical
correspondence. Rivy was enjoying that golden time which comes only once
in life—a popular young man’s first entrance into the great world. He
was by way of learning the ropes in the City, and engaged in small but
complex transactions on Francis’s account, since he had the management
of the latter’s slender patrimony. The letters are full of City gossip,
which greatly perplexed the lone soldier at Harrismith. “Love to all,
including the Jew man who helped to make £27 for me. Southern Pacifics
sound good, and are in the papers. I can’t find Leopoldinas anywhere
under City, Stock Exchange, or Markets. What does Yankees mean? Yankee
what? I can’t find that either.”

In January 1902, Rivy was given a post in the office of the Charter
Trust, of which his brother Arthur was a director and Lord Grey chairman.
But he had plenty of time to spare for amusements, and his letters were
full of tantalizing accounts of runs with the Quorn and the Belvoir and
the Windsor drag, dances, week-ends at Cliveden, Ascot, and Westonbirt,
parties in London, endless bachelor dinners. Rivy was always an excellent
letter writer, and at this stage had not the acute educational interest
which appeared later, though I find him advising Francis to learn the
_Times_ leaders by heart to improve his style, “because they are very
good English.” Usually his epistles are vivid diaries of his doings. The
record of old runs is apt to be “like mouldy wedding cake,” but here is a
description of a day with Waldorf Astor’s drag.

    “I rode Jim Mackenzie’s runaway; they put an india-rubber bit
    in his mouth which was useless. We started over the rails at
    Hall Barn, and then went right-handed up the hill to the farm
    at the top. Near the farm my quad took charge, so I sat back
    and rode at one of those large white gates, hit it very hard,
    pecked very badly, and was shot off. I was soon up. We then
    checked in Slough road. We started off again down that ride
    where I once fell over a hurdle with the drag. The grey[3]
    ran away and took full charge; first down a steep hill over
    some rails; then across the road into a plough, where I got a
    little pull; then over about four fences, and then in jumping
    a small one he landed on his head and lay there for about five
    minutes. I took the saddle off and let him get his wind; then I
    hacked to the check, which was at the Gerrard’s Cross gate of
    Wilton Park. We started again up the park over the stile in the
    corner, then right-handed over those two wire fences between
    the farm and Pitland; then bore a little to the left—you know
    where I mean—through the fence between the larches and that
    steep lane. I remembered there was a pit somewhere there, but
    couldn’t remember where. To my horror I found myself unable to
    stop about five yards from it. So I sat like a mouse, and the
    brute slithered half-way down, then jumped about ten feet, and
    away again, as it was open at the bottom. Dalmeny thought I was
    dead, when to his surprise he looked down and saw me half-way
    across the next field.”

Rivy’s letters contain lists of the friends he ran across, the ladies
he danced with, and occasional gobbets of political news like this:
“Rosebery wrote to the _Times_ yesterday to cut off all relations with
C.-Bannerman; which has made rather an excitement.” Or bibliographic
notes such as: “I will send you out next mail a very good book, _Science
and Education_, by Professor Huxley, which I have marked in several
places—a sort of book you can read over again. I have often noticed
lately, in the leading articles in the _Times_, ‘as Professor Huxley
says.’” Printing-house Square has rarely had a more faithful adherent.
But here is a record of a startling adventure.

    “I got a wire from Horace Farquhar [Lord Farquhar] asking me
    to go and dance at 10.30, so I dined at home and went round.
    On taking off my coat I asked if there were many people. ‘Yes,
    my lord—the King and Queen.’ I walked upstairs where a lot of
    people were standing, and I ought to have stayed there. But
    like an ass I barged into the drawing-room, where every one was
    standing at attention. The King walked up and shook me warmly
    by the hand. I didn’t know whether to kiss it or kneel down or
    what, so I just calmly said, ‘How do you do, sir?’ At that he
    started off in the most fluent French. ‘What, sir?’ More fluent
    French. ‘I beg your pardon, sir?’ I didn’t understand one word
    he said, so he repeated the French, in which I caught the
    words ‘tante’ and ‘malade.’ ‘I beg your pardon, sir?’ I said,
    standing on one leg. Then he said in English, ‘And how is your
    aunt?’ ‘Very well indeed, sir.’ ‘Oh no, the one who has been so
    ill. I am so glad she is much better.’ ‘Thank you, sir, she is
    very well.’ I simply didn’t know what to do or say. ‘Are you
    going to stay here long?’ (I thought he meant stay dancing.)
    ‘No, sir; I am going away early.’ ‘I hope you will stay here
    some time, as you are such a great traveller. How do you
    propose to go home?’ (He meant home to France.) ‘I thought of
    going by the Underground, sir.’ That put an end to it. I gave a
    sort of bow, and went over and shook hands with Lady Farquhar.
    I then sneaked into the corridor, where we stood about for some
    time. Afterwards I saw Horace Farquhar, and he said the King
    had taken me for a Frenchman called Paul de Jaucourt, nephew
    of Mrs. Hartmann, who has had bronchitis. Princess Pless heard
    my conversation with the King, so I asked her if I had made
    a blazing fool of myself. She said I had got out of it very
    well, and never noticed anything except she could not make out
    why he spoke French. After I had gone out he asked, ‘Who was
    that?’ ‘Grenfell!’ ‘Good gracious, I have been talking French
    to him and asking about his aunt! Why didn’t they tell me?’ He
    was rather sick, I believe, as he hates making mistakes....
    Everybody has heard the story, and roars with laughter.”

In March Francis was allowed to join his brother Harold’s column in the
Western Transvaal, and for the next three months had all the movement
he wanted. It was just after Lord Methuen’s _contretemps_, and the Boer
general opposed to them was the redoubtable Delarey. He found himself
among old friends, such as Jack Stuart-Wortley and Freddy Guest, and the
details of the life approximated to the cavalry standard. “Old H. is
splendid. Catch him roughing it! He has got an A1 tent he bought at home
with every sort of thing inside. We halt, and in about five minutes it
looks as if we had been there for ever.... On trek his bridles, buckles,
boots, breeches, etc., look as if he was at Melton hunting, they are
so clean. I have got three niggers now, and hope to be the same.” On
1st April they just missed rounding up a Boer convoy, and Francis was
speedily disillusioned as to what galloping meant in that kind of war.
“Your opinion is—and mine used to be—that you saw Boers and galloped at
the charge, same speed as the Derby; but it is very different. Here you
have a horse with a kettle hung on him, coat, mackintosh, water bottle,
cap, man, 200 rounds ammunition, and into the bargain a great crock. You
can imagine the pace we go.” He was pessimistic, too, about the war and
its progress. “How they can say we have conquered this country Heaven
knows. If you leave your blockhouse you get sniped, and if you go out
with 500 men you get jolly well kicked back into camp. The Boer roams
about the whole country as he likes, and yet it is ours.” On the 11th,
however, he obtained his desire, and was for the first time in a serious
action at Moedwil, where his column had six killed and fifty-three
wounded. “Up to now I had no time to notice wounded, or even to feel in
a funk. But the moment the show stopped I felt as if I had had a good
shaking and hated it.” He was mentioned in dispatches, to his intense
annoyance. “Let those that deserve it be mentioned. My job was only a
sort of head-waiter’s.”

On the 6th of June peace was signed. Harold started for home, and Francis
found himself in Johannesburg. There, as the army broke up, he met a
host of friends, and sampled also the local society. He played polo,
raced, sold horses, speculated a little like every junior officer at the
time, and was lucky enough, through good advice, to make in diamond mines
a considerable sum of money, which enabled him to think seriously of
going into the cavalry. Spurred on by Rivy’s entreaties, he did his best
to learn something about gold-mining, and became terribly confused in his
earnest study of the markets. He gives amusing pictures of the queer,
cosmopolitan life of the place—amusing because they are the work of a
shrewd and yet most ingenuous observer. Every one who remembers those
days on the Rand will appreciate such a note as this: “Old B. has made a
lot of money here. The other day he found in the card-room a Jew learning
poker. He gave £10 for another Jew’s seat, and then took £300 off the
learning Jew. He wasn’t born yesterday.”

Presently he returned to his regiment at Harrismith, and stayed with it
till the end of the year. He had outstayed his leave on the Rand, and
when he arrived at Harrismith was put under arrest. The man who preceded
him in his interview with the commanding officer was overcome by the
heat, and was carried out in a dead faint. When Francis was led into the
presence he observed cheerfully to the colonel, “I hope, sir, you are
not going to be so hard on me as you’ve been on that poor chap.” _Risu
solvitur curia._

Sir Hereward Wake, who was with him during those months, writes: “I
played with Francis, Geoffrey Shakerley, and Roddy Brownlow in what
was, I think, the first polo tournament Francis played in. It was at
Harrismith. There were thirteen teams in, and we (_i.e._ the 60th) won.
We used to have the most awful rags in the mess in those days, and I
will never forget Francis. He was by far the worst of us, though he was
a teetotaller.” He made strenuous efforts to get away from South Africa,
and an A.D.C.-ship to Lord Dudley in Ireland and the chance of service in
Somaliland were discussed in turn in the brothers’ letters. But nothing
happened till the battalion was ordered to India, and Francis returned to
England in February 1903.

At this period Rivy’s letters are the better reading. New horizons were
opening up for him everywhere, and he gave Francis the benefit of his
enlightenment. That summer and winter, in the intervals of dancing, polo,
and hunting, he reflected profoundly, and his own and Francis’s careers
were the object of his thoughts. He had discovered that he was very badly
educated, and was determined to remedy the defect. “It don’t matter a
damn, I do believe, not having learned at Eton as long as one does so
now.” So he set to work at a queer assortment of books, and sent the
results of his cogitations to Francis. Here are some extracts:—

    “Any one can improve his memory. The best way is learning by
    heart, no matter what, and then, when you think you know it,
    say it or write it. After two or three days you are sure to
    forget it again, and then, instead of looking at the book,
    _strain your mind_ and try to remember it. Above all things,
    always keep your mind employed. One great man (I forget which)
    used to see a number on a door, say 69, and try to remember
    what had happened in all the years ending in 69. Or see a
    horse, and try to recall how many you have seen that day. When
    riding or walking, try to recollect the sayings or events in
    the last book you have read, or the daily paper. Asquith always
    learns things by heart. He never wastes a minute; as soon as
    he has nothing to do he picks up some book. He reads till 1.30
    every night; when driving to the Temple next morning he thinks
    over what he has read. Result: he has a marvellous memory, and
    knows everything.”

    “I am reading Rose’s _Napoleon_, and will send it to you. What
    a wonder he was! Never spent a moment of his life without
    learning something.... I went and saw the Coronation from
    Montagu House. The usual show, but I had a good yarn with
    Francis Scott.”

    “I enclose a copy of an essay from Bacon’s book. Learn it by
    heart if you can. I have, and think it a clinker.”

    “Since 1st June I’ve read Macaulay’s essays on Chatham, Clive,
    and Warren Hastings. Then an excellent book, _Map of Life_,
    by Lecky; Bacon’s _Essays_; _Life of Napoleon_, by Rose,
    and _Last Phase_, by Rosebery. I have also finished _Life of
    Macaulay_, most interesting. I’ve always wondered how our
    great politicians and literary chaps lived.... I also send
    you a Shakespeare. I learned Antony’s harangue to the Romans
    after Cæsar’s death by heart. I am also trying to learn a
    little about electricity and railroad organization, so have
    my time filled up. I tried to buy Moltke’s _Life_, but it is
    25s.! _Pickwick Papers_ I also send you. I have always avoided
    these sort of books, but Dickens’s works are miles funnier
    than the rotten novels one now sees. We shall have to start a
    correspondence comparing the books we read. Probably you will
    hate the ones I like, and _vice versa_, but I’m sure you will
    love Clive.”

    “I have learned one thing by my reading and conversation with
    professors. You and I go at a subject all wrong. Don’t read
    _Life of Wellington_ and the history of his wars, but take a
    period and study it as a whole.”

There are pages of explanation of City matters, which Francis cannot
have read unmoved, as Rivy during the summer contrived by injudicious
investment to lose a considerable sum of money for him. It is curious to
find Rivy with his ambitions herding among the _rastaquouère_ crowd of
minor speculators, intent on little gambles in matters where he had no
serious knowledge. Sometimes the wave made by some big vessel carried
forward his small cockle-shell, but more often it submerged it, and there
was a sad explanatory letter to his partner at Harrismith.

About this time—when such explanations were over—Rivy took to lecturing
Francis on his duties, and tried to inspire him with his own aims.
“H. writes to Arthur that you have the wildest ideas—want to return at
once, get into a cavalry regiment and play polo—and that the sooner you
chuck polo and look at the serious side of life the better. I am awfully
disappointed, as I hoped to plug at the City and get to the top of the
tree, and you at the top of soldiering, instead of a loafer who only
plays polo. England would have finished the war sooner if we had had more
Kitcheners and fewer polo pros.” That was all very well, but in nearly
every letter of Rivy’s there were lyrical accounts of his own games at
Ranelagh and Roehampton, and a good deal more about horse-coping and
bachelor dinners than about books. Francis, in his Harrismith solitude,
may well have considered that his physician himself needed a little
healing. And when at Christmas the same earnest apostle of self-culture
went to Paris on education intent, the exile in South Africa may have
reflected that he too would be ready to follow a path of duty which led
through dinners at the Embassy, _Les Folies Dramatiques_, Maxim’s, and
the Café de Paris.

One pleasant trait of Rivy’s was that he felt bound to pass on to Francis
any good talk he heard, and faithfully to describe his week-ends. He was
at Terling when the news came of the signature of peace in South Africa.

    “Lord Rayleigh is a very scientific fellow; in fact, he is
    about a generation in front of his time. I don’t think I
    have ever enjoyed a Sunday so much. Lady Rayleigh is Arthur
    Balfour’s sister. The party included Arthur Balfour, Lord and
    Lady Ribblesdale, Lord and Lady Cobham, Miss Lyttelton, Lord
    and Lady Cranborne, and Mr. Haldane, K.C., who is supposed to
    be the cleverest lawyer and philosopher. It was ripping to hear
    those fellows talk.

    “On Saturday Balfour got a cable from Kitchener to say the
    voting was going very close, which sent me to bed with rather
    a headache. However, they kept the telegraph office open all
    night, and at ten o’clock Sunday morning he got a telegram
    to say, ‘Delegates have signed peace; Secretary for War is
    consulting Prime Minister about publishing news.’ In the
    afternoon he got another telegram to say that they would
    publish the news at four o’clock. I was rather in hopes that
    they would keep it till Parliament met on Monday, and then one
    would have got it about five hours in front of everybody else.
    After dinner on Saturday they discussed peace. Balfour said he
    did not like the telegram at all, but what made him hopeful was
    that the City was so confident. In all probability the City
    knew more about it than he did, as he only heard the news from
    Kitchener and Milner, against telegrams from all over Africa.
    This came as rather an eye-opener to me when one considered
    that fellows in the City were looking to Arthur Balfour as
    knowing about ten thousand times more than they did....

    “I had a good talk to Haldane late in the evening about
    America, the Shipping Combine, etc. He said that the great
    difference between the American and the Englishman was that
    the American boy was always thinking how soon he could get on
    in business, while the latter was always thinking how long he
    could keep out of it....

    “Ribblesdale is the best fellow you ever met. For five
    minutes he talks about Shakespeare, and for ten minutes about
    fox-hunting.”

It was on this visit that Rivy heard Mr. Balfour and Lord Rayleigh
praising _Alice in Wonderland_. Deeply impressed, he bought the book as
soon as he returned to London and read it earnestly. To his horror he saw
no sense in it. Then it struck him that it might be meant as nonsense,
and he had another try, when he concluded that it was rather funny. But
he remained disappointed. He had hoped for something that would afford
political enlightenment.

In February 1903 Francis came home, under orders for India. I think it
was on this occasion that Rivy met him at Southampton and found that he
had omitted to bring any money. Francis, having spent all his during the
voyage, was in the same position. Both happened to be wearing suits of
an identical brown. Stewards and other people expecting tips, pursuing
Francis, were suddenly and awfully faced by the apparent duplication of
their quarry. They gave up the quest and retired to reflect on their sins.

The brothers were together for the better part of seven months, so their
faithful correspondence ceased. They lived with their sister Dolores at
17 Hans Row, and had a pleasant summer of balls and polo-playing. Their
likeness was a great amusement to them, and often at dances they would
change partners, who were quite unconscious of the difference. Rivy used
to breakfast at eight and leave for the City, while Francis got up at a
more leisurely hour, to the confusion of a new parlour-maid. “This is a
funny place,” she declared. “One of the gentlemen has had two breakfasts,
and the other has disappeared without having any.”

In September Rivy departed for America “to learn business,” taking with
him a case of his brother’s champagne as provender for the road. He
visited many cities, both in the United States and in Canada, acquired
a mass of miscellaneous information, and made the acquaintance of Mr.
Bonbright, in whose London house he afterwards became a partner. The
diary which he kept on his tour showed that he would have made a good
commercial journalist, for he had the liveliest interest in all new
business organizations and mechanical processes, and considerable power
of describing them. He met a variety of people, from Mr. Chauncey Depew
and Mr. Hill, the railway magnate, to some of the American polo players
whom he was afterwards to know better. The trip was an admirable bit of
education, for it gave him a host of new friends, and the weeks of solid
work which he put in in a Trust office in New York were an excellent
apprenticeship. The diary is as serious as the works of Mr. Samuel
Smiles, but now and then he deals with other things than business. In
Denver he went to church.

    “As I was approaching it a nice-looking man accosted me. ‘Guess
    we’re late. My name is James; what’s yours?’ ‘Grenfell,’ says
    I, wondering what he wanted with me. As we entered the church
    my new friend told me I might sit in his pew. I never enjoyed
    a service so much. It was high church. They had women in the
    choir and cheery hymns. Just before the sermon the Rector,
    instead of announcing banns of marriage as I expected, said,
    ‘Friends, Christmas is nearing. I’m going to have a rare old
    Christmas. These last three years I’ve been starving myself,
    but I’m going to alter all that. Everybody, I hope, will join
    in making Christmas happy. Why, in old times they used to
    carry the parson out on a stretcher.’ I thought this the most
    outspoken, first-class parson I had yet struck.”

To his delight he found Waldorf Astor in New York, and the two returned
home together in December.

Meantime Francis had left for India, and early in November was with the
60th at Rawal Pindi. There his soul was at once torn with longings.
The sight of racing studs and much polo inflamed his ambition, and the
proximity of the 9th Lancers awoke all his hankerings for the cavalry. He
had wanted to join the 17th Lancers, but now transferred his affections
to the Ninth, which contained many old friends. At first he did his
best to be patient, aided by a wise letter from Harry Rawlinson and some
trenchant remarks from Rivy. But the longing could not be repressed, and
the _cri de cœur_ breaks out in every letter. “I dined with the 9th last
week. By Jove, Mate, a cavalry regiment is different ... ten old Etonians
... nicest chaps on earth ... Colonel won the National ... a fizzer,” and
so on. His chief argument was his great keenness on polo, about which
he could rouse little enthusiasm in his own regiment. He argued thence
to military superiority. “David Campbell[4] is adjutant, and fairly
puts in ginger. You can imagine a show run by David Campbell, who is
very good at polo, mad keen soldier, won the Grand National and Grand
Military.” In December it was: “By Jove, Mate, I do hate this walking. It
does make one’s mouth water to see those chaps riding.” He did not much
approve either of the way the foot-slogging manœuvres were conducted.
“The one idea of the umpire is to see who has the most men. If you have
a battalion very strongly entrenched and are fought by one and a half
battalions, you are said to be beaten. Yet in South Africa fifty Boers
delayed and made it dashed uncomfortable for Buller’s whole army.” He
finished off with the novel plea: “Infantry soldiering is dashed rot and
dashed _expensive_. I have worn out all my walking boots, and now my calf
has grown so I cannot get on my polo boots!” In despair he besought Rivy
to see if the _Daily Telegraph_ would send him as correspondent with the
Tibet Expedition.

So the first part of 1904 was passed by Francis in a state of
considerable disgruntlement. Not that he was unhappy. He had fallen in
love with India and the modest pleasures of a soldier’s life there; but
the vision of the joys of cavalry was always at hand to tantalize him.
The 9th Lancers warmly urged him to transfer, and he wanted it done at
once, that he might have the summer for polo practice and then, as he
said, “win everything next year.” But the War Office does not move in
such torrential fashion, and, moreover, his uncle and his relations
generally were doubtful of the wisdom of the step; so for months there
was a complicated correspondence in which Francis filled the part of
the moth desiring a star. He did his best to work for his examination
in Hindustani, a language which he reprobated on the ground that it was
without “literature and fairy tales.” But he very often broke loose, and
went off to polo matches and steeplechases up and down India, excusing
himself to the censorious Rivy thus: “While working I thought to myself,
‘Why make life a burden, and chuck everything, and then probably fail?
By not buying ponies now I cannot get a chance for next year.’ So I
got leave and started off——” The result appeared in the next letter.
“Yesterday I rode in a steeplechase. Arrived on the course full of dash
and no end of a swell. Left it like the chap who last fought Pedlar
Palmer—black eye, stupid, hand like an apple, and lame!” Then he would
return penitently to his books. “The munshi says I haven’t a chance of
passing. By Jove, Mate, I am beginning to feel the effects of never
learning Latin Prose at Eton.”

About this time the correspondence between the brothers was remarkably
candid. Rivy had a typist to dictate to, Francis scribed with his own
(usually damaged) hand; so when Rivy’s epistles were scrappy Francis had
something to say. “I have a tremendous lot to tell you, but I am so angry
with your letter this mail that I won’t write more. It is too bad, Mate.
I sweat like blazes to write to you, and I receive a type-written letter
from you signed by an infernal clerk.” Each gives advice to the other
with the utmost frankness. For example, Francis: “Take a tip from me,
old boy: go gingerly with the reforms in your office. Don’t rush in and
say, ‘This is dashed badly done. In America it is done like this.’ We are
all so apt to do this, as our family is enthusiastic and impatient. It
only gets chaps’ backs up and makes everything more awkward.” And Rivy:
“You say the races are awful rot. Why the deuce do you attend them then?
Oughtn’t you to be spending your time much better? If you spent the time
with a book in your hand instead of at some silly race meeting, where you
loaf the whole day, it would do you more good.” And again on the cavalry
question: “I would like to see all your ponies break down and draw your
nose to the millstone [_sic_]. At this moment you look on the Ninth as
everything. In a few years you will probably be looking on them as the
greatest rotters. Remember that the majority of men who have become great
have done so through the necessity of having to work to get their bread
and butter.” But Francis occasionally got back on his mentor. “Yours of
29th February to hand—rather a rotter. It does seem funny you starting
polo again. Here am I in the home of polo—a ground half a mile off—and I
haven’t played at all, and don’t seem to want to. Your letter saying I
was so out in £ S. D. made me put up all my ponies for sale.” Francis had
considerably outrun the constable in his expenditure, and Rivy had taken
him gravely to task, adding morosely that things were so bad in the City
that stockbrokers were beginning to pick up cigarette ends in the street.

His wrestlings with Hindustani had soured Francis on the intellectual
life, towards which Rivy sought to goad him. His letters contain some
sensible remarks on the Tariff Reform controversy then raging, but
that is all, save for the flickering interest in art revealed by one
postscript: “What is the name of the chap who did the pictures of naked
ladies at Hertford House, and those things in the Duchess’s room at
Blenheim? Not Boucher, was it?” Rivy, on the other hand, was grappling
manfully with his education. In January he was reading Creevey, and
much struck by his resemblance to Sir Henry Campbell-Bannerman. “It
shows that the times of Pitt, which I have always looked on as beyond
reproach, differed very little from our own.” At Terling he met Raymond
Asquith—“whom I have always heard of as the cleverest person of the
day”—and was much impressed by Raymond’s habits. “When I arrived at the
Rayleighs’ there were a whole lot of fellows talking in the smoke-room
and blinking at the fire, except one. Of course you can guess who it
was—Asquith reading in a corner. In the train coming up, while I read
four pages of my book he read twenty of his.” He was desperately afraid
of getting the reputation of a _flâneur_. “Harry Longman said to me quite
seriously, ‘I congratulate you, Rivy.’ ‘What for?’ says I. ‘I hear you
and Francis are millionaires.’ ... What a curse it is the way our family,
especially you and I, seem to get talked about! Serious people look on
people who are always talked about with suspicion. I hate being a sort of
Jubilee Juggins of the gossip world.”

He procured a coach, with whom he read history several hours in the
week, and he strove to move in intellectual society. “I had a topping
evening. I had written to ask two professor chaps to dinner, one of them
von Halle, head professor in Berlin, the other Mackinder. You would have
laughed if you had seen them. They came and dined at the Bath Club at
8.15. About 7.30 I got into such a funk at what the devil I should say to
them that I got Cecil to come as well. However, as always happens with
that sort of chap, they were most easy to talk to and most entertaining.”
He attended political meetings, notably Mr. Chamberlain’s in the City; he
dined with Lord Rosebery the evening before the opening of Parliament,
and he treasured every fragment of good talk he heard to send to Francis.
At Easter he went again to Paris, and wrote an amusing account of a stag
hunt at Fontainebleau. What with one thing and another he had a most
varied spring and summer, and his diary is filled with polo matches,
City gossip, and the record of dinner-table conversation in about equal
proportions. Here are some specimens of the last:—

    “Met Jack Morgan,[5] who told me this anecdote. His mother went
    to see an ostrich farm in California. The keeper, pointing to
    two fine ostriches, said, ‘Those are Lord and Lady Bobs. Bobs
    is a very docile animal, and very nice to Lady Bobs. Those two
    are Mr. and Mrs. Morgan. Old Morgan is a crusty brute, and will
    have nothing to say to his wife.’”

    “Met Harry Rawlinson in the Park. Talked of Stonewall Jackson,
    his power as a leader of men and judge of character. Lee was
    the thinker and Jackson the actor. Harry R. poked my pony in
    the ribs and said, ‘What sort of thing is that?’ whereat my
    beast promptly landed his a kick in the stomach.”

    “After dinner went to an ‘At Home’ of Mrs. Sidney Webb. Met
    some rum-looking coves there. Had a talk with Mrs. Webb
    about fiscal policy. A Free Trader joined in, and I argued
    disgracefully, proved nothing, expressed myself badly, and was
    rather trodden on by the Free Trader, who knew his points.”

    “Dined with Lady Salisbury in Arlington Street—a jolly party,
    composed of Lord Hugh Cecil, Winston Churchill, Lady Mabel
    Palmer, Neil Primrose, Lady Crewe, Lady Aldra Acheson, and Sir
    Edgar Vincent. Sat next and bucked to Lady Aldra. W. Churchill
    held forth at dinner to the whole table, discussing invasion.
    Salisbury said he thought that if one was going to make a
    speech one ought to do nothing else the whole day.”

    “Dined with Lord Rosebery. Party included Dowager Duchess of
    Manchester, Revelstoke, Crewe, Lady Sibyl Grant, Dalmeny, Mr.
    and Lady E. Guinness, Brodrick, Haldane, Lady Gerard, etc.
    After dinner Lord Rosebery and Brodrick chaffed each other.
    Rosebery quoted some speech of Gladstone’s. ‘Yes,’ says
    Brodrick, ‘but he continued to say’—and quoted some more of the
    same speech. How on earth do these chaps get their memories?...
    Rosebery came and talked to me. I do look up to that man....
    He told a story of Lord Robert Cecil, who is noted, like all
    Cecils, for his ignorance of horses. A case came up in the
    courts at which reference was made to a horse’s knees. ‘Which
    knee—fore or hind?’ asks Cecil.”

During that summer Rivy had a somewhat serious love affair. He was not
what is commonly called susceptible, and made ready friendships with
women as he made them with men. His letters are full of the “jolly
little ladies” and “capital girls” that he was always meeting. But now
he stumbled on something rather like a “grand passion,” and he sighed in
vain. The experience made him for the rest of his life curiously tender
and sympathetic towards others in a like case. I never heard Rivy laugh
at even the crudest romance. For a little he was very miserable, and in
the orthodox way he thought of travel. There was another reason why he
should go abroad. The South African market was in a bad state, and since
his work on the Charter Trust was concerned with South Africa, he thought
it right that he should go out there and judge things for himself. At the
back of his head was a plan to join Francis in India. Sir Clinton Dawkins
encouraged the project, so on 23rd July he sailed for the Cape.

Meantime in India the unwilling rifleman was hovering about the candle
of the 9th Lancers. He applied for a transfer, and then, on the advice
of his relations, withdrew his application. He was much encouraged by a
letter from Sir Douglas Haig, who was then Inspector-General of Cavalry
in India.

    “DEAR FRANCIS GRENFELL,—I shall be delighted to assist you in
    any way I can. First, I think you wise to join the Cavalry,
    because you will have greater opportunities of acting on your
    own, and more independence than in the Infantry.

    “Next, as to the regiment. You can’t do better than join the
    9th.

    “Lastly, as to working it. Don’t fret about two or three
    years’ seniority. You must risk something, especially in the
    Cavalry. Officers seem to play leap-frog over one another in
    the most surprising manner nowadays. So my advice is to take
    the first chance you can of joining the 9th, either by transfer
    or exchange.... Arrange to come and stay with me here for two
    or three weeks, and we will do our best to push the matter
    through.”

For the rest Francis’s letters are filled mainly with obscure details
about a buggy to be bought at home, notes about matches and race
meetings, and boisterous complaints about the aridness of Rivy’s
epistles. “A very moderate letter from you.... You say nothing of the
National, nothing of Cecil, Harold, Arthur, the girls or the uncle. Buck
up, old boy, and make that typewriter move. Are you so busy you can only
spare time to write ‘Yours, Rivy’ (badly written), and even have to hand
the envelope to be addressed by a chap whose writing made me think it
was a bill?” To which Rivy retorts: “The last two pages of your letter
are occupied with telling me of a pony of yours that was gelded. Cannot
you find something more interesting and instructive than this to tell
me? I don’t care a blow whether every pony in India is gelded to-morrow
morning.” But the gelding, judging by his exploits, was worthy of a
letter. Says Francis later: “My pony Snipe that was gelded has recovered
wonderfully, and laid out two syces. One he kicked in the kidneys. The
next day he boxed the new syce, got free, and caught him on the eye with
his hind-leg; so he also lies for dead.”

In spite of his anxieties about his future, Francis had a pleasant
year. He played in polo teams which won the championships at Poona and
Umballa, and at the latter place he met Lord Kitchener, who, to his
surprise, knew all about his cavalry ambitions and approved them. The
news that Rivy was to visit him stirred him to immense exertions, for he
was determined that the traveller should have the best that India could
offer. He was now genuinely in love with the country.

    “It is the best I’ve struck, once you’ve forgotten England. It
    is not that it is so much cheaper (which it is), but the great
    thing I find is that every one is so much poorer. No bachelor
    seems to have more than about £600 a year, and many £100, and
    the married about £2,000. I am looked on as a Hoggenheimer,
    whereas in England you contrast with fellows like Harold
    Brassey. I live like a king—servants, carts, horses galore.
    What more can one want except a wife—but on that point there’s
    a famine in the land.”




CHAPTER III.

1904-1905.


I am inclined to take the autumn of 1904 as the end of the first clearly
marked stage in the Twins’ lives after leaving Eton. It was a transition
period in which both were trying to decide what they wanted. Francis
had not yet found the military groove best suited to him, but he now
knew what it was, and he was on the eve of acquiring a true scientific
interest in his profession. Rivy, having played about in the City for
several years, had acquired a good deal of miscellaneous knowledge,
which fell far short, unfortunately, of a rigorous business training.
But he had learned one thing—the value of education—and he was very busy
making up leeway. Indeed, he was educating himself apparently rather
for Parliament than for business, for all his models were orators and
statesmen. Both, too, after experimenting in many sports, had reached the
conclusion that polo was the game for them, and were laboriously studying
to excel.

Francis in India was wildly excited at the news of Rivy’s visit, and
sketched the most far-reaching programme. The whole sporting and
educational wealth of Hindustan must be at his brother’s disposal. Rivy
hoped to arrive before Christmas and stay several months, and this was
Francis’s scheme:—

    “Go to Calcutta. Stay with Curzon as Viceroy’s guest. Deuce
    of a dog! Just like going to England and staying with the
    King. In mornings see Calcutta trade. Afternoon, racing; see
    hundreds of pals. Get a little pig-sticking (too early). Then
    go to Cawnpore—biggest trade centre in India. Then do Agra,
    Delhi, and on to Pindi; see F. G.; on to Peshawur and Khyber
    Pass. Across to Quetta and see other end of frontier. Back,
    play a little polo, perhaps Sialkote tournament. Go to Lucknow;
    play in open tournament in Civil Service Cup race week. Pig
    stick; arrange tiger shoot. If possible (doubtful), you have
    time to go to Mysore for an elephant. This tiger-shooting and
    pig-sticking will take you into March. Come to Patiala. If I
    play for 9th I shall be there practising for Inter-Regimental.
    Come to Meerut Inter-Regimental week. End of March, compete
    in Kadir Cup—pig-sticking, best sport in the world. If you
    only let me know in time, can buy you three good horses. Train
    to Bombay; arrange to see trade and town. Tip F. G., get on
    steamer, and leave about 1st April, having had best time in the
    world.”

