Household words, No. 5, April 27, 1850

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     “_Familiar in their Mouths as HOUSEHOLD WORDS._”—SHAKESPEARE.




                            HOUSEHOLD WORDS.
                            A WEEKLY JOURNAL


                     CONDUCTED BY CHARLES DICKENS.


      N^{o.} 5.]      SATURDAY, APRIL 27, 1850.      [PRICE 2_d._




                             PET PRISONERS


The system of separate confinement first experimented on in England at
the model prison, Pentonville, London, and now spreading through the
country, appears to us to require a little calm consideration and
reflection on the part of the public. We purpose, in this paper, to
suggest what we consider some grave objections to this System.

We shall do this temperately, and without considering it necessary to
regard every one from whom we differ, as a scoundrel, actuated by base
motives, to whom the most unprincipled conduct may be recklessly
attributed. Our faith in most questions where the good men are
represented to be all _pro_, and the bad men to be all _con_, is very
small. There is a hot class of riders of hobby-horses in the field, in
this century, who think they do nothing unless they make a steeple-chase
of their object; throw a vast quantity of mud about, and spurn every
sort of decent restraint and reasonable consideration under their
horses’ heels. This question has not escaped such championship. It has
its steeple-chase riders, who hold the dangerous principle that the end
justifies any means, and to whom no means, truth and fair-dealing
usually excepted, come amiss.

Considering the separate system of imprisonment, here, solely in
reference to England, we discard, for the purpose of this discussion,
the objection founded on its extreme severity, which would immediately
arise if we were considering it with any reference to the State of
Pennsylvania in America. For whereas in that State it may be inflicted
for a dozen years, the idea is quite abandoned at home of extending it
usually, beyond a dozen months, or in any case beyond eighteen months.
Besides which, the school and the chapel afford periods of comparative
relief here, which are not afforded in America.

Though it has been represented by the steeple-chase riders as a most
enormous heresy to contemplate the possibility of any prisoner going mad
or idiotic, under the prolonged effects of separate confinement; and
although any one who should have the temerity to maintain such a doubt
in Pennsylvania, would have a chance of becoming a profane St. Stephen;
Lord Grey, in his very last speech in the House of Lords on this
subject, made in the present session of Parliament, in praise of this
separate system, said of it: ‘Wherever it has been fairly tried, one of
its great defects has been discovered to be this,—that it cannot be
continued for a sufficient length of time without danger to the
individual, and that human nature cannot bear it beyond a limited
period. The evidence of medical authorities proves beyond dispute that,
if it is protracted beyond twelve months, the health of the convict,
mental and physical, would require the most close and vigilant
superintendence. Eighteen months is stated to be the _maximum_ time for
the continuance of its infliction, and, as a general rule, it is advised
that it never be continued for more than twelve months.’ This being
conceded, and it being clear that the prisoner’s mind, and all the
apprehensions weighing upon it, must be influenced from the first hour
of his imprisonment by the greater or less extent of its duration in
perspective before him, we are content to regard the system as
dissociated in England from the American objection of too great
severity.

We shall consider it, first in the relation of the extraordinary
contrast it presents, in a country circumstanced as England is, between
the physical condition of the convict in prison, and that of the
hard-working man outside, or the pauper outside. We shall then enquire,
and endeavour to lay before our readers some means of judging, whether
its proved or probable efficiency in producing a real, trustworthy,
practically repentant state of mind, is such as to justify the
presentation of that extraordinary contrast. If, in the end, we indicate
the conclusion that the associated silent system is less objectionable,
it is not because we consider it in the abstract a good secondary
punishment, but because it is a severe one, capable of judicious
administration, much less expensive, not presenting the objectionable
contrast so strongly, and not calculated to pet and pamper the mind of
the prisoner and swell his sense of his own importance. We are not
acquainted with any system of secondary punishment that we think
reformatory, except the mark system of Captain Macconnochie, formerly
governor of Norfolk Island, which proceeds upon the principle of
obliging the convict to some exercise of self-denial and resolution in
every act of his prison life, and which would condemn him to a sentence
of so much labour and good conduct instead of so much time. There are
details in Captain Macconnochie’s scheme on which we have our doubts
(rigid silence we consider indispensable); but, in the main, we regard
it as embodying sound and wise principles. We infer from the writings of
Archbishop Whateley, that those principles have presented themselves to
his profound and acute mind in a similar light.

We will first contrast the dietary of The Model Prison at Pentonville,
with the dietary of what we take to be the nearest workhouse, namely,
that of Saint Pancras. In the prison, every man receives twenty-eight
ounces of meat weekly. In the workhouse, every able-bodied adult
receives eighteen. In the prison, every man receives one hundred and
forty ounces of bread weekly. In the workhouse, every able-bodied adult
receives ninety-six. In the prison, every man receives one hundred and
twelve ounces of potatoes weekly. In the workhouse, every able-bodied
adult receives thirty-six. In the prison, every man receives five pints
and a quarter of liquid cocoa weekly, (made of flaked cocoa or
cocoa-nibs), with fourteen ounces of milk and forty-two drams of
molasses; also seven pints of gruel weekly, sweetened with forty-two
drams of molasses. In the workhouse, every able-bodied adult receives
fourteen pints and a half of milk-porridge weekly, and no cocoa, and no
gruel. In the prison, every man receives three pints and a half of soup
weekly. In the workhouse, every able-bodied adult male receives four
pints and a half, and a pint of Irish stew. This, with seven pints of
table-beer weekly, and six ounces of cheese, is all the man in the
workhouse has to set off against the immensely superior advantages of
the prisoner in all the other respects we have stated. His lodging is
very inferior to the prisoner’s, the costly nature of whose
accommodation we shall presently show.

Let us reflect upon this contrast in another aspect. We beg the reader
to glance once more at The Model Prison dietary, and consider its
frightful disproportion to the dietary of the free labourer in any of
the rural parts of England. What shall we take his wages at? Will twelve
shillings a week do? It cannot be called a low average, at all events.
Twelve shillings a week make thirty-one pounds four a year. The cost, in
1848, for the victualling and management of every prisoner in the Model
Prison was within a little of thirty-six pounds. Consequently, that free
labourer, with young children to support, with cottage-rent to pay, and
clothes to buy, and no advantage of purchasing his food in large amounts
by contract, has, for the whole subsistence of himself and family,
between four and five pounds a year _less_ than the cost of feeding and
overlooking one man in the Model Prison. Surely to his enlightened mind,
and sometimes low morality, this must be an extraordinary good reason
for keeping out of it!

But we will not confine ourselves to the contrast between the labourer’s
scanty fare and the prisoner’s ‘flaked cocoa or cocoa-nibs,’ and daily
dinner of soup, meat, and potatoes. We will rise a little higher in the
scale. Let us see what advertisers in the _Times_ newspaper can board
the middle classes at, and get a profit out of, too.


A LADY, residing in a cottage, with a large garden, in a pleasant and
healthful locality, would be happy to receive one or two LADIES to BOARD
with her. Two ladies occupying the same apartment may be accommodated
for 12s. a week each. The cottage is within a quarter of an hour’s walk
of a good market town, 10 minutes’ of a South-Western Railway Station,
and an hour’s distance from town.


These two ladies could not be so cheaply boarded in the Model Prison.


BOARD and RESIDENCE, at £70 per annum, for a married couple, or in
proportion for a single gentleman or lady, with a respectable family.
Rooms large and airy, in an eligible dwelling, at Islington, about 20
minutes’ walk from the Bank. Dinner hour six o’clock. There are one or
two vacancies to complete a small, cheerful, and agreeable circle.


Still cheaper than the Model Prison!


BOARD and RESIDENCE.—A lady, keeping a select school, in a town, about
30 miles from London, would be happy to meet with a LADY to BOARD and
RESIDE with her. She would have her own bed-room and a sitting-room. Any
lady wishing for accomplishments would find this desirable. Terms £30
per annum. References will be expected and given.


Again, some six pounds a year less than the Model Prison! And if we were
to pursue the contrast through the newspaper file for a month, or
through the advertising pages of two or three numbers of Bradshaw’s
Railway Guide, we might probably fill the present number of this
publication with similar examples, many of them including a decent
education into the bargain.

This Model Prison had cost at the close of 1847, under the heads of
‘building’ and ‘repairs’ alone, the insignificant sum of ninety-three
thousand pounds—within seven thousand pounds of the amount of the last
Government grant for the Education of the whole people, and enough to
pay for the emigration to Australia of four thousand, six hundred and
fifty poor persons at twenty pounds per head. Upon the work done by five
hundred prisoners in the Model Prison, in the year 1848, (we collate
these figures from the Reports, and from Mr. Hepworth Dixon’s useful
work on the London Prisons,) there was no profit, but an actual loss of
upwards of eight hundred pounds. The cost of instruction, and the time
occupied in instruction, when the labour is necessarily unskilled and
unproductive, may be pleaded in explanation of this astonishing fact. We
are ready to allow all due weight to such considerations, but we put it
to our readers whether the whole system is right or wrong; whether the
money ought or ought not rather to be spent in instructing the unskilled
and neglected outside the prison walls. It will be urged that it is
expended in preparing the convict for the exile to which he is doomed.
We submit to our readers, who are the jury in this case, that all this
should be done outside the prison, first; that the first persons to be
prepared for emigration are the miserable children who are consigned to
the tender mercies of a DROUET, or who disgrace our streets; and that in
this beginning at the wrong end, a spectacle of monstrous inconsistency
is presented, shocking to the mind. Where is our Model House of Youthful
Industry, where is our Model Ragged School, costing for building and
repairs, from ninety to a hundred thousand pounds, and for its annual
maintenance upwards of twenty thousand pounds a year? Would it be a
Christian act to build that, first? To breed our skilful labour there?
To take the hewers of wood and drawers of water in a strange country
from the convict ranks, until those men by earnest working, zeal, and
perseverance, proved themselves, and raised themselves? Here are two
sets of people in a densely populated land, always in the balance before
the general eye. Is Crime for ever to carry it against Poverty, and to
have a manifest advantage? There are the scales before all men.
Whirlwinds of dust scattered in mens’ eyes—and there is plenty flying
about—cannot blind them to the real state of the balance.

We now come to enquire into the condition of mind produced by the
seclusion (limited in duration as Lord Grey limits it) which is
purchased at this great cost in money, and this greater cost in
stupendous injustice. That it is a consummation much to be desired, that
a respectable man, lapsing into crime, should expiate his offence
without incurring the liability of being afterwards recognised by
hardened offenders who were his fellow-prisoners, we most readily admit.
But, that this object, howsoever desirable and benevolent, is in itself
sufficient to outweigh such objections as we have set forth, we cannot
for a moment concede. Nor have we any sufficient guarantee that even
this solitary point is gained. Under how many apparently inseparable
difficulties, men immured in solitary cells, will by some means obtain a
knowledge of other men immured in other solitary cells, most of us know
from all the accounts and anecdotes we have read of secret prisons and
secret prisoners from our school-time upwards. That there is a
fascination in the desire to know something of the hidden presence
beyond the blank wall of the cell; that the listening ear is often laid
against that wall; that there is an overpowering temptation to respond
to the muffled knock, or any other signal which sharpened ingenuity
pondering day after day on one idea can devise: is in that constitution
of human nature which impels mankind to communication with one another,
and makes solitude a false condition against which nature strives. That
such communication within the Model Prison, is not only probable, but
indisputably proved to be possible by its actual discovery, we have no
hesitation in stating as a fact. Some pains have been taken to hush the
matter, but the truth is, that when the Prisoners at Pentonville ceased
to be selected Prisoners, especially picked out and chosen for the
purposes of that experiment, an extensive conspiracy was found out among
them, involving, it is needless to say, extensive communication. Small
pieces of paper with writing upon them, had been crushed into balls, and
shot into the apertures of cell doors, by prisoners passing along the
passages; false responses had been made during Divine Service in the
chapel, in which responses they addressed one another; and armed men
were secretly dispersed by the Governor in various parts of the
building, to prevent the general rising, which was anticipated as the
consequence of this plot. Undiscovered communication, under this system,
we assume to be frequent.

The state of mind into which a man is brought who is the lonely
inhabitant of his own small world, and who is only visited by certain
regular visitors, all addressing themselves to him individually and
personally, as the object of their particular solicitude—we believe in
most cases to have very little promise in it, and very little of solid
foundation. A strange absorbing selfishness—a spiritual egotism and
vanity, real or assumed—is the first result. It is most remarkable to
observe, in the cases of murderers who become this kind of object of
interest, when they are at last consigned to the condemned cell, how the
rule is (of course there are exceptions,) that the murdered person
disappears from the stage of their thoughts, except as a part of their
own important story; and how they occupy the whole scene. _I_ did this,
_I_ feel that, _I_ confide in the mercy of Heaven being extended to
_me_; this is the autograph of _me_, the unfortunate and unhappy; in my
childhood I was so and so; in my youth I did such a thing, to which I
attribute my downfall—not this thing of basely and barbarously defacing
the image of my Creator, and sending an immortal soul into eternity
without a moment’s warning, but something else of a venial kind that
many unpunished people do. I don’t want the forgiveness of this foully
murdered person’s bereaved wife, husband, brother, sister, child,
friend; I don’t ask for it, I don’t care for it. I make no enquiry of
the clergyman concerning the salvation of that murdered person’s soul;
_mine_ is the matter; and I am almost happy that I came here, as to the
gate of Paradise. ‘I never liked him,’ said the repentant Mr. Manning,
false of heart to the last, calling a crowbar by a milder name, to
lessen the cowardly horror of it, ‘and I beat in his skull with the
ripping chisel.’ I am going to bliss, exclaims the same authority, in
effect. Where my victim went to, is not my business at all. Now, GOD
forbid that we, unworthily believing in the Redeemer, should shut out
hope, or even humble trustfulness, from any criminal at that dread pass;
but, it is not in us to call this state of mind repentance.

The present question is with a state of mind analogous to this (as we
conceive) but with a far stronger tendency to hypocrisy; the dread of
death not being present, and there being every possible inducement,
either to feign contrition, or to set up an unreliable semblance of it.
If I, John Styles, the prisoner, don’t do my work, and outwardly conform
to the rules of the prison, I am a mere fool. There is nothing here to
tempt me to do anything else, and everything to tempt me to do that. The
capital dietary (and every meal is a great event in this lonely life)
depends upon it; the alternative is a pound of bread a day. I should be
weary of myself without occupation. I should be much more dull if I
didn’t hold these dialogues with the gentlemen who are so anxious about
me. I shouldn’t be half the object of interest I am, if I didn’t make
the professions I do. Therefore, I John Styles go in for what is popular
here, and I may mean it, or I may not.