This delirious programme was not to be fulfilled. Rivy travelled through
Natal and the Transvaal, disliked Johannesburg, visited his brother
John’s copper mine at Messina, north of Pietersburg, and finally reached
Rhodesia, where he had a little shooting and began to enjoy himself.
“Its crab is that it is full of English gentlemen instead of Jew boys;
consequently everything is run very much _à la amateur_ instead of
professional.” But on 24th November he sat down in Buluwayo to write
Francis a melancholy letter, which is worth quoting for the light it
casts on Rivy’s mind.

    “I have to write a very sad letter to tell you that I cannot
    come to India after all. The cursed City seems to have turned
    round, and a small boom to be in progress. The result is that
    the Charter Trust want me home.... I have thoroughly thought
    the position over the last five days, and, greatly against my
    will, decided to return.

    “These are the arguments:—

    “In favour of staying my full time in Rhodesia and then going
    to India:

    “(1.) I am comfortably off, and at present don’t want more
    money. I am far more anxious to be a clever and common-sense
    man with sufficient money than an ordinary rich ‘City man’;
    and so it is far better for me to travel and see the world and
    return to England in four months, which, after all, is not much
    time to lose, when one has the remainder of one’s life to spend
    in business.

    “(2.) It is far easier when you are away from home to stay
    away, than it is when you are at home to get leave to go away.

    “(3.) I went straight into the City from Eton, with the
    intention of travelling when I was twenty-three or twenty-four.

    “(4.) I urgently want to see you and talk with you, Mate.

    “(5.) You have taken enormous trouble and expense on my
    behalf, and bought ponies, and I have bought a dashed rifle for
    £60 from John which I don’t want.

    “(6.) Clinton Dawkins has sent me letters which I suppose would
    help me to go anywhere.

    “Arguments in favour of curtailing my stay here and abandoning
    India:

    “(1.) I have worked hard for five years in the City with the
    idea of making business my career; and to miss ‘good times’
    when you have been through the ‘bad times’ and learned fairly
    thoroughly your trade is the same thing as a soldier studying
    soldiering during a long peace and then not going to the war
    when the chance comes.

    “(2.) The idea of my travelling in America and Africa has been,
    besides getting a good education, to learn the opportunities
    that offer in the countries, to turn them to some good. I have
    already lost a good chance by Americans having done well (and
    especially the railways I saw) since I have been in Africa.

    “(3.) It has been dashed good of the Charter Trust to let me go
    away two years running (though without a salary) and see the
    world.

    “(4.) In India I should be enjoying myself, and should learn
    nothing of business.

    “(5.) There is a possibility of John and Arthur floating a
    Copper Co. within the next six months. Having learned all about
    the copper, I should look an uncommon fool if it was brought
    out and everybody made money except you and me, who were
    playing polo in India.

    “With these opinions, I think it is my duty to chuck my
    pleasure and great desire and return at once to business. O
    my God, Mate, I am sick about it though, and fear you will be
    greatly disappointed.”

So by the end of the year Rivy was back in London, full of large schemes
of reading. In South Africa he had ploughed his way through Lecky’s
_History_, and Morley’s _Burke_ had whetted his interest in that great
writer. So as soon as he got home he purchased Burke in twelve volumes,
and Butler’s _Sermons_, this latter on the ground that it was a book
“that Chatham, Pitt, and Gladstone studied.” He was very grateful for any
advice which gave him a clue to help him through the labyrinth of his
education. “Hugh Cecil told some one that every day of his life he reads
a good speech and tries to reason out all the original ideas which must
have brought the thoughts into the speaker’s mind, and studies how they
begin and end their speeches.” Lord Hugh was now by way of becoming his
exemplar in many things—“an absolute clinker and brilliant in every way;
he makes one roar with laughter, quotes Shakespeare, etc., and makes most
clever jokes.”

In January 1905 he stayed at Hatfield, and wrote to Francis a long
account of his visit. The Lyttons, Lady Mabel Palmer (Countess Grey),
Miss Maud Lyttelton (Mrs. Hugh Wyndham), the Harry Whites, Lady Edward
Cecil, Lord Hugh, and George Peel were there.

    “After dinner acted charades. They chose most difficult
    words—in fact, names of people that my education had never
    reached—yet Hugh Cecil guessed every one.... They have a most
    magnificent library, and a chapel bang in the centre of the
    house; indeed, to go from one end of the house to the other
    you have to pass through the chapel, only the altar being
    consecrated.... In a quarter of an hour one learns history by
    simply walking through these rooms.... It seems to me that
    people like the Cecils simply cannot help being clever; in
    each room are pictures of Prime Ministers, etc. Four of their
    ancestors have been Prime Ministers!... They fairly do teach
    their children. The Salisbury boy, aged eleven, has read nearly
    all the family papers. They have a little boy three years old,
    and I assure you he knows far more English poetry than me.”

Francis, too, was not without his taste of society. He went to Calcutta
for the Viceroy’s Cup, saw the races from the Cooch Behar box, and dined
with Lord Kitchener. “Bachelor dinner,” he wrote, “and played pool
afterwards. Met Hood,[6] who is in command of a battleship here. He’s a
proper good chap. Didn’t care a damn for Lord K.; bellowed at him as if
he was Jones. Such a change after frightened soldiers.”

Rivy’s devotion to duty was to be rewarded. On his return to the City
he found that he could be spared for a couple of months, and on 3rd
February he was in the Dover train on his way to India, “studying Burke
on American Taxation.”

Rivy’s Indian trip was one of the most successful expeditions that ever
fell to a young man’s lot. Nothing happened to mar its perfection, and
he returned in three months, having had his fill of every form of Indian
sport, and having won the blue ribbon of a game which he had never tried
before. He picked up Waldorf Astor at Brindisi, and the two of them were
deathly sea-sick on the voyage to Port Said. “Went to dinner, found the
captain and one other out of forty passengers, ate three courses, and
was sick between each,” is an entry in his diary. He arrived at Bombay
on 17th February, and on the 19th found Francis at Bareilly. Francis had
grown a moustache, which just made the Twins distinguishable.

For the next month Rivy was the intelligent tourist bent on seeing as
many of the sights as were consistent with polo, pig-sticking, and the
persevering study of Burke. He went first to Agra; then to Meerut,
where he played a good deal of polo and had his first experience of
pig-sticking, riding Francis’s horse “Barmaid”; then to Umballa to stay
with Eustace Crawley; then to Patiala, where the Settlement Commissioner,
Major Young, instructed him in Indian problems, and he had a little
pig-sticking; then to Peshawur by way of Umballa and Lahore. He was
back in Lucknow by 17th March, staying with Henry Guest, and then on to
Benares. At Bareilly he went to a “pig-sticking week” with Francis,
Henry Guest, and Lord Charles Fitzmaurice, and had four days of it. His
diary records his disappointment: “Most of us came to the conclusion
that even if the pig were there it could not be compared to fox-hunting.
One wants to find pig every fifteen minutes to make it really amusing.
Another drawback to my mind is that when a party goes out, if one part
enjoys it the other members have probably had no rides, and so been bored
to death. Charlie Fitzmaurice was very fed up.” After that he returned to
Agra to see the Pearl Mosque again, and then to Delhi, where he studied
the battlefield of the Ridge. On 26th March he and Francis started for
the ground of the Kadir Cup meeting, which that year was held in the
Sherpur country.

The Kadir Cup is the Derby of the sport of pig-sticking, and is run off
each spring in a selected area of jungle. Rivy had been first introduced
to that noble game exactly twenty-three days previously, so his boldness
in competing may be likened to that of a man who takes on the mastership
of a famous pack of hounds after a few weeks in the hunting field, or
a novice who leaves the jumps of a riding school to ride in the Grand
National. I quote the tale of his exploit exactly as he wrote it in his
diary. The field was enormous, there being over a hundred competitors.

    “_26th March, Sunday._

    “Got to camp about 12.30. Most delightful situation. Generals
    Mahon[7] and Douglas Haig there, and we made many pals. At
    5 p.m. F. G. and I went out riding and schooled the horses,
    nearly slaying two wretched cattle in the attempt. Found a sow
    and galloped after her. A jolly evening, and to bed early.

    “_27th March, Monday._

    “Breakfast at 6.45. The first round of the Kadir was run off.
    I drew General Mahon and Douglas Haig, and rode ‘Cocos’ first.
    We were in the third heat, and got away after being one hour on
    the line. I was first on to the pig, being some way in front;
    but my horse slipped up on the flat, and so General Haig got
    the spear. Francis made all the running in his heat, and won.
    We then rode on an elephant and watched the remaining heats.

    “F. G. was beaten on position in his second heat by Barrett.
    He was first on the pig, and did most of the riding; but it
    jinked, and Barrett got the spear. I was on the line for nearly
    three hours in my second heat. We had three false starts, and
    lost our pig in some very heavy goul after a short ride. At
    last we got away, with every one shouting at different pig from
    the elephants. Haig (again drawing the same heat) and I got on
    to a very fast sow, and had a heavy gallop; and I speared her,
    only to find we had gone after the wrong one, and the heat was
    declared off!

    “_28th March, Tuesday._

    “The line started at 8. Our heat was first run off. We were
    slipped up to an old pig, and I, getting up to him first, soon
    speared. Two hours after I had to run off the next round, in
    rather a hot heat of Last and Kennard. We got a good start to
    a fast pig. ‘Barmaid’ went like a gun, and soon got a long
    lead, and I got first spear. F. G. drew White and Learmouth. He
    rode ‘Recluse’ and cut out most of the work; but the pig jinked
    right back, and let in White, who got the spear.

    “_29th March, Wednesday._

    “A red-letter day for me. The line started at 8.30 for the
    semi-finals. Three heats were left in—two threes and a four. I
    was in the four heat, composed of Barrett (15th Hussars), Last,
    Neilson (4th Hussars), and myself. We were quite two and a half
    hours on the line, and had three false starts. At last we got
    away to a jinking pig. Last and I did most of the riding, with
    Barrett some way behind. Last nearly got a spear once, and we
    bumped unavoidably. The pig then jinked right back to Barrett,
    who was about to spear him, when I came up with a rush. The pig
    jinked across my front; he speared him very lightly behind,
    while I ran him through and broke my spear. The umpire said he
    would give it to Barrett if he could show blood, but luckily
    for me he couldn’t. It would have been bad luck for me if I had
    lost this spear, as I did most of the riding. So I qualified
    for the final. ‘Barmaid’ went wonderfully, but got rather beat,
    as it was a severe heat.

    “On returning to the line I was met by F. G. and General Mahon.
    F. G. then became stud groom. We took ‘Barmaid’ and let her
    stand in the river, and then she had three good rolls in the
    sand. After an hour’s rest we started for the final—Pritchard
    (2nd Lancers) (on ‘Toffee,’ the horse which F. G. tried to get
    me for £100, but Pritchard would only sell ‘Barmaid’ for £40),
    Ritchie of the 15th, and myself. We soon got a good start on a
    pig, and I was on him first and drew some way to the front, and
    just got a spear as he jumped into a nullah. The mare jumped
    right over him and knocked the spear, which was smashed, out of
    my hand. The pig carried my spear some yards. It was a grand
    feeling as the spear ran into him to think I’d won the Kadir.
    Pritchard naturally appealed, as I’d dropped the spear, but the
    committee upheld the umpire’s decision.

    “In the afternoon the Hog-hunter’s Cup, a point-to-point over
    three and a half miles, was run, and F. G. won easily on
    ‘Cocos,’ going a line of his own the whole way. This rather
    made people stare, our carrying off the two chief events of
    the day. F. G. and I then went out and found the pig killed in
    the final which had been lost, and hacked thirteen miles to
    Gujraula and caught the train for Calcutta.... I went round to
    the Viceregal Lodge, and found Nipper Poynter as A.D.C. there.
    I shall never forget the look of astonishment on his face when
    I told him I’d won the Kadir.”

So much for the interloping Rivy’s performance in a “game he did not
understand.” The history of the Kadir Cup, and indeed of Indian sport,
hardly contains a parallel. It was the first time that the Cup had left
India. He spent the next few weeks shooting at Cooch Behar with the
Maharajah and his sons, and had a variety of sport—tiger, rhino, and
leopard. On the whole he thought Indian shooting overrated. “It is too
civilized. ‘To have been tiger-shooting’ always sounded in my ears the
same as to have gone through a battle and run great risks of one’s life.
It is not so. The meanest, most diminutive person might as easily shoot
twenty tigers as the boldest and the fittest. Yet it is worth a very
long journey to see the immense jungle, the elephants, and all the wild
and delightful surroundings of the Indian forests.” He also reflected a
good deal on the difficult question of the education of Indian princes
in England, and came to the conclusion that Lord Curzon’s policy of
discouragement was right. On 22nd April he bade a sad farewell to Francis
at Bombay, and on 5th May he was dining with Harry Rawlinson, Lord Lovat,
and his brother Arthur in London.

[Illustration: THE TWINS AFTER THE KADIR CUP.]

Rivy spent most of May in his annual training with the Bucks Yeomanry.
In that month of gorgeous weather he greatly enjoyed himself, and in his
spare hours he started a polo club in the regiment. For the rest his
main interest that summer was polo, and he and his brothers Cecil and
Arthur played steadily all the season at Hurlingham and Roehampton. To
tell the story of those matches would weary the reader, for of all games
polo is the worst subject for the resurrectionist. An arid chronicle
of strokes and goals achieved or missed cannot reproduce the glamour
of those delectable days. A young man living in London and regularly
playing polo recaptures the delights of school time. He is in the pink
of bodily health, and, as a background to his work in office or chambers
or barracks, has that happy world of greensward and glossy ponies, where
of an afternoon and a Saturday he pursues a sport which combines the
delicate expertness of the tennis court and the swift excitement of the
hunting field. Rivy had a most successful season. “My record,” he wrote
in September, “is certainly not bad, considering I have only played
for three years. I have won the Novice’s Cup, the Junior Championship
(besides being in the final twice), the Roehampton Cup twice, and the
Rugby Open Cup, besides most of the London Handicap Tournaments.”

In May Francis attained the desire of his heart and joined the 9th
Lancers. Just before leaving he had become very keen on his work with
the 60th, and was busy lecturing to his company. “By Jove,” he wrote,
“soldiering is interesting when you train the men yourself.... I think I
know Clive nearly by heart, and if only I could get hold of a picture of
him, I could imagine him walking about. I lectured the men on him, which
they liked very much.” At last came the moment of parting.

    “I left the regiment on Wednesday, and dined on Tuesday as a
    guest at a small farewell dinner. I am bound to say when the
    time came I was most awfully sorry to go. It seemed so funny to
    think that with the morrow I would be no more a Rifleman, and
    I fear for a while I became like Amelia and could not restrain
    the bitter tear. I think they were all sorry I left. It is a
    consolation to think I leave behind me no regrets, as I have
    never had words with any one.”

A few days later:—

    “Here I am, R. G., at last a cavalry soldier, and as happy as
    any millionaire or cheery bankrupt (whichever of the two is
    the happiest). I am already attaining the cavalry air—slap
    my leg, wear spurs with no end of a rattle, and discuss the
    infantry rather like we Etonians used to talk of the boys at
    Westminster!... Of course, R. G., I know that I join on most
    favourable conditions, as all the men and N.C.O.’s have heard
    about the polo, and about the second day after my arrival every
    London paper contained an enormous picture of R. G. This has
    been a great topic here, as all the regiment think it is _me_!

    “To-day the farrier-corporal of my troop, who has been shoeing
    my ponies, said they were the finest lot of cattle he had seen.
    Then says he, ‘You’ve got a terrible wonderful name for polo
    in the regiment, sir.’ So you see I have joined with trumpets
    sounding and drums beating, and already I find that my chief
    difficulty is not from want of feeling at home, but from being
    too much at home to keep a back seat. However, I mean to keep a
    back seat until I know my job and have got the measure of all
    officers.”

The Ninth at the time were commanded by Claude Willoughby, who had
married Francis’s old friend, Miss Sybil Murray of Loch Carron. Francis’s
squadron leader was Lord Frederick Blackwood. The change woke all his
military ambitions. “I am going to try, now I am settled down, for two
stages—(1) to be adjutant of this regiment; (2) to go to the Staff
College.... I find my four years with the 60th have been an invaluable
experience, as I have that confidence which all possess who think they
have been taught in a better school. Though I have been here only a
fortnight, I find there are several, who are supposed to be teaching me,
that I could teach. But I am doing my utmost to keep my mouth shut and
learn all I can. The N.C.O.’s and men are first class—a much better class
than the infantry. Of course I find the riding chaps superior in the same
way as we fox-hunters think the huntsman superior to the gamekeeper. If
you can’t grasp my meaning, it would take me so much time to explain
that you would become weary, so I will leave you in darkness. The
difference between the cavalry and the infantry soldier is the same as
the difference between Tom Firr or Thatcher and the leading gamekeeper,
or between the huntsman of the O.B.H. and Tom Boon. Both, of course, do
their work equally well, but one is the nicer to deal with.” And at the
end he becomes humbler. “By Jove, R. G., I have never appreciated before
the good fortune and kindness we receive from the Almighty. Here am I, a
good rider and very fond of it, yet I ride only the best horses. But some
of the men! A man is given a horse known to be next door to impossible.
Some cannot ride, and are frightened to death. Yet they must ride over
the jumps horses that cannot jump, pull and probably run away.”

Francis shared a house at Rawal Pindi with Lord F. Blackwood, and
boasted of its comfort, its quiet, and the opulence of its chintzes. He
compared it to its advantage with the Bath Club, where Rivy had now gone
to live. But in July he found a crumpled leaf in his bed of roses. “R.
G., you made ‘in theory’ to me, some years ago, the observation that
it was in the end better to live by oneself and not share a house with
a pal. What you said in theory I have been through in practice. Old
Freddie has just returned. The first thing I spied among his kit was a
gramophone. He turns it on morning, noon, and night. It is quite comical.
Old Freddie is one of the best, but he sits, at the age of thirty, the
whole day listening to the same old tune, the same old story, the same
old ‘Bull and Bush.’ ... I am trying to work in spite of the heat,
Freddie and his gramophone.”

He worked to some purpose. “I must say,” he wrote in August, “I like
working far more than anything else when I am at it.” He stuck steadily
to his books, and I find him offering to send Rivy “a clinking book of
notes on strategy of Jap. War, _stolen from Lord K._” He was devoted to
the Commander-in-Chief, from whom he purloined books. Reggie Barnes[8]
told him of Lord Kitchener’s methods of work—information which he passed
on to Rivy. “He is up at 6 every day, and writes till 8.30; then on after
breakfast till 2, and then two hours in afternoon. All his correspondence
is done by his A.D.C.’s, who typewrite for him—either Fitzgerald,
Victor (Brooke), or Reggie; he never gives anything to a clerk, so that
nothing leaks out.” In October Lord Kitchener lunched with the Ninth. “I
think he likes us awfully. His first remark is always, ‘Hullo! how are
the Ninth? Been killing any more black men?’” In the Curzon-Kitchener
controversy Francis, of course, took the soldier’s side and upheld the
military against the civil arm; but he had a great regard for the new
Viceroy, Lord Minto—“a sporting fellow who has ridden three times in
the Grand National, and one of the few living who has broken his neck
steeplechasing.” At the end of October he had the pleasure of informing
Rivy that he had come out top in the first part of his examination, and
had won a certificate of distinction.

Upon this Francis, who had suffered a good deal from Rivy’s scathing
comments on his lectures, especially the celebrated one on Clive, thought
it was time for him to adopt the rôle of mentor. So he thus addresses his
brother:—

    “Now for business. What good are you doing in the City?

    “I have been thinking about you and your future prospects
    for some time, and I have quite come to the opinion that you
    are wasted hunting for money. In England people are very
    narrow-minded, and the ruling idea (especially in our family)
    is that one must be rich.

    “I am beginning to think otherwise. To be rich is very nice,
    but you are no happier, and you do your country no good.
    Both C. and A. have been successful, but beyond buying extra
    hunters, deer forests, and houses, to me they have not attained
    a very high position. I would rather you chucked the City. I
    think you should enter Parliament and work your way to the
    Cabinet; I would far rather you succeeded in politics than in
    the City.

    “You know Hugh Cecil, Milner, and Co. They should all give you
    advice. I hope you will think this over, and that your thoughts
    will be guided rather by the amount you will help the nation
    than by the amount with which you will fill your pocket.

    “As we stand at present we have not done badly:—

    “The Uncle                      General.
    “Uncle Harry                    Admiral.
    “First Cousin Jack Maxwell      General.
    “Harold                         Colonel.
    “R. G.                          Winner of Kadir.
    “F. G.                             ”   ”  Championship.
    “Cecil                          2nd in National.

    “It is about time the City chaps gingered up! Chuck the City
    and become Minister of War, and I will get on the Army Council
    to help you.”

To this flattering injunction Rivy replied:—

    “You discuss in your letter my future. I, oddly enough, have
    been thinking this over for some months. In fact, ever since
    I’ve travelled and read I have more and more seen that money
    is not everything, and my feeling has been politics and not
    business. But I am convinced of one thing—that the greatest
    mistake one can make is to go into politics without being
    exceedingly well furnished, having determined absolutely on
    your principles, and feeling that you are prepared to back them
    up with all earnestness, and, so to speak, with your life. Now,
    many people enter Parliament as Tories because their fathers
    were Tories, and then find, after some years, that they did
    not know what Tories and Liberals were, and that their whole
    sentiments are really Liberal; just as you entered the infantry
    because your uncle was there, and found later you were born for
    cavalry.

    “I really inwardly don’t know whether I am Tory or Liberal,
    Free Trader or Protectionist, and so I have decided to stay
    on in the City and earn a good living, but shall not do more
    work than I find necessary there. I have been fearfully slack
    about business in the last six weeks, and read history whenever
    I got a chance. In this way I hope in about five years to
    have thoroughly mastered the various opinions and principles
    of our political leaders, and traced through history how
    those opinions came to be formed, and discovered whether I
    agree with them. At the same time I shall have my business,
    which will, therefore, make my reading a hobby, and I shall
    be building up some capital, and shall, if I want to, enter
    politics well furnished and keen and prepared to join in
    the contest; whereas so many people who start politics at
    twenty-five are bored with them at thirty-three. Chamberlain
    never entered till he was forty.... I shall gradually try to
    get to know fellows of the Hugh Cecil class, but I want them
    to see me as an earnest, hard-working chap, not as a stupid
    stay-at-country-houses-go-to-balls sort of idiot.”

Rivy certainly read all that year with praiseworthy persistence. He
seems to have found novels a toughish proposition, and generally notes
in his diary how he set his teeth and plugged away till he finished
one. For example: “I have finished _Vanity Fair_. Read like a Trojan
for four days. It is a good book. I never thought Rebecca would turn
out such a hot ’un.” Burke, on the other hand, had power to make him
forget time and place, as witness this entry: “Wednesday I was to have
gone to a ball, but after dinner began reading my Burke, and am ashamed
to say that I read till 2.45 a.m.” In a letter to Francis, in which
he made hay of the prose style of that laborious soldier, he bids him
have recourse to Burke, “who, though elaborate, is the finest example
of the English language.” Rivy, indeed, about this time had a curious
passion for serious writers, and does not seem to have needed the work on
“Concentration” with which Mrs. Cornwallis-West presented him. At Eaton,
“where there is a fine but ugly library that no one uses but me,” he read
_Venus and Adonis_, which he considered “delightful, and fine English.”
He studied the _Iliad_ in Pope’s translation, largely during working
hours in his City office. “It is a first-class book, full of descriptions
of battles, great orations of generals, both before and during a battle,
and wonderful deeds of the heroes interested, who slay everybody.” He
copied extracts from Bacon’s _Essays_ to send to Francis to point his
lectures to his troops. He considered Morley’s _Life of Gladstone_ “a
delightful book” (an epithet almost as unexpected as Raymond Asquith’s
answer to the stock question as to whether he had read that formidable
work; his reply was, “Often”). At the end of December he mentions that
in the previous three months he had got through “history up to 1860;
_Vanity Fair_; Homer’s _Iliad_ (five volumes); _Grenville Papers_ (three
volumes); _Life of Macaulay_; a fair sprinkling of Burke’s speeches and
his _Life_ by Morley; Shakespeare’s _Merchant of Venice_ (twice); S.’s
_Julius Cæsar_; _Europe and Asia_, by Townsend; _Oliver Twist_; a little
of _Childe Harold_; a book on Napoleon’s strategy.”

In addition to this miscellaneous reading, he discovered a restless
interest in military history, and worked as if he had had the Staff
College in prospect. All during the autumn and winter he was coached by
Dr. Miller Maguire in the strategy and tactics of famous campaigns—an
arrangement in which Francis joined later, and which continued right up
to the outbreak of the Great War.

But the “earnest, hard-working chap” was not averse to the country-house
visits and balls from which we have seen that he desired his name to be
dissociated. On 7th June he writes:—

    “Went to a first-class show at Londonderry House. Talk about
    the Patiala jewels! One would not have noticed them. The King
    and Queen and King Alfonso of Spain were there. I got hold of
    Sybil Grey, who is just back from Canada, and we pushed our
    way through the people; stared at kings and queens, elbowed
    princes, jostled dukes, stepped on marquises, ignored earls
    and generals, and as for commoners we treated them like dirt.
    It really was capital fun. I found innumerable pals, and had a
    lot of chaff. The King amused me very much. He is a grand old
    John Bull, and had a broad grin on his face from beginning to
    end. The King of Spain is a nice-looking young man of nineteen.
    I met Miss Whitelaw Reid. Her father has just come over as
    American Ambassador. He has taken Dorchester House, and I
    fancy pays about £8,000 a year for it. She said, ‘I have not
    yet explored the whole house, but I guess you could just slide
    grandly down those stairs on a tea-tray.’”

On 9th June:—

    “I met Harry Dalmeny, who amused me very much. What an
    extraordinary chap he is! Everybody who plays county cricket
    sweats blood and goes to bed about 10. Not so Harry. He went to
    a ball on Friday night and stayed till 3 in the morning. Next
    day he played against Essex, and knocked up sixty-five runs in
    about an hour.”

On 15th July he was staying at Buckhurst with the Robin Bensons.

    “We had a jolly party—Sybil Grey, Miss Brodrick, Paul Phipps,
    Geoffrey Howard, Douglas Loch and his new wife, and Mr. and
    Mrs. Asquith, the latter a most charming lady. I asked her how
    Asquith spent his time, to which she replied by going into the
    minutest details. She told me he earned £5,000 a year at the
    Bar (I always thought he earned about £14,000), but he is
    prohibited by his Parliamentary duties from undertaking certain
    cases. She told me he lived entirely by rules. He gets up at
    8.45, and is at his chambers or in the Courts by 10.30, and
    works there till 5. He then goes to the House of Commons and
    stays till 8, when he returns for dinner; he then goes back
    to the House till 12. After that, regularly for every day of
    his life, he reads for two hours. Supposing he goes to a party
    and does not return till 2, he still sits up and reads for two
    hours, either his briefs or some serious book, and finishes up
    with a novel in bed. In discussing certain people she told me
    that Arthur Balfour was not very well educated in the ordinary
    sense. I wonder what she would say about you and me, F. G. She
    would probably compare our brains with an Irishman’s whisky
    bottle—empty.”

In August he went to the Westminsters at Eaton for a polo week. The
house he thought “the most enormous place I was ever in, but dreadfully
ugly, just like the Natural History Museum with two wings added to it.”
“G. Wyndham (War Minister) came over every day and brought Hugh Cecil.
The latter was much interested, and said he ‘admired the bravery of
the players, while he sat like a miserable weed in a tent.’” In the
beginning of September he was in Ireland, staying with Lord Grenfell at
the Royal Hospital, and playing a good deal of polo. After that he went
to Ashby St. Ledgers to stay with Ivor Guest, where the conversation
must have been curious. “Ivor started an argument after dinner which
continued for about three and a half hours on: ‘Granted that one’s time
is limited, is it better to read all the masterpieces once and then
read them through again, rather than read the masterpieces and then the
sidelights referring to them?’ Ivor argued that a man would do best to
read the masterpieces only, whereas Winston and Lytton said it was better
to read other books as well, so as to check the masterpieces, for many
people learned far more from outside books than from the very highest
authorities.” There is also this note: “Winston Churchill is undoubtedly
exceedingly able, but if you mention a subject to him he instantly must
go into an oration. We talked of the Curzon-Kitchener methods. He went
into an oration about the Commander-in-Chief being an autocrat, and its
danger, etc. By-and-by I discovered that neither Winston nor Ivor had
read a word of any of the Blue Books on the subject.” From Ashby St.
Ledgers he went to Polesden Lacey to stay with Sir Clinton Dawkins, and
there he met Lord Milner, who was gradually taking place along with Lord
Hugh Cecil as the chief object of his admiration in public life.

In pursuance of the political training which he had laid down for
himself, Rivy began that autumn to practise speaking. There was then
a great revival of interest in politics in England. Mr. Balfour’s
Government was known to be on the eve of resignation, and everywhere
caucuses were girding their loins and getting ready for a general
election. In spite of his cross-bench professions, Rivy found himself
ranging with the Unionists. Most of his friends were of that persuasion;
he was an ardent Imperialist; he seems to have been a convinced, though
imperfectly informed, Tariff Reformer; and he had strong views on
that question of Chinese Labour in South Africa which was to play so
sinister a part at the polls. His first adventure in oratory was not
very successful. On 18th October he writes in his diary: “Went to a
debate at the London School of Economics, and spoke for ten minutes
on ‘Unpopularity of Railways’; was called to order for straying from
the subject; had to read most of my speech.” His next attempt was more
fortunate. “Attended meeting at Brixton, and spoke for thirty-five
minutes on Imperial Responsibilities in South Africa. Biggest attempt
I have yet made. Knew the speech so well I hardly had to look at my
notes. George Bowles in the chair. Capital fun. A band, and a very jolly
evening.” He also lectured somewhere on Conscription, and sent his MS.
to Francis, who replied thus: “I have read your lecture. What must
have struck all who heard it, and what struck me most when I read it,
was, how you could have said so much and touched so little on the real
subject.”

On 5th December, during that uneasy time when Sir Henry
Campbell-Bannerman was forming his new Ministry, Rivy went to stay at
Hatfield. His account of his visit deserves quotation.

    “_Tuesday._

    “A large party, including Asquith and Mrs., Mrs. Laurence
    Drummond, Etty Grenfell [Lady Desborough], Revelstoke, Lord and
    Lady Kenmare and Lady Dorothy Browne, General Broadwood, Arthur
    Strutt, Lady Airlie and Lady Kitty Ogilvie, Dick Cavendish
    and Lady Moira, Miss Claire Stopford, Edward Packe, Micky
    Hicks-Beach, Hugh Cecil, and a very nice Miss Asquith. After
    dinner the older ones played bridge, and we played stupid games
    like ‘snap.’ My God! Hugh Cecil did make me laugh; he is the
    most amusing fellow you ever saw.

    “_Wednesday._

    “Most of the party went up to London, except four of us who
    shot partridges. I should have done better if I had thrown my
    gun at the birds instead of shooting at them. At dinner I took
    in Miss Asquith. Afterwards I had a long yarn with Hugh Cecil
    about politics. We discussed elections and arguing with the
    working man. He told me that what generally happened was that
    you visited the working man and employed the finest arguments
    for about half an hour, and the only reply you got was, ‘Oh
    yes, I quite understand. You have been very well educated, and
    I don’t believe a word you say.’ After dinner we did a sort of
    dumb crambo acting, and I talked politics with Miss Asquith,
    who is extremely clever and, of course, full of politics.

    “In the smoking-room Asquith and H. Cecil discussed the various
    bishops!

    “_Thursday._

    “We went pheasant-shooting. I shot very badly. There were a lot
    of birds; we got 300. After tea I played bridge against the
    future Chancellor of the Exchequer. We dressed up for dinner
    in fancy dress, and had a cotillon afterwards. I went as a
    toreador.

    “I made great pals with Mrs. Asquith. I do not know if you
    know her, but she is an absolute clinker. She dressed up as
    a Spanish dancer, and did a _pas seul_ before us all. What
    will people say in about twenty years when they hear this! The
    leading lady of the Government dancing a _pas seul_, while
    the Chancellor of the Exchequer looked on! Hugh Cecil said he
    thought he had dislocated the inner organs of his body from
    laughter.

    “And now for secrets.... [Here follow certain matters which
    have long ago been made public.] Read to-day’s _Times_, F.
    G. There is about half a column on the political situation,
    which gives you much of what I have written above. Asquith was
    fearfully perturbed about how they got hold of it, for only
    six people knew the situation—himself, Grey, Haldane, C.-B.,
    Morley, Tweedmouth, and (proclaim it to your ancestors!) R. G.

    “Mrs. Asquith told me that Asquith had had a terrible two
    days. The Liberals, having been out for ten years, of course
    owe honours to a great number of people. Innumerable people
    had called on him and implored him to give them something—men
    whose whole lives have been given up to working for the party,
    and now there is nothing for them. This to some of them meant
    a career finished. So you see that even being Chancellor of
    the Exchequer and having the making of a Government isn’t
    altogether honey.

    “Here is an amusing story of Lady Curzon. The day after Curzon
    arrived there was a bad accident at Charing Cross. Half the
    roof fell in, owing to a girder snapping. Lady Curzon said
    wittily that ‘Brodrick must have cut that girder on purpose,
    but—so like him—was a day late!’

    “Had there not been this crisis, the party at Hatfield was to
    have included Austen Chamberlain and Balfour; but they had to
    stay in London to pack up their belongings. We had great chaff,
    as Austen C. was packing up to let the Asquiths in. They told
    me an amusing story that happened last summer. Hugh Cecil and
    Austen Chamberlain had a race on trays along a gallery. Cecil
    slipped off his tray and won without it. The judge at the end
    of the room said, ‘The Free Trader has won.’ ‘Yes,’ says Cecil,
    ‘but he has lost his seat in doing it!’”

In the same letter Rivy gives Francis a piece of advice most
characteristic of the attitude of both the Twins to life. They were
devotees of the “grand manner,” which appears to do things easily and
without effort, however much laborious spade-work may be done in secret.
Francis is adjured to study the hill tribes against a possible frontier
campaign in the next two years. “Do not tell anybody what you are about.
For some reason or other people are always inclined to think a person who
does anything from instinct more wonderful than if he has practised at
it first; just as you hear, ‘Isn’t it wonderful how So-and-so plays polo
so well, and never practises at all?’—whereas, as a matter of fact, the
said person has been years practising. Demosthenes was renowned for his
impromptu speeches. In reality, he had an underground chamber full of
looking-glasses, where he used to rehearse every single speech that he
made—for weeks, and sometimes years.”




CHAPTER IV.

1906-1907.


To Rivy, as to most people in England, the absorbing question in the
first months of 1906 was politics. Seeing a fight approaching, he
conceived it his duty to hurl himself into the thick of it. He had
lessons in elocution, and discovered that he breathed badly; so he
promptly had his adenoids removed, and, a little later, a broken bone
taken from his nose. When convalescent he went to stay at Eaton with the
Duke of Westminster, who had returned that morning from South Africa.
There he found a large party, and had some good shooting and hunting.
“Imagine the change of times. The meet was twenty-six miles away, and
formerly they had to catch the 8.50 train, and did not get back until 9
at night. Yesterday Bend Or and I and John Fowler, with Bend Or driving,
went in a new motor car he had just bought of 100 horse-power that could
go ninety miles an hour. It certainly frightened the life out of me. We
were supposed to start at 10, but started at 10.25, and arrived first at
the meet at 10.55.... Wilfred Ricardo was in fine form. He made me roar
at breakfast one morning, when, owing to his not having a horse, he was
going out snipe-shooting. ‘To think—ah—that I—ah—am forty years old and
have never shot a snipe! I feel the same sort of sensation that these
big-game shooters must know when they are approaching the tracks of a
rhino.’”

After that, in Rivy’s phrase, “everything was elections.”

    “I thought it a rare chance, so have been hard at it. On
    Monday I went to a meeting of 1,500 beyond King’s Cross. The
    Conservative candidate spoke, but they booed and shouted and
    yelled to such an extent that he had to give it up, and I
    did not speak. Five were chucked out. Such remarks as these:
    ‘Hold your jaw!’ ‘Shut your mouth!’ ‘Chuck him out!’ ‘Where’s
    Joey?’ ‘Pigtails!’ amused me much. Tuesday another meeting at
    Bow, in the East End. Much more quiet. The candidate spoke so
    long and was asked so many questions that I only spoke about
    six minutes. Wednesday went down to Enfield, in Essex, and
    found a huge meeting of 2,000. Felt in the deuce of a funk
    for a minute. There was a perpetual uproar of ‘No Chinese!’
    ‘Pigtail!’ etc. The candidate spoke for three-quarters of an
    hour, and then they howled him down. Then R. G. spoke for
    twenty minutes amid a continual roar. I had to wait half this
    time while they yelled at me. Rare good fun. On such occasions
    one is not a bit nervous, only pining for them to stop and
    then give them hell. The speaker after me began: ‘Ladies and
    gentlemen’ (roars)—‘Gentlemen’ (roars)—‘Gentlemen and others’
    (laughter and uproar). After interruption—‘One thing is very
    sure: if they tax brains you’ll get rich.’ Thursday evening
    went down to Aylesbury, and motored seven miles from there to
    a village and spoke on Chinese Labour for thirty-five minutes.
    They were perfectly quiet; only two interruptions, both of
    which I sat on.”

The next week he went to Woolwich, where he had a rough time with Chinese
Labour. “They kept interrupting me and yelling that they considered the
black man to be every bit as good as the white man. To which I replied:
‘Would you allow your daughters to marry black men?’ ‘Of course we
would,’ they all shouted. That pretty well knocked me out.” Two days
later he went to Loughton, in Essex, where he had a real success. “Just
as the meeting began they gave me a few points that had been raised, and
asked me to deal with them. I got in the deuce of a funk and thought I
was certain to make a mess of it. Luckily, the points that were raised
were such as I knew pretty well and could fit into my speech without very
much altering the trend of my arguments. I spoke for three-quarters of an
hour without faltering, and was never interrupted. Afterwards there were
some Radicals there who asked me questions, and I had to answer them on
the spur of the moment. Luckily again, I knew their points, and was able
to score off them, which made things even better.” The result of the
elections Rivy took in a philosophical spirit. His chief grievance was
that so many of his “pals have been chucked; on the other hand, Helmsley,
Dalmeny, and Thomas Robartes got in.”

Meantime Francis was happy and busy in his new regiment. He changed to
David Campbell’s squadron, and was hoping soon to be promoted Captain.
His letters show that he was very satisfied with life—his friends, his
work, his house, and his prospects. It was the time of the Prince of
Wales’s tour, and at Christmas he was engaged in the special manœuvres
arranged in honour of the visit, his division being commanded by
Douglas Haig. There he met innumerable old friends, and his letters
home are chiefly lists of names. He kept open house at Rawal Pindi, and
entertained the officers of the 60th and various German attachés, besides
an occasional English lady. He described the manœuvres in a long letter
to his uncle, Lord Grenfell, which Rivy was good enough to admit was
written in better English than usual.

    “To all soldiers the organization was wonderful. Lord K.
    refused any rehearsal of any sort. On Wednesday night the
    Northern Army was thirty-five miles away—marching and fighting
    from 8 p.m. to 2.30 a.m. On Thursday at 10, 60,000 troops were
    fighting hard twenty-three miles from Pindi. At 7 on Friday
    morning the whole, having slept in their various camps round
    Pindi, and having cast their khaki, were paraded in tunics,
    with spotless clothes and with shining buttons. By 3.30 p.m. on
    that day the great review was over without a hitch of any sort
    or kind. And yet they say the British officer is a fool and
    knows nothing! One squadron only of the 3rd Hussars appeared in
    khaki, some of their transport having been delayed. This, to my
    mind, is wonderful, and no one who has seen the transport out
    here, with the thousands of camels, mules, carts, ponies that
    60,000 troops require, can but be amazed. It must be remembered
    that individually not one native servant or driver knows
    who he is or where he is going, and yet 60,000 troops were
    concentrated that night without difficulty.”

Francis gave up his rôle of host with regret. “I quite miss them,” he
wrote. “The chances a soldier gets of living under the same roof as a
woman are few and far between in this country. I felt quite homely with
ladies under my roof and larky maids picketed in the garden.”

When it was all over he went off to Calcutta to a polo tournament,
where Francis Scott, who was on the Viceroy’s staff, introduced him to
the Mintos. There he met Harry Rawlinson and consulted him about his
next step. He had been offered a post on Lord Kitchener’s staff, and
was for some days in a state of indecision. Finally he refused it. “It
is a question of chucking the regiment now and going on the staff, or
becoming an adjutant and then going to the Staff College. The latter is
far soundest.” He, however, settled with Victor Brooke that if serious
war broke out on the frontier he would be allowed to go there, and he
arranged with Lord Burnham that if the affair were only a small campaign
he would go as _Daily Telegraph_ correspondent. In the intervals between
polo and discussions about his career he found time to go over a jute
mill and send Rivy a lengthy description of the process; to pump a German
officer, Count Krage of the Headquarters Staff, on the German Army
system; and to take his full share in the gaieties of Calcutta. “In the
evening I went to a State ball, and enjoyed it very much indeed. Danced
in a circle set apart for P. Wales, and so found no crush! What a nice
girl Harry Crichton’s is! By Jove! R. G., these ladies do look different
to the old trouts out here. We had quite a family supper party—Francis
Scott, Lady Eileen [Elliot], Harry and his lady, and Mrs. Derek Keppel.”

At the end of January he was back at Rawal Pindi, where he became the
hero of a celebrated adventure. I quote his laconic narrative.

    “I went to a domino dance. Douglas Compton, Freddie
    [Blackwood], and I dined alone with a bottle of pop. I went
    dressed up by Lady Blood as a woman. Capital fun, especially
    as Freddie defied me to go into the ladies’ dressing-room.
    When the ‘Take off masks’ sounded, with about sixty women I
    went into the dressing-room, where they were all powdering
    their noses. All went well until the time arrived when I was
    the only one left masked. Some girl came up and said, ‘Who is
    it? I believe it’s a man.’ She then started out to find her
    mamma, and I started out to find the door. For days afterwards
    all Pindi rang with this scandal. A man in the ladies’
    dressing-room! The story I heard, as told in our mess, was
    this: ‘A man went into the ladies’ dressing-room, and found all
    the ladies undressing. One lady saw it was a man, gave a yell,
    and fainted. All the ladies then dashed at the man to tear his
    clothes off; he, however, flew for the door, pursued by furious
    women, and just escaped. All the husbands are now looking for
    the man, and everybody is saying what they would do with him if
    they caught him.’ I agreed with everybody that it was dashed
    bad form, and could not think who it could be.”

But he was busy with other things than such escapades. He employed
a coach to come to him twice a week for military history, and he
entertained a German cavalry officer, Count Königsmarck, from whom he
learned much that was faithfully recorded in his diary. He was also
working hard at Hindustani for his examination. In March his polo team
won the Inter-Regimental Cup in the Subalterns’ Tournament, and in April
he went on leave on a trip to the frontier. “A capital chap, Howell of
the Intelligence, is arranging my show,” he told Rivy. “Remember Howell’s
name. One day you will see him General, Sir or Lord—a mighty clever
varmint.”[9]

I have before me Francis’s journal of his frontier tour. He started from
Peshawur on the 11th of April, and travelled by Kohat and Bannu, followed
the Afghan border line, and penetrated some distance into Waziristan. The
diary is a vigorous narrative, but most of the reflections on frontier
policy are now out of date. The writer was especially uneasy about
Russia, and has much to say about the Muscovite strategic railways.
After his fashion he intersperses many good stories. One is of a certain
border chief who possessed a small cannon and only one bullet. Whenever
he saw his enemy from the top of a tower he used to let the cannon go.
The enemy, having to pass the tower most days to go to work, used to pick
up the bullet, and every now and then an intermediary was sent to buy it
back for two shillings! The document was sent to Rivy, who remonstrated
on Francis’s carelessness. “You must really send your letters in stronger
envelopes. You say, ‘Treat these papers as most confidential,’ and yet
they appear to have come to pieces and to have been put into an envelope
by the Post Office.”

In May Francis was back at Murree, very anxious about his English leave,
since the 9th Lancers were under orders for South Africa. He hoped to get
it in October before sailing, and be in England for the winter. At home
he proposed to do three things—to learn German and study Germany, to go
over the Franco-German battlefields, and to do a course of topography
at Chatham. A long letter from Harry Rawlinson in June advised France
instead of Germany, and comforted Francis on the sore subject of the
transfer to South Africa on the ground that the dangerous state of
affairs among the Natal natives would probably soon lead to a native
rebellion. A letter from Francis to Rivy about this time is typical of
the writer, who was passionately generous provided his virtues could
escape notice. “I am so grateful to you for making me some cash, and I
have been able to put it to good use. Our riding master, K.—such a good
chap—could not afford to bring his wife and two children to the hills
for the summer, so I have taken a house for him. It cost about £50, but
it was well worth it. You have no idea how awful it is for women, and
especially children, in Pindi in the hot weather. Please treat this as
_entre nous_ and tell no one else. K.’s letter of gratitude is really due
to you, for if it was not for you I would be begging myself.”

In June Francis went in for his examination in Hindustani, which he
passed with honour, and then departed for a short trip in Kashmir. The
rest of the summer was rather poisoned for him by a row which he had in
July with a native pleader, who ventured to race him on a dusty road in a
tonga, and was summarily called over the coals for his pains. The pleader
brought an action against Francis for assault, and was emboldened by the
behaviour of the military authorities, who foolishly tried to persuade
him to keep it out of court. For a few weeks Francis was a prominent
figure in the native press—“this brutal lieutenant, who is a son of a
lord and a friend of the King’s,” etc. The situation was a delicate one,
for the 9th Lancers had once before got into similar trouble. Francis,
knowing that Lord Kitchener wished the thing not to come to trial, and
desirous to obey his chief, was yet most unwilling to climb down when
he believed he had a good case, and in the end managed to effect a
satisfactory settlement to the credit of both parties. This gave him an
occasion to expound to Rivy his philosophy of life. “I have been guided
by a few principles: (1.) Form your own opinions and never mind other
people’s. (2.) Keep to the truth and have it out. It has always beaten
lies and liars. (3.) What is done is done, and no amount of regrets and
groanings can undo it; so make the best of a bad job. (4.) Make sound
dispositions, and leave the rest to fortune. (5.) Deal with natives by
deeds rather than by entreaties.”

Rivy, when his electioneering was over, went to hospital for a slight
operation, and two days later rose from his couch to go to the House of
Lords to hear Lord Milner on Chinese Labour. He was busy with discursive
reading, principally Pope’s _Odyssey_ and Disraeli’s _Lord George
Bentinck_—“also a topping book entitled _The Education of an Orator_,
by Quintilian, which is a translation. It discusses the whole of one’s
education from the age of about four, and tells you the best books to
read, how to learn to discuss and argue, etc. What made me get it was
that in Gladstone’s _Life_ I found continual allusions to it, and also
in Macaulay.” A little later we find that earnest politician in the
House of Commons under the Gallery. “In the evening Joe and Balfour had
a rare crack at the Government. A fellow called Smith[10] made what is
said to be one of the best maiden speeches for the past twenty years. He
spoke for an hour, and kept the whole place in roars of laughter. Even
in the report in the _Times_ it appears amusing. You must imagine a very
sarcastic voice, and each time the Ministers cheered he gave them a whack
in the mouth with some snub. I never enjoyed anything better.”

Rivy felt the shades of the prison house beginning to close about him.
A proof was that he was more amused by politics than by racing. Here is
his reflection upon the Grand Military: “I can remember thinking the
fellows who rode at Sandown most wonderful heroes, whereas on Saturday
it struck me that there were some rather moderate jockeys flogging round
on very moderate horses.” But youth revived in May when, after doing a
Yeomanry course at Netheravon under Reggie Barnes, he began his polo
season. He generally played with his brother Cecil, and the combination
was highly successful. This kind of sentence occurs constantly in his
letters: “R. G. has never been in such form since he played polo. He
got five goals—two runs down half the length of the field and one down
the whole length, and a goal at the end of each.” But his letters did
not please the exile in India. “You never mention the family doings,”
Francis expostulated, “or the gossip or scandal of the town. I see in
a paper Lady Warwick is a Socialist. You never told me. Write news, R.
G.—not _Times_ articles, as I take in the _Mail_. I always understood the
advantage of a shorthand typist was the amount they could write and their
powers against fatigue. I recommend the sack of yours, as he seems to
own neither of these qualities.”

In June Rivy changed his business. He had met Mr. Bonbright in America,
and he now went into partnership in an English branch of his house, of
which the directors were Lord Fairfax, Mr. Fisher, and himself. His
agreement entitled him to twenty-five per cent. of the profits, and at
the moment the prospects seemed rosy. Francis received the news gravely.
“Well done, R. G. It does seem funny: you a £4,000-a-year johnnie and F.
G. a £400-a-year-in-debt chap. You deserve all you have got. But don’t
become a miser, or selfish, and think it necessary that you should spend
it all on yourself. You can help our pals royally.”

The letters of the brothers that summer are amusing reading. Francis,
busy with work for examinations and doleful about his leave, took up
a critical attitude to life. He saw faults in his colleagues which he
had not noticed before; one he described with startling insight as
“the sort of chap who gets up things on board ship.” But he was also
slightly critical of Rivy. “Thanks awfully for the evening waistcoats,”
he wrote. “Did you see them before they started? I asked you for the
latest fashion! The ones you have sent I know when I left England were
beginning to get out of date in Putney!” Rivy, indeed, that summer was
in a somewhat schoolmasterly mood. Francis, a little bored with slogging
at Hindustani, asked for an occasional novel—something that would be
“a relief at night and would ginger one up for the history books.” He
mildly suggested some book like _Mademoiselle de Maupin_. Rivy replied by
sending him that gloomy work, _The Jungle_, and advising him if he wanted
anything more to read _Pickwick_ again. “Windham Baring told me his
father [Lord Cromer] always rereads these old books, and so what you hear
him quote is only some joke he has read a hundred times.” He added the
recommendation that Boswell’s _Johnson_ and Macaulay’s _Life_ were books
that Francis should always be reading in his spare moments. A week later
he gave him his philosophy of reading.

    “Do please give up reading rubbishy novels. There are books
    that have survived the criticism of centuries; surely these
    must be more worth reading than worthless stuff that lasts
    about three weeks. Such books as Walpole’s _Letters_,
    Shakespeare’s _Plays_, Boswell’s _Johnson_, Macaulay’s _Life_,
    Lecky’s _History_, Morley’s _Miscellanies_, and even Morley’s
    _Gladstone_ are all things that are easy to read and will
    profit you ten thousand times more than what you call ‘light
    reading.’ I advise you to send a telegram to Calcutta and ask
    them to send you a cheap copy of Shakespeare or Walpole’s
    _Memoirs_, and read them. If on the receipt of this you wish me
    to pick out ten or twelve books of the above sort, well bound,
    and send them out, let me have a cable reading ‘Good books.’
    Or if you still want me to send rubbishy novels, send a cable
    reading ‘Novels.’”

As Rivy then proceeded to give a long account of a dinner with Leonard
Brassey, a ball at the Ritz, and the final of the Handicap Tournament at
Hurlingham, Francis may have felt that his mentor scarcely did justice
to his innocent desire for a little variety in life. “I am honestly
played out in this country,” he wrote, “and now hate everything. We are
existing, not living. I long for a dart in England or France.... You see,
R. G., out here one is rather run down and sometimes depressed. The hot
weather and all its discomforts are raging. Last year I slept in the day,
but this year I am fighting it. One can read a stiff book for a certain
time every day, but a punkah swinging backwards and forwards and creaking
and squeaking, together with a temperature of over 100 degrees, drives
one either to sleeping or to an exciting book in an armchair.” And he
went on to explain that he was satiated with the _History of Cavalry_ by
Denison, and wanted “such books as the _Life of Madame de Pompadour_,
or Napoleon as a _man_, naming the women as well as the countries he
captured.”

[Illustration: FRANCIS AT POLO.]

With his departure in prospect he wished to give presents to his friends,
and especially to the Bloods. For Sir Bindon he suggested a good
sporting book with pictures of “lions seizing goats, lions springing on
donkeys, etc.” But Rivy would have none of it. He was determined that Sir
Bindon should have a “really well-written book,” and suggested “_The Life
of Chatham_, Walpole’s _Letters_, or, still better, Plato’s _Republic_.”
Small wonder that Francis began to fear that his brother’s culture was
becoming too much for him.

In September everything changed. Francis Scott invited him to Simla to
stay with the Mintos, and life was once again rosy. “By Jove, R. G.,
this _is_ a holiday. Here I am in a house _with stairs_, and built like
an English country house. I could only gasp for two days. One is simply
taken aback by the niceness of these people. Lord Minto is the best,
after the Uncle, I ever met. He is full of stories, and loves talking of
racing and forgetting he is Viceroy. The other day he said, ‘I always
wish I had been a trainer.’ Can you picture any other Viceroy saying
that?... It is a great business getting the Ameer to come here. Formerly
he had always flatly refused. But the Viceroy wrote him such a kind,
friendly letter that he said he felt it his duty to please so great a
gentleman.”

He spent a happy week at Simla in the company of the Viceroy and Lady
Minto and the daughters, who were reverentially known throughout India
as “the Destroying Angels.” “After tea we all rode—His Ex., Lady M.,
Francis, and I. The two girls, Lady Ruby and Lady Violet, ride astride.
We galloped like blazes down the roads. The girls made me, as they go
like hello. I went for a long ride with Lady Violet. She is a master on
her horse; drives a coach, etc.; at the same time loves music, art, etc.,
and hates men. There is a cup here for gymkhanas, held weekly, for the
lady who wins most events. She was second; Lady Eileen third. She said,
‘Father was simply beaming all over last night after you talked to him;
he came home and said, “I must put our boy in that regiment.”’ ... His
Ex. told us stories of Indians, his trips in the wilds, cock-fighting,
prize-fighting, etc.—how he took Jem Mace to Harrow and backed him
against ‘Bottles.’ Lady M. begged me to try and find her some chaps for
their staff. It is a pretty difficult job, for every one falls in love
with the girls.... I rode home with Francis, and we bucked of old days.
We are determined to have you out, and your books in the fire. I hear
you have become a sort of heavy-handed old man. You had better drop that
when I return. We’ll go back three years then, give the books a holiday,
and enjoy life.” That visit to Simla was the beginning for Francis of a
close friendship with Lady Minto, who had given him a new insight into
the problems of British rule in India. He continued to correspond with
her and to expound his views on administration. “I have just written a
long letter to Lady Minto, begging her not to worry what India thought of
their rule, for it was so difficult to judge a ruler. Time always alters
opinions.” And he gave as an example the somewhat disparate cases of
Warren Hastings, the Duke of Wellington, and Mrs. Fitzherbert! The life
of the last-named lady was one of the few lighter books which Rivy had
allowed him.

Francis arrived in South Africa towards the end of October, and was
presently settled with the regiment at Potchefstroom. The immediate
result was a fit of profound depression. Potchefstroom is a pleasant
little town in a green, well-watered valley, but after India it appeared
comfortless and the life dull. South Africa seemed the home of senseless
extravagance. As he wrote to Lord Grey: “You cannot realize the terrible
expenses incurred here for merely living. We spend four times what we
spent in India, and get no return whatever.” The country, too, at the
moment was suffering from severe financial depression, which intensified
the gloom. There were other drawbacks. “We have been given some terrible
horses for this regiment,” Francis wrote. “They hardly represent what the
richest nation should give its best regiment. We are quite ashamed, as we
own all sorts except cavalry horses.” On the last day of the year, in a
letter to Rivy, he summarized his annual record with some melancholy. “I
fear I have done little to advance myself and improve my brain powers. A
visit to the frontier, a language, one big polo tournament, a first-class
row, and the departure from India are the main things I have done.” He
cheered up a little after beating the 4th Hussars at polo by six goals to
two when the Ninth had only nine ponies and their six best polo players
on leave. But the bright spot on his horizon was his leave, which was due
in the beginning of the new year.

Meantime Rivy had been living a strenuous life. He rushed out to South
Africa in August for a short visit, and was back again in October. In
November he was at Hatfield, learning wisdom from Hugh Cecil, which he
duly recorded for his brother’s advantage, and making a speech at the
United Service Institution which earned him a letter of thanks from
Sir Robert Baden-Powell. On the 16th of that month he started with his
brother Arthur for Mexico, the party including Arthur’s wife, Lady
Victoria, and his sister, Mrs. Bulteel. An assiduous study of Prescott’s
_Conquest of Mexico_ on the voyage was his preparation for the country,
and in the few weeks there he certainly managed to achieve a considerable
variety of experiences. His cousin, Mr. Max-Muller, was at the Embassy,
and through his agency the party had an interview with President Diaz.
His reading during his stay is characteristic in its catholicity—“_Kim_,
the Travels of St. Paul in the Bible, and some of _Paradise Lost_.” Early
in January the party were with the Greys at Government House, Ottawa,
where Lady Victoria was suddenly taken ill with typhoid, contracted in
Mexico. Rivy was eager to be home to meet Francis on his arrival in
England, but felt bound to stay in Ottawa. “Without me old Arthur is
practically alone. Besides this, the Greys have no relations here except
strange A.D.C.’s, and it is a relief, I think, to them to feel they have
some one on Arthur’s side to keep him company and cheer him up. Mate, I
would give a thousand pounds to have met you on your arrival and gone
with you and shown you all the changes since you left. I feel fearfully
sick at the idea of any one meeting you before me.... Ernest is to be
your valet until we get another good one; I can get the Bath Club valet
to look after me when you take him anywhere. I have told him to get your
room ready and put flowers there and make it comfortable. Tell him to
put some of my pictures there also, and to get my sitting-room straight
for you. Remember it is to be your home.... Don’t go and see my office or
partners till I get back. In fact, F. G., I feel terribly sick at your
seeing any one or being told anything about the family doings except by
R. G.”

Francis arrived on February 9, 1907, but Rivy was not there to meet
him. Arthur’s young wife did not rally from her fever, and died on 3rd
February. It was the first time for long that death had entered the
family, and it was a sober and saddened Rivy that returned to rejoin his
brother in that communal London life to which they had so joyfully looked
forward.




CHAPTER V.

1907-1909.


The Twins were now twenty-six years old, and, as they had grown more
easily distinguishable in person, so they had developed idiosyncrasies
in character. Francis remained of the two the younger in mind. He took
his soldiering very seriously, but for him the Service was a kind of
enlarged Eton—a thing with its own standards and taboos, offering certain
definite ambitions in work and sport, which enabled him to lead a full
and satisfying life without questionings. He was never in doubt about the
values of things—he took them for granted; whereas Rivy was for ever at
the business of stock-taking. Francis had sometimes an uncanny power of
going to the heart of a matter, but usually he accepted life as it came.
Rivy was a more perplexed soul. His vision was wider than his brother’s,
but more often confused. Both had immense high spirits, but Rivy had
moments of real bewilderment and depression. He was apt to feel himself
on the fringes of life when he longed to be at the centre, and since
his thirst was habitually deeper than his brother’s, it was less readily
quenched.

On another side the two were like the scriptural Martha and Mary. Long
ago Rivy had made up his mind that he was Francis’s protector and
guardian, and he laboured to make money, not for himself, but that his
brother might never be stinted. That brother, as careless of cash as the
lilies in the field, went whistling on his cavalier course, while Rivy
knit his brows and laboured to increase their joint resources. In every
circumstance he thought first of Francis—his comfort, his education, his
career; and, without a touch of priggishness, subordinated every plan to
this end. He never dreamed that he was doing anything unusual, so great
was his fraternal pride. He had chosen for himself what seemed to him the
natural and inevitable rôle of the prosaic brother of a phœnix. He was
teaching himself, a civilian in a sedentary business, the first lesson
of the soldier—subordination; and he learned it, I think, more perfectly
than Francis. The difference appeared in their polo. Rivy was one of
the steadiest players in England, never working for individual show but
only for the game—a sober exponent of team-work. Francis was always
incalculable, and sometimes fantastically bad; but on his day he could
be marvellous—a thunderbolt, a tornado, a darting flame.

The year 1907 is a lean one for the Twins’ biographer. They were both
at home, and so free from the necessity of correspondence. Rivy came
back from Canada on 16th February to find Francis in London, and the two
set themselves to console their brother Arthur in his bereavement. They
collected an excellent lot of ponies, and the whole summer was devoted
to polo, except for a course which Francis went through at the Cavalry
School at Netheravon, where he began to work seriously for the Staff
College. Rivy took enormous pains with his grooms and stablemen. He got
beds from Heal for them to sleep in, and used to provide sumptuous teas
for them after a successful match.

[Illustration: RIVY ON “CINDERELLA.”]

The brothers got together a polo team known as the Freebooters, in which
Rivy was No. 2, Francis No. 3, and the Duke of Roxburghe back. Originally
Cecil Grenfell was No. 1, but his place was afterwards taken by Captain
Jenner, the joint polo manager at Ranelagh. This team won the Hurlingham
Championship Cup, beating Roehampton (a team mainly composed of the
brothers Nickalls) by four goals to two. That season established the fame
of the Grenfell family on the polo field. I do not propose to describe
the details of those old contests, but room must be found for a letter
of Rivy’s telling of the greatest match of the season, England against
Ireland, played at Dublin in Phœnix Park. The Irish team was: Major
Rotherham, the Hon. Aubrey Hastings, Captain Hardress Lloyd, and Mr. P.
P. O’Reilly. For England there played Rivy, Captain H. Wilson, Mr. Pat
Nickalls, and Captain Matthew-Lannowe. England won by six goals to five,
and Rivy had the satisfaction of hitting the winning goal. Here is his
account:—

    “There was a strong wind blowing down the ground which I think
    much spoilt the game. At times it was very slow and sticky—I
    think partly from the polo being so high class and each fellow
    stopping the other one hitting out. The ball continually hit
    a pony in the hock and bounded out, and we were several times
    stopped for accidents.

    “I rode ‘Cinderella’ the first ten, and the dodger ‘Despair’
    the second. Got away on the latter about mid-field, and,
    evading all opposition, got the first goal on the near side
    amid applause from the Saxons. Shortly afterwards Rotherham
    did a characteristic run down and scored amid yells from the
    Irish. The third ten I rode Roxburghe’s pony, which played
    fairly well, though he wants to be taught to jump off quicker.
    The fourth ten ‘Cinderella,’ who played magnificently: I got
    another goal on her at a difficult angle, and made two or three
    good runs. Pat (Nickalls) got two goals, and gave us a lead
    of four to two. Hardress then got a very good goal; the Irish
    threw their hats in the air all round the ground. Rotherham
    then got away and got another goal; you never heard such
    cheering in your life! In the fifth ten I got away on ‘Despair’
    and went all down the ground, but somehow missed an absolute
    sitter. I think the wind affected the flight of the ball, as
    it only missed by inches. We then got a fifth and sixth: the
    latter was not allowed, as Bertie Wilson fell as the ball was
    hit and hurt his knee. The other side then got a fifth, and
    three minutes before time in the last chukker, in which I rode
    ‘Cinderella,’ I got a sixth, and so won the match. It was a
    pretty uncomfortable moment. Bertie Wilson cantered into the
    middle of the ground; ‘Cinderella’ turned like lightning, and
    I found myself forty yards in front of everybody. If I hit the
    goal, there was no glory; if I missed it, probably fearful
    abuse. Luckily I just snicked it through. I enjoyed the match
    very much indeed; it was such fun hearing those Irish chaps
    yelling the whole time.”

In August and September Arthur was at Howick with his children, and the
Twins stayed there. Lord Hugh Cecil was among the visitors, and Rivy
had the felicity of bringing Francis to sit at his feet. The City that
year can have seen little of Rivy, and politics knew him not; indeed, I
gravely doubt whether his books left their shelves. He had his brother
beside him, and was bent on enjoying life. As soon as the season began
they hunted together, and early in December Francis had a smash and broke
his collar bone. The two went to the Duke of Westminster at Eaton for
Christmas, and while there took part in an escapade which enjoyed for a
day or two a wide notoriety. One evening after dinner the Duke suggested
motoring, as the weather was clear and cold, and proposed going over to
Cholmondeley Castle, where there had been some talk of a dance. Arrived
at the Castle, they could get no reply to their ringing of the bell. The
place stood silent and apparently untenanted, except that on the ground
floor a window had been left open through which came the reflection of a
bright fire. It was like a scene in a play, and the spirit of melodrama
entered into the party. They crawled through the window, groped their
way down a passage, and found themselves in the dining-room. It was
empty, but all the lights were still burning, the sideboards gleamed with
plate, and in the centre of the table stood a massive race cup which Lord
Cholmondeley had won and which he valued highly. As they had come a long
way to find no dancing or any other entertainment, the devil of mischief
possessed them, and they resolved to carry off the cup as a token of the
visit, and return it next day. So they put a bit of coal in the cup’s
place, and departed as silently as they had come. In leaving the lodge
gates the car swerved against a pillar, thereby leaving a clue to the
fugitives.

There had been many burglaries about that time, and when the owner
discovered that the cup had gone he was naturally excited, and telephoned
at once to Scotland Yard. As bad luck would have it, the party turned up
late next morning at the meet, and the Duke did not get an opportunity
of speaking to Lord Cholmondeley. But from the rest of the field they
heard high-coloured accounts of the outrage—how Scotland Yard was hot on
the trail of the motor-car gang, who had fortunately damaged their car on
the Castle gate-post. Somewhat later in the day the Duke found a chance
of explaining the thing to Lord Cholmondeley, who took it in excellent
part and was much relieved to know that the cup was safe. But the wheels
of the law, once set in motion, could not easily be stayed. For days
detectives were scouring Cheshire, examining every garage for traces of
a maimed car, and the popular press in startling headlines told the tale
of the great burglary. It was a sad blow to lovers of sensation when the
matter was suddenly dropped and only a scanty explanation was forthcoming.

In April 1908 Francis returned to South Africa after winning the United
Hunts Point-to-Point Race at Melton. He took with him a French tutor to
assist him in acquiring the French tongue, for he was by way of working
steadily for the Staff College. To show his linguistic progress he
occasionally sent Rivy letters written in a very tolerable imitation of
the language of Molière. The year in England had enormously refreshed
him and prepared him to make the best of South Africa, and his first
letters from Potchefstroom were very contented.