There will always, under any decent system, be certain prisoners,
betrayed into crime by a variety of circumstances, who will do well in
exile, and offend against the laws no more. Upon this class, we think
the Associated Silent System would have quite as good an influence as
this expensive and anomalous one; and we cannot accept them as evidence
of the efficiency of separate confinement. Assuming John Styles to mean
what he professes, for the time being, we desire to track the workings
of his mind, and to try to test the value of his professions. Where
shall we find an account of John Styles, proceeding from no objector to
this system, but from a staunch supporter of it? We will take it from a
work called ‘Prison Discipline, and the advantages of the separate
system of imprisonment,’ written by the Reverend Mr. Field, chaplain of
the new County Gaol at Reading; pointing out to Mr. Field, in passing,
that the question is not justly, as he would sometimes make it, a
question between this system and the profligate abuses and customs of
the old unreformed gaols, but between it and the improved gaols of this
time, which are not constructed on his favourite principles.[1]

Footnote 1:

  As Mr. Field condescends to quote some vapouring about the account
  given by Mr. Charles Dickens in his ‘American Notes,’ of the Solitary
  Prison at Philadelphia, he may perhaps really wish for some few words
  of information on the subject. For this purpose, Mr. Charles Dickens
  has referred to the entry in his Diary, made at the close of that day.

  He left his hotel for the Prison at twelve o’clock, being waited on,
  by appointment, by the gentleman who showed it to him; and he returned
  between seven and eight at night; dining in the prison in the course
  of that time; which, according to his calculation, in despite of the
  Philadelphia Newspaper, rather exceeds two hours. He found the Prison
  admirably conducted, extremely clean, and the system administered in a
  most intelligent, kind, orderly, tender, and careful manner. He did
  not consider (nor should he, if he were to visit Pentonville
  to-morrow) that the book in which visitors were expected to record
  their observation of the place, was intended for the insertion of
  criticisms on the system, but for honest testimony to the manner of
  its administration; and to that, he bore, as an impartial visitor, the
  highest testimony in his power. In returning thanks for his health
  being drunk, at the dinner within the walls, he said that what he had
  seen that day was running in his mind; that he could not help
  reflecting on it; and that it was an awful punishment. If the American
  officer who rode back with him afterwards should ever see these words,
  he will perhaps recall his conversation with Mr. Dickens on the road,
  as to Mr. Dickens having said so, very plainly and strongly. In
  reference to the ridiculous assertion that Mr. Dickens in his book
  termed a woman ‘quite beautiful’ who was a Negress, he positively
  believes that he was shown no Negress in the Prison, but one who was
  nursing a woman much diseased, and to whom no reference whatever is
  made in his published account. In describing three young women, ‘all
  convicted at the same time of a conspiracy,’ he may, _possibly_, among
  many cases, have substituted in his memory for one of them whom he did
  not see, some other prisoner, confined for some other crime, whom he
  did see; but he has not the least doubt of having been guilty of the
  (American) enormity of detecting beauty in a pensive quadroon or
  mulatto girl, or of having seen exactly what he describes; and he
  remembers the girl more particularly described in this connexion,
  perfectly. Can Mr. Field really suppose that Mr. Dickens had any
  interest or purpose in misrepresenting the system, or that if he could
  be guilty of such unworthy conduct, or desire to do it anything but
  justice, he would have volunteered the narrative of a man’s having, of
  his own choice, undergone it for two years?

  We will not notice the objection of Mr. Field (who strengthens the
  truth of Burns to nature, by the testimony of Mr. Pitt!) to the
  discussion of such a topic as the present in a work of ‘mere
  amusement;’ though, we had thought we remembered in that book a word
  or two about slavery, which, although a very amusing, can scarcely be
  considered an unmitigatedly comic theme. We are quite content to
  believe, without seeking to make a convert of the Reverend Mr. Field,
  that no work need be one of ‘mere amusement;’ and that some works to
  which he would apply that designation have done a little good in
  advancing principles to which, we hope, and will believe, for the
  credit of his Christian office, he is not indifferent.

Now, here is John Styles, twenty years of age, in prison for a felony.
He has been there five months, and he writes to his sister, ‘Don’t fret
my dear sister, about my being here. I cannot help fretting when I think
about my usage to my father and mother: when I think about it, it makes
me quite ill. I hope God will forgive me; I pray for it night and day
from my heart. Instead of fretting about imprisonment, I ought to thank
God for it, for before I came here, I was living quite a careless life;
neither was God in all my thoughts; all I thought about was ways that
led me towards destruction. Give my respects to my wretched companions,
and I hope they will alter their wicked course, for they don’t know for
a day nor an hour but what they may be cut off. I have seen my folly,
and I hope they may see their folly; but I shouldn’t if I had not been
in trouble. It is good for me that I have been in trouble. Go to church,
my sister, every Sunday, and don’t give your mind to going to playhouses
and theatres, for that is no good to you. There are a great many
temptations.’

Observe! John Styles, who has committed the felony has been ‘living
quite a careless life.’ That is his worst opinion of it, whereas his
companions who did not commit the felony are ‘wretched companions.’ John
saw _his_ ‘folly,’ and sees _their_ ‘wicked course.’ It is playhouses
and theatres which many unfelonious people go to, that prey upon John’s
mind—not felony. John is shut up in that pulpit to lecture his
companions and his sister, about the wickedness of the unfelonious
world. Always supposing him to be sincere, is there no exaggeration of
himself in this? Go to church where I can go, and don’t go to theatres
where I can’t! Is there any tinge of the fox and the grapes in it? Is
this the kind of penitence that will wear outside! Put the case that he
had written, of his own mind, ‘My dear sister, I feel that I have
disgraced you and all who should be dear to me, and if it please God
that I live to be free, I will try hard to repair that, and to be a
credit to you. My dear sister, when I committed this felony, I stole
something—and these pining five months have not put it back—and I will
work my fingers to the bone to make restitution, and oh! my dear sister,
seek out my late companions, and tell Tom Jones, that poor boy, who was
younger and littler than me, that I am grieved I ever led him so wrong,
and I am suffering for it now!’ Would that be better? Would it be more
like solid truth?

But no. This is not the pattern penitence. There would seem to be a
pattern penitence, of a particular form, shape, limits, and dimensions,
like the cells. While Mr. Field is correcting his proof-sheets for the
press, another letter is brought to him, and in that letter too, that
man, also a felon, speaks of his ‘past folly,’ and lectures his mother
about labouring under ‘strong delusions of the devil.’ Does this
overweening readiness to lecture other people, suggest the suspicion of
any parrot-like imitation of Mr. Field, who lectures him, and any
presumptuous confounding of their relative positions?

We venture altogether to protest against the citation, in support of
this system, of assumed repentance which has stood no test or trial in
the working world. We consider that it proves nothing, and is worth
nothing, except as a discouraging sign of that spiritual egotism and
presumption of which we have already spoken. It is not peculiar to the
separate system at Reading; Miss Martineau, who was on the whole
decidedly favourable to the separate prison at Philadelphia, observed it
there. ‘The cases I became acquainted with,’ says she, ‘were not all
hopeful. Some of the convicts were so stupid as not to be relied upon,
more or less. Others canted so detestably, and were (always in connexion
with their cant) so certain that they should never sin more, that I have
every expectation that they will find themselves in prison again some
day. One fellow, a sailor, notorious for having taken more lives than
probably any man in the United States, was quite confident that he
should be perfectly virtuous henceforth. He should never touch anything
stronger than tea, or lift his hand against money or life. I told him I
thought he could not be sure of all this till he was within sight of
money and the smell of strong liquors; and that he was more confident
than I should like to be. He shook his shock of red hair at me, and
glared with his one ferocious eye, as he said he knew all about it. He
had been the worst of men, and Christ had had mercy on his poor soul.’
(Observe again, as in the general case we have put, that he is not at
all troubled about the souls of the people whom he had killed.)

Let us submit to our readers another instance from Mr. Field, of the
wholesome state of mind produced by the separate system. ‘The 25th of
March, in the last year, was the day appointed for a general fast, on
account of the threatened famine. The following note is in my journal of
that day. “During the evening I visited many prisoners, and found with
much satisfaction that a large proportion of them had observed the day
in a manner becoming their own situation, and the purpose for which it
had been set apart. I think it right to record the following remarkable
proof of the effect of discipline. * * * * * They were all supplied with
their usual rations. I went first this evening to the cells of the
prisoners recently committed for trial (Ward A. 1.), and amongst these
(upwards of twenty) I found that but three had abstained from any
portion of their food. I then visited twenty-one convicted prisoners who
had spent some considerable time in the gaol (Ward C. 1.), and amongst
them I found that some had altogether abstained from food, and of the
whole number two-thirds had partially abstained.”’ We will take it for
granted that this was not because they had more than they could eat,
though we know that with such a dietary even that sometimes happens,
especially in the case of persons long confined. ‘The remark of one
prisoner whom I questioned concerning his abstinence was, I believe,
sincere, and was very pleasing. “Sir, I have not felt able to eat
to-day, whilst I have thought of those poor starving people; but I hope
that I have prayed a good deal that God will give _them_ something to
eat.”’

If this were not pattern penitence, and the thought of those poor
starving people had honestly originated with that man, and were really
on his mind, we want to know why he was not uneasy, every day, in the
contemplation of his soup, meat, bread, potatoes, cocoa-nibs, milk,
molasses, and gruel, and its contrast to the fare of ‘those poor
starving people’ who, in some form or other, were taxed to pay for it?

We do not deem it necessary to comment on the authorities quoted by Mr.
Field to show what a fine thing the separate system is, for the health
of the body; how it never affects the mind except for good; how it is
the true preventive of pulmonary disease; and so on. The deduction we
must draw from such things is, that Providence was quite mistaken in
making us gregarious, and that we had better all shut ourselves up
directly. Neither will we refer to that ‘talented criminal,’ Dr. Dodd,
whose exceedingly indifferent verses applied to a system now extinct, in
reference to our penitentiaries for convicted prisoners. Neither, after
what we have quoted from Lord Grey, need we refer to the likewise quoted
report of the American authorities, who are perfectly sure that no
extent of confinement in the Philadelphia prison has ever affected the
intellectual powers of any prisoner. Mr. Croker cogently observes, in
the Good-Natured Man, that either his hat must be on his head, or it
must be off. By a parity of reasoning, we conclude that both Lord Grey
and the American authorities cannot possibly be right—unless indeed the
notoriously settled habits of the American people, and the absence of
any approach to restlessness in the national character, render them
unusually good subjects for protracted seclusion, and an exception from
the rest of mankind.

In using the term ‘pattern penitence’ we beg it to be understood that we
do not apply it to Mr. Field, or to any other chaplain, but to the
system; which appears to us to make these doubtful converts all alike.
Although Mr. Field has not shown any remarkable courtesy in the instance
we have set forth in a note, it is our wish to show all courtesy to him,
and to his office, and to his sincerity in the discharge of its duties.
In our desire to represent him with fairness and impartiality, we will
not take leave of him without the following quotation from his book:

‘Scarcely sufficient time has yet expired since the present system was
introduced, for me to report much concerning discharged criminals. Out
of a class so degraded—the very dregs of the community—it can be no
wonder that some, of whose improvement I cherished the hope, should have
relapsed. Disappointed in a few cases I have been, yet by no means
discouraged, since I can with pleasure refer to many whose conduct is
affording proof of reformation. Gratifying indeed have been some
accounts received from liberated offenders themselves, as well as from
clergymen of parishes to which they have returned. I have also myself
visited the homes of some of our former prisoners, and have been cheered
by the testimony given, and the evident signs of improved character
which I have there observed. Although I do not venture at present to
describe the particular cases of prisoners, concerning whose reformation
I feel much confidence, because, as I have stated, the time of trial has
hitherto been short; yet I can with pleasure refer to some public
documents which prove the happy effects of similar discipline in other
establishments.’

It should also be stated that the Reverend Mr. Kingsmill, the chaplain
of the Model Prison at Pentonville, in his calm and intelligent report
made to the Commissioners on the first of February, 1849, expresses his
belief ‘that the effects produced here upon the character of prisoners,
have been encouraging in a high degree.’

But, we entreat our readers once again to look at that Model Prison
dietary (which is essential to the system, though the system is so very
healthy of itself); to remember the other enormous expenses of the
establishment; to consider the circumstances of this old country, with
the inevitable anomalies and contrasts it must present; and to decide,
on temperate reflection, whether there are any sufficient reasons for
adding this monstrous contrast to the rest. Let us impress upon our
readers that the existing question is, not between this system and the
old abuses of the old profligate Gaols (with which, thank Heaven, we
have nothing to do), but between this system and the associated silent
system, where the dietary is much lower, where the annual cost of
provision, management, repairs, clothing, &c., does not exceed, on a
liberal average, £25 for each prisoner; where many prisoners are, and
every prisoner would be (if due accommodation were provided in some
over-crowded prisons), locked up alone, for twelve hours out of every
twenty-four, and where, while preserved from contamination, he is still
one of a society of men, and not an isolated being, filling his whole
sphere of view with a diseased dilation of himself. We hear that the
associated silent system is objectionable, because of the number of
punishments it involves for breaches of the prison discipline; but how
can we, in the same breath, be told that the resolutions of prisoners
for the misty future are to be trusted, and that, on the least
temptation, they are so little to be relied on, as to the solid present?
How can I set the pattern penitence against the career that preceded it,
when I am told that if I put that man with other men, and lay a solemn
charge upon him not to address them by word or sign, there are such and
such great chances that he will want the resolution to obey?

Remember that this separate system, though commended in the English
Parliament and spreading in England, has not spread in America, despite
of all the steeple-chase riders in the United States. Remember that it
has never reached the State most distinguished for its learning, for its
moderation, for its remarkable men of European reputation, for the
excellence of its public Institutions. Let it be tried here, on a
limited scale, if you will, with fair representatives of all classes of
prisoners: let Captain Macconnochie’s system be tried: let anything with
a ray of hope in it be tried: but, only as a part of some general system
for raising up the prostrate portion of the people of this country, and
not as an exhibition of such astonishing consideration for crime, in
comparison with want and work. Any prison built, at a great expenditure,
for this system, is comparatively useless for any other; and the
ratepayers will do well to think of this, before they take it for
granted that it is a proved boon to the country which will be enduring.