    “Everything here has improved beyond recognition. I never saw
    a place so much improved in a year. Every one seems pleased to
    see me again. In fact, R. G., the regiment is A1, not a single
    stiff here at present. I quite forgot how happy I am with the
    regiment. I have so many interests, I love the soldiering, like
    polo, and love my books. I never knew I had so many—I have had
    to have two new bookcases made.”

His first trouble on his return was with a batch of ponies which Rivy
had bought in Canada the previous year, and which by some blunder had
been sent straight to South Africa instead of to England, where the Twins
could have seen them and judged them. They proved perfectly useless,
and most of them were sent home for Rivy to sell. Francis resumed his
polo with great energy, and complained to his brother that he was an
indifferent member of a very fine team. He found it hard to work with
his tutor, however, principally from lack of time. “Some days I do five
hours and the next one. To-day, for instance, 7 to 12 at the range in the
hot sun; 12 to 1.30 in stables. I tried to do one hour with him after
lunch, but felt so knocked out I had to stop.” Both brothers had compiled
elaborate notebooks of polo tips in England; both had irretrievably lost
them, and each accused the other. Francis records an Eton dinner on the
5th June with Lord Methuen in the chair, after a football match in which
Mr. D. O. Malcolm, Lord Selborne’s private secretary, distinguished
himself. He was shown by his colonel his confidential report, which he
paraphrased as follows: “This officer is fit to be an adjutant. He is a
very hard-working officer and has very great application. He is anxious
to work for the Staff College, for which he is well suited. He is not fit
at present, as he has been away from his regiment at Netheravon for about
a year. He is not brilliant, but very ambitious. He has tact and a Good
Temper. (What Ho!) He lacks ballast at present, but this will come, and
then I expect great things of him.”

At the end of June he went to Bloemfontein for a polo tournament, and the
9th Lancers, who for the last six years had either won or been in the
final of every tournament they played in, were soundly beaten by the 4th
Dragoon Guards. The disaster sent Francis with renewed zest to his books.
“I have been working like an absolute tiger this week. It is wonderful
the amount one can do when one can live for it and has got nothing else
to think of. I cannot stop thinking about what I have been reading. The
result is that it affects my sleep a good deal, and I take a long time
to go to sleep. I am certain if I worked like this for six months I
should either get into Hanwell or into the Staff College, and not merely
qualify. I sometimes feel worn out and long to chuck it, but in my heart
of hearts I really love it.” About this time, too, he began to acquire a
restless interest in Germany. He was always asking his twin about German
finances, and whether she could afford the expense of a big war.

Meantime Rivy had been the target of fortune. His disasters began
almost as soon as Francis left. On 16th April, while cantering his pony
“Despair,” she suddenly reared and fell back on him, and the pommel
of the saddle caught him in the pelvis. He was taken to St. Thomas’s
Hospital, where his pelvis proved to be intact, but a muscle was badly
lacerated. In the hospital he seems to have enjoyed himself.

    “On Sunday morning we have Communion at 6.45 a.m. I could not
    help being vastly amused. The old chaplain read the prayers
    very quietly so as not to be too noisy, whereas in every
    cubicle were fellows, some with no insides, some with insides
    that had just been sewn up, and about five groaning and gasping
    for breath. Throughout the service the parson walked from bed
    to bed on tiptoe; quite unnecessary, considering the noise
    the patients were making.... There were about ten dashed
    pretty nurses, who told me about the patients they had had
    in the theatre. One of them told me that they had absolute
    proof that three hours’ sleep before midnight was worth four
    after. The man who goes to bed at 9 and gets up at 4.30 can
    work tremendously hard without any ill effects for years,
    whereas late-hour workers must knock off after a while. She
    gave as an example Society people, who always have to go to
    watering-places after the season, also M.P.’s; whereas nurses,
    surgeons, and lawyers can go plodding on. I shall try to go to
    bed early before big polo matches.”

He also made friends with an eminent Lambeth burglar who had two broken
legs from having been pitched out of a house by an athletic curate. As
Rivy felt almost a professional after his experience at Cholmondeley
Castle, the two became confidential and exchanged reminiscences.

The next piece of bad luck was the sale of Francis’s ponies at
Tattersall’s, which fetched very poor prices. For several weeks Rivy’s
thigh was weak, and the appalling weather in early May made polo nearly
impossible. He then went for his Yeomanry training at Stowe Park. He
found great difficulties in getting together a good polo team that
summer, and was persistently unlucky with his horse-coping. On the last
Saturday in May he was playing in the match of the Roehampton team
against the Rest of England, when he had a really bad accident.

    “In the fourth ten I got clean away, but did not get my drive
    quite straight. I therefore had to make a hook drive, which
    went straight in front of goal. Lloyd and I were each going at
    somewhat of an angle. In stretching out to make a near-side
    stroke I think he just tipped my pony’s quarters; anyhow I
    lost my balance and fell in front of ‘Sweetbriar,’ who seemed
    to peck over. She also seemed to have eight legs, and all legs
    struck various parts of my body, two of them on the head. I am
    not sure whether she stepped on my ankle or twisted the spur.
    Anyhow, it at once hurt like blazes.”

At first the accident was diagnosed as merely a sprained and bruised
ankle, and treated with massage. Rivy was well enough to dine out.

    “In the evening I dined with Mrs. Ivor Guest—a tremendous
    dinner party of about fifty people. I hobbled in on crutches.
    The party was composed chiefly of pals of ours. I sat next to
    Lady Castlereagh and Walter Guinness. After dinner there was
    a small dance, which, of course, I could not take part in.
    However, I had a good yarn with Mrs. Asquith, who is a capital
    lady and always most interesting. I wish very much you had met
    her when you were here. I told her that I intended going to see
    her with you, and she told me she had been ill for the last ten
    months. She got on to the Education question, which was rather
    Greek to me, and I could only reply ‘Yes’ and ‘No.’”

The ankle did not get better in spite of the most drastic massage, and
when Rivy got on a pony he found that he could put no weight at all on
his left stirrup. It kept him awake at night, and since his doctor told
him to jump on it and use it as much as possible, he suffered a good
deal of agony during the day. Nevertheless he went down to Hatfield for
Whitsuntide, going up to London daily for treatment. On the Tuesday
after Whitsuntide he came up to play in the Champion Cup at Hurlingham.

    “I was unable to put a boot on, and so played in a large
    shooting boot and puttee. I also had my stirrup all padded up.
    In the first five minutes Ted Miller caught me an awful bump
    on the ankle, soon followed by another from George Miller.
    However, I stood it all right that ten, and played pretty
    well, considering that I could not hit the ball at all on the
    near side. I got one fairly good goal, having gone half-way
    down the ground. I thought that my leg would get better as I
    warmed up. However, this was not the case. The second ten I
    again played pretty well, but found it difficult to stop the
    ponies, as my grip was getting weaker. The third ten the pain
    began to be awful, and every bump that I got seemed to be on
    my bad ankle. By the fourth ten it felt rather like pulp, and
    to keep on at all I had to catch hold of the breastplate. We
    were having a tremendous match. At half-time the scores were
    3-2. Gill, Jenner, and Roxburghe were playing like trumps. The
    Millers were a little off, and kept giving us openings; but I
    felt myself getting weaker and weaker, and could never turn my
    ponies in time to make use of them. The fourth ten we bombarded
    their goal, but in the fifth and sixth ten I was an absolute
    passenger and did not hit the ball at all. My ankle hurt
    fearfully.... I never was so glad of anything as when that game
    ended, and limped back very sore to the pavilion, where I had a
    very hot bath.”

He went down to Hatfield that evening and got no sleep. Two days later
he returned to London to have his ankle X-rayed. “Now comes the Waterloo
part, for I found that instead of a sprained ankle I had a sprain on
the outside and had broken the ankle bone on the inside. No wonder that
I went through such pain. I went straight to Fripp, who told me that
all the previous treatment had been entirely wrong. The worst thing I
could do, of course, was twisting the ankle round, as the two bones were
grating against each other. It seems a dream to me that I could have
played in the Champion Cup with a broken ankle. Every time that any one
bumped me in the polo match they were pushing these broken bones apart.
No wonder towards the end of the match I squirmed when I saw anybody
about to bump me.”

That was the end of the polo season for Rivy, and there was nothing for
it but to sell his ponies.[11] The episode was properly commented on by
Francis. “It sounds a terrible experience, but I am glad _you_ have been
through it, as it shows _we_ are made of the right stuff, though Heaven
forbid me skipping on a bust ankle!”

All that summer Francis was hard at work, for he proposed to take
the qualifying examination for the Staff College, in order to gain
experience. He was constantly deploring that he was so thick-headed about
matters of military science, although his whole heart was in soldiering.
On 26th July he writes:—

    “Our drill this week has been the greatest fun in the
    world. Last Monday I commanded the squadron on a regimental
    parade—the first time in my life. It was rather a high trial,
    as, though we had been drilling slowly up to the present, the
    Colonel sounded the gallop at the start and drilled at the
    gallop for the rest of the day. I got on first-class. It is
    grand fun, as you are moving too quick to think, and if you
    make a mistake you cannot alter it. I was pleased, as I thought
    I knew no drill, but find I know a good deal more than many who
    have had a squadron some time.”

He meditated much about the art of war in those days, and confided the
results to Rivy, and he was perpetually harassed by the conviction that
a fight with Germany was imminent. He used to plague his brother with
questions about German politics and finance, and got but scrappy answers.
One of his conclusions was that polo was an essential part of a soldier’s
education.

    “I cannot understand why the infantry generals should be
    anxious to abolish polo—unless it be through ignorance. Has
    polo stopped John Vaughan, De Lisle, Haig, Hubert Gough, or any
    keen soldier?”

Rivy had told him that Hugh Cecil’s view was that it was more important
for a country to have a good financial position than to have a good army
when war broke out. This view Francis elaborately controverted, and was
rather nonplussed to find that his uncle shared it.

He took the Staff College qualifying examination in the first week of
August, and was very pleased with himself. The papers were far easier
than he expected, and he thought hopefully of his future chances. As
it turned out, it would have been impossible for him to qualify unless
he bettered his languages, and it was this fact which made him so eager
to spend his next leave in Germany. Immediately afterwards he started
for manœuvres in the country north of Pretoria, along the Pietersburg
line. He enjoyed himself immensely, and was especially proud of his hard
physical condition.

    “I find I stick hardships and discomforts far better than
    most. I have found my way about in this country by day and
    by night—no easy matter. I can outstay most of the others as
    regards fatigue. I seem to have got great confidence—far more
    than before—and I look on myself as as good a player as anybody
    else. Several chaps whom I used to look on as good I now look
    on as very bad.”

His keenness was so great that in every letter he enlarged upon the
danger from Germany.

    “I think every serious person out here is awakened by Herr
    Dernburg’s visit to this country. He is the Joe Chamberlain of
    Germany. I believe that the Dutch luckily hate the Germans, and
    will always support us against them.”

Early in October Francis thought that he deserved a rest, and went on a
short visit to Johannesburg.

    “I wrote and asked a charming French _chanteuse_ to come to
    lunch. She is the leading lady at the ‘Empire,’ at £200 a
    month. They are extraordinary, those French women. We were,
    besides her, five men, two of whom could not understand a
    word of French. She kept the whole table in fits of laughter,
    talking French all the time. I never met any one who said such
    things as she did. She fairly cleared the Carlton. Luckily,
    no one knew us.... In the evening we went to a dance at the
    County Club. You never saw such people—the _élite_ of Jo’burg.
    The French lady turned up, much to the disgust of the Jo’burg
    society. She arrived very late, and only stayed half an hour.
    In that time she cleared out the room all right.”

The autumn witnessed the annexation of Bosnia and Herzegovina by Austria,
and Francis thought he saw a chance of a European war. He cabled to Rivy
begging him to arrange with Harry Lawson to have him sent to Bulgaria as
the correspondent of the _Daily Telegraph_. His brother John arrived in
South Africa early in October, and Francis accompanied him on a visit
to the Messina Mine. Most of his letters at this period are filled with
uncommon good sense on the subject of the mine. He was convinced of its
value, and anxious that his brother should give up all his time to it
instead of going home to hunt. “Up here John seems to be lord of all he
surveys, and yet he won’t survey it.”

The visit to Messina thoroughly unsettled him, and he found it hard
to return to his books. “I am afraid you and I are very stupid,” he
wrote to Rivy. “I do not seem to get on at all like others seem to at
these books, and I work three times as hard.” He was inclined to be
captious about his brother’s attainments. “Not a very good letter from
you this time. You are relapsing into your old tricks. I don’t know
how you discuss good and bad French when you don’t know French at all.
I am not quite clear what you are learning. Is it the French language
or French literature? The language, of course, is most useful, but I
honestly think French literature is a waste of time to you. You know very
little history, no geography—both subjects which arouse interests, form
characters, and are essential for everyday life in London, and also for
politics.” Early in November he wrote: “I am determined, R. G., to take
my work a little easier in future, and then work like fury for the 1910
August examination, and then take a year’s holiday. Go a real bust—buy
the best horse available, so as to win the National and Grand Military.
Play polo seriously in 1911, and then go up for the exam. again the
following year. So make a bit of cash, R. G., as my National horse will
cost £2,000.” But R. G. did not make a bit of cash that year. He lost the
better part of £5,000 on their joint account, though he got most of it
back later.

Francis paid a short visit in the early winter to the Duke of
Westminster’s estate in the Orange River Colony, and then was seriously
occupied with polo at Potchefstroom. At Christmas he had his usual solemn
thoughts, which in this case dealt with love and the conduct of life.

    “I think in marriage no half-way contracts ever are successful.
    You should either be damnably in love, so that there can be
    no doubt, or not propose at all. I expect our name is down
    against some lady whom we are to marry.... Some are married
    with the same speed that John tried to rush the Government
    out here. They then spend their lives wishing they had been
    refused. Every one wants a pal. I strongly recommend you to
    make greater pals with the Uncle. Try to live with him; his
    company will improve your character, if you try to copy him, in
    every way. No man has more successfully worked in with other
    people, or gained more, by his generosity and _bonhomie_. Don’t
    bury yourself with a book, or you become inhuman, despondent,
    and narrow. Mix your books with the Uncle and become a cheery,
    cultivated English gentleman.”

But Rivy scarcely needed the advice, for he had not been troubling his
books very much that year. He records that he tried in vain to read
_David Copperfield_, always getting drowsy over it, so that he did not
know whether it put him to sleep or he read it in his sleep. After his
accident he became more or less of a butterfly, and his letters deal
chiefly with country-house parties.

    “Monday night I dined with Lady Alice Shaw-Stewart—a capital
    dinner party. I sat next to Lady Manners, and on her other
    side was Lord Cromer, and he talked most of the time to Lady
    Manners and me. He seemed a dear old boy. He has just gone
    on the committee of the Vivisection and Research League, and
    showed us a letter he had received from some woman, which
    abused him for about two pages and ended up, ‘I had always
    looked on you as one of our greatest dictators, but now I see
    you are nothing but an inhuman brute.’ Lady Manners asked
    him if he received many letters of this sort, and he said
    that in Egypt he got letters all the time saying that he was
    to be murdered next morning; and then he added in a kind of
    undertone, ‘Such damned rot, isn’t it?’ Last week he went down
    to stay near Winchester. The party consisted of Lord and Lady
    Cromer, Lord Elcho, and Lord Curzon. They went over to see
    Winchester on Sunday, when Lord Cromer overheard this from a
    Winchester boy, pointing at his party: ‘There are some regular
    ’Arries and ’Arriets come nosing round here on a Sunday.’ ... I
    told him the story about Windham when Teddy Wood did his Latin
    prose and he failed. It made Lord Cromer roar with laughter.
    Lady Manners asked him if Windham was very clever. ‘Well,’ said
    he, ‘he throws an extremely good salmon fly’—which I thought
    was rather characteristic.”

Rivy’s letters were full, too, of politics. He discussed France with
Miss Muriel White, and learned to his horror that that country was
“honeycombed with republicanism.” Apparently he was not aware of the
nature of the French constitution. He met the McKennas at Nuneham, and
considered the then First Lord of the Admiralty a “capital chap of
the hail and hearty sort.” He had frequent talks with Mrs. Asquith—“a
magnificent lady, as you never have to say a word.” From Mr. Asquith
he heard something which confirmed his growing unfavourable opinion
of the City. “He told me that in talking with financiers and asking
their opinion he always found that they based their argument on no
foundation—in fact, had no logic. I think this is very true. There is a
famous Jew who, when asked about his partner’s capacity for making money,
said he had a wonderful _nose_ for it. I think that is the only way to
put it.” He spent a week with Lord Ridley at Blagdon, Northumberland,
assisting him to defend a case in the police courts, where he was
accused of furious driving. “Mat is a landlord of the right old English
sort—works very hard, and has the right notion of helping everybody.” On
that occasion he was taken to see the Roman Wall, of which he then heard
for the first time.

In August he went with a company of the Scots Greys on manœuvres, and
had the time of his life. They were very celebrated manœuvres, and led
to furious disputes in military circles. Rivy was present at all the
pow-wows, and recorded them with such gusto for the benefit of Francis
that that exile was moved to remark, “It is an extraordinary thing, but
the only two chaps who seem to enjoy manœuvres are F. G. and R. G. the
banker.” But the manœuvre letters contain other things than the tactics
of General Scobell. “On Thursday I dined with Cis Bingham at the Brigade
Headquarters. Molly Crichton and Muriel Herbert came over from Wilton;
the Duchess of Westminster, who was staying in a village two miles off,
was to have come but didn’t. We had some capital chaff. Afterwards Hugh
Grosvenor and I mounted horses and went across the Plain to draw the
Duchess. We nearly got lost, but ultimately found her house. She had gone
to bed (Lady Shaftesbury was staying there also), so we yelled at her
window till finally the owner of the house, an old farmer, let us in. We
soon had her down in a glorious silk dressing-gown, and made her dig out
some supper for us. I did not get back until about 1 a.m.... On Friday
afternoon I hacked over to tea with Malise Graham, and dined with the 1st
Life Guards. After dinner we suddenly heard a band approaching—could not
think what it was, so went outside, when it sounded ‘Charge,’ and about
sixty fellows from the 1st Brigade fell on the old Households, and we had
a desperate conflict. I kept out as much as I could. Brother John was
dining with the 21st, so he accompanied them. Suddenly some one called
out, ‘It’s that Rivy!’ and fell on _him_, at which about four fellows sat
on his head. I returned to my camp about 11, to find Allenby’s Brigade
were attacking Fanshawe’s. They broke everything in the Greys’ and Bays’
tents. It amused me awfully; but how young those fellows are to like a
sort of ‘rouge scrimmage’ still!”

In the autumn Rivy’s mind turned to more serious matters, and he took to
himself a French tutor. Francis had advised him to spend his week-ends
in Oxford and study there; but he found that impossible. Rivy’s letters
about this time are little more than a medley of City gossip, mingled
with notes of his engagements. On the Eton Memorial he wrote: “I do not
think it necessary for us to spend more money on this. I sent this summer
six boys and two girls from the Eton Mission to Juanita’s cottage for
a fortnight each. I think this is a much better way of spending one’s
money than by subscribing to bricks and mortar for rich Eton boys _not_
to go into.” He went to Hatfield, where he made friends with Lord Althorp
(now Lord Spencer); to the play with David Beatty, and discussed war in
the East; to a dinner where Sir Hugh Bell instructed him in economics;
and occasionally to the House of Commons. He went shooting with Mr.
Pierpont Morgan. “Jack made me laugh very much. The Old Berkeley comes
to his place twice a year. He made a remark to me which I thought would
amuse you: ‘I do not mind boarding two or three foxes for them, but
ten’s too many.’” In December at North Mimms he met Mr. Spender of the
_Westminster Gazette_ and Lord Harcourt, and heard much political talk.
“X. was sure that Lloyd George was a Protectionist and would one day be
found on the Protectionist side. If the Liberal Government were defeated
at the next election, the Tories would bring in Tariff Reform at once;
this would split both parties, and new parties would be formed. Probably
Lloyd George, and possibly Winston, would take the attitude that they had
fought for Free Trade, but that, now the country had accepted Protection,
unwillingly they must follow and form a Protection Radical Party. The
Government most certainly would not go out this winter, but might after
the Budget.” So much for the prophets!

The year 1909 was for Francis a period of intense activity, both of body
and mind. He was in exuberant health, and something in the diamond air
of South Africa so enlarged his vitality that in everything he undertook
he rejoiced “as a young man about to run a race.” He began on the first
day of the new year by winning the lemon-cutting prize at the South
African Military Tournament. “Every one was very surprised, as honestly
I had never tried it before. I never dreamed I could cut a lemon, but I
proved to be the only one who could cut both twice.” He nearly won the
tent-pegging too, and got into the final of the jumping. “I wish,” he
laments, “Staff College work came as easy as sports.” That week he made
the acquaintance of Lady Selborne. “I never liked a lady more. She is
Linkie [Lord Hugh Cecil] in a comic mood in petticoats.” He returned to
Potchefstroom, but found his study much interfered with by the conditions
of life there, so at the end of January he went back to Johannesburg,
hired a room, and sat down to his books. “Here I have read from 6 to
8.30 geography; 10 to 1, the _Times_ and organization; 2.45 to 4.15 I
have done French lessons; 4.30 to 7, mathematics; dinner 7.15; then I
read till about 10. You cannot imagine what a difference it makes to
my work to work undisturbed. At Potch. I never sit down without being
interrupted.” In February he was back at Potchefstroom, where he now took
a room in the town. This was his programme: “About 10.30 I drive at full
speed to my room and work till 2.15. I gallop back to a late lunch at
2.30; then practise or play polo. Commence work again at 5 in the town,
and do not move till 9; then home, small supper, read a little, and go to
bed. I thus, in addition to polo and three hours riding, do eight hours’
work. Every one thinks I am mad, but I know I am all right. Four hours at
a sitting make the whole difference.”

Francis’s letters are full of the results of his new studiousness. For
one thing he had come round to a belief in novels as an adjunct to the
study of history.

    “Few stolid history books tell you where Napoleon was wounded,
    or how Lannes died, or how Napoleon gained information of the
    Austrian position. Nor do they tell you that one of the chief
    causes of the failure of Massena in Spain was because he had
    Mlle. X. with him. He failed to pursue Wellington because
    Mlle. X. was tired. Ney refused to obey his orders since they
    had quarrelled because Ney found himself sitting next Mlle.
    X. at dinner. Junot quarrelled with Massena because his wife,
    a princess, refused to speak to Mlle. X. or to stay under
    the same roof. Such information is gained from novels—in
    conjunction with history.”

Sometimes there is military criticism:—

    “I am thinking of writing to Colonel Repington to wake up our
    army about the use of machine guns. The nation which first
    studies them and employs them scientifically in the next war
    will gain an immense advantage over a nation which neglects
    their use. At present, I fear, we will be in the same position
    as the Austrians in 1866.”

From March onward, plans for 1910 and 1911 began to be Francis’s chief
solace in his arduous labours. He implored Rivy not to sell his ponies,
for in 1911 he meant to play polo hard, as well as ride in the Grand
National. In March he was again in Johannesburg, recovering from a slight
attack of fever, where he solaced his convalescence with Queen Victoria’s
_Letters_, dined with the Selbornes, and had lengthy talks with Mr.
Walter Long about army reform. “I prayed him never to forget that an army
without discipline was worth nothing. The American army had drilled in
drill halls, wore fine uniforms, could shoulder a musket; they also knew
all the theory of marching. In practice they failed to march five miles,
because streams, blackberry bushes, and tight boots took more hold of
them than discipline and instinctive obedience, which is not obtained
in a few hours’ training.” He was enthusiastic about the Union of South
Africa, then in process of formation. “I am bound to say, R. G., that
though we damned the Radicals for giving back this country, it seems to
have been most beneficial. Of course things have turned out far better
than they had any right to expect, but the result is the great thing.”

For the next month his letters are more full of polo than of his studies.
“I school my ponies every afternoon _myself_. It has made a surprising
difference. My thoroughbred Argentine is very handy, kind, and speedy.
Two months ago she was unmanageable, so I have ridden her two hours in
the ranks every morning when there was no parade. She does two hours’
steady trotting early, and at 11 she goes to the riding school for one
hour. Every afternoon I school her or play her. The great mass of work
at first had no effect, but by continuing it I wore her down, and now
she is like a dog, so quiet and so kind.” His future plans were sorting
themselves out. He saw before him a chance of qualifying for the Staff
College, but he was aware that he could not enter it until he improved
in his languages; so a long spell on the Continent in 1911 or 1912
was decided upon. But before that there was to be a sporting _annus
mirabilis_. “You will be kept pretty busy when F. G. comes home. I intend
having the best stud of ponies; six hunters at Melton; the smartest
charger that will win at Olympia, and a GRAND NATIONAL WINNER and a
TUTOR. We will kick off in September 1910.”

In April the 9th Lancers won the South African Polo Championship,
beating the 3rd Hussars by eighteen goals to _nil_ (of which eighteen
Francis scored twelve), and the 4th Hussars by nine goals to three.
To celebrate the result Francis took a few days off in Johannesburg,
staying with Hugh Wyndham. In April he had a fortnight’s machine-gun
course at Bloemfontein, and was suddenly struck with the diversity of his
accomplishments. “It often amuses me when I sum up the number of things
an officer is supposed to know. Yet every civilian says he does nothing.
Here am I working at ten subjects for Staff College, and supposed to
be (and believe I am) an expert at riding. I am qualified for the
Intelligence Department, having done a month’s course; know my regimental
duties; and am now going very technically into machine guns; in addition
to being a qualified veterinary and engineering instructor. Yet this is
only about a quarter of what most chaps can do.”

In May he suddenly grew sleepless, and for a week or two was worried
about his health. He finally cured himself by drinking hot milk before
going to bed. Towards the end of the month he was busy with squadron
training, and was inspected by Lord Methuen. “Providence smiled on us,
and everything went off so well that the General almost fell off his
horse with joy. His address at the end was as follows: ‘I congratulate
the squadron leader on the way you have drilled and fought to-day. I
think it is the best squadron I have ever seen in my life.’ I never saw
a chap so pleased.” He proposed to take his examination in August, and
then in September either to go on a big-game expedition or to visit
Madagascar to learn French. The second alternative was soon dismissed,
for he discovered that it would take as long to get to Madagascar as to
get to England; but he did his best to persuade Rivy to join him in the
big-game hunt. In June he was elected Secretary of the South African
Polo Association, and at a polo dinner made one of his infrequent public
speeches. “Every one said it was good. It was certainly a great deal
the longest.” He was very pleased, too, with the result of the Brigade
parades, where he was congratulated by the inspecting General. “The
Colonel showed me my confidential report. It seemed rather flattering:
‘This officer is a candidate for the Staff College, and should make an
excellent Staff officer (What Ho!). His most notable qualities are his
excessive keenness and capacity for working; a very good officer, a fine
horseman, and a most thorough sportsman’(!!).”

There was certainly no doubt about the excessive keenness of this very
good officer. In the same letter he informed Rivy that in 1911 he
intended to compete in the following events:—

    1. Army Point-to-Point.
    2. Grand Military.
    3. Grand National.
    4. Champion Polo Cup.
    5. Inter-Regimental Cup.
    6. Staff College.

“It would, of course, be a record to win the lot,” he adds modestly;
“still, I hope to. I have written to Marcus Beresford (talk to him at the
Turf, if you see him) and asked him for the best trainer.” A little later
he sketches the following brilliant programme:—

                               “_Tableau._

    “1911.—F. G. winning Grand Military, Grand National, High Jump
    at Olympia, Champion Cup, Inter-Regimental, Army P.-to-P.,
    Staff Nomination for having beaten all previous records! Cheers
    from R. G. in the stands! Cheers from Bonbright, who seizes the
    stakes!

    “I mean to have the best polo team and to improve polo, and
    if possible play for England and challenge the Yanks. I mean
    to have two shots at the Grand National and Gold Cup. I mean
    to get into the Staff College. I mean to wake myself up and
    remember Sir Richard Grenville’s dying words when his one ship
    took on fifty-four Spaniards, ‘Fight on—fight on!’”

These ambitions did not interfere with his laborious habits. On 1st
August he notes that he had done over ten hours a day for six weeks!
Then came the examination. “The flag dropped on Wednesday,” he wrote
to Rivy, “since when I have been up and over. I think I am still going
round, lying about third. We have a big, broad fence on strategy, six
hours’ writing, and then a nasty strong one in geography and French.” On
the 16th he wrote: “It has been a great experience to me. It is a hard
examination, and requires numerous qualities to be successful. I got a
little stale about the middle. I jumped some fences too big, others too
low, and consequently pecked a good deal. I never came right off, and
finished the course anxious to start again.” The result was that in his
papers Francis did well enough to qualify for the Staff College. It was a
remarkable performance, for he did it entirely to gain experience, since
he was not actually competing that year; and to undergo so drastic a
discipline merely for training argued a real power of self-command.

For Rivy the first half of 1909 was clouded by misfortunes. His Christmas
visit to Eaton had fallen through, and he spent the last week of 1908
alone in London, reading Queen Victoria’s _Letters_ and Gladstone’s
_Life_. He was glad of the solitude, for he had been rather depressed
of late, reflecting upon the number of ragged ends in his life. “Still,
I think if one _plugs_,” so he consoled himself, “the horizon suddenly
clears and you find you have ‘arrived’ quite unconsciously. It is like
polo: one plays (one thinks) badly against Buckmaster, but then go
against a weaker team and you find you are in a class by yourself. When
you feel downhearted, think of Lord Beaconsfield. He stood for Wycombe
four times between the ages of twenty-eight and thirty-four, and was
beaten each time by an enormous majority. At last he got in somewhere;
then made his first speech in the House, and every one roared at him, he
made such a mess of it. But he didn’t care a hang.”

The depression was presently explained. Early in January he was
threatened with appendicitis, but seemed to recover. He went down to
stay with his uncle, Lord Grenfell, at Butler’s Court, where his reading
combined the _Life of Jack Sheppard_ with the _Life of Queen Victoria_.
“He was a notorious criminal of the eighteenth century, who did about
twenty-four murders, and escaped from the condemned cell on four
occasions. I described some of the details to Aline [Lady Grenfell], who
hates horrors; so the Uncle goes into the next room and takes out an old
scrap-book in which there was a picture of him in 1876 superintending the
execution of three niggers in Kaffirland, which nearly made Aline sick.”
Next week-end he went to Lillieshall, to the Duchess of Sutherland, where
there was a cheerful party, and on the following Monday met Lord Haldane
at dinner and discussed with him the Battle of Jena and the character of
the Kaiser. “Haldane seems to me a wonderful cove.” On the Wednesday,
while at dinner, he suddenly got ill; the doctors pronounced it acute
appendicitis, and he was carried off to a nursing home. He was operated
on at nine in the morning of 6th February by Sir Alfred Fripp. Not having
acquired the operations habit, he took the matter very seriously, made
a new will leaving everything to Francis, and composed a letter to his
brother, only to be sent if he should not recover. In that letter he
wrote:—

    “I do not mind the idea of the thing at all. I feel that even
    if it goes wrong it cannot be helped. I have had a mighty
    good life, and have left nothing behind to be ashamed of, and
    can face the next world with a clear conscience.... Work hard
    at your books. You have a good reputation in the army, and
    only books and seeing plenty of the world can get you on; so
    whenever you feel lazy think that R. G. would like you to be
    working. Best love, F. G. You have been a good friend to me.”

The operation was successful, and Rivy, though he had an uncomfortable
fortnight, was intensely interested in his sensations.

    “I can remember talking a great deal of rot for the next hour,
    and having a long discussion with the nurse as to what sort of
    cable should be sent you. She was awfully amused. I knew I was
    talking rot, and yet I could not help it. I said such things
    as this: ‘Please cable to my brother at once that I have done
    the operation, and that I found it rather difficult to jab the
    appendix out, but that it was all done successfully.’ I said
    I particularly wanted to see Angus McDonnell, but that if he
    came up they must show him on to the roof. This went on till
    about one, when I got more sane and more uncomfortable.... I
    have been very surprised at the way they feed you up. I have
    something every two hours, and since Tuesday have been on solid
    food and having brandy three times a day. It is on occasions
    like this that being a teetotaller pays. I am quite sure the
    brandy benefits me three times as much as it would the ordinary
    invalid.”

Rivy’s convalescence was slow, and horses were out of the question for a
month or two. He spent a good deal of his time at Cliveden with Waldorf
Astor, and at the end of March was back at business. About this time he
wrote to Francis:—

    “You say you are getting unsociable. I don’t think this matters
    a hang. In fact, it is a good thing to want to be alone—it
    shows you have other interests; but then you must counteract
    this by making yourself pleasant when you happen to be with
    your brother officers, and live up or down to the person you
    happen to be with. You used to curse me for liking to be
    alone; yet I never seem to be alone. How much better it is to
    be talking to Rose or Marbot about Napoleon than to X. about
    a girl in Jo’burg. You and I always tend to be too much in
    Society. In fact, we are thick-headed because we never have
    been alone, and so never read the ordinary books that most boys
    know by heart.”