Under the separate system, the prisoners work at trades. Under the
associated silent system, the Magistrates of Middlesex have almost
abolished the treadmill. Is it no part of the legitimate consideration
of this important point of work, to discover what kind of work the
people always filtering through the gaols of large towns—the pickpocket,
the sturdy vagrant, the habitual drunkard, and the begging-letter
impostor—like least, and to give them that work to do in preference to
any other? It is out of fashion with the steeple-chase riders we know;
but we would have, for all such characters, a kind of work in gaols,
badged and degraded as belonging to gaols only, and never done
elsewhere. And we must avow that, in a country circumstanced as England
is, with respect to labour and labourers, we have strong doubts of the
propriety of bringing the results of prison labour into the over-stocked
market. On this subject some public remonstrances have recently been
made by tradesmen; and we cannot shut our eyes to the fact that they are
well-founded.




                     A TALE OF THE GOOD OLD TIMES.


An alderman of the ancient borough of Beetlebury, and churchwarden of
the parish of St. Wulfstan’s in the said borough, Mr. Blenkinsop might
have been called, in the language of the sixteenth century, a man of
worship. This title would probably have pleased him very much, it being
an obsolete one, and he entertaining an extraordinary regard for all
things obsolete, or thoroughly deserving to be so. He looked up with
profound veneration to the griffins which formed the water-spouts of St.
Wulfstan’s Church, and he almost worshipped an old boot under the name
of a black jack, which on the affidavit of a forsworn broker, he had
bought for a drinking vessel of the sixteenth century. Mr. Blenkinsop
even more admired the wisdom of our ancestors than he did their
furniture and fashions. He believed that none of their statutes and
ordinances could possibly be improved on, and in this persuasion had
petitioned Parliament against every just or merciful change, which,
since he had arrived at man’s estate, had been made in the laws. He had
successively opposed all the Beetlebury improvements, gas, waterworks,
infant schools, mechanics’ institute, and library. He had been active in
an agitation against any measure for the improvement of the public
health, and, being a strong advocate of intramural interment, was
instrumental in defeating an attempt to establish a pretty cemetery
outside Beetlebury. He had successfully resisted a project for removing
the pig-market from the middle of the High Street. Through his influence
the shambles, which were corporation property, had been allowed to
remain where they were; namely, close to the Town Hall, and immediately
under his own and his brethren’s noses. In short, he had regularly,
consistently, and nobly done his best to frustrate every scheme that was
proposed for the comfort and advantage of his fellow creatures. For this
conduct, he was highly esteemed and respected, and, indeed, his
hostility to any interference with disease, had procured him the honour
of a public testimonial;—shortly after the presentation of which, with
several neat speeches, the cholera broke out in Beetlebury.

The truth is, that Mr. Blenkinsop’s views on the subject of public
health and popular institutions were supposed to be economical (though
they were, in truth, desperately costly), and so pleased some of the
ratepayers. Besides, he withstood ameliorations, and defended nuisances
and abuses with all the heartiness of an actual philanthropist.
Moreover, he was a jovial fellow,—a boon companion; and his love of
antiquity leant particularly towards old ale and old port wine. Of both
of these beverages he had been partaking rather largely at a
visitation-dinner, where, after the retirement of the bishop and his
clergy, festivities were kept up till late, under the presidency of the
deputy-registrar. One of the last to quit the Crown and Mitre was Mr.
Blenkinsop.

He lived in a remote part of the town, whither, as he did not walk
exactly in a right line, it may be allowable, perhaps, to say that he
bent his course. Many of the dwellers in Beetlebury High Street,
awakened at half-past twelve on that night, by somebody passing below,
singing, not very distinctly,

           ‘With a jolly full bottle let each man be armed,’

were indebted, little as they may have suspected it, to Alderman
Blenkinsop, for their serenade.

In his homeward way stood the Market Cross; a fine mediæval structure,
supported on a series of circular steps by a groined arch, which served
as a canopy to the stone figure of an ancient burgess. This was the
effigies of Wynkyn de Vokes, once Mayor of Beetlebury, and a great
benefactor to the town; in which he had founded almshouses and a grammar
school, A.D. 1440. The post was formerly occupied by St. Wulfstan; but
De Vokes had been removed from the Town Hall in Cromwell’s time, and
promoted to the vacant pedestal, _vice_ Wulfstan, demolished. Mr.
Blenkinsop highly revered this work of art, and he now stopped to take a
view of it by moonlight. In that doubtful glimmer, it seemed almost
life-like. Mr. Blenkinsop had not much imagination, yet he could well
nigh fancy he was looking upon the veritable Wynkyn, with his bonnet,
beard, furred gown, and staff, and his great book under his arm. So
vivid was this impression, that it impelled him to apostrophise the
statue.

‘Fine old fellow!’ said Mr. Blenkinsop. ‘Rare old buck! We shall never
look upon your like, again. Ah! the good old times—the jolly good old
times! No times like the good old times—my ancient worthy. No such times
as the good old times!’

‘And pray, Sir, what times do you call the good old times?’ in distinct
and deliberate accents, answered—according to the positive affirmation
of Mr. Blenkinsop, subsequently made before divers witnesses—the Statue.

Mr. Blenkinsop is sure that he was in the perfect possession of his
senses. He is certain that he was not the dupe of ventriloquism, or any
other illusion. The value of these convictions must be a question
between him and the world, to whose perusal the facts of his tale,
simply as stated by himself, are here submitted.

When first he heard the Statue speak, Mr. Blenkinsop says, he certainly
experienced a kind of sudden shock, a momentary feeling of
consternation. But this soon abated in a wonderful manner. The Statue’s
voice was quite mild and gentle—not in the least grim—had no funereal
twang in it, and was quite different from the tone a statue might be
expected to take by anybody who had derived his notions on that subject
from having heard the representative of the class in ‘Don Giovanni.’

‘Well; what times do you mean by the good old times?’ repeated the
Statue, quite familiarly. The churchwarden was able to reply with some
composure, that such a question coming from such a quarter had taken him
a little by surprise.

‘Come, come, Mr. Blenkinsop,’ said the Statue, ‘don’t be astonished.
’Tis half-past twelve, and a moonlight night, as your favourite police,
the sleepy and infirm old watchman, says. Don’t you know that we statues
are apt to speak when spoken to, at these hours? Collect yourself. I
will help you to answer my own question. Let us go back step by step;
and allow me to lead you. To begin. By the good old times, do you mean
the reign of George the Third?’

‘The last of them, Sir,’ replied Mr. Blenkinsop, very respectfully, ‘I
am inclined to think, were seen by the people who lived in those days.’

‘I should hope so,’ the Statue replied. ‘Those the good old times? What!
Mr. Blenkinsop, when men were hanged by dozens, almost weekly, for
paltry thefts. When a nursing woman was dragged to the gallows with her
child at her breast, for shop-lifting, to the value of a shilling. When
you lost your American colonies, and plunged into war with France,
which, to say nothing of the useless bloodshed it cost, has left you
saddled with the national debt. Surely you will not call these the good
old times, will you, Mr. Blenkinsop?’

‘Not exactly, Sir; no: on reflection I don’t know that I can,’ answered
Mr. Blenkinsop. He had now—it was such a civil, well-spoken statue—lost
all sense of the preternatural horror of his situation, and scratched
his head just as if he had been posed in argument by an ordinary mortal.

‘Well then,’ resumed the Statue, ‘my dear Sir, shall we take the two or
three reigns preceding. What think you of the then existing state of
prisons and prison discipline? Unfortunate debtors confined
indiscriminately with felons, in the midst of filth, vice, and misery
unspeakable. Criminals under sentence of death tippling in the condemned
cell with the Ordinary for their pot companion. Flogging, a common
punishment of women convicted of larceny. What say you of the times when
London streets were absolutely dangerous, and the passenger ran the risk
of being hustled and robbed even in the day-time? When not only Hounslow
and Bagshot Heath, but the public roads swarmed with robbers, and a
stage-coach was as frequently plundered as a hen-roost. When, indeed,
“the road” was esteemed the legitimate resource of a gentleman in
difficulties, and a highwayman was commonly called “Captain”—if not
respected accordingly. When cock-fighting, bear-baiting, and
bull-baiting were popular, nay, fashionable amusements. When the bulk of
the landed gentry could barely read and write, and divided their time
between fox-hunting and guzzling. When a duellist was a hero, and it was
an honour to have “killed your man.” When a gentleman could hardly open
his mouth without uttering a profane or filthy oath. When the country
was continually in peril of civil war through a disputed succession; and
two murderous insurrections, followed by more murderous executions,
actually took place. This era of inhumanity, shamelessness, brigandage,
brutality, and personal and political insecurity, what say you of it,
Mr. Blenkinsop? Do you regard this wig and pigtail period as
constituting the good old times, respected friend?’

‘There was Queen Anne’s golden reign, Sir,’ deferentially suggested Mr.
Blenkinsop.

‘A golden reign!’ exclaimed the Statue. ‘A reign of favouritism and
court trickery at home, and profitless war abroad. The time of
Bolingbroke’s, and Harley’s, and Churchill’s intrigues. The reign of
Sarah, Duchess of Marlborough and of Mrs. Masham. A golden fiddlestick!
I imagine you must go farther back yet for your good old times, Mr.
Blenkinsop.’

‘Well,’ answered the churchwarden, ‘I suppose I must, Sir, after what
you say.’

‘Take William the Third’s rule,’ pursued the Statue. ‘War, war again;
nothing but war. I don’t think you’ll particularly call these the good
old times. Then what will you say to those of James the Second? Were
they the good old times when Judge Jefferies sat on the bench? When
Monmouth’s rebellion was followed by the Bloody Assize—When the King
tried to set himself above the law, and lost his crown in
consequence—Does your worship fancy that these were the good old times?’

Mr. Blenkinsop admitted that he could not very well imagine that they
were.

‘Were Charles the Second’s the good old times?’ demanded the Statue.
‘With a court full of riot and debauchery—a palace much less decent than
any modern casino—whilst Scotch Covenanters were having their legs
crushed in the “Boots,” under the auspices and personal superintendence
of His Royal Highness the Duke of York. The time of Titus Oates, Bedloe,
and Dangerfield, and their sham-plots, with the hangings, drawings, and
quarterings, on perjured evidence, that followed them. When Russell and
Sidney were judicially murdered. The time of the Great Plague and Fire
of London. The public money wasted by roguery and embezzlement, while
sailors lay starving in the streets for want of their just pay; the
Dutch about the same time burning our ships in the Medway. My friend, I
think you will hardly call the scandalous monarchy of the “Merry
Monarch” the good old times.’

‘I feel the difficulty which you suggest, Sir,’ owned Mr. Blenkinsop.

‘Now, that a man of your loyalty,’ pursued the Statue, ‘should identify
the good old times with Cromwell’s Protectorate, is of course out of the
question.’

‘Decidedly, Sir!’ exclaimed Mr. Blenkinsop. ‘_He_ shall not have a
statue, though you enjoy that honour,’ bowing.

‘And yet,’ said the Statue, ‘with all its faults, this era was perhaps
no worse than any we have discussed yet. Never mind! It was a dreary,
cant-ridden one, and if you don’t think those England’s palmy days,
neither do I. There’s the previous reign then. During the first part of
it, there was the king endeavouring to assert arbitrary power. During
the latter, the Parliament were fighting against him in the open field.
What ultimately became of him I need not say. At what stage of King
Charles the First’s career did the good old times exist, Mr. Alderman? I
need barely mention the Star Chamber and poor Prynne; and I merely
allude to the fate of Strafford and of Laud. On consideration, should
you fix the good old times anywhere thereabouts?’

‘I am afraid not, indeed, Sir,’ Mr. Blenkinsop responded, tapping his
forehead.

‘What is your opinion of James the First’s reign? Are you enamoured of
the good old times of the Gunpowder Plot? or when Sir Walter Raleigh was
beheaded? or when hundreds of poor miserable old women were burnt alive
for witchcraft, and the royal wiseacre on the throne wrote as wise a
book, in defence of the execrable superstition through which they
suffered?’

Mr. Blenkinsop confessed himself obliged to give up the times of James
the First.

‘Now, then,’ continued the Statue, ‘we come to Elizabeth.’

‘There I’ve got you!’ interrupted Mr. Blenkinsop, exultingly. ‘I beg
your pardon, Sir,’ he added, with a sense of the freedom he had taken;
‘but everybody talks of the times of Good Queen Bess, you know!’

‘Ha, ha!’ laughed the Statue, not at all like Zamiel, or Don Guzman, or
a paviour’s rammer, but really with unaffected gaiety. ‘Everybody
sometimes says very foolish things. Suppose Everybody’s lot had been
cast under Elizabeth! How would Everybody have relished being subject to
the jurisdiction of the Ecclesiastical Commission, with its power of
imprisonment, rack, and torture? How would Everybody have liked to see
his Roman Catholic and Dissenting fellow-subjects, butchered, fined, and
imprisoned for their opinions; and charitable ladies butchered, too, for
giving them shelter in the sweet compassion of their hearts? What would
Everybody have thought of the murder of Mary Queen of Scots? Would
Everybody, would Anybody, would _you_, wish to have lived in these days,
whose emblems are cropped ears, pillory, stocks, thumb-screws, gibbet,
axe, chopping-block, and Scavenger’s daughter? Will you take your stand
upon this stage of History for the good old times, Mr. Blenkinsop?’

‘I should rather prefer firmer and safer ground, to be sure, upon the
whole,’ answered the worshipper of antiquity, dubiously.

‘Well, now,’ said the Statue, ‘’tis getting late, and, unaccustomed as I
am to conversational speaking, I must be brief. Were those the good old
times when Sanguinary Mary roasted bishops, and lighted the fires of
Smithfield? When Henry the Eighth, the British Bluebeard, cut his wives’
heads off, and burnt Catholic and Protestant at the same stake? When
Richard the Third smothered his nephews in the Tower? When the Wars of
the Roses deluged the land with blood? When Jack Cade marched upon
London? When we were disgracefully driven out of France under Henry the
Sixth, or, as disgracefully, went marauding there, under Henry the
Fifth? Were the good old times those of Northumberland’s rebellion? Of
Richard the Second’s assassination? Of the battles, burnings, massacres,
cruel tormentings, and atrocities, which form the sum of the Plantagenet
reigns? Of John’s declaring himself the Pope’s vassal, and performing
dental operations on the Jews? Of the Forest Laws and Curfew under the
Norman kings? At what point of this series of bloody and cruel annals
will you place the times which you praise? Or do your good old times
extend over all that period when somebody or other was constantly
committing high treason, and there was a perpetual exhibition of heads
on London Bridge and Temple Bar?’

It was allowed by Mr. Blenkinsop that either alternative presented
considerable difficulty.

‘Was it in the good old times that Harold fell at Hastings, and William
the Conqueror enslaved England? Were those blissful years the ages of
monkery; of Odo and Dunstan, bearding monarchs and branding queens? Of
Danish ravage and slaughter? Or were they those of the Saxon Heptarchy,
and the worship of Thor and Odin? Of the advent of Hengist and Horsa? Of
British subjugation by the Romans? Or, lastly, must we go back to the
Ancient Britons, Druidism, and human sacrifices; and say that those were
the real, unadulterated, genuine, good old times when the true-blue
natives of this island went naked, painted with woad?’

‘Upon my word, Sir,’ said Mr. Blenkinsop, ‘after the observations that I
have heard from you this night, I acknowledge that I _do_ feel myself
rather at a loss to assign a precise period to the times in question.’

‘Shall I do it for you?’ asked the Statue.

‘If you please, Sir. I should be very much obliged if you would,’
replied the bewildered Blenkinsop, greatly relieved.

‘The best times, Mr. Blenkinsop,’ said the Statue, ‘are the oldest. They
are the wisest; for the older the world grows the more experience it
acquires. It is older now than ever it was. The oldest and best times
the world has yet seen are the present. These, so far as we have yet
gone, are the genuine good old times, Sir.’

‘Indeed, Sir?’ ejaculated the astonished Alderman.

‘Yes, my good friend. These are the best times that we know of—bad as
the best may be. But in proportion to their defects, they afford room
for amendment. Mind that, Sir, in the future exercise of your municipal
and political wisdom. Don’t continue to stand in the light which is
gradually illuminating human darkness. The Future is the date of that
happy period which your imagination has fixed in the Past. It will
arrive when all shall do what is right; hence none shall suffer what is
wrong. The true good old times are yet to come.’

‘Have you any idea when, Sir?’ Mr. Blenkinsop inquired, modestly.

‘That is a little beyond me,’ the Statue answered. ‘I cannot say how
long it will take to convert the Blenkinsops. I devoutly wish you may
live to see them. And with that, I wish you good night, Mr. Blenkinsop.’

‘Sir,’ returned Mr. Blenkinsop with a profound bow, ‘I have the honour
to wish you the same.’

Mr. Blenkinsop returned home an altered man. This was soon manifest. In
a few days he astonished the Corporation by proposing the appointment of
an Officer of Health to preside over the sanitary affairs of Beetlebury.
It had already transpired that he had consented to the introduction of
lucifer-matches into his domestic establishment, in which, previously,
he had insisted on sticking to the old tinder-box. Next, to the wonder
of all Beetlebury, he was the first to propose a great new school, and
to sign a requisition that a county penitentiary might be established
for the reformation of juvenile offenders. The last account of him is
that he has not only become a subscriber to the mechanics’ institute,
but that he actually presided thereat, lately, on the occasion of a
lecture on Geology.

The remarkable change which has occurred in Mr. Blenkinsop’s views and
principles, he himself refers to his conversation with the Statue, as
above related. That narrative, however, his fellow townsmen receive with
incredulous expressions, accompanied by gestures and grimaces of like
import. They hint, that Mr. Blenkinsop had been thinking for himself a
little, and only wanted a plausible excuse for recanting his errors.
Most of his fellow aldermen believe him mad; not less on account of his
new moral and political sentiments, so very different from their own,
than of his Statue story. When it has been suggested to them that he has
only had his spectacles cleaned, and has been looking about him, they
shake their heads, and say that he had better have left his spectacles
alone, and that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, and a good deal
of dirt quite the contrary. _Their_ spectacles have never been cleaned,
they say, and any one may see they don’t want cleaning.

The truth seems to be, that Mr. Blenkinsop has found an altogether new
pair of spectacles, which enable him to see in the right direction.
Formerly, he could only look backwards; he now looks forwards to the
grand object that all human eyes should have in view—progressive
improvement.




                           BAPTISMAL RITUALS.


The subject of baptism having recently been pressed prominently upon
public attention, it has been thought that a few curious particulars
relating exclusively to the rite as anciently performed would be
interesting.

In the earliest days of the Christian Church those who were admitted
into it by baptism were necessarily not infants but adolescent or adult
converts. These previously underwent a course of religious instruction,
generally for two years. They were called during their pupilage,
‘catechumens,’[2] a name afterwards transferred to all infants before
baptism. When such candidates were judged worthy to be received within
the pale of the Church, their names were inscribed at the beginning of
Lent, on a list of the competent or ‘illuminated.’ On Easter or
Pentecost eve they were baptised, by three solemn immersions, the first
of the right side, the second of the left, and the third of the face.
They were confirmed at the same time, often, in addition, receiving the
sacrament. Sprinkling was only resorted to in cases of the sick and
bedridden, who were called _clinics_,[3] because they received the rite
in bed. Baptism was at that early period accompanied by certain
symbolical ceremonies long since disused. For example, milk and honey
were given to the new Christian to mark his entrance into the land of
promise, and as a sign of his spiritual infancy in being ‘born again;’
for milk and honey were the food of children when weaned. The three
immersions were made in honour of the three persons of the Trinity; but
the Arians having found in that ceremony an argument favouring the
notion of distinction and plurality of natures in the Deity, Pope
Gregory by a letter addressed to St. Leander of Seville, ordained that
in Spain, the then stronghold of Arianism, only one immersion should be
practised. This prescription was preserved and applied to the Church
universal by the 6th canon of the Council of Toledo in 633. The triple
immersion was, however, persisted in in Ireland to the 12th century.
Infants were thus baptised by their fathers, or indeed by any other
person at hand, either in water or in milk; but the custom was abolished
in 1172 by the Council of Cashel.

Footnote 2:

  From the participle of a Greek verb, expressing the act of receiving
  rudimentary instruction.

Footnote 3:

  From a Greek word signifying a bed, whence we derive the word
  _clinical_.

The African churches obliged those who were to be baptised on Easter eve
to bathe on Good Friday, ‘in order,’ says P. Richard, in his _Analyse
des Conciles_, ‘to rid themselves of the impurities contracted during
the observance of Lent before presenting themselves at the sacred font.’
The bishops and priesthood of some of the Western churches, as at Milan,
in Spain, and in Wales, washed the feet of the newly baptised, in
imitation of the humiliation of the Redeemer. This was forbidden in 303
by the 48th canon of the Council of Elvira.

The Baptistery of the early church was one of the _exedræ_, or
out-buildings, and consisted of a porch or ante-room, where adult
converts made their confession of faith, and an inner room, where the
actual baptism took place. Thus it continued till the sixth century,
when baptisteries began to be taken into the church itself. The font was
always of wood or stone. Indeed, we find the provincial council held in
Scotland, in 1225, prescribing those materials as the only ones to be
used. The Church in all ages discouraged private baptism. By the 55th
canon of the same Council, the water which had been used to baptise a
child out of church was to be thrown into the fire, or carried
immediately to the parish baptistery, that it might be employed for no
other purpose; in like manner, the vessel which, had held it was to be
either burnt or consecrated for church use. For many centuries
superstitious virtues were attributed to water which had been used for
baptism. The blind bathed their eyes in it in the hope of obtaining
their sight. It was said to ‘drown the devil,’ and to purify those who
had recourse to it.

Baptism was by the early Church strictly forbidden during Lent. The
Council of Toledo, held in 694, ordered by its 2nd canon, that, from the
commencement of the fast to Good Friday, every baptistery should be
closed, and sealed up with the seal of the bishop. The Council held at
Reading, Berkshire, in 1279, prescribed that infants born the week
previous to each Easter and Pentecost, should be baptised only at those
festivals. There is no restriction of this kind preserved by the
Reformed Church; but we are admonished in the rubric that the most
acceptable place and time for the ceremony is in church, no later than
the first or second Sunday after birth. Sundays or holidays are
suggested, because ‘the most number of people come together,’ to be
edified thereby, and be witnesses of the admission of the child into the
Church. Private baptism is objected to, except when need shall compel.

The practice of administering the Eucharist to the adult converts to
Christianity after baptism, was in many churches improperly, during the
fourth century, extended to infants. The priest dipped his fore-finger
into the wine, and put it to the lips of the child to suck. This abuse
of the Holy Sacrament did not survive the twelfth century. It was
repeatedly forbidden by various Councils of the Church, and at length
fell into desuetude.

Christening fees originated at a very early date. At first, bishops and
those who had aided in the ceremony of baptism were entertained at a
feast. This was afterwards commuted to an actual payment of money. Both
were afterwards forbidden. The 48th canon of the Council of Elvira, held
in 303, prohibits the leaving of money in the fonts, ‘that the ministers
of the Church may not appear to sell that which it is their duty to give
gratuitously.’ This rule was, however, as little observed in the Middle
Ages as it has been since. Strype says, that in 1560 it was enjoined by
the heads of the Church that, ‘to avoid contention, let the curate have
the value of the “Chrisome,” not under 4_d._, and above as they can
agree, and as the state of the parents may require.’ The Chrisome was
the white cloth placed by the minister upon the head of a child, which
had been newly anointed with chrism, or hallowed ointment composed of
oil and balm, always used after baptism. The gift of this cloth was
usually made by the mother at the time of Churching. To show how
enduring such customs are, even after the occasion for them has passed
away, we need only quote a passage from Morant’s ‘Essex.’ ‘In Denton
Church there has been a custom, time out of mind, at the churching of a
woman, for her to give a white cambric handkerchief to the minister as
an offering.’ The same custom is kept up in Kent, as may be seen in
Lewis’s History of the Isle of Thanet.

The number of sponsors for each child was prescribed by the 4th Canon of
the Council of York, in 1196, to be _no more_ than three persons;—two
males and one female for a boy, and two females and one male for a
girl;—a rule which is still preserved. A custom sprung up afterwards,
which reversed the old state of things. By little and little, large
presents were looked for from sponsors, not only to the child but to its
mother; the result was that there grew to be a great difficulty in
procuring persons to undertake so expensive an office. Indeed, it
sometimes happened that fraudulent parents had a child baptised thrice,
for the sake of the godfather’s gifts. To remedy these evils, a Council
held at l’Isle, in Provence, in 1288, ordered that thenceforth nothing
was to be given to the baptised but a white robe. This prescription
appears to have been kept for ages; Stow, in his Chronicle of King
James’s Reign, says, ‘At this time, and for many ages, it was not the
use and custom (as now it is) for godfathers and godmothers to give
plate at the baptism of children, but only to give _christening shirts_,
with little bands and cuffs, wrought either with silk or blue thread,
the best of them edged with a small lace of silk and gold.’ Cups and
spoons have, however, stood their ground as favourite presents to babies
on such occasions, ever since. ‘Apostle spoons’—so called because a
figure of one of the apostles was chased on the handle of each—were
anciently given: opulent sponsors presenting the whole twelve. Those in
middling circumstances gave four, and the poorer sort contented
themselves with the gift of one, exhibiting the figure of any saint, in
honour of whom the child received its name. Thus, in the books of the
Stationers’ Company, we find under 1560, ‘a spoone the gift of Master
Reginald Woolf, all gilte, with the picture of St. John.’

Shakspeare, in his Henry VIII., makes the king say, when Cranmer
professes himself unworthy to be sponsor to the young princess:—

            ‘Come, come, my lord, you’d spare your spoons.’

Again, in Davenant’s Comedy of ‘The Wits,’ (1639):

                 ‘My pendants, cascanets, and rings;
                 My christ’ning caudle-cup and spoons,
                 Are dissolved into that lump.’

The coral and bells is an old invention for baptismal presents. Coral
was anciently considered an amulet against fascination and evil spirits.

It is to be regretted that, at the present time, the grave
responsibilities of the sponsors of children is too often considered to
end with the presentation of some such gifts as we have enumerated. It
is not to our praise that the ties between sponsors and god-children,
were much closer, and held more sacredly in times which we are pleased
to call barbarous. God-children were placed not only in a state of
pupilage with their sureties, but also in the position of relations. A
sort of relationship was established even between the Godfathers and
Godmothers; insomuch, that marriage between any such parties was
forbidden under pain of severe punishment. This injunction, like many
others, had it appears been sufficiently disobeyed to warrant a special
canon (12th) of the Council of Compiègne, held so early as 757, which
enforced the separation of all those sponsors and God-children of both
sexes who had intermarried, and the Church refused the rites of marriage
to the women so separated. A century after (815) the Council of Mayence
not only reinforced these restrictions and penalties, but added others.




                             ARCTIC HEROES.

                      A FRAGMENT OF NAVAL HISTORY.

  SCENE, _a stupendous region of icebergs and snow. The bare mast of a
      half-buried ship stands among the rifts and ridges. The figures of
      two men, covered closely with furs and skins, slowly emerge from
      beneath the winter-housing of the deck, and descend upon the snow
      by an upper ladder, and steps cut below in the frozen wall of
      snow. They advance._


  _1st Man._ We are out of hearing now. Give thy heart words.

    [_They walk on in silence some steps further, and then pause._

  _2nd Man._ Here ‘midst the sea’s unfathomable ice,
  Life-piercing cold, and the remorseless night
  Which never ends, nor changes its dead face,
  Save in the ’ghast smile of the hopeless moon,
  Must slowly close our sum of wasted hours;
  And with them all the enterprising dreams,
  Efforts, endurance, and resolve, which make
  The power and glory of us Englishmen.

  _1st Man._ It _may_ be so.

  _2nd Man._        Oh, doubt not but it must.
  Day after day, week crawling after week,
  So slowly that they scarcely seem to move,
  Nor we to know it, till our calendar
  Shows us that months have lapsed away, and left
  Our drifting time, while here our bodies lie
  Like melancholy blots upon the snow.
  Thus have we lived, and gradually seen,
  By calculations which appear to mock
  Our hearts with their false figures, that ’tis now
  Three years since we were cut off from the world
  By these impregnable walls of solid ocean!

  _1st Man._ All this is true: the physical elements
  We thought to conquer, are too strong for man.

  _2nd Man._ We have felt the crush of battle side by side;
  Seen our best friends, with victory in their eyes,
  Suddenly smitten down, a mangled heap,
  And thought our own turn might be next; yet never
  Drooped we in spirit, or such horror felt
  As in the voiceless tortures of this place,
  Which freezes up the mind.

  _1st Man._        Not yet.

  _2nd Man._            I feel it.
  Death, flying red-eyed from the cannon’s mouth,
  Were child’s play to confront, compared with this.
  Inch by inch famine in the silent frost—
  The cold anatomies of our dear friends,
  One by one carried in their rigid sheets
  To lay beneath the snow—till he that’s last,
  Creeps to the lonely horror of his berth
  Within the vacant ship, and while the bears
  Grope round and round, thinks of his distant home—
  Those dearest to him—glancing rapidly
  Through his past life—then with a wailful sigh
  And a brief prayer, his soul becomes a blank.