By a diligent régime and much dumb-bell exercise Rivy hoped to be
able to play polo in May. Meantime he was much perturbed by Francis’s
wild schemes for 1911, for Francis, in almost every letter, urged the
wholesale purchase of ponies. “You forget that to have fifty ponies
you will want £20,000 a year. Unfortunately, some of us have a way
of spending about three times as much as we have, and so it becomes
necessary now and again to sell a pony. You write very foolish remarks
about ‘you City chaps always wanting to sell ponies.’ If a mug happens to
bid me £300 for ‘Sweetbriar’ I shall certainly sell her.” Early in April
he had a touch of influenza, and his letters show it. “I have bought
you the Empire typewriter that you asked for. Miss Friston says that it
will take you some time probably to learn how to work it at any speed,
but I say it will take you an eternity. I would suggest your writing
some of your letters to your friends (except me) by it. I cannot think
what you have bought it for, as the time you will be spending learning
this you might have spent in learning how to outwit Wilhelm in the next
Anglo-German war.” Again: “You always laugh at me over money, but it is
time you realized that I only save because I know far more about it than
you.... You have about £16,000 in the world, and get on it about £1,000
a year. How can you buy National horses, hunters, and the best polo
ponies on that? You will, by spending more capital on horses, have less
to invest, and so will have far less income. The only soldiers who ride
steeplechases now are people like McCalmont, who has about a million,
and George Paynter, who has £10,000 a year. These are facts, and cannot
be got away from; so be content to be the best polo player in the best
regiment, not a sort of mug steeplechase rider whom no one hears of, and
who goes bust.” In letter after letter Rivy laboured to win Francis from
his grandiose schemes and confine his ambitions to polo. He wanted to
make up a first-class team in which he should play No. 1 and Francis No.
2; but Francis was obdurate. “I am going for the National,” he wrote,
“the Grand Military, the Army P.-to-P., and our own Regimental cups. I
will not hunt.”

In May came the famous 1909 Budget, on which Rivy’s comments show
commendable moderation. “They have hit the rich from every corner,
and so every one is crying out. Personally I think there is a great
deal to be said in favour of these socialistic Budgets. Old Rothschild
will not eat any less _foie gras_ because he has to pay a little more
for his motor cars.” But books and politics and everything else were
presently submerged, by the challenge of the American team. For the rest
of the summer Rivy’s letters contained little besides polo, and even
the student at Potchefstroom was stirred to enthusiasm. Rivy was tried
for the English team, but did not ultimately get a place in it, for the
committee thought that his operation had left him too weak. He accepted
the decision loyally, and constituted himself the whole-hearted champion
of the team ultimately chosen. The Americans greatly impressed him. “They
have taken the place by storm. Money is absolutely no object at all. They
have twenty-five ponies—all English except one, and all costing about
£500 each. Instead of being bad players, as everybody expected, they are
remarkably good, and their ponies are really wonderful. They not only
have their own, but all the ponies that other millionaires have been
buying during the last three years.”

In May he went for a week to Holland with Lord Grenfell and his
sister-in-law. “He and I went out one morning early, and were looking
at some rather nice biblical pictures in a shop window when we suddenly
heard a terrific squealing. ‘By Jove,’ said the Uncle, ‘they are killing
a pig.’ So off we went at top speed, to find some wretched pigs not being
killed, as he had hoped, but being dragged from a high cart and being
weighed for market. ‘Most instructive,’ said the Uncle. ‘I should never
have known how to catch a pig.’ We went also to a diamond-cutting place,
and saw where the Cullinan diamond was cut. It was difficult to get into,
so I made the Uncle tell the Jew boy at the door that he was ‘Gold Stick
in Waiting’ to the King. You never saw such a wonderful effect as it had
on the nosy brigade. They showed us a cup given by the King, on which
were inscribed the words: ‘To Benjamin, Joseph, and Moses Asscher, for
services to the King of England’—which amused us very much indeed.”

After that there is nothing but polo. Rivy records how at one match he
heard a lady in a stand saying, “Why do we not breed such ponies as that
in this country? The Americans understand everything so much better than
we do.” “Whose was the pony? None but the famous ‘Cinderella,’ sold by
R. G. to the Americans at the end of last year. There is a good deal of
rot like this being talked.” Rivy played very well in some of the trial
matches, and for long it was a nice question whether he would not be
chosen for England. He watched the performances of his old “Cinderella”
with intense interest. “They play her in plain double bridle, but she
does not seem quite so handy as when I had her. She has her near fore all
wrapped up in cotton wool. I would laugh if she broke down, for, as a Jew
once said, ‘Ze Christians have ze shares and ve ze cash’—the Yankees have
the pony and I the cash, with which I bought two others.”

His letters about this time are so technical that they scarcely bear
reprinting, but they seem to me to contain the complete philosophy of
polo, and I have no doubt that Francis greatly benefited by them. Rivy
had made up his mind that if the cup were lost he and Francis would make
up a team which would recover it, and he studied every detail of every
game, and especially the American method of pony management, with an
acumen which might have made his fortune on the Stock Exchange. When the
disastrous final match was played and the cup was lost, Francis wrote:—

    “A very good letter from you full of how we are going to beat
    the Yanks, but a telegram has appeared announcing England’s
    defeat by 18 to 7.... I await your explanations. We must now
    put our backs to it and go to America and get the cup back. It
    will give us a dashed good goal to work up for, and all England
    will give us a cheer. We must lie doggo for two or three years
    and practise, practise, practise. Will you take it on? I have
    never really laid myself out for polo as I am going to do now.
    Every yokel here is discussing our defeat. I don’t suppose in
    any colony there is a European who has not heard of it. So up,
    ye men, and at ’em!”

Rivy’s comments on the final match seem to me very sound. “The American
ponies are undoubtedly better than ours: they jump off quicker and go in
quicker. As for the striking of the Americans, they hit the polo ball as
if it were a racquet ball. They are truly wonderful. Whenever they get
away they get a goal. This, as you know, is exceedingly rare on English
ground. Freake and Pat Nickalls, whom I have always admired as fine
hitters, are children compared with the Yankees. The extraordinary part
is that ‘Cinderella’ has proved by far the best pony on the American
side. I do not know what they have done with her, or whether the English
ponies are worse than they were last year, but on all sides yesterday I
kept hearing, ‘What a wonderful pony that is that Grenfell sold!’ All the
papers seem to rub it in, and it seems funny to think that this pony was
hawking round London last year for six weeks and advertised in the papers
before the Yankees bought it. I am now perpetually asked, ‘Why on earth
did you sell her?’ My only answer is, ‘Why on earth did I break my leg?’”
He was very rightly furious at the attacks in the papers on the English
team, especially before the final—“I thought it very unsportsmanlike of a
decent paper to cut off the heads of the English players before they had
gone on the field,”—and he wrote an excellent letter in the _Times_ on
this point. He summed up the situation thus to Francis:—

    “Whitney determined to try to win this cup four years ago. For
    four years he has been collecting all the ponies he could, and
    all his team has been trained to play together. The Waterburys
    are two magnificent players. Larry is the champion racquet
    player of America. They have played polo since they were ten,
    and always together. To get the cup back we must do likewise.”

Among the many entertainments given to the American team was a luncheon
at the Pilgrims’ Club, with Lord Grenfell in the chair. In the course
of his speech he expounded the habits of his nephews. “I do not know
if there is anybody present who is an uncle. If so I hope he has not
been blessed with such nephews as the two that I have. One of them sits
there; the other, thank Heaven, is engaged in South Africa. I have a
small estate in the country where I hoped to feed and fatten some cattle
and sheep. On my return from abroad I found some very thin cattle, some
thinner sheep, and some extremely fat polo ponies. On making inquiries,
my bailiff told me that he had received instructions that these ponies
(sent down without my permission) were to be kept ‘in the field where the
Uncle grows his hay.’ The result was that I had no grass; all the bark
was torn from my trees; there was an enormous hole in my hayrick—which
I think ‘Cinderella’ used as a bedroom; and in addition one day
‘Cinderella’ got loose and made a fine meal off my geraniums.”

I think it may fairly be said that of all polo players in England Rivy
was the first to divine the secret of the American success, and to
begin, laboriously and scientifically, to lay plans to win back the cup.
He was very clear that it was no use attempting the thing in 1910, and
that England must lie low until she had trained a team adequate for the
purpose. His own dream was that that team should consist of himself as
No. 1, Francis No. 2, Hardress Lloyd back, and either Bertie Wilson or
Noel Edwards as No. 3. He estimated that it would take £15,000 to collect
ponies. “If you and I practise hard together,” he wrote to Francis, “and
discuss the thing every evening, we could, I am sure, become as good as
the Waterburys. The whole American combination was due to them. They used
to work out problems on the polo ground and then practise them.... It
would be a big thing to do, and one worth _concentrating_ on; but if you
are going to work for the Staff College and play this sort of polo, you
must chuck all your other foolish ideas of steeplechasing.”

On 28th July he went to America for his firm, and stayed on his arrival
with Mr. Devereux Milburn. With his host and the Waterburys he went
down to Newport to see a match for the American Champion Cup. He was
much struck by the hardness and fastness of the grounds, which reminded
him more of India than of England. His conclusion was that the average
American player was not good, and that the Meadowbrook team who had
won the cup in England were in a class by themselves. He spent some
pleasant weeks in America, busy in his American office and occasionally
spending a Sunday with Jack Morgan. On their joint birthday he wrote
to Francis: “I hope this is the last birthday for some years that we
shall be separated. Twenty-nine seems dashed old to me; twenty-seven
and twenty-eight always sounded young, but at twenty-nine we should
start and be up and doing. I am getting on very well in my firm, and
have really a great chance in the future. I made £1,500 this year,
but, like an idiot, speculated last Christmas and lost some money and
also spent about £2,000. Why do we spend such an infernal amount?” He
varied his business with reading a good deal of Shakespeare, and Bryce’s
_American Commonwealth_. One day he met an old Eton friend. “He amused
me enormously, for he had, of course, got interested in a wonderful
invention. Most people here are interested in large development schemes,
but, just like a thin-headed Englishman, he has got a patent for closing
whisky bottles. I did not like to suggest to him that the majority of
people I met were searching for patents to open them.”

About the middle of September he came back to England to dispose of a new
business which his firm had acquired, where he found his groom in despair
over Francis’s African ponies, which had just arrived. “He wants to know
what language they understand, as they don’t seem to answer to English.”
At home he got the news of Francis’s success in his examination. “I
never was so surprised in my life as to find that you had qualified in
everything. You must have become a sort of encyclopædia, for there was
not one word in any paper that I could have answered. It seems astounding
what one can learn by hard work, for I have always felt that you would
never pass anything except possibly the entry exam. into Eton!”

On 16th October he left again for America, and in the first week of
November attended a dinner given to the American polo team. There he made
a speech which was a huge success.

    “These fellows have a pleasant way of suddenly calling upon you
    for a speech; so, as I was anxious to do it properly, I worked
    hard, not only at the words but at the delivery. At the dinner
    there were two hundred people collected from all parts of the
    U.S.A.—army officers from Wyoming, Canadian officers, Mr. Root
    (a member of the Cabinet), Mr. Bacon (Secretary of State), Mr.
    Milburn (head of the Bar), etc. I was not down to speak, and
    luckily the speeches were all very bad, with no jokes. I sat on
    the dais and was several times referred to, so that I felt I
    ought to say something. At the beginning of dinner I had told
    the chap next to me that Englishmen were very poor speakers. He
    said that it came quite natural to most Americans; so I said
    that nothing in the world scared me so much, and that I could
    not do it. Just before the end of the last speech I told him I
    felt I ought to say something, but did not know what to say.
    He thought it a capital joke, and sent a message to Whitney
    to call on me. I got up and, funnily enough, did not feel a
    bit nervous. It is an extraordinary feeling when you get hold
    of an audience. They roared at my jokes, much appreciated my
    references to Whitney and the way we admired him, and finally,
    when I sat down after fifteen minutes without a check, they
    all stood up and sang, ‘For he’s a jolly good fellow.’ Mr.
    Root congratulated me, and Mr. Bacon said he had rarely heard
    a speech better delivered. I had to shake hands with everybody
    there. The Canadians were delighted that a Britisher should
    make a far better speech than any Yankee. My pal who sat next
    me told every one I had said I could not speak at all, and that
    I was quite unprepared. He thought me a sort of Demosthenes.
    Wasn’t it luck? Francis Fitzgibbon was told on the Cotton
    Exchange next day ‘that an Englishman had made the best speech
    that was ever heard of.’”

Altogether Rivy had a very pleasant time in America, getting through
a great deal of business and making innumerable friends. Among his
recreations he rated high the privilege of roaming through Mr. Pierpont
Morgan’s private library. “Some of the things simply took one’s breath
away, and I am surprised that the British Museum allowed them to get out
of the country. He has all Macaulay’s original letters and manuscripts,
also Walpole’s, Thackeray’s, and Dickens’s, etc., with scratchings out
and alterations made with their own pens. Mr. Morgan, senior, is a jolly
old boy with a very determined look. He has told me to go and see his
library whenever I like.”

Meantime Francis, having finished his labours, thought of relaxation.
He departed in the end of August for Barotseland in company with M.
Chevally, the French Consul at Johannesburg. When they got into the lion
country on the Kafue his companion grew restless. “I sleep in his tent.
He got up three times in one night and asked my hunter if that was a
lion, as he thought he heard a moan. Last night I said, ‘It is so hot;
let us have the tent open.’ ‘All right,’ he said, but the moment he
thought I was asleep he got up and laced the tent down.” M. Chevally,
who had not come out to hunt, presently returned home, and Francis went
northward into the thick bush of the Kafue region. His letters to Rivy
are filled with the usual details of African hunting, and in deference
to his brother’s profession he intercalates observations on trade. “The
few traders I have seen are remarkable for their lack of organization.
I have met four. All are broke, and yet at times make £5,000 a year.”
He greatly admired his hunter, “an old filibuster who used to trade in
poached ivory. He has had over £30,000 to his credit, but is now, like
most, broke. He is a sort of Starlight in _Robbery under Arms_, and has
twice been tried for murder. He began, as in novels, by being shipwrecked
off Quilimane in 1869 or thereabouts, the Portuguese being then at war
with the natives. A Jew in Quilimane supplied the natives with powder,
which my chap carried through to them and was paid £1,000.”

After leaving the Kafue Flats he rejoined the railway and went on to
Broken Hill, whence he intended to trek towards Lake Nyassa. So far he
had done fairly well with buck, having got eland, lechwe, roan, reedbuck,
oribi, and wildebeest. At Broken Hill he was entertained by Charles
Grey,[12] and had much trouble with his hunter, who was drunk for two
days. “I have been in the most awful places after him. He broke into my
chest and got rid of four bottles of brandy.”

In the beginning of October he was on the Loangwa River. “Charming
country, big rivers, high hills, good trees; but Providence (Whose doings
we cannot understand) has provided a Tsetse Fly that worries you all
day.” There he got a charging rhino at about twenty yards, and had a
stiff hunt after that most dangerous of quarries, the African buffalo. “I
led the attack, cleared for action, with a nigger behind me to keep me
on the spoor. We went through very high thick grass, like that stuff we
got tiger out of in India. The niggers at first refused to go in. After
seven hours’ pursuit we passed a tree up which, luckily, we put a nigger,
and so spied the buffalo lying down fifty yards ahead. I climbed the
tree like a monkey and killed him. The whole hunt lasted eight hours:
we started just before daylight on the spoor, and killed the buffalo at
1.30—walking all the time in the middle of a Central African summer.” A
little later he tried for an elephant, but had no luck, though he had
four separate hunts, each taking about four days’ hard walking. Presently
he came to the conclusion that he had had enough of it. “It made my mouth
water,” wrote Rivy, “to hear that you were surrounded by about 6,000
big game, while I am surrounded by about 6,000 big noses of the Jewish
fraternity.” But hunting, as Francis found it, was too monotonous a
pursuit to satisfy him indefinitely. “It is extraordinary what regular
walking does. I look on fifteen miles as nothing. Last week I did twenty
miles and shot a hippo after it before sundown. That means a walk from
Wilton Park to Ascot.” This is the young gentleman who in India had
decided that Providence did not mean him to use his legs otherwise than
on horseback! On his journey down country he did 150 miles on foot in six
and a half days. On the 8th of November he was back in Potchefstroom. “I
am exceedingly glad I have done the trip, but somehow I do not feel very
anxious to do it again. But it has been a most thorough mental rest.”

The effects of the mental rest and the hard training which Francis
had enjoyed were speedily apparent in his letters home. He discovered
in himself a strong disinclination to turn his attention to books.
His thoughts were all now on physical culture, on polo, and on his
approaching return to England. He pled with Rivy to buy ponies, all
of the best and as many as possible. “If you will not spend the money
yourself, for Heaven’s sake spend mine.” He repudiated with scorn the
suggestion that he should write of his Central African experiences in a
magazine. “Don’t you become a Jew boy,” he told his brother, “because you
live among them. I will never, never write to a magazine. Nothing does a
soldier more harm. Every person has his own job, and the successful man
is he who knows what is his and sticks to it. Literature and money-making
are not mine, and I intend to interfere in neither. I think you are very
ill-advised to be always looking for cheap advertisement.” The great
sporting events for which he intended to enter monopolized his mind. At
a boxing match, observing that one of the combatants sipped champagne
between rounds, he came to the conclusion that even a teetotaller like
himself might benefit by a little dope before a big match, so he implored
Rivy to get the best medical opinion on the subject. He was not prepared
to abate one jot of his ambitions. “You will be miserable,” he wrote in
his Christmas letter, “to hear that I have definitely decided to try to
win the National in 1911 and 1912. So my next few years will be busy to
become (1) best polo player at No. 2; (2) to win the National; (3) to
become a p.s.c. Best love, old boy; don’t become too studious, or you
will become too old too soon.... Please stop going to theatres until I
arrive, as it is miserable to come home full of cheer to find a _blasé_
brother whose method of entertainment is to give you a dinner at the Bath
Club! We are going to have none of that. We will kick off at the Ritz,
and laugh at the Gaiety.” In this mood of vaulting ambition and ecstatic
vitality Francis’s period of soldiering abroad reached its close.




CHAPTER VI.

1910-1914.


The next four years saw the Twins together in England—Francis with his
regiment at various stations, and Rivy immersed in City business, yet
not so immersed that he could not spare time for partnership in many
sports. It was a happy period, for neither had ever been quite at ease
out of the other’s sight. They had now passed their thirtieth year, and,
so far as Providence would permit, had grown up. This maturity was not
marked by any decline of the high spirits of youth, but by a growth in
placidity and a modest contentment with life. Rivy, in especial, was now
less of an anxious pilgrim, less habitually tormented by a desire for the
moon. He seemed to be on the road to great business prosperity, for in
January 1910 he joined his brother Arthur’s firm, then at the height of
its success; his reputation in sport was solidly established, and he was
inclined to acquiesce in that shrinking of horizons which is the tragedy
of the transition from youth. Francis, in whom ambition woke more
spasmodically, had his hands full with his Staff College and regimental
work, and his mind preoccupied with the endless interests of the returned
traveller. Merely to be at home again was to him a perpetual wonder and
delight.

I had known the Twins off and on for some years, but at this period we
became intimate friends. London is a place of many casual acquaintances,
much blurred in the memory, but I think that no one who was brought into
contact with Francis and Rivy was likely to forget them. They had that
complete detachment from the atmosphere which we call distinction. If
it was not always easy to tell one from the other, it was impossible to
confuse them with anybody else. Just over six feet in height, beautifully
proportioned, and always in hard training, they were most satisfactory to
behold. Once Rivy, hastening away from a ball, asked what he took to be
the butler to call him a hansom. “Indeed, I call you handsome, my boy,”
said the “butler,” who was Mr. Choate. Their clear, pale complexions,
derived from a Spanish strain, their dark hair and eyes, and something
soft and gracious in their manner gave them a slightly foreign air;
but their deep explosive voices were very English. Both had a trick of
finishing a sentence with a kind of gust of deep-breathed emphasis.
The predominant impression, I think, that they made on the world was
of a great gentleness and an inexhaustible vitality. Neither could be
angry for long, and neither was capable of harshness or rancour. Their
endearing grace of manner made a pleasant warmth in any society which
they entered; and since this gentleness was joined to a perpetual glow
of enthusiasm the effect was triumphant. One’s recollection was of
something lithe, alert, eager, like a finely-bred greyhound. Most people
are apt to be two-dimensional in the remembrance even of their friends,
like the flat figures in a tapestry; but Francis and Rivy stood out
with a startling vividness. Even death has not made them sink into the
background of memory. When I think of either it is as of youth incarnate,
with all the colour and speed of life, like some Greek runner straining
at the start of a race.

Francis arrived in January 1910, and was at once laid hold of by
politics. The Twins hunted in couples through that unsavoury Budget
election when the spirit of Limehouse was abroad, and spoke at many
meetings, chiefly of railwaymen and workmen. It is not recorded what
Francis said, though he can have known as much about English politics as
about the Ptolemaic system; but he was reputed an effective canvasser,
and it is on record that on one occasion he looked after a labourer’s
baby while the father went to vote, and afterwards had supper with the
family. He went to the depot at Woolwich for some weeks, and then joined
his regiment at Canterbury. He took great pains with his lectures to his
men, and such specimens as I have read are admirable, both for their
clear statement and for the enthusiasm with which he managed to invest
his treatment. He was a slow worker, and took a long time to understand
a thing, but once he had grasped it he could impart it vigorously to
others. He laboured always to inspire in his hearers a passion for the
9th Lancers, dwelling on the great episodes of their past, and usually at
the end compelling his audience to stand up and cheer for the regiment.

That summer was devoted to polo, and for the moment Francis’s
steeplechasing ambitions seem to have been at rest. The Old Etonian team
in which the Twins played carried everything before it, and was invited
by the Hurlingham Committee to go to America to try for the cup. They
decided to be entirely independent of the America Cup Recovery Fund,
which was to remain intact and provide the sinews of war for the great
effort of the following year. That summer, I think, may be taken as the
height of the Twins’ fame in the polo world. It may not be out of place
to quote some notes written by Lieutenant-Colonel E. D. Miller after
their death.

    “The polo world mourns many fine players and good sportsmen
    killed in the war, but for none is more sorrow and regret
    expressed than for the gallant Twins. I knew Rivy intimately
    for a considerable time before I met Francis. I think it was
    in 1902 that his older brother Cecil asked me to take him to
    Spring Hill and teach him the rudiments of polo. He came and
    spent a happy month, working like a stable lad and putting his
    whole heart and soul into his work.

    “My first meeting with Francis was at Tattersall’s a year or
    two later, when, mistaking him for Rivy, I warned him not
    to buy a good-looking pony that he was inspecting. It was
    typical of the Twins’ liking to be mistaken for one another
    that he merely thanked me for my information, and did not
    divulge the fact that he was not Rivy, although he spent some
    time in my company looking at other ponies in the yard. Rivy
    was undoubtedly the better and stronger player of the pair,
    but when they were playing together it was extraordinarily
    difficult to tell them apart, their horsemanship and style
    being very similar. They were both brilliant players, and were
    much better when playing together than separately. They studied
    every detail of the game and took the most enormous trouble
    in the purchase and training of their ponies. They were great
    advocates for speed, and were the only players I knew who kept
    a trial pony and raced him against anything they were likely to
    purchase. They were as hard as iron, and always kept themselves
    very fit, and were (especially Rivy) very fine horsemen. Rivy
    used to ride the stronger and more difficult ponies. His pluck
    was phenomenal.

    “Rivy played No. 1 with Francis No. 2, and their combination
    and tactics were more perfect and highly developed than any
    pair in England. Had they been spared they would probably now
    be chosen to represent their country in the next International
    match. They modelled their play on that of the Waterbury
    brothers, and though they were not quite as brilliant
    performers as the Americans, their tactics and understanding
    were just as perfect. The Twins, as at everything else in life,
    played polo with one mind. Francis held a record in that he
    played in the winning team of the Champion Cup in England,
    India, Africa, and America. No one else has done this.

    “Good players and fine sportsmen as they were in first-class
    polo, where they will be most missed will be on the social
    side, for they were always the life and soul of country-house
    polo tournaments. As a polo manager no one knew better than I
    did what a wonderful help they were in making a success of the
    kind of tournament that used to take place at Eaton and Madrid.
    They would always pull out and play on any side with any one,
    in order to make a success of the entertainment from the host’s
    point of view, and neither of them cared two farthings if they
    won or lost so long as they could help the show and make every
    one happy.... The Twins have left behind them a reputation
    quite unsurpassed for pluck, clean living, unselfishness, and
    charm.”

The Old Etonian team as originally fixed was made up of Francis and
Rivy, Lord Rocksavage and Lord Wodehouse. Lord Wodehouse found himself
unable to go, so on 6th August Francis and Rivy started with Lord
Hugh Grosvenor—Lord Rocksavage and Mr. F. A. Gill being already in
America. The Twins took for their reading the following odd assortment:
_A Constitutional History of the United States_, _Life of Stonewall
Jackson_, _Vanity Fair_, _Jorrocks_, _Pickwick Papers_, _Les Misérables_,
a primer of geography, _The Life of Nelson_, and _The Confessions of a
Princess_. Francis had a bad arm when they left, and when they reached
America it was found that he could not play. The side accordingly
called itself Ranelagh, and was made up of Rivy, Mr. F. A. Gill, Lord
Rocksavage, and Lord Hugh Grosvenor. Later Francis resumed his place, and
they became once again the Old Etonians. The team had a brilliant career
at Narragansett and in Canada, winning nearly every match they played,
though, as they were not official challengers, they could not compete for
the cup. It was essentially a trial trip, and the players learned a vast
deal which was of value to later challengers. I find a paper of Rivy’s
in which he summarized the result of his experience, expounding in the
most minute detail what he had learned in America on the transport and
training of ponies. He went into everything, including the price of oats,
but the most valuable lesson is contained in this passage:—

    “In America the game, owing to the better grounds and the ‘no
    off-side’ rule, is very much faster than it is in England, and
    the pony requires to have his lungs quite clear. The player
    gets away much more often than at home. The game is not nearly
    such a rough-and-tumble one, and so players do not require such
    staying power as in England. What they require is to be able to
    go with these tremendous bursts. A pony should be trained to
    play its utmost speed. A point that we learned, which improved
    our play enormously in this somewhat scrambling game, was that
    instead of stopping a pony on its hocks after a run, it is far
    quicker to turn it on a circle. This does not tire the pony
    nearly so much, nor the rider, and by being able to pass the
    ball forward the player can often, even if unable to hold his
    pony properly, do a lot of work. At Newport my grey pony, owing
    to its being wrongly bitted, was quite out of hand; but by
    turning it on a circle and the others passing the ball to me, I
    played very well, and no one noticed that I did not have proper
    control.”[13]

While Rivy was busy with polo Francis thought that he might employ
his leisure in visiting the battlefields of Virginia. He went first
to Bull Run and Manassas Junction. At Winchester he met Dr. Graham, a
Presbyterian minister who had known Stonewall Jackson, and who told
Francis many details of his hero. He then visited Kernstown, and at
Richmond met Dr. Jeremy Smith, who had been Jackson’s A.D.C. after Second
Manassas, from whom he picked up much information about his singular
kinsman, Colonel St. Leger Grenfell, who had served on the Confederate
side in the war. He spent much time studying the field of Gaines Mill,
and met the eponymous Mr. Gaines, who had been absent through a fever
from the fight. He returned to Newport with a Confederate flag as a
relic, and a new appreciation of the great campaign and the great
leader, who for years had filled the first place in his affections.

[Illustration: FRANCIS ON “MICHAEL” AND RIVY ON “CINDERELLA.”]

There is little to record for the rest of 1910. At Christmas the Twins
went with a tutor to Brussels and made an elaborate study of the field of
Waterloo. Throughout the early months of 1911 Francis was busy with his
work for the Staff College, and embarked on authorship with a letter in
the _Times_ on the Sydney Street affair, in which he stoutly defended Mr.
Churchill’s action in employing soldiers and machine guns.

In April, on the invitation of King Alfonso, the two brothers went to
Madrid to play polo. On their way they paid a visit to their favourite
statue, that of Hercules and the Wild Boar in the Louvre, which Rivy had
had copied as a memento of his Kadir Cup victory. They arrived at Madrid
on 9th April, and stayed with the Duke of Alba, where Francis was so
much impressed with the pictures and tapestry that his diary reads like
an auction catalogue. Next day they left for Moratalla, the Marquis of
Viana’s house, where the polo party was assembled, which included the
King, the Duke and Duchess of Santonia, the Marquis Villarieja, and the
two Millers. That fortnight in Spain was one of the best holidays in the
Twins’ experience. Francis records at length his conversations with the
King, which covered every subject from polo to high politics. “He told
me that one of the ambitions of his life was to play with his regiment,
the 16th Lancers, in the Inter-Regimental. He would undertake to provide
them with the best ponies. He understood they were going to India for
eight years. By that time he would be thirty-two and at his prime, and
hoped by then to be good enough. He had great difficulty in playing polo
in England, as King Edward said it was too dangerous; so he thought it
best to ask nobody’s advice, and just went and played at Rugby. He could
not understand why a king should be brought up like a hothouse plant. The
only occasions on which he had been nearly killed were (1) when he was
driving in a carriage where the horses were led by men on foot, and (2)
when driving very slowly in Paris. X. remarked that he had had a letter
from the Crown Prince of Germany to say he wanted to play polo when he
came over this summer. ‘Good,’ said the King; ‘then that will make it
easier for me when I go over.’ We suggested a match against the Crown
Prince; at which he said, ‘Ah yes, I think I will win. The Germans are
very slow.’”

The polo consisted of matches between the King’s side and Alba’s side,
Rivy playing with the first and Francis with the second. The weather
was abominable, and the Twins seem to have had more walking about in wet
gardens than polo. On 13th April the party returned to Madrid, where
Francis and Rivy stayed again with Alba, and found there the Duchess of
Westminster and Lady Helen Grosvenor. That day being Maundy Thursday,
they went to the Palace to see the function of the Lavatorio, when the
King and Queen wash the feet of twelve beggars. Francis’s diary contains
a spirited description of this curious function, and pages and pages
about the pictures in the Prado Museum, which impressed him more than
anything else in Spain. In Madrid they played polo on the King’s private
ground, but the weather was unpropitious and the games poor. The King
gave instructions that Francis should be shown all over the cavalry and
infantry barracks, and when he expressed a desire to see the tapestries,
ordered every one in the Palace to be specially hung up for him. Various
bull fights and a short visit to Seville, where they saw part of the
Easter Feria, brought to an end a trip which both regarded as one of the
most crowded and delightful experiences of their lives.

In June Rivy attended the Coronation with his uncle’s children, who were
much excited to see the Field-Marshal in the procession. He wrote an
account of it to Lady Grenfell, and, knowing her dislike of horrors,
wickedly described at some length an hour he passed in the Scotland Yard
Museum. “I wish you had been with us. I am sure you would have loved
seeing the finger of a burglar that was pulled off as he tried to get
over a gate and was caught up. It is preserved in spirits of wine.” In
July the King of Spain came to England and lunched at their brother
Arthur’s house at Roehampton, going with the Twins afterwards to a polo
match.

That summer saw the Agadir crisis, and Francis naturally decided to be
present at the French manœuvres. It does not appear that he ever received
the permission of the French Staff, but a small thing of that kind was
not likely to stop him. He attended the manœuvres of the VI. Corps in
the Verdun area during September, living with the 6th Cuirassiers, and
sent an excellent report to the War Office. He was much struck by the
horses of the cavalry. “They are bought from three and a half years
old and sent to the Remounts until four and a half. They are then sent
to a regiment and trained for two years before being put into the
ranks. This system of teaching the horse to carry the man is a great
improvement on ours of teaching the man to ride a partly-trained horse.”
He thought that the cavalry did not realize the value of the rifle and
had no notion of mounted infantry work. This was not unnatural in the
case of the Cuirassiers, who, owing to their cuirasses, could not, of
course, aim with a carbine. “I put on a cuirass myself and made certain
of this,” adds Francis. He was not greatly impressed by the system of
reconnaissance. “The men returning from patrols deliver their messages
very clearly, but invariably get the names of the villages mixed up, and
it seems to me that by far the best, simplest, and quickest method of
sending in reports is for each man to have a map and to mark on it all he
sees.” The French horsemastership he thought poor. “The saddles, weighing
when loaded up about eight or nine stone, are never taken off. They are
put on sometimes an hour before starting, and often left on an hour or
so after the troops have got in. One night the cavalry division I was
with marched at 10 p.m., halted from 2 a.m. to 6.30 a.m., during which
time the horses were not fed or the girths even loosened, and the horses
received no food or water until 3 o’clock the following afternoon.” He
thought, however, highly of the French infantry, and loved their habit
of singing on the march. He was impressed by the mechanical-transport
arrangements, and most profoundly by the use of airplanes. He went
up—his first attempt of the kind—in a Farman biplane, and became a
whole-hearted convert to the value of air reconnaissance. Most of the
officers he thought too old for their jobs. “Regimental commanders vary
from fifty-five to sixty, squadron leaders from forty to fifty, and
brigadiers from sixty onward.”