  _1st Man._ This is despair—I’ll hear no more of it.
  We have provisions still.

  _2nd Man._          And for how long?

  _1st Man._ A flock of wild birds may pass over us,
  And some our shots may reach.

  _2nd Man._              And by this chance
  Find food for one day more.

  _1st Man._            Yes, and thank God;
  For the next day may preservation come,
  And rescue from old England.

  _2nd Man._              All our fuel
  Is nearly gone; and as the last log burns
  And falls in ashes, so may we foresee
  The frozen circle sitting round.

  _1st Man._              Nay, nay—
  Our boats, loose spars, our masts, and half our decks
  Must serve us ere that pass. But, if indeed
  Nothing avail, and no help penetrate
  To this remote place, inaccessible
  Perchance for years, except to some wild bird—
  We came here knowing all this might befal,
  And set our lives at stake. God’s will be done.
  I, too, have felt the horrors of our fate:
  Jammed in a moving field of solid ice,
  Borne onward day and night we knew not where,
  Till the loud cracking sounds reverberating
  Far distant, were soon followed by the rending
  Of the vast pack, whose heaving blocks and wedges,
  Like crags broke loose, all rose to our destruction
  As by some ghastly instinct. Then the hand
  Of winter smote the all-congealing air,
  And with its freezing tempest piled on high
  These massy fragments which environ us:—
  Cathedrals many-spired, by lightning riven—
  Sharp-angled chaos-heaps of palaced cities,
  With splintered pyramids, and broken towers
  That yawn for ever at the bursting moon
  And her four pallid flame-spouts. Now, appalled
  By the long roar o’ the cloud-like avalanche—
  Now, by the stealthy creeping of the glaciers
  In silence tow’rds our frozen ships. So Death
  Hath often whispered to me in the night;
  And I have seen him in the Aurora-gleam
  Smile as I rose and came upon the deck;
  Or when the icicle’s prismatic glance—
  Bright, flashing,—and then, colourless, unmoved ice—
  Emblem’d our passing life, and its cold end.
  Oh, friend in many perils, fail not now!
  Am I not, e’en as thou art, utterly sick
  Of my own heavy heart, and loading clothes?—
  A mind—that in its firmest hour hath fits
  Of madness for some change, that shoot across
  Its steadfastness, and scarce are trampled down.
  Yet, friend, I will not let my spirit sink,
  Nor shall mine eyes, e’en with snow-blindness veiled,
  Man’s great prerogative of inward sight
  Forego, nor cease therein to speculate
  On England’s feeling for her countrymen;
  Whereof relief will some day surely come.

  _2nd Man._ I well believe it; but perhaps too late.

  _1st Man._ Then, if too late, one noble task remains,
  And one consoling thought. We, to the last,
  With firmness, order, and considerate care,
  Will act as though our death-beds were at home,
  Grey heads with honour sinking to the tomb;
  So future times shall record bear that we,
  Imprisoned in these frozen horrors, held
  Our sense of duty, both to man and God.

      _The muffled beat of the ship’s bell sounds for evening prayers._
      _The two men return: they ascend the steps in the snow—then the
         ladder—and disappear beneath the snow-covered housing of the
         deck._




                          A CORONER’S INQUEST.


  If there appeared a paragraph in the newspapers, stating that her
  Majesty’s representative, the Lord Chief Justice of the Queen’s Bench,
  had held a solemn Court in the parlour of the ‘Elephant and
  Tooth-pick,’ the reader would rightly conceive that the Crown and
  dignity of our Sovereign Lady had suffered some derogation. Yet an
  equal abasement daily takes place without exciting especial wonder.
  The subordinates of the Lord Chief Justice of the Queen’s Bench (who
  is, by an old law, the Premier Coroner of all England) habitually
  preside at houses of public entertainment; yet they are no less
  delegates of Royalty—as the name of their office implies[4]—than the
  ermined dignitary himself, when surrounded with all the pomp and
  circumstance of the law’s majesty at Westminster. This is quite
  characteristic of our thoroughly commercial nation. An action about a
  money-debt is tried in an imposing manner in a spacious edifice, and
  with only too great an excess of formality; but for an inquest into
  the sacrifice of a mere human life, ‘the worst inn’s worst room’ is
  deemed good enough. In order rightly to determine whether Jones owes
  Smith five pounds ten, the Goddess of Justice is surrounded with the
  most imposing insignia, and worshipped in an appropriate temple: but
  when she is invoked to decide why a human spirit,

Footnote 4:

    It is derived from _a coronâ_ (from the crown), because the coroner,
    says Coke, “hath conusance in some pleas which are called _placita
    coronæ_.”

                ‘Unhousel’d, disappointed, unanel’d,
                No reckoning made, is sent to its account
                With all its imperfections on its head;’

  she is thrust into the ‘Hole in the Wall,’ the ‘Bag o’ Nails,’ or the
  parlour of the ‘Two Spies.’

  Desirous of having aural and ocular demonstration of the curious
  manner in which the office of Coroner is now fulfilled, we were
  attracted, a few weeks since, to the Old Drury Tavern, in Vinegar
  Yard, Drury Lane. Having made our way to a small parlour, we perceived
  the Majesty of England, as personated on this occasion, enveloped in
  an ordinary surtout, sitting at the head of a table, and surrounded by
  a knot of good-humoured faces, who might, if judged from mere
  appearances, have rallied round their president for some social
  purpose—only that the cigars and spirits and water had not yet come
  in. There was nothing official to be seen but a few pens, a sheet or
  two of paper, an inkstand, and a parish beadle.

  When we entered, the Coroner was holding a friendly conversation with
  some of the jury, the beadle, and the gentlemen of the press,
  respecting the inferiority of the accommodation; and, considering the
  number of persons present, and the accessions expected from more
  jurymen, parochial officers, and witnesses, the subject was suggested
  naturally enough: for the private apartment of the landlord was of
  exceedingly moderate dimensions; and that had been appropriated as the
  temporary Court.

  Here then, to a back parlour of the Old Drury Tavern, Vinegar Yard,
  Drury Lane, London, the Queen’s representative was consigned—by no
  fault of his own, but from that of a system of which he is rather a
  victim than a promoter—to institute one of the most important
  inquiries which the law of England prescribes. A human being had been
  prematurely sent into eternity, and the coroner was called upon—amidst
  several implements of conviviality, the odour of gin and the smell of
  tobacco-smoke—‘to inquire in this manner: that is, to wit, if they
  [the witnesses] know where the person was slain, whether it were in
  any house, field, bed, tavern, or company, and who were there; who are
  culpable, either of the act, or of the force; and who were present,
  either men or women, and of what age soever they be, if they can speak
  or have any discretion; and how many soever be found culpable they
  shall be taken and delivered to the sheriff, and shall be committed to
  the gaol.’ So runs the clause of the act of parliament, still in force
  by which the coroner and jury were now assembled. It is the second
  statute of the fourth year of Edward I., and is the identical law
  which is discussed by the grave-diggers in Hamlet.

  The pleasant colloquy about the size of the room ended in a resolution
  to adjourn the Court to the ‘Two Spies,’ in a neighbouring alley. Time
  appeared, throughout the proceedings, to be as valuable as space, and
  the rest of the jurors having dropped in, the coroner—with a bible
  supplied from the bar,—at once delivered the oath to the foreman. The
  other jurors were rapidly sworn in batches, upon the Old Drury Bible,
  under an abridged dispensation administered, if our memory be correct,
  by the beadle.

  ‘Now, then, gentlemen,’ said the coroner, ‘we’ll view the body.’

  Not without alacrity the entire company left their confined quarters
  to breathe such air as is vouchsafed in Vinegar Yard. The subject of
  inquiry lay at a baker’s shop, ‘a few doors round the corner,’—to use
  the topographical formula of the parish functionary—and thither he
  ushered us. A few of the window shutters of the shop were up, but in
  all other respects there was as little to indicate a house of death as
  there was to show it to be a house of mourning. If the journeyman had
  not been standing at the end of the counter in his holiday coat, it
  would have seemed as if business was going on as usual. There was the
  same tempting display of tarts, the same heaps of biscuits, the same
  supply of loaves, the same ranges of flour in paper bags as is to be
  observed in ordinary bakers’ shops on ordinary occasions. Yet the
  mistress of this particular baker’s shop lay dead only a few paces
  within, and its master was in gaol on suspicion of having murdered
  her.

  Through a parlour and a sort of passage with a bed and a sink in
  it,the jury were shown into a confined kitchen. Here, on a mahogany
  dining-table, lay the remains covered with a dirty sheet. To describe
  the spectacle which presented itself when the beadle, with
  business-like immobility turned down the covering, does not happily
  fall within our present object. It is, however, necessary to say that
  it presented evidences of continued ill-usage from blows and kicks,
  not to be beheld without strong indignation. Yet this was not all.

  ‘The cause of death,’ said the beadle—_his_ mind was quite made up—‘is
  on the back; it’s covered with bruises: but I suppose you won’t want
  to see that, gentlemen.’

  By no means. Everybody had seen enough; for they were surrounded by
  whatever could increase distress and engender disgust. The apartment
  was so small, that the table left only room for the jurors to edge
  round it one by one; and it was hardly possible to do this, without
  actual contact with the head or feet of the corpse. A gridiron and
  other black utensils were hanging against the wall, and could only be
  escaped by the exercise on the part of the spectators of great
  ingenuity of motion. This and the bed-place (bed-_room_ is no word for
  it) indicated squalid poverty; but the scene was changed in the
  parlour. There, appearances were at least kept up. It was filled with
  decent furniture—even elegancies; including a pianoforte and a couple
  of portraits.

  These strange evidences of refinement only brought out the squalor,
  smallness, and unfitness for any part of a judicial inquiry of the
  inner apartments, into more glaring relief. Surely so important a
  function as that of a coroner and his jury should not be conducted
  amidst such a scene! Besides other obvious objections, the danger of
  keeping corpses in confined apartments, and in close neighbourhoods,
  was here strongly exemplified. The smell was so ‘close’ and
  insanitary, that the first man who entered the den where the body lay,
  caused the window to be opened. Two children, the offspring of the
  victim and the accused, lived in these apartments; and above stairs
  the house was crowded with lodgers, to all of whom any sort of
  infection would have proved the more disastrous from living next door,
  as it were, to Death. It is terrible to reflect that every decease
  happening among the myriads of the population a little lower in
  circumstances than this baker, deals around it its proportion of
  destruction to the living, from the same causes. True, that had it
  been impossible to retain the body where death occurred—as chances
  when several persons live in the same room—it would have been removed.
  But where.—The coroner and jury would have had to view it in the
  tap-room of a public-house.

  There is another objection—all-powerful in the eyes of a lawyer. He
  recognises as a first necessity that the jurors should have no
  opportunity of communicating with witnesses, except when before the
  Court. But here the melancholy honours of the baker’s shop and parlour
  were performed by the two persons from whose evidence the cause of
  death was to be chiefly elicited;—the journeyman and a female relative
  of the deceased, who were in the house when the last blows were dealt,
  and when the woman died. They received the fifteen jurymen who were
  presently to judge of their testimony; and there was nothing but the
  strong sense of propriety which actuated these gentlemen on the
  present occasion, to prevent the witnesses from telling their own
  story privately in their own way, to any one or half dozen of the
  inquest, and thus to give a premature bent to opinions, the materials
  for forming which, ought to be strictly reserved for the public Court.
  Many examples can be supplied in illustration of this evil. We select
  one:—Some years ago, an old woman in the most wretched part of
  Westminster, was found dead in her bed—strangled. When the Coroner and
  jury went to view the body, they were ushered by a young female—a
  relative—who lived with the deceased. She explained there and then all
  about the death. When the Court re-assembled, she was—chiefly, it was
  understood, in consequence of what had previously passed—examined as
  first and principal witness, and upon her evidence, the verdict
  arrived at, was ‘Temporary insanity.’ The case, however, subsequently
  passed through more formal judicial ordeals, and the result was, that
  the coroner’s prime witness was hanged for the _murder_ of the old
  woman. We must have it distinctly understood that not the faintest
  shade of parallel exists between the two cases. We bring them together
  solely to illustrate the evils of a system.

  On passing into the baker’s parlour, dumb witnesses presented
  themselves, which—properly or improperly—must have had their effect on
  the promoters of the inquiry. The piano indicated hours formerly
  spent, and thoughts once indulged, which, when imagined by minds fresh
  from the appalling reality in the squalid kitchen, must have excited
  new throes of indignation and pity. One portrait was that of the
  bruised and crushed corpse when living and young. Then she must have
  been comely; now no feature could be recognised as ever having been
  human. Then, she was cleanly and neatly dressed, and, if the pictured
  smile might be trusted, happy; now, she lay amidst dirt, the victim of
  long, long ill-usage and lingering misery, ended in premature death.
  The other, was a likeness of her husband. Had words of love ever
  passed between the originals of those painted effigies? Had they ever
  courted? It seemed that one of the jurors was inwardly asking some
  such question while gazing at the portraits, for he was visibly
  affected.

  We all at length made our way to the ‘Two Spies’ in Whitehart Yard,
  Brydges Street. The accommodation afforded was a little more spacious
  than those of the Old Drury; but the delegated Majesty of the Crown
  had no dignity imparted to it from the coroner’s figure being brought
  out in relief by a clothes-horse and table cloth which were, during
  the inquiry, placed behind him to serve as a fire-screen. Neither did
  the case of stuffed birds, the sampler of Moses in the bulrushes, the
  picture of the licensed victuallers’ school, or the portraits of the
  rubicund host and of his ‘good lady,’ tend to impress the minds of
  jury, witnesses, or spectators, with that awe for the supremacy of the
  Law which a court of justice is expected to inspire.

  The circumstances as detailed by the witnesses are already familiar to
  the readers of newspapers; but from the insecutive manner in which the
  evidence was produced, it is difficult to frame a coherent narrative.
  It all tended to prove that the husband had for several years
  exercised great harshness towards his wife. That boxing her ears and
  kicking her were among his ‘habits.’ On the Friday previous to her
  decease, the journeyman had been, as usual, ‘bolted down’ in the
  bake-house for the night, (such, he said, being the custom in the
  trade) and from eleven o’clock till three in the morning he heard a
  great noise overhead as of two persons quarrelling, and of one person
  dragging the other across the room. There were cries of distress from
  the deceased woman. Another witness—a second cousin of the wife—called
  on Saturday afternoon. She found the wife in a pitiable state from
  ill-usage and want of rest. Her left ear and all that part of the head
  was much bruised. There were cuts, and the hair was matted with
  congealed blood. The husband was told how much she was injured, but he
  did not appear to take any notice of it. A trait of the dread in which
  the woman lived of the man was here mentioned; she asked the witness
  to ask her husband to allow her to lie down. She dared not prefer so
  reasonable a request herself; although she had been up all the
  previous night being beaten. He refused. The cousin sat down to dinner
  with the wretched pair; only for the purpose of being between them to
  prevent further violence, for she had dined. She remained until
  half-past three o’clock, and during that interval the husband
  frequently boxed his wife’s ears as hard as he could; and once kicked
  her with great force. Her usual remonstrance was, ‘Man alive, don’t
  touch me.’ The visitor returned in the evening, and she, with the
  journeyman, saw another brutal attack, some minutes after which the
  victim fell as if in a fit. She was assisted into an inner room, sank
  down and never rose again. She lay till the following Sunday morning
  in a state of insensibility, and no attempt had been made to procure
  surgical assistance. A practitioner at last was summoned, gave no
  hope, and the poor creature died on Monday morning. The post mortem
  examination, described by the surgeon, revealed the cause of death in
  the blows at the side of the head, which he said was like ‘beefsteaks
  when beaten by cooks.’ No trace of habitual drunkenness appeared. The
  deceased had been, in the course of the inquiry, charged with that.

  A lawyer would have felt especially fidgetty, while these facts were
  being elicited. The questions were put in an undecided rambling
  manner, and were so interrupted by half-made remarks from the jurors
  and other parties in the room, that it was a wonder how the report of
  the proceedings, which appeared in the morning newspapers, could have
  been so cleverly cleared as it was of the chaff from which it was
  winnowed. One or two circumstances occurred during this time which
  tended to throw over the whole affair the air of an ill-played farce.
  At an interesting point of the evidence, the door was opened, and a
  scream from a female voice announced ‘Please sir, the beadle’s
  wanted!’ There were four gentlemen sitting on a horse-hair sofa close
  behind some of the jury, with whom more than once they entered into
  conversation, doubtless about the case in hand. The way in which the
  coroner took notice of this breach of every judisprudential rule, was
  extremely characteristic: he said, in effect, that there was, perhaps,
  no actual harm in it, but it _might_ be objected to—the parties
  conversing might be relatives of the accused. In fact, he mildly
  insinuated that such unprivileged communications might warp the
  jurymen’s judgments—that’s all!

  After the coroner had summed up, the jury returned a verdict of
  manslaughter against the husband. The Queen’s representative then
  retired, and so did the jury and the beadle; a little extra business
  was done at the bar of the ‘Two Spies,’ and, to use a reporter’s pet
  phrase, ‘the proceedings terminated.’

  It is far from our desire, in describing this particular inquest, in
  any way to disparage—supposing anything we have said can be construed
  into disparagement—any person or persons concerned in it directly or
  remotely. Our wish is to point out the exceeding looseness,
  informality, and difficulty of ensuring sound judgment, which the
  system occasions. Indeed we were told by a competent authority that
  the proceedings at the Old Drury and ‘Two Spies’ taverns, formed an
  orderly and superior specimen of their class.

  There is a mischief of some gravity, which we have yet to notice. The
  essential check upon all judicial or private dereliction is publicity,
  and publicity gained through the press in _all_ cases which require
  it; but the existing system gives the coroner the power of excluding
  reporters. He can, if he pleases, make a Star Chamber of his court,
  hold it in a private house, and conduct it in secret. Instances—though
  very rare ones—can be adduced of this having been actually done. Here
  opens a door to another abuse;—it is known that a certain few among
  newspaper hangers-on—persons only connected with the press by the
  precarious and slender tenure of ‘a penny-a-line’—find it profitable
  to attend inquests—not for legitimate purposes—for their ‘copy’ is
  seldom inserted by editors—but to obtain money from relatives and
  parties interested in the deceased for what they are pleased to call
  ‘suppressing’ their reports. This generally happens in cases which
  from their having no public interest whatever would not, under any
  circumstances, be admitted into the crowded columns of the journals;
  for we can with confidence say that any case in which the public
  interests are likely to be staked, once before the editors of any
  London Journal, and supplied by a gentleman of their own
  establishment, no power on earth could suppress it. It has happened
  again occasionally that, from the suddenness with which the coroner is
  summoned, and the slovenly manner in which his office is performed, an
  inquest that ought to have been made public has wholly escaped the
  knowledge of newspaper conductors and their accredited reporters, and
  has thus passed over in silence.

  Let us here put up another guard against misconception. No imputation
  _can_ rest upon any accredited member of the press; the high state
  dignities which some men who have been reporters now so well support,
  are a guarantee against that. Neither do we wish to undervalue the
  important services sometimes performed by occasional or ‘penny-a-line’
  reporters; among whom there are honourable and clever men. We only
  point out a small body of exceptional characters who are no more than
  what we have described—‘hangers-on’ of the press.

  We now proceed to suggest a remedy for the inherent vices of
  ‘Crowner’s quests.’

  In the report of the Board of Health on intramural interments, upon
  which a bill now before Parliament is founded, it is proposed to erect
  in convenient parts of London eight reception-houses for the dead,
  previous to interment in the cemeteries to be established. This will
  remove the mortal remains from that immediate and fatal contact—fatal,
  morally as well as physically—which is compulsory among the poorer
  classes under the existing system of sepulture. It appears that of the
  deaths which take place in the metropolis, in upwards of 20,000
  instances the corpse must be kept, during the interval between the
  death and the interment, in the same room in which the surviving
  members of the family live and sleep; while of the 8,000 deaths every
  year from epidemic diseases, by far the greater part happen under the
  circumstances just described.

  If from these causes the necessity for dead-houses is so great when no
  inquest is necessary, how much stronger is it when the services of the
  coroner are requisite? The reason given for the peripatetic nature of
  the office, is the assumed necessity of the jury seeing the bodies on
  the spot and in the circumstances of death. But that such a necessity
  is unreal was proved on the inquest we have been detailing, by the
  fact of the remains having been lifted from the bed where life ceased,
  to a table, and having been opened by the surgeons. Surely, removal to
  a wholesome and convenient reception-house, would not disturb such
  appearances as may be presumed to form evidence. As it is, the only
  place among the poor in which medical men can perform the important
  duty of examination by _post mortem_ dissection is a room crowded with
  inmates—or the tap-room of the nearest tavern.

  To preserve, then, a degree of order, dignity, and solemnity equal at
  least to that which is maintained to try an action for debt, and to
  prevent the possibility of any ‘private’ dealings, we would strongly
  urge that a suitable Coroner’s Court-house be attached to each of the
  proposed reception-houses. A clause to this effect can be easily
  introduced into the new bill. With such accommodation the coroner
  could perform his office in a manner worthy of a delegate of the
  Crown, and no such informalities as tend to intercept and taint the
  pure stream of Justice could continue to exist.




                            FRANCIS JEFFREY.


  JEFFREY was a year younger than SCOTT, whom he outlived eighteen
  years, and with whose career his own had some points of resemblance.
  They came of the same middle-class stock, and had played together as
  lads in the High School ‘yard’ before they met as advocates in the
  Court of Session. The fathers of both were connected with that Court;
  and from childhood, both were devoted to the law. But Scott’s boyish
  infirmity imprisoned him in Edinburgh, while Jeffrey was let loose to
  Glasgow University, and afterwards passed up to Queen’s College,
  Oxford. The boys, thus separated, had no remembrance of having
  previously met, when they saw each other at the Speculative Society in
  1791.

  The Oxford of that day suited Jeffrey ill. It suited few people well
  who cared for anything but cards and claret. Southey, who came just
  after him, tells us that the Greek he took there he left there, nor
  ever passed such unprofitable months; and Lord Malmesbury, who had
  been there but a little time before him, wonders how it was that so
  many men should make their way in the world creditably, after leaving
  a place that taught nothing but idleness and drunkenness. But Jeffrey
  was not long exposed to its temptations. He left after the brief
  residence of a single term; and what in after life he remembered most
  vividly in connection with it, seems to have been the twelve days’
  hard travelling between Edinburgh and London which preceded his
  entrance at Queen’s. Some seventy years before, another Scotch lad, on
  his way to become yet more famous in literature and law, had taken
  nearly as many weeks to perform the same journey; but, between the
  schooldays of Mansfield and of Jeffrey, the world had not been
  resting.

  It was enacting its greatest modern incident, the first French
  Revolution, when the young Scotch student returned to Edinburgh and
  changed his College gown for that of the advocate. Scott had the start
  of him in the Court of Session by two years, and had become rather
  active and distinguished in the Speculative Society before Jeffrey
  joined it. When the latter, then a lad of nineteen, was introduced,
  (one evening in 1791), he observed a heavy-looking young man
  officiating as secretary, who sat solemnly at the bottom of the table
  in a huge woollen night-cap, and who, before the business of the night
  began, rose from his chair, and, with imperturbable gravity seated on
  as much of his face as was discernible from the wrappings of the
  ‘portentous machine’ that enveloped it, apologised for having left
  home with a bad toothache. This was his quondam schoolfellow Scott.
  Perhaps Jeffrey was pleased with the mingled enthusiasm for the
  speculative, and regard for the practical, implied in the woollen
  night-cap; or perhaps he was interested by the Essay on Ballads which
  the hero of the night-cap read in the course of the evening: but
  before he left the meeting he sought an introduction to Mr. Walter
  Scott, and they were very intimate for many years afterwards.

  The Speculative Society dealt with the usual subjects of elocution and
  debate prevalent in similar places then and since; such as, whether
  there ought to be an Established Religion, and whether the Execution
  of Charles I. was justifiable, and if Ossian’s poems were authentic?
  It was not a fraternity of speculators by any means of an alarming or
  dangerous sort. John Allen and his friends, at this very time, were
  spouting forth active sympathy for French Republicanism at Fortune’s
  Tavern, under immediate and watchful superintendence of the Police;
  James Macintosh was parading the streets with Horne Tooke’s colours in
  his hat; James Montgomery was expiating in York Jail his exulting
  ballad on the Fall of the Bastille; and Southey and Coleridge, in
  despair of old England, had completed the arrangements of their
  youthful colony for a community of property, and proscription of
  everything selfish, on the banks of the Susquehana;—but the
  Speculative orators rarely probed the sores of the body politic deeper
  than an inquiry into the practical advantages of belief in a future
  state? and whether it was for the interest of Britain to maintain the
  balance of Europe? or if knowledge could be too much disseminated
  among the lower ranks of the people?

  In short, nothing of the extravagance of the time, on either side, is
  associable with the outset of Jeffrey’s career. As little does he seem
  to have been influenced, on the one hand, by the democratic foray of
  some two hundred convention delegates into Edinburgh in 1792, as, on
  the other, by the prominence of his father’s name to a protest of
  frantic high-tory defiance; and he was justified not many years since
  in referring with pride to the fact that, at the opening of his public
  life, his view of the character of the first French revolution, and of
  its probable influence on other countries, had been such as to require
  little modification during the whole of his subsequent career. The
  precision and accuracy of his judgment had begun to show itself thus
  early. At the crude young Jacobins, so soon to ripen into Quarterly
  Reviewers, who were just now coquetting with Mary Woolstonecraft, or
  making love to the ghost of Madame Roland, or branding as worthy of
  the bowstring the tyrannical enormities of Mr. Pitt, he could afford
  to laugh from the first. From the very first he had the strongest
  liberal tendencies, but restrained them so wisely that he could
  cultivate them well.

  He joined the band of youths who then sat at the feet of Dugald
  Stewart, and whose first incentive to distinction in the more
  difficult paths of knowledge, as well as their almost universal
  adoption of the liberal school of politics, are in some degree
  attributable to the teaching of that distinguished man. Among them
  were Brougham and Horner, who had played together from boyhood in
  Edinburgh streets, had joined the Speculative on the same evening six
  years after Jeffrey (who in Brougham soon found a sharp opponent on
  colonial and other matters), and were still fast friends. Jeffrey’s
  father, raised to a deputy clerk of session, now lived on a third or
  fourth flat in Buchanan’s Court in the Lawn Market, where the worthy
  old gentleman kept two women servants and a man at livery; but where
  the furniture does not seem to have been of the soundest. This fact
  his son used to illustrate by an anecdote of the old gentleman eagerly
  setting-to at a favourite dinner one day, with the two corners of the
  table cloth tied round his neck to protect his immense professional
  frills, when the leg of his chair gave way, and he tumbled back on the
  floor with all the dishes, sauces, and viands a-top of him. Father and
  son lived here together, till the latter took for his first wife the
  daughter of the Professor of Hebrew in the University of St. Andrew,
  and moved to an upper story in another part of town. He had been
  called to the bar in 1794, and was married eight years afterward. He
  had not meanwhile obtained much practice, and the elevation implied in
  removal to an upper flat is not of the kind that a young Benedict
  covets. But distinction of another kind was at length at hand.

  One day early in 1802, ‘in the eighth or ninth story or flat in
  Buccleugh Place, the elevated residence of the then Mr. Jeffrey,’ Mr.
  Jeffrey had received a visit from Horner and Sydney Smith, when
  Sydney, at this time a young English curate temporarily resident in
  Edinburgh, preaching, teaching, and joking with a flow of wit,
  humanity, and sense that fascinated everybody, started the notion of
  the Edinburgh Review. The two Scotchmen at once voted the Englishman
  its editor, and the notion was communicated to John Archibald Murray
  (Lord Advocate after Jeffrey, long years afterward), John Allen (then
  lecturing on medical subjects at the University, but who went abroad
  before he could render any essential service), and Alexander Hamilton
  (afterwards Sanscrit professor at Haileybury). This was the first
  council; but it was extended, after a few days, till the two Thomsons
  (John and Thomas, the physician and the advocate), Thomas Brown (who
  succeeded to Dugald Stewart’s chair), and Henry Brougham, were
  admitted to the deliberations. Horner’s quondam playfellow was an ally
  too potent to be obtained without trouble; and, even thus early, had
  not a few characteristics in common with the Roman statesman and
  orator whom it was his greatest ambition in after life to resemble,
  and of whom Shakspeare has told us that he never followed anything
  that other men began.

  ‘You remember how cheerfully Brougham approved of our plan at first,’
  wrote Jeffrey to Horner, in April, in the thick of anxious
  preparations for the start, ‘and agreed to give us an article or two
  without hesitation. Three or four days ago I proposed two or three
  books that I thought would suit him; when he answered, with perfect
  good humour, that he had changed his view of our plan a little, and
  rather thought now that he should decline to have any connection with
  it.’ This little coquetry was nevertheless overcome; and before the
  next six months were over, Brougham had become an efficient and
  zealous member of the band.