These are quotations from his official report. His diary contains
more interesting matter. He found that the French Army expected war,
and awaited it with calm and confidence. Even if it did not come that
year, they considered that it was certain to come within three years.
He gives amusing descriptions of cavalry charging cavalry and pulling
up facing each other. “Imagine two divisions charging in England,
stopping head to head and no accident.” He declares that he never saw a
single horse out of hand. On the other hand, the cavalry seemed to him
to have a passion for charging and little else—to know nothing about
reconnaissance or dismounted action. “I spoke to a Staff officer, who
said that the French would lose heavily in war. He gave as an instance
a cavalry division passing in front of an infantry battalion in column
of route, when it ought to have dismounted two squadrons and made a
detour.” Francis’s general comments are, as usual, very shrewd. He saw
that the danger of the French Army was its passion for persistent and
often unconsidered offensives, and that it had no adequate training in
defensive warfare. An almost mystical belief in the attack at all times
and in all circumstances was being preached in the schools of war and
practised on manœuvres. For the rest, he received great kindness and
made many friends. Among these was General Joffre, and on one occasion,
being stranded far from his quarters, he cadged a lift in a car from a
gentleman who turned out to be M. Humbert.

In October we hear of Rivy staying at Glamis Castle, where he laboured
earnestly to discover the celebrated mystery. “Old Beardy has so far
eluded us, but we are on his track. I found that my room was next door
to the Hangman’s room, where no one has slept for fifty years. Last
night when all was quiet, with the assistance of my next-door neighbour,
I moved my mattress and blankets into the Hangman’s, and slept there
happily on the floor till 6 a.m., when I woke up and found my door ajar,
though it was shut last night. We may not have banged it enough, so we
are going to experiment again to-night. It is great fun here; all the
ladies and some of the men are in a blue funk.” This is not quite the
whole of that story. Rivy woke at midnight to find the door open, and to
his consternation it refused to close. He prepared his soul for horrors,
when he discovered that the reason of the door’s refractoriness was the
presence of one of his slippers. After that he fell asleep, and awoke, as
he says, at 6 a.m. to find the door again open.

Some time that year he became interested in the Invalid Children’s Aid
Association, and the following year became Treasurer and Chairman. He
enabled Islington, St. Pancras, and Holloway to become a separate branch
by guaranteeing expenses. Early in the morning before going to the City,
or after a long day full of engagements, he would go and see some of the
“cases” in their homes. Both the Twins kept up this interest to the end;
the Islington branch now bears their name; and it is in aid of a memorial
fund to carry on their work that this little memoir has been written.

After returning from the French manœuvres Francis went through a musketry
course at Hythe, and presently took up racing on a modest scale. A bad
fall in November in a steeplechase at Sandown gave him concussion, the
effects of which lasted for nearly six months. At Christmas he was in
bed, and early in the New Year he went to Dr. Crouch’s open-air cure.
Meantime, at the end of January, Rivy departed for Mexico on business.
The great event of his trip was that he got mixed up in a battle about
sixty miles from Mexico City, where the Zapatistas were giving trouble.
It was a small affair, but it was his first experience under fire, and
he wrote a lengthy account to Francis. The Twins liked to have all their
experiences in common, and it had always been a regret to Rivy that
Francis had been in action and he had not. “Everybody in this country
appears to have a predisposition to let the enemy know their exact
movements. The operations of the following day were discussed all Sunday
in Cuernavaca, and I suppose the Zapatistas were told exactly what our
general proposed to do—with the result that we went to the battle and the
Zapatistas didn’t.”

Francis was far from well all summer, still suffering from the effects
of his accident; so he went to Berlin in June, partly for the change and
partly to learn the German language, without which he could not hope to
qualify for the Staff College. He stayed with a retired German officer
called Hamann, a friend of Mr. Austen Chamberlain, and a godson of
Professor Max-Muller, who had married a Grenfell cousin. His first letter
to Rivy is worthy of full quotation, for it shows the eagerness with
which he plunged into a new life.

    “I have fallen on my feet better than any cat, however low you
    dropped him. I went to stay with the Plesses, who are most
    kind. Princess Daisy has gone to London to Sunderland House,
    and you must go and see her. I said you would go and see
    her and help in anything she wanted. She is full of foreign
    politics, Anglo-German feeling, etc., and she is going to
    entertain and help Baron Marschall. She is a sort of Mrs.
    Astor over here, and makes me roar the way she gingers up the
    Deutschers. I stayed several days at Fürstenstein, a fine
    schloss with few valuable things in it, but an enormous place
    with lovely scenery. They are very rich, and everything is
    done in great style—outriders, postillions, etc. They have
    fifty carriage horses, sixty riding horses, forty mares, three
    stallions, a lot of yearlings at Fürstenstein, and another stud
    at Pless.

    “Unfortunately I did not see very much of Princess Daisy, as
    some Germans were there—the Governor of Silesia, a future
    Chancellor, they say. He talked French to me, and neither
    his French nor his looks impressed me very much. Then we all
    came back to Berlin to the Esplanade Hotel, where I have
    become a great swell through being of the Pless party. Here
    I have met two or three princes, the Foreign Minister under
    Bethmann-Hollweg, and many others.

    “Pless, who ranks here as a sort of Duke of Devonshire, put me
    up at this Club [the Union], which is the best in Berlin. It is
    exactly like the Turf, except that every one talks to you, and
    at dinner every one dines at one table and there is a general
    conversation, all in German. To-night I sat next to Count von
    Bülow, the general in command of the Guard Cuirassiers. He
    asked me to go and see his cavalry brigade, and said he would
    show me everything. ‘Such a pity I did not meet you yesterday,
    as my brigade was inspected, and you would have seen a good
    show.’ The servants, food, and customs are the same as at the
    Turf, except that all the English papers are on the table,
    though I am the only Englishman here.

    “From the above you will think I am living only in high life,
    but I am not. I found that the best university in Germany is
    here, so, though it was not allowed, I plunged into it. I do
    everything by myself, and have some amusing experiences through
    going to the wrong place at the wrong time. I found there
    were lectures on every subject in the world, and determined
    to attend. There are 5,000 undergraduates. First I attended
    a lecture on the Saxon Invasion of England. I heard a lot of
    German, but did not understand anything. I then thought to
    myself, ‘Well, as I do not understand a word, it doesn’t much
    matter what the subject is; so, instead of taking much trouble
    to find certain lecture rooms, I will go into the first I
    come to.’ I then followed about fifty students into a room.
    The lecturer seemed to talk a bit different, and on looking
    over the notes of the fellow next to me I found he was talking
    Modern Greek! To-day I went to a geography lecture, arrived
    very late, plunged in and found a dead silence and every one
    drawing. A professor came and spoke to me, but neither could
    understand a word the other said. I went to another lecture,
    but could not find out what it was about from any source.
    In one hour I only caught the meaning of one word, ‘Pope
    Innocent.’ Yesterday I stopped a student in the passage and
    asked him to lunch with me, and begged him to spout German,
    which he did. I said, ‘I would like to lunch where you usually
    go.’ I found he was a vegetarian, and we could only get
    carrots, etc. My bill, which I am going to frame, was:—

                  Soup                    1d.
                  Carrots and green peas  3d.
                  Sour Bulgarian milk     2d.
                  Soda water              ½d.
                                         ----
                                         6½d.

    I could not eat half the amount of carrots I was offered for
    3d. Students don’t look half as smart as Porter [his servant],
    so I now take him with me to the lectures....

    “Unfortunately I fall a little between two stools here, as (1)
    if I am to learn the language, I must talk German; if I talk
    German, I can neither make myself understood nor understand
    anything the people say. (2) I can learn a good deal about
    Germany and go everywhere by talking English, as every one
    speaks English, and the few that don’t, speak French. I cannot,
    therefore, learn the language and learn about Germany at the
    same time, so I am going to work hard at the language (I have
    every incentive to, as it is maddening not to understand a
    single word) and then go out again and mix in society, of
    which I am beginning to know the ropes. Every one has been
    extraordinarily kind and nice. The students, to whom I am an
    absolute stranger, go out of their way to show me what to do
    and where to go, and they do not even know my name.”

From later letters I take some comments on German life and character.

    “The opinion one gets of the Germans in England is a very wrong
    one. I expected to see a nation of magnificent physique, the
    Army superbly turned out, big soldiers and mighty clever men.
    The opposite is the case. These people are very ordinary, very
    much like us in character, with a great many good qualities
    and a large proportion of bad. The Guards I see are neither as
    smart nor as well turned out, nor to be compared physically
    with our Guards. Forty-five per cent. of the nation are
    rejected as soldiers through being too narrow or too blind.
    The shops give no credit to any one. They are unmethodically
    run, and are open for six and a half days without doing as much
    business as we do in five. The upper classes are narrow-minded
    and despotic; the lower inclined to be boorish. They are by
    nature a rather suspicious people, but awful rot is talked
    about them in England. You travel just as easily as you do at
    home, and can see anything except inside a fort. They seem to
    be exactly opposed to the French, who appear excited but act
    coolly. These people appear very stolid, but get desperately
    excited the moment anything occurs. A row in the street and ten
    police will yell without any leadership; a row in a train and
    every one starts screaming....

    “I am living fairly comfortably here, but getting rather sick
    of cold pork and sausage. The table-cloth, too, is becoming a
    very intimate friend—it turns up so often....

    “I am not going to form any opinion until October, when I will
    have had time for reflection. The Germans certainly beat us,
    even our private soldiers, at drinking beer. I sat next to a
    gentleman yesterday who drank five pints before I drank one
    glass of water. He would have had a sixth, but when the sixth
    was brought his wife took the glass and downed it before him.
    The result is that a great many men and most women are as fat
    as cattle....

    “I am enjoying every minute, as I rarely waste one. I talk
    with tramcar drivers and conductors, taxi men, officers,
    tennis pros, students, demi-mondaines, Berlitz teachers and
    professors. Of course I lose a lot of what is said, but I
    have picked up a good deal, and have as yet never received
    anything but the utmost courtesy and hospitality. I find I
    get most out of taxi-drivers. They are either old soldiers,
    sailors, invalids, or Socialists. I met one who had been in the
    German South-West African war. He told me 400 men died in his
    regiment, and the loss in the army was terrific through bad
    water arrangements. Another was in the navy. He told me many of
    the men are not half trained; they bring men from Würtemberg as
    conscripts who have never heard of or seen the sea, and have in
    three years to be taught everything. I personally cannot see
    how three years’ service can make soldiers or sailors....

    “These people are very methodical but terribly slow. They take
    ten hours to do what we do in six. I have not yet seen much of
    the wonderful education of which we hear, and have met a good
    many thick heads. Several officers have told me they have not
    read a book for ten years. Germany, to my mind, is not half
    what we think it is in England. Some things are done very well,
    but I have seen a great many done far better, and I am not half
    as impressed as I was with America. Nevertheless, I like these
    people. The women—Heaven save us from ever copying them! They
    are not beautiful....

    “Berlin is one mass of demi-mondaines, cafés, restaurants—one
    mass. The great entertainment place is the Palais de Dance.
    It is most luxurious, and you might, if you did not look at
    the women, think you were at a London ball. The women are most
    respectable-looking, but you can see that if you want to dance
    you will get plenty of exercise, as once round any of the
    dancers is equal to about twice round Liverpool.”

Germany revived Francis’s interest in politics and soldiering. In July he
wrote a long letter to Mr. Churchill congratulating him on a speech he
had made.

    “All the people I have seen appreciated very much its
    straightforwardness. The German character seems both to
    understand and prefer plain speech to diplomacy. They are
    a very suspicious people. They openly say that though they
    understand that you spoke earnestly, they think you are
    unfriendly. They want to be very friendly, but on equal and not
    on inferior terms as at present. They openly talk of going to
    war in the near future with France, partly from arrogance and
    partly from a craze so to weaken France that they can diminish
    their military forces and increase their naval. It does not
    look as if they would take on both France and England together,
    and therein lies the hope of peace. They want to crush France
    on land and to be strong enough on the sea to detain or delay a
    British army from landing on the Continent, so as to discourage
    British participation in a war between France and Germany.
    My opinion of the Germans has greatly declined since I came
    out here. They are not as good in quantity or quality as they
    represent themselves. Their character is to shake hands warmly
    and openly, but to keep the other fist doubled in their
    pocket.... I am as certain that the Germans are riding for a
    fall as I am that you are riding to win.”

In September came the Imperial manœuvres, that year held in Saxony, and
Francis was determined to be present. The English representatives had
already been appointed, so he was unable to go officially. Accordingly
he hired a motor car and went as a spectator, giving a lift to a
journalistic friend. When he arrived at the Bellevue Hotel in Dresden, he
had a bad sick headache and went straight to bed; so his friend filled up
the police paper in which Francis’s name was entered without his military
rank. Unaware of this Francis sent a note to the cavalry barracks, saying
he had a car and asking if any officer would like to go with him. This
discovered to the police the fact that he was an English officer, and
they promptly decided that he was a spy. The result was that a few days
later, when he came back from watching the manœuvres, he found a police
inspector in his room, who presented him with a letter saying that he
must leave Dresden in twelve hours and Saxony in twenty-four. Francis
was in a sad quandary, and, as was his practice on such occasions,
he appealed straight to Cæsar. He remembered that he and Rivy the
year before in London had shown some kindness to a son of the Saxon
Chancellor, Baron Metzsch. Off went Francis to the Chancellor’s house.
The great man was not at home, but the Baroness received him warmly and
asked him to breakfast the next morning. The matter was immediately
straightened out. The police authorities laughed and shook hands, and
Francis roamed throughout the rest of the manœuvres at his own sweet will.

In October he returned to England and put the result of his German
experiences into a little pamphlet, which he printed privately and
circulated to a number of friends. He returned to Germany for a short
visit in December, and realized that his pamphlet, if it got about, might
do him serious harm. On Mr. Churchill’s advice he accordingly recalled
all the copies. Its contents were simply an elaboration of what he had
written in his letters. As it turned out, he had rightly diagnosed the
trend of German feeling. “They are conscious of having attained such a
position in the world that they resent being second to any, and they feel
that the English block their way; consequently they are not only jealous
at heart, but can scarcely conceal their jealousy. No amount of pacific
and philanthropic talk either in England or in Germany will prevent the
latter from trying to get stronger and stronger, with a hope of some day
being the foremost Power of the world. Even the Socialists would favour
a war against France, because once France is crushed there is a chance of
military service being less rigorous in Germany.... Careful observations
convince me that if we wish to preserve peace it is necessary for us to
be so strong that it will be impossible for the Germans to make war, as
they would jump at any opportunity should they find us weak and isolated.”

While Francis was in Berlin Rivy had been deep in polo, and had got
badly bitten with ballooning. The year before he had made an airplane
reconnaissance with Loraine during his yeomanry training, and in June
Captain Maitland[14] took him up at Hurlingham in one of the new military
balloons. They passed over Middlesex, Hertfordshire, Huntingdon, and
Lincolnshire, and made an exciting landing six miles from Hull at 11.35
that night. A little later I find him writing to Francis suggesting that
they should enter with Maitland for the long-distance ballooning record,
at that moment held by the French. The year before Maitland had travelled
1,118 miles into the middle of Russia, and he now wanted to break the
French record of 1,200 miles, starting in November when the westerly
gales began. Nothing came of the scheme. Business took Rivy to Canada
with his brother Arthur on 16th August. They travelled in a large party,
and made a stately progress through the Dominion. I can only find one
letter from Rivy during the tour, describing Sir Arthur Lawley’s speech.
“Joe Lawley made a speech on the responsibilities of Canada at Ottawa
which brought tears to people’s eyes, and made a very great impression.
I will bring back a copy of it. It was by far the best speech that any
of us had ever heard in our lives. I never realized he could do such a
thing, and it made us very proud to think that we had an Englishman who
could make such a speech, especially after Sir Wilfrid Laurier’s very
moderate effort.”

In December of 1912 Arthur Grenfell had a bad horse accident, and Rivy
found himself in consequence more closely tied to his office. In January
1913 the 9th Lancers went to Tidworth on Salisbury Plain, and in order
that the brothers might spend their week-ends together, Rivy took the Red
House in the neighbourhood, where he marked out a training ground for
his polo ponies. In September 1912 Francis had been gazetted captain,
and a little later was appointed adjutant. In the summer of 1913 he was
working for the Staff College examination, and finally entered for it
in great pain from a sprained ankle, which, taken in conjunction with
the variety of his recent pursuits, made his success in qualifying the
more remarkable. I find Francis writing to the King of Spain in January
begging him to visit the 9th Lancers at Tidworth, and in any case to
let his Military Attaché come and stay with them. “I can always give
him horses or ponies to ride and introduce him to other officers of
the garrison, including general officers, of which there are almost as
many here as private soldiers.... Should you manage to come over to
England for Cowes, my regiment is stationed only about forty miles from
Southampton, and we could give you a good game of polo every day. You
could motor over quietly and privately, and no one need know anything
about it. Please keep this in mind, as a match between the 16th Lancers,
with your Majesty playing, and the 9th Lancers, would make a fine combat.
We have read with great interest about the reforms you have introduced
in Spain, and the courage you have shown. It might well be said of Spain
what Frederick the Great once said of England about Pitt, ‘England, at
any rate, has now a man at the head of affairs.’ I am afraid it will not
be possible for me to come over to Spain in the spring and enjoy the good
sport we had two years ago. I am now adjutant, and find it hard to get
away. We are very busy in case of a war, which we are quite ready for
and looking forward to. If we go to war, as many Spanish officers as want
to see it should join the 9th Lancers, for our one hope is to be in the
advanced guard.”

The year 1913 was passed pleasantly by both Twins in London and Tidworth,
with such breaks as a trip to Paris with the Duke of Westminster at
Christmas. Their real home was at Roehampton with their brother Arthur,
for whom they had a deep affection. There among his children they
seemed to be children themselves again. It was a period of that close
companionship which for both was the main secret of happiness. I have
never seen anything like their fidelity to each other. They had their own
secret whistles and calls, and if either heard the other’s summons it was
his duty at once to leave whatever he was doing and obey it. In ordinary
company they were just like two dogs. Francis would rise and leave the
room, and Rivy would be apparently unconscious for some minutes of his
departure. Then he would grow restless, and presently get up and saunter
out to find his twin.

At this time they were most conspicuous figures in English society. They
knew every one and went everywhere; and I fear that Rivy’s devotion to
letters must have declined, for with his quicksilver brother at home
he had small opportunity for the studious life. But he did a remarkable
thing, which I think must be almost unprecedented. To help Francis in
his Staff College work he took many of his classes with him, read the
same text-books, and went through the same coaching. This must have been
a real effort, since at the time he was deeply engaged in his brother
Arthur’s business and carrying many new responsibilities. For the rest,
both led the varied and comfortable life which used to be the perquisite
of well-credentialled, reasonably rich, and socially agreeable young
men in England. Each had the gift of oxygenating the atmosphere in
which he moved and waking a sense of life in the flattest place. This
was partly due, I think, to the curious charm of their appearance: they
seemed always to be moving, or poised for movement; the ardour in their
eyes was an antidote for _ennui_; they gave the impression of never
in their lives having been bored or idle. Partly it sprang from their
real ingenuousness. They were acutely interested in everything in the
world, and refused to hide their interest after the conventional English
fashion. Often the results were comic. They had vast stores of ignorance,
and would ask questions of an unbelievable _naïveté_. But comic or not
it was a most endearing trait, for it was perfectly natural, without
pose or premeditation. It was this habit that especially attracted older
men. Francis and Rivy were at their best with their seniors. Always
respectful, they yet managed to treat an elder as if he were only a much
wiser contemporary—one in whom the fires of youth were by no means dead.
Their attitude was deferential in that it recognized superior wisdom,
familiar since it assumed a comradeship in everything else. Also they
revelled in “shop,” and welcomed anybody who would tell them anything
new. I have seen Rivy, with bright eyes, hanging on the words of an
aged general, or banker, or professor, or quondam master of hounds,
cross-examining him in an earnest quest for knowledge; and the flattered
face of the examinee showed how he relished the compliment.

To most of us the dividing line between the old and the new world was
drawn in the first week of August 1914. But for the Twins it came
earlier. Three months before the cataclysm of the nations they felt their
own foundations crumbling.... Their brother Arthur’s firm, in which Rivy
was a partner, had had a career of meteoric brilliance, and had naturally
aroused much jealousy among others who had entered for the same stakes.
From 1912 onward it had been riding high speculative tides, where the
hand of a skilled helmsman was badly needed. But Arthur’s accident in the
winter of that year kept him away from business for a considerable time,
and when he returned it seemed to many of his friends that he was not the
man he had been. Rivy had to deal on his own initiative with intricate
matters which he probably never understood, for his business training had
always been sketchy and inadequate. The affairs of the firm grew more
and more involved, with the result that in the early months of 1914 a
crash was imminent. In May the blow fell. The downfall of their brother’s
business involved every penny of the Twins’ fortune.

This was the true tragedy of their lives, for the war brought no such
bitterness. It meant that Rivy was a broken man in his profession, and
that Francis must give up most of his ambitions. It made one’s heart ache
to see them, stunned, puzzled, yet struggling to keep a brave front, and
clamouring to take other people’s loads on their backs. Uncomplainingly
they played what they decided was their last game of polo, and sold
their ponies. Rivy was like one in a dream, trying to make out landmarks
in an unfamiliar universe. Some terrible thing had happened, and by
his fault—for his quixotic loyalty made him ready to shoulder all the
blame—but he could not understand how or why. He was full of schemes
to restore their fortunes, and I have rarely known anything so tragic
as to listen to his schemes and endeavour to explain their bottomless
futility.... It was a time when a man’s friends are tested, and nobly
most of their friends stood the trial. But there were others who, in the
noonday of prosperity, had been ready to lick their boots, and who now
invented slanders and gloated over the downfall. In my haste I considered
that a public thrashing would have best met such cases; but the brothers
seemed to be incapable of anger. It was their gentleness that was so
difficult to watch unmoved. They neither broke nor bent under calamity,
but simply stood still and wondered. All that for fourteen years they
had planned together had gone by the board, but they grieved about
everybody’s loss more than their own. It was the same with both: in that
bad time they spoke and felt and thought with one spirit.

In the late summer of 1914 those of us who were trying against heavy
odds to reach a settlement of the brothers’ affairs were aware of a
mysterious current moving throughout the world’s finance, which thwarted
all our efforts. Though we did not know it at the time, it was the first
muttering of the great storm. By the middle of July it was clear that
nothing could be done, and then suddenly that happened which submerged
all personal disasters in a universal downfall. On Tuesday, 4th August,
Britain sent an ultimatum to Germany, and at midnight entered upon war.
What to most people was like the drawing in of a dark curtain was to
the Twins an opening of barred doors into the daylight. For Francis the
career which seemed at an end was to be resumed upon an august stage, and
for Rivy the chance had come to redeem private failure in public service.




CHAPTER VII.

1914.


In 1909, when Francis went hunting north of the Zambezi, he travelled to
the Victoria Falls with Colonel Marling, V.C., then Brigadier-General
commanding the Potchefstroom district. He used to stare across the veld
for hours at a time out of the window of the observation car, and once
Colonel Marling asked what he was thinking about. “I was thinking how
beautiful all this is,” was the answer. “It makes me long to do something
great.” What makes the hero? Emerson asks, and replies,

    “He must be musical,
    Tremulous, impressional.”

I never heard that Francis was musical, and he was about as tremulous as
a brick wall. But he was always most sensitive to impressions, and in
both the Twins a vein lay hidden of unspoken poetry. They now entered
upon the struggle with a kind of awed and hushed expectation. It had long
been at the back of their minds, and consciously and unconsciously they
had been preparing for it. This little book is not a war memoir, for only
a fraction of the Twins’ lives fell under the great shadow—for Rivy about
five weeks, and for Francis less than ten months. But, looking back,
the war seems to have been always a part of their outlook. Both had the
standpoint of the regular soldier; neither suffered the hesitations and
divided impulses of the less fortunate civilian. But their outlook in one
sense was not the common professional one—of the man who looks forward
to the practice of an art in which he has been trained. Coming, as it
did, to relieve them from their perplexities, the crisis seemed to them
to carry with it a solemn trust, which they undertook with willingness,
indeed, but with something of the gravity of those who feel themselves in
the hands of destiny.

The declaration of war found them together at Tidworth. Rivy was
determined to go out with Francis, so he managed to get himself
transferred from his proper unit, the Bucks Hussars, as a reserve officer
of the 9th Lancers. Every moment of his time was devoted to sitting at
his brother’s feet and learning what he could teach him of the art of
war, and to buying his equipment with feverish haste. The Twins decided
to take six horses between them, and they borrowed an additional groom
from the Duke of Westminster. “I am to take command of a squadron,” wrote
Francis in glee to Lord Grenfell. “My regiment was never better or more
prepared in its history.... My dear old Uncle, you have been so kind
to us that words to thank you fail me. If we survive you, we will look
after your children and see that they get jolly well swished at Eton.” On
Thursday, 13th August, I find this note in his diary:—

    “The Colonel [David Campbell] had dismounted parade at two
    o’clock. He made a splendid speech in which he recalled all the
    great deeds of the past which had been performed by the 9th:
    how in the Mutiny the regiment had carried out its duties and
    several officers obtained V.C.’s, with such distinction that
    when it left India the Viceroy gave orders that it should be
    saluted by forty-one guns. This had never been done before,
    and has never been done since. In Afghanistan it had been
    greatly praised by Lord Roberts; in South Africa it fought
    for two years with the greatest distinction, and received the
    highest compliments from all its commanders. He also reminded
    us that Lieutenant Macdonald had on one occasion fought till
    every man and himself had been killed. He told us that we were
    going forth to the war with the greatest traditions to uphold.
    Nothing could be finer than his speech, or could possibly have
    appealed more to the officers and men.”

The regiment embarked on the 15th. That morning Francis wrote to Lord
Grenfell:—

    “You will receive this when we have gone forth to war. We
    entrain to-day at 1 p.m., and hope to reach France to-night.
    We leave very quietly as if marching to manœuvres, but a more
    magnificent regiment never moved out of barracks for war. Every
    one is full of enthusiasm. Rivy goes with me, and it is a great
    thing having him. Good-bye, my dear Uncle. You have all my
    affection, and no one has ever been kinder than you have been
    to me during my lifetime. So far I have been the luckiest man
    alive. I have had the happiest possible life, and have always
    been working for war, and have now got into the biggest in the
    prime of life for a soldier. We will tell you some fine tales
    when we return with a bottle of the best from the Rhine.”

That same day Rivy wrote to me—the last letter I had from him. “I cannot
leave the country without writing to thank you, my dear John, for all you
have done for me in our troubles.... Thank God, we are off in an hour.
Such a magnificent regiment! Such men, such horses! Within ten days I
hope Francis and I will be riding side by side straight at the Germans.
We will think of you, old boy.”

They got to Boulogne late on the evening of the 16th, and, passing
through Amiens and Maubeuge, detrained at Jeunot in the afternoon of the
17th. The letters home from both during those days were very scrappy,
consisting chiefly of references to the hard game of polo which they
expected to play at any moment, and the close touch which they had
established with the other players. Francis, however, kept a careful
diary, and it is curious, considering what was to happen, that his main
object seems to have been to record every moment which he spent with
Rivy, and all that Rivy said or did. He was in command of “B” Squadron,
and was determined to keep it up to the mark. Take, for example, this
entry on 18th August: “I had reason to find fault with the turn-out of
the men, boots and spurs having been allowed to get rusty; so I formed
up the squadron and told them I insisted on the turn-out being good
throughout the campaign, as it was proverbial that the best turned-out
troop was nine times out of ten the best fighting one. I said that
because the men were on active service there was no reason why they
should imagine that they had ceased to be the Ninth and become colonials.
I ordered the few men whose turn-out was very bad to march two miles on
foot on the way home, and I told them in future that any man who was
reported to me badly turned out would have his horse taken away from him
and be made to tramp. I am certain that this had a great effect on the
squadron.”

From Jeunot the Ninth moved to Obrechies. “B” Squadron was the first
cavalry unit to arrive, and naturally had a great reception from both
French and Belgians. On the 19th and 20th it did a reconnaissance into
Belgian territory, and on Friday the 21st marched to Harmignies. There
Sir John French, it will be remembered, was taking up position in
advance of the left flank of the French Fifth Army, preparatory to a
move against the German flank in Belgium. The presence of von Bülow’s
Second Army was fairly well known, but there was more or less a mystery
about the whereabouts of von Kluck. He was believed to be somewhere in
the neighbourhood of Waterloo, but neither the French nor the British
Staff had any guess at the strength of his forces, or the great wheel
which he was to undertake. That Friday night the Twins were billeted
in Harmignies, and on Saturday the 22nd they remained there till the
evening, when the Ninth were sent out to Thulin, where they arrived early
in the morning of the 23rd. They were now behind the left flank of the
British 3rd Division.

Francis and Rivy were much perplexed by this strange kind of battlefield.
As cavalrymen they had hoped for the wide rolling downs which had been
predicted as the terrain of any continental war. Instead they found
themselves in a land full of little smoky villages, coal mines, railway
embankments, endless wire, and a population that seemed as dense as that
of a London suburb. They were puzzled to know how cavalry could operate,
and they were still more puzzled to understand what was the plan of
campaign—an uncertainty they shared with a million or so other soldiers.
On that hot Sunday morning firing began early to the north-east and grew
heavier as the day advanced. In the afternoon the Colonel sent for the
squadron leaders and told them that six German cavalry and three infantry
divisions were advancing, and that their business was to retire slowly,
fighting a rear-guard action. The rest of the day was spent in deep
mystification, with no knowledge of the fall of Namur, or of Lanrezac’s
defeat at Charleroi, or the other calamities which were to compel Sir
John French to retreat. But at 11.30 came definite orders. They were
instructed to entrench at the railway station south of Thulin for an
attack at dawn. Spades were procured with difficulty, and they were about
to begin when another order came not to entrench but to barricade, and
to hold Thulin station and the road to the south of it. This was done,
and the position was occupied during the darkness, while the wretched
inhabitants straggled down the south road, and the guns in the north grew
steadily nearer.

Monday the 24th saw the beginning of the retreat from Mons. This is
not the place to repeat an oft-told tale. Our concern is only with one
cavalry unit engaged in acting as a rear-guard. At four o’clock that
morning Francis, who had retired from Thulin at 10.30 the night before,
was ordered to reconnoitre the town at dawn. He had gone only a little
way through its streets when he came under heavy fire at short range,
and in withdrawing had his horse “Ginger” shot down. Presently from his
position at the railway station he saw a mass of German troops advancing.
A sharp fight ensued of which he records, “Rivy and I found ourselves for
the first time standing together under fire, and not much disconcerted.”
He had a bullet through his boot, and as the enemy was advancing in
considerable numbers and outflanking the little post, “B” Squadron fell
back upon the regiment, and was sent into reserve. The 9th Lancers then
retired to a ridge more to the south, where they came under a heavy
shell-fire.

It was now about midday. The 2nd Cavalry Brigade was south of Audregnies,
with the exception of the 18th Hussars holding the high ground north of
that village. The 5th Division was moving along the Eloges-Audregnies
road. General De Lisle ordered the 9th Lancers to a position on the
north-west of Audregnies, in order to support the 18th Hussars. There
they assembled on a low hill where some shelter was obtained from
buildings. The men were dismounted, and firing at 1,200 yards against
the German infantry, who were advancing deployed. Presently the retiring
5th Division, which had now been in action for some twenty-four hours,
was threatened with an enemy envelopment, and Sir Charles Fergusson asked
for protection from the cavalry for his western flank. De Lisle decided
to charge the flank of the advancing masses, the 4th Dragoon Guards on
the left and the 9th Lancers on the right.

That charge was as futile and as gallant as any other like attempt in
history on unbroken infantry and guns in position. But it proved to the
world that the spirit which inspired the Light Brigade at Balaclava
and von Bredow’s _Todtenritt_ at Mars-la-Tour was still alive in the
cavalry of to-day.... Francis formed his squadron in line of troops
column, and they galloped into a tornado of rifle and machine-gun fire
and the artillery fire of at least three batteries. No objective could
be discerned, for the Germans at once took cover among the corn stooks.
The ground had not been reconnoitred, and long before they came near the
enemy the Lancers found themselves brought up by double lines of wire. In
that nightmare place Francis’s first job was to get his squadron in hand.
He could not find his trumpeter, so he blew his whistle and cursed with
vehemence anybody he found out of place. The charge had swung somewhat to
the right. Captain Lucas-Tooth, commanding “A” Squadron, reached a high
mound of cinders, and behind it and in a donga running eastward found
shelter, and was presently joined by some of the 4th Dragoon Guards.
Meantime Francis found a certain amount of cover behind a house. “We had
simply galloped about like rabbits in front of a line of guns,” he wrote,
“men and horses falling in all directions. Most of one’s time was spent
in dodging the horses.”

Very soon the house was blown to pieces, so the squadron moved off to the
shelter of a railway embankment. Francis remembered that on one occasion
the regiment had been ordered to trot in South Africa under a heavy fire,
and he now adopted this method of keeping his men together. Under the
embankment he collected the remnant. He found a number of odd 9th Lancers
besides his own squadron, and as senior officer he took command and
attempted to sort the troops out.