  It is curious to see how the project hung fire at first. Jeffrey had
  nearly finished four articles, Horner had partly written four, and
  more than half the number was printed; and yet well nigh the other
  half had still to be written. The memorable fasciculus at last
  appeared in November, after a somewhat tedious gestation of nearly ten
  months; having been subject to what Jeffrey calls so ‘miserable a
  state of backwardness’ and so many ‘symptoms of despondency,’ that
  Constable had to delay the publication some weeks beyond the day first
  fixed. Yet as early as April had Sydney Smith completed more than half
  of what he contributed, while nobody else had put pen to paper; and
  shortly after the number appeared he was probably not sorry to be
  summoned, with his easy pen and his cheerful wit, to London, and to
  abandon the cares of editorship to Jeffrey.

  No other choice could have been made. That first number settled the
  point. It is easy to discover that Jeffrey’s estimation in Edinburgh
  had not, up to this time, been in any just proportion to his powers;
  and that, even with those who knew him best, his playful and sportive
  fancy sparkled too much to the surface of his talk to let them see the
  grave deep currents that ran underneath. Every one now read with
  surprise the articles attributed to him. Sydney had yielded him the
  place of honour, and he had vindicated his right to it. He had thrown
  out a new and forcible style of criticism, with a fearless,
  unmisgiving, and unhesitating courage. Objectors might doubt or cavil
  at the opinions expressed; but the various and comprehensive
  knowledge, the subtle argumentative genius, the brilliant and definite
  expression, there was no disputing or denying. A fresh and startling
  power was about to make itself felt in literature.

  ‘Jeffrey,’ said his most generous fellow labourer, a few days after
  the Review appeared, ‘is the person who will derive most honour from
  this publication, as his articles in this number are generally known,
  and are incomparably the best; I have received the greater pleasure
  from this circumstance, because the genius of that little man has
  remained almost unknown to all but his most intimate acquaintances.
  His manner is not at first pleasing; what is worse, it is of that cast
  which almost irresistibly impresses upon strangers the idea of levity
  and superficial talents. Yet there is not any man, whose real
  character is so much the reverse; he has, indeed, a very sportive and
  playful fancy, but it is accompanied with an extensive and varied
  information, with a readiness of apprehension almost intuitive, with
  judicious and calm discernment, with a profound and penetrating
  understanding.’ This confident passage from a private journal of the
  20th November, 1802, may stand as a remarkable monument of the
  prescience of Francis Horner.

  Yet it was also the opinion of this candid and sagacious man that he
  and his fellows had not gained much character by that first number of
  the Review. As a set-off to the talents exhibited, he spoke of the
  severity—of what, in some of the papers, might be called the
  scurrility—as having given general dissatisfaction; and he predicted
  that they would have to soften their tone, and be more indulgent to
  folly and bad taste. Perhaps it is hardly thus that the objection
  should have been expressed. It is now, after the lapse of nearly half
  a century, admitted on all hands that the tone adopted by these young
  Edinburgh reviewers was in some respects extremely indiscreet; and
  that it was not simply folly and bad taste, but originality and
  genius, that had the right to more indulgence at their hands. When
  Lord Jeffrey lately collected Mr. Jeffrey’s critical articles, he
  silently dropped those very specimens of his power which by their
  boldness of view, severity of remark, and vivacity of expression,
  would still as of old have attracted the greatest notice; and
  preferred to connect with his name, in the regard of such as might
  hereafter take interest in his writings, only those papers which, by
  enforcing what appeared to him just principles and useful opinions, he
  hoped might have a tendency to make men happier and better. Somebody
  said by way of compliment of the early days of the Scotch Review, that
  it made reviewing more respectable than authorship; and the remark,
  though essentially the reverse of a compliment, exhibits with
  tolerable accuracy the general design of the work at its outset. Its
  ardent young reviewers took a somewhat too ambitious stand above the
  literature they criticised. ‘To all of us,’ Horner ingenuously
  confessed, ‘it is only matter of temporary amusement and subordinate
  occupation.’

  Something of the same notion was in Scott’s thoughts when, smarting
  from a severe but not unjust or ungenerous review of Marmion, he said
  that Jeffrey loved to see imagination best when it is bitted and
  managed, and ridden upon the _grand pas_. He did not make sufficient
  allowance for starts and sallies and bounds, when Pegasus was
  beautiful to behold, though sometimes perilous to his rider. He would
  have had control of horse as well as rider, Scott complained, and made
  himself master of the ménage to both. But on the other hand this was
  often very possible; and nothing could then be conceived more charming
  than the earnest, playful, delightful way in which his comments
  adorned and enriched the poets he admired. Hogarth is not happier in
  Charles Lamb’s company, than is the homely vigour and genius of Crabbe
  under Jeffrey’s friendly leading; he returned fancy for fancy to
  Moore’s exuberance, and sparkled with a wit as keen; he ‘tamed his
  wild heart’ to the loving thoughtfulness of Rogers, his scholarly
  enthusiasm, his pure and vivid pictures; with the fiery energy and
  passionate exuberance of Byron, his bright courageous spirit broke
  into earnest sympathy; for the clear and stirring strains of Campbell
  he had an ever lively and liberal response; and Scott, in the midst of
  many temptations to the exercise of severity, never ceased to awaken
  the romance and generosity of his nature.

  His own idea of the more grave critical claims put forth by him in his
  early days, found expression in later life. He had constantly
  endeavoured, he said, to combine ethical precepts with literary
  criticism. He had earnestly sought to impress his readers with a
  sense, both of the close connection between sound intellectual
  attainments, and the higher elements of duty and enjoyment; and of the
  just and ultimate subordination of the former to the latter. Nor
  without good reason did he take this praise to himself. The taste
  which Dugald Stewart had implanted in him, governed him more than any
  other at the outset of his career; and may often have contributed not
  a little, though quite unconsciously, to lift the aspiring young
  metaphysician somewhat too ambitiously above the level of the luckless
  author summoned to his judgment seat. Before the third year of the
  review had opened, he had broken a spear in the lists of metaphysical
  philosophy even with his old tutor, and with Jeremy Bentham, both in
  the maturity of their fame; he had assailed, with equal gallantry, the
  opposite errors of Priestley and Reid; and, not many years later, he
  invited his friend Alison to a friendly contest, from which the
  fancies of that amiable man came out dulled by a superior brightness,
  by more lively, varied, and animated conceptions of beauty, and by a
  style which recommended a more than Scotch soberness of doctrine with
  a more than French vivacity of expression.

  For it is to be said of Jeffrey, that when he opposed himself to
  enthusiasm, he did so in the spirit of an enthusiast; and that this
  had a tendency to correct such critical mistakes as he may
  occasionally have committed. And as of him, so of his Review. In
  professing to go deeply into the _principles_ on which its judgments
  were to be rested, as well as to take large and original views of all
  the important questions to which those works might relate,—it
  substantially succeeded, as Jeffrey presumed to think it had done, in
  familiarising the public mind with higher speculations, and sounder
  and larger views of the great objects of human pursuit; as well as in
  permanently raising the standard, and increasing the influence, of all
  such occasional writings far beyond the limits of Great Britain.

  Nor let it be forgotten that the system on which Jeffrey established
  relations between his writers and publishers has been of the highest
  value as a precedent in such matters, and has protected the
  independence and dignity of a later race of reviewers. He would never
  receive an unpaid-for contribution. He declined to make it the
  interest of the proprietors to prefer a certain class of contributors.
  The payment was ten guineas a sheet at first, and rose gradually to
  double that sum, with increase on special occasions; and even when
  rank or other circumstances made remuneration a matter of perfect
  indifference, Jeffrey insisted that it should nevertheless be
  received. The Czar Peter, when working in the trenches, he was wont to
  say, received pay as a common soldier. Another principle which he
  rigidly carried out, was that of a thorough independence of publishing
  interests. The Edinburgh Review was never made in any manner tributary
  to particular bookselling schemes. It assailed or supported with equal
  vehemence or heartiness the productions of Albemarle-street and
  Paternoster-row. ‘I never asked such a thing of him but once,’ said
  the late Mr. Constable, describing an attempt to obtain a favourable
  notice from his obdurate Editor, ‘and I assure you the result was no
  encouragement to repeat such petitions.’ The book was Scott’s edition
  of Swift; and the result one of the bitterest attacks on the
  popularity of Swift, in one of Jeffrey’s most masterly criticisms.

  He was the better able thus to carry his point, because against more
  potent influences he had already taken a decisive stand. It was not
  till six years after the Review was started that Scott remonstrated
  with Jeffrey on the virulence of its party politics. But much earlier
  even than this, the principal proprietors had made the same complaint;
  had pushed their objections to the contemplation of Jeffrey’s
  surrender of the editorship; and had opened negotiations with writers
  known to be bitterly opposed to him. To his honour, Southey declined
  these overtures, and advised a compromise of the dispute. Some of the
  leading Whigs themselves were discontented, and Horner had appealed to
  him from the library of Holland House. Nevertheless, Jeffrey stood
  firm. He carried the day against Paternoster-row, and unassailably
  established the all-important principle of a perfect independence of
  his publishers’ control. He stood as resolute against his friend
  Scott; protesting that on one leg, and the weakest, the Review could
  not and should not stand, for that its _right leg_ he knew to be
  politics. To Horner he replied by carrying the war into the Holland
  House country with inimitable spirit and cogency. ‘Do, for Heaven’s
  sake, let your Whigs do something popular and effective this session.
  Don’t you see the nation is now divided into two, and only two
  parties; and that _between_ these stand the Whigs, utterly
  inefficient, and incapable of ever becoming efficient, if they will
  still maintain themselves at an equal distance from both. You must lay
  aside a great part of your aristocratic feelings, and side with the
  most respectable and sane of the democrats.’

  The vigorous wisdom of the advice was amply proved by subsequent
  events, and its courage nobody will doubt who knows anything of what
  Scotland was at the time. In office, if not in intellect, the Tories
  were supreme. A single one of the Dundases named the sixteen Scots
  peers, and forty-three of the Scots commoners; nor was it an
  impossible farce, that the sheriff of a county should be the only
  freeholder present at the election of a member to represent it in
  Parliament, should as freeholder vote himself chairman, should as
  chairman receive the oaths and the writ from himself as sheriff,
  should as chairman and sheriff sign them, should propose himself as
  candidate, declare himself elected, dictate and sign the minutes of
  election, make the necessary indenture between the various parties
  represented solely by himself, transmit it to the Crown-office, and
  take his seat by the same night’s mail to vote with Mr. Addington! We
  must recollect such things, when we would really understand the
  services of such men as Jeffrey. We must remember the evil and
  injustice he so strenuously laboured to remove, and the cost at which
  his labour was given. We must bear in mind that he had to face day by
  day, in the exercise of his profession, the very men most interested
  in the abuses actively assailed, and keenly resolved as far as
  possible to disturb and discredit their assailant. ‘Oh, Mr. Smith,’
  said Lord Stowell to Sydney, ‘you would have been a much richer man if
  you had come over to us!’ This was in effect the sort of thing said to
  Jeffrey daily in the Court of Session, and disregarded with generous
  scorn. What it is to an advocate to be on the deaf side of ‘the ear of
  the Court,’ none but an advocate can know; and this, with Jeffrey, was
  the twenty-five years’ penalty imposed upon him for desiring to see
  the Catholics emancipated, the consciences of dissenters relieved, the
  barbarism of jurisprudence mitigated, and the trade in human souls
  abolished.

  The Scotch Tories died hard. Worsted in fair fight they resorted to
  foul; and among the publications avowedly established for personal
  slander of their adversaries, a preeminence so infamous was obtained
  by the Beacon, that it disgraced the cause irretrievably. Against this
  malignant libeller Jeffrey rose in the Court of Session again and
  again, and the result of its last prosecution showed the power of the
  party represented by it thoroughly broken. The successful advocate, at
  length triumphant even in that Court over the memory of his talents
  and virtues elsewhere, had now forced himself into the front rank of
  his profession; and they who listened to his advocacy found it even
  more marvellous than his criticism, for power, versatility, and
  variety. Such rapidity yet precision of thought, such volubility yet
  clearness of utterance, left all competitors behind. Hardly any
  subject could be so indifferent or uninviting, that this teeming and
  fertile intellect did not surround it with a thousand graces of
  allusion, illustration, and fanciful expression. He might have
  suggested Butler’s hero,

                        ‘—who could not ope
                  His mouth but out there flew a trope,’

  with the difference that each trope flew to its proper mark, each
  fancy found its place in the dazzling profusion, and he could at all
  times, with a charming and instinctive ease, put the nicest restraints
  and checks on his glowing velocity of declamation. A worthy Glasgow
  baillie, smarting under an adverse verdict obtained by these
  facilities of speech, could find nothing so bitter to advance against
  the speaker as a calculation made with the help of Johnson’s
  Dictionary, to the effect that Mr. Jeffrey, in the course of a few
  hours, had spoken the whole English language twice over!

  But the Glasgow baillie made little impression on his fellow citizens;
  and from Glasgow came the first public tribute to Jeffrey’s now
  achieved position, and legal as well as literary fame. He was elected
  Lord Rector of the University in 1821 and 1822. Some seven or eight
  years previously he had married the accomplished lady who survives
  him, a grandniece of the celebrated Wilkes; and had purchased the
  lease of the villa near Edinburgh which he occupied to the time of his
  death, and whose romantic woods and grounds will long be associated
  with his name. At each step of his career a new distinction now
  awaited him, and with every new occasion his unflagging energies
  seemed to rise and expand. He never wrote with such masterly success
  for his Review as when his whole time appeared to be occupied with
  criminal prosecutions, with contested elections, with journeyings from
  place to place, with examinings and cross-examinings, with speeches,
  addresses, exhortations, denunciations. In all conditions and on all
  occasions, a very atmosphere of activity was around him. Even as he
  sat, apparently still, waiting to address a jury or amaze a witness,
  it made a slow man nervous to look at him. Such a flush of energy
  vibrated through that delicate frame, such rapid and never ceasing
  thought played on those thin lips, such restless flashes of light
  broke from those kindling eyes. You continued to look at him, till his
  very silence acted as a spell; and it ceased to be difficult to
  associate with his small but well-knit figure even the giant-like
  labours and exertions of this part of his astonishing career.