South of the embankment was the 119th Battery, R.F.A., under Major G. H.
Alexander, who for this day’s work was to receive the Victoria Cross. It
was under a desperate fire from three of the enemy’s batteries, one of
which completely enfiladed it, and most of its gunners had been killed.
Seeing the position, Francis offered his services. At that moment he was
hit by shrapnel. “It felt as if a whip had hit me in the leg and hand. I
think an artery was affected, as the blood spurted out, and my observer,
Steadman, and young Whitehead very kindly bound me up. We also had to
put on a tourniquet, and referred to the Field Service Regulations to
find out how it had to be put on. This would have amused you. Of course,
we found out how to stop blood in every other part of one’s body except
one’s hand, but eventually came upon this useful information. Things
began to go round and round, and I luckily remembered that in the wallets
of the horse I had borrowed I had noticed a flask. This proved to contain
a bottle of the best old brandy, and my observer and I at once drank the
lot. I now felt like Jack Johnson, instead of an old cripple.”

Major Alexander asked Francis to find if there was an exit for his guns.
The diary continues the story.

    “It was not a very nice job, I am bound to say, and I was
    relieved when it was finished. It meant leaving my regiment
    under the embankment and riding out alone through the guns,
    which were now out of action and being heavily shelled all
    the time, to some distance behind, where I found myself out
    of range of the shells. It was necessary to go back through
    the inferno as slowly as possible, so as to pretend to the men
    that there was no danger and that the shells were more noisy
    than effective. I reported to the Battery Commander that there
    was an exit; he then told me that the only way to save his
    guns was to man-handle them out to some cover. My experience a
    few minutes before filled me with confidence, so I ordered the
    regiment to dismount in front of their horses, and then called
    for volunteers. I reminded them that the 9th Lancers had saved
    the guns at Maiwand, and had gained the eternal friendship of
    the gunners by always standing by the guns in South Africa; and
    that we had great traditions to live up to, as the Colonel had
    reminded us before we started. Every single man and officer
    declared they were ready to go to what looked like certain
    destruction. We ran forward and started pushing the guns out.
    Providence intervened, for although this was carried out under
    a very heavy fire and the guns had to be slowly turned round
    before we could guide them, we accomplished our task. We pushed
    out one over dead gunners. I do not think we lost more than
    three or four men, though it required more than one journey
    to get everything out. It is on occasions like this that good
    discipline tells. The men were so wonderful and so steady that
    words fail me to say what I think of them, and how much is due
    to my Colonel for the high standard to which he had raised this
    magnificent regiment.”

According to Major Alexander, the enemy infantry were within 500 yards
before the last gun was got out of shell range. Meantime Captain
Lucas-Tooth had arrived, and being the senior officer took command of the
regiment. “B” Squadron waited till all the battery had gone, and then,
wrote Francis, “wandered about for some time looking for some one to
give us orders.” Eventually they halted by a main road along which an
infantry column was marching. Here Francis was overcome by his wounds,
and was forced to leave the squadron. It was now about seven o’clock.
“The N.C.O.’s and the men came and shook me by the hand and gave me
water from their water-bottles. I cannot tell you how much this day has
increased the feeling of confidence and comradeship between me and my
squadron. My fingers were nastily gashed, but the bone was not damaged; a
bit of shrapnel had taken a piece out of my thigh; I had a bullet through
my boot and another through my sleeve, and had been knocked down by a
shell; my horse had also been shot, so no one can say I had an idle day.”

Room could not be found in any ambulance, so he was left by the roadside.
Luckily a French Staff officer came by in a motor car and took him to
Bavai. There he fell in with the Duke of Westminster, who took charge of
him; and he also found Rivy, who had been doing galloper to De Lisle. I
quote again from the diary.

    “They took me to a French convent, which was under the Red
    Cross and was full of wounded. A civilian doctor and six nurses
    attended me, each lady trying to outdo the others in kindness,
    which was rather alarming. There was a chorus of ‘_Pauvre
    garçon! Comme il est brave! Comme il est beau!_’ The difficulty
    arose as to how my leg should be treated. I suggested my
    breeches should be taken off, but the senior Red Cross lady
    said that that was impossible—‘_Car il y a trop de jeunes
    filles._’ So my breeches were cut down the leg. The doctor
    took me to his house and put me to bed. I am bound to say I
    felt rather done. I got into bed at ten o’clock. At midnight
    Rivy told me to get up, as the town was to be evacuated. The
    doctor gave me some raw eggs and coffee, and I left Bavai at
    1.15 a.m. in Bend Or’s motor. I cannot say how nice it was to
    find such a friend at such a time. It is wonderful what Bend
    Or has done for Rivy and me. He took me to Le Cateau, which
    we reached about four in the morning, where I slept that day
    heavily in his bed. Next morning I heard of the arrival of the
    4th Division, and I also met Hugh Dawnay. I left Le Cateau at
    9 a.m. on the 26th in a cattle truck with five other wounded.
    A very amusing thing happened in the railway station. About
    500 refugees were there, all in a great state of distress and
    alarm, and a few gendarmes and soldiers. Suddenly a German
    aeroplane came over. You would have roared with laughter as all
    the refugees started yelling and rushing about the station.
    Every gendarme or stray soldier who possessed any sort of
    firearm loosed it off into the air, which made the women yell
    all the more. A very fat officer seized a rifle and rushed
    forward to shoot the aeroplane, which was about five miles
    away. The bolt jammed, so he put it on the ground, gave it a
    kick, and it went off through the roof.”

He reached Amiens safely that day, whence he was transferred by way
of Rouen to hospital in England. He arrived very chastely dressed in
his regimental tunic and a pair of pyjamas, his breeches having been
sacrificed to the modesty of the French nuns. I well remember how, out of
the confused gossip of those first weeks of war, the exploit of the 9th
Lancers emerged as a clear achievement on which the mind of the nation
could seize and so comfort itself. For his work on that grim day Francis
was recommended by Sir Charles Fergusson, the General commanding the
5th Division, for the Victoria Cross. The award was gazetted early in
November, and so to Francis fell the distinction of being the first man
in the campaign to win the highest honour which can fall to a subject of
the King.

He was taken to Sister Agnes’s hospital, and then to Mr. Pandeli Ralli’s
house in Belgrave Square. There he stayed a week, and afterwards went
down to Lord Grenfell at Overstone. On 8th September he wrote to Rivy
that he hoped to start back in a week for the front, though the doctors
pretended that it might be a fortnight. He was desperately restless. “I
am wondering what has happened to you in the meanwhile, and also to my
squadron, as I am afraid you will have been having incessant fighting
ever since I departed, and the strain must be very great. Even the little
I went through practically knocked me up, and I have been in bed ever
since.” He was greatly embarrassed by his sudden fame, and he could not
believe that he had done anything worth speaking about. “What a muddle
it all was! How I should have liked to see somebody who knew what was
going on! I have not yet discovered _what_ we charged. All I saw was
some infantry nearly a mile off.” He had for the moment no pride in
his exploit, only vexation at the fuss made about it. “Some infernal
correspondents from France have written a lot of rot which makes me feel
very uncomfortable. I have been bombarded with letters and telegrams
from all over the place, and every sort of person has called to see me
in hospital. I never felt such a fool in my life. After all, I only did
what every other man and officer did who was with me.... The King came
to see me in hospital, and was extraordinarily nice; also Prince Arthur,
who stayed an hour with me. Lord Roberts came and asked rather direct
questions as to why we charged and whom we charged, and who gave the
order to charge.... Mrs. Asquith came too, and asked after you. There is
every sort of wild story about us, and a poem was even written in the
_Times_ on how we _captured the guns_.... Tell the officers to write on
receipt of this, and I will bring out anything they want to them. Cable
if you are all right.”

That brief meeting in Bavai was the last time Francis saw his brother.
During the afternoon of 24th August, when Francis and his squadron were
charging the remote German infantry, Rivy had been acting as galloper
for De Lisle. “A rather heavy job on a weary horse,” he wrote. “He
sent me to find General Gough, which I did; and the latter told me he
had received no orders, and could not find Allenby, but since he had
heard heavy guns in the direction of Eloges he intended to stay where he
was.... We found Allenby about 11.30. He told De Lisle to go back and
take the ridge from which we had been firing in the morning, but not to
get too heavily engaged. De Lisle took his brigade back and sent the 18th
Hussars about a mile north to a sugar factory, and followed himself,
with me. Then I was sent to tell the 9th to wait north of Audregnies. As
I gave the message an awful fire burst out from Quiveran. The Colonel
told Abadie to hold the ridge. I had to gallop back across the line
of fire to De Lisle, but when I had got there he had gone. The guns
took up a hurried position behind the railway, but as they galloped to
position a very heavy enemy fire was opened on them, the Germans soon
finding the range. I went to the railway to look for De Lisle, and on
approaching the ridge saw four artillerymen destroyed by shell. I then
went round by the south bridge to find the 9th; but they, I was informed,
had just charged. Meanwhile riderless and wounded horses were galloping
everywhere, and bullets and shells were falling like hailstones.... At
last I found Colonel Campbell looking for the Brigadier to try and get
some reinforcements. We found the Brigadier, but he had no troops with
him. Colonel Campbell told me to stay with him. He had been ordered to
charge towards Quiveran. Why, he did not know, as there was an open space
for about a mile, and he had lost nearly all his regiment.... I was told
to rally what force I could at Wiheries. I found some 4th Dragoon Guards,
and then retired towards Athis with the Colonel. Afterwards we fell back,
a very dejected force, to Bavai. I wondered how the devil I could get
news of Francis.”

Rivy’s day’s work, though he was the last man to admit it, was a very
remarkable and courageous performance. Francis used to say that that
solitary bit of reconnaissance, all alone, was braver than anything he
ever did—a raw civilian riding for hours under heavy fire on a tired
horse on missions of vital importance. That day established Rivy’s
reputation with the regiment. For the next ten days he was busy with
the great retreat, and had very little time for letter-writing. On 29th
August there was a short note to Francis telling him that both had lost
all their belongings and begging him to bring out a new outfit. “An
infernal trooper has bagged my horse with all my kit on it, and has
got lost himself.” There was a letter to one of his sisters, dated 2nd
September, and a postcard to Francis the next day, and after that the
next news was his death. In that feverish fortnight David Campbell wrote:
“Rivy was with me as galloper and general utility officer up to the time
I left. He was of the very greatest help, and carried out a very good
reconnaissance with two scouts the day before I was hit. He was always
splendid, and I shall miss him fearfully.” On 5th September came the turn
of the tide on the Marne, and the Cavalry Corps moved northward again. On
the 7th the 2nd Brigade was acting as flank guard to the division, with
the 9th Lancers as the advance guard; and at Moncel the Ninth, a troop
and a half strong, led by David Campbell himself, brilliantly charged
with the lance and dispersed a German squadron.

On 11th September the 2nd Brigade was on the left bank of the Vesle
river, and on the 13th began the crossing of the Aisne by the British
infantry. The 9th Lancers, with the 4th Dragoon Guards and the 18th
Hussars, crossed the river in advance near Bourg, and pushed up the
heights towards Vendresse. There they were relieved by a battalion of the
infantry advance guard, the 60th Rifles, and retired for the night to
Pargnan. On the morning of the 14th the Ninth again formed the advance
guard, and leaving at 3 a.m. marched north by Vendresse and Troyon. They
had been given an objective which turned out to be about a mile behind
the German trenches. Pushing fast through the dark up a winding road
towards the Chemin des Dames, they passed the pickets of the 60th, and
presently ran into a German picket. The regiment dismounted, while Rivy,
with a section, dashed forward to a position near a haystack. He engaged
the enemy picket, and enabled the regiment to regain its direction.

He seems to have been in wild spirits, and to have encouraged his little
band with jokes, and with that peculiarly cheery hallo of which he had
the secret. But, in his anxiety to see the effects of the shots, he
exposed himself, and a German bullet cut his revolver in two and passed
through the roof of his mouth. He died instantaneously. The last words
which his men remember were his shout, “Steady your firing, boys. We have
got them beaten.”

The Ninth fell back, leaving his body in the enemy hands, but that
afternoon the 60th advanced and recovered it. Rivy had been in the field
twenty-five days—days of such crowded endeavour and endurance as few
campaigns in history can show. From the first hour he had been supremely
happy, for he had found his true calling. He had seen his brother safe
out of danger and covered with glory, and with the removal of any anxiety
about Francis had gone the one thing which could dim his cheerfulness.
From what I have been told by his men and his brother officers, I am
certain that that last fortnight of his life had washed clean from his
mind all the weary sense of reproach and futility which had been clouding
it, and that he went to death as one who “finds again his twentieth year.”




CHAPTER VIII.

1914-1915.


                    “Tarry, dear cousin Suffolk!
    My soul shall thine keep company to heaven;
    Tarry, sweet soul, for mine, then fly abreast,
    As in this glorious and well-foughten field
    We kept together in our chivalry!”

It took Francis a long time to realize that Rivy was dead. He was about
to return to the battle line; death was everywhere; already many of his
friends had fallen; he himself might follow at any moment; his mind was
a little dulled to the meaning of mortality. He did not think of the
blankness of his future without Rivy, for there was no reason to expect
that it would be long. His predominant thought was how splendid his
brother had been in life and how glorious in death, and he wanted every
one to realize this. But the acute personal loss had not yet come home to
him. Of the many letters which he received, I think he was most touched
by that of the King of Spain:—

    “DEAR FRANCIS,—I never knew that Rivy had joined the Ninth. I
    thought he belonged to the Yeomanry. You cannot imagine what
    a blow it has been to me, and I can guess what you must feel.
    We followed all the fine work you did, and Bend Or’s coming to
    your rescue, and I was sure that I would be able to drink with
    you both on your V.C. I never would have believed that Rivy
    would have died before me, and he a civilian. Do write when you
    can, old man, and tell me everything. Please give your brothers
    and sisters all my sympathies. I have lost a friend, and I can
    only tell you that he has found the finest of deaths: he died
    for his country on the battlefield. You are a soldier, and know
    what I mean. You know that I am no good at making phrases, so
    good-bye, old man. I hope you will recover soon. Believe me
    always your devoted friend,

                                                          “ALFONSO.”

To Lord Grey Francis wrote:—

    “I wired to you on Saturday when I heard the news, for you
    were one of his best friends. Rivy died for old England, and
    no Englishman could do more. We won the Champion Cup together,
    and I bought him the horse on which he won the Kadir, and we
    have been through good times and bad, and on the 24th of August
    we went into action together and faced the bullets side by
    side. We have worked, played, and fought together, and always
    shared everything. After thirty-four years of inseparableness
    it was on the battlefield that we parted, and only death—the
    most glorious death of all—has now compelled us to separate for
    ever, at any rate in this world.

    “My dear Lord Grey, you were a very, very good friend to Rivy,
    and you and your family have done all you could to enrich and
    ennoble his life. He dearly loved you all, and valued nothing
    more in the world than your friendship, and admired nothing
    more than your character. I hope that since we can no more talk
    of the ‘Twins’ you will always remember Rivy and accept the
    gratitude of your broken-hearted friend.”

And to me:—

    “Rivy’s death will hit you as hard as it has hit me. He was so
    very fond of you. You were his most loyal friend, my dear John,
    and I hope you will accept the great gratitude of his twin, and
    whenever you think of Rivy I hope you will say to yourself, ‘He
    knew I always stood by him through thick and thin.’”

Rivy for him was still a living personality, separated only by the
exigencies of warfare; and he wanted all their friends to think of him
and talk about him, and not merely hold him in pious memory, as if by
some such affectionate concentration of thought he could be recaptured
from the pale shades.

Meantime he was on tenterhooks to be back at the front, and on the
evening of 8th October he left England to rejoin his regiment. At the
moment the British army was moving to the extreme left of the Allied
line, in the hope of turning the German northern flank. He travelled with
his Colonel, David Campbell, who had now recovered from his wound got on
the Marne. On the 12th he found the regiment at Strazeele, and to his
delight discovered that it was on the verge of going into action. To be
among his old friends again both soothed and cheered him. “Several still
call me Rivy,” he wrote to his uncle. “I am so glad it goes on.”

The 1st Cavalry Division, now under De Lisle, to which the 2nd Brigade
belonged, was engaged in reconnoitring the ground in front of General
Pulteney’s 3rd Corps. Pulteney’s business was to get east of Armentières,
astride the Lys, and to link up Smith-Dorrien at La Bassée and Haig at
Ypres. The enemy was in Merris and Meteren, and the 9th Lancers were
drawn up at Strazeele, while the 4th and 6th Infantry Divisions attacked.
It was a day of heavy rain and thick steamy fog, the fields were
water-logged, aircraft were useless, and the countryside was too much
enclosed for cavalry. The infantry succeeded in their task, and by the
morning of the 14th Pulteney held the line Bailleul-St. Jans Cappelle.
Francis notes in his diary: “I could not help observing on my return that
the war was affecting the spirits of all a little: there was much more
seriousness than when I left.”

The stage was now set for that First Battle of Ypres which was to last
for three weeks between Dixmude and La Bassée,—which will live in history
as one of the greatest military achievements of Britain, and which was
at once the end and the apotheosis of the old British regular army. On
the 15th Francis took over “B” Squadron again, and told the men how glad
he was to get back to them, and how proud he was to hear of the way in
which they had behaved since he last saw them. He told them that the war
would be long, and that this was not the time for any man to count his
losses. That day he marched through a steady rain to Locre. The next
day, starting very early, he marched through Ploegsteert village and
Ploegsteert Wood; and at Le Gheir was instructed to attack and carry the
Lys crossing at the bend of Pont Rouge. The squadron took the village,
but found the bridge strongly barricaded, and the enemy entrenched on
the far side of the stream. Francis asked permission to swim the river,
and when this was refused he begged for reinforcements so as to carry
the barricade. To his disgust, however, he received orders to retire.
“Before leaving we buried Private Lake at a farm 800 yards south of the
Pont Rouge. Owing to our nearness to the enemy we had to carry on the
burial service in the dark, which was not nice. At the service I said,
‘Here lies a brave British soldier who has died for England and the 9th
Lancers, and no man could do more.’ Then I said the Lord’s Prayer, and
afterwards thought of the poem to Sir John Moore.”

Next day “B” Squadron was in reserve, and was consistently shelled all
day; very disquieting for cavalry, who had to think of their horses. On
the 18th Francis was at Le Gheir again, and “B” Squadron was once more
instructed to attack Pont Rouge with infantry support. The aim was to
clear the right bank of the Lys, for Pulteney was still doubtful about
the strength of the enemy, and had some ground for assuming that the only
Germans there were the mixed cavalry and infantry he had been pressing
back for a week. As a matter of fact the 3rd Corps was now approaching
the main German position, and in spite of the brilliant work of the
cavalry could not win the right bank of the river. Pulteney was firmly
held at all points from Le Gheir to Radinghem, and his position on the
night of the 18th represented the furthest line held during the battle
by this section of our front. Francis’s fight on the 18th was much the
same as that on the 16th. “B” Squadron could not get near its objective
because of the machine-gun fire, and was only extricated by the aid of
two companies of Inniskilling Fusiliers.

It was now necessary to connect Pulteney with the infantry further north,
and a link was provided by the whole Cavalry Corps under Allenby. On
the night of the 19th Allenby was generally east of Messines on a line
drawn from Le Gheir to Hollebeke. On the 20th Francis found himself on
the Messines Ridge supporting the 4th Dragoon Guards, who were holding
St. Ives. Here they had another ugly scrap, and late in the evening
had to support the Household Cavalry at Warneton. The day before he had
written to his uncle: “This war is damnable. We have such nasty jobs to
do, and are always under fire; but the spirit of the men is splendid.
Our infantry and cavalry outclass the German, but their artillery is
excellent. Our present job is pretty disheartening. We go forward and
capture positions for the infantry, who are entrenched four miles
behind and move terribly slow. We are then withdrawn, and have again to
recapture the same position next day. Eventually the infantry come up and
take the place, assisted by divisional artillery—the same place we took
three days before with a squadron.”

The 9th Lancers were gradually being transformed from cavalry to
infantry, and a passage in Francis’s diary shows how severe were the
duties. “We have started the same old game as at the Aisne, and we have
had five of the hardest days of the war in trenches repelling German
attacks. It has become such a recognized idea to use us for this work as
soon as we get in touch with the enemy that I am afraid all the cavalry
traditions are for ever ended, and we have become mounted infantry pure
and simple, with very little of the mounted about it. Our men look funny
sights trudging along with spades and things on their backs, and when
they are mounted they look funnier still: if you see a man carrying
lance, sword, rifle, spade and pick, he looks just like a hedgehog. But
it is a jolly hard life for them to have to fight their way up to the
line, then make the line, then hold it, and all the time cleaning and
trying to look after their horses.” “Do you know any one who would send
me an armoured motor car with a Maxim?” he wrote to his uncle. “I have
written to Winston that the thing would be invaluable now.”

On the 21st and 22nd the regiment was engaged on the Messines Ridge in
support of the 5th Cavalry Brigade. On the 23rd they were actually at
Messines, then still the semblance of a village, with its church still a
church and not yet a ragged tooth of masonry. The cavalry were holding
a trench line to the east of the place, where they were most completely
and continuously shelled. On the 26th they were sent south to support
Smith-Dorrien’s 2nd Corps in the fighting around Neuve Chapelle. It was a
critical moment, for the 7th Infantry Brigade, which had been in action
for eighteen days, had been forced back west of Neuve Chapelle and had
almost ceased to exist as a fighting force. That day an attempt was made
to recapture the village. The attack was too weak to succeed, and the
most that could be done with the assistance of the cavalry was to take up
a good defensive position on the west. On the 29th the 9th Lancers were
back at Neuve Eglise, behind the Messines position. That experience gave
Francis his first notion of the real seriousness of the German attack.
Before, he had been confident, and had credited every optimistic rumour;
now he saw that the enemy was indeed flinging the dice for victory, and
that the scanty British forces were faced with preposterous odds.

On 29th October, as we know, began the critical stage of the First Battle
of Ypres. The chief danger points were at the apex of the salient around
Gheluvelt and on its southern flank about Zillebeke. But there was also
an attack at the southern re-entrant, and heavy fighting along the whole
Messines Ridge. On the 30th the 1st Cavalry Brigade was holding the line
before Messines, and the 9th Lancers were sent up in support. Francis’s
squadron, however, was detached to assist the 4th Cavalry Brigade at
Wytschaete. Allenby, it must be remembered, at the time was holding the
whole line from Klein Zillebeke to the south of Messines, and he had no
reinforcements except two much-exhausted battalions of an Indian brigade
from the 2nd Corps. The British public, who compared a cavalry regiment
to an infantry battalion and a cavalry squadron to an infantry company,
forgot the disparity in numbers. A cavalry regiment was only 300 strong
as against 1,000 men of an infantry battalion, and a squadron only 46 as
against 200 of an infantry company.

That day Francis’s work lay in entrenching a position in the Wytschaete
neighbourhood. In the evening he was sent for to report to his Colonel at
Messines. He arrived there to find the situation growing desperate. The
front north of the village was becoming untenable. He took his squadron
to the old trenches east of Messines which it had occupied two days
before. It was now only 40 men strong—far too few to hold the ground. All
the night of the 30th he was heavily fired on, and the enemy could be
seen moving about on his left flank. He found his Colonel, and showed him
the danger of the position. The most that could be done, however, was to
throw back a trench on the left at a sharp angle to prevent outflanking.

Saturday, 31st October, was the crisis of the battle. It saw the menace
to the Salient itself repelled by one of the most heroic exploits in our
record, but it also saw the end of Messines. The events of that day are
best told in an extract from Francis’s diary.

    “After an anxious night, in which I did not sleep at all, we
    stood to arms, and were ready for the attack which came in due
    course at daybreak. At about five a.m., quite close to us, I
    heard horns blowing and German words of command and cheering,
    and I knew that the Germans had attacked the Indians on our
    right. Basil Blackwood came and told me the Colonel wished me
    to send two troops to support the right at once, and I sent
    Mather Jackson and Sergeant Davids. The latter I consider to
    be one of the bravest men in the British army, and regarded
    him as the backbone of my squadron. I regret to say that was
    the last time I saw him, as during the attack he was badly
    wounded and captured by the Germans. During the night, when I
    felt anxious, he was so calm that I went and consoled myself
    by a talk with him. We discussed the principles of fighting,
    and he said that the principles on which he acted were that if
    you were killed by a shell it was just bad luck, but that in an
    attack he considered himself as good as any German, and it was
    only a question who got the first shot in. He was very quiet
    throughout the night—in fact at one moment I had to do a lot of
    kicking at him to wake him when I thought the position serious.

    “I was now left with two very weak troops—that is, from 15 to
    20 men and a machine gun. Suddenly, about twenty yards to our
    rear at daybreak there was a rush of men from some houses. To
    my utter astonishment they appeared to be Germans. Apparently
    the enemy had done what we thought he would do during the
    night: he had got round my extreme left, and unfortunately,
    instead of attacking me he had attacked the troops on my left,
    who had given way. The Germans were therefore round us at a
    distance of 100 yards. They took a house, ran up to the top
    storeys and fired straight into my trench. Poor Payne-Gallwey,
    who had only joined two nights before and was in action for
    the first time, was shot in the head from behind and killed.
    Reynolds was shot through the head, and several more were
    wounded. I was on the extreme right of the trench when this was
    reported to me. I had decided to hang on when I became aware
    that ‘C’ Squadron, who were in front and could protect my
    front, had received orders to withdraw. At this moment heavy
    fire was directed on our trench, not only from the rear but
    also from the left flank, where the Germans had brought up a
    machine gun. Luckily the bullets went a bit high. I ordered the
    men to retire from the right and crawl out of the trench to the
    houses that were on their right in the brickfield. When I got
    there I met Major Abadie, who said to me, ‘Well, Francis, what
    do you think of the situation?’ I cannot remember exactly what
    I said, but I think I told him that I thought the Germans were
    attacking from front and left, and that I had no trench facing
    that way to meet the attack, the troops on my left having
    gone away. This was the last I saw of him. He looked exactly
    the same as usual and was in the same cheery mood, taking
    everything light-heartedly, as was his custom.

    “I now waited in a ruined house in the rear of the first
    barricade, and am bound to say I felt in a quandary as to what
    to do. I felt very guilty at leaving my trench, but at the same
    time I felt it was useless to hold it.... Suddenly I heard a
    machine gun still firing at the extreme end of our old trench.
    It had been left behind, so I left the squadron at the house
    and went back along the trench until I reached the gun, where I
    found Corporal Seaton with another man in action, the Germans
    being from 20 to 40 yards off. I told him I thought he had
    better retire, and that I would help him out with his gun; but
    he said that as the man with him was wounded, and something
    had gone wrong with the gun, he thought it best to leave it
    behind and completely disable it. He retired along the trench.
    I remained there awhile, firing at Germans with my revolver. My
    firing was not very steady, and although I could see Germans
    lying down quite close I could not take careful aim, as I was
    being shot at from front, flank, and rear. I picked up one or
    two rifles to fire with, but they jammed. I then realized that
    this was no place for the squadron leader, so crawled along the
    trench and rejoined my squadron near the ruined house.

    “Here I received orders to hang on, and was told that ‘C’
    Squadron, under Major Abadie, had been ordered to attack the
    house in our rear with the bayonet. I was again in a dilemma
    what to do, but pulled myself together, hoping I should be
    inspired to do the right thing. The only inspiration I got was
    a sort of feeling within me to go back and hold my trench, so
    I assembled the squadron and told Mather Jackson and Frank
    Crossley that I proposed to reoccupy the trench. They thought
    this might be difficult, as the Germans seemed to have got into
    the end of it. However, feeling that it was the right thing to
    do, and confident that we should get from traverse to traverse
    as quickly as the Germans, and that I could fire in front
    quicker with my revolver than they could with their rifles,
    we went back to the trench and reached the extreme end of it.
    After being there a few moments the officers reported that we
    were being shot at from front and rear. I ordered them to tell
    the odd numbers to fire to the front and the even numbers to
    fire to the rear and to hang on. I went to the extreme left of
    the trench, where I could see the left flank. There I could see
    some Germans running back, but about a thousand yards off one
    or two German companies advancing, covered by skirmishers in
    excellent order. We picked up at least six rifles to fire at
    them, but they all jammed.

    “I again felt uncertain what to do. Our position seemed really
    ridiculous—most of our rifles having jammed, and the Germans
    all round. I sent word back to ‘C’ Squadron to advance as
    quickly as they could against the house, saying we should cover
    their advance from where I was; but they replied that it was
    impossible for them to move. As the only use I could be at this
    time in my trench was to cover the advance of ‘C’ Squadron, I
    decided to leave it again, and assembled the squadron under
    heavy artillery and machine-gun fire near the ruined house.
    I found the Colonel, and told him the situation. He told me
    we were to hold on at all costs. He said that infantry were
    advancing to support us, but could not be up for some time—I
    think he said two o’clock. He told me to hold the small ridge
    facing north, and reinforced me with two troops of the 5th
    Dragoon Guards. I went back, and on the way spoke to Lennie
    Harvey, who was standing with his troop in the road. I also
    passed Raymond Greene. I told Lennie Harvey I had had orders
    to hold the ridge, which I pointed out to him, and told him to
    hold the ridge on my left. This, I believe, is the last that
    was seen of that officer.... We were now being very heavily
    shelled by coal-boxes, and it really seemed as hot as any one
    could wish for. There seemed to be nothing in the air but
    shells, and the bursting of the coal-boxes made a most terrific
    noise. Personally, I had the feeling which I have had before,
    the same as one gets at the start of a steeplechase, when the
    starter says ‘Off.’

    “At this moment a shell pitched right into the middle of my
    squadron and blew it to the winds. Several of the men were very
    badly wounded—especially Corporal Newman, to whom I gave some
    morphia. I myself was hit through the leg, and felt I could
    not move. Luckily for me Mather Jackson and another man took
    hold of me and carried me back. On the way we passed Beale
    Brown and told him what had happened—that the front of the town
    was untenable owing to the shells, and that all that could be
    done was to attack the Germans on our left. I was then carried
    back to the second barricade, where I met Charles Mulholland
    and also General Briggs, to whom I explained the situation.
    Mulholland took me to a house where the 11th Hussars’ doctor
    was, and I was taken down to the cellar, where there were a
    lot of wounded. After I had had some rum and my wound dressed
    I was sent through the town to an ambulance, which took me to
    Bailleul.

    “On arrival at Bailleul a terrible fire suddenly opened in the
    streets, which was very alarming to us caged in the ambulance.
    Luckily it proved only to be firing at an aeroplane. We were
    taken to a convent, and my stretcher was put down, curiously
    enough, alongside Basil Blackwood and Jack Wodehouse. Basil
    Blackwood and I, I have since heard, were the only two to
    escape that day from Messines.”

Francis’s second wound was a serious one in the thigh. He was sent to
Dublin, and complained that after a journey of two nights he was farther
from England than when he started. “I am in a home,” he told his uncle;
“very comfortable, indeed, in a room with two others. The nurses are
quite splendid. The surgeon has done our dressings much better than
anything before and made us all comfortable. In addition to this every
one in Ireland has been to see us. Our room is so thick with flowers it
is hard to breathe. Ivor Wimborne has fitted us all out with glorious
pillows, razors, brushes, etc. I could not possibly be more comfortable
or in better hands.”

On the 17th he read in the _Gazette_ the news of his Victoria Cross. “I
have been through so much since June,” he wrote to his uncle, “that what
would and should have made me yell with joy nearly causes tears. It gave
me no great feeling of having achieved anything. I feel that I know so
many who have done and are doing so much more than I have been able to
do for England. I also feel very strongly that any honour belongs to my
regiment and not to me. They have paid the toll, and will go on paying
until the road is clear.... My dear uncle, without the help of Providence
how futile our efforts are; but with it even humbugs like myself can
masquerade as brave. It will be a lifelong pleasure and honour to your
nephew to know that you, one of the greatest soldiers of our time, who
have done so much for our name and have been so kind to Rivy and me,
should have lived to see this day. Indeed, the greatest joy of all is
that it will please you.”

For five months he remained in England, and the first three were, I
think, the hardest trial of his life. He was slow to get well, and
limped about London with a thin face and haggard eyes, looking like a
man searching for something which he could not find. Now he realized
what his brother’s death meant to him. The alliance of thirty years was
broken for ever, and he had lost half of himself. His looks at that time
used to frighten me: he had the air which in Scotland we call “fey,” as
if the “waft of death” had gone out against him. He forced himself to be
cheerful, but his gaiety was feverish and his old alacrity had died. I
remember that he tried to interest himself in the general conduct of the
war and would argue eagerly for a little—and then suddenly fall silent.
For things more poignant than tactics and strategy crowded his mind. He
never doubted our ultimate victory, but meantime Rivy was dead and every
day his friends were dying, and it seemed as if the price of victory
would be the loss of all that he had loved.

He was miserable, too, at being away from his regiment and his squadron.
No man who has not served in a unit in the field can understand the
intimate ties which bind together its members. It is so small and so
forlorn—a little clan islanded amid great seas of pain and death. The
regimental tradition becomes a living thing like a personal memory. Old
comradeships in sport and play and the easy friendliness of peace-time
are transformed into something closer even than friendship. Every
communal success becomes an individual triumph, every loss an individual
sorrow. More than most regular officers Francis had this aching affection
for his regiment—the devotion of “a lover or a child.” At Christmas he
sent this message to his squadron:—

    “I wish you all the very best of luck and good wishes for
    Christmas and the New Year. I am always thinking of you, and
    hope very soon to return. Sir John French said the regiment
    had exceeded the greatest traditions of the army, and in this
    ‘B’ Squadron has played the leading part. You were the first
    squadron of the regiment in action at the beginning on 24th
    August, and have since always given the lead. Remember the
    brave that have fallen, and be determined to serve England as
    faithfully as they.

    “You have all my very, very best wishes and thoughts. God bless
    you and keep you, and help you to remain the finest squadron in
    the world—the only squadron that has got for itself already a
    D.C.M., a Legion d’Honneur, a commission, and a V.C., for what
    is won by the leaders belongs to the men. God bless you all.”

Slowly, very slowly, his wound mended, and he began to look more steadily
upon the world. Old friends, such as Mrs. Asquith and Lord Hugh Cecil,
did much to restore his balance; and when he went to spend Christmas
with his brother Arthur, who was training with the Bucks Yeomanry in
Norfolk, he was beginning to be himself again. In January 1915 he took
up shooting, for which he had never greatly cared, and discovered that
on occasion he could be a brilliant shot. Then he advanced to hunting
at Oakham on Harry Whitney’s horses, and in March he reported to his
uncle that he was “a fighting man once more.” “It is glorious to feel
strong and well, but I am bound to say the stronger and better I get the
more I seem to realize what it means to have lost Rivy.” And he adds a
characteristic note: “I am glad to say my nerve has gone—in the right
direction. Fences are not as frightening as bullets. It is a joke to be
afraid of things that are there to shelter cattle and not to kill you.”
He had been suffering from too clear a perspective, seeing human effort
too constantly against the cold background of eternity. Now he could
look upon life in partitions, and accept the kindly conventions which
humanity has devised to shelter it from the outer winds. Therefore, as he
put it, he became “keen” again; for keenness means that the mind is fixed
on the various _stadia_ of the game of life, and not on the horizon.

When he was passed fit for foreign service he made a new will, appointing
the late Lord Grey and myself his executors and trustees. His affairs
were very complicated, and it was by no means certain that he had much
or anything to leave; but with characteristic optimism he made elaborate
dispositions among various members of his family. He left his medals to
his regiment, “to whom the honour of my gaining the Victoria Cross was
entirely due, thanks to its splendid discipline and traditions.” I quote
the last two clauses.

    “I wish to express my regret that my financial position does
    not permit me to leave anything to the children of my uncle,
    Francis, Lord Grenfell, as I had hoped to do, but I should
    like to express to him my deep gratitude for his kindness to
    me during my lifetime. Ever since the day when he decided that
    I should go into the army at his expense I have endeavoured
    to base my career on his example. He has, since the death of
    my father, done everything that a father could do for me. I
    should also like to thank all my brothers and sisters for their
    kindness, generosity, and hospitality to me. No junior member
    of a family could have been blessed with more happy relations.

    “I should like everything possible done at all times for mine
    and Rivy’s friends, notably the Hon. Mrs. Arthur Crichton,
    Mrs. Duggan, the Countess of Erne, the Countess of Dudley,
    Lord Francis Scott, Lord Grey, the Hon. Angus McDonnell,
    Mr. and Mrs. Waldorf Astor, Mrs. Brooks, the officers of my
    regiment, including Brig.-General Campbell (who has stood by
    me in peace and war on every single occasion), Mr. and Mrs.
    Strawbridge, Captain Clowes, the Earl of Rocksavage, and the
    many others who have on all occasions stood by me and to whom
    I am deeply grateful. My special thanks are due to the Duke of
    Westminster for his great generosity and kindness to me on many
    occasions. No man ever had a better friend. I owe a great deal
    of gratitude to my servants, who have served both my brother
    and myself most loyally for a long time. Without making any
    legal obligations, I would like my family to do what they can
    to assist the Invalid Children’s Aid Association, as my brother
    Rivy asked me.”

On 7th April he gave a farewell dinner at Claridge’s. It is an occasion
I can never forget, for it was the last time I saw him, and it seemed to
me that he had recovered and more than recovered all his old ardour and
youthfulness. The party were his brother Arthur, Lord Grenfell, Reggie
Barnes, Mr. Arthur Balfour, Mr. Winston Churchill, Mr. Andrew Weir (now
Lord Inverforth), and myself. It was on that occasion, I remember, that
Mr. Churchill first expounded his views about those instruments of war
which were to develop into the Tanks. The discussion roamed over the
whole field of military and naval policy, and I have rarely heard better
talk. Some of the best of it came from Francis, and I realized how
immensely his mind had ripened and broadened in the past months. I began
to think that if he were spared he would be not merely a gallant leader
of troops but a great soldier.

Francis rejoined his regiment on Wednesday, 21st April. He found the 9th
Lancers in billets at Meteren, where they had been training on and off
for several months. “I must say,” he wrote, “I am mighty glad to get back
here, for this life is made for me.... I find pals everywhere. I somehow
never seem to go anywhere out here without finding friends.” Next evening
orders suddenly came to saddle up and support the French north-east of
Ypres. In the April twilight a strange green vapour had appeared, moving
over the French trenches. It was the first German gas attack, and with it
the Second Battle of Ypres began.

The 1st Cavalry Division marched through Poperinghe to the canal, and for
two days supported the French on the extreme left of the battlefield. The
Ninth were lucky enough to have no casualties, and on the Sunday they
returned to their quarters at Meteren. A week later, on 2nd May, when the
second great German attack was delivered, they were moved into reserve
behind the Salient. On the 6th they were in Ypres itself, and on the 7th
they were back in Meteren, under the impression that their share in the
fight was over.

Those who remember the Salient only in the last years of the campaign,
when it had become a sodden and corrugated brickyard, can scarcely
conceive what the place was like during the throes of the Second Battle.
The city of Ypres was dying, but not yet dead, and its solemn towers
still stood, mute protestants against the outrage of war. To the east of
it the meadows were still lush and green, and every hedgerow and garden
bright with lilac, laburnum, and guelder-rose. It was a place of terror,
but also a place of blossom. The sickly smell of gas struggled with the
scent of hawthorn; great riven limbs of flowering chestnuts lay athwart
the roads; the cuckoo called continually from the thickets. The horror of
war seemed increased a thousandfold when shells burst among flowers, and
men died in torture amid the sounds and odours of spring.

On 3rd May the British line had been shortened, and on the 12th it
was possible to relieve the 28th Division, which had been fighting
continuously for twenty days. Its place was taken by a cavalry
detachment—the 1st and 3rd Cavalry Divisions under De Lisle. Their front
ran from the Frezenberg ridge southward across the Roulers railway to the
Bellewaarde Lake north of Hooge. Francis, who had been uneasy waiting
behind the line, welcomed the change. “Here we are,” he had written,
“sitting peacefully behind like the next man to go in to a fast bowler.
You don’t want to go in, and yet you would like to be knocking about
the bowling.” His brigade took up position in the front line late on
the evening of the 12th. The trenches had been much damaged, and it was
necessary to reconstruct the parapets and traverses.

Thursday, 13th May, a day of biting north winds and drenching rains, saw
one of the severest actions of the battle. The German bombardment began
at three a.m., and in half an hour parapets were blown to pieces, and
the whole front was a morass of blood and mire. The heaviest blow fell
on the 3rd Cavalry Division south of the Roulers railway, but the 1st
Division did not escape. Its two brigades in line, the 1st and 2nd, were
able to maintain their ground, but it was by the skin of their teeth.
The 9th Lancers’ front was held by “C” Squadron, under Captain Graham,
on the left, and “B” Squadron, under Francis, on the right. On the left
were the 18th Hussars, whose trenches were utterly blown to pieces. A
gap presently appeared there, but the advancing enemy was stopped by
machine-gun fire from a fortified post which Captain Graham managed to
create in the nick of time. All day the battle lasted, and by the evening
the right of the cavalry front towards the Bellewaarde Lake sagged
backward. During the early night the bombardment revived, and it was the
turn of “B” squadron to have their right flank exposed. The situation,
however, was saved by the opportune arrival of the 11th Hussars. At one
a.m. on the morning of the 14th the Ninth were relieved, and went back to
water-logged trenches in front of Ypres, whence late that evening they
were withdrawn to Vlamertinghe. They had lost 17 killed and 65 wounded,
and “B” Squadron 16 killed and 30 wounded, including all troop leaders
and sergeants.

Francis’s part in the great fight is only hinted at in his diary. “The
most fearful bombardment lasted for fifteen hours. It is wonderful how
one escapes. These cursed coal-boxes burst all down the trench, but often
missed us, often only by two or three yards, but that makes all the
difference. Whatever is in store for the future, I shall never be nearer
death than I was on the 13th. The spirit of the men was simply splendid.
No one dreamed of retiring, and when some Huns began advancing there was
a cheer of ‘Hurrah! at last we shall get our own back!’ Unfortunately one
of our own shells pitched near them, and they ran like hares. Oh, dear!
What a lot of friends I have lost.” He mentions casually that during
the whole battle he “felt keen and never lost confidence.” Indeed he
seems to have behaved throughout as if he were having a good day in the
Shires. Francis in war had much of Lord Falkland’s quality, as recorded
by Clarendon. “_He a courage of the most cleere and keene temper, and
soe farre from feare that he was not without appetite of daunger, and
therfore upon any occasyon of action he alwayess engaged his person in
those troopes which he thought by the forwardnesse of the Commanders to
be most like to be farthest engaged, and in all such encounters he had
aboute him a strange cheerefulnesse and companiablenesse._” These last
words are most apt to his case. During the 13th, when generals and staffs
were in utter perplexity as to where the line stood, and were receiving
scarcely varying messages of disaster, the report which Francis sent
back to General Greenly was a welcome relief. He concluded thus: “What a
bloody day! Hounds are fairly running!”

On the 16th General De Lisle addressed the regiment. “I have to
congratulate your squadron as usual,” he told Francis. “I hope you will
tell the men how very grateful and proud I am of the way they helped me
to hold the line.” The Ninth were given two days’ rest, and on 18th
May moved again into the Salient. There they remained in support till
the night of Sunday the 23rd, when they took over the front line from
the 15th and 19th Hussars at Hooge. Colonel Beale-Browne had under his
command, in addition to the Ninth, 400 of the Yorkshire Regiment and 120
of the Durham Light Infantry. His front was divided into two sections—the
right being held by “A” Squadron under Captain Noel Edwards, with 120
Yorkshires and 120 Durhams; the left by “B” Squadron under Francis,
with the two regimental machine guns and about 200 Yorkshires. “C”
Squadron, under Rex Benson, was in support. Raymond Greene, acting as
second-in-command, was in general charge of the left section.

On the morning of Sunday the 23rd Francis, along with his Colonel,
attended early Communion. I have said little of that religion which was
so strong a feature of his character, for it was of the simple and vital
type which is revealed more in deeds than in phrases. He was never at
ease in Sion, and shunned the professions of facile piety. But he did
not lose his childlike trust in God, and drew strong and abiding comfort
from a creed which was as forthright and unquestioning as a mediæval
crusader’s. He and Rivy during their brief campaign together read the
121st Psalm every morning. Francis never went into a match, much less
a battle, without prayer. For men like Bishop Furse he had a profound
regard, and whenever he got the chance would bring him to talk to his
squadron. His Colonel, who knew him in those last hours when men’s hearts
are bared, has borne witness how much his religion meant to him.

The dawn of Monday, 24th May, promised a perfect summer day with
cloudless skies and a light north-easterly breeze. About three a.m.
the cavalry in the trenches saw a thick yellow haze, thirty feet high,
rolling down from the ridge a hundred yards before them, and the air was
filled with a curious pungent smell. They had had no previous experience
of gas, and in twenty seconds the cloud was upon them. Then came the
German guns, making a barrage behind to keep back reinforcements. Though
our respirators at the time were elementary the cavalry managed to
weather the gas, and held their ground through the seventeen long hours
of daylight that followed. It was the last phase of the battle, and the
German assault broke for good on that splendid steadfastness.

But a high price was paid for victory. In the small hours of the 25th
a little party of some forty men stumbled in the half light along the
Menin road, through the crumbling streets of Ypres, and out into the
open country towards Vlamertinghe. Those who passed them saw figures
like spectres, clothes caked with dirt, faces yellow from the poison
gas. They were all that remained of the 9th Lancers. Their Brigadier,
General Mullens, met them on the road, but dared not trust himself to
speak to them. “Tell them,” he told the Colonel, “that no words of mine
can express my reverence for the Ninth.” Next day General Byng, who
commanded the Cavalry Corps, visited the remnant. “Put anything in orders
you like,” he said. “Nothing you can say will be adequate to my feelings
for the old Ninth. Of course I knew you would stick it, but that doesn’t
lessen my unbounded admiration of you all.”

With them they brought the body of Francis Grenfell. When the attack
opened and the infantry on the left fell back, he was busy converting
a communication trench into a fire trench, and shouting out in his old
cheery way, “Who’s afraid of a few dashed Huns?” He stood on rising
ground behind the trench when he was shot through the back. He managed
to send a message to his squadron, the true testament of the regimental
officer: “Tell them I died happy, loving them all.” Then he who had once
lived cheerfully in the sun, but for months had been among the fogs and
shadows, went back to the sunlight.

He was buried in the churchyard of Vlamertinghe, and beside him was laid
Sergeant Hussey, one of the most gallant N.C.O.’s in the Ninth. Some one
said at the graveside, “How happy old Hussey would have been to know he
died with Francis.”

I have quoted already from Clarendon’s character of Falkland, and if it
be permitted to construe knowledge in terms not of academic learning but
of self-understanding and self-mastery, the closing words of the tribute
to the young Marcellus of the Civil War may be Francis’s epitaph: “_Thus
fell that incomparable younge man in the fowre-and-thirtieth yeere of his
Age, havinge so much dispatched the businesse of life that the oldest
rarely attayne to that immense knowledge, and the youngest enter not into
the world with more innocence. Whosoever leads such a life neede not care
upon how shorte a warninge it be taken from him._”




FOOTNOTES.


[1] At the Battle of Omdurman.

[2] Now General Lord Rawlinson.

[3] It turned out afterwards that this grey had at some time or other had
its jaw broken on both sides, with the result that it got the bit against
the jaw bone and could not feel it.

[4] Major-General Sir David Campbell, who commanded the 21st Division in
the Great War.

[5] Mr. Pierpont Morgan, the younger.

[6] Rear-Admiral Hon. H. L. A. Hood, who went down in the _Invincible_ at
the Battle of Jutland.

[7] General Mahon had won the Kadir Cup in 1888.

[8] Now Major-General Sir R. Barnes; commanded the West Lancs
(Territorial) Division in France.

[9] Brigadier-General Philip Howell was killed in Aveluy Wood during the
Battle of the Somme.

[10] Now Lord Birkenhead, Lord Chancellor of England.

[11] He sold them most profitably. Mr. August Belmont, for example,
bought “Cinderella” for £500.

[12] Younger brother of Lord Grey of Fallodon.

[13] England challenged America the following year (1911), when the team
consisted of Hardress Lloyd, Noel Edwards, Bertie Wilson, and Leslie
Cheape, the last three of whom fell in the Great War. It failed, after a
most brilliant effort, to defeat the American team, which was composed of
the Waterburys, Mr. Whitney, and Mr. Milburn. In 1914 a team organized by
Lord Wimborne, composed of F. W. Barrett, Leslie Cheape, Vivian Lockett,
and H. A. Tomkinson, recovered the cup for England.

[14] Now Brig.-General Maitland, C.M.G., D.S.O.




INDEX.


  Abadie, Major, 218, 219.

  Alba, Duke of, 161, 162, 163.

  Alexander, Major G. H., 195, 196, 197.

  Alfonso, His Majesty King, xix, 74, 161, 162, 163, 164, 179, 208.

  Allenby, General Lord, 202, 212, 215.

  American Polo Team, The, 138, 139, 140-144.

  Ascot, 28.

  Ashby St. Ledgers, 75.

  Asquith, Mr. H. H., 35, 74, 78-79, 121;
    Mrs., 74, 78-79, 113, 121, 201, 224;
    Miss Violet (Lady Bonham-Carter), 78;
    Raymond, 46, 73.

  Astor, Waldorf (Lord Astor), 16, 28, 41, 58, 136, 226.

  Audregnies, 193, 202.


  Baden-Powell, Sir Robert, 99.

  Balfour, Mr. Arthur, 38, 39, 75, 80, 226.

  Baring, Hon. Windham, 23, 121.

  Barnes, Major-General Sir Reginald, 68, 69, 92, 226.

  Beale-Browne, Colonel, xx, 232.

  Beatty, Admiral Lord, 124.

  Bell, Sir Hugh, 124.

  Benson, Mr. Arthur, 10.

  Benson, Captain Rex, 232.

  Beresford, Lord Marcus, 132.

  Bingham, Major-General Hon. Sir Cecil, 123.

  Birkenhead, Lord. See _Smith, F. E._

  Blackwood, Lord Basil, 217, 220;
    Lord Frederick (Marquis of Dufferin), 66, 69, 86.

  Blagdon, 122.

  Blood, General Sir Bindon, 96;
    Lady, 86.

  Bonbright, Mr., 40, 93, 132.

  Books read by the Twins:
    Huxley’s _Science and Education_, 29;
    Rose’s _Napoleon_, 35;
    Macaulay’s _Essays_, 35,
      _Life_, 36, 73, 94;
    Lecky’s _Map of Life_, 35,
      _History_, 57;
    Bacon’s _Essays_, 35, 73;
    Rosebery’s _The Last Phase_, 36;
    Shakespeare’s _Plays_, 36, 73, 96,
      _Venus and Adonis_, 72;
    Moltke’s _Life_, 36;
    _Pickwick Papers_, 36, 94, 158;
    _Oliver Twist_, 73;
    _David Copperfield_, 120;
    _Alice in Wonderland_, 39;
    _Creevey Papers_, 46;
    _Burke_, 72;
    Morley’s _Burke_, 57, 73,
      _Life of Gladstone_, 73, 91, 133;
    Butler’s _Sermons_, 57;
    _Vanity Fair_, 72, 73, 158;
    Pope’s _Iliad_, 72, 73,
      _Odyssey_, 91;
    _Grenville Papers_, 73;
    Townsend’s _Europe and Asia_, 73;
    _Childe Harold_, 73;
    Disraeli’s _Lord George Bentinck_, 91;
    Quintilian’s _Education of an Orator_, 91;
    _Mlle. de Maupin_, 94;
    _The Jungle_, 94;
    Boswell’s _Life of Johnson_, 94;
    Walpole’s _Letters_, 94, 96;
    Plato’s _Republic_, 96;
    Denison’s _History of Cavalry_, 95;
    Prescott’s _Conquest of Mexico_, 100;
    _Kim_, 100;
    _Paradise Lost_, 100;
    Queen Victoria’s _Letters_, 133, 134;
    _Jack Sheppard_, 134;
    Bryce’s _American Commonwealth_, 145;
    Henderson’s _Stonewall Jackson_, 158;
    _Jorrocks_, 158;
    _Les Misérables_, 158;
    _Life of Nelson_, 158.

  Brassey, Leonard, 95.

  Broken Hill, 149.

  Brooke, Victor, 69, 85.

  Buckhurst, 74.

  Bucks Hussars, The, 64, 187, 224.

  Bülow, Count von, 170.

  Bulteel, Miss, 13;
    Mrs. Lionel, see _Grenfell, Juanita_.

  Burnham, Lord, xiii, 86.

  Butler’s Court, 134.

  Byng, General Lord, 234.


  Cairo, 23.

  Campbell, Major-General Sir David, 42, 84, 202, 203, 204, 209, 226.

  Campbell-Bannerman, Sir Henry, 29, 46.

  Cecil, Lord Hugh, 48, 57, 70, 71, 75, 76, 78, 79, 80, 99, 106, 126,
        224;
    Lord Robert, 49.

  Chamberlain, Mr. Austen, 80, 169;
    Joseph, 23, 47, 71.

  Charter Trust, The, 28, 55, 56.

  Cholmondeley, Lord, 107, 108.

  Churchill, Mr. Winston, 48, 76, 161, 174, 176, 214, 226.

  Cliveden, 28, 136.

  Compton, Lord Douglas, 86.

  Cooch Behar, 58, 63.

  Crawley, Eustace, 59.

  Cromer, Lord, 23, 120, 121.

  Curzon, Lord, 54, 69, 121.


  Dalmeny, Lord, 29, 49, 74, 84.

  Davids, Sergeant, 217.

  Dawnay, Hugh, 199.

  Dawkins, Sir Clinton, 50, 56, 76.

  De Lisle, Lieutenant-General Sir B., 116, 194, 198, 201, 202, 210,
        228, 231.

  Desborough, Lord, 3.

  Disraeli, 8, 133.

  Dragoon Guards, The 4th, 110, 194, 195, 204, 212.

  Dudley, Lord, 34;
    Lady, 226.

  Dufferin, Lord. See _Blackwood, Lord Frederick_.

  Du Pre, George, 8.

  Durnford, Mr. Walter, 10, 14, 15.


  Eaton Hall, 72, 75, 81, 106, 133.

  Edward VII., His Majesty King, 30-31, 74.

  Edwards, Noel, 144, 232.

  Elliot, Lady Eileen (Lady Francis Scott), 86, 97;
    Lady Ruby (Lady Cromer), 97;
    Lady Violet (Lady V. Astor), 97.

  Eton, x-xi, 10-16, 18, 35, 44, 53, 55, 66, 102, 145;
    Eton Beagles, 10;
    Eton Eleven, 11.


  Farquhar, Lord, 30.

  Fergusson, Lieutenant-General Sir Charles, 194, 200.

  Fitzmaurice, Lord Charles, 60.

  Fripp, Sir Alfred, 115, 135.

  Furse, Bishop, 233.

  Fürstenstein, 170.


  Gaekwar of Baroda, The, 21.

  George V., His Majesty King, xiv-xvii, xix, 201.

  Germany, 111, 116, 117, 169-177;
    the Crown Prince of, 162;
    the Empress-Dowager of, 14.

  Glamis Castle, 167-168.

  Gordon-Lennox, Lord Esmé, 16.

  Gough, General Sir Hubert, 116, 202.

  Graham, Captain, 229;
    Lord Malise, 123.

  Grand Military, The, 42, 92, 119, 131, 132, 138.

  Grand National, The, 42, 51, 60, 119, 128, 129, 131, 132, 138, 152.

  Greene, Lieutenant-Colonel Raymond, 220, 232.

  Greenly, Major-General W. H., 231.

  Grenfell, Aline, Lady, 134, 164;
    Arthur, 3, 14, 28, 37, 51, 56, 64, 99, 100, 101, 104, 106, 153,
        164, 178, 180, 181, 182, 224, 226;
    Cecil, 17, 51, 70, 92, 104, 157;
    Claude, 3;
    Dolores, 39.
    Field-Marshal Francis, Lord, 3, 16, 17, 23, 24, 70, 75, 84,
        120, 134, 139, 143, 188, 200, 221, 225, 226.
    Francis Octavius, birth, 2;
      childhood, 5-9;
      at Temple Grove School, 9-10;
      at Eton, 10-16;
      Master of Beagles, 10;
      Eton Eleven, 11;
      joins Seaforth Militia, 18;
      in Cape Colony, 20-21;
      at Loch Carron, 22;
      in Egypt, 23;
      joins 60th Rifles, 23;
      with Lord Grenfell at Malta, 23-24;
      at Harrismith, 25-28, 33, 34;
      with column in W. Transvaal, 31-32;
      with 60th in India, 41-46, 50-52, 58-65;
      wins Hog-hunter’s Cup, 63;
      joins 9th Lancers, 65;
      at special manœuvres, 84-85;
      visit to frontier, 87-88;
      in Kashmir, 89;
      stays with the Mintos, 96-98;
      goes to Potchefstroom, 98;
      return to England, 101;
      at Cavalry School, Netheravon, 104;
      life in South Africa, 108-111, 115-120, 105-133;
      big-game hunting, 148-150;
      in America, 158-161;
      visit to King Alfonso, 161-163;
      at French manœuvres, 164-167;
      in Germany, 169-177;
      at German manœuvres, 175-176;
      goes to Tidworth, 178;
      to the front with 9th Lancers, 189;
      wins V.C., 194-198;
      return to Flanders, 209;
      in action at Messines, 215-220;
      invalided home, 223-225;
      his will, 225-226;
      his farewell dinner, 236;
      return to front, 227;
      his part in Second Battle of Ypres, 229-234;
      his death, 234-235.
    Harold, 3, 14, 21, 31, 32, 51, 70;
    Admiral Sir Harry, 4, 5;
    Admiral John, 3;
    John, 21, 56, 118, 120;
    Julian, 3, 4;
    Juanita (Mrs. Lionel Bulteel), 99, 124;
    Pascoe, x, 3;
    Pascoe Du Pre, 2, 3, 4, 5, 16, 17.
    Riversdale Nonus, birth, 2;
      childhood, 5-9;
      at Temple Grove, 9-10;
      Eton, 10-16;
      whip of Eton Beagles, 10;
      clerk in Bank of England, 19;
      at Malta, 24;
      in Charter Trust, 28;
      at Terling, 38;
      in America, 40-41;
      in South Africa, 54-56;
      at Hatfield, 57-58;
      visit to India, 59-64;
      wins Kadir Cup, 61-63;
      first attempt at public speaking, 77;
      visit to Hatfield, 78-80;
      in 1906 election, 82-84;
      joins Bonbrights, 93;
      in South Africa, 99;
      in Mexico and Canada, 99-101;
      character compared with Francis, 102-103;
      plays polo for England against Ireland, 105-106;
      bad accident, 111-115;
      at 1908 manœuvres, 122-124;
      operated on for appendicitis, 134-136;
      in Holland, 139-140;
      visit of American polo team, 140-144;
      in America, 144-147;
      joins his brother Arthur’s firm, 153;
      with Old Etonian team in America, 158-160;
      visit to King Alfonso, 161-163;
      at Glamis, 167-168;
      ballooning, 177;
      in Canada, 178;
      goes to front with 9th Lancers, 187;
      last sight of Francis, 198;
      galloper for De Lisle, 201-203;
      in retreat from Mons, 203-204;
      at First Battle of the Aisne, 204-205;
      his death, 205-206.
    Robert, x, 3, 14, 17;
    Admiral Sidney, 3;
    Sofia, 2, 6, 9, 16, 17;
    Lady Victoria, 99, 100, 101.

  Grenville, Sir Richard, 2, 132.

  Grey, Lord (Albert), 28, 98, 100, 208, 225;
    Charles, 149;
    Lady Sibyl, 74.

  Grosvenor, Lady Helen (Lady Helen Seymour), 163;
    Lord Hugh, 123, 158, 159.

  Guest, Hon. Frederick, 31;
    Henry, 59, 60;
    Ivor, see _Wimborne, Lord_.


  Haig, Field-Marshal Lord, 50, 61, 84.

  Haldane, Lord, 38, 79, 134.

  Halle, Professor von, 47.

  Harrismith, 25, 26, 27, 33, 34, 36.

  Hatchlands, 2, 5, 6.

  Hatfield, 57, 78-79, 99, 113, 114, 124.

  Hog-hunter’s Cup, The, 62-63.

  Hood, Rear-Admiral H. L. A., 58.

  Howell, Brigadier-General Philip, 87.

  Howick, 106.

  Humbert, M., 167.

  Hurlingham, 64, 95, 104, 114, 177.

  Hussars, The 4th, 99;
    the 11th, 230;
    the 14th, 26;
    the 15th, 232;
    the 18th, 193, 202, 204, 229;
    the 19th, 232.

  Hussey, Sergeant, 235.

  Hythe Musketry School, 235.


  Invalid Children’s Aid Association, The, 168, 226.


  Joffre, Marshal, 167.

  Johannesburg, 32, 117, 118.


  Kadir Cup, The, 60-63, 161, 208.

  Kafue Flats, The, 148, 149.

  Kitchener, Lord, 37, 38, 52, 58, 68, 69, 84, 85, 90.


  Lancers, The 9th, 43, 45, 50, 65, 69, 88, 90, 99, 156, 179, 180, 187,
        188, 190-198, 199, 204, 205, 209-220, 223, 227, 228-235;
    the 16th, 162, 179;
    the 17th, 41.

  Lawley, Hon. Sir Arthur, 178.

  Lloyd, Brigadier-General Hardress, 144, 160.

  Loangwa River, The, 149.

  Loch Carron, 18, 22, 66.

  Long, Mr. Walter, 128.

  Longman, Lieutenant-Colonel H. K., 11, 47.

  Lucas-Tooth, Captain, 195, 197.


  McDonnell, Hon. Angus, 135, 226.

  McKenna, Mr. Reginald, 121.

  Mackinder, Sir H. J., 47.

  Maguire, Dr. Miller, 73.

  Mahon, Lieutenant-General Sir B., 61, 62.

  Maitland, Brigadier-General, 177.

  Malcolm, Mr. D. O., 110.

  Manœuvres, British, 122;
    French, 164-167;
    German, 175-176.

  Marling, Colonel P. S., 186.

  Maxwell, General Sir John, 70.

  Melton, 12, 23, 24, 27, 31.

  Messina, 54, 118.

  Messines, 214-220.

  Methuen, Field-Marshal Lord, 31, 110, 130.

  Metzsch, Baron, 176.

  Mexico, 99, 100, 168-169.

  Midleton, Lord (Mr. St. John Brodrick), 49, 79.

  Milburn, Mr. Devereux, 144, 160 _n._

  Miller, Lieutenant-Colonel E. D., 114, 157.

  Milner, Lord, 38, 70, 76, 91.

  Minto, Lord, 69, 85, 96, 97;
    Lady, 97, 98.

  Moedwil, 32.

  Moratalla, 161.

  Morgan, Mr. J. Pierpont (senior), 147;
    (junior), 48, 124, 145.

  Mullens, Major-General R. L., 234.

  Murray, of Loch Carron, Alasdair, 18;
    Mr. Charles, xxi;
    Lady Anne, 22;
    Miss Sybil (Hon. Mrs. C. Willoughby), 22, 26.


  Netheravon, 92, 104.

  North Mimms, 125.

  Nuneham, 121.


  Oakham, 224.

  Overstone, 200.


  Palmer, Lady Mabel (Lady Grey), 48, 57.

  Paris, 37, 47.

  Phipps, Mr. Paul, 16, 74.

  Pless, Princess, 31, 170.

  Polesden Lacey, 76.

  Politics, The Twins in, 71, 76-77, 81, 82-84, 115, 138, 155-156.

  Polo matches, 65, 92, 104-106, 112, 114, 156-159, 162-163.

  Ponies:
    “Kitty,” 7, 8;
    “Snipe,” 51;
    “Barmaid,” 59, 61, 62;
    “Cocos,” 61, 63;
    “Recluse,” 62;
    “Despair,” 111;
    “Sweetbriar,” 113, 137;
    “Cinderella,” 115, 140, 142, 143.


  Ranelagh, 37, 104, 105.

  Rawlinson, General Lord, 25, 42, 48, 64, 85, 89.

  Rayleigh, Lord, 38, 39.

  Repington, Colonel, 127.

  Rhodes, Colonel Frank, 12.

  Rhodesia, 55.

  Ribblesdale, Lord, 38.

  Ricardo, Wilfred, 82.

  Ridley, Lord, 122.

  Roberts, Lord, 201.

  Rocksavage, Lord, 158, 159, 226.

  Roehampton, 37, 64, 104, 164, 180.

  Rosebery, Lord, 29, 47, 49.

  Roxburghe, Duke of, 104, 114.


  Salisbury, Lord, 48, 49, 58.

  Santonia, Duke of, 161.

  Scots Greys, The, 122.

  Scott, Lord Francis, 16, 26, 35, 85, 86, 96, 97, 226.

  Seaforth Militia, The, 18, 23.

  Seaton, Corporal, 218.

  Selborne, Lord, 110, 128;
    Lady, 126.

  Smith, Mr. F. E. (Lord Birkenhead), 91.

  Somerset, Duke of, 21.

  Spencer, Lord, 124.

  Stonewall Jackson, 48, 160.

  Stuart-Wortley, Jack, 31.

  Sutherland, Millicent, Duchess of, 134.


  Temple Grove, 9.

  Terling, 38, 46.

  Thulin, 192, 193.

  Tibet Expedition, The, 43.

  Tidworth, 178, 179, 180, 187.


  Viana, Marquis of, 161.

  Virginia, 160.


  Wake, Sir Hereward, 34.

  Warre, Dr., 13.

  Webb, Mrs. Sidney, 48.

  Weir, Mr. Andrew (Lord Inverforth), 226.

  West, Mrs. Cornwallis, 72.

  Westminster, Duke of (“Bend Or”), 75, 81, 106, 107, 108, 119, 180,
        188, 198, 199, 226;
    Duchess of, 123, 163.

  Westonbirt, 28.

  White, Miss Muriel, 121.

  Whitelaw Reid, Miss (Hon. Mrs. John Ward), 74.

  Whitney, Mr. Harry, 147, 160 _n._, 224.

  Willoughby, Lieutenant-Colonel Hon. Claude, xx, 66.

  Wilson, Captain H., 105, 106, 144, 160.

  Wilton Park, 8, 11, 29.

  Wimborne, Lord (Ivor Guest), 75, 76, 160 _n._, 221;
    Lady, 113.

  Wodehouse, Lord, 158, 220.

  Wyndham, George, 75;
    Hon. Hugh, 129;
    Mrs. (Miss Maud Lyttelton), 38, 57.


  Ypres, First Battle of, 210-220;
    Second, 227-235.


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