  At length, in 1829, he was elected Dean of the Faculty of Advocates;
  and thinking it unbecoming that the official head of a great law
  corporation should continue the editing of a party organ, he
  surrendered the management of the Edinburgh Review. In the year
  following, he took office with the Whigs as Lord Advocate, and
  replaced Sir James Scarlett in Lord Fitzwilliam’s borough of Malton.
  In the next memorable year he contested his native city against a
  Dundas; not succeeding in his election, but dealing the last heavy
  blow to his opponent’s sinking dynasty. Subsequently he took his seat
  as Member for Perth, introduced and carried the Scotch Reform bill,
  and in the December of 1832 was declared member for Edinburgh. He had
  some great sorrows at this time to check and alloy his triumphs.
  Probably no man had gone through a life of eager conflict and active
  antagonism with a heart so sensitive to the gentler emotions, and the
  deaths of Macintosh and Scott affected him deeply. He had had
  occasion, during the illness of the latter, to allude to him in the
  House of Commons; and he did this with so much beauty and delicacy,
  with such manly admiration of the genius and modest deference to the
  opinions of his great Tory friend, that Sir Robert Peel made a journey
  across the floor of the house to thank him cordially for it.

  The House of Commons nevertheless was not his natural element, and
  when, in 1834, a vacancy in the Court of Session invited him to his
  due promotion, he gladly accepted the dignified and honourable office
  so nobly earned by his labours and services. He was in his
  sixty-second year at the time of his appointment, and he continued for
  nearly sixteen years the chief ornament of the Court in which he sat.
  In former days the judgment-seats in Scotland had not been unused to
  the graces of literature: but in Jeffrey these were combined with an
  acute and profound knowledge of law less usual in that connection; and
  also with such a charm of demeanour, such a play of fancy and wit
  sobered to the kindliest courtesies, such clear sagacity, perfect
  freedom from bias, consideration for all differences of opinion; and
  integrity, independence, and broad comprehensiveness of view in
  maintaining his own; that there has never been but one feeling as to
  his judicial career. Universal veneration and respect attended it. The
  speculative studies of his youth had done much to soften all the
  asperities of his varied and vigorous life, and now, at its close,
  they gave to his judgments a large reflectiveness of tone, a moral
  beauty of feeling, and a philosophy of charity and good taste, which
  have left to his successors in that Court of Session no nobler models
  for imitation and example. Impatience of dulness _would_ break from
  him, now and then; and the still busy activity of his mind might be
  seen as he rose often suddenly from his seat, and paced up and down
  before it; but in his charges or decisions nothing of this feeling was
  perceptible, except that lightness and grace of expression in which
  his youth seemed to linger to the last, and a quick sensibility to
  emotion and enjoyment which half concealed the ravages of time.

  If such was the public estimation of this great and amiable man, to
  the very termination of his useful life, what language should describe
  the charm of his influence in his private and domestic circle? The
  affectionate pride with which every citizen of Edinburgh regarded him
  rose here to a kind of idolatry. For here the whole man was known—his
  kind heart, his open hand, his genial talk, his ready sympathy, his
  generous encouragement and assistance to all that needed it. The first
  passion of his life was its last, and never was the love of literature
  so bright within him as at the brink of the grave. What dims and
  deadens the impressibility of most men, had rendered his not only more
  acute and fresh, but more tributary to calm satisfaction, and pure
  enjoyment. He did not live merely in the past, as age is wont to do,
  but drew delight from every present manifestation of worth or genius,
  from whatever quarter it addressed him. His vivid pleasure where his
  interest was awakened, his alacrity and eagerness of appreciation, the
  fervour of his encouragement and praise, have animated the hopes and
  relieved the toil alike of the successful and the unsuccessful, who
  cannot hope, through whatever chequered future may await them, to find
  a more generous critic, a more profound adviser, a more indulgent
  friend.

  The present year opened upon Francis Jeffrey with all hopeful promise.
  He had mastered a severe illness, and resumed his duties with his
  accustomed cheerfulness; private circumstances had more than
  ordinarily interested him in his old Review; and the memory of past
  friends, giving yet greater strength to the affection that surrounded
  him, was busy at his heart. ‘God bless you!’ he wrote to Sydney
  Smith’s widow on the night of the 18th of January; ‘I am very old, and
  have many infirmities; but I am tenacious of old friendships, and find
  much of my present enjoyments in the recollections of the past.’ He
  sat in Court the next day, and on the Monday and Tuesday of the
  following week, with his faculties and attention unimpaired. On the
  Wednesday he had a slight attack of bronchitis; on Friday, symptoms of
  danger appeared; and on Saturday he died, peacefully and without pain.
  Few men had completed with such consummate success the work appointed
  them in this world; few men had passed away to a better with more
  assured hopes of their reward. The recollection of his virtues
  sanctifies his fame; and his genius will never cease to awaken the
  gratitude, respect, and pride of his countrymen.

                            HAIL AND FAREWELL!




                        THE YOUNG JEW OF TUNIS.


  People are glad to be assured that an interesting story is true. The
  following history was communicated to the writer by a friend, residing
  in the East, who had it from the French Consul himself. It reminds one
  of the Arabian Nights.

  In the year 1836, a Jewish family residing in Algiers were plunged in
  the greatest distress by the death of the father. A son, two
  daughters, and a mother were by this calamity left almost destitute.
  After the funeral, the son, whose name was Ibrahim, sold what little
  property there was to realise and gave it to his mother and sisters;
  after which, commending them to the charity of a distant relative, he
  left Algiers and departed for Tunis, hoping that if he did not find
  his fortune, he would at least make a livelihood there.

  He presented himself to the French Consul with his papers, and
  requested a license as a donkey-driver. This was granted, and Ibrahim
  entered the service of a man who let out asses, both for carrying
  water and for hire.

  Ibrahim was extremely handsome and very graceful in his demeanour;
  but, being so poor, his clothes were too ragged for him to be employed
  on anything but drudgery that was out of sight. He used to be sent
  with water-skins to the meanest parts of the town.

  One day, as he was driving his ass laden with water up a narrow
  street, he met a cavalcade of women riding (as usual in that country)
  upon donkeys covered with sumptuous housings. He drew on one side to
  allow them to pass by, but a string of camels coming up at the same
  instant, there ensued some confusion. The veil of one of the women
  became slightly deranged, and Ibrahim caught sight of a lovely
  countenance.

  He contrived to ascertain who the lady was and where she lived. She
  was Rebecca, the only daughter of a wealthy Jew.

  From this time, Ibrahim had but one thought; that of becoming rich
  enough to demand Rebecca in marriage. He had already saved up a few
  pieces of money; with these he bought himself better clothes, and he
  was now sometimes sent to conduct the donkeys hired out for riding.

  It so chanced, that one of his first expeditions was to take Rebecca
  and her attendants to a mercer’s shop. Either from accident or
  coquetry, Rebecca’s veil became again deranged, and again Ibrahim
  beheld the heavenly face beneath it. Ibrahim’s appearance, and his
  look of burning passionate love, did not displease the young Jewess.
  He frequently attended her on her excursions, and he was often
  permitted to see beneath the veil.

  Ibrahim deprived himself almost of the necessaries of life, and at
  length saved enough money to purchase an ass of his own. By degrees he
  was able to buy more, and became a master employing boys under him.

  When he thought himself sufficiently well off in the world, he
  presented himself before the family of Rebecca, and demanded her in
  marriage; but they did not consider his prospects brilliant, and
  rejected his proposals with contempt. Rebecca, however, sent her old
  nurse to him (just as a lady in the ‘Arabian Nights’ might have sent a
  similar messenger) to let him know that the family contempt was not
  shared by her.

  Ibrahim was more determined than ever to obtain her. He went to a
  magician, who bade him return to Algiers, and declared that if he
  accepted the _first_ offer of any kind which he should receive after
  entering the city, he would become rich and obtain the desire of his
  heart.

  Ibrahim sold his asses and departed for Algiers. He walked up and down
  the streets till nightfall, in expectation of the mysterious offer
  which had been foretold—but no one came.

  He had, however, been observed by a rich widow, somewhat advanced in
  years, a Frenchwoman and the widow of an officer of engineers. She
  dispatched an attendant to discover who he was and where he lived, and
  the next day sent for him to her house. His graceful address
  fascinated her even more than his good looks, and she made him
  overtures of marriage: offering at the same time to settle upon him a
  handsome portion of her wealth.

  This was not precisely the mode in which Ibrahim had intended to make
  his fortune; but, he recollected the prediction of the magician, and
  accepted the proposal.

  They were married, and for twelve months Ibrahim lived with his wife
  in great splendour and apparent happiness. At the end of that time he
  professed to be called to Tunis by indispensable business, which would
  require his presence for some time. His wife made no opposition,
  though she was sorry to lose him, and wished to accompany him; but
  that he prohibited, and departed alone: taking with him a good supply
  of money.

  He again presented himself before the French Consul at Tunis, who was
  surprised at the change in his appearance. His vest of flowered silk,
  brocaded with gold, was girded round the waist by a Barbary sash of
  the richest silk; his ample trowsers of fine cloth were met by red
  morocco boots; a Cashmere shawl of the most radiant colours was
  twisted round his head; his beard, carefully trimmed, fell half-way
  down his breast; a jewelled dagger hung at his girdle; and an ample
  Bournooz worn over all, gave an additional grace to his appearance,
  while it served to conceal his rich attire, which far exceeded the
  license of the sad-coloured garments prescribed by law to the Jews.

  He lost no time in repairing to the house of Rebecca. She was still
  unmarried, and again he made his proposals; this time it was with more
  success. He had all the appearance of a man of high consideration; and
  the riches which he half-negligently displayed, took their due effect.
  He had enjoyed a good character when he lived at Tunis before, and
  they took it for granted that he had done nothing to forfeit it. They
  asked no questions how his riches had been obtained, but gave him
  Rebecca in marriage.

  At the end of six months, the French Consul received inquiries from
  Algiers about Ibrahim; his wife, it was said, had become alarmed at
  his prolonged absence.

  The Consul sent for Ibrahim, and told him what he had heard. Ibrahim
  at first appeared disturbed and afterwards indignant. He denied in the
  strongest terms that he had any other wife than Rebecca, but owned
  that the woman in question had fallen in love with him. He also denied
  that he had given her any sort of legal claim upon him. The French
  Consul was perplexed; Ibrahim’s papers were all regular, he had always
  led an exemplary life in Tunis, he denied his marriage, and there was
  no proof of it.

  Had Ibrahim retained the smallest presence of mind, no harm could have
  befallen him. In that land of polygamy, his two wives (even though one
  were European) would have caused little scandal. His domestic position
  was somewhat complicated but by no means desperate. On departing from
  the Consul’s house, however, he would seem to have become possessed by
  a strange panic not to be explained by any rules of logic, and to have
  gone mad straightway. His one idea was that he was hurried on by
  destiny to—murder Rebecca!

  This miserable wretch, possessed by the fixed idea of destroying
  Rebecca, made deliberate preparations for carrying it into effect. But
  with the strange fanaticism and superstition which formed a main part
  of his character, and which forms a part of many such characters in
  those countries, he determined to give her a chance for her life; for,
  he seems to have thought in some confused, wild, mad, vain way, that
  it might still be the will of Providence that she should live.

  He concerted measures with the captain of a Greek vessel, whom he
  induced by heavy bribes to enter into his views. He gave it out that
  he was going to Algiers, to put an end to the ridiculous report which
  had been raised, and to destroy the claim which had been set up by his
  pretended wife.

  He embarked with Rebecca, without any attendants, on board the Greek
  vessel, which was bound for Algiers. Rebecca was taken at once into
  the cabin, where her curiosity was excited by a strange-looking black
  box which stood at one end of it. The black box was high and square,
  and large enough to contain a person sitting upright. The lid was
  thrown back; and she saw that the box was lined with thick cotton
  cloth, and contained a small brass pitcher full of water and a loaf of
  bread. Whilst she was examining these things, Ibrahim and the Captain
  entered; they neither of them spoke one word; but, coming behind her,
  Ibrahim placed his hand over her mouth, and muffling her head in her
  veil, lifted her into the box with the assistance of the captain, and
  shut down the lid, which they securely fastened. They then carried the
  box between them upon deck, and lowered it over the side of the
  vessel. The box had holes bored in the lid; it was very strong; and so
  built as to float like a boat.

  The Greek vessel continued her course towards Algiers. Either the crew
  had really not noticed the strange proceedings of Ibrahim and the
  Captain, or (which is more probable) they were paid to be silent. It
  is certain that they did not attempt to interfere.

  The next morning, as a French steamer, the Panama, was bearing towards
  Tunis, something like the hull of a small vessel was seen drifting
  about directly in their course. They picked it up, as it floated
  athwart the steamer’s bow; and were horrified to hear feeble cries
  proceeding from the interior. Hastily breaking it open, they found the
  unhappy Rebecca nearly dead with fright and exhaustion. When she was
  sufficiently recovered to speak, she told the captain how she had come
  into that strange condition, and he made all speed on to Tunis.

  The French Consul immediately dispatched a swift sailing steamer to
  Algiers with Rebecca and her nearest friends on board, bearing a
  dispatch to the governor, containing a hasty account of all these
  things. The steamer arrived first. When the Greek vessel entered the
  port, Ibrahim and the Captain were ordered to follow the officer on
  guard, and in a few moments Ibrahim stood face to face with his
  victim. To render the complication more complete, the French wife
  hearing that a steamer from Tunis had arrived with dispatches, went
  down to the governor’s house to make inquiries after her husband.

  At first, Ibrahim nearly fainted; but he soon regained his insane
  self, and boldly confessed his crime. Addressing himself to Rebecca,
  he said:

  ‘I confided thee to the sea, for I thought it might be the will of
  Providence to save thee! If thou hadst died, it would have been
  Providence that decreed thy fate, but thou art saved, and I am
  destroyed.’

  Both the wives wept bitterly. Their natural jealousy of each other was
  merged into the desire to save the fanatic from the consequence of his
  madness. Rebecca attempted to deny her former statement, and used
  great intercession with her relatives to forego their vengeance. The
  Frenchwoman made interest with the authorities too, but it was all,
  happily, in vain. The friends of Rebecca were implacable and insisted
  on justice.

  Ibrahim works now in the gallies at Toulon. The captain is under
  punishment also. The magician, it is to be feared, is practising his
  old trade.

  This is, perhaps, as strange an instance as there is on record, of an
  audacious and besotted transference of every responsibility to
  Providence. As though Providence had left man to work out nothing for
  himself! It is probable that this selfish monomaniac made the same
  pretext to his mind for basely marrying the widow, whom he intended to
  desert. There is no kind of impiety so monstrous as this; and yet
  there is, perhaps, none encountered so frequently, in one phase or
  other, in many aspects of life.

